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[Ducks quack]

Both: ♪ buckle up, duckies

♪ 'cause we got a rocket van ♪

♪ delivering bread

♪ flying quazy 'cause we can ♪

♪ quazy [Ducks quack]

♪ Quazy [Ducks quack]

♪ Quazy 'cause we can ♪

- Swaysway! - Buhdeuce!

- Do a barrel roll, man!

Both: Sweet!

♪ Buckle up, duckies, 'cause we got a rocket van ♪

♪ delivering bread

♪ flying quazy 'cause we can ♪

♪ Booty kick it, party punch it ♪

♪ shake your feathers, make your pants dance ♪

- Look out, we're gonna crash land!

[Distant bass thuds]

- [Quacks]

- Whoo-hoo!

Look out, duck town!

Rocket van comin' through!

- [Quacks]

[Quacks]

- Buhdeuce, are you ready

to deliver some more of this beautiful bread?

- Yup yup. - Then what's our next stop?

- 14th and chickwood.

An order for two loads of huckleberry spaghetti bread.

- Roger that! [Horn beeps]

- [Quacks]

Both: Whoo!

- Another satisfied customer.

- Next delivery.

One loaf of bubblegum rye.

Extra sprinkles.

- Approaching destination.

Hook shot!

- [Quacks]

- In yo beak!

- Oh, boy, we got a big one.

100 loaves of 47-grain.

Daisy waddleton's tenth birthday party.

- Aw, b-day bread comin' at ya!

Release the loaves!

- Buh-buh-buh-buh-Booty kick!

[Ducks quack]

[Ducks quack]

[Laughter]

Man, being a breadwinner is the best job ever!

- I will eat to that.

- All right, we've got 12 loaves of bread left.

Where to next?

- Buh, swaysway, I got some bad news.

We don't have any more orders.

- But then all that wonderful bread will go to...Waste!

[Both scream]

[Explosion]

This is awful.

Breadwinners are supposed to deliver all of their bread.

We still got 12 extra loaves left.

- Ugh, all that crusty, tender-y goodness, wasted.

- All those tasty precious grains, squandered.

- But can't we just deliver them tomorrow?

- Naw, man.

Nobody wants day-old bread.

[Both sigh]

[Alarm quacks]

- Holy guacamole, all right!

We got another order!

- Ninja roll, cartwheel, somersault, flip!

It's an order for a dozen loaves.

- Perfect!

- To the worst part of duck town.

- Wait, you mean-- - the lower yeast side.

[Alarms blare] [Screaming]

Nuh-uh. Count me out.

- But, dude, we're breadwinners.

This is what we born to do.

What's our motto?

- ♪ No matter the challenge, no matter what ♪

♪ we always deliver and never give up ♪

- I can't hear you.

- ♪ No matter the challenge, no matter what ♪

♪ we always deliver and never give up ♪

- Say it again!

- ♪ No matter the challenge, no matter what ♪

♪ we always deliver and never give up ♪

And let's go do this thing right now!

- That's what I'm talking about!

Both: Party punch!

Pow!

- [Quacks]

- I changed my mind.

I wanna go home.

- Okay, we get in, we get out,

and we'll be home before you know it.

Just don't make eye contact with anyone.

- Not making eye contact, not making eye contact,

not making--oof!

- [Quacks] - [Yelps]

- I got ya.

[Doorbell rings] - Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on. [Doorbell rings]

- Open the door, please!

- Did you order a dozen loaves of bread?

- [Quacks]

- Whoo-hoo! We did it!

- ♪ We delivered all the bread

- ♪ all the bread - ♪ all the bread

♪ we found a new home

both: ♪ for a dozen loaves of bread ♪

- Speaking of home, we should probably be getting out of here.

Just have to find my keys. [Laughs nervously]

Gotta be around here somewhere.

Nope.

Nope. - Hurry up!

We're sitting ducks out here.

- Nope. No.

Huh, been looking for that. [Horn honks]

I just realized where I left them.

- So you're telling me

you locked the keys in the rocket van

and now we're stuck in the lower yeast side

with no way of getting home?

- Yep, pretty much.

- [Clears throat]

[Inhales]

[Screams]

- Wait, don't!

The rocket van is equipped

with a high tech security...

System.

- I'm getting out of here

if I have to climb through that windo--

[screams]

[Woman screams]

- [Yells]

I thought you loved us, rocket van!

- Look on the bright side.

Things couldn't possibly get any worse.

[Motorcycles roar] [Both gasp]

- Biker ducks!

- Quick, hide!

- [Quacks]

[Quacks]

- Those ducks are quazy.

- Quazy? Yes.

But if they can break into all of those vehicles,

I bet they can help us break into the rocket van.

- But they won't help us.

Biker ducks only help other biker ducks.

- Right, which is why I have the perfect disguise.

Both: L-l-l-l-level up!

Biker ducks!

- What up, my ducky ducks.

- [Quacks]

- I know, this is your turf.

My respect.

- [Quacks]

- Oh, boy. We're goners.

- Hey, hey, look.

We're all biker ducks here.

We should team up and break into things.

Like that rocket van. - [Quacks]

- Because it's filled to the brim with taste-tacular bread.

- Yeah--wait, no!

Sway, we delivered all the brea--

- shh, I think they're buying it.

- [Quacks]

[Quacking]

[Both yelp]

[All quack]

- [Chuckles] Did I say

it was filled with bread?

I meant it was totally empty.

[Gasps]

Oh, no, not the ladle.

- Hey, let me through.

That's my buddy in there.

Swaysway, I'm coming!

Whoa-kay.

I'm coming in.

I'm in.

Whoa! I'm out!

- [Yelps] Yikes!

Okay, you want some of this?

Yah! Ow!

Oh, time out, time out.

I call time out.

- Whoa, I'm falling!

Look out below!

- Good-bye, cool world.

- [Screams]

- [Quacks]

[Both scream]

- Monster in the alley!

- [Quacks] Both: Whoa.

[All quack]

- What are they saying?

- You defeated their leader,

so now they're making you buhdeuce Von deuce bersukovich

the first, their new leader.

- Me? Leader of the biker ducks?

- Yeah, man.

You'll get to ride a motorcycle.

- [Yelps]

- You'll meet lots of interesting ducks.

- [Screams]

- And you'll go places

you've never gone before.

- [Screams]

I don't wanna be leader of the biker ducks.

Swaysway! - Buhdeuce!

Hold tight.

- It's no use.

Save yourself.

I'm toast.

- Uh-uh.

Have you forgotten our motto?

- Um, yes?

- No matter the challenge,

no matter what,

we always deliver and?

- And? - N-n-n?

- N-n-n-n? - N-n-n-n-n?

- N-n-n n-n-n?

Both: Ne...Ver?

- Guh. - Guh?

- Gih. - Gih.

Both: Gi...Ve.

- Uh. - Uh?

Up!

Never give up!

Never give up!

- [Whispers] Never give up.

- Let's ditch these biker ducks!

Okay, listen up, you guys.

As your new leader, I order you to stand tall, look tough,

and line up for a group photo.

Now back it up a little.

A little more.

Just a little bit more.

Now close your eyes.

- Three, two, run!

Punch it!

- [Growls]

[Laughs] We did it!

We ditched the biker ducks. - Yeah!

We'll never see those mindless feather brains again.

[Laughter]

[Quacking]

Both: Did you--was that--

- oh, bubble nuggets.

Uh, hey, guys.

You're not mad about the whole us ditching you thing, are you?

- [Roars]

[Both scream] - Monster from the alley!

[Both scream]

If we don't think of something fast,

they are totally gonna kick our Booty.

- Kick Booty?

Ding!

Booty kick!

[Quacking]

- Yeah, buhdeuce!

You saved us with your butt.

- My what?

- ♪ Your butt, your butt

♪ you saved us with your butt

- ♪ oh, my butt

♪ I saved us with my butt

- ♪ and thanks to your butt

♪ we ditched those biker ducks

- ♪ yeah, that's right ♪

Both: ♪ 'cause we never give up ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Yeah!

[Alarm clock beeping]

- ♪ That's the alarm going beep, beep, beep ♪

♪ time to wakey wake, get on your feet ♪

- Okay, I'm on my-- ugh!

Face.

- ♪ What a great day to be a breadwinner ♪

♪ whether you're an expert or a beginner ♪

- Swaysway, a little help here.

- ♪ Down, down, down, two ducks goin' down ♪

♪ into the bread mines deep underground ♪

- ♪ are we there yet? - ♪ no

- ♪ are we there yet? - ♪ no

- ♪ are we there yet? - ♪ nope

- ♪ are we there yet?

- ♪ Put on your hat and grab yo axe ♪

♪ now off we go

both: ♪ on the bread mine tracks

- [grunts] [Tearing]

Oh, boy.

Wedgie in my butt crack.

[Alarm blares]

- [Over p.A. System] Keep your hands

in the cart at all times.

Remember, safety first in the bread mines.

Both: Yay!

[Bones crack] Ow.

- ♪ No rocks, no stones, no dirt, no granite ♪

♪ just tons of bread make up this planet ♪

- Mmm, this planet tastes good.

Nom, nom, nom.

- ♪ Jelly-filled alfalfa

- ♪ rainbow confetti

- ♪ look up there

both: ♪ huckleberry spaghetti

- ♪ holy wheat - ♪ lumpernickel

- ♪ bubblegum rye

♪ so much bread

- ♪ buh, is that a monster eye? ♪

- [Roars]

Both: Aahh!

Wheee!

- ♪ We got no breaks

- ♪ we're going too fast ♪

- ♪ hold on tight, we're gonna crash ♪

- Buh...

[Groans] Where are we?

- Somewhere between lost and totally lost.

- Aw, bubble nuggets!

Now how are we gonna get home?

- Perhaps I can help.

Oh, yeah!

Greetings, my aquatic bread-loving friends.

Both: Whoa!

- Is it really you?

- We thought you were just a legend.

- It is I, the bread maker,

the Baker of bread,

yielder of yeast,

and deliverer of dough.

But you can call me dude, man.

- Wow, dude-man, what is this place?

- This is my man-cave, where I make

all the planet's bread.

Behold!

Flour power!

[Rock music]

Both: Whoa! Magic!

- I just have to say...

We are, like, your biggest fans.

- You're my hero.

- Thank you, swaysway and buhdeuce.

- He knows our names.

The bread maker knows our names.

- My mind is officially--

[explosion]

- [Laughs] Of course I know your names.

You two breadwinners are the last of your kind.

It's up to you to carry on

the noble tradition of delivering my righteous bread.

- You can count on us, bread maker.

- [Muffled] Yeah, you can count on us.

- Now then, it is time for you to go.

Open sesame seeds!

- But we don't want to go.

- Yeah, we want to stay here with you

and make bread.

- Rise, my ducklings.

Rise like the yeast that inspires ye.

Both: Whoa, whoa!

[Laughter]

- Oh, bread maker, will we ever see you again?

- You bet your buns.

Take this magic toaster.

By rubbing it,

you can summon me at any time.

- Awesomeness! - But remember...

Only use it in case of emergency.

Hasta-LA-yeast-da.

- Good-bye, bread maker.

- [Whispers] We love you.

- I cannot believe we actually met the bread maker!

- He moved me with his mind, and I will never be the same.

- I know it's only been eight seconds since we saw him,

and I don't know if this is weird,

but I miss him.

- Let's call him up!

[Brakes screech] - Wait.

He said we could only use it in case of emergency.

But...

Why wait for a real emergency

to find out if it works.

- We better test it now.

Both: ♪ rub-a-dub-dub

♪ rub-a-dub-doo

♪ oh, mighty bread maker

♪ we summon you

- greetings, bread heads.

- It totally works!

- Totally.

- What seems to be thy emergency?

- Buh...My shoelace is untied.

- Yeah, sure is good you got here before he tripped.

- Okay.

Shoelace, tie thyself!

[Shimmering tone]

Farewell, again, my ducklings.

- Aww, I already miss him again.

- Ooh, yeah, that's the stuff.

[Beeping] Ooh, bread beeper.

This must be important.

- Bread maker,

are your pecs bigger or smaller than coconuts?

- Well, this is not an emergency, but...

Bigger.

- What? No way! - Oh, yeah!

[Shouting gibberish] - No way!

- 4,006, 4,007.

[Beeping]

[Sighs] Oh, here we go again.

- Bread maker,

what's your favorite type of bread?

- I love all breads equally, man.

Peace.

- Bread maker, how did you get so cool?

- Can you do this?

- Where do you see yourself in five years?

- Do you poop?

- Of course I poop!

Everybody poops! - I knew it.

- [Sighs] I bet it smells like freshly baked bread.

- Now look, guys, I am one busy hombre.

I can't be answering your calls every 10 seconds.

- How about every 15 seconds? - No.

Now if you summon me one more time

and it's not an emergency, I'm taking away the toaster.

Both: [Gasping]

No! Anything but that!

- Remember, emergencies only.

- You know that bread maker tastes pretty good.

- I still have so many questions for the bread maker.

Like, do you think his tights ever get itchy?

- I don't know. Let's ask him.

- Dude, no!

- Dude, yes!

[Overlapping shouting]

- [Gasps]

Both: [Gasping] Noo!

- Our magic toaster!

- We have to go after it.

- Ooh! Ah-ah! - Ooh! Ah!

[Both grunting]

Both: ♪ row, row, row your cart ♪

♪ quickly down the stream - ♪ of fire

- ♪ merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

Both: ♪ merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪

♪ life is but a scream

aahh!

- [Gasps] Look!

- Well, looky here.

- Excuse me, lava mole.

That's actually our toaster.

- Oh, you want your toaster back, do you?

Both: Yes, please.

- Well, you can't have it. It's mine now.

Mine, all mine. [Laughs wickedly]

- Why you gotta steal our toaster?

- Because!

I've lived down here my whole life,

and I'm sick of eating bread.

Bread! Bread! Bread! Bread!

Now I can finally eat something completely different--

toast. [Laughs]

- But--but that's not just any toaster--

it's a magic toaster.

- Magic shmagic. As long as it makes toast.

[Crunches] Mmm...

Toast.

[Blissful music]

♪

- Come on, now's our chance.

[Music stops]

[Roars]

Get back here, you lousy quackers!

[Grunts]

[Shouts]

I'll teach you to take what I say is mine.

- Quick, it's really an emergency this time.

Summon the bread maker!

Both: ♪ rub-a-dub-dub

♪ rub-a-dub-doo

♪ oh, mighty bread maker

♪ we summon you

[beeping]

- Nah.

- Why isn't it working?

- I don't know. Rub harder!

- [Growls]

[Both grunting]

[Beeping] - I'm not listening.

[Both grunting]

[Beeping]

- Okay, okay! This better be good.

- [Growls]

Both: Aah! - Mommy!

- [Cackling]

Prepare to be roast meat.

- I wouldn't do that if I were you, amigo.

- Huh?

Both: The bread maker!

- ♪ Ooh, yeah

[video game announcer] Fight!

- Kick him right in the bread basket.

- You get him, bread maker.

[Video game announcer] K.O.!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Yeah, bread maker!

- That's what I'm talkin' about!

- Give...Me...My...Toaster!

- This dude just won't quit.

- Remember, the best way to conquer

your enemies is with loaf. [Snaps fingers]

- [Gasps] Mine, it's mine!

All mine!

- Bread maker, you are the coolest guy

on the planet.

- In the planet, amigo.

I'm the coolest guy in the planet.

[Laughter]

Yeah.

- So, do your tights ever get itchy?

- Whoo! - ♪ r-r-r-r-rocket van

♪ delivering bread in a rocket van ♪

♪ my name is swaysway

♪ and this buhdeuce - yep yep.

- Yeah.

Duck party!

- ♪ Get Jimmy quackers in here ♪

♪ I'm a duck, he's a duck ♪

♪ quack quack wiki-quack quack a duck ♪

♪ [scatting] All: ♪ rocket van