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[ snoring]
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[ gasps]
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[ kids laughing]
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
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Man:
With Clyde gone to get us some
more pork rinds and cream cheese
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I lowered my line into the lake
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with nothing but a bare hook
on the end.
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Well, danged
if I didn't feel a bite.
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And it wasn't just any old bite,
it was a bii-ii-ite.
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I knew right then
I had snagged me a walla pike.
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[ snoring]
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[ gasps]
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NO, NO,
NO, HONEY.
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DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT FOCUSING SO
CLOSELY ON IMAGES
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CAN PERMANENTLY DAMAGE
YOUR VISION?
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HEY, HOLD YOUR HORSES,
I WAS WATCHING THAT.
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SORRY, POP
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BUT THIS COULD BE
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THE MOST IMPORTANT
HALF HOUR OF MY LIFE.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK
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TO SEE CORKY LAND
THAT WALLA PIKE.
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COME ON, POP, IF DIDI
WINS ON SUPER STUMPERS
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WE COULD BE THE PROUD OWNERS
OF A FABULOUS NEW DINETTE SET.
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BUT WHAT DIFFERENCE
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DOES IT MAKE IF SHE
WATCHES ONE MORE SHOW?
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SHE KNOWS
ALL THE ANSWERS.
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OH, POP, I DON'T KNOW
ALLTHE ANSWERS.
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BESIDES, I HAVE
TO STUDY MY COMPETITION.
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BETTY SAYS THE KEY TO VICTORY
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IS FINDING
YOUR OPPONENT'S WEAK SPOT
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AND ATTACKING IT LIKE
A RABID JUNKYARD DOBERMAN.
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WELL, UM, OH,
LOOK, IT'S STARTING.
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Announcer:
This is Super Stumpers!
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And here's our host,
Mr. Alan Quebec.
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Good evening,
and welcome to another edition
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of Super Stumpers.
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You all remember
last nights's winner
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our physics professor
from Athens, Georgia
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Mr. Jarvis Brown.
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Our challenger tonight
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who lists
his occupation as "genius"
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is Mr. Edmund Haynes
of Philadelphia.
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Hello, Alan, hello, world.
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[ applause]
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"This Alabama river
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was the site
of the first..."
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That would be
the Tombigbee River, Alan.
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WOW!
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UH-OH.
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WELL, THAT DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING.
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HE WAS JUST LUCKY.
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Our next category is
Presidential Food Favorites.
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THERE'S NO WAY
HE'LL GET THIS ONE.
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"What was President
Nixon's favorite..."
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Ketchup and cottage cheese.
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Correct.
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Phosphoric acid,
of course, Alan.
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The 1952 St. Louis Cardinals...
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Unless I'm mistaken, Alan
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Thor Curley was
the Waldorf's first chef.
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The honeysuckle
is an azalea.
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Surely everyone
knows that.
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Fatty Arbuckle, Alan.
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An incredible performance.
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You've almost doubled
the highest score
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in Super Stumpershistory.
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I had no doubt, Alan.
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In fact, I expect to top
that mark on tomorrow's show.
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WELL, I GUESS WE
DON'T REALLY NEED
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A NEW DINETTE
SET AFTER ALL.
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YEAH, I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T
TAKE AWAY THE ONE WE GOT.
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LOOK, DEED,
IF YOU WANT TO, UH...
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GET SICK TOMORROW,
WE'LL ALL UNDERSTAND.
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NO, STU, I'LL BE THERE.
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NO SELF-APPOINTED GENIUS
IS GOING TO KEEP ME
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FROM THE GAME-SHOW
GLORY THAT IS MINE!
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YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO GIVE ME
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ALL THE PRESIDENTS' WIVES'
MAIDEN NAMES
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IN UNDER A MINUTE.
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OH, BETTY, I DON'T THINK
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I CAN FIT ANY MORE USELESS
TRIVIA INTO MY BRAIN.
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MAYBE I JUST DON'T HAVE
WHAT IT TAKES TO BEAT THAT GUY.
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COME ON, THINK
LIKE A CHAMPION.
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NOW, WHAT'S NEXT?
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OH, WELL, I AMA LITTLE RUSTY
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ON CHINESE MILITARY HISTORY.
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WHAT'S YOUR MOM
TRYING TO FIND
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IN THOSE BOOKS?
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AND WHY AREN'T THEY
TEARING OUT THE PAGES
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AND EATING THEM?
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I THINK THEY'RE READING.
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READING?
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WHY?
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I THINK MY
MOMMY'S TIRED.
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MAYBE SHE'S TRYING
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TO FIND A GOOD
BREADTIME STORY.
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HOW'S THE STUDYING
GOING, DEED?
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TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA, ALAN.
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OH, IT'S YOU, STU.
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MAYBE YOU BETTER
CALL IT QUITS
FOR THE NIGHT.
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I'LL JUST PUT
TOMMY TO BED.
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SAY, DEED...
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THAT SHOW TOMORROW.
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BUT IF YOU DO WIN
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WOULD YOU MIND REQUESTING
THE ANGLERMATIC TACKLE BOX?
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OH!
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NIGHT, NIGHT, SWEETIE.
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MOMMY LOVES YOU SO MUCH.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU
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IF I WIN SOME DUMB
OLD GAME, DOES IT?
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IT'S JUST THAT, WELL, I'VE NEVER
WON ANYTHING IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
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FOR ONCE I THOUGHT
I WAS GOING TO COME OUT ON TOP
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AND THEN ALONG COMES
THAT GENIUS.
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OH, WELL, I GUESS
I NEVER WILL FIND
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MY PLACE
IN THE SUN.
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GOOD NIGHT, TOMMY.
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Stu:
ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
A REAL TV STUDIO.
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AW, WHAT'S
THE BIG DEAL?
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RADIO WITH PICTURES,
IT'LL NEVER WORK.
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LOOK, THERE'S WUGGLES THE MULE.
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HEY, GUESS WHAT,
YOU GUYS.
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I THINK
I FOUND OUT
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WHAT MY MOM IS
TRYING TO FIND.
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WHAT?
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HER PLACE IN THE SUN.
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PLACE IN THE SUN?
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BUT TOMMY,
SHE'LL MELT.
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PEOPLE DON'T
MELT, LILLIAN.
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THEY GET SUMBERMED.
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MELT.
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GUYS, GUYS!
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I DON'T THINK SHE'S GOING
TO MELT OR GET SUMBERMED.
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BUT I DO THINK
SHE NEEDS OUR HELP.
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HEY, TOMMY, LOOKIT.
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THERE'S
YOUR MOMMY.
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WE GOT TO HELP
HER FIND THE SUN
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SO SHE CAN GET HER PLACE IN IT
AND BE HAPPY AGAIN.
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Announcer:
THIS IS SUPER STUMPERS.
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AND HERE'S OUR HOST,
MR. ALAN QUEBEC.
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GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO
ANOTHER MIND-EXPANDING EDITION
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OF SUPER STUMPERS.
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YOU ALL KNOW
EDMUND HAYNES
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FROM LAST NIGHT'S GAME
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SO LET ME INTRODUCE
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OUR CHALLENGER,
A SCHOOLTEACHER
AND MOTHER
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MRS. DIDI PICKLES.
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GOOD EVENING, ALAN.
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YOU SEE THAT?
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SHE'S A COBRA
READY TO STRIKE.
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
OUR CHALLENGER IS READY
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SO LET'S PLAY SUPER STUMPERS.
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"THE HIGHEST POINT
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IN AUSTRALIA..."
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MOUNT KOSCIUSKO,
ALAN
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7,316 FEET.
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"THIS SILENT FILM
STAR'S SISTER WAS..."
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CAPPY EPSTEIN, JR.
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THAT'S CORRECT, EDMUND.
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ANOTHER GOOD NIGHT FOR YOU.
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POOR DIDI--
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SHE HASN'T GOT A CHANCE.
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LOOK, YOU GUYS.
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THE SUN!
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"THIS FISH..."
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THAT WOULD
BE THE HALIBUT.
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CORRECT.
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Lil:
WHERE DID
IT GO, TOMMY?
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IF WE SPLIT UP
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WE COULD FIND
IT FASTER.
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GOOD IDEA, YOU
GUYS GO THAT WAY
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I'LL GO THIS WAY.
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"THIS AUTOMOTIVE TOOL
IS USED TO TIGHTEN BOLTS."
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WHAT IS
A TORQUE WRENCH?
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RIGHT, AND DIDI,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PHRASE IT
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AS A QUESTION.
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TORQUE WRENCH? HOW'D
SHE COME UP WITH THAT?
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BEATS ME.
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"THIS TINY INSECT
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IS NOTED..."
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THE TSETSE FLY.
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CORRECT.
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THAT'S ODD,
THESE DON'T TASTE LIKE GOATS.
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CUT, CUT.
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THE LINE IS "OATS,"
WUGGLES, "OATS"!
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NOT "GOATS."
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WOW!
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I CAN ONLY TALK
FOR A BIT
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I REALLY OUGHT TO BE
WATCHING THESE MONITORS.
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THEN AGAIN, WHAT COULD
POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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[ gasps]
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THE SUN!
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SO OUR CHALLENGER, DIDI PICKLES
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IS NOW WITHIN 50 POINTS
OF OUR CHAMPION.
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ALL RIGHT, DIDI.
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PRETTY EXCITING,
HUH, SPORT?
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[ gasps]
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THE KIDS!
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OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
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WHAT THE...
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UH, UH... "THIS DOCUMENT..."
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TREATY OF VERSAILLES!
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"THIS POP MUSIC STAR..."
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CHUBBY CHECKER!
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"THIS STRAIN OF..."
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STREPTOCOCCUS!
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"IN THE 17th..."
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THIRD LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS!
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"THE BOOK OF GENESIS..."
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MR. ARARAT!
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"IN WHAT NATION..."
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ZAIRE!
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ARUGULA!
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HENRY DAVID THOREAU!
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STEVE GARVEY!
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REPTAR ON ICE!
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THE VELVET
UNDERGROUND!
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ROSEMARY CLOONEY!
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UVULA!
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THE EDOMITES!
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MARION MICHAEL
MORRISON!
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BERMUDA GRASS!
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Tommy:
OH, NO, THE SUN!
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IT'S GONE!
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NO, JUDY, I'M SURE
THEY'RE RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE...
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THE WHIG PARTY, PINOCHLE,
THE PICKWICK PAPERS,MINT JULEP
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SUTTER'S MILL, ARISTOPHANES
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DICK VAN PATTEN,
MELLO YELLO
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ISLETS OF LANGERHANS
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WALTER GROPIUS,
BRIAN'S SONG
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MOLOTOV-RIBBENTROP!
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SORRY, TOMMY,
I DIDN'T SEE THE SUN AT ALL.
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ME NEITHER,
TOMMY.
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I SAW THE SUN, BUT IT WENT AWAY.
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Stu:
TOMMY!
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THERE YOU ARE!
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HEY, WUGGLES!
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LET'S GO, TOMMY.
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YOUR MOM'S ABOUT
TO WIN A FONDUE SET.
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YOU MEAN
STEWED PRUNES.
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OR WE COULD GET
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THE BUG ZAPPER.
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MILLARD FILLMORE.
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THAT'S IT, DIDI, YOU'VE
WON THE GAME AND THE MATCH
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FOR THE HIGHEST-POINT TOTAL
IN SUPER STUMPERSHISTORY.
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[ applause]
246
00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:10,462
SO WHAT'LL
IT BE, DIDI?
247
00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:11,429
THE DINETTE SET?
248
00:11:11,532 --> 00:11:12,913
THE ANGLERMATIC
TACKLE BOX?
249
00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:13,914
FONDUE SET?
250
00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:15,088
STEWED PRUNES?
251
00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:17,090
BUG ZAPPER?
TAKE YOUR PICK.
252
00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:20,921
WHAT ABOUT THAT GOLD-PLATED
DALMATIAN STATUARY?
253
00:11:21,025 --> 00:11:22,612
DALMATIAN?
254
00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:25,443
A FINE
CHOICE.
255
00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:27,963
WELL, THAT'S ALL
THE TIME WE HAVE LEFT.
256
00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,378
JOIN US
AGAIN TOMORROW
257
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,243
FOR ANOTHER EXCITING
GAME OF SUPER STUMPERS.
258
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:33,762
SHE FOUND IT!
259
00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:37,420
SHE FOUND HER PLACE
IN THE SUN.
260
00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:47,154
[ cheering and applause]
261
00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:06,242
[ bell tolling]
262
00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:14,147
OW!
263
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,563
HONEY, PLEASE.
264
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:18,910
OW, OOH, OOH!
265
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:21,326
NOW, YOU BE
A GOOD LITTLE BOY
266
00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,501
FOR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA.
267
00:12:23,604 --> 00:12:25,261
OUCH!
268
00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:27,747
BUY, DADDY, WHY CAN'T
I COME WITH YOU?
269
00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,921
SWEETIE, WE'D
LOVE TO TAKE YOU
270
00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:32,510
BUT MOMMY AND I NEED
SOME TIME ALONE
271
00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:35,099
TO... TO...
TO BUY YOU NEW PRESENTS.
272
00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:36,445
BUT I DON'T WANT
273
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,412
TO STAY AT THE
OLD PEOPLE'S HOUSE.
274
00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:40,760
IT'S DUSTY AND
SMELLS FUNNY.
275
00:12:40,863 --> 00:12:42,520
NOW, HONEY...
276
00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:44,211
IT'S ONLY FOR A FEW DAYS.
277
00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,489
BUT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE CABLE!
278
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:50,252
IT'S NOT GOING TO
BE SO BAD, ANGELICA.
279
00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,494
THEY'RE NICE.
280
00:12:51,598 --> 00:12:54,118
OH, YEAH?
WELL, YOU'LL SEE HOW NICE IT IS
281
00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,085
WHEN ALL THE GHOSTS COME OUT.
282
00:12:56,189 --> 00:12:57,604
HEH, HEH, HEH!
283
00:12:57,707 --> 00:12:58,812
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
284
00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:00,365
YOU'RE TEN MINUTES LATE.
285
00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:02,298
SO WHERE'S MY LITTLE DUMPLING?
286
00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:05,819
UMPH, DIDI, IS THIS
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY
287
00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,407
IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
288
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:08,891
OH, BUT HE'S SO THIN.
289
00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:11,273
WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING HIM,
THE RICE CAKES AGAIN?
290
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:12,826
HELLO, ANGELICA!
291
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,517
ARE YOU
LOOKING FORWARD
292
00:13:14,621 --> 00:13:16,968
TO SPENDING THE
WEEKEND WITH US?
293
00:13:17,072 --> 00:13:20,109
YES, MR. TOMMY'S GRANDPA, SIR.
294
00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:22,215
I'M... VERY EXCITED.
295
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:23,872
Didi:
LISTEN, MOM, DAD
296
00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:25,943
ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS OKAY?
297
00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:28,531
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE YOU HAD KIDS.
298
00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:31,051
YOUR HOUSE ISN'T
EXACTLY CHILD-PROOF.
299
00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:32,812
CHILD-PROOF,
SCHMILD-PROOF!
300
00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:34,917
CHILDREN WAS PLAYING
IN THIS HOUSE
301
00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:36,401
BEFORE YOU WAS BORN.
302
00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:40,474
IF THERE'S ONE HOUSE THAT'S
PERFECT FOR THE KINDERLACH
303
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:41,924
THIS IS IT.
304
00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:44,720
Angelica:
WOW!
305
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,965
MAYBE THIS ISN'T
GOING TO BE SO
BAD AFTER ALL.
306
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,484
COME ON, GUYS, WE
GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.
307
00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:52,521
WE'LL MISS THE NUTS.
308
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,625
BYE, TOMMY.
309
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:54,937
BE GOOD, BYE-BYE.
310
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,352
BYE, ANGEL, TAKE CARE.
311
00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:58,561
DO WHATEVER BORIS
AND MINKA SAY.
312
00:13:59,597 --> 00:14:01,047
OOH!
313
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:06,259
AY-AY-AY, WHAT IS
ALL THESE THINGS?
314
00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:07,812
I DON'T KNOW.
315
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,124
IN THE OLD COUNTRY
316
00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:11,816
WE NEVER HAD
ALL THIS VERKACKTESTUFF.
317
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,647
TO TAKE THE BABIES TO TOWN,
YOU JUST THREW THEM IN THE WAGON
318
00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:17,201
AND HITCHED UP THE GOATS.
319
00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:18,685
Minka:
I KNOW, I KNOW.
320
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:19,997
THESE KIDS
TODAY THINK
321
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,861
THEY INVENTED
THE KINDERLACH.
322
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:24,760
ALL IT TAKES IS
A LITTLE COMMON...
323
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,382
YAAAA!
324
00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:27,763
A LITTLE COMMON YAAAA?
325
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,798
YAAAA!
326
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:33,493
WHOA!
327
00:14:33,596 --> 00:14:35,322
GOT YOU.
328
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,739
Minka:
BORIS!
329
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:40,949
Boris:
NOOOO!
330
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:42,467
MY TCHOTCHKES!
331
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,263
MEIN GOTT!
332
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:48,370
NOW, THISIS FUN.
333
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,236
GOT HIM.
334
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:54,894
VAY IZ MIR!
335
00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:01,797
Boris:
AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!
336
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,247
[ gasps]
337
00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:14,223
IT'S NO USE.
338
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,018
THEY'VE GOT ME.
339
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,364
GOOD JOB,
TOMMY.
340
00:15:17,468 --> 00:15:19,711
YOU HAD TO BREAK
ALL THOSE NEAT TOYS.
341
00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:22,024
NOW WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO PLAY WITH?
342
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:23,094
AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!
343
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,785
WELL, THAT'S
EVERYTHING.
344
00:15:24,889 --> 00:15:26,822
I PUT THE CHINA
IN THE LINEN CLOSET.
345
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,205
I PUT THE CAPO DI MONTE
IN THE BEDROOM AND LOCKED IT.
346
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:32,207
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
347
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,864
TURN ON THE SESAME SEED
FOR THEM TO WATCH.
348
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,487
AM I YOUR SERVANT GIRL?
349
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,144
WHY DON'T YOU
TURN IT ON?
350
00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:39,490
I CAN'T, I'M TOO OLD.
351
00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:40,525
I'M OLD TOO.
352
00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:41,285
I'M OLDER.
353
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:42,217
BY TWO WEEKS!
354
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,218
IT WAS LEAP YEAR.
355
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:44,667
LEAP YEAR, SCHMEEP YEAR.
356
00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:46,221
NOW, GO TURN ON THE SEED.
357
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:49,983
WAIT A MINUTE,
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
358
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:51,951
LET'S ALL TAKE A NAP.
359
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:57,025
HEY, ANGELICA,
WHAT'S UP THERE?
360
00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,750
THAT'S WHERE
THE GHOSTS ARE
361
00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:01,236
AND THEY'RE GOING
TO COME AND GET YOU.
362
00:16:01,339 --> 00:16:02,892
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH!
363
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,999
BORIS, DID YOU
FIND THE CRIB?
364
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,243
IT'S UNDER ALL THESE BIG BOXES.
365
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:09,830
WELL, DON'T HURT YOURSELF.
366
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:11,246
THOSE THINGS IS HEAVY.
367
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:13,731
DON'T WORRY, I GOT INSURANCE.
368
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,767
YOU OKAY?
369
00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,562
DID YOU HURT YOUR SHMEGEGGE?
370
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,530
NO, I THINK I'M OKAY.
371
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,601
JUST FIND
THE POLICY.
372
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:24,052
SO THAT'S
WHAT'S UP THERE.
373
00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:26,123
TOYS!
374
00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:28,297
THAT'S IT, GOOD AS NEW.
375
00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:31,197
HMM, I GUESS
THE WOODENPECKERS GOT AT IT.
376
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:33,958
WELL, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
377
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:39,584
NIGHT, NIGHT,
SLEEP TIGHT.
378
00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:42,104
DON'T LET THE DYBBUKS BITE.
379
00:16:43,381 --> 00:16:44,486
HEY, ANGELICA?
380
00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,694
YEAH?
381
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,109
WHAT'S A DYBBUK?
382
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:51,389
WELL, IT'S KIND OF
LIKE A GHOST, ONLY SCARIER
383
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:53,150
AND IT LIVES
IN YOUR BED.
384
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,430
SINCE YOU'RE UP, LET'S GO.
385
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:58,120
WHERE?
386
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,466
UP THE STAIRS
387
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:00,985
TO FIND THOSE TOYS.
388
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:03,988
BUT ANGELICA, YOU SAID
THERE'S GHOSTS UP THERE.
389
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,335
YOU HEARD WHAT THEY
DID TO GRANDPA--
390
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:07,992
THEY HURT HIS SHMEGEGGE.
391
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:11,064
LOOK, TOMMY,
THERE AIN'T NO GHOSTS.
392
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:13,480
I WAS LYING TO YOU BEFORE.
393
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:17,312
ANGELICA, IF YOU
WAS LYING TO ME BEFORE
394
00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:21,316
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT LYING TO ME NOW?
395
00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:23,525
HMM, GOOD POINT.
396
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:26,390
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I'M NOT LYING TO YOU NOW?
397
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:29,531
BECAUSE I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!
398
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,603
NOW, COME ON.
399
00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:35,606
WHERE'S CHUCKIE WHEN I NEED HIM?
400
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,267
THERE IT IS,
LET'S GO.
401
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,509
WHAT ABOUT THE GHOSTS?
402
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:44,580
THERE AIN'T
NO GHOSTS!
403
00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:45,926
WHAT ABOUT THE DYBBUKS?
404
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,894
GET UP THERE!
405
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,212
GHOSTS!
406
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:58,422
NAH, IT'S JUST THE WIND.
407
00:17:58,525 --> 00:17:59,802
YOU GO FIRST.
408
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:01,632
HOW'S MY LITTLE DUMPLINGS?
409
00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:05,463
BORIS, WAKE UP.
410
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,844
THE DUMPLINGS ARE GONE.
411
00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:09,778
NAH, THEY'RE IN THE ICEBOX
WHERE I LEFT THEM.
412
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,331
NOT THOSE DUMPLINGS.
413
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:12,505
THE CHILDRENS!
414
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:14,265
OY, THE DUMPLINGS!
415
00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:19,857
UH, ANGELICA,
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK.
416
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,790
AND GIVE UP
ALL THOSE TOYS?
417
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,378
WHAT ARE YOU,
A DUMNICK?
418
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:25,449
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT'S A DUMNICK?
419
00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:26,795
OY!
420
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,384
OY, THEY'RE NOT IN THE KITCHEN.
421
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,179
THEY'RE NOT IN THE BEDROOMS.
422
00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:34,043
COULD THEY HAVE CRAWLED
OUT THE FRONT DOOR?
423
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,045
[ gasps]
424
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:40,498
YOO-HOO, KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU?
425
00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:41,706
AHA!
426
00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:46,711
MINKA, MINKA, I FOUND THEM.
427
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,851
THANKS BE TO GOTT.
428
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,649
GOOD WORK, MR. COLUMBO,
ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
429
00:18:53,753 --> 00:18:54,719
WHAT'S THAT, DARLING?
430
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:56,790
YOU GOT
THE WRONG KIDS!
431
00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:58,965
WOW!
432
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,449
THIS IS GREAT!
433
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:16,914
TOMMY, START
LOOKING FOR TOYS.
434
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:20,607
THERE'S PROBABLY A WHOLE
MOUNTAIN OF THEM AROUND HERE.
435
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:23,058
[ coughing]
436
00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:34,276
HEY!
437
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,835
[ grunting]
438
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,906
HELP, TOMMY, I'M STUCK.
439
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,839
HANG ON, ANGELICA!
440
00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:47,703
I'LL GET YOU OUT.
441
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:53,709
WOW!
442
00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:54,917
TOYS!
443
00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:58,542
SEE, I TOLD YOU, TOMMY.
444
00:19:58,645 --> 00:20:01,096
THIS PLACE IS
CHOCK-FULL OF TOYS.
445
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,342
IT'S A GOLDEN MINE OF TOYS,
AND THEY'RE MINE, ALL MINE.
446
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:09,380
OH, HERE, YOU
CAN HAVE THIS ONE.
447
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:10,657
CATCH!
448
00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:31,678
Both:
GHOSTS!
449
00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:34,336
[ screaming]
450
00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:38,340
[ screaming]
451
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,757
Angelica:
RUN!
452
00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:48,488
WAIT FOR ME!
453
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:51,042
[ screaming]
454
00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:54,183
[ ragtime tune playing]
455
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:58,395
GHOST MUSIC!
456
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:03,262
MAKE IT STOP!
457
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:10,648
PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME,
MR. GHOST!
458
00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:12,063
I'M ONLY THREE!
459
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,064
TAKE HIM!
460
00:21:13,168 --> 00:21:14,514
HE'S JUST
A DUMB BABY!
461
00:21:15,998 --> 00:21:18,449
[ screaming]
462
00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:34,741
OH, YOU LITTLE
DUMPLINGS.
463
00:21:34,845 --> 00:21:37,606
THANKS BE TO GOTT,
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
464
00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:39,125
THERE YOU ARE.
465
00:21:40,195 --> 00:21:42,059
HEY, MINKA, LOOK.
THE OLD TOYS.
466
00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:44,510
I KNEW THEY WAS AROUND
HERE SOMEWHERE.
467
00:21:44,613 --> 00:21:47,167
AND HERE'S MY OLD
DRESSMAKER'S DUMMY.
468
00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:48,686
LOOK HOW THIN I WAS.
469
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:53,381
YOUR GRANDMA MINKA WAS
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL
470
00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:55,624
IN THE WHOLE VILLAGE.
471
00:21:55,728 --> 00:21:58,800
OY, BORIS,
YOU'RE MAKING ME FLUSH.
472
00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:00,940
YOU MEAN YOU WERE
A LITTLE GIRL?
473
00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:02,355
OF COURSE I WAS.
474
00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:03,874
GET OUT OF HERE.
475
00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:06,014
HERE, LOOK,
THERE'S PICTURES.
476
00:22:07,015 --> 00:22:08,534
AND THIS IS
GRANDPA BORIS
477
00:22:08,637 --> 00:22:11,260
WHEN HE DROVE THE MULES
THROUGH THE FENCE.
478
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,642
I DID NOT DRIVE
THROUGH THE FENCE.
479
00:22:13,746 --> 00:22:16,024
THAT SHNOOK HEISEL MOVED IT
DURING THE NIGHT.
480
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,474
HOW WAS I TO KNOW?
481
00:22:17,577 --> 00:22:20,649
WHY DIDN'T YOU USE A TRUCK
TO DRIVE THROUGH THE FENCE?
482
00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:22,202
WE DIDN'T HAVE...
483
00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:24,791
I DID NOTDRIVE
THROUGH THE FENCE!
484
00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:27,346
[ doorbell rings]
485
00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:28,588
THAT MUST BE THE KIDS.
486
00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:31,004
WE'RE BACK.
487
00:22:31,108 --> 00:22:34,249
WELL, DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME
WITH YOUR CLUB MUD
488
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,837
YOUR SPARKLING WATER BOTTLES
489
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,735
AND YOUR PIZZAS
WITH NO CHEESE?
490
00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:38,909
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
491
00:22:39,012 --> 00:22:40,704
HOW'D YOU DO
WITH THE KIDS?
492
00:22:40,807 --> 00:22:42,119
WE HAD A GREAT TIME, DADDY.
493
00:22:42,222 --> 00:22:44,949
WE PLAYED WITH NEAT TOYS
AND LOOKED AT NEAT PICTURES
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00:22:45,053 --> 00:22:46,572
AND WE HEARD SOME GREAT JOLSON!
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00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:48,401
DIDN'T YOU MISS
NOT HAVING CABLE?
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00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:49,402
CABLE-SCHMABLE!
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00:22:49,506 --> 00:22:50,472
WHO NEEDS CABLE
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00:22:50,576 --> 00:22:52,819
WHEN YOU GOT FAMILY
BY YOUR SIDES?
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00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:08,870
Stu:
LOOK, THERE'S WUGGLES THE MULE!
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00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:13,046
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