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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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"Barnacle Bill's
Home Pregnancy Test"?
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Homer, shouldn't we have
gone with a better-known brand?
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But Marge, this one came
with a free corncob pipe.
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Okay, let's see.
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"Ahoy, mateys.
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"If the water turns blue,
a baby for you.
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"If purple ye see,
no baby thar be."
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Well, what color is it...
Blue or purple?
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- Pink.
- D'
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"If ye test should fail
to a doctor set sail."
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Well, I guess I better
go see Dr. Hibbert.
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Honey,
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do you really think
you're pregnant?
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Well, I have the same nausea
and craving for pancake mix
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I did with the other kids.
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Yeah, and I have the same
tightness in my chest
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and profuse sweating
I always get.
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Well, I'll let you know.
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Hey, Homer, how come mom's
going to the doctor?
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- Is anything wrong?
- No, everything's fine.
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Your mother...
just broke her leg.
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- What?
- I smell a bun in the oven.
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Is Mom going
to have another baby, Dad?
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Maybe.
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- Whoa!
- Hey, all right!
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Way to go!
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You're a machine, Homer.
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Did you hear that, Maggie?
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Another baby in the house.
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Cool.
We can race 'em.
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Sure, for you, a baby's
all fun and games.
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For me, it's diaper changes
and midnight feedings.
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Doesn't Mom do that stuff?
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Yeah, but I have
to hear about it.
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Were you like this
when Mom was pregnant with me?
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Actually Bart, I threw up
more than your mother.
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It all happened at the beginning
of that turbulent decade
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known as the '80s.
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Those were idealistic days...
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The candidacy of John Anderson,
the rise of Supertramp.
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It was an exciting time
to be young.
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♪ When I was young ♪
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♪ It seemed that life
was so wonderful ♪
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For several years
I'd been dating your mother
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and working at
the local fun center.
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Homer, you turn
the blades too fast.
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The golfers
are complaining. Slow down!
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That's better.
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Beautiful.
Keep this up,
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and someday you'll be the guy
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who hands out the putters.
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Yes, sir!
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I was 24 years old
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with a beautiful girlfriend
and a job with a future.
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Hey! You're supposed
to be listening to my story!
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I thought it was over.
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You had a problem
turning blades.
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You overcame it.
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The feel-good story of the year.
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It's not our fault
our generation
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has short attention spans, Dad.
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We watch
an appalling amount of TV.
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Don't you ever, ever,
talk that way about television.
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Lousy, ungrateful
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can't-keep-their,
what-do-you-call-it...
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minds on any...
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Where do you think you're going?
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You're going to listen
to my story.
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Your mother was living
with her two wicked sisters.
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Okay, girls, you can smoke now.
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Yeah.
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It's Homer!
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I don't know what you see
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in that ugly meatball.
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If you like being pawed
by something fat and lazy,
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we could get a cat.
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It would leave less
hair on the couch.
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You don't know Homer like I do.
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He's sensitive and sweet.
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Marge, get your butt out here!
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Homer, do you ever think
about the future?
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You mean like will apes
be our masters?
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No, I mean how you
plan to earn a living.
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I can't imagine that your job
of yours is very stimulating.
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But it gives me time to think.
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What do you think about?
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Well, girls.
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I mean boys!
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I mean you.
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I think about you too.
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Wow, what an ending.
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Who would have thought
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Darth Vader was
Luke Skywalker's father?
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Well, thank you,
Mr. Blow-The-Picture-for-Me.
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Marge, you're as pretty
as Princess Leia
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and as smart as Yoda.
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Homer.
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♪ You light up my days ♪
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♪ And fill my nights ♪
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♪ With song ♪
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♪ It can't be wrong ♪
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♪ When it feels so good ♪
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- ♪ Right ♪
- ♪ Right ♪
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♪ 'Cause you... ♪
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- You.
- No, you.
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♪ You light up my life ♪
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Our song.
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I bet the guy
she was singing that about
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was real happy.
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Actually, she was singing
about God.
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Well, he's always happy.
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No, wait, he's always mad.
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Someday I'll buy you
a real castle.
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You don't have to do that.
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Whoo, good.
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Homer, maybe
it's the Champale talking,
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but I think you're pretty sexy.
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Really?
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It must be the Champale talking.
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Homer, what if we get caught?
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Don't worry.
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This castle is impregnable.
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Pass the cookie dough.
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Dust off your
hula skirts, Angels.
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I'm afraid there's
been a murder. In Hawaii.
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Hawaii it is, Charlie.
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Hello?
Hi, Marge.
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I need you to drive me
to the doctor, Homer.
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Why, what's wrong?
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Well...
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that unforgettable night we...
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joined The Castle Club.
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Well, Miss Bouvier.
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I think we found the reason
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why you've been throwing up
in the morning.
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Congratulations.
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D'
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Poor guy.
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Perhaps this pamphlet
will prove helpful.
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"So you've ruined your life."
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Son, you've got
to marry that girl.
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Because it's the
honorable thing to do?
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No! Because you'll never
do any better.
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You lucky bum.
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The fish jumped
right in the boat.
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All you got to do
is whack her with the oar.
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Marge, there's something
I want to ask you
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but I'm afraid
because if you say "no"
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it'll destroy me
and make me a criminal.
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Well, I haven't said
"no" to you lately, have I?
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Marge, I...
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Damn it, where's that card?
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What card?
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I wrote down what I was
gonna say on a card.
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Stupid thing must have
fallen out of my pocket.
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- Is this it?
- What's it say?
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"Marge, from the first
moment I saw you
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"I never wanted to be
with anyone else.
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"I don't have much to offer you
except all my love.
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Will you marry me?"
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That's the card.
Give it here.
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Homer...
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This is the most beautiful
moment of my life.
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So, will you marry me?
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Yes!
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Yeah, she's gonna marry me!
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In your face, everybody!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Dad, if the new baby is a girl,
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can we name her Ariel?
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I'm sorry,
the baby's name will be
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Kool Moe Dee Simpson.
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- Ariel.
- Kool Moe Dee.
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- Ariel.
- Kool Moe Dee.
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You know, I had this
very same discussion
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with your mother ten years ago.
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Homer, I've been thinking.
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If the baby's a boy,
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what do you think
of the name Larry?
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Marge! We can't do that.
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All the kids
will call him Larry Fairy.
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Well, how about Louis?
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They'll call him Screwy Louie.
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- Bob?
- Slob.
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- Luke?
- Puke.
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- Marcus?
- Mucous.
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What about Bart?
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Let's see...
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Bart, cart, dart, eeyart...
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Nope. Can't see
any problem with that.
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Wow. I'll take that ring.
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Yes, sir.
And how will you be paying for it?
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I don't know.
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Finally, the big day came.
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We didn't have much money
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so we went to
a quaint little chapel
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just across the state line.
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Basic ceremony is 20 bucks.
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Here's your license.
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Be sure to get this punched
every time.
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The tenth wedding
is on the house.
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Hey, this marriage is
gonna last forever.
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No matter how many times
I hear that
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it always makes me laugh.
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Cletus, do you take Aileen
to be your lawful wedded wife?
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- Yup.
- Done. Next.
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♪♪
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There certainly are
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a lot of stains on the ceiling.
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Marge, I'm sorry.
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I wish I could afford
a better place.
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Homer, I'd be lying if I said
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that this is how
I pictured my wedding day,
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but you are
how I pictured my husband.
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- I am?
- Well, you may not look
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like Ted Bessell
but you're just as nice.
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Dearly beloved, we are
gathered here in the sight of God
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and this casino to join...
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- Homer.
- And...
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Marge.
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In holy matrimony.
Beautiful.
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Do you, Marjorie Bouvier,
take Homer J. Simpson
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to be your
lawful wedded husband?
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I do.
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Homer, same question,
names reversed.
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I do.
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Then, by the power vested in me
by the state gaming commission
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I pronounce you man and wife.
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Here's $10 worth of chips.
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You may kiss the bride.
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Next!
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What a perfect day.
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Our first night together
as man and wife.
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Hey, love birds, keep it down.
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Look what I got, Marge.
A baby monitor.
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Baby to Marge.
Baby to Marge.
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Wah! Wah! Over.
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Homer, I don't know how
we can afford all these things
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on your salary.
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Hey, why don't I apply
at the nuclear power plant?
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I hear they pay pretty well.
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I don't know.
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I heard radiation
can make you sterile.
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Now you tell me.
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We only have two openings
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so I'm afraid one of you
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will have to go home
empty-handed...
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But it won't be
my old frat buddy
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Lou Collier.
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How you doing,
you old Alpha Tau?
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Smithers, you keg-meister, you.
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Hey.
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Well, hey,
I'm from the Alabama chapter.
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Well, I'll be.
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Well. Let's get on
with the testing.
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♪ Roll on, roll on,
Alpha Tau ♪
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♪ Tau... ♪
262
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,029
♪ Bow-wow-wow-wow ♪
263
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,614
♪ Bow-wow-wow-wow... ♪
264
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,413
If I didn't know better,
265
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,665
I'd swear he was trying
to moon us.
266
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,042
What would each of you say
is your worst quality?
267
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,669
Well, I am a workaholic.
268
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,212
I push myself too hard.
269
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,048
Well, it takes me a long time
to learn anything.
270
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,342
- I'm kind of a goof-off...
- Okay, that will do.
271
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,802
Little stuff starts disappearing
272
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,405
- from the workplace...
- That's enough!
273
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,029
Next, there's a problem
with the reactor.
274
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,515
What do you do?
275
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,999
There's a problem
with the reactor?!
276
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,518
We're all gonna die!
277
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,566
Did you get the job?
278
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,652
Nah, they wanted someone good.
279
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,613
Story of my life.
280
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,448
Homie.
281
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,659
Hey, come over here
and feel our baby kicking.
282
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,661
Wow.
283
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,663
Kid, I won't let you down.
284
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,208
I swear to you.
When you come out of there
285
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,709
the first thing you're gonna see
286
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,961
is a man with a good job.
287
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,713
Yeah. The doctor.
288
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,801
♪ Working 9 to 5 ♪
289
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:25,095
♪ What a way
to make a living ♪
290
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:28,682
And when ye tallow hardens,
we remove it from yon mold.
291
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,063
What a crappy candle.
292
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,023
You've ruined our vacation.
293
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:39,527
You, gentle sir, are fired.
294
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,656
♪ Barely gettin' by ♪
295
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,741
♪ It's all taking
and no giving ♪
296
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,743
Hello, young man.
297
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,537
Good evening, Madam.
298
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,598
You have been selected by
the good people of Slashco
299
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,915
to reap the benefits
300
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,209
of their new never-dull
knife edge.
301
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,920
Here. Shake hands
with the Slashco.
302
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,006
Handle first, handle first.
303
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,050
♪ They just use your mind ♪
304
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,969
♪ And they never
give you credit ♪
305
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,432
I quit! I quit!
306
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,435
I thought you said
you liked dogs.
307
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:18,941
♪ It's enough to drive you
crazy if you let it ♪
308
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:22,027
Hey! Who wants
to get rich today?
309
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,654
- Me! Me!
- Me!
310
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,865
Me! Me! Me!
I said it first.
311
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,701
First, let me assure you
that this is not
312
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,970
one of those shady
pyramid schemes
313
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,662
you've been hearing about.
314
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,123
No sir. Our model
is the trapezoid
315
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,667
that guarantees each investor
an 800% return
316
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,587
within hours of your initial...
317
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,921
The cops!
318
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,632
"Fourth notice."
319
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,010
"90 days overdue."
320
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,928
"We break thumbs."
321
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,680
Homer, what are we going to do?
322
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,266
I don't know. I don't know.
323
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,644
Repo man. I'm here
for the baby's things.
324
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,229
Crib, mobile, monitor...
325
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,773
And the lady's ring, I'm afraid.
326
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,985
Dear.
327
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,447
Repossessing stuff is
the hardest part of my job.
328
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,540
Dear Marge,
329
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,001
By the time you read this,
I will be gone.
330
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,462
You deserve all the finest
things in the world,
331
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,172
and although
I can give them to you,
332
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,007
they will be repossessed
333
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,509
and I will be hunted down
like a dog.
334
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,261
Also, it has become clear
335
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,805
that your family
doesn't want me here.
336
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,892
Shut up with that
pen scratching down there.
337
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:38,729
I will send you every cent
I earn for the baby
338
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:43,150
but you will not see me again
until I am a man.
339
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,164
That is so sad.
340
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,124
Come on, honey.
341
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,709
You know how it turns out.
342
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,295
After all,
you wouldn't be here today
343
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,630
if I hadn't become
344
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,982
the responsible head
of a household.
345
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,174
Hey Homer,
346
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,718
can we have a can of
frosting for lunch?
347
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,802
Okay.
348
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,934
"You will not see me again
until I am a man."
349
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,521
Homer...
350
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,940
Homer!
351
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,818
There, there, dear.
We're all in shock.
352
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,195
I thought he'd two-time you
for a while first.
353
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,079
This taco is full of hair.
354
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,124
There's your explanation.
355
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,046
Shall we tell Marge where he is?
356
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,716
Nah, let her read about it
in the society page.
357
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,679
Homer?!
358
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,931
Marge, listen, we just saw...
359
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,058
Don't be stupid.
360
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,066
Dear Marge, XXX
361
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,150
Homer.
362
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,949
Big shots with their
stainless steel lunch boxes.
363
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,080
They get doughnuts!
364
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,290
That's right.
365
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,208
All the colors of the rainbow.
366
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,419
Wow.
367
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,465
Marge, what are you doing up?
368
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,008
You need your rest, dear.
369
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:34,720
I heard a noise outside,
and thought it might be Homer.
370
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,014
Ay!
What the hell.
371
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,683
Marge, I've got
2 1/2 words for you.
372
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,602
Gulp 'n Blow.
373
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,064
Yeah, what do you want?
374
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,441
My husband by my side.
375
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,193
You want fries with that?
376
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,194
Homer?!
377
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,277
Marge?!
378
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,698
- Homer!
- Marge!
379
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,244
Holy cow, you're
as big as a house!
380
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,289
Homer, come home with me.
381
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,917
No, Marge, I just can't.
382
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,836
I mean, look at me.
I'm a trainee.
383
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,756
They won't even tell me
what's in the secret sauce.
384
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,479
And I can't buy you
a decent wedding ring.
385
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,136
Any ring is fine,
as long as it's from you.
386
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,808
Marge...
387
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,559
Pour vous.
388
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,708
Would you mind
if I took it off now?
389
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,484
The oil is burning my finger.
390
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,567
Sure.
391
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,615
Homer, do you know
why I married you?
392
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:37,825
'Cause I knocked you up?
393
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,953
No, because I love you.
394
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,497
Come home soon.
395
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,390
That's it...
396
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,475
That's it... come closer...
397
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,565
Ironic, isn't it?
398
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,316
The hunter
has become the hunted.
399
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:16,029
God, Smithers I feel so alive!
400
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,364
You the boss?
401
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,199
- Yes.
- I'll call security, sir.
402
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,576
Well, listen to me,
Mr. Big Shot,
403
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,703
if you're looking
for the kind of employee
404
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,414
who takes abuse and never
sticks up for himself,
405
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,748
I'm your man!
406
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,625
You can treat me like dirt and
407
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,420
I'll still kiss your butt
and call it ice cream!
408
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,423
And if you don't like it,
I can change!
409
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,675
Hold the phone, Smithers.
410
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,136
I like your attitude.
411
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,846
Feisty, yet spineless.
412
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,699
Sir, this man not only
failed the aptitude test
413
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,267
he got trapped
in a closet on his way out.
414
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,853
I don't care. I haven't
been this impressed
415
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,980
since I first laid eyes
on a young bootlick
416
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,315
named Wayland Smithers.
417
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,859
- You mean...?
- Welcome aboard, son.
418
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,903
I got the job.
I got the job!
419
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,196
Whoo hoo!
420
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,115
Only in America
could I get a job.
421
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,950
Who was that
young hellcat, Smithers?
422
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,077
- Homer Simpson, sir.
- Simpson?
423
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,288
I'll remember that name.
424
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,456
Marge, Marge!
425
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,539
You're a little late.
426
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,292
She's gone to the hospital.
427
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,585
The hospital?!
428
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,920
I'll drive you.
429
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,213
Thanks, Mom.
430
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,173
Don't ever call me that.
431
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,217
Marge! Marge,
where's the baby?
432
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,468
Right where you left it.
433
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,386
- Shut up.
- Hey listen, fat boy...
434
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,721
No, you listen.
435
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,389
This is my wife,
and this is my kid,
436
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,308
and I'm paying for
this delivery.
437
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,476
So if you wanna stay
438
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,894
you better give me some respect.
439
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,771
Homer, does this mean...?
440
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,190
Starting tomorrow,
I'm a nuclear technician!
441
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,775
Good God!
442
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,860
And tomorrow morning,
I'm gonna buy your ring back,
443
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,362
then I'm going house hunting.
444
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,239
Doesn't your job start tomorrow?
445
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,115
Somebody will cover for me.
446
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,867
Homer, that's...!
447
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:44,868
Step aside.
448
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,495
I'll deliver this baby.
449
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,664
Why don't you
let me handle it, Homer.
450
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,582
A college boy?
451
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,210
Homer, for God sakes,
let him deliver the baby!
452
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,546
Homie, isn't he beautiful?
453
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,007
Hey, as long as he's got
eight fingers
454
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,635
and eight toes, he's fine by me.
455
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,636
Bart!
456
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,012
Daddy's little angel.
457
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,810
Why, you little...!
458
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,478
He did that on purpose!
459
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,606
How could he?
He's only ten minutes old.
460
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,945
Bart, Lisa, come
here for a minute.
461
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:22,739
You know, son,
the day you were born
462
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,742
I received the greatest gift
a man could have.
463
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,577
As the years went by,
464
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,997
your mother and I
were blessed twice more,
465
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,707
and not a day goes by that
466
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,835
we don't thank God
for all three of you.
467
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,753
Homer!
I'm not pregnant!
468
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,173
Yeah! Whoa! Excellent, Marge!
469
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,257
Yes!
470
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,807
♪♪
471
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,118
Shh!
472
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,459
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