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[ gasps]
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[ Chuckie snoring]
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[ yawning]
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MY BLANKY.
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MY PILLOW.
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MY CRIB.
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IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER
THAN THIS.
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CHUCKIE, YOU'RE AWAKE.
GOOD.
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TODAY'S THE DAY
YOU GET A BIG SURPRISE.
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CHUCKIE, IT'S YOUR
LITTLE FRIENDS.
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STAY HERE AND PLAY
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WHILE I SET UP
YOUR BIG SURPRISE.
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THANKS FOR COMING
TO HELP, YOU GUYS.
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I'M NO GOOD AT THIS
DO-IT-YOURSELF STUFF.
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NO PROBLEM, CHAZ.
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I LIKE BUILDING THINGS.
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OF COURSE I PREFER WORKING
WITH BRICKS AND CEMENT.
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[ yawning]
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH CHUCKIE?
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YEAH. I'VE NEVER
SEEN HIM SO HAPPY.
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MAYBE HE'S SICK.
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MAYBE HE'S SLEEPY.
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MAYBE HE EATED
A BAD CRAYON.
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NO, NO, NO. IT'S THAT...
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[ yawning:]
I JUST GOT UP
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FROM MY FAVORITEST PLACE
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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MY CRIB.
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BOY, OH, BOY,
DO I LOVE MY CRIB.
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THAT'S WHERE I TALK
TO MY STUFFED "AMINALS"
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BEFORE I TAKE MY NAP.
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IT'S WHERE I SLEEP
AND DREAM MY LITTLE DREAMS.
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IT'S WHERE I LAY
IN THE MORNING
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AND MAKE NOISES
TILL MY DAD COMES IN.
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AHH... MY CRIB.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
WITHOUT IT.
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[ women groaning]
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SO, UH, CHUCKIE
DOESN'T KNOW
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HE'S GETTING A BED?
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NO. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
A NICE SURPRISE.
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LIPSCHITZ SAYS YOU SHOULD
ALWAYS TALK TO A CHILD
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BEFORE SWITCHING HIM
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TO A NEW BED.
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TRUST ME, DIDI.
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CHUCKIE LOVES SURPRISES.
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AND WHEN I'M IN MY CRIB
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EVERYTHING LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
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BEHIND THOSE BARS
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I'M SAFE AND SOUND.
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THE WORLD IS MY TOASTER.
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CHUCKIE, IS THAT THE CRIB
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THAT HAS THE WIDE BARS
ON IT?
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AND THE TALL SIDES?
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AND THE PICTURE
OF THE PINK AND BLUE SHEEPS?
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YEP. THAT'S THE ONE. WHY?
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I THINK THE GROWNUPS
JUST CARRIED IT OUT IN PIECES.
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WHAT?!
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[ all panting]
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NO ONE TOOK
MY CRIB ANYWHERE!
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WHY WOULD SOMEONE
TAKE IT?
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YOU'LL SEE.
IT WILL BE IN MY ROOM.
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ALL COZY AND COMFY AND...
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[ screaming]
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[ Chuckie crying]
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WELL, I GUESS THE CHUCKSTER
FOUND HIS SURPRISE.
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OKAY NOW, CHUCKIE,
THIS IS A NEW THING
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AND YOU'RE FEELING
A LITTLE SCARED.
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BUT SOONER OR LATER
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EVERY KID MUST START
SLEEPING IN A BED
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SO NIGHTY-NIGHT.
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SLEEP TIGHT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY EXPECT ME
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TO SLEEP IN THIS THING.
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NO WALLS.
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NO SIDES.
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[ snorting sound]
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[ gasping]
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[ screams]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE.
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NO. THAT CAN'T BE.
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THINGS DON'T LIVE UNDER BEDS.
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THERE'S NOTHING LIVING
UNDER MY BED.
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NOTHING...
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AT ALL.
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[ deep voice:]
HIYA, CHUCKIE.
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[ screaming]
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CHUCKIE, CHUCKIE, WHAT'S WRONG?!
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IT'S OKAY, CHUCKIE.
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DON'T BE SCARED
OF YOUR BED.
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IT'S JUST
A BIG PERSON'S BED
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BECAUSE YOU'RE BECOMING
A BIG PERSON.
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IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME
AS YOUR OLD CRIB
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BUT IT DOESN'T
HAVE ANY SIDES.
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THAT'S ALL. OKAY?
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GOOD NIGHT, CHUCKIE.
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[ blowing kiss]
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YEAH. MY DAD'S RIGHT.
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THERE'S NOTHING SCARY
UNDER THE BED.
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I MEAN, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE
LIVING UNDER THE BED?
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UNLESS IT'S AN ELEPHANT
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OR A TROLL.
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OR A MONSTER.
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[ deep voice:]
NO.
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IT'S ME, CHUCKIE--
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THE MONSTER LIVING
UNDER YOUR BED.
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BUT MY DADDY SAYS
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THERE'S NOTHING SCARY
ABOUT THIS BED.
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HA! RIGHT.
WHAT DOES HE KNOW?
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HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SLEEP
IN THIS BED.
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HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME ON
DOWN HERE.
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I GOT CANDY.
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NO WAY.
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YOU'RE A MONSTER.
YOU'LL EAT ME.
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EAT YOU? ME?
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NOW WOULD I DO
A THING LIKE THAT?
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[ evil laughter]
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I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU,
MR. MONSTER
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'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT REAL.
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YOU'RE JUST MY IMAGINATION,
THAT'S ALL.
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THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS
AS MONSTERS.
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THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS
AS MONSTERS.
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THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS
AS MONSTERS.
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THERE'S NO SUCH...
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[ Chuckie screaming]
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SO, CHUCKIE
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HOW'S THE NEW BED
WORKING OUT?
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OOH, IT'S TERRIBLE,
JUST TERRIBLE.
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IT'S BIG AND WIDE
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AND DON'T HAVE NO SIDES
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AND, AND...
OH, YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME.
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SURE, WE WILL, CHUCKIE.
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THERE'S A MONSTER
LIVING UNDER MY BED!
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BUT, CHUCKIE,
THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.
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IT IS! IT IS!
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I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TRUE EYES!
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IT'S BIG AND GREEN
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AND IT'S GOT
A LONG ARM
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THAT WAS COMING UP
TO GET ME!
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BUT, CHUCKIE, THAT'S NOT
WHERE MONSTERS LIVE.
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THEY LIVE IN CAVES, SWAMPS,
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
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BUT THE ONE PLACE
THEY DON'T LIVE
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IS UNDER BEDS.
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CHUCKIE, DON'T LET
THOSE LITTLE BALDIES
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TELL YOU LIES.
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OF COURSE MONSTERS LIVE
UNDER BEDS.
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[ all gasping]
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REALLY, ANGELICA?
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SURE!
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THAT'S THEIR
FAVORITEST PLACE
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IN THE WORLD.
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I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
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I'M IN TROUBLE NOW.
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THAT'S NOT TRUE,
ANGELICA.
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THERE'S NO MONSTERS
UNDER BEDS.
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THAT'S WHAT POOR
BARNABY JONES THOUGHT.
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WHO'S THAT?
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OH, NOBODY.
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JUST A KID WHO LIVED
A FEW BLOCKS OVER FROM HERE--
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A KID WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE
THERE WAS ANY MONSTERS
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LIVING UNDER HIS BED NEITHER.
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UNTIL ONE NIGHT...
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Monster:
KNOCK, KNOCK.
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WHO'S THERE?
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BOO!
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BOO WHO?
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WHAT YOU CRYING ABOUT?
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I GOT CAKE AND ICE CREAM.
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CAKE AND ICE CREAM!
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OH, BOY!
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OH, NO!
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[ screaming]
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[ monster chomping]
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[ monster burps]
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AND THEY NEVER SAW
LITTLE BARNABY JONES AGAIN.
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SO REMEMBER
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THERE'S ONLY ONE
HIDING PLACE.
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UNDER THE COVERS.
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AND SOMETIMES THE MONSTERS
CAN EVEN GET YOU THERE.
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[ gasping]
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♪ CHUCKIE'S GOING TO GET EATED
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♪ EATED, EATED
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♪ CHUCKIE'S GOING TO GET EATED ♪
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♪ BY THE MONSTER
UNDER HIS BED. ♪
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AH, DON'T LISTEN
TO HER, CHUCKIE.
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YEAH. SHE'S A TERRIBLE SINGER.
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I'M DOOMED.
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NO, CHUCKIE.
I WON'T LET YOU BE A-SCARED
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AND YOU KNOW WHY?
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'CAUSE THERE'S NO MONSTERS
UNDER YOUR BED!
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SAY, CHARLES, MAYBE CHUCKIE
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WILL SLEEP BETTER
IF TOMMY STAYS OVER TONIGHT.
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THEY DO LOVE
THEIR LITTLE SLEEP OVERS.
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[ gulps]
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Charles:
GOOD NIGHT, CHUCKIE.
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GOOD NIGHT, TOMMY.
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SLEEP TIGHT.
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DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE.
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SEE, CHUCKIE,
THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
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YEAH. IT'S KIND
OF OKAY.
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I TOLD YOU
THERE WEREN'T NO MONSTERS.
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YEAH. MAYBE YOU WAS...
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Monster:
WRONG-A-ROONI!
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AHH! YOU HEAR THAT,
TOMMY?!
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HEAR WHAT?
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HEAR ME, HAPPY BOY.
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AHH! ANGELICA WAS RIGHT!
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THERE REALLY IS MONSTERS
UNDER THE BED! YUK!
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CHUCKIE, COME OUT
FROM UNDER THE COVERS.
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NO WAY, TOMMY!
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YOU HEARD ANGELICA.
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THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE
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I'M SAFE.
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[ grunting]
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COME ON, CHUCKIE.
COME ON.
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NO, TOMMY, NO!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
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CHUCKIE, LISTEN TO ME--
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YOU'VE GOT TO COME OUT
FROM UNDER THOSE COVERS.
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WHAT FOR?
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'CAUSE MONSTERS
AREN'T REAL
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AND YOU GOT TO LOOK
UNDER THE BED
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AND SHOW YOURSELF THAT.
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WHY?
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'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T
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YOU'LL BE A-SCARED OF THEM
FOREVER.
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IS THAT A PROBLEM?
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YOU'RE GOING TO GO
DOWN THERE
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LOOK THAT MONSTER
IN THE EYE
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AND PROVE HE ISN'T REAL.
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YOU'LL SAY,
"I'M CHUCKIE CRANDALL FINSTER
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AND I'M NOT A-SCARED!"
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YOU'RE RIGHT, TOMMY.
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I CAN'T BE SCARED
OF NO MONSTERS.
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NO MATTER
HOW BIG THEY ARE.
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RIGHT.
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NO MATTER
HOW UGLY THEY ARE.
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RIGHT.
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NO MATTER HOW SHARP
THEIR TEETH ARE.
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UH... RIGHT.
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I JUST WANT TO ASK ONE THING.
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WHAT'S THAT, CHUCKIE?
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PLEASE COME WITH ME.
PLEASE, PLEASE.
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DON'T MAKE ME GO ALONE.
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I'LL COME WITH YOU.
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AND YOU'LL SEE
ONCE AND FOR ALL
247
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,568
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS MONSTERS!
248
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,658
I'LL GO FIRST.
249
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:15,745
YEAH. GOOD THINKING.
250
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:18,922
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
251
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,576
LOOK UNDER THE BED.
252
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,925
YOU FIRST.
253
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,492
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S A-SCARED.
254
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,015
NO. YOU'RE THE GUEST.
255
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,627
OKAY, ON THREE,
WE'LL BOTH LOOK UNDER THE BED.
256
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:28,802
OKAY.
257
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:29,672
ONE...
258
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,673
ONE...
259
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:31,674
TWO...
260
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:31,761
TWO...
261
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,330
WHAT COMES AFTER TWO?
262
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,158
THREE!
263
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,507
YEAH.
264
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,377
NOTHING THERE, RIGHT?
265
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,423
UH, RIGHT.
266
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,381
[ both screaming]
267
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,603
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON
IN HERE?
268
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,952
CHUCKIE, TOMMY
269
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,172
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING DOWN...
270
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:52,608
HEY... MY SWEATER.
271
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,872
I WONDERED
WHERE THIS THING WENT.
272
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,221
I MUST HAVE LEFT IT DOWN HERE
273
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,093
WHEN WE WERE PUTTING
THE BED TOGETHER.
274
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,485
IS THIS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
275
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:01,965
SCARED OF, CHUCKIE?
276
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,488
I KNOW IT'S
SCARY SOMETIMES
277
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,447
TO BE ALONE
IN YOUR ROOM AT NIGHT
278
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,536
BUT BELIEVE ME
279
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,538
THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE SCARED OF.
280
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,496
THERE'S NOTHING UNDER YOUR BED.
281
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,716
NO ELEPHANTS, NO TROLLS.
282
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,152
THERE'S THE OCCASIONAL
LINT BALL
283
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,327
BUT THEY'RE HARMLESS.
284
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,156
YOU'RE ALWAYS SAFE IN YOUR BED.
285
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,027
NIGHTY-NIGHT, BOYS.
286
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,202
SWEET DREAMS.
287
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:27,164
SEE, CHUCKIE, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.
288
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,036
YEAH, I GUESS YOU WAS RIGHT.
289
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,125
THIS BED ISN'T SO BAD.
290
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,909
IN FACT,
I KIND OF LIKE IT.
291
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:36,304
YOU KNOW, I THINK
THIS MIGHT BE THE START
292
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:39,350
OF A BEAUTIFUL
FRIENDSHIP.
293
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,962
WELL, NIGHT TOMMY.
294
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:51,406
WELL, MAYBE THERE'S STILL A
COUPLE OF PROBLEMS.
295
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,208
WHY'S IT RAINING
296
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,123
IN YOUR LIVING ROOM?
297
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,778
I THOUGHT THE RAIN'S
SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE.
298
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,476
JUST LUCKY, I GUESS.
299
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,915
YOU KNOW, CHAZ, YOUR HOUSE
300
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,917
COULD USE A LITTLE SPRUCING UP.
301
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,006
THE PLACE IS FALLING APART.
302
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,922
EVEN THE TERMITES
ARE BEGINNING TO COMPLAIN.
303
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,880
HEY, I'M A FINALIST
304
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,883
IN THE AMERICAN
DUNDERHEAD SWEEPSTAKES!
305
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,843
EVERYBODY'S A FINALIST
IN THOSE STUPID CONTESTS.
306
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,149
THIS IS THE ONLY SWEEPSTAKES
307
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,108
WITH PAT SAJAK'S PICTURE ON IT.
308
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,806
I COULD WIN ONE, FIVE,
OR TEN MILLION DOLLARS.
309
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:44,851
AW, WISE UP, CHAZ.
310
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,244
NOBODY WINS THOSE THINGS.
311
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:50,508
EVER HEARD OF MARY ELLEN HEALEY
OF ENDICOTT, NEW YORK
312
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,032
OR MIKE JASKO
OF DAYTON, OHIO?
313
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,903
CAN'T SAY I HAVE.
314
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,905
WELL, THEY WON
TEN MILLION DOLLARS
315
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,472
AND I COULD BE NEXT.
316
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,304
Man:
ISN'T IT GREAT?
317
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,219
WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE
318
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,569
THIS GUY'S DREAMS COME TRUE.
319
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,223
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
320
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,877
WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
321
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,531
TO VISIT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
THIS SUMMER.
322
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,578
THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN GOING
SO WELL AT DADDY'S OFFICE.
323
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:17,666
[ doorbell chiming]
324
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,972
HOPE IT'S NOT BILL COLLECTORS.
325
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,802
ARE YOU CHARLES FINSTER?
326
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,629
[ gasps]
327
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:25,979
DO YOU KNOW WHO IAM?
328
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,763
[ stammering]
329
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,592
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M TV PERSONALITY PAT SAJAK.
330
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:33,073
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHY I SHOULD BE HERE
331
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,336
AT YOUR HOME,
446 BRAINTREE LANE?
332
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:41,559
[ shouting:]
BECAUSE YOU'VE JUST WON
TEN MILLION DOLLARS!
333
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,257
THAT'S RIGHT--
TEN MILLIONDOLLARS.
334
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:44,867
YOU'RE THE WINNER
335
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,826
OF THE AMERICAN
DUNDERHEAD SWEEPSTAKES.
336
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,531
WHAT'S GOING ON?
337
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,489
I THINK
WE'RE GOING AWAY.
338
00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,534
GREAT! WHERE WE GOING?
339
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,884
NOT YOU AND ME-- ME AND MY DAD
340
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,321
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING
341
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,497
BUT WE MIGHT BE
GOING THERE FOREVER.
342
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,848
FOREVER?! HOW COME?
343
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:13,156
I DON'T KNOW, BUT MY DAD'S
BEEN ACTING REAL STRANGE.
344
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,942
HE GOT ALL THESE FUNNY
NEW CLOTHES AND STUFF
345
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,553
AND HE EVEN TALKS DIFFERENT.
346
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,859
THE BONDS ARE 100% TAX-FREE.
347
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,686
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO RISK.
348
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:22,862
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
349
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,864
I SHOULD PUT SOME DOUGH IN.
350
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:28,824
ACTUALLY, THERE'S A $50,000
MINIMUM INVESTMENT.
351
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,349
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE I'D
BETTER KEEP MY ASSETS LIQUID.
352
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,961
DON'T WORRY.
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO
353
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:38,181
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO,
WE'LL BE BESTEST FRIENDS.
354
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,140
I HOPE SO, TOMMY.
355
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,533
I HOPE SO.
356
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:43,970
GUESS I'LL SEE
YOU AROUND.
357
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:53,893
[ engine starting up]
358
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,549
NO MORE LEAKY ROOFS
359
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,247
NO MORE BILL COLLECTORS.
360
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,379
YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE TOYS
YOU COULD EVER WANT.
361
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,772
WE'VE GOT IT MADE.
362
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,165
WE'VE REALLY GOT IT MADE.
363
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,428
AND YOU DON'T KNOW
364
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,386
WHERE HE'S GONE?
365
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,040
NOPE, BUT I SURE MISS HIM.
366
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,781
DON'T YOU KNOW
367
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,174
WHAT'S HAPPENED
TO CHUCKIE?
368
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:15,610
CHUCKIE IS RICH.
369
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,220
WHAT'S "RICH"?
370
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:18,918
"RICH" IS WHEN YOU
GOT LOTS OF MONEY.
371
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,832
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
372
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,705
CHUCKIE'S PROBABLY SWIMMING
IN A POOL OF ICE CREAM.
373
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,881
NAH, HE'D BE TOO SCARED.
374
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,144
YOU CAN PAY OTHERS
TO BE SCARED FOR YOU.
375
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,321
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO HANG AROUND
WITH BABIES LIKE YOU.
376
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,193
NO, ANGELICA.
377
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,631
HE'D STILL BE OUR FRIEND
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED.
378
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,546
YOU'RE WRONG, TOMMY.
379
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,678
THE RICH ARE DIFFERENT
FROM YOU AND ME.
380
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,029
WE COULD PLAY
381
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,900
WITH THE ELECTRONIC
DINOSAUR ACTION FIGURES
382
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,989
OR THE RACE CARS
383
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,904
OR WE COULD PLAY
WITH REPTAR-TRON.
384
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,253
WHAT DO YOUWANT TO DO?
385
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:51,602
THORG HUNGRY.
386
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,213
THORG WANT TO EAT.
387
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,997
AW.
388
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,825
THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.
389
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,087
CHUCKIE?
390
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,046
HIYA. I JUST FINISHED
WORKING OUT
391
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,917
WITH MY PERSONAL TRAINER.
392
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,876
HE SAYS MY SERVE
IS REALLY GETTING FORMIDABLE.
393
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:08,054
SO, UH... WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO OVER TO THE TOY PALACE
394
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,882
AND GET SOME MORE TOYS?
395
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,798
I GUESS MAYBE YOU'VE GOT
ALL THE TOYS THERE ARE.
396
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,931
HEY, I'VE GOT IT.
397
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,934
WHY NOT CALL STU AND SEE
WHAT OUR FRIENDS ARE UP TO?
398
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,457
Stu:
I DON'T KNOW.
399
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,068
I'M JUST AFRAID
400
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,505
I'LL USE THE WRONG SPOON
OR SOMETHING.
401
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,202
THIS IS CHAZ.
402
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,683
HE'S NOT GOING TO CARE
WHAT SPOON YOU USE.
403
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,032
MONEY CHANGES PEOPLE.
404
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,252
YOU'RE BEING RIDIC... WOW!
405
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,037
YOU SURE THIS
IS THE PLACE, STU?
406
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:35,603
YEAH. LOOK.
407
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,000
NOBERT?
408
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,479
Didi:
I DIDN'T THINK
409
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:43,741
HEHAD A MIDDLE NAME.
410
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:44,220
Stu:
MAYBE HE BOUGHT ONE.
411
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,010
I TOLD YOU
HE'S CHANGED.
412
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,663
THAT'S THE BUTLER.
413
00:16:56,841 --> 00:17:00,410
SO I SLIPPED THE SENATOR
A FEW BILLS AND SAID
414
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,457
"JUST THINK OF ME
AS A CONCERNED CITIZEN."
415
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:04,936
[ chuckles]
416
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,025
OH, STU! DIDI!
417
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,765
SO GOOD OF YOU TO COME.
418
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,028
PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
419
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,246
JENKINS,
TAKE TOMMY HERE
420
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,509
UP TO YOUNG CHARLES' ROOM.
421
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,819
JENKINS IS A WONDER
WITH CHILDREN.
422
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,429
SO, NICE PLACE
YOU'VE GOT HERE.
423
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,910
I'M AFRAID I PAID
RATHER TOO MUCH FOR IT
424
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,217
BUT YOU KNOW
HOW THESE THINGS ARE.
425
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,262
[ laughs nervously]
426
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,090
DIDI, I MUST SHOW YOU
MY NEW GLASS ELEPHANT.
427
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:29,831
IT'S ONE OF A KIND.
428
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,053
Phil:
WOW, TOMMY!
429
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,098
YOU GOT TWO POINTS.
430
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,012
A NEW RECORD!
431
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,840
NOW IT'S MY TURN.
432
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,276
HEY, YOU GUYS!
433
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,670
WANT TO PLAY ROLL THE BALL?
434
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,674
GUYS...
435
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,328
GUYS...
436
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,895
YOU GUYS...
437
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,114
GIVE ME THAT!
438
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,550
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
439
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,291
IF YOU GUYS WON'T PLAY
WITH ME
440
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,945
YOU WON'T PLAY
WITH MY TOYS NEITHER!
441
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,381
SO, THIS IS IT, HUH?
442
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,296
I GOT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT.
443
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:01,776
YOU'VE DONE ALL RIGHT
FOR YOURSELF.
444
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,125
I HAVE?
445
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,387
I ALWAYS SAID
446
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:05,997
CHUCKIE HAD SOMETHING
ON THE BALL
447
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,129
AND THIS PROVES IT.
448
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,088
YOU'VE GOT MORE TOYS THAN ME.
449
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,089
I DO?
450
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,829
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
451
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,266
YOU'RE ASKING ME?
452
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,311
IT WOULDN'T BE
VERY NICE OF ME
453
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,139
TO MAKE YOU DO
WHAT I WANTED TO DO
454
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,186
JUST BECAUSE I'M AN EENSY-WEENSY
LITTLE BIT BIGGER.
455
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:24,146
DID I MENTION THOSE NEW GLASSES
LOOK REALLY GREAT ON YOU?
456
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,669
[ laughing]
457
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,280
"I MAY NOT KNOW ART
458
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,325
BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE."
459
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,153
OH, THAT'S RICH,
CHAZ.
460
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,416
IF I MAY, I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
461
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,202
THE PROSPECTUS
ON THIS NEW VENTURE.
462
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:40,293
THEIR CONCEPT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE
PERSONAL HYGIENE IN AMERICA
463
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:43,470
AND I CAN GET YOU IN
ON THE GROUND FLOOR.
464
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:44,471
I GIVE YOU... THE EAR-WHIZZ!
465
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,134
ARE YOU SURE YOU LIKE
THIS GAME, ANGELICA?
466
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:56,483
YOU NEVER USED TO.
467
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:59,225
LIKE IT? I LOVEIT.
468
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:03,229
HOW COME CHUCKIE DOESN'T WANT US
TO PLAY WITH HIS TOYS?
469
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,579
IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH HIS BEING RICH.
470
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,973
WHY WOULD HAVING LOTS OF MONEY
MAKE YOU DIFFERENT?
471
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,801
YEAH, I HAD
A NICKEL ONCE
472
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,239
AND I DIDN'T FEEL
ANY DIFFERENT AT ALL.
473
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,023
ANGELICA
474
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,068
HOW COME TOMMY AND PHIL AND LIL
475
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,157
ARE ACTING SO STRANGE?
476
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,029
THEM? THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS.
477
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,552
JEALOUS? WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
478
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,772
IT MEANS YOU GOT
THIS GREAT STUFF
479
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:25,903
AND THEY WANT IT.
480
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,557
OH.
481
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,647
ANGELICA, ARE YOU JUST
BEING NICE TO ME
482
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,736
'CAUSE I GOT LOTS OF NEW TOYS
483
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,348
AND 'CAUSE MY DADDY
HAS TEN MILLION DOLLARS?
484
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,524
OF COURSE THAT'S WHY.
485
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,352
YOU DIDN'T THINK
I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU
486
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,353
DID YOU?
487
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,050
NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT
488
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,660
TO PLAY NEXT?
489
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,445
THIS IS
THE BEST INVESTMENT
490
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,098
YOU'LL EVER MAKE.
491
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,361
YOU'RE SURE IT'S SAFE?
492
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,362
IT'S A SURE THING.
493
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,754
IN FIVE YEARS
494
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,582
THE EAR-WHIZZ
WILL BE CONSIDERED
495
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,629
AS INDISPENSABLE
AS THE ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH.
496
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,066
"I MAY NOT KNOW ART,
BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE."
497
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,502
WHO'S HE KIDDING?
498
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,765
NOW, YOU DIDN'T REALLY
GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
499
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,593
YOU WERE READY
TO POUNCE ON HIM
500
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,421
THE MINUTE YOU
WALKED IN THE DOOR.
501
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,031
HE'S CHANGED--
502
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,208
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
503
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:10,992
Chaz:
I'M SORRY, DREW.
504
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,472
YOU WERE SAYING..?
505
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,473
The ear-whizz company.
506
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,475
THE EAR-WHIZZ COMPANY.
507
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,259
ARE YOU SURE
IT'S WISE FOR US
508
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,869
TO BE PUTTING IN
MORE MONEY?
509
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,306
Absolutely.
510
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,090
WELL, OKAY, WHATEVER YOU THINK.
511
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:23,874
BYE. I DIDN'T REALIZE
512
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,703
BEING RICH
WOULD BE SO MUCH WORK.
513
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,270
I THINK YOU'LL LIKE
THIS PRESCHOOL.
514
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,577
MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE SEND
515
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,797
THEIR CHILDREN HERE,
LIKE PAT SAJAK.
516
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,973
SHALL WE ASK THE NEW KID
TO PLAY?
517
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,541
Boy:
FINSTER? NO, HE'S
NOT REALLY OUR TYPE.
518
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,151
NEW MONEY, YOU KNOW.
519
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:40,848
VERY COMMON.
520
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,599
Drew:
CHARLES, WE NEED TO TALK.
521
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,078
OF COURSE, DREW.
522
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,689
HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR.
523
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,647
THANKS. IT'S ABOUTTHE EAR-WHIZZ.
524
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,301
I'M TIRED
OF TALKING BUSINESS.
525
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:00,868
WHAT DO YOU SAY
526
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:01,912
WE HAVE A GAME
OF TENNIS...
527
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,697
CHAZ!
528
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,960
THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT
FINANCIAL REVERSAL.
529
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:09,093
THE EAR-WHIZZ ACTUALLY
INCREASESWAXY BUILDUP
530
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:10,660
IN THE EAR CANAL.
531
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,880
THE COMPANY...
KIND OF WENT BANKRUPT.
532
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:16,231
HOW MUCH OF MY MONEY DID YOU PUT
INTO THIS COCKAMAMIE THING?
533
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:17,101
ABOUT HALF.
534
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,059
WHAT?!
535
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:18,973
JUST KIDDING.
536
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:19,843
[ sighs]
537
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:20,931
ACTUALLY, NEARLY ALL OF IT.
538
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,019
[ whimpers]
539
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,586
SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA
540
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:24,718
AT THE TIME.
541
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,807
[ gagging]
542
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,548
[ retching]
543
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,071
YOU WANT
TO PLAY BALL?
544
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:32,856
WITH YOU? HA! WAKE UP
AND SMELL THE OATMEAL.
545
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,076
YOU'RE NOT RICH ANYMORE.
546
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,339
DID YOU HEAR WHAT MY DADDY SAID?
547
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:38,993
THE MONEY'S ALL GONE.
548
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,299
RIDE'S OVER. FINITO.KAPUT.
549
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:41,735
WOW.
550
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:44,041
HERE, WANT SOME CAVIAR?
551
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,566
TO KEEP ANYTHING,
WE'LL HAVE TO ACT FAST.
552
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,002
THIS HOUSE,
ALL THIS STUFF--
553
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,612
YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF IT.
554
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,397
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
555
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:56,793
YOU'LL HAVE TO MOVE
OUT OF YOUR HOUSE
556
00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:59,579
AND LEAVE THAT FANCY-PANTS
DAY-CARE CENTER
557
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:03,322
AND ALL YOUR NEW TOYS HAVE
TO GO BACK TO THE STORE.
558
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,888
WOW.
559
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,325
NOT MY ELEPHANT!
560
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:07,891
I'LL NEVER GIVE UP
MY GLASS ELEPHANT!
561
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,676
I KNOW. I'LL CALL PAT SAJAK.
562
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,591
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
563
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:12,853
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
564
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:14,333
IT'S OVER.
565
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,901
STU!
566
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,816
HIYA, NEIGHBOR.
567
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,253
LISTEN, STU, I'M SORRY
I ACTED LIKE SUCH A JERK
568
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:23,733
WHEN I WAS RICH.
569
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,561
I'M THE ONE WHO HAD A PROBLEM.
570
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:26,823
MAYBE I WAS JEALOUS.
571
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,956
SO YOUR MONEY'S
ALL GONE, HUH?
572
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:30,958
THERE'S ENOUGH LEFT
TO FIX THE ROOF
573
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,525
AND I DID GET TO KEEP
574
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,265
THE GLASS ELEPHANT.
575
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:35,310
TOMMY?
576
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,138
HI, CHUCKIE.
577
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:39,140
I'M SORRY
YOU'RE NOT RICH ANYMORE.
578
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:41,882
DON'T BE. BEING RICH
ISN'T ALL THAT GREAT.
579
00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:43,710
WON'T YOU MISS
THE BIG HOUSE, TOYS
580
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,190
AND SWIMMING POOL
FULL OF ICE CREAM?
581
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:49,759
NAH. NOT AS MUCH AS I MISSED
BEING REGULAR OLD CHUCKIE.
582
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,457
IT'S GOOD
TO HAVE YOU BACK.
583
00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:53,502
Stu:
IT ISA NICE ELEPHANT, CHAZ.
584
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:54,677
[ glass breaking]
585
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,200
[ Chaz screaming]
586
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:57,767
Stu:
OOPS.
587
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:08,822
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