All language subtitles for Daddy-Daughter-Trip-2022-WEBRip

Oops.

Hi.

Hi, did you order some sushi?

Oh, thank you-

Hey, what happened to my sushi?

Did you run over it something?

Oh, no, I didn't run over it.

I slammed on the brakes and
it slammed into the dashboard.

But that's a good thing because this way

you're able to see all the
ingredients in the sushi.

A lot of times these sushi
restaurants try to rip you off

by leaving out that little
chunk of avocado right there.

And now this way, you know you have it.

Dude, you just stuck
your finger in my sushi!

Yes, that was a mistake.

And if I could do it all over
again, I'd use a chopstick.

I'm not paying for that, moron.

Chicken, chicken, chicken.

What combo you pickin'?

One box combo, please.

One box combo.
See you around the corner.

Okay.

This isn't my house.

What are you doing?

Yeah, you were on your phone.

I didn't think you'd mind.

Just trying to make a living here, pal.

What are you, what, what are you doing?

Giving you one star.

I'll just pick up the food.

How's it going, Ed?

Hey, Larry.

Thanks a lot.

Two more stops and I'll
get your home, pal.

What?

Ooh, time to pick up Meara.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I just gotta-

A little help. A little push!

Meara. Let's go inside
and call your mom.

Okay.

There he is.

Daddy!

Daddy!
Hi, honey.

How was school today?

It was great. I made
you another drawing!

I love it. It's, it's amazerrific.

Did you come up with a new invention?

Oh, not yet, but I got a new idea.

It's, it's kind of a car seat

where the kid steers and the daddy pushes.

Okay? let's try it.

All right.

Make a left at the next right.

Hi, mom.

Hey guys.

Hi, mom.

Hi, babe.

Mom, I made you this drawing.

This is so good, Meara.

I love it. Thank you.

Ooh-hoo-hoo, what smells good over here?

Chicken pot pie.

Ooh. We can eat it
with my new invention.

Oh, good.

Where is it, where is it?

Oh.

Cool.

Honey, this is your math homework.

Weren't you supposed
to turn this in today?

Yeah, but I don't like
math. I like drawing.

I'm gonna be a cartoonist,
not a math person.

And I think you're gonna be

the greatest cartoonist in the world,

but you're gonna need math to count

all that money you're gonna make.

That's why you need to
do all your math work.

Hey, that's nice.

Dad didn't have to learn
math to be an inventor.

Yes, he did.

You need geometry and
engineering to make it all fit.

That's math.

I can't wait to hang it up on the fridge,

after you turn it in.

Why don't you go start your homework

and I'll let you know when dinner's ready?

Okay, mom.

We got a really talented kid there.

I know.

She's gotta do all her schoolwork, though.

All she wants to do is draw.

Yeah, but if you don't
follow your dreams, babe,

that's like a stomachache
for your whole life.

I'm not saying not to
go after your dreams,

but Meara's eight.

By the way...

What did you do to Meara's hula hoop?

Hm?

This cools the soup so you don't have to.

Your dad's a genius.

A spoon with a fan attached.
Yeah.

All right.

Put on the fan, honey, so
you don't burn yourself.

It's okay.

- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.

No, obviously I need
to make some adjustments.

It's just a prototype.

Here, let me adjust
your fan for you, honey.

I'm gonna reverse it here.

Hang on.

Oh.

Sorry. Let me get you, sorry.

Sorry.

Dad, I'm just gonna blow on it.

Don't support my competitor.

So, are we gonna get to go somewhere fun

for spring break this year?

It's just...

I'm sorry, honey.

Mom and dad are trying as hard as we can.

I just don't think we
can afford it this year.

But you promised last year we could go.

I know we did.

Look...

Last year, I flat out lied to your face.

I'm sorry about that.

But hey, champion, next year
we're gonna go somewhere great.

I promise.

Definitely.

One of dad's inventions will
take off by then, for sure.

Mm-hm.

I'm not hungry. Can I be excused?

Sure, sweetie.

Did you see the look on her face?

We have to do something
special for that girl.

I know.

You're right.

And we will.

I'm just one invention away. I feel it.

And I know you're going
to do it, but until then,

I think you should apply
at the grocery store.

They're hiring baggers.

We could use the extra
cash, for Meara, especially.

I don't wanna work at a grocery store.

That's like telling
the universe I give up.

Hey, I work at a grocery
store, you big jerk.

Look, you're a cashier.

That's a highly respected
position in society.

Everybody knows that.

I'm talking about the guy
five feet away from you,

who puts the groceries in the bag.

You know, the guy that really gave up.

Okay, I deserved that.

We have $602 in the bank, Larry.

That's only enough for
half the rent this month.

All right.

I'll go down there,

but I don't wanna get the jobs
just 'cause you work there.

I wanna get it on my own.

Of course, and you will.

You're a Buble.

You're right.

We're Bubles. We're winners.

You got this.

Megan basically already got you the job.

- She did?
- Yeah.

Here. I just need your signature.

Well, just so you know,

I'm only looking for part-time
work because I'm an inventor.

And I'm a ninja.

My star throwing competition is next week.

Well, I'm gonna get
back to my inventions.

It's what I do. Invent.

Frank, I can't thank you enough.

We'll give you 500 bucks.
No, no, it's not necessary.

I mean, I'm just doing it for a friend.

What? Take it.

Please.

No, it's, no. That's not why I do it.

I just like to help people
make money, then I feel good.

I know, but look at this.

Look at all this. Here,
take a few hundred dollars.

For me so I don't feel bad.

Okay, I don't feel
comfortable, but thanks.

Okay.

Eh, I just have so much money,

I don't even know what to do with it.

Um excuse, excuse me!

Excuse me, sir.

What is it that you do?

Oh, well, not much, I'm afraid.

I'm independently wealthy,
but if you have money,

it's nice to be able to help people.

Well, I mustn't stay here chattering.

I got people to help.

Well, what, how do,

how do I get to be one of those people?

Oh, well I can make you rich

like I made the other guy rich,

but the problem is you have to have

an incredible startup idea.

No, I do have an idea.

It's for camping.

A hoop for privacy, when you have to go.

It's called the Hula Poop.

I like it already.

Let me show you.

Sure, let's look.

So, this is the Hula Poop.

I love it.

Brilliant.

This is gonna make you billions.

Now, the only thing you need is a patent.

How do I get a patent?

Well, from the Washington
Patent Office, you see.

Now, if we had some money,

we could set this ball rolling now.

Hey, there's an ATM
machine right behind you.

Thank you.

Can't wait to tell my wife.

What?

What an idiot.

Hey, wait!

Where are you, hey!

Darn it.

Count down to spring break.
This is exciting, guys.

I wanna hear all about your plans.

Um, Liam?

My family and I are going canoeing.

Nice.

How about Emily?

Me and my family are going ziplining.

Awesome.

And you, Valerie?

Me and my family are going
to Bearizona Wild Animal Park

and we're going to Butterfly Wonderland.

Great.

Meara?

Tell us your plans for spring break.

Do you have plans, sweetie?

Meara?

Uh, me and my family
are going ziplining.

Uh, Santiago?

We're going canoeing.

Um, Butterfly Wonderland.

And we're also going to Bearizona.

That's, that's great, Meara.

Kids.

Be nice.

Meara said she's going
ziplining and to Bearizona.

What a liar.

You don't have the money to go canoeing.

Your dad delivered food to my house.

Maybe her dad works the zipline.

Listen up, poop faces.

Meara's going to all those places.

And yes, I deliver food to your parents

because your dad's clinically depressed

and can't leave the house.

Okay, bye.

Come on.

Don't worry about those
kids. They're meanie kids.

We can't thank you enough for
letting us stay here, Karen.

Oh, it is my pleasure.

It is a delight to have the
two of you stay with me.

Well, the three of us
really appreciate it.

So, this was your grandmother's house?

Yes. It's been in my
family for a hundred years.

Whoa.

You can tell.

New homes don't have that old lady smell.

You gotta earn that.

Mom, Dad?

I'm scared.

I don't wanna sleep all by myself.

Oh, honey, I'll come sleep with you.

You got a real good mom there.

Okay, get some sleep.

See you in the morning.

Love you.

Move over!

I just got kicked off my couch.

I gotta warn you, I fart in my sleep.

I can sleep through anything.

A lot.

Oh, come on!

Ugh.

Good morning, sweetheart.

Morning.

Hey, dad.

Hi, honey. How's my little girl doing?

Good, I'm drawing.

Can you tell me one of your stories?

Um, let me think of one.

Once upon a time, there was a
cookie that loved to complain.

I like it.

When the mommy was
baking him in the oven,

the cookie complained.

It's too hot in here. Take me out.

So the mommy
took the cookie out,

but the cookie complained again.

I'm not done yet.

I'm still soft in the
middle. Put me back in.

So the mommy
put the cookie back in.

It's too hot again.

The cookie complained.

When the cookie was done baking...

The mommy took him out.

Now I'm too cold.

The cookie complained.

So the mommy put him in a cookie
jar with the other cookies

and the cookie complained again.

Get me out of here!

I can't breathe. I got all
these cookies on top of me!

So the mommy
put the cookie on a plate

on the counter and the
cookie complained even more.

How come you guys get to watch the TV?

I'm just stuck on a plate.

So the mommy moved the plate

so the cookie could see the TV.

Still the cookie complained.

How come you guys get to sit

on the comfortable couch?

So the mommy put
the cookie on the couch.

How come the dog
is closer to the TV than me?

So the mommy put the cookie

right in front of the dog and
the cookie complained again.

Now I'm too close to the TV.

And then the cookie
complained one last time.

I don't like the way
that dog is looking at me.

Then the dog ate the cookie.

That was so funny, dad.

I can't wait to see your drawing of it.

Dad?

Can I ask you something?

Sure, honey.

When are we moving
back into our own house?

Hopefully soon.

Did you mean what you said at school?

What's that?

Are you really taking
me on spring break?

Of course.

We're gonna go zip lining,
canoeing, Butterfly Wonderland.

We're gonna go to Bearizona.

What's happening?

Are you okay, dad?

I'm fine.

I'm giving you a ticket.

- Hm?
- I'm so excited!

I'm so excited.

I'm gonna go pack.

Bye.

Uh, I'll tell you what.

How about I don't give you the ticket

and you don't make me pay for this?

Have a nice day, sir.

Hey!

Ah!

Officer!

Officer!

Officer!

This guy's pretty amazing.

This guy's whack.

Larry, I need to talk to you.

What about?

Meara told me that you're taking us

on a spring break trip.

She did?

As much as I would love to
go on vacation, I have to work.

You hopefully are starting in a week.

I am?

You do realize we're
living at my friend's house,

who hates your guts?

I wanna do something special for Meara.

And why does Karen hate my guts?

That's not important.

What's important is how
are we gonna pay for it?

Look, I did pretty good today.

Check the tip jar.

Honey, you have seven
dimes in your bucket.

Two of those sounded
like quarters.

Larry, please, just don't
break our daughter's heart.

I won't.

I promise.

I'll see you back at the house.

At my friend's house.

Boo-bel?

Bubble?

It's Buble.

It's got a little thing over the E.

It's called an accent.

Oh, I don't have an
accent. I'm from here.

Anyway, I'm here to donate blood.

Mm-hm, okay, second door on the left.

On your left.

- It's my left, sorry.
- Yeah.

My left, okay.

- Second door on the left.
- Yeah.

Second door on the left.

Yeah, it's Buble, like
the singer, Michael Buble.

He's a Canadian.

That's probably why his music
hasn't reached here yet.

Right.

Okay, round two.

Let's go.

Mr. Buble, you can only give blood once

or you'll start to feel weak.

Someone at the front
will give you your $40.

Are you sure? 'Cause we're ready to go.

- I'm positive.
- Sure?

I'm calling security.

All righty, it's a shame
'cause it's ready to go,

this one.
Yeah.

A faucet, this one.

Mmhm.

Mm-hm.

Buh-bye.

Thank you very much.

Ah, here to donate blood.

What's your name?

Name?

Jimmy. Jim.

Jim Jimmy.

Jimmy.

Second door on the left?

How did you know that?

Well, you know, blood places.

It's always second door on the left.

Okay.

Thank you very much. Pleasure.

I enjoyed it.

Ah.

Hello, I'm Al.

I just landed in my plane, of course,

and I am here to donate the blood.

Second door on the left.

Sorry. Perfectly sorry.

That was 100% me.

100% me on that one.

Oh, thank you.

You shouldn't have.

I'm good.

Thank you very much.

Appreciate it.

May I just...

Uh, excuse me, sir. I...

Here, for you.

Don't worry about it.

I didn't even order any groceries.

Huh?

You didn't?

Is this 234 Agriculpa?

No, the even numbers
are across the street.

Hm?

Across the street?

Really? Is that so?

Hm.

Oh.

Hey, pick up all the stuff!

I'm ready.

Oh, make sure you use the
bathroom before we leave.

Unless you wanna use the Hula Poop.

Uh, I'll go to the bathroom.

So what do you have planned?

Take her for some ice
cream? Maybe the zoo?

She's gonna have the best
spring break of all time.

Larry, you're doing it again.

Let's try to keep her expectations

in slightly disappointed
to devastated range.

It's gonna be way better
than devastated. I promise.

I love you.
I love you, too.

Come on, baby.

- Love you, mom.
- See you after spring break.

- Okay.
- Come on, let's go.

Spring break!
All right!

I hope you guys have
a pretty great time!

See you after spring break!

So I guess I'll see
you guys tonight then?

Let's go! Spring break.

Woo-hoo!

Is this great or what?

So what do you have planned, dad?

What do we have planned?

What don't I have planned, more like.

So many surprises.

What surprises?

What surprises?

Well if I told you, it
wouldn't be a surprise.

The first surprise is
we're almost outta gas.

We're going to the gas station.

Woo! Gas station.

Spring break.

Forget you, Cancun.

We're going to the gas station.

Yeah!

Woo!

You ready to have some fun?
Yeah!

Hi. $20 on pump number five, please.

All right, let's get this goin'.

And 24.

And 25, $19.35, $19.40.

Was that $19.35 or $19.45?

Do we need to start again?

Hey moron, hurry up!

I was hurrying it up
until someone distracted me.

Now I'm gonna have to
count it all over again

for the seventh time.

Anyway, Susan B. Anthony is like

the least collectible of all coins.

I'll just pay for it.

Thank you.

You, sir, are a gentleman.

Unlike you, young man.

You are what one might
call a huge butt wipe.

So where we going now, dad?

I'll give you a hint.
We might get a little wet.

Are we going to a water park?

Kind of.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Can I open my eyes, yet?

Yeah, you can.

Hang on.

What?

Whoa!

It's the carpet strip monster!

I'm so scared.

Oh my goodness!

I'm going in!

Look out!

Ah?

Was that scary or what?

Not as scary as you pretending
this is the water park.

Spring break, baby.

Woo!

Dad, where are we going?

Um, we're going to an incredible place.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I got it all planned out.

Okay.

Yeah, dad's coming in, too.

Don't worry.

Dad's comin'.

Dad's, ah!

Dad's good! Dad's good.

All right, there you go.

Chickens, chickens, chickens.

Hey.

Can I help you guys?

Hi.

Just petting the animals.

Oh, you wanna pet the animals?

Go ahead, pet away.

Thank you. I can't wait to
draw some pictures of them.

Oh, well that's wonderful.

Hey, you know, if you want,
you can feed 'em some treats.

- Really?
- Yeah, go ahead, feed 'em.

Take the whole bucket.

Wow, how about that?

Hey, you know what'd be real fun?

Yeah.

If we cleaned up after some sheep.

What?

Get in there!

Yeah.

- This is fun, huh?
- Ew!

Ya think?

Spring break.

Spring break? This is like stink break.

Dad, I'm starving. I
haven't eaten all day.

Well, I'm gonna feed
you right now, honey.

I'm gonna take you to
a great place to eat.

You'll love it.

World class dining.

Hey, thank you.

Well, hello.

What's up, fool? What
are you hungry for?

What would you like to get?

Uh, I'll take the roast beef sandwich.

Well, she'll have the
roast beef sandwich, please.

One roast beef sandwich, homie.

Here you go.

That's not enough meat.

What?

I need more meat.

More meat?

Well, now that's too much meat.

Now I'm gonna need more bread.

Can I have an extra plate, too?

Whoa!

I love Jerry Lewis. Amazing.

Dad?

Yeah?

I can barely hear the movie.

Honey, these are the
best seats in the house.

Are you kidding me?

You get too close, you're
gonna strain your neck

looking up at the screen like ah.

Ah, ooh. You don't want that.

Hey!

Shh!

Hey, baby. Can I call you back?

We're at the movies.
Is that mom?

Let me talk to her.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Hi, mom!

Meara, honey, what
movie are you watching?

I'm not quite sure.

We're kinda watching other
people watch a movie.

I found a pair of shoes!

Can I talk to dad for
a sec again, please?

Fine.

Hey, baby. Yeah, Meara's
having a great trip.

What was that?

I should kill you!

Is this appropriate
for Meara to be watching?

It was about a minute ago.

We gotta get goin'.

There's about to be some crude humor.

No, no, no. Don't hang up.

Hey, hang on, pal.

Yeah.

Here you go.

It's the Hula Poop.

Nice!

Thank you, sir.

It's nice, isn't it?

Mm-hm.

Beautiful.

Meara?

I love you all the way
to that star and back.

Dad?

That looks like an airplane.

It's an airplane?

No, behind the airplane.

That's another airplane.

Behind those two
airplanes, there's a star,

and I love you all the way to that star.

That looks like a UFO.

It does look like a UFO.

Thank you.

I love you all the way to
the end of the universe.

And it has no end, so you
just have to keep going,

until you get to the farthest part

of the universe and back.

That's pretty far.

I love you all the way to
the end of this universe

and then to the next one
and then the next one

and then back, a thousand times.

Infinity.

I love you all the way
to the hood of the car,

to the windshield and halfway back.

That doesn't seem like as
far as what I was just saying.

I love you all the way from my nose

to the hair on my ear...

Ew.

And then back to the third
booger in my right nostril.

Excuse me.

I love you all the way to
my index finger to my thumb,

and they're touching.

It doesn't seem like a lot.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Meara, this trip is gonna
start being awesome tomorrow.

I promise.

Dad?

Yeah?

I'm gonna need to go home tomorrow.

Thanks for trying.

I love you, dad.

I love you, too.

Please show me a sign.

Please.

Villa Resort, Scottsdale?

Come on.

Where are we? What are we doing?

What is this place?
I'm not sure.

Just come, come, come, come.

What are we doing?

We're delivering pizzas.

Let's go.

Come on, come on.

All right, grab that one.

Just follow me and do what I do.

Should we be doing this?

Probably not.

- You must be Janine.
- Yes.

We are so happy to have you at our hotel.

We're big fans of your travel blog.

Wow.

Gracias.

Uh, sir?

I'm gonna sign this for you.

Sir?

Excuse me, sir?

Your reservation for Jose
Andres' new restaurant

is all set for 6:30.

Perfecto.

And our cabana?
It's ready for you,

right next to the pool.
Incredible.

Perfect.

I might work reception,
but I can do anything.

If you need a massage, even
if I'm not supposed to.

Pedicure, babysitting. I'm your gal.

Jackie of all trades.

Thank you.

Let's take a look.

Thank you, honey.

Hop in, Theo.

No quiero.

I said I don't want to.

Okay.

Dad, are you sure it's okay?

100%.

Cannonball!

Little help?

What's that?

Ha, I am not getting
sunburned again.

Little help, please.

Sunscreen.

Can't reach.

I'm not really comfortable with that.

No, I'm gonna do the front.

I meant for the back.

Place I can't reach.

Even still, I'm not touching you.

No problem.

I got this.

Hey there.

Be careful on the edge over there.

There's a giant pool right there.

You wouldn't wanna accidentally fall!

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Buble is the name. Larry Buble.

Like the singer, Michael Buble?

Oh.

Santiago and Fernanda Arechavaleta.

Nice to meet you.

Ra-chita-lala.

That's foreign.

Yes.

We are from Spain and Mexico.

I figured, you know,
unpronounceable name,

strange accent equals foreign.

I'm gonna grab a drink.

Do you want something, honey?

No, I'm okay.

Thank you.

All right.

I'm good.

Tu hables espanol?

Si.

There's a lot of money in blood.

Is that so?

They say you're supposed

to wait 30 days between donations.

I don't.

Interesting.

A lot of, a lot of hoops
you gotta jump through.

Lot of regulations.

Blood.

The body keeps makin' it.
That's the beauty of it.

Hey.

Theo is swimming.

Oh my goodness, yes.

I let you win.

Who is that sweet little girl?

That's my little Meara.

She's quite the fish.

She'll swim all day if you let her.

Yes, yes, Theo.

Uh huh.

Excuse me, sir, can I please
see that hotel key of yours

that I'm 1000% sure you don't have.

- I, I left it in-
- Can I please

finish that sentence for you?

"We left it in the hotel room."

That you also don't have.

Wayne, treat this guy
like he took your hair.

Please.

Don't do this in front of my kid.

Your kid has five more minutes

and you have to find a reason to leave.

Thank you.

And clean the chair.

Looks like a clam blew his brains out.

Pretty bird.

Dad.

I'm sorry but we have to go.

I'm so sorry.

But why do we have to leave?
I was having so much fun.

Look, I didn't want to
have to tell you this,

but somebody left a
little gift in the pool.

With their butt.

With their butt.

Ew, gross.

I think you should drive.

I had two of those sand
in the cracks drinks.

They were strong.

We'll still have fun, okay?

I don't think that's
the name of the drinks,

but you are right, I should drive.

Stay right here okay? I'll right back.

Excuse me.

Hello.

How do I put it in gear?

You just press the button
under the steering wheel.

Oh, there you go.

Hey, you dropped your-

We have to call an ambulance.

No.

Why not?

Maybe he's okay.

- We just run over him!
- We?

You.

Shh!

Hit by a car.

Hello, hello, run over. Hello.

Hello.

Run over.

You can't go that fast!

Shh.

Oh, you guys came back early.

Thank you, Jeanine. What
a great recommendation.

Wow. You guys ate fast.

Yes, we just had the
appetizers, which were marvelous.

- Oh, let me clean up.
- No, no, no, don't worry.

We like it dirty.

My phone.

Oh, stay away from your phone.

Well, let know if you
need anything, please.

We don't, thank you.

Shh!

This is bad.

We're gonna get sued.

That's where Americans
do, they sue each other.

Maybe he won't.

Do you know in America,

if someone breaks into your house

and drowns in your pool, they can sue you.

That doesn't make any sense.

How's the person gonna
sue you if they're dead?

I don't know all the details.

But listen, if he gets
a judgment against us,

we could lose our work visas.

We won't be allowed back in the country,

most of our followers are here
so we could lose everything.

We can't let that happen!

No!

Shh.

Shh.

Is my dad in there?

Hi, honey.

Hey, dad. Are you okay?

Oh, completely.

100%.

Um...

Can I offer you something to drink?

Not you.

Ah?

= What kind of tea would you like?

Oh, I'm a big fan of all teas.

The afternoon, midday, sleepy time, detox.

And if I don't have any plans,

I might even go for a smooth move.

Let me come over there and get it.

Are these your drawings?

Yeah.

What's this story about?

This is a story about a boy
who had too many birthdays.

What happens?

Once there was a boy
who wished that every day

would be his birthday.

Every day?

Yeah.

The first day all of his friends
came to his birthday party

and they all brought him presents.

He got everything he wanted.

He even got to eat three pieces of cake.

The next day when he woke up,
it was his birthday again,

only this time, only half of the friends

came to his birthday party

and only a few of them brought presents.

There was cake, but he only felt

like eating one piece this time.

The next day he woke up,
it was his birthday again.

But this time none of his friends
came to his birthday party

and the thought of eating any
cake made his stomach hurt.

By the time two weeks had passed,

he didn't even wanna go to his
own birthday party anymore.

When he went sleep that night,

he made another wish that it would not

be his birthday every day.

He woke up the day and he got his wish.

But unfortunately for him,

because it had been 14 days of birthdays,

he was 20 years old,

and now had to go out and get a job...

As a school janitor.

My daughter's really
having fun with your son.

It's so nice to see him playing.

He hasn't been himself for a while.

Yeah?

He's our nephew.

Both his parents died in a terrible

mountain climbing
accident in the Himalayas.

Himalayas?

Mm.

I heard a lot of good
things about the Himalayas.

Until now, of course.

How did I get in here?

You hit our car with your face.

But it was an accident, so
we completely understand.

Don't worry, we're not going to sue you.

We don't do that kind of thing.

You don't do that kind
of thing, do you? Suing?

Why would I sue you?

Exactly, why would you?

Then again, you guys do seem kinda rich.

I can see how it looks that way.

I'm just kidding.

But seriously, how much
you think I can get

if I did sue you?

We don't have a lot of money.

We're just travel bloggers.

We write reviews for hotels.

That's why they put us
up in the nicest room.

The company we work
for pays for all of this.

Yeah.

Maybe I should sue the
company that you work for.

Your faces are priceless
and the eyes are...

You got...

Bearizona?

Butterfly Wonderland?

Ziplining?

These are all the places Meara
wanted to go on spring break.

We are taking our
nephew to all these places

to write about them.

Oh, lucky guy.

Now I know what we can do for you.

Yeah?

What if we go to all these places...

Uh huh?

- And after-
- Yeah?

We'll let you know
what a great time we had.

Oh.

And you can see
the pictures on our blog.

Or maybe you can join us.

Come with us.

That would be amazerrific.

Let me go tell Meara.

Meara!

Meara!

Amazerrific? I must
have hit his head hard.

It's so pretty up here.

Those are the Red Rocks right over there.

Yes, yes.

- Wow.
- Beautiful.

Yeah, it's really pretty.

Yeah.

- Oh, dear.
- Oh.

Oh, ran behind a bush.

- Ow.
- Beautiful.

Larry.

Hi, mom.

Hi sweetie.

Where are you?

We're in a van with
people from another country

I've never met before.

With a kid that isn't theirs.

What?

Who?

Gotta go, bye!

Hi, mom!

Hey, baby!

Where are we?

- Bearizona!
- That's right!

We havin' fun?
Yeah!

Excuse me.

Oh my god.

- Bearizona!
- That's right!

Meara, look out there.

It's beautiful.

Hey!

Hi, baby!

Hi, mommy, we're having so much fun!

That's great.

Where are you guys?

We're just about to jump out of a tree.

Ready?

Yeah!

I gotta go. We're having too much fun.

Wait, wait, where are you guys going

and how are you doing all this?

And go!

Larry!

Spring break!

Look at those!

Tio.

Look what Meara made.

What's this?

It's the story about a little girl

who everything she touches
turns to marshmallows.

She was happy about it,
until she hugged her mom.

Marshmallows can't drive you to school

because they'll melt in the car.

Wow.

You are a very creative young lady.

Thank you.

Santiago Arechavaleta.

Party for five.
Ooh, yeah.

- Fancy.
- This is very fancy.

After dinner, we get in
the car and drive away.

Santiago, no, no, no, no.

We can't just leave them here.

Well of course we can.

We are not responsible
for their entire vacation.

Santiago.

He jumped out of a tree
today so he can't sue us now.

He's obviously 100% recovered.

I have the video on my phone.

Hey.

Do you want wine?

Oh uh, psh.

Yeah.
You choose the kind.

No, no, no. I choose.

- Okay.
- Okay.

What would you like?

Ribera del Duero? Bordeaux?

I can go for the...

Okay.

You've been here before?

- So many times.
- So many times?

Theo, if you ever need a
story, I made this for you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

These are great.

Look at that.

Wow.
Wow.

Honey?

We got the cover.

Conde Nast, baby!

Fantastico!

Let's celebrate!

Oh, thank you, honey.

- Cheers, huh?
- Cheers.

This is the biggest travel magazine ever.

Champagne, por favor.

Congrats. Whatever's going on, good.

- Champagne, madam?
- Mm.

Let me open it.

I've always wanted to try this.

Go for it.

We deserve this.

To success.

Oh my god!

His thumb's gone.

And I know, right?

Excuse me.

Nice as always, and I said the same.

Hm?

- Excuse me.
- What is it?

I'm gonna need this.

Oh?

What?

Thank you.

Sorry. Ladies.

Wha...

Take that.

Dad?

Do you wanna play?

I'd love to, but they just sewed

my thumb back on 30 minutes ago.

Thumbs are important.

What separates us from the apes.

Yes.

Dad, apes have thumbs.

Well, let's agree to disagree.

All right, let me in there.

Yes.

Come here.

Which one am I?

You're the one losing.

What were you thinking?

He's gonna take everything we have now.

Me?

You were the one who
ordered the champagne.

Seriously?

Think about this.

You don't have to worry
because we are friends

and friends don't sue friends.

Friends don't cut off
other friend's fingers.

Come here.

What is that?

This was my mom's scarf.

It doesn't smell like her anymore.

I'm sorry, Theo.

I made you another drawing.

What is it?

It's a monarch butterfly.

Have you heard of them?

No.

The monarch butterfly
lays her egg under a leaf.

The mom only lives for two or three weeks,

but her dream is for her baby

to fly even farther than
she did and to have fun.

But, but why would she leave?

'Cause she knows that
one day all the butterflies

will be together again in paradise.

Why do you draw?

It's like the opposite
of math. I love it.

What do you love?

I don't know.

I never really thought about it.

Did you have fun today?

Yeah, I did.

Good, 'cause if you said you didn't,

I would've hit you with this.

Hey.

What's going on here?

Time out!

Give me that.

All right.

Time out over!

Watch the thumb.

Time out!

But don't punch me in the face

because I'm a blogger, okay?

Time out's over!

Time out!

Time out over!

That was you this time.

You're fine. You're perfect.

It's nothing.

Look at the beautiful mountains!

Okay, Theo, say somethin'.

What do I say?

Anything.

Can you hear me now?

Nope.

Can I see those?

These?

These are excellent.

So do you come up with all these?

Well, my dad tells the
stories, then I draw them.

We're a storytelling team.

Oh.

Oh my god, I think other children

would absolutely love
your stories and drawings.

I hope so. I'm gonna be a
cartoonist when I grow up.

Well, Meara, I can't promise anything,

but the woman we work for runs
a book publishing company.

We're meeting her tomorrow on her plane

and I think that she might like this.

Who knows what could happen.

Really?

That was be amazerrific.

I love that word.

This is my favorite song.

Hey, baby.

Yeah.

Hey, baby.

Oh, we had a terrific time.

Oh, I can't wait to see you guys.

I'm glad Meara had a good time.

Yeah.

You made it happen for her. Thank you.

Ah, I just got lucky.

Hey, Megan, when I get back,
I'm gonna take that job

as a a bagger at the store.

Are you serious?

Yeah, my inventing days are behind me.

All right, we can talk about
it when you get back, okay?

I love you.

Tell Meara I love her and I love you.

Oh my god.

Oh, no.

Are you okay?

I want to thank both of you

for giving Meara the best
spring break of her life.

Oh, are you kidding?

Thank you.

Santiago and I had a blast

and Theo is laughing again.

Having you and Meara
with us was amazerrific.

So nice of you.

The truth is...

I'm just an unsuccessful inventor

who was trying to show his daughter

a good time on spring break.

And I was failing miserably at it

until you ran over me.

Oh.

Sorry. It was my pleasure.

Now I feel terrible.

Why?

Why?

I'm sorry, but I have to give you this.

What?

You are suing us.

See, I knew it.

I knew it.
I can't believe

you'd do this to us.

Listen.

"I, Larry Buble, like
Michael Buble..."

"Promise never to sue my dear friends

Santiago and Fernanda Arechavaleta."

La-la-la...

Friends don't sue friends.

Oh.

Te como la cara!

Ah!

No!
Oh, I'm sorry!

Thank you.

I got her.

- Okay.
- All right.

We got you the same
room we had at The Villa.

Here is the key.

Oh.

Thank you.

See you tomorrow at the airport.

Thank you for everything.

Dad?

Do you think the publisher
lady is gonna like my drawings?

Oh, she's gonna love them.

Dad?

Yeah?

Did you mean what you said last night?

What was that?

That you're gonna take
that job as a bagger.

That's a good job, baby.

But it's not your dream.

Inventing is your dream.

Sometimes when you have
a dream, you wake up.

Besides, you and your
mom are the best dream

I could ever have, anyway.

Now come on.

Let's do this.

Let's go.

Come on.

Good bye.

Bye!

Bye.

Best spring break ever.

I had an awesome time.

We're doing it.

I can't wait to see Theo.

Woo!

This little girl is so talented.

I promise, you won't be disappointed.

- You ready?
- Yeah.

We are doin' it. We're doin' it.

What?

No, no, no. No.

No, no, no, no, no.

What's the matter?

Don't do this to me, no.

What's the matter?

- You're gonna have to drive.
- What?

You're gonna have to drive.

I don't have my driver's
license yet. I'm eight!

You can steer, like you did before.

Santiago, are your
friends coming or not?

I have a meeting in New York I can't miss.

Let's straighten it out, honey.

You're doin' great, we're gonna make it!

We're gonna make it.

We're gonna make it.

Just keep going straight.

You're doin' good, I love you.

We're gonna make it.

Can we please give
it a few more minutes?

We would be so grateful.

Five minutes.

To the airport.

Okay, all right.

Okay.

Let's go.

We gotta run for it.

Run for it. We're gonna make it.

Come on, honey, hold my hand.

We're gonna go.

- We're gonna make it.
- We're gonna make it.

We got it.

Come on.

Come on.

Ma'am, we're at risk of
losing our takeoff window.

I'm sorry.

- We're gonna make it.
- We're gonna make it!

We're gonna make it.
We're gonna make it.

Come on.

We're gonna make it.

Come on.

Hi.

We're here for the Arechavaleta jet?

Oh, I'm sorry. The plane just took off.

Can you turn the plane around?

I can't, sweetie.

I'm sorry.

I didn't get a chance
to say bye to Theo!

Meara.

Meara.

Meara.

I told you not to break her heart.

Meara...

I'm really...

I'm really sorry.

Meara, don't. Meara.

Why not? You quit.

Oh, sweetheart.

We'll fix it.

I love you.

It was fantastic.

I loved it.

Wow.

Hey.

Watermelons and tampons.

What a night.

Theo!

Hi.

Hi Karen.

I can't find Meara.

She's not here.

What do you mean she's not there?

She's not here.

Karen can't find Meara.

What?

Did you ask her teacher?

I've been everywhere.

She's not here.

Larry, she
can't find her anywhere.

She doesn't know where Meara is.

We'll find her.

I promise you, we'll find her.

I'm gonna go look inside again.

Okay.

Meara!

Look at this.

Meara, your book.

Meara.

I can't believe it.

Thanks.

There you go.

- Hi, what's your name?
- Ben.

Hi, Ben.

Meara.

Hi.

I love your book. Can
I have your autograph?

You got it.

Hi, Meara.

Your book is amazing.

It was awesome.

We loved it.

Aww, thank you.

See you at school.

Bye.

Poop faces.

Hi Megan. Is Larry there?

Oh my god.

Babe.
What?

Hey, cousin, it's Michael
Buble, as in Larry Buble.

Hey, Michael Buble.

See, everybody. It's Michael
Buble, we are cousins.

Congrats on the book, Larry.

My wife, my kids and I absolutely love it.

He loves the book.

He loves the book.

Hey, we're huge fans.

Oh, thanks, Larry.

Not just at Christmas.

Okay, thanks, Lar.

Listen, I actually gotta get goin'-

- Are you happily married?
On a scale of one to 10.

If it's anything below a nine,

I'm on a plane right now.

Give me that!

Hey, it's great to talk to you Larry,

but I really gotta run.

I gotta jump on stage.

Hey Michael, I feel like I know you.

Hello? Michael?

We got disconnected.

That Canadian cell service
is terrible.

Hey Michael? Michael?

Larry!

You.

Inventor of the Hula Poop.

I've been looking everywhere for you.

I got a check for $25,000 for you.

What?

Yeah, this is huge. Taiwan, South Korea.

Right, okay? So?

I'm in.

$750,000 goes
into a small tin can...

Excuse us.

May I have your autograph?

What is it?

It's a book contract.

Florence want you guys to do another one.

Oh my, this is amazing!

Yes!

Hey, summer vacation's coming up.

Summer. Where are we goin'?

Summer.

Nowhere.

Yeah no, we're coming with you.

No, no, no, no.

- Wait for us!
- We're coming!

Come on!

Thank you for watching our movie.

Dad, tell me another
one of your stories.

I'll draw a cartoon.

Okay.

Once upon a time, there was a princess

who didn't appreciate Jack Squat.

Jack who?

Jack Squat, the frog.

You see Jack Squat was a frog

who worked for a princess
that never said thank you.

Not even once?

Not even once.

Jack Squat did everything
for the young princess.

He cut up her food, he
put it in her mouth.

Jack Squat brushed her hair and her teeth,

with the same brush, of course.

Ew, gross, why didn't
he use a toothbrush?

That's a question for Jack Squat.

One day after Jack helped
the princess chew her food

and blink her eyeballs,

Jack waited for a thank
you, but it never came.

So Jack said to himself,

"This princess doesn't
appreciate Jack Squat."

So Jack Squat went back to his pond.

One day, he found a pink hair ribbon

that belonged to a beautiful princess.

When Jack returned the ribbon,

the princess kissed Jack on
the cheek to say thank you.

And with that kiss,

Jack turned into a handsome young prince

and the two were married.

At the wedding, the princess
who never said thank you

came by, but she wasn't able to eat

any of the wedding cake

because she didn't have
anybody to help her chew it.

Did the princess realize

that the handsome prince was Jack?

Nope.

The princess didn't
recognize the handsome prince

because she didn't appreciate Jack Squat.

Brilliant! I love it.