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[ gasps]
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THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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Chuckie:
FIRST, IT GETS
REALLY, REALLY COLD.
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THEN THE GROWNUPS
START ACTING REAL NICE
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AND SMILING ALL THE TIME.
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AND THAT'S
NOT THE WORSTEST PART.
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ONE NIGHT...
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HE COMES.
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WHO COMES?
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THE SCARIEST GUY
IN THE WORLD.
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SANTA CLAUS.
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CHUCKIE, YOU CAN'T
BE SCARED OF SANTA.
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HE'S BIG AND FAT AND JOLLY
AND GIVES YOU PRESENTS.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD.
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WHO'S NEXT TO SEE SANTA?
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ME! ME! ME!
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OOH...
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OH, OH.
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HO! HO! HO!
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AND HOW ARE YOU
TODAY, LITTLE, UM...
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ANGELICA.
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ANGELICA.
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL SANTA
WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
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I WANT A LUXURIOUS HAIR
CYNTHIA DOLL.
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OF COURSE YOU DO, AND IF
YOU'RE A GOOD LITTLE GIRL...
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A TEENAGE
NUCLEAR SQUAD GAME.
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WELL...
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A ROCKO MR. X
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SMASH-UP DOLL,
A CYNTHIA LUNCH BOX.
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A PONY AND AN EMERGENCY
SURGICAL KIT WITH STETHOSCOPE.
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THAT'S AN AWFUL
LOT OF PRESENTS.
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I'M NOT
FINISHED YET!
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THE MOST IMPORTANTEST THING
IS A DELUXE CYNTHIA BEACH HOUSE
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WITH REAL WORKING HOT TUB,
SATELLITE DISH
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ENTERTAINMENT CENTER,
AND ATTACHED GARAGE.
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YES, ANGELICA, THAT'S
A MIGHTY LONG LIST OF TOYS.
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I DON'T KNOW IF SANTA...
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IF YOU'RE SANTA, HOW COME
YOU DON'T KNOW THIS ALREADY?
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WELL, UH...
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WAIT A MINUTE
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YOU'RE NOT THE REAL SANTA CLAUS.
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YOU'RE A PHONY.
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HEY!
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SANTA CLAUS IS A FAKE!
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RUN FOR
YOUR LIVES!
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[ children screaming]
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WOW!
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT NEAT BOX OF TOYS?
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FROM SANTA CLAUS.
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I THOUGHT HE ONLY
GAVE YOU STUFF AT CHRISTMAS.
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NAH, YOU JUST
GOT TO KNOW HOW TO WORK HIM.
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CHEER UP.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE
HOW UPSET ANGELICA MUST BE
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FINDING OUT
SANTA WAS A FAKE?
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SHE DOESN'T
LOOK UPSET.
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Charles:
THE MANAGER GAVE HER
PRACTICALLY EVERY TOY.
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DO YOU THINK TOYS
CAN COMPENSATE FOR THAT?
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SHE MAY BE TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE.
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HEY, THIS IS A BUNCH OF JUNK.
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THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME
ANY OF THE STUFF I WANTED.
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EVEN IF SHE IS TRAUMATIZED,
SHE'LL STILL HAVE
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A BETTER CHRISTMAS
THAN I EVER HAD.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHARLES?
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DIDN'T YOU HAVE DINNER
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WITH FAMILY AND PRESENTS?
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WHEN I WAS A KID, CHRISTMAS
WAS ALWAYS DISAPPOINTING.
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MY BEST GIFT WAS A RUBBER GLOVE
AND A TONGUE DEPRESSOR.
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I'M AFRAID IT'LL BE
THE SAME FOR CHUCKIE.
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I WISH I COULD REAFFIRM
ANGELICA'S FAITH IN SANTA.
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Betty:
I KNOW.
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LET'S RENT A PLACE
IN THE MOUNTAINS.
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A REAL WHITE CHRISTMAS.
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WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
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WE CAN CHOP DOWN OUR OWN TREE
AND OPEN OUR PRESENTS THERE.
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I'LL CALL THE TRAVEL AGENT.
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I'LL BUY
SOME LIGHTS.
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I'LL DRINK A COUPLE
OF QUARTS OF EGGNOG
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AND FALL ASLEEP
IN FRONT OF THE TV.
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JUST MY LUCK.
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I GET A WHOLE BUNCH OF TOYS
AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS ANY FUN.
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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH
A BUNCH OF DUMB OLD CRAYONS?
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AND A REPTAR SPACE HELMET.
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GREAT, JUST GREAT.
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I'M TELLING YOU, TOMMY,
THAT SANTA'S A BAD GUY.
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HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.
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KEEPING TRACK
OF EVERYTHING YOU DO.
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IN THE NIGHT
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HE BREAKS IN
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WITH A BIG BAG
OF WHO KNOWS WHAT.
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BUT HE'S GOT PRESENTS
IN THAT BAG.
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OH, SURE, THAT'S WHAT
HE WANTS YOU TO THINK.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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OH, NOTHING.
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I JUST WISH I COULD FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO GIVE LIL FOR CHRISTMAS.
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REALLY?
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WHAT IF YOU GAVE HER SOMETHING
FOR HER FAVORITE COLORING BOOK?
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LIKE MAYBE... CRAYONS.
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YEAH!
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WHERE WOULD I GET
A GREAT PRESENT LIKE THAT?
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RIGHT HERE.
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GEE, THANKS, ANGELICA,
WHAT A PAL.
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NOT SO FAST.
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YOU CAN HAVE THEM,
BUT IT'S GOING TO COST YOU.
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COST ME?
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NOT A LOT.
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JUST YOUR REPTAR DOLL.
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MY REPTAR DOLL?
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BUT THAT'S
MY FAVORITEST TOY EVER.
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CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T TRY.
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WAIT!
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OKAY, OKAY, LIL'S MY SISTER.
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[ laughing]
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OH, BOY, IT DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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MAYBE IT DOES.
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I KNOW IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS
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BUT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING?
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YES.
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YES?
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NO, I DON'T THINK TIJUANA'S
THE RIGHT LOCATION.
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POOR ANGELICA,
CHRISTMAS IS RUINED FOREVER.
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POOR CHUCKIE, I STILL WISH
I COULD MAKE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
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IF I COULD MAKE IT UP TO HER,
MAKE SANTA COME ALIVE AGAIN.
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YEAH, BUT HOW?
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HEY, I GOT AN IDEA!HEY, I GOT AN IDEA!
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YOU GO FIRST.
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NO, NO, YOU.
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OKAY.
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I'LL DRESS UP AS SANTA
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AND COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
ON CHRISTMAS.
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THE KIDS'LL
HEAR ME, WAKE UP,
COME DOWNSTAIRS
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AND GET A GLIMPSE
OF SAINT NICK.
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING.
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YOU WERE?
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YEAH-- OF COURSE
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WE WOULDN'T HAVE YOU,
WE'D GET A PROFESSIONAL.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
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I'M A GOOD ACTOR,
I GOT THE TITLE ROLE
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IN WIND IN THE WILLOWS.
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CHAZ, YOU WERE A TREE.
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I WAS THE WILLOW.
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FORGET IT.
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I'M HIRING
A PROFESSIONAL.
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HI, LIL, WHAT YOU DOING?
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TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING
TO GIVE PHIL FOR CHRISTMAS?
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YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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I'M YOUR FRIEND,
I KNOW THESE THINGS.
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NOW, THINK FOR A SECOND.
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WHAT'S PHIL'S FAVORITEST TOY
IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
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HMM, HIS BUILDING BLOCKS?
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NO, THINK AGAIN.
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HIS POP-UP BOOK?
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ONE MORE TIME.
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HIS ALLIGATOR
WITH THE MISSING EYE?
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NO, HIS REPTAR DOLL!
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OH, YEAH.
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WHAT COULD YOU GIVE HIM
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TO MAKE REPTAR BETTER?
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ANOTHER REPTAR DOLL
TO BE ITS FRIEND?
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NO.
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A REPTAR
SING-ALONG RECORD?
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NO.
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I KNOW.
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A REPTAR SURF BOARD.
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NO!
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A REPTAR SPACE HELMET, DUMMY!
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HEY, THAT'S
A GREAT IDEA, ANGELICA.
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BUT WHERE COULD I GET
A REPTAR SPACE HELMET?
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WHAT A GREAT TRICK, CYNTHIA.
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PHIL'S GOING TO GET A REPTAR
SPACE HELMET FOR CHRISTMAS
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BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE
HIS REPTAR DOLL.
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AND LIL'S GOING TO GET CRAYONS
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BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE
HER COLORING BOOK.
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[ laughing]
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I'M BAD, CYNTHIA.
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REAL BAD.
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HE'S BAD, TOMMY.
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REAL BAD.
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I KEEP TELLING YOU, CHUCKIE,
HE'S NICE.
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I JUST WISH I COULD
CATCH HIM TO SHOW YOU.
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CHUCKIE, THAT'S IT.
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WE'LL CATCH SANTA AND MAKE HIM
TELL US IF HE'S GOOD OR BAD.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
TO CATCH HIM.
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GATHER ROUND, SPRATS,
I WANT TO TELL YOU
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ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.
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NOW, MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD
FOLKS SAYING HE'S NOT REAL.
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JUST A FAIRY TALE.
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WELL, IT AIN'T THE TRUTH.
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SAINT NICK IS AS REAL
AS YOU OR ME.
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All:
WOW!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'VE SEEN HIM
WITH MY OWN TWO EYES.
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REALLY?
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YUP.
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HERE'S THE POINT
OF MY STORY.
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YOU SEE, SANTA MAY BE OLD
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BUT HE'S AS SHARP
AS A TOOTHPICK.
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AND IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD
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YOU DON'T GET THAT SPECIAL DOLL
YOU WANTED
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OR THAT FINE-LOOKING
ELECTRIC TRAIN.
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INSTEAD, YOU GET A GREAT BIG
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UGLY LUMP OF COAL.
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[ gulping]
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OF COURSE
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NONE OF THIS APPLIES
TO ANY OF YOU SPRATS.
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YOU'VE ALL BEEN GOOD AS GOLD.
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GUESS WHAT, EVERYBODY?
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WE GOT A CABIN.
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Betty:
YEAH! ALL RIGHT, DIDE.
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DADDY?
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YEAH, SUGAR?
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IS IT TRUE THAT IF
YOU'RE A BAD LITTLE KID
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SANTA CLAUS'LL GIVE YOU
COAL INSTEAD OF PRESENTS?
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SURE IS.
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[ gulps]
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SWEET DREAMS, PRINCESS.
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I DON'T CARE
WHAT THEY SAY, CYNTHIA.
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THAT GUY SANTA
CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW
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THAT TRICK I PLAYED
ON PHIL AND LIL, CAN HE?
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CAN HE?!
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OF COURSE NOT.
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[ yawning:]
WHAT A GREAT TRICK I PLAYED.
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DUMB OLD SANTA.
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GREAT TRICK.
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CAN'T KNOW...
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IT'S CHRISTMAS!
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OH, BOY!
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AND THEY'RE ALL
FOR YOU, PRINCESS.
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COAL?
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COAL?
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COAL, COAL, COAL!
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IT CAN'T BE, IT JUST CAN'T BE.
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SANTA'S JUST A SMELLY OLD GUY
IN RED PAJAMAS.
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THERE'S NO WAY
HE COULD HAVE KNOWN.
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Man:
OH-HO, BUT I DO.
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I KNOW EVERYTHING.
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PHIL GOT A NEW REPTAR DOLL.
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LIL GOT A NEW COLORING BOOK.
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AND WHAT DID YOU GET?
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[ laughing]
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Angelica:
NO!
242
00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:09,116
HUH, WHAT?
243
00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,014
WHAT HAPPENED, SWEETIE?
244
00:11:10,117 --> 00:11:12,775
IS IT CHRISTMAS?
245
00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:15,122
[ yawning:]
NO, HONEY, NOT YET.
246
00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:17,504
IT WAS A DREAM,
THERE'S STILL TIME.
247
00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:19,471
I GOT TO FIND PHIL AND LIL.
248
00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:22,785
YOU'LL SEE THEM LATER TODAY
WHEN WE GO UP TO THE MOUNTAINS.
249
00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:25,685
WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME SLEEP
WHILE IT'S STILL DARK?
250
00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:29,171
HEAR THAT, CYNTHIA?
251
00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:30,551
THERE'S STILL TIME.
252
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:33,623
WE GOT TO TRADE PHIL AND LIL'S
PRESENTS BACK
253
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,487
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
254
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,221
♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
255
00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:47,396
♪ IN A ONE-HORSE
OPEN SLEIGH, HEY! ♪
256
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,502
♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
257
00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:52,850
♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
258
00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:58,027
♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH.
259
00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:00,478
[ barking]
260
00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:15,873
[ yelling]
261
00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:16,874
HIYA, PHIL.
262
00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:17,875
HIYA, LIL.
263
00:12:17,978 --> 00:12:19,704
COULD I TALK TO YOU GUYS?
264
00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:21,154
WHAT DID WE DO?
265
00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,018
OH, YOU DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
266
00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:26,055
I JUST THOUGHT I COULD
DO YOU TWO A FAVOR.
267
00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:27,470
WHAT KIND OF FAVOR?
268
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:28,471
WELL...
269
00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:29,472
AH-HA.
270
00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:31,026
THERE YOU TWO ARE.
271
00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:34,995
MAMA'S TAKING YOU TO CUT DOWN
YOUR FIRST CHRISTMAS TREE.
272
00:12:35,099 --> 00:12:36,203
DRAT!
273
00:12:38,412 --> 00:12:39,379
YOW!
274
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,726
[ dog barks]
275
00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:47,939
YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO CATCH SANTA, TOMMY?
276
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:50,528
MAYBE HE'LL
JUST LEAVE US ALONE.
277
00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:52,564
CHUCKIE,
DON'T WORRY, HE'S NICE.
278
00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:56,568
WE GOT TO CHECK THE WHOLE HOUSE
FOR PLACES TO SET SANTA TRAPS.
279
00:12:56,672 --> 00:12:57,777
[ barks]
280
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:58,778
DOGGIE DOOR.
281
00:12:58,881 --> 00:12:59,848
CHECK.
282
00:12:59,951 --> 00:13:01,090
DINING ROOM WINDOWS.
283
00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:02,678
CHECK.
284
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,748
CHIMBLEY.
285
00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:05,060
CHIMBLEY?
286
00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:07,717
YOU'RE RIGHT,
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
287
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,686
WOULD TRY TO COME
DOWN A CHIMBLEY.
288
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,654
[ someone talking on phone]
289
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:17,348
JONATHAN, I AM TIRED
OF THESE ENDLESS JUSTIFICATIONS.
290
00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:18,625
MOMMY...
291
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:21,490
CAN I GO CHOP DOWN A TREE
WITH AUNT DIDI?
292
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,216
SURE, HON, HAVE FUN.
293
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:24,631
NOW, JONATHAN...
294
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:27,496
IT'S SO NICE YOU
COULD GET AWAY FROM WORK.
295
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,879
IT IS CHRISTMAS,
THE SEASON OF LOVE AND JOY.
296
00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:33,502
WE MUST CRUSH THE COMPETITION
297
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,400
AND CRUSH THEM NOW!
298
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:38,679
OKAY, I GOT THE AXE.
299
00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:40,509
GREAT,
I GOT THE PERMIT.
300
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,545
LET'S CHOP OURSELVES
A SAPLING.
301
00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:45,514
WHEN WE GET ON THE SLED,
WE CAN TALK.
302
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,241
[ smothered mumbling]
303
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,933
[ dog barking]
304
00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:52,866
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
305
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,350
UH, TOO SMALL.
306
00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,249
HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?
307
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:59,045
HMM, NOT ENOUGH BRANCHES
IN THE BACK.
308
00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:01,426
COME ON, DIDE,
A TREE'S A TREE.
309
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,083
JUST PICK ONE.
310
00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:04,464
THAT'S IT.
311
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:07,777
IT'S EXACTLY THE RIGHT SIZE,
THE PERFECT SHAPE.
312
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,296
ISN'T IT CUTE?
313
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,126
GOOD CHOICE, DIDE,
STAND BACK.
314
00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:12,127
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
315
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,404
I'M CHOPPING IT DOWN.
316
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:16,614
OH, NO, YOU DON'T,
NOT THIS TREE.
317
00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:22,068
THINK I COULD TALK
TO YOU GUYS FOR A SECOND?
318
00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:23,724
SURE.ABOUT WHAT?
319
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,381
ABOUT PRESENTS.
320
00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:26,727
IT ALL STARTED
321
00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,557
WHEN THE FIRST PRESENT
322
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,215
WAS GIVEN
BY THE PILGRIMS LONG AGO.
323
00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:34,218
THEN EVERYBODY
STARTED GIVING PRESENTS.
324
00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:35,391
EVEN THE EASTER BUNNY
325
00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:37,669
UNTIL SANTA SLAPPED HIM
WITH A LAWSUIT.
326
00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:39,292
WHAT I'M TRYING TO--
327
00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:42,916
[ screaming]
328
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,953
[ grunts]
329
00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:53,547
Charlotte:
I'M A PROBLEM-SOLVER.
330
00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:56,205
I JUST INHERENTLY
KNOW WHAT TO DO.
331
00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:59,726
PEOPLE CALL, I KNOW THE ANSWER,
I WAS BORN WITH THE TALENT.
332
00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:02,729
WELL, LISTEN, I KNOW MORE
THAN ANY LAWYER.
333
00:15:02,832 --> 00:15:04,662
[ laughing:]
THEY'RE NOT AFRAID.
334
00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:06,388
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
335
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,079
THEY CONSULT WITH ME.
336
00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:09,218
IS THAT RIGHT?
337
00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:10,771
HMPH.
338
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,533
Charlotte:
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I SHOULD BOTHER.
339
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:16,467
I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO
WITH MY TIME.
340
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,882
ARE YOU KIDDING?
341
00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:21,334
I CAN'T LEAVE THAT OFFICE
FOR ONE MINUTE WITHOUT--
342
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:25,717
OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT TO DO, I
KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH EVERYTHING.
343
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:28,306
I PAY YOU AND I PAY YOU PLENTY.
344
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,514
[ barks]
345
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,206
YOW!
346
00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:34,864
Didi:
DINNER!
347
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:42,251
[ everyone murmuring
in appreciation]
348
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:45,185
YOU THINK THOSE TRAPS
WILL WORK, TOMMY?
349
00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:47,291
CHUCKIE,
YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
350
00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:51,812
[ dog barks]
351
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,265
[ whines]
352
00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:58,267
Charlotte:
TELL PERSONNEL
353
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,683
TO REPLACE IT
WITH A SANTA CLAUS
354
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,616
I MEAN, A SANITY CLAUSE.
355
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:06,275
SUPPOSE A KID TRIED TO MAKE UP
FOR DOING SOMETHING BAD
356
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,552
BUT COULDN'T.
357
00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:10,107
WOULD SANTA
STILL BRING HER COAL?
358
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:13,075
OH, ANGELICA,
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE GIRL.
359
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:16,078
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
360
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,460
ABOUT BAD CHILDREN.
361
00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,427
OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE?
362
00:16:20,531 --> 00:16:22,705
[ yawning]
363
00:16:22,809 --> 00:16:24,259
TIME TO PUT THE YOUNG'UNS
TO BED.
364
00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:26,330
OH, NO.
365
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:35,960
CHUCKIE?
366
00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:39,412
MUST... STAY... AWAKE.
367
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:41,000
MUST...
368
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:42,449
[ snoring]
369
00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:43,554
CHUCKIE!
370
00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:45,625
WHAT IS IT?
IS SANTA HERE?
371
00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:47,799
NO, YOU ALMOST WENT TO SLEEP.
372
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:51,320
OH, TOMMY, I'M AWAKE.
373
00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:52,735
OH, NO, CHUCKIE.
374
00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:54,806
PHIL AND LIL ARE ASLEEP.
375
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:55,876
CHUCKIE!
376
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,361
[ snoring]
377
00:16:57,464 --> 00:16:59,259
I GUESS IT'S UP TO ME.
378
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:01,606
I'LL JUST
MAKE MYSELF COMFY
379
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,746
WHILE I WAIT.
380
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:06,473
[ yawning]
381
00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:09,476
[ snoring]
382
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:13,929
♪ JOY TO THE WORLD,
THE LORD HAS COME ♪
383
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:18,175
♪ LET EARTH
RECEIVE HER KING... ♪
384
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:21,247
SOMETHING I LEARNED
IS TO BE A SELF-STARTER.
385
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:24,008
EVERYWHERE I AM TODAY
I HAVE DONE MYSELF.
386
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:30,463
WHY DID I DO IT?
387
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:33,362
WHY DID I TAKE
PHIL'S REPTAR DOLL?
388
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:36,124
WHY DID I TAKE
LIL'S COLORING BOOK?
389
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:39,506
WAIT TILL THEY GET
A LOAD OF THIS.
390
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,508
IS THIS "THE SANTA EXPERIENCE"?
391
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:44,028
JUST CALLING
TO CONFIRM THE ACT TONIGHT.
392
00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:45,202
GREAT!
393
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:47,756
[ snoring]
394
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:50,241
I TRIED TO BE GOOD, CYNTHIA
395
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,140
I REALLY TRIED.
396
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:55,867
The holidays can be a depressing
time of the year.
397
00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:57,352
YOU SAID IT.
398
00:17:57,455 --> 00:18:01,080
Don't let this special
time of year become a nightmare.
399
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:05,981
Call 1-800-555-YULE
and talk to someone who cares.
400
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,330
555-5555.
401
00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:12,091
COGS UNLIMITED.
402
00:18:12,194 --> 00:18:14,886
Um, may I speak
to Santa Claus, please?
403
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,129
HUH?
404
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,614
I need to talk to Santa,
it's very important.
405
00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,961
I THINK MAYBE
YOU GOT THE WRONG--
406
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:22,066
Let me talk to Santa!
407
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,068
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS SANTA CLAUS.
408
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,414
How can I help you?
409
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:27,899
HI, IT'S ME, ANGELICA.
410
00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:29,418
Hello, Angelica.
411
00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:33,491
I WANTED TO FIND OUT IF I'M ON
THE GOOD LIST OR THE BAD LIST.
412
00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:36,701
HMM, LET ME CHECK
WITH ONE OF MY ELVES.
413
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,566
AH, YES, ANGELICA,
YOU'RE ON THE...
414
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:42,328
OH, YES, YOU'RE ON THE BAD LIST.
415
00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:44,261
Thanks for calling.
416
00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:46,780
IT'S OVER, CYNTHIA.
417
00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:50,474
MY FUTURE AS A KID IS OVER.
418
00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:55,651
[ panting]
419
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:56,963
WHOA.
420
00:18:57,066 --> 00:19:01,312
HO, BOY, THAT SANTA GUY
MUST BE IN GOOD SHAPE.
421
00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:05,282
[ yelling]
422
00:19:05,385 --> 00:19:07,525
CHUCKIE, OUR TRAPS.
423
00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:09,148
COME ON.
424
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,091
WOW, IT WAS ONLY
YOUR DAD, TOMMY.
425
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,371
FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I WAS GETTING REALLY SCARED.
426
00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:27,131
I THOUGHT IT WAS SANTA.
427
00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:28,615
I'M GLAD IT WAS--
428
00:19:28,719 --> 00:19:30,238
[ yelling]
429
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,723
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, TOMMY?
430
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:34,966
[ muffled yelling]
431
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,865
[ screaming]
432
00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,971
[ gasping]
433
00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:40,903
[ screaming]
434
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:43,975
CHUCKIE, CHUCKIE, WAIT.
435
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,806
IT'S OKAY, CHUCKIE.
436
00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:49,464
IT'S JUST ME.
437
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,707
HUH?
438
00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:56,988
MMM...
439
00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:58,645
OH, CHUCKIE.
440
00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:00,647
Everyone:
AWW...
441
00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:02,270
THAT'S NOT SANTA.
442
00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:03,995
THAT'S JUST CHUCKIE'S DAD.
443
00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:05,480
THERE IS NO SANTA.
444
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,964
I'M SAVED!
445
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:10,001
[ doorbell ringing]
446
00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:11,348
SANTA!
447
00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:12,349
[ gulping]
448
00:20:12,452 --> 00:20:14,005
PROBLEM WITH THE CHIMNEY?
449
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:15,766
OH, SANTA.
450
00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:17,906
WON'T YOU COME IN?
451
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,047
MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOMMY.
452
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,566
PHIL, LIL...
453
00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:25,672
AREN'T YOU GUYS
UP PAST YOUR BEDTIME?
454
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:28,019
MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHUCKIE.
455
00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:30,539
STILL THINK I'M SO SCARY?
456
00:20:35,164 --> 00:20:37,132
AH, ANGELICA.
457
00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:43,103
A DELUXE CYNTHIA BEACHHOUSE
WITH REAL WORKING HOT TUB
458
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:46,210
SATELLITE DISH, ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER, AND ATTACHED GARAGE.
459
00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:48,764
I DIDN'T GET A LUMP OF COAL.
460
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:51,250
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
TRYING TO BE GOOD
461
00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:55,806
IS AS IMPORTANT AS BEING GOOD
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
462
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:58,360
WELL, GOT TO GO.
463
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:01,846
ANOTHER 900 MILLION CHILDREN
ON MY LIST.
464
00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,779
HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
465
00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:07,680
WELL, SINCE IT'S
ALMOST MORNING ANYWAY
466
00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:10,821
WHY DON'T WE ALL
OPEN OUR PRESENTS?
467
00:21:15,998 --> 00:21:17,241
GEE, THANKS, LIL.
468
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:20,555
A REPTAR SPACE HELMET.
469
00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:23,523
A BOX OF CRAYONS.
470
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:25,180
WHAT'S WRONG, LIL?
471
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,872
I GAVE... NEVER MIND.
472
00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:29,357
YOU MEAN YOU...
473
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:32,152
DID YOU TRADE ANGELICA
YOUR REPTAR DOLL
474
00:21:32,256 --> 00:21:34,569
JUST TO GET ME
THESE CRAYONS?
475
00:21:34,672 --> 00:21:37,088
AND YOU TRADED
YOUR COLORING BOOK
476
00:21:37,192 --> 00:21:39,436
TO GET MY REPTAR
SPACE HELMET.
477
00:21:39,539 --> 00:21:40,920
THANKS.
THANKS.
478
00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:42,231
[ clears throat]
479
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,957
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
480
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,581
MY REPTAR DOLL.
481
00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:48,410
MY COLORING BOOK.
482
00:21:48,514 --> 00:21:50,654
Both:
THANKS, ANGELICA.
483
00:21:50,757 --> 00:21:53,450
EWW, BABY GERMS.
484
00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:55,452
YOU KNOW, TOMMY,
YOU WERE RIGHT.
485
00:21:55,555 --> 00:21:58,386
SANTA ISN'T SUCH
A BAD GUY AFTER ALL.
486
00:21:58,489 --> 00:22:00,008
I TOLD YOU.
487
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,803
HEY, DREW,
YOU WERE RIGHT.
488
00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:03,874
A PROFESSIONAL SANTA
WAS BETTER.
489
00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:05,151
AM I EVER WRONG?
490
00:22:05,254 --> 00:22:06,946
[ phone rings]
491
00:22:07,049 --> 00:22:08,292
THIS IS DREW PICKLES.
492
00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:11,088
MR. PICKLES,
THIS IS BARNEY STEVENS
493
00:22:11,191 --> 00:22:13,435
OF THE SANTA EXPERIENCE.
494
00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:16,611
I'M ON MY CAR PHONE,
MY CAR SKIDDED OFF THE ROAD
495
00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:18,613
AND I CAN'T MAKE IT.
496
00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:20,442
CAN WE RESCHEDULE?
497
00:22:20,546 --> 00:22:21,788
MR. PICKLES?
498
00:22:21,892 --> 00:22:23,721
You can't make it?!
499
00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:25,930
I HATE CHRISTMAS.
500
00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:27,449
WHO WAS THAT?
501
00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:29,451
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?
502
00:22:29,555 --> 00:22:32,799
THE GUY I HIRED TO PLAY SANTA
CAN'T MAKE IT.
503
00:22:32,903 --> 00:22:33,938
[ jingle bells jingling]
504
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:36,700
DREW, WHO'S THAT?
505
00:22:38,011 --> 00:22:39,944
WHAT A GREAT HOUSE.
506
00:22:40,048 --> 00:22:43,327
I WONDER IF THERE'S A CAR
IN THE ATTACHED GARAGE?
507
00:22:45,018 --> 00:22:47,296
[ gasping]
508
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,023
ANGELICA,
IS THAT A LUMP OF COAL?
509
00:22:54,752 --> 00:22:56,927
Santa:
HO, HO, HO.
510
00:22:57,030 --> 00:23:00,689
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
511
00:23:13,046 --> 00:23:17,257
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