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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,564 [ gasps] 2 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,871 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] 3 00:01:00,508 --> 00:01:02,855 Charlotte: ...ALMOST AS GOOD AS VALIUM. 4 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:05,824 THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT AT THIS MEETING 5 00:01:05,927 --> 00:01:07,826 IS THAT IT'S PASSOVER, AND I... 6 00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:11,001 PASSOVER, YOUR HIGHNESS, IT'S A JEWISH HOLIDAY. 7 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,486 IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. 8 00:01:12,589 --> 00:01:14,419 I GUESS IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM. 9 00:01:14,522 --> 00:01:17,939 OH, NO, YOUR HIGHNESS, THAT'S NOT A DIG AT MONARCHY-- 10 00:01:18,043 --> 00:01:20,218 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TELL YOU? 11 00:01:20,321 --> 00:01:22,220 OH, NO, YOUR HIGHNESS, NOT YOU. 12 00:01:22,323 --> 00:01:23,221 MY DAUGHTER-- 13 00:01:23,324 --> 00:01:24,429 [ dial tone] 14 00:01:24,532 --> 00:01:26,741 GREAT, I'VE INSULTED THE SULTAN OF BRUNEI. 15 00:01:26,845 --> 00:01:28,674 ANGELICA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 16 00:01:28,778 --> 00:01:29,744 MAKING CRUMBS. WANT SOME? 17 00:01:29,848 --> 00:01:30,745 I TOLD YOU 18 00:01:30,849 --> 00:01:32,022 NOT TO TOUCH THAT FOOD 19 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,955 UNTIL WE GET TO BORIS AND MINKA'S. 20 00:01:34,059 --> 00:01:36,026 WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THERE, ANYWAY? 21 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,270 THEY'RE TOMMY'S GRANDPARENTS, NOT MINE. 22 00:01:38,374 --> 00:01:40,169 ANGELICA, MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE FUN. 23 00:01:40,272 --> 00:01:42,067 PASSOVER'S A MEANINGFUL HOLIDAY. 24 00:01:42,171 --> 00:01:44,069 A HOLIDAY? ARE THERE PRESENTS? 25 00:01:44,173 --> 00:01:45,070 WELL, NO. 26 00:01:45,174 --> 00:01:46,382 PASSOVER IS ABOUT 27 00:01:46,485 --> 00:01:49,247 SOMETHING MUCH MORE IMPORTANT-- FREEDOM. 28 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:50,248 FREEDOM? 29 00:01:50,351 --> 00:01:51,904 LIKE DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT 30 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:53,561 AND NO ONE TELLS YOU NOT TO? 31 00:01:53,665 --> 00:01:54,769 WELL, SORT OF. 32 00:01:54,873 --> 00:01:56,323 I'M FREE, I'M FREE! 33 00:01:56,426 --> 00:01:57,496 [ sighs] 34 00:01:59,464 --> 00:02:01,017 DEED, ARE YOU SURE 35 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,123 THIS WHOLE CEREMONY'S REALLY NECESSARY? 36 00:02:03,226 --> 00:02:04,296 IT'S SO BORING. 37 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,884 PASSOVER ISN'T BORING. 38 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:07,472 IT'S VERY MEANINGFUL. 39 00:02:07,575 --> 00:02:09,577 MEANINGFUL? BUT THERE'S NO PRESENTS. 40 00:02:09,681 --> 00:02:10,958 STU, THE PASSOVER SEDER 41 00:02:11,061 --> 00:02:13,167 IS WHEN JEWISH FAMILIES COME TOGETHER 42 00:02:13,271 --> 00:02:15,169 AND RETELL THEIR PEOPLE'S HISTORY. 43 00:02:15,273 --> 00:02:17,482 WE'VE BEEN DOING IT THOUSANDS OF YEARS. 44 00:02:17,585 --> 00:02:19,173 SOUNDS BORING TO ME. 45 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,869 Minka: SINCE WHEN IS SPOTTY OLD GLASSES A PART OF JEWISH TRADITION? 46 00:02:25,973 --> 00:02:28,562 THESE HAPPEN TO BE FATHER'S WINE GLASSES. 47 00:02:28,665 --> 00:02:30,978 THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM SMOLENSK. 48 00:02:31,081 --> 00:02:33,843 MY MOTHER'S WINE GLASSES CAME FROM VILNIUS 49 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,017 AND THEY DON'T GOT SPOTS ALL OVER. 50 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:37,916 MINKA, IT'S FAMILY TRADITION. 51 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:40,263 WE'RE USING MY FATHER'S WINE GLASSES 52 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:41,575 AND THAT'S FINAL. 53 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:44,612 WHY DO WE ALWAYS DO THINGS YOUR WAY, MR. BIGSHOT? 54 00:02:44,716 --> 00:02:46,614 BECAUSE MY WAY IS RIGHT, THAT'S WHY. 55 00:02:46,718 --> 00:02:47,615 VEY! 56 00:02:47,719 --> 00:02:48,927 DO THE SEDER MY WAY 57 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:50,687 OR I WASH MY HANDS OF IT. 58 00:02:50,791 --> 00:02:53,103 BETTER YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR FATHER'S 59 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,415 SPOTTY GLASSWARE. 60 00:02:54,519 --> 00:02:56,037 THAT'S IT! 61 00:03:03,838 --> 00:03:05,668 MOMMY, CAN I HAVE A COOKIE? 62 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:09,016 SORRY, ON PASSOVER, YOU CAN'T EAT ANYTHING WITH BREAD. 63 00:03:09,119 --> 00:03:10,983 BUT THERE'S NO BREAD IN COOKIES. 64 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:11,984 HELLO, ANGELICA. 65 00:03:12,088 --> 00:03:13,572 HEY, EVERYONE, WHAT'S... 66 00:03:13,676 --> 00:03:16,230 OH, DIDI, IT'S A TERRIBLE THING. 67 00:03:16,334 --> 00:03:18,888 YOUR PAPA RAN AWAY FROM ME. 68 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,165 RAN AWAY? 69 00:03:20,269 --> 00:03:21,408 WHERE TO, MINKA? 70 00:03:21,511 --> 00:03:22,409 WHO KNOWS? 71 00:03:22,512 --> 00:03:24,169 WE HAD A LITTLE FIGHT 72 00:03:24,273 --> 00:03:26,896 AND THEN HE JUST LEFT IN A HUFF. 73 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:27,966 DON'T WORRY, MOM. 74 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:30,210 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE. 75 00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:31,211 [ chuckling] 76 00:03:31,314 --> 00:03:33,213 LOOKS LIKE THE SEDER IS OFF. 77 00:03:33,316 --> 00:03:34,904 THE SEDER IS NOT OFF. 78 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,769 MOTHER, WE'LL JUST GO AHEAD WITH THE SEDER. 79 00:03:37,872 --> 00:03:40,875 WHEN DAD DECIDES TO COME BACK, HE CAN JOIN US. 80 00:03:40,979 --> 00:03:42,877 UH-HUH, YES, JONATHAN, I KNOW. 81 00:03:42,981 --> 00:03:44,224 MOMMY, PLAY WITH ME? 82 00:03:44,327 --> 00:03:46,433 NOT NOW, HONEY, I'M SALVAGING A DEAL. 83 00:03:46,536 --> 00:03:48,158 JONATHAN, HIS HIGHNESS AND I 84 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,299 HAD A MISUNDERSTANDING ON THE PHONE. 85 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:51,817 HE'S NOT TAKING MY CALLS. 86 00:03:51,921 --> 00:03:53,785 FIND HIM AND GROVEL SHAMELESSLY. 87 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:55,649 TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR FATHER, DIDI. 88 00:03:55,752 --> 00:03:56,684 NOBODY GRINDS 89 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:58,099 GEFILTE FISH LIKE BORIS. 90 00:03:58,203 --> 00:03:59,204 BORIS! 91 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:02,172 STU! DON'T MENTION MY FATHER'S NAME. 92 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:05,452 CAN'T YOU SEE HOW IT UPSETS MY MOTHER? 93 00:04:05,555 --> 00:04:06,867 MRS. GRANDPA MINKA, MA'AM 94 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:09,110 DO YOU HAVE ANY TOYS TO PLAY WITH? 95 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:10,629 NOT NOW, SWEETHEART. 96 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:13,425 MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE HAS SOME-- MR. GRANDPA BORIS? 97 00:04:13,529 --> 00:04:15,772 BORIS? 98 00:04:15,876 --> 00:04:17,498 [ wailing] 99 00:04:19,604 --> 00:04:21,502 HI, EVERYONE, THANKS FOR HAVING US. 100 00:04:21,606 --> 00:04:24,609 I DROPPED CHUCKIE IN THE PLAYPEN WITH TOMMY. 101 00:04:24,712 --> 00:04:25,920 HOPE THAT'S OKAY. 102 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:27,508 HEY, WHERE'S BORIS? 103 00:04:27,612 --> 00:04:28,785 [ resumes sobbing] 104 00:04:28,889 --> 00:04:30,856 MY FATHER WON'T BE JOINING US-- 105 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,686 MINOR FAMILY DISAGREEMENT. 106 00:04:32,789 --> 00:04:34,066 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 107 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,621 NO ONE LEADS A SEDER LIKE HE DOES. 108 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:39,037 ANYWAY, YOU WERE VERY NICE TO INVITE US. 109 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:40,694 WE'RE NOT JEWISH, YOU KNOW. 110 00:04:40,797 --> 00:04:43,213 ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT REALLY ANYTHING. 111 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:46,389 BOY, TOMMY, ALL YOUR GRANDPA AND GRANDMA HAVE 112 00:04:46,493 --> 00:04:47,735 IS OLD PEOPLE TOYS. 113 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,806 THEY GOT BETTER TOYS, CHUCKIE. 114 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:53,154 ONLY THEY'RE ALL THE WAY UPSTAIRS IN THE ANNICT. 115 00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:55,329 WE'LL JUST BUST OUT OF HERE AND-- 116 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:56,088 UH-OH. 117 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:57,297 WHAT'S WRONG, TOMMY? 118 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,851 I LEFT MY SCREWDRIVER IN MY OTHER DIAPER. 119 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:01,473 NOW HOW WILL WE GET OUT? 120 00:05:01,577 --> 00:05:02,716 I'LL LET YOU OUT. 121 00:05:03,751 --> 00:05:05,650 WOW, WHY ARE YOU SO NICE TO US? 122 00:05:05,753 --> 00:05:06,685 DON'T YOU KNOW? 123 00:05:06,789 --> 00:05:08,342 PASSOVER'S ABOUT FREEDOM. 124 00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:10,689 BESIDES, THERE'S TOYS IN IT FOR ME. 125 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:13,140 JONATHAN, THE SEDER'S ABOUT TO START 126 00:05:13,243 --> 00:05:16,350 SO I WON'T BE AVAILABLE BY PHONE FOR A COUPLE HOURS. 127 00:05:16,454 --> 00:05:18,732 NOW, IF HIS HIGHNESS ACCEPTS OUR BID 128 00:05:18,835 --> 00:05:22,701 CALL MY BEEPER, THEN SEND THE SIGNED CONTRACT TO MY CAR FAX. 129 00:05:22,805 --> 00:05:24,047 LET'S GET STARTED. 130 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:25,670 WHEREVER BORIS IS, WE CAN'T WAIT. 131 00:05:25,773 --> 00:05:26,740 WELL, THEN, STU 132 00:05:26,843 --> 00:05:28,880 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE LEADING THE SEDER. 133 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:30,468 I CAN'T LEAD A SEDER. 134 00:05:30,571 --> 00:05:32,953 STU, BE A MAN AND STOP COMPLAINING. 135 00:05:33,056 --> 00:05:34,299 DREW, WHERE'S ANGELICA? 136 00:05:34,403 --> 00:05:36,301 I DON'T KNOW, OFF PLAYING SOMEWHERE. 137 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:42,307 THIS PLACE IS SCARY, TOMMY. 138 00:05:42,411 --> 00:05:44,654 IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND. 139 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:47,554 MY MIND IS A PRETTY SCARY PLACE. 140 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:48,658 HEY! 141 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:49,970 DON'T BE AFRAID, KINDERLACH 142 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:51,972 IT'S JUST ME, GRANDPA BORIS. 143 00:05:52,075 --> 00:05:53,974 I THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY. 144 00:05:54,077 --> 00:05:55,838 RAN AWAY? 145 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:57,633 NO, I FELT BAD ABOUT YELLING 146 00:05:57,736 --> 00:05:59,980 SO I CAME TO GET HER WINE GLASSES 147 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,084 AND GOT LOCKED IN. 148 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:03,604 THAT DOOR WON'T OPEN FROM THE INSIDE. 149 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:04,605 LET'S SEE. 150 00:06:04,709 --> 00:06:05,744 DON'T CLOSE THE... 151 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:07,539 DOOR. 152 00:06:07,643 --> 00:06:08,989 IT'S STUCK, ALL RIGHT. 153 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:09,990 ACH. 154 00:06:10,093 --> 00:06:10,991 DON'T WORRY 155 00:06:11,094 --> 00:06:12,682 YOU'RE NOT MISSING ANYTHING. 156 00:06:12,786 --> 00:06:14,960 THIS PASSOVER'S A REALLY DUMB HOLIDAY. 157 00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:16,445 A DUMB HOLIDAY? 158 00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:19,724 ANGELICA, PASSOVER IS THE GREATEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR. 159 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:23,348 THEN HOW COME WE DON'T GET PRESENTS OR COOKIES? 160 00:06:23,452 --> 00:06:26,040 COOKIES, SCHMOOKIES-- YOU KNOW THE STORY OF PASSOVER? 161 00:06:26,144 --> 00:06:27,663 THERE'S A STORY? 162 00:06:27,766 --> 00:06:31,149 [ woodenly]: THIS GREEN VEGETABLE-- WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 163 00:06:31,252 --> 00:06:33,496 STU, THERE'S NO POINT IN THE SEDER 164 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,877 IF YOU'RE NOT TRYING. 165 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:36,810 I'M READING EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS. 166 00:06:36,913 --> 00:06:38,915 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT CEREMONY. 167 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:41,366 TRY TO READ WITH EMOTION, ALL RIGHT? 168 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:44,162 FOLKS, I BETTER CHECK ON THE KIDS. 169 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:48,200 OH, NO, NOT AGAIN! 170 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:53,102 Boris: MANY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO 171 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,415 THERE LIVED A PEOPLE CALLED EGYPTIANS. 172 00:06:55,518 --> 00:06:59,522 THEY WERE POWERFUL AND BUILT BEAUTIFUL CITIES AND BUILDINGS. 173 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:00,385 UH-HUH. 174 00:07:00,489 --> 00:07:01,904 THERE ALSO LIVED IN EGYPT 175 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:04,113 THE JEWISH PEOPLE, THE HEBREWS. 176 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,771 AT FIRST, THEY LIVED HAPPILY TOGETHER. 177 00:07:06,874 --> 00:07:08,911 YOU SAID THIS WAS EXCITING. 178 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:10,084 IT GETS BETTER. 179 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:11,361 THE EGYPTIAN PHARAOH... 180 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:12,397 WHAT? 181 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:16,194 HE WAS KIND OF LIKE A... A KING. 182 00:07:16,297 --> 00:07:17,298 HMM... 183 00:07:17,402 --> 00:07:19,887 PHARAOH DECIDED THAT ALL THE HEBREWS 184 00:07:19,991 --> 00:07:22,545 HAD TO BE SLAVES OF THE EGYPTIANS. 185 00:07:22,649 --> 00:07:24,409 HE MADE THEM PULL STONES 186 00:07:24,513 --> 00:07:27,723 AND WORK IN THE HOT SUN, AND DO WHATEVER ELSE HE WANTED. 187 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:30,967 WOW! COULD THIS KING BE A QUEEN INSTEAD? 188 00:07:31,071 --> 00:07:32,106 SURE, WHY NOT? 189 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:34,488 IT WAS FORETOLD THAT A LEADER 190 00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:37,940 OF THE HEBREWS WOULD RISE UP AND OVERTHROW THE PHARAOH. 191 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:38,734 UH-OH. 192 00:07:38,837 --> 00:07:40,183 PHARAOH WAS WORRIED 193 00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:44,222 SO HE TOLD THE HEBREWS TO THROW ALL THEIR BOY BABIES 194 00:07:44,325 --> 00:07:45,395 IN THE NILE RIVER. 195 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:46,155 COOL! 196 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,467 IT WAS PRETTY SCARY 197 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,675 LET ME TELL YOU. 198 00:07:48,778 --> 00:07:51,574 ONE SLAVE WOMAN DECIDED TO SAVE HER BABY 199 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:55,751 BY PUTTING HIM IN A BASKET AND SENDING HIM DOWN THE RIVER. 200 00:07:55,854 --> 00:07:57,373 BUT JUST THEN 201 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:02,171 THE PHARAOH WAS FLOATING BY ON THE ROYAL BARGE. 202 00:08:05,692 --> 00:08:08,211 AH, THIS IS THE LIFE. 203 00:08:09,316 --> 00:08:10,731 MORE WIND, SLAVES. 204 00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:13,493 Both: ANYTHING YOU SAY, YOUR ROYAL PHARAOHNESS. 205 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:16,461 THEN PHARAOH SAW SOMETHING IN THE BULRUSHES. 206 00:08:16,565 --> 00:08:18,152 WHAT'S IN THE BULRUSHES? 207 00:08:18,256 --> 00:08:20,500 SLAVES, PADDLE ME OVER THERE. 208 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:24,227 HI, I'M MOSES. 209 00:08:24,331 --> 00:08:25,781 I'M PHARAOH. 210 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:27,714 WHERE YOU FROM, MOSES? 211 00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:29,819 UH, UP THE RIVER, I GUESS. 212 00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:31,994 COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND. 213 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:35,066 SO PHARAOH TOOK MOSES TO THE ROYAL PALACE. 214 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:39,139 AND SHOWED TO HIM ALL THE RICHES OF THE KINGDOM. 215 00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:40,174 NEAT. 216 00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:41,728 ALL MINE. 217 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:43,384 TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. 218 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:44,489 WOW. 219 00:08:44,593 --> 00:08:45,594 PRETTY GOOD LIKENESS 220 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:47,009 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 221 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:50,840 NOW, COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU MY LATEST PROJECT. 222 00:08:55,155 --> 00:08:58,745 WELL, THAT'S IT, ALL FINISHED. 223 00:08:58,848 --> 00:09:00,609 THIS WILL BE MY MASTERPIECE. 224 00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:01,920 IT'S A PYRAMID. 225 00:09:02,024 --> 00:09:04,405 [ gasps]: CHUCKIE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 226 00:09:04,509 --> 00:09:05,890 WHAT'S WRONG, PHARAOH? 227 00:09:05,993 --> 00:09:10,239 I BUILT IT JUST LIKE YOU SAID. 228 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,103 OOPS. 229 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:16,245 AND THIS IS MY THRONE ROOM. 230 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,074 WOW! 231 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:19,351 COME ON IN. 232 00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:27,946 WOW, AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN REPTAR BAR. 233 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:30,639 NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL CIVILIZATION. 234 00:09:30,742 --> 00:09:34,332 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A PARTNER TO HELP ME RUN THIS PLACE. 235 00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:36,576 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE JUST THE GUY. 236 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:38,163 REALLY? 237 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:41,132 Angelica: SO, MOSES BECAME PHARAOH'S BEST PAL 238 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:43,893 EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A HEBREW? 239 00:09:43,997 --> 00:09:45,239 YES, AT FIRST. 240 00:09:45,343 --> 00:09:48,484 BUT PHARAOH DIDN'T KNOW MOSES WAS A HEBREW. 241 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,485 HE THOUGHT... 242 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,900 CHUCKIE, TOMMY? 243 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:51,936 BORIS? 244 00:09:52,039 --> 00:09:53,316 DON'T CLOSE THE... 245 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,007 DOOR.DOOR. 246 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:55,836 OH! IT'S LOCKED. 247 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:59,115 BINGO. NOW YOU'RE STUCK, TOO, SO HAVE A SEAT. 248 00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:01,739 I'M TELLING THE STORY OF PASSOVER. 249 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:04,051 WE WERE GETTING TO THE GOOD PART. 250 00:10:04,155 --> 00:10:05,328 WHERE WERE WE? 251 00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:07,365 PHARAOH MADE MOSES HIS HELPER. 252 00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:09,954 ONE DAY, MOSES WAS WATCHING THE HEBREWS 253 00:10:10,057 --> 00:10:13,060 AS THEY BUILT A NEW CITY FOR PHARAOH. 254 00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:20,343 SLACKER! 255 00:10:31,009 --> 00:10:33,840 NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, LILLIAN. 256 00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:35,876 YOU DID IT, PHILLIP. 257 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:38,879 QUIET, YOU GUYS, YOU WANT US ALL TO GET IN TROUBLE? 258 00:10:38,983 --> 00:10:40,536 [ gasps] UH-OH. 259 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,986 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 260 00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:45,990 WE'RE JUST PUSHING BLOCKS AROUND, MR. EGYPTIAN, SIR. 261 00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:48,544 WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN WITH PHARAOH? 262 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,511 HAVING FUN WITH PHARAOH? 263 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:52,859 WE CAN'T, WE'RE BABIES. 264 00:10:52,962 --> 00:10:54,861 Phil: BABIES WORK ALL THE TIME. 265 00:10:54,964 --> 00:10:56,863 WE GET ONE BOTTLE A DAY. 266 00:10:56,966 --> 00:11:00,763 WE CAN'T PLAY OR EVEN GO POTTY UNLESS PHARAOH SAYS SO. 267 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:04,491 BUT PHARAOH LETS ME DO WHAT I WANT AND I'M A BABY. 268 00:11:04,594 --> 00:11:05,492 DON'T DO THAT! 269 00:11:05,595 --> 00:11:07,356 IF THEY REALIZE YOU'RE A BABY 270 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,633 YOU'LL GET IT. 271 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:10,117 GET BACK TO WORK. 272 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:12,326 YOU CAN'T TREAT BABIES LIKE THAT. 273 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,052 OH, YEAH? 274 00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:16,986 STOP IT. 275 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,748 I SAID, STOP IT! 276 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:21,370 OH! 277 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,683 YOU-- YOU'RE A BABY! 278 00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:25,857 I'M TELLING PHARAOH. 279 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:28,791 UH-OH, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN TROUBLE NOW. 280 00:11:28,895 --> 00:11:31,656 WHEN THAT KID TELLS PHARAOH YOU'RE A BABY 281 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,037 SHE'S GOING TO BE MAD. 282 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,728 BUT PHARAOH'S MY FRIEND. 283 00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:38,421 SHE WOULDN'T STOP LIKING ME JUST BECAUSE I'M A BABY. 284 00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:41,286 I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY KNOW PHARAOH. 285 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:44,531 MOSES, I THINK YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 286 00:11:44,634 --> 00:11:48,328 MOSES DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO. 287 00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:50,502 WHAT WAS HE GETTING INTO? 288 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:52,608 BIG TROUBLE. 289 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,105 THIS BITTER HERB WE EAT... 290 00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:08,279 BITTER HERB? 291 00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:09,729 DON'T YOU MEAN "ERB"? 292 00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:10,833 I SAY "HERB." 293 00:12:10,937 --> 00:12:12,455 IT'S DEFINITELY "ERB." 294 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:13,215 YOU SURE? 295 00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:14,147 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 296 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,355 KEEP READING. 297 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,909 THIS BITTER... DEED, PEOPLE DO SAY HERB. 298 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:20,878 EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO CHECK ON ANGELICA. 299 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,156 WHAT HAPPENED AFTER MOSES RAN AWAY? 300 00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:25,089 WELL, HE LIVED IN THE DESERT 301 00:12:25,192 --> 00:12:26,780 AND HE BECAME A SHEPHERD. 302 00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:30,163 EVENTUALLY HE FORGOT ABOUT EGYPT AND THE PHARAOH. 303 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,992 ONE DAY HE WAS WALKING ALONG 304 00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:35,133 AND HE SAW A BURNING BUSH, AND OUT OF THE BUSH 305 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:36,652 CAME A VOICE. 306 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,826 WHAT'D IT SAY? 307 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,344 IT TOLD MOSES 308 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:42,002 THAT HE HAD TO RETURN TO EGYPT 309 00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:45,592 AND DEMAND THAT PHARAOH STOP MAKING HIS PEOPLE SLAVES. 310 00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:48,768 THE AMBASSADORS OF THE KINGDOM OF ETHIOPIA. 311 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:49,941 HAIL, PHARAOH. 312 00:12:50,045 --> 00:12:52,323 CUPCAKES TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR GREATNESS. 313 00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:53,738 EXCELLENT. 314 00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:56,776 THE AMBASSADORS OF THE CELESTIAL REALM OF CHINA. 315 00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:59,433 WE BRING FORTUNE COOKIES, YOUR WONDERFULNESS. 316 00:12:59,537 --> 00:13:01,711 NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL. 317 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:05,129 THE AMBASSADORS OF CYRUS THE GREAT, EMPEROR OF PERSIA. 318 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,958 WE BRING YOU ROCK STAR CYNTHIA 319 00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:10,548 COMPLETE WITH SEQUINED OUTFITS AND REVOLVING STAGE. 320 00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:14,414 AND THEY SAID THIS HOLIDAY DIDN'T HAVE PRESENTS. 321 00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:17,037 UM, MOSES OF THE HEBREWS. 322 00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:18,073 MOSES! 323 00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:19,419 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 324 00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:22,525 LET ME GUESS-- YOU CAME TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. 325 00:13:22,629 --> 00:13:25,011 NOPE, I CAME TO TELL YOU TO LET MY BABIES GO. 326 00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:27,461 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BALD-HEADED MIND? 327 00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:28,773 LISTEN TO YOU? 328 00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:32,087 I'M PHARAOH OF ALL EGYPT AND YOU'RE JUST A BABY. 329 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:35,055 LET US GO, OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN. 330 00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:37,195 WHAT'S THE BABY GOING TO DO? 331 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,438 WATCH THIS! 332 00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,303 [ rattling] 333 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,167 SNAKE! 334 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,065 SO, HOW ABOUT IT? 335 00:13:45,169 --> 00:13:46,308 NOT SO FAST. 336 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,172 THAT'S JUST A DUMB TRICK. 337 00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:50,036 I CAN DO MAGIC, TOO. 338 00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:51,554 HAVE THEM REMOVED. 339 00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:54,523 PHARAOH, IF YOU DON'T LET MY BABIES GO 340 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,732 THINGS ARE GOING TO GET REALLY BAD. 341 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,666 GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY. 342 00:13:59,769 --> 00:14:04,291 AND SO MOSES LET LOOSE ON EGYPT THE HORRIBLE PLAGUES. 343 00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:06,742 THE PLAGUE OF FROGS... 344 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:12,127 THE PLAGUE OF LICE... 345 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,232 [ whimpering] 346 00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:16,717 THE PLAGUE OF DARKNESS... 347 00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:19,203 OW! AY! OOF! 348 00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:20,756 [ crashing] 349 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:25,381 THE PLAGUE OF WILD BEASTS... 350 00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:30,076 THE PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS. 351 00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:31,974 GET ME MOSES. 352 00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:34,977 [ elephant trumpets] 353 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,979 Pharaoh Angelica: OKAY, MOSES, YOU WIN. 354 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,671 REMOVE THE PLAGUES AND YOUR BABIES CAN GO. 355 00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:41,501 YOU GOT TO PROMISE. 356 00:14:41,604 --> 00:14:43,606 I PROMISE, I PROMISE. 357 00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:49,819 NOW TAKE YOUR STUPID BABIES AND GET OUT. 358 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,063 WOW, SO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 359 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,996 WELL, YOU SEE... 360 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,309 BORIS, CHAZ, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 361 00:14:56,412 --> 00:14:57,551 DON'T CLOSE THE... 362 00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:58,621 DOOR.DOOR. DOOR. 363 00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:01,003 LET ME GUESS-- WE'RE LOCKED IN. 364 00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:03,350 COME ON, TELL THE REST OF THE STORY. 365 00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:04,869 ALL RIGHT. 366 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:09,218 THE HEBREWS WERE PREPARING TO LEAVE EGYPT ONCE AND FOR ALL. 367 00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:19,263 ATTENTION, THE PHARAOH HAS AN IMPORTANT NOTICE. 368 00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:20,540 [ clearing throat] 369 00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:22,645 THE PHARAOH'S CHANGED HER MIND. 370 00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:24,268 THE BABIES HAVE TO STAY. 371 00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:26,408 OKAY, BACK TO WORK, SLAVES. 372 00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:28,375 THAT'S NO FAIR! SHE PROMISED. 373 00:15:28,479 --> 00:15:31,447 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? SHE'S THE PHARAOH. 374 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:32,517 I KNEW IT. 375 00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:34,416 I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT. 376 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:37,074 DON'T WORRY, WE'RE NOT GIVING UP. 377 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:38,351 [ laughing] 378 00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:41,975 I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THOSE BABIES' FACES 379 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:44,978 WHEN YOU TOLD THEM THEY COULDN'T GO. 380 00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:47,360 BOY, I LOVE BEING PHARAOH. 381 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,259 [ loud banging] 382 00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:51,709 YOU AGAIN? 383 00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:52,779 WHAT IS IT? 384 00:15:52,882 --> 00:15:54,436 YOU PROMISED WE COULD LEAVE. 385 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:56,127 I CHANGED MY MIND. 386 00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:56,886 OH, YEAH? 387 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:57,715 YEAH. 388 00:15:57,818 --> 00:15:59,165 WELL, IF YOU DON'T 389 00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:01,753 LET MY BABIES GO BY TOMORROW NIGHT 390 00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:05,343 SOMETHING REALLY, REALLYBAD'S GOING TO HAPPEN 391 00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,483 WORSER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE. 392 00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,589 WHAT HAPPENED, WAS IT THAT BAD? 393 00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:11,453 OY, WAS IT BAD... 394 00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:12,488 MOMMY! 395 00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,456 SO THIS IS WHERE EVERYONE WENT. 396 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:15,767 DON'T CLOSE THE... 397 00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:16,665 All: DOOR. 398 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:17,700 Chaz: IT DOESN'T OPEN 399 00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:18,839 FROM THE INSIDE. 400 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,463 GRANDPA BORIS IS TELLING A GREAT STORY. 401 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,637 IS THERE A FAX MACHINE HERE? 402 00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:27,641 SINCE PHARAOH HAD ONCE AGAIN REFUSED TO FREE THE HEBREWS 403 00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:29,885 MOSES BROUGHT ON ONE FINAL PLAGUE 404 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,198 MORE TERRIBLE THAN ALL THE OTHERS. 405 00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:36,236 HE ANNOUNCED THAT THE FIRSTBORN OF THE EVERY EGYPTIAN HOUSEHOLD 406 00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:38,687 WOULD BE TAKEN AWAY. 407 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,728 THOSE BABIES DON'T SCARE ME. 408 00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:48,248 TAKING AWAY THE FIRSTBORN. 409 00:16:48,352 --> 00:16:49,525 BIG DEAL. 410 00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:52,321 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 411 00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:58,258 [ phone rings] 412 00:16:58,362 --> 00:16:59,949 HELLO, PICKLES RESIDENCE. 413 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,675 DADDY, IT'S ME, PHARAOH. 414 00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:03,677 OH, HELLO, SWEETHEART. HOW'S EGYPT? 415 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,472 DADDY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 416 00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:07,371 OF COURSE, PHARAOH, HONEY, ANYTHING. 417 00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:11,720 YOU DIDN'T BY ANY CHANCE HAVE ANY OTHER KIDS BEFORE ME? 418 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,825 OF COURSE NOT, MY SPHINX. 419 00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:16,069 YOU'RE OUR FIRST AND ONLY. 420 00:17:16,173 --> 00:17:18,140 I SEE. THANK YOU, DADDY. 421 00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:20,384 I THINK I'M IN TROUBLE. 422 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,388 NOW, LISTEN, GUYS. 423 00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,942 TONIGHT, A PLAGUE WILL HIT EVERY EGYPTIAN HOUSE 424 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,737 AND TAKE AWAY THEIR FIRSTBORN CHILD. 425 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,910 WHAT ABOUT PHIL? 426 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:31,119 HE'S FIRSTBORN. 427 00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:32,810 NO, YOU'RE THE FIRSTBORN, LILLIAN. 428 00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:33,811 NO, YOU. 429 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:35,261 YOU! YOU! 430 00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:36,434 GUYS! 431 00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:39,472 DON'T WORRY, ALL'S US BABIES GOT TO DO 432 00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,543 IS PUT A RED MARK ON OUR DOORS. 433 00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:43,476 WHEN THEY COME FOR FIRSTBORNS 434 00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:45,788 OUR HOUSES WILL BE PASSED OVER. 435 00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:48,170 MUST BE WHY THEY CALL THIS PASSOVER. 436 00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:49,344 HEY, MOSES 437 00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:52,381 YOUR DOORWAY HAD A BIG RED SMUDGE ON IT. 438 00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:53,934 BUT I CLEANED IT UP. 439 00:17:54,038 --> 00:17:55,798 [ sighs] 440 00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:02,771 I AIN'T SCARED OF THAT FIRSTBORN JUNK, CYNTHIA. 441 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,187 NO ONE'S TAKING ME ANYWHERE. 442 00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:07,810 NOPE, I'M NOT WORRIED ONE BIT. 443 00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:08,811 [ gasps] 444 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,261 [ loud banging] 445 00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:11,918 WHO IS IT? 446 00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,368 IS ANYONE THERE? 447 00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:16,302 IT'S THEM, CYNTHIA. 448 00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,580 THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE ME AWAY. 449 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,410 [ panting] 450 00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:23,136 [ yelps] 451 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,620 [ grunting] 452 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,001 [ panting] 453 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,936 I HOPE THIS LAST PLAGUE WORKS, MOSES, I REALLY DO. 454 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:31,110 AH! 455 00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:32,214 PHARAOH! 456 00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:33,215 OKAY, YOU CAN GO. 457 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:35,044 CALL OFF THIS FIRSTBORN THING. 458 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,045 I DON'T KNOW. 459 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,599 LAST TIME WE MADE A DEAL 460 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:39,048 YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND. 461 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,464 THAT WAS JUST A JOKE. 462 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,811 YOU COULD TAKE A JOKE, RIGHT, MOSES? 463 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,331 NOW, CALL OFF THIS FIRSTBORN THING 464 00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:48,679 AND I'LL LET YOU AND ALL YOUR BABY FRIENDS GO. 465 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,163 PHARAOH, IT'S A DEAL. 466 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:53,753 SO THEY SET OUT WITH ALL THEIR POSSESSIONS 467 00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:55,789 AND BEGAN TO MARCH OUT OF EGYPT. 468 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,032 CHUCKIE, I'M HUNGRY. 469 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,586 HOW ABOUT SOME OF THAT BREAD YOU BAKED? 470 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,624 CHUCKIE, LOOK AT THIS BREAD. 471 00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:03,728 IT'S FLAT. 472 00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:05,730 BUT I FOLLOWED THE RECIPE EXACTLY. 473 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,456 WHAT COULD HAVE GONE WRONG? 474 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,458 YOU DIDN'T FORGET TO PUT YEAST 475 00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:10,873 IN THE DOUGH, DID YOU? 476 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:11,874 OOPS. 477 00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:13,704 NOW ALL'S WE HAVE TO EAT 478 00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:15,223 IS THIS FLAT BREAD. 479 00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,259 HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 480 00:19:17,363 --> 00:19:18,985 WE JUST INVENTED MATZA. 481 00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:20,918 SO THAT'S WHY WE EAT MATZA. 482 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:23,576 AND THAT'S WHY I CAN'T HAVE COOKIES. 483 00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:24,646 EXACTLY! 484 00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:26,855 THIS MATZA, WHAT IS ITS MEANING? 485 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,028 [ clearing throat] 486 00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:29,029 WHAT IS IT NOW? 487 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,928 YOU JUST READ THAT PART, STU. 488 00:19:31,031 --> 00:19:32,999 LOOK, I CAN'T LEAD A SEDER. 489 00:19:33,102 --> 00:19:34,034 I'M NOT BORIS. 490 00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:35,450 BORIS? 491 00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:38,038 STU, NOW YOU MADE MY MOTHER CRY. [ crying] 492 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:39,385 I'M SORRY, MINKA. 493 00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:40,386 IT'S JUST... 494 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:42,181 HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? 495 00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:46,702 SO, THE HEBREWS PACKED UP AND FLED EGYPT. 496 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:50,119 BUT MEANWHILE, PHARAOH WAS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS. 497 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,983 BRING ME SOME REPTAR CEREAL. 498 00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:53,053 UH, MISS PHARAOH 499 00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:54,848 MA'AM, WE'RE ALL OUT. 500 00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:57,506 OUT?! HOW CAN WE BE OUT OF REPTAR CEREAL? 501 00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:58,887 WELL, THE SLAVE BABY 502 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,890 WHO'S SUPPOSED TO GET THE CEREAL EVERY MORNING 503 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,409 WAS SET FREE. 504 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:05,549 WELL, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME 505 00:20:05,652 --> 00:20:08,655 WHAT MORON SET FREE THE REPTAR CEREAL SLAVE? 506 00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:09,829 UH, YOU DID. 507 00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:11,624 OH, YEAH. WELL, FORGET HIM. 508 00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:13,798 I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF GOAT'S MILK. 509 00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:16,456 UM, YOU LET THE MILK SLAVE GO FREE, TOO. 510 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,633 OKAY, IN THAT CASE, I'LL JUST HAVE A LONG, HOT BATH. 511 00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:25,154 I THREW OUT THE BABY WITH THE BATH WATER, TOO? 512 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,123 THAT'S IT! GET MY CHARIOT! 513 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,643 WE'RE GOING AFTER THOSE BABIES. 514 00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:35,613 LOOK, MOSES, IN FRONT OF US. 515 00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:37,512 Phil: THE OCEAN. 516 00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:40,169 GREAT, ALL THIS WAY FOR A DEAD END. 517 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,171 NOW WE GOT TO TURN AROUND. 518 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,172 [ gasps] 519 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,450 PHARAOH! 520 00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:47,107 I'VE GOT YOU NOW, BABIES! 521 00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:48,764 DO SOMETHING QUICK, MOSES. 522 00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:49,938 COME ON, MOSES. 523 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,009 ER, UM... 524 00:20:52,112 --> 00:20:53,459 THERE YOU ARE. 525 00:20:53,562 --> 00:20:56,772 [ all talking at once] 526 00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:58,878 [ yells]: QUIET! 527 00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:02,226 I WANT TO HEAR THE END OF THE STORY. 528 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,572 SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY. 529 00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:06,817 NOW, THE HEBREWS WERE AT THE EDGE OF THE RED SEA 530 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,338 THE OCEAN IN FRONT OF THEM, AND PHARAOH'S ARMY BEHIND. 531 00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:12,271 MOSES HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 532 00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:14,342 HE WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 533 00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,413 I HOPE THIS WORKS. 534 00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:21,383 [ cheering] 535 00:21:24,628 --> 00:21:26,837 WOW, NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING. 536 00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:29,253 GET THE LEAD OUT! 537 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,258 HEH-HEH, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD. 538 00:21:41,265 --> 00:21:44,751 [ screams] 539 00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:46,788 [ cheering] 540 00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:48,859 Chuckie: YOU'RE A HERO, MOSES. 541 00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:51,862 YOU LED THE BABIES TO FREEDOM. 542 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,418 GREAT, CYNTHIA. 543 00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:59,456 ANOTHER FINE MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN US INTO. 544 00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:00,491 HEY! 545 00:22:00,595 --> 00:22:02,113 SO, EVERY YEAR AT PASSOVER 546 00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:05,669 WE HAVE A CEREMONY CALLED A SEDER TO CELEBRATE MOSES 547 00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:08,499 LEADING THE HEBREWS OUT OF EGYPT TO FREEDOM. 548 00:22:08,603 --> 00:22:10,156 WOW, WHAT A NEAT HOLIDAY. 549 00:22:10,259 --> 00:22:12,400 I FEEL BAD FOR PHARAOH, THOUGH. 550 00:22:12,503 --> 00:22:15,437 SHALL WE HEAD DOWNSTAIRS AND FINISH THE SEDER? 551 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,645 FINISH THE SEDER? 552 00:22:16,749 --> 00:22:19,372 I JUST TOLD THE ENTIRE STORY OF PASSOVER. 553 00:22:19,476 --> 00:22:20,649 I SAY WE EAT. 554 00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:23,169 MINKA MAKES THE BEST MATZA BALL SOUP 555 00:22:23,272 --> 00:22:24,446 THIS SIDE OF MINSK. 556 00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:26,862 BORIS, YOU'RE MAKING ME FLUSH. 557 00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:27,967 [ wind gusts] 558 00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:29,486 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 559 00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:32,661 HAVE A SEAT, I'LL TELL ANOTHER PASSOVER STORY. 560 00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:35,043 ABOUT THE HEBREWS WANDERING THE DESERT 561 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,079 BEFORE REACHING THE PROMISED LAND? 562 00:22:37,183 --> 00:22:38,287 NO, NO, NO, NO. 563 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,980 ABOUT HOW MY UNCLE SIMON AND AUNT RIVA MET 564 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:43,362 AT THE SEDER OF PINCUS THE TAILOR. 565 00:22:43,465 --> 00:22:47,158 THIS WAS BACK IN THE SHTETL IN SMOLENSK-- OY, WAS IT COLD! 566 00:22:47,262 --> 00:22:50,576 ANYWAY, UNCLE SIMON WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE 567 00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:53,441 BUT HIS WAGON WHEEL BROKE ON A COBBLESTONE 568 00:22:53,544 --> 00:22:55,443 AND HE HAD TO STAY THE NIGHT. 569 00:22:55,546 --> 00:22:57,410 NOW AUNT RIVA WAS... 570 00:22:58,929 --> 00:23:01,656 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] 571 00:23:07,247 --> 00:23:10,665 [Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 38755

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