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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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♪♪
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Ooh!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh... Yello?
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Dad, I'm calling about
the school talent show...
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Don't worry.
I know it's tonight.
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No. Dad, I broke my last
saxophone reed,
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and I need you to
get me a new one.
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Isn't this the kind of thing
your mother's better at?
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I called her.
She's not home.
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I also tried Mr. Flanders,
Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma,
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Doctor Hibbert,
Reverend Lovejoy,
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and that nice man who caught
the snake in our basement.
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Wow. And after them
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out of all the people
in the world,
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you chose me.
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Yeah.
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Number 4 1/2 reed. Got it.
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Well, you're in for
a whale of a show tonight.
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I'd like to point out that
the doors are now locked,
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so you parents can't
sneak out of the show
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after your own child
has performed.
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And let me caution the people
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in the first five rows...
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You will get wet.
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Just in the nick of...
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Beer.
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Hurry. Moe, hurry.
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I've only got five minutes
till the music store closes.
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Well why don't you
go there first?
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Hey, do I tell you
how to do your job?
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Sorry, Homer.
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You know, if you tip the glass,
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there won't be so much
foam on top.
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Sorry, Homer.
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♪♪
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This is a whole lot of nothing.
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I'd rather be watchin'
the boilers.
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Make sure you return those
chairs to the cafeteria, Kim.
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I'm not kidding.
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Finished,
with 15 seconds to spare.
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D-D-
D-D-
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What's the matter, buddy?
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The moron next door
closed early.
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I happen to be that moron.
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Me and my trenchant mouth!
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Terrible, just terrible.
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You know, they seem to
get worse every year.
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Wonderful!
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You know, I think this is
the best batch we've ever had.
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I really do.
And now, here's Bart Simpson,
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the boy of a thousand voices.
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I'd like to open
with my impression of...
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Principal Skinner.
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Duh, look at me.
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I'm Principal Skinner.
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That young man just became
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the boy of a thousand days
detention.
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Hey, it's Lunch Lady Doris.
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I wonder what she's
got for us today.
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Today's special is refried
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dog poop.
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Please! You've got
to open that store.
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Let me think about it.
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No.
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Okay, okay, but I want
you to see a picture
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of the little girl
you're disappointing.
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Well, I don't have one.
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Come on, Jer.
Open up. Be a pal.
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Remember when I pulled you
and your wife out of that burning car?
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Okay, okay, but now we're even.
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What does your daughter need?
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I'll have you know
I wrote it down.
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"Number...
Number 4 1/2..."
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Stupid gum!
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"Number 4 1/2 reed."
Whoo-hoo!
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And, what instrument
does she play?
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I don't know.
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♪♪
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Mom, where is he?
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If I don't get that reed,
I'll sound terrible.
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Don't worry, honey.
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I'm sure your father is...
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maybe...
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No.
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That's a long shot.
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Bingo.
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Don't worry.
He'll be here.
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- Clarinet? Oboe?
- No.
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- Saxophone?
- No.
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Wait a minute.
What was that last one again?
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Saxophone.
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Lisa, stop playing
that stupid...
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saxophone!
Yes, that's it!
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- Alto or tenor?
- D-
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♪ My ding-a-ling ♪
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♪ My ding-a-ling ♪
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♪ I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling ♪
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This act is over!
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Well, ladies and gentlemen,
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I'd like to put this filth
behind us
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and let's all enjoy
Lisa Simpson's rendition
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of "Stormy Leather."
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"Weather."
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Ha, ha!
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Sounds like that gopher
I caught in me lawn mower.
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Ew, I'd hate to be
that kid's father.
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- That will do.
- It's not my fault.
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It's the reed.
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Yes, of course.
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It's the reed.
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Let's hear it for Lisa Simpson
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and her wacky sax.
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Whoo, yeah...
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Okay, who ordered
a Mount Bellyache?
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I ordered it
for my little girl. Heh heh.
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I'm done.
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That cost $88!
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I'm sorry, Dad.
I don't feel much like eating.
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Look, I let you down
and I apologize.
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I know that
doesn't make it right.
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But I hope you can
find it in your heart
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- to forgive me.
- I forgive you.
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D' You didn't mean that.
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No, I didn't.
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Look, Homer.
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Lisa's taking her first steps.
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- You're taping it?
- Yes.
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I'll watch it later.
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The plane, the plane!
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No, my freakish little friend.
That's a seagull.
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Da-da.
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Da-da.
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Did you hear that, Homer?
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Marge, please... I'm busy.
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No wonder she hates me.
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I never even noticed
she was alive.
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Homer, if you want
to make up with Lisa
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just spend some time with her.
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Okay!
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Aah!
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Maybe I should just
cut my losses, give up on Lisa,
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and make a fresh start
with Maggie.
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Homie, you've got to
stop looking for the quick fix.
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If you keep spending time
with Lisa, she'll forgive you.
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Marge, if I spend any more time
doing these girl things,
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I'm gonna, you know, go fruity.
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No, you were right
the first time
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with that quick fix idea.
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Let's see...
Quick fix, quick fix.
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I'll buy her that pony
she's always bugging me for.
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We can't afford to buy a pony.
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Marge, with today's
gasoline prices,
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we can't
afford not to buy a pony.
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That's ridiculous.
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Marge, I've gotta
get her a pony.
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When I look in Lisa's eyes,
I don't see love anymore.
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That's no reason to buy a pony.
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See, even when you yell at me,
I can see love in your eyes.
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Stick to the subject.
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Ha, ha, you love me.
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Let's be realistic.
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A pony is very expensive,
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and we have enough trouble
paying bills as it is.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You sound like you're
going to buy a pony.
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Promise me you won't.
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What was that?
Was that a yes or a no?
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- Baa.
- Those aren't even words.
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Sna.
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My, what is that smell?
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It's you.
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Excuse me.
Do you sell ponies?
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Sure, pal.
Right here.
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"Scottish Deer Hound."
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Hey, this is a dog.
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Ooh, my friend, you're smarter
than I gave you credit for.
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I suggest you try
the Boney Farm on Route 401.
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Merely take a left
at the rendering plant.
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Now, lady, I'm buying a pony
for my little girl,
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and I don't care what it costs.
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Very good.
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That stunning creature
over there
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is half a million dollars.
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Half a million dollars?!
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He was sired by Seattle Slew,
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- and his mother won the Kentucky Derby.
- Wow.
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His likeness
graces a stamp in Tanzania.
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- I'll take it!
- Mr. Simpson...
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do you have
half a million dollars?
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Sure, let me write you a check.
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Mr. Simpson,
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this check is dated
January 1, 2054.
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Is there a problem with that?
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Our ponies start
at $5,000... cash.
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Isn't there like a pound
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where you can pick up
cheap ponies
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that ran away from home?
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I sincerely hope not.
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I... I'd like to borrow $5,000.
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Sorry.
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I can't approve
a loan that size myself.
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Hello.
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"Simpson," How can I help you?
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Mr. Burns,
you do this personally?
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It's a hobby.
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I'm not in this for any
personal gain. Heavens no.
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By the way, are you
acquainted with
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our state's
stringent usury laws?
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- Usury?
- Silly me.
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I must've just made up
a word that doesn't exist.
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Now, what is the purpose
of this loan?
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I want to buy a pony.
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Isn't that cute?
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Smithers, he's planning
on joining the horsey set.
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That is it, isn't it?
You're not planning to eat it?
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No I need to get it
for my little girl because
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she doesn't love me anymore.
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- Shut up, Simpson.
- Sorry.
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You have any collateral?
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Smithers, let's not be so cold.
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His spirit is my collateral.
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Just sign this form
and the money will be yours.
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Sorry, I was just thinking
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of something funny
Smithers did today.
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I didn't do anything funny, sir.
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Shut up.
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Mr. Simpson,
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are you quite sure you know
how to take care of a pony?
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Of course.
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Simpson, you've done it again.
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I love you, Dad!
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I am very upset with you.
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Sounds like someone's angling
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for a pony of her own.
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Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony?
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Because she stopped loving me.
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I don't love ya' either,
so gimme a moped.
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I know you love me,
so you don't get squat.
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Snowball II,
Santa's Little Helper...
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This is Princess.
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Please don't exclude her
because she's different.
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Homer, just where were you
planning to keep this horse?
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I've got it all figured out.
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By day, it will roam free
around the neighborhood,
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and at night,
it will nestle snugly
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between the cars in our garage.
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- Dad, no!
- That's illegal.
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That's for the courts to decide.
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Marge, she loves me.
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Dad, I think Princess
belongs in a stable.
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Stable?
That sounds expensive.
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This is what love costs a month?
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These are standard
stable fees, Mr. Simpson.
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00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,912
Plus, I'm teaching your daughter
riding, grooming,
260
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,456
and at no extra charge,
pronunciation.
261
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,749
Father, you've made me
262
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,168
the happiest girl
who ever lived.
263
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,128
Nuts.
264
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,174
What do I do?
What do I do?
265
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:21,675
Grandpa, if you want
to go right,
266
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:22,778
move the joy stick to the left.
267
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,345
Yes. Move the...
268
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,028
What's a joy stick?
You didn't tell me...
269
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,474
Here comes a Xylon cruiser!
Woah, woah woah!
270
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,142
Go into hyperspace!
Ready, hit it!
271
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,645
Wait!
Where's the hyperspace?
272
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,206
Grandpa, you're the spaceship,
not the...
273
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,106
I'm the what?
I thought I was this guy.
274
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,486
Game's over, Grandpa.
275
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,889
I got down on the floor
for this?!
276
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,283
Wait, Dad.
I've got something for you.
277
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,287
I was hoping it would be money.
278
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:56,377
Dear. We're
in serious trouble here.
279
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,213
We're just going to have
to cut down on luxuries.
280
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,841
Well, you know we're always
buying Maggie vaccinations
281
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,467
for diseases
she doesn't even have.
282
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,445
Actually, I was thinking
we could cut down on beer.
283
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,221
Nah, we're not going
to be doing that.
284
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,722
Then I'm afraid
there's no choice
285
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,307
but to give up the pony.
286
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,309
First you didn't
want me to get the pony.
287
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,520
Now you want me to take it back.
288
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:15,521
Make up your mind.
289
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,730
Homer!
290
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,774
Marge, Lisa loves me.
The pony stays.
291
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,526
Alright. You got us
into this.
292
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,195
- You get us out.
- Fine, I will.
293
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,559
There's plenty of money
out there
294
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,448
for a guy who's
willing to work for it.
295
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,159
Do you have any jewelry
you don't need anymore?
296
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,998
You're so beautiful.
297
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:37,167
Look, you haven't
touched your salt lick.
298
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,961
Num-num.
Good salt lick.
299
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,510
Need money. Need money.
300
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,053
One scratch-for-cash, please.
301
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,179
Here you go.
302
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,514
Liberty bell.
303
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,474
Two liberty bells.
304
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,977
Come on, come on, come on...
305
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,271
Yes!
306
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,397
Whoo-whoo!
307
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,399
Three liberty bells!
308
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,568
That will be $10,000, Apu.
309
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,445
Congratulations,
Mr. Homer.
310
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,571
Thank you.
311
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,239
If I could just see
the ticket...
312
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,074
There it is.
313
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,784
Please to be removing
your thumb.
314
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,161
No.
315
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,621
Yes, please.
I must insist.
316
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,788
No. No.
317
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,790
- You can't see...
- Yes, I must...
318
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,877
No! Let go!
You're ripping it.
319
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,923
A cherry.
Mr. Homer,
320
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,009
what has reduced you
to such cheap chicanery?
321
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,510
I need money.
322
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,095
Well, if you need money,
323
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,890
you should have at least
jammed a gun in my ribs,
324
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,224
or better yet,
325
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,226
you could inquire
about my help wanted sign.
326
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,811
You're looking for help?
327
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,205
Yes, we need someone
for the demanding
328
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,231
yet high profile
midnight to 8:00 a.m. shift.
329
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,441
I'm your man.
330
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,151
- You're hired.
- Whoo-hoo!
331
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,594
Always I dreamed the day
would come
332
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,529
when one of you would
be working for me.
333
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,284
So pretty.
334
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,161
She certainly tamed that horse.
335
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,330
Yes, but what man can tame her?
336
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,748
I won't lie to you.
337
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,000
On this job,
you will be shot at.
338
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,711
Each of these bullet wounds
is a badge of honor.
339
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,088
"Badge of honor..."
340
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,547
Here's a pointer.
341
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,257
Try to take it in the shoulder.
342
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:10,511
Now, these hot dogs have been
here for three years.
343
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,346
They are strictly ornamental.
344
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:16,058
There is only one bozo
who comes in and buys them.
345
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,102
But I eat...
346
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,441
The perfect crime.
347
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,277
Homer, where have you been
all night?
348
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,654
I was so worried.
349
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,656
Marge, can we go
in the other room?
350
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,658
I did something last night
I'm not proud of,
351
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,368
and I don't want
the kids to hear it.
352
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,120
Busted.
353
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,413
I'll work
midnight to 8:00,
354
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,164
come home,
sleep for five minutes,
355
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,583
eat breakfast,
sleep six more minutes, shower.
356
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,086
Then I have ten minutes
to bask in Lisa's love
357
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,088
then off to the power plant
fresh as a daisy.
358
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,091
My God, she killed him.
359
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,100
Salty.
360
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,480
Homer!
Are you stealing Squishies?
361
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,564
No, sir.
362
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,985
This next song is also
363
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,236
about a girl and her pony.
364
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,530
It's called "Wildfire."
365
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:14,491
♪♪
366
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:21,290
Come on, Apu, honey, loosen up.
367
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,334
I'm sorry, baby.
368
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,045
While I'm here pleasuring you,
369
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,756
my store is going down the tubes.
370
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:38,432
Three dollars and 51, 52, 53 cents.
371
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:41,268
Homer, you are asleep
at your post!
372
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,728
Now go change
the expiration dates
373
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,063
on the dairy products.
374
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,146
Yes, sir.
375
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,565
Sorry, baby.
Date's over.
376
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,372
♪♪
377
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,128
Homie, how long do you
plan to do this?
378
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,587
I don't know.
379
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,047
How long do horses live?
380
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,131
30 years.
381
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,091
D-
382
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,300
Mustn't sleep.
383
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,094
Must monitor core.
384
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,100
Yello?
385
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,310
I just called
to say I love you, Dad.
386
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,187
Thanks.
387
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,481
When is she going
to stop loving me?
388
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,026
I just heard Milli Vanilli
was arrested
389
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,404
for impersonating a McNugget.
390
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,699
Well, it's still fun
to be up late.
391
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,409
Hey, Homer, where you going?
392
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,827
Going for...
393
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,872
eight-hour walk.
394
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,961
Homer. Homer?
395
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,505
Homer sleep now.
396
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,716
What's wrong with Dad?
397
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,926
He's just exhausted.
398
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,555
Lisa, do you know how much
it costs to keep a pony?
399
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,765
- No.
- Well, it's a lot.
400
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,143
In fact, your father had
to take a second job.
401
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,227
The poor guy.
402
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,520
Where's he working?
403
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,605
The Kwik-E Mart.
404
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,692
Lisa, I hope you realize
405
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:56,153
that your father
can't keep this up.
406
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,988
You're gonna make me
give up Princess?
407
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,365
Lisa, we can't make you
give up that pony.
408
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,825
I can make her.
409
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,744
Just give me five minutes
alone with her.
410
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,163
No, Bart.
No one's going to make her.
411
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:09,249
This is something Lisa
has to decide for herself.
412
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,127
All the years I've lobbied
to be treated like an adult
413
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,712
have blown up in my face.
414
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,466
Hey!
Pink hat!
415
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,009
When I ordered
that blueberry squishy
416
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,135
I meant today.
417
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,428
Coming right up, sir.
418
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,805
And fill it to the top
this time.
419
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,015
Yes, sir.
420
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,561
She likes a little carrot
after her oats,
421
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,938
and she really likes it
422
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,232
when you scratch her
behind the ear.
423
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,275
And if you're playing the radio,
424
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,152
she likes contemporary
adult in the morning
425
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,779
and easy listening at night.
426
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,240
Please take good care
of my Princess.
427
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,201
Although there is no change
in my patrician facade,
428
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,370
I can assure you
my heart is breaking.
429
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,958
I'll never forget you.
430
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,626
What the...?
431
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,796
You call this melted cheese
receptacle clean?
432
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,591
The young man you replaced
is rolling over in his grave.
433
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,926
Dad, you don't have to do this.
434
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,512
Yes, I do.
You see, Lisa,
435
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,681
grown-ups have
a thing called money...
436
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,684
Dad, I understand the sacrifice
you've made for me.
437
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,144
That's why I gave up the pony.
438
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,604
You did?
439
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,730
There's a big dumb animal
440
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,607
I love even more
than that horse.
441
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,985
No, what is it, a hippopotamus?
442
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,112
I mean you, you dummy.
443
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,738
Aw.
444
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:27,327
Apu, you can take this job
and restaff it.
445
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,414
Giddy-up, Dad!
446
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,585
He slept, he stole,
447
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,754
he was rude to the customers.
448
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:41,008
Still, there goes
the best damned employee
449
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,260
a convenience store ever had.
450
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,807
♪♪
451
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,620
Shh!
452
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:57,334
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