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[ snoring]
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[ gasps]
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[ kids laughing]
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
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[ Strauss's
"Blue Danube Waltz" playing]
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HEY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY MACARONI?
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JUST PLAYING WITH IT, ANGELICA.
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WELL, IT'S NOT FOR PLAYING WITH.
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IF YOU KNOWED ANYTHING
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YOU'D KNOW YOU USE MACARONI
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TO MAKE ART!
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IS THAT ART?
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OF COURSE IT'S ART.
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I MADE IT, DIDN'T I?
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AND I'M AN ARTIST.
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HEY, THIS IS
PRETTY GOOD.
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SHE REALLY IS A ARTIST.
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WHAT ARE YOU
MAKING
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ANGELICA?
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IT'S A PRESENT FOR MY MOM.
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WHAT FOR?
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YOU BABIES ARE SO DUMB.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LIVED TO BE ONE!
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TODAY IS MOTHER'S DAY.
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WHAT'S MOTHER'S DAY?
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MOTHER'S DAY IS
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THE DAY EVERYBODY
GIVES THEIR MOM PRESENTS.
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OOPS.
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WHY DO WE GOTS TO GIVE THEM
PRESENTS JUST FOR BEING MOMS?
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IN YOUR CASE,
TO SAY "SORRY."
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AND WHY
ARE YOU GIVING
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YOUR MOM
A PRESENT?
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SO SHE'LL HAVE TWO OF ME.
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NOW GET OUT OF HERE
AND LET ME WORK!
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WE DON'T GOT A PRESENT
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FOR OUR MOM, PHILIP.
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OH, I GOT A PIECE OF CANDY
I'VE BEEN SAVING.
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[ grunting]
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OW! OOH!
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IT'S STUCK.
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I BET IF WE
LOOK AROUND
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WE CAN FIND STUFF
OUR MOMS WILL LIKE.
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WHERE SHOULD WE LOOK?
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WHERE DO WE FIND
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THE BEST PRESENTS
FOR EACH OTHER?
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[ giggling]
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SO, WHAT'S HOWARD DOING
FOR YOU TODAY?
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I GAVE HIM THE DAY OFF.
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IS HE GOING TO
COOK BREAKFAST?
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HE DOES THAT EVERY DAY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH YOUR MOM?
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I'M TAKING HER TO
MY FAVORITE HEALTH SPA.
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THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF MUD?
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GREAT CHOICE, DEED.
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I HOPE SHE ENJOYS HERSELF.
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THE LAST THING MOM AND I
BOTH LIKED
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WAS MY TROLL COSTUME
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FOR THE THIRD GRADE PAGEANT.
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ACTUALLY, I HATED THAT.
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HEY, LOOK.
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WHAT IS IT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THOSE ARE GRANDPA'S GLASSES.
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TOO BAD IT'S NOT
GRANDPA DAY.
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MMM, I FOUND A COOKIE.
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DO YOU THINK
MY MOM WOULD LIKE IT?
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MM-HMM.
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UH-HUH.
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YOU GUYS, OUR MOMS WORK
REAL HARD TO BE OUR MOMS.
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WE CAN'T GO EATING
ALL THEIR PRESENTS.
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SORRY.
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[ burps]
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THEY IMPORT MUD
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FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
FOR THAT SPA.
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I KNOW, I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
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WELL, DEED,
IT'S HERE.
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GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE
BREAKFAST IN BED.
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STU, IT'S
PRACTICALLY LUNCHTIME.
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I HAD A FEW
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
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THAT'S OKAY, DEAR.
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IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
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CLAP ON!
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[ whirring and beeping]
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WOW!
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IT'S... IT'S LOVELY.
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IT'S A VACUUM CLEANER.
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IT'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT.
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WATCH.
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[ claps hands]
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Stuart:
DEED, YOU KNOW THAT FRUITY SHAKE
YOU LOVE SO MUCH?
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[ machine whirring]
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Didi:
OH, DEAR!
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Stuart:
CLAP OFF! CLAP OFF!
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Didi:
WELL...
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AT LEAST IT CLEANS UP
AFTER ITSELF.
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[ machine sputtering]
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[ doorbell rings]
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HI, CHAZ.
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HI, GUYS.
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HAVE FUN, LITTLE FELLA.
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DIDI, UH, DO YOU THINK
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I COULD TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
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UH, ALONE?
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[ crashing]Stuart: NOT THE EGGBEATER!
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[ screaming]
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[ bumping and banging]
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[ Stuart grunting]
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YOU TWO JAB.
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I'LL GO AND
MAKE SURE EINSTEIN
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IS STILL IN ONE PIECE.
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HI, GUYS!
WHATCHA DOING?
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LOOKING FOR
A MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT.
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UH, WHAT'S MOTHER'S DAY?
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IT'S A DAY EVERYBODY
GIVES THEIR MOM STUFF
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CAUSE WE AREN'T ANGELICA.
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YOU WANT TO LOOK WITH US?
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OKAY. BUT WHO WOULD
I GIVE A PRESENT TO?
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OH, YEAH, YOU DON'T
GOTS A MOM, CHUCKIE.
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NOPE.
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HOW COME?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST DON'T GOTS ONE.
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WELL, YOU CAN
STILL COME WITH US.
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UM, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
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MOTHER'S DAY IS
FOR KIDS WHO GOT MOMS.
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I'LL JUST STAY HERE.
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COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR
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AND HOLD ON TO THIS
FOR AWHILE?
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S STUFF THAT BELONGED
TO CHUCKIE'S MOM.
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I DON'T WANT HIM
TO FIND IT.
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WELL, OKAY.
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I WAS LOOKING
AT HER THINGS
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BECAUSE IT'S
MOTHER'S DAY.
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I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THE BOX.
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WELL, I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT THE BOX...
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I KNOW IT'S BEEN HARD
FOR YOU SINCE MELINDA--
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NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE.
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NO, IT'S CHUCKIE.
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SEE, HE, HE'S GETTING
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INTO EVERYTHING NOW
AND I JUST--
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OH, CHARLES,
I UNDERSTAND.
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
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WELL, UH, UH, GOOD-BYE.
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[ door creaking shut]
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WELL, EVEN EDISON
HAD HIS OFF DAYS.
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COURSE, HE MADE THINGS
THAT WERE USEFUL.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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THE PROGRAMMER
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FOR THE "MOM ASSISTER PROJECT."
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I PROGRAMMED IT WITH EVERYTHING
ABOUT BEING A MOM.
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YOUTOLD IT
ABOUT BEING A MOM?
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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AH! I THINK I FOUND THE PROBLEM.
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GOOD AS NEW.
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[ motor wheezing and roaring]
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"...AND AFTER PUTTING
YOUR BABY TO BED
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"BE SURE TO RUB
YOUR HUSBAND'S FEET
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FOR TEN MINUTES EVERY NIGHT"?
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THAT THING HAS NO IDEA
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WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE A MOTHER.
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NO WONDER IT DOESN'T WORK.
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WE'LL SET IT STRAIGHT.
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YES, INDEEDY-DO.
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Stuart:
BETTY, HELP!
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[ gasping]
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HOW ABOUT A WORM?
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WE GAVE HER ONE FOR CHRISTMAS.
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OH, YEAH.
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HOW ABOUT A, AH... AH...
[ sputtering]
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[ sneezing]
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NEVER MIND.
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HEY, GUYS,
FIND ANYTHING GOOD YET?
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NO, NOT YET.
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FINDING GOOD PRESENTS
IS HARD.
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YEAH.
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REMEMBER THE FIRST PRESENT
WE EVER GAVE OUR MOM?
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YOU MEAN BEFORE THE WORM?
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MM-HMM. BACK WHEN
WE USED TO BE HUNGRY
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ALL THE TIME.
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REMEMBER, MOMMY'D COME IN
AND FEED US THE OLD WAY.
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Phil:
OH, YEAH.
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Lil:
YOU'D BE ON ONE SIDE
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AND I WAS ON THE OTHER.
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[ laughing]
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[ both laughing]
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[ all laughing]
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OUR FIRST LAUGH.
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MOMMY SAYS THAT
WAS THE BEST PRESENT
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WE EVER GAVE HER.
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I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
I SAW MY MOM.
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I THINK I WAS IN
A FISH TANK OR SOMETHING.
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IT SEEMED LIKE NOBODY
KNOWED I WAS THERE
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AND IT WAS SCARY.
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THEN MY MOM CAME.
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I DON'T THINK I EVEN
KNOWED SHE WAS MY MOM THEN.
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BUT WHEN SHE HELD MY HAND
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I DIDN'T FEEL SCARED ANYMORE.
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AS LONG AS I WAS THERE,
SHE NEVER LET GO.
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I WISH I COULD 'MEMBER
STUFF LIKE THAT.
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DON'T YOU 'MEMBER
EVER HAVING A MOM?
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NOPE.
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SOMETIMES I DREAM
ABOUT HAVING A MOM, THOUGH.
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IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME DREAM, TOO.
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WE'RE ALWAYS OUTSIDE
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AND THERE'S LOTS
OF GRASS AND FLOWERS.
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I THINK SHE LIKES FLOWERS.
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AND THERE'S A BUTTERFLY
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AND I'M NOT EVEN AFRAID OF IT.
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THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
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THEN I WAKE UP
AND USUALLY I GO POTTY.
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THAT'S A REAL NICE DREAM,
CHUCKIE.
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YEAH, BUT IT'S ONLY A DREAM.
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AND YOU CAN'T GIVE PRESENTS
TO A DREAM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK WE SHOULD DO?
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I THINK WE SHOULD
FIND CHUCKIE A MOM.
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A MOM, FOR ME?
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COULD WE DO THAT?
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WE FOUND YOUR SHOES
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THE DAY THE MUD ATE THEM.
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WE FOUND PHIL'S CRICKET
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AFTER HIS MOM WASHED
THE PANTS IT WAS IN.
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MOST OF IT.
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AFTER THAT
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FINDING A MOM SHOULD BE EASY.
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[ grunting]
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HOW'S SHE
FEEL, CHUCKIE?
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UH, KIND OF COLD AND BUMPY.
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IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I EXPECTED.
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I'M SORRY, CHUCKIE.
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MY MOM HANGS DRESSES ON HER
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AND SHE SORT OF
LOOKS LIKE A MOM.
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THAT'S OKAY, TOMMY.
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AT LEAST I GOT A HUG.
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SORT OF.
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I THINK WE SHOULD
FIND CHUCKIE A MOMMY
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WHO CAN GIVE KISSES, TOO.
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KISS HIM, SPIKE, GO ON.
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[ gulping]
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YUCK!
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MAYBE SPIKE COULD DO
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OTHER NICE STUFF.
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LIKE GETTING
CHUCKIE A COOKIE.
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OKAY, SPIKE,
GET CHUCKIE A COOKIE.
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WOW, HE'S DOING IT.
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Lil:
OHHH...
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LOOK, HE'S WAVING AT ME.
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HI, MOM!
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Tommy:
UM, CHUCKIE
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I THINK HE'S JUST
SCRATCHING A FLEA.
251
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,404
OH. YEAH.
252
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:43,104
YOU KNOW, I THINK MOMS
ARE A-PPOSED TO BE PEOPLE.
253
00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:46,542
YEAH, AND I THINK THEY'RE
A-PPOSED TO BE GIRLS, TOO.
254
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,370
THE FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO
255
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:52,069
IS CLEAN THAT
MESSY, MESSY BABY FACE.
256
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,070
HEY!
257
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,855
Phil:
I THINK YOU'RE A-PPOSED
258
00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,291
TO SPIT ON THE TISSUE.
259
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:59,511
OH, WELL.
DRINK YOUR BABA, BABY.
260
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,079
WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT BOTTLE, LILLIAN?
261
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,778
UNDER THE REFRIGERATOR,
BABY CHUCKIE.
262
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:05,779
[ grunting]
263
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,868
I LICKED ALL THE ANTS OFF.
264
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,826
[ sputtering]
265
00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,175
[ gagging]
266
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,742
Announcer:
Can't sleep?
267
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:15,527
Angelica:
HOW DO THEY
EXPECT ME TO MAKE ART
268
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,834
WHEN THEY DON'T
GIVE ME ENOUGH GLUE?
269
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:21,142
WHY DO I HAVE TO SPEND
THE WHOLE DAY WORKING LIKE A HOG
270
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,057
JUST 'CAUSE IT'S MOTHER'S DAY?
271
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,145
OH, HERE'S SOME.
272
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,582
I WISH I WAS A MOM TODAY
273
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,324
THEN SOMEONE WOULD HAVE
TO DO EVERYTHING FOR ME.
274
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,369
COME ON, LITTLE CHUCKERS.
275
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,545
TIME TO BURP THE NAUGHTY BABY.
276
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,722
STOP IT, LIL.
277
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,941
I DON'T NEED A BURP.
278
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,291
YOU'RE A WORSER MOM
THAN SPIKE.
279
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:43,817
YOU SPIT ON MY FACE,
YOU GAVE ME ANT MILK.
280
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,950
YOU'RE JUST CRANKY
'CAUSE YOU NEED A NAP.
281
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,430
[ yelling]
282
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,348
OH...
283
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,089
CHUCKIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
284
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,264
I'M FINE!
285
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,613
ARE YOU SURE?
286
00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,094
LET'S JUST
FACE IT, TOMMY.
287
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:03,271
WE'RE NOT GOING TO
FIND ME A MOM.
288
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,229
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
289
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,449
CHUCKIE'S SAD
'CAUSE HE DON'T GOT A MOM.
290
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,407
NO, I'M NOT!
291
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,757
CHUCKIE WANTS A MOM?
292
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,715
YEAH, LIL DIDN'T
WORK OUT TOO GOOD.
293
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,022
I WAS DOING BETTER THAN SPIKE.
294
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:15,979
NOT MUCH.
295
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,764
HMM.
296
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,201
I SUPPOSE ICOULD BE HIS MOM.
297
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,246
YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?
298
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,640
WELL, I WOULD.
299
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,164
BUT BEING A GOOD MOMMY
IS SUCH HARD WORK
300
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:30,341
AND AS YOU KNOW, I'M VERY
BUSY WITH MY MACARONI HEAD.
301
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,778
I COULD HELP YOU.
302
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:32,779
NO!
303
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,824
YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME, CHUCKIE?
304
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:35,999
SURE, ANGELICA.
305
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,654
I'LL DO ANYTHING
IF YOU'LL BE MY MOMMY.
306
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,961
WELL... OKAY.
307
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,571
SON.
308
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,747
[ chuckling]
309
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,361
[ squishing]
310
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,842
HEY, CHUCKIE.
311
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,844
HEY, GUYS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
312
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,499
WE THOUGHT WE'D
SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING.
313
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,632
WE FELT SORRY 'CAUSE YOU
GOTS ANGELICA FOR A MOM.
314
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,504
SORRY FOR ME?
315
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:05,159
ANGELICA IS THE BESTEST MOM
IN THE WORLD.
316
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,551
SHE TOLD ME SO
HERSELF.
317
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,205
THAT'S GREAT,
CHUCKIE.
318
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:11,382
YOU WANT TO COME HELP US
FINISH LOOKING FOR PRESENTS?
319
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,297
OH, I CAN'T, YOU GUYS.
320
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,910
I GOT TO FINISH ANGELICA'S--
UH, I MEAN, MOM'S--
321
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,085
MACARONI HEAD.
322
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,522
AND THEN YOU COULD
LOOK FOR PRESENTS?
323
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,742
SORRY, TOMMY,
WHEN I FINISH THIS
324
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,440
MY ANGELICA-MOM
IS TAKING ME TO THE PARK
325
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:29,313
AND THEN SHE'S GOING TO BUY ME
A MONKEY AND A ROLY-POLY
326
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,315
AND MY VERY OWN COWBOY TODD.
327
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,317
WOW, SHE'S BETTER
THAN OUR MOM.
328
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:36,190
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU BABIES
DOING HERE?
329
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,278
JUST TALKING.
330
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,062
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED
331
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,716
BLAINE IS BUSY RIGHT NOW.
332
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,022
WHO'S BLAINE?
333
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:42,892
HE IS!
334
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,372
CHUCKIE'S
A STUPID NAME.
335
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,200
BLAINE'S A TV NAME.
336
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,376
EVERYBODY KNOWS
TV NAMES ARE BETTER.
337
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,030
SINCE BLAINE IS BUSY
338
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:54,121
YOU BABIES WILL HAVE TO RUN
ALONG AND PLAY YOUR BABY GAMES.
339
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,557
RIGHT, BLAINE?
340
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,951
RIGHT, ANGELICA-MOM.
341
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:01,302
OKAY, WELL, UH,
BYE, CHUCKIE.
342
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:03,870
I MEAN, BLAINE.
343
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,789
Didi:
MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE THIS PLACE.
344
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,444
WONDERFUL, I'LL BE SCRAPING
MUD OUT OF MY WRINKLES
FOR WEEKS.
345
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,445
[ squishing]
346
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,446
THERE.
347
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,796
LOOK, ANGELICA-MOM
348
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,972
I FINISHED YOUR MACARONI HEAD.
349
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,235
OH, JONATHAN,
YOU SHOULD SEE IT.
350
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,890
MY LITTLE BLAINEY
DID SUCH A GOOD JOB--
351
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,456
FOR A BABY, THAT IS.
352
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,155
ALL HE HAS LEFT TO DO
IS PUT ON THE HAT.
353
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,243
THE HAT?
354
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,462
OF COURSE,
MY LITTLE BLAINEY-WANEY.
355
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:34,074
EVERYBODY KNOWS
ALL GOOD STATUES GOT HATS.
356
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,771
BE A DEAR AND RUN ALONG.
357
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,425
GET A HAT FOR MOMMY'S HEAD.
358
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:38,818
UH, UH, WHAT KIND?
359
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,732
OH, JUST ANY OLD THING
WILL DO.
360
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,084
NAH, TOO BLUE.
361
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,477
HMM, TOO RED.
362
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,176
UH, TOO YUCKY.
363
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,873
WHAT AM I, AN ELF?
364
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,050
I'M SORRY, ANGELICA-MOM.
365
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,660
I'M TRYING.
366
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,272
I KNOW, BLAINE,
AND THAT'S WHAT'S SO SAD.
367
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,622
I TELL YOU WHAT, FORGET THE HAT.
368
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,233
WHY DON'T WE TRY
A NICE FLOWER INSTEAD?
369
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:06,280
EVEN YOU OUGHT TO BE
ABLE TO PICK A FLOWER.
370
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,456
ALL RIGHT, NEW SUB-HEADING:
371
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,240
"SOCIAL INTERACTION:
372
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,635
"WHAT TO DO WHEN SOMEONE
CRITICIZES YOUR CHILD.
373
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,725
STEP ONE: GET THE GUY
IN A STANDARD HEADLOCK."
374
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,161
[ grunting and groaning]
375
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,555
I WANT TO GIVE HER
THE TREE, LILLIAN!
376
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,817
I SAW IT FIRST,
PHILIP!
377
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,558
[ grunting]
378
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,649
Chuckie:
ARE YOU SURE WE'LL BE ALL DONE
WHEN I GET THE FLOWER?
379
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,694
OF COURSE, I'M SURE.
380
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,175
I'M THE ARTIST, AREN'T I?
381
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,134
I WANT THAT ONE!
382
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,265
OKAY.
383
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,443
[ bumblebee buzzing]
384
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,618
BEE!
385
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,055
OH, BLAINEY!
386
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,057
WHERE'S MY FLOWER?
387
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:48,409
UH, UH, I'M GETTING IT,
ANGELICA-MOM.
388
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,932
WHOA...!
389
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,891
Tommy:
WHAT YOU DOING, CHUCKIE?
390
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,023
JUST GETTING
THIS FLOWER FOR MY MOM.
391
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,286
BUT A MUMBLEBEE'S
EATING THAT ONE.
392
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,419
WELL, THIS IS
THE ONE SHE WANTS.
393
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,943
BUT, CHUCKIE,
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.
394
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,077
LOOK, MAYBE TO YOU GUYS
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME
395
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:07,428
AND MAYBE YOU COULD GET YOUR
MOMS ANY OLD PRESENT
396
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:10,997
BUT MY ANGELICA-MOM
IS THE ONLIEST MOM I GOT
397
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,956
AND THAT'S THE ONLIEST FLOWER
SHE WANTS.
398
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,480
COME ON, CHUCKIE.
399
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,918
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A TALK
WITH YOUR MOM.
400
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,571
Tommy:
ANGELICA!
401
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,269
WHAT IS IT NOW?
402
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,576
YOU GOT TO TELL CHUCKIE
HE DOESN'T GOT TO GET THE FLOWER
403
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,361
WITH THE MUMBLEBEE ON IT.
404
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,103
OH, BLAINE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GET IT FOR ME.
405
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,933
I'LL JUST TELL MY MOM THERE'S
NO PRESENT FOR HER THIS YEAR.
406
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,412
[ exaggerated sobbing]
407
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,545
DON'T CRY, ANGELICA-MOM.
408
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,328
I'LL GET IT.
409
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,634
OH, GREAT.
410
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,679
I'LL BE WATCHING TV.
411
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,551
[ bumblebee buzzing]
412
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,205
I GOT IT, I GOT...
413
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,206
[ screams]
414
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,381
BEE!
415
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,643
AHHH!
416
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:49,644
[ screaming]
417
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:50,645
GO, CHUCKIE!
418
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,995
GO!
419
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,518
[ machine beeps and hums]
420
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:55,780
[ motor revving]
421
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:56,781
[ screaming]
422
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:57,782
[ gasps]
423
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:58,783
[ sucking]
424
00:15:58,914 --> 00:15:59,871
[ screams]
425
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,177
[ gasps]
426
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,354
IT'S AFTER ME!
427
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,487
[ children screaming]
428
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,402
WHOA!
429
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,144
[ machine sucking,
then sputtering]
430
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,493
[ machine dies]
431
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,320
Stuart:
OH, GREAT.
432
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,452
OH, GREAT.
433
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,585
[ sighs]
434
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:20,327
UM, ANGELICA-MOM?
435
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,198
I GOT YOUR FLOWER.
436
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,895
THAT'S NOT A FLOWER!
437
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,463
IT'S A GREEN STICK
WITH A THING ON IT!
438
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,421
OH, BUT, I...
439
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,249
ALL I WANTED WAS ONE FLOWER
440
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,902
FOR MY MACARONI HEAD.
441
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,774
INSTEAD, YOU GIVE ME THIS!
442
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,558
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS?!
443
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,256
"HE LOVES ME NOT!"
444
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,649
I'M SORRY,
ANGELICA-MOM.
445
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,912
ANGELICA,
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
446
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,350
AND AFTER ALL I'VE
DONE FOR YOU.
447
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,916
FINE, GO!
448
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,702
GO AND PLAY
WITH YOUR BABY FRIENDS!
449
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,356
BUT, ANGELICA-MOM, I...
450
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,705
MY HEAD!
451
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,707
IF YOU THINK GRANDPA IS OLD
452
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:56,406
WAIT TILL YOU SEE HOW OLD YOU
ARE WHEN YOUR TIME OUT IS OVER!
453
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,365
AND AS FAR AS YOU, CHUCKIE
454
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:01,324
YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT HAVING A MOM-- EVER!
455
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,499
[ slams door]
456
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,936
YOU KNOW,
LOOKING BACK ON IT
457
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,677
SPIKE WAS A
PRETTY GOOD MOM.
458
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,070
THIS IS MY FAULT.
459
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,377
I DON'T DESERVE
TO HAVE A MOM.
460
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,856
SURE YOU DO, CHUCKIE
461
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,902
BUT YOU DESERVE
A GOODMOM
462
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,512
NOT LIKE ANGELICA.
463
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,601
YEAH, A MOM
WHO CAN KISS BOO-BOOS
464
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,125
AND MAKE THEM BETTER.
465
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,345
AND HELP YOU DO THINGS
YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD DO
466
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,477
LIKE WALK.
467
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,436
A MOM WHO'D LOVE YOU
AND YOUR FLOWER
468
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:30,136
EVEN IF IT IS JUST A GREEN STICK
WITH A THING ON IT.
469
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,573
HEY, I JUST
THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
470
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:33,878
WHAT IS IT?
471
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,011
I SORT OF HAVE A MOM LIKE THAT.
472
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,317
YOU DO?
473
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,232
YEAH, MY DAD!
474
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:42,104
WELL, I GUESS YOUR DAD
COULD BE YOUR MOM.
475
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,020
SURE, HE'S THE
BESTEST MOM EVER!
476
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,544
YOU CAN LOOK FOR
A MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT
477
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,458
WITH US AFTER ALL.
478
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,678
YEAH, I CAN!
479
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:51,940
All:
YEAH!
480
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,204
[ giggling and squealing]
481
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,077
UM, HOW ARE WE GOING
TO FIND PRESENTS?
482
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:02,081
ANGELICA PUT US IN TIME OUT
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
483
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,995
OH, YEAH.
484
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,346
HEY, THIS WILL
MAKE A GOOD PRESENT.
485
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:10,001
WOW, THERE'S LOTS
OF NEAT STUFF IN HERE.
486
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,481
WHAT'S THIS THING?
487
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,876
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I COULD
EAT A LOT OF DIRT WITH IT.
488
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,269
WHERE DID
YOU GET THAT?
489
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,661
IT WAS
IN THIS BOX.
490
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,359
WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE?
491
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,187
Tommy:
THERE'S A BOOK.
492
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,145
OOH, DOES IT
GOTS PICTURES?
493
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,625
JUST PICTURES
OF FLOWERS.
494
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,583
THEY DIDN'T GLUE THEM IN
VERY GOOD.
495
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,369
LOOK EVERYBODY!
496
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,633
IT'S THE LADY I TOLD YOU ABOUT,
FROM MY DREAMS.
497
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,637
"A MOTHER NEEDS WISDOM
498
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:40,075
"FOR DEALING WITH A FEVER
OF 105 AT 3:00 a.m. ON SUNDAY.
499
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,990
"SHE'S GOT TO HAVE DIGNITY
500
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,862
"WHEN SHE'S COVERED WITH SPIT-UP
AT THE SUPERMARKET.
501
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,561
"PLUS STRENGTH,
ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S GOT TWINS
502
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,911
"AND OPTIMISM
FOR WHEN SHE HASN'T GOT
503
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,869
ANY OF THE REST OF THAT STUFF."
504
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,351
I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT EVERYTHING
IT TAKES TO BE A MOTHER.
505
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,093
[ alarms and explosions]
506
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,356
Computer:
Warning, system overload
507
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,402
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL,
CUPCAKE.
508
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,751
[ rumbling and beeping]
509
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,056
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
510
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,057
[ groans]
511
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,624
[ humming and buzzing]
512
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:08,756
NOW WHAT?
513
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,671
HELLO?
514
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,020
IS ANYBODY HERE?
515
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,761
MOMMY?
516
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,371
ANGELICA, WHAT'S WRONG?
517
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,852
I MADE YOU A REALLY NICE PRESENT
518
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,028
BUT THOSE DUMB BABIES RUINED IT.
519
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,029
SEE?
520
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,423
OH, SWEETIE, I LOVE IT.
521
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:26,339
IT'S SO... DECONSTRUCTIONIST.
522
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,992
REALLY?
523
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,690
A BATH ALONE, I LIKE.
524
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,736
A BATH WITH STRANGERS,
EH, NOT SO MUCH.
525
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,564
MOM...
526
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,611
I'M JUST SAYING,
$80.00 FOR WATER AND DIRT.
527
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,134
[ beeping and rumbling]
528
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,049
System overload,
fatal error.
529
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,790
IT'S GOING TO BLOW!!!
530
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,574
[ gasps]WHOA!
531
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,316
YOU CAN GET MUD FOR FREE
IN YOUR BACKYARD.
532
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,318
[ beeping and rumbling]
533
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:50,450
[ exploding]
534
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,495
OR YOUR LIVING ROOM.
535
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:54,671
[ sniffling]
536
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,195
WHAT IS IT, DIDI?
537
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,720
OH, MOM, I JUST WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING WE'D BOTH LIKE.
538
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,025
[ sniffs]
539
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,331
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE?
540
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,552
THIS, I LIKE.
541
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,293
UH, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
542
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:09,469
[ laughing]
543
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,035
[ everyone laughing]
544
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,080
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
545
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,037
I DON'T KNOW.
546
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,996
HAVE YOU SEEN THE KIDS?
547
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:15,779
[ gasps]
548
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,477
[ kids yelling]
549
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,958
HEY PHIL, LIL, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS
DOING IN THERE?
550
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,439
ISN'T THAT CUTE,
BETTY?
551
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,225
A MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT.
552
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,445
YEAH, ONLY THE BEST
FROM MY PUPS.
553
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,838
AH, SWEETIE.
554
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,101
ONE FROM EACH OF MY MEN.
555
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:35,582
HI, LITTLE GUY.
556
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:39,586
DID YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
HAVE FUN TO...
557
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,595
OH, CHUCKIE.
558
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,684
THANK YOU.
559
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:54,905
UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP THIS
IN A SAFE PLACE FOR NOW, OKAY?
560
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,864
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CHUCKIE?
561
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,082
I DON'T KNOW.
562
00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:01,477
I THOUGHT IT WAS
A REALLY PRETTY PICTURE.
563
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,698
I GUESS MY DAD DOESN'T LIKE IT,
TOMMY.
564
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,876
CHAZ, I THINK
IT'S TIME
565
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,748
YOU SHARED THESE THINGS
WITH CHUCKIE.
566
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,621
WELL, I'M JUST AFRAID
HE'LL MISS HER.
567
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:17,014
THEN YOU CAN
MISS HER TOGETHER.
568
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:26,546
CHUCKIE,
THIS IS YOUR MOMMY.
569
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,115
THIS WAS HER TROWEL.
570
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,727
IT'S A LITTLE SHOVEL
FOR GARDENING.
571
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,512
ALL THOSE FLOWERS,
SHE PLANTED THOSE.
572
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,949
SHE USED TO LOVE
TO COME OUT HERE
573
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,429
AND PLAY WITH YOU.
574
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,129
IT'S ALL RIGHT, CHUCKIE.
575
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,566
DON'T BE SCARED.
576
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,398
THIS IS HER DIARY.
577
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,357
SHE STARTED KEEPING IT
WHEN, UH...
578
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:58,186
WHEN... WHEN SHE WAS
IN THE HOSPITAL.
579
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:02,582
THE LAST THING SHE WROTE IN IT
WAS A POEM FOR YOU.
580
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,326
"MY SWEET, LITTLE CHUCKIE
581
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,371
[ Mother's voice]:
"THOUGH I MUST
LEAVE YOU BEHIND ME
582
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:13,288
"THIS POEM WILL TELL YOU
WHERE YOU ALWAYS CAN FIND ME.
583
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,334
[ kids laughing]
584
00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:18,598
"WHEN A GENTLE WIND BLOWS,
THAT'S MY HAND ON YOUR FACE
585
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,904
"AND WHEN THE TREE
GIVES YOU SHADE
586
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,950
"THAT'S MY SHELTERING EMBRACE.
587
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,518
"WHEN THE SUN GIVES YOU FRECKLES
588
00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,476
"THAT'S ME TICKLING MY BOY.
589
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:30,958
"WHEN THE RAIN WETS YOUR HAIR,
THOSE ARE MY TEARS OF JOY.
590
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:33,090
"WHEN THE LONG GRASS ENFOLDS YOU
591
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,962
"THAT'S ME HOLDING YOU TIGHT.
592
00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:38,705
WHEN THE WHIPPOORWILL SINGS,
THAT'S ME WHISPERING, 'NIGHT.'"
593
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,275
SEE, GUYS,
I DO HAVE A MOM.
594
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,583
SHE'S RIGHT HERE
IN THE FLOWERS
595
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,150
AND IN THE CLOUDS
596
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,239
AND IN THE GRASS, TOO.
597
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,501
AND THE SUN.
598
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:53,850
AND THE WIND.
599
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,722
[ Chuckie giggles]
600
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:56,549
Phil:
NEAT.
601
00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:38,460
[Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
602
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:41,115
Tommy:
BYE, CHUCKIE. I MEAN, BLAINE.
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