All language subtitles for The.Rookie.S06E02.1080p.HEVC.x265-MeGusta.srt - eng(2)

[dog barking in the distance]

Dispatch said
it was a noise complaint?

Yes, sir.

And they requested
us specifically?

That's what she said.

I guess we missed it.

[pop music playing]

♪ Is that a baton
in your pocket ♪

♪ Or are you just happy
to see me? ♪

♪ She puts the short
in shorty ♪

♪ And he looks like
he wants to chase me ♪

♪ Cop cuties,
cute and on duty ♪

♪ Navy blue booties,
go ahead and lock me up ♪

♪ Arrest me ♪
- Sir?

- ♪ But make it sexy ♪
- I got this.

♪ Sell me some meth, please,
so I can get arrested ♪

This would be
a great opportunity

to teach me about de-escalating
in policing.

♪ And his daddy cop arms
and his daddy cop butt, ow ♪

all: ♪ Cop cuties,
cute and on duty ♪

♪ Navy blue booties,
go ahead and lock me up ♪

♪ Arrest me, but make it sexy ♪

♪ Arrest me,
but make it sexy, yeah ♪

♪ ♪

[all vocalizing]

♪ ♪

♪ Arrest me, but make it sexy ♪

♪ Arrest me,
but make it sexy, yeah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Arrest me,
but make it sexy ♪

Imagine my surprise
when reviewing

last week's bodycam footage
and I saw...

this.

No. Yes, sir.

I, uh--well, I--

I can explain.
It's...

I'm waiting.

♪ Whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ I'm gonna win for you ♪

♪ Like I know
you want me to do ♪

Wake up, lazybones.

We're gettin' married tomorrow,

and there is a buttload
to get done.

Uh, I'm not feeling
very good.

- What?
- Yeah, my head.

- What's going on?
- Maybe--

- [yelps]
- Oh, sucker!

- [laughing] You faker.
- Yeah.

Listen, this is important.

We're getting married tomorrow.

I know.
I already said that.

Yeah, I just felt
like it needed

a little extra attention.

[laughs]

Get your ass out of bed.
- Yes, boss.

We need to go meet
the wedding planner.

Yes, boss.

[phone buzzing]

Henry, hi.

[engines roaring]

Hey, Bailey.

Are you getting
on your flight?

No.
Uh, a little hiccup.

My flight got canceled.

Technically, the entire airline
went bankrupt, so...

Okay, well,
we're just gonna have

to get you on another flight.

I tried, but there are
none available

that'll get me there
in time for the wedding.

- Who are you talking to?
- Uh, the firehouse.

We are not gonna tell
your dad about this

because I don't want him
to worry.

Okay, I need you to get
to the train station.

It looks like there's
a few flights out of Haneda

that would get you here
in time,

but you need to make
the next bullet train.

On it.
Thanks for the assist.

- Everything okay?
- Yeah, totally.

They couldn't find something,

so instead of actually looking,
they call me.

- Men.
- Tell me about it.

- Shall we plan a wedding?
- Yes.

- Oh, Chastity, hi!
- Oh.

Pete. Not Pete. Randy.

Oh, hello,
mein bestest Freund.

Oh, wow.
Funniest of stories.

So when
I skip-tracer-bounty-hunted

Mr. Peter yesterday,
he begged me not to take him in

because of your upcoming
marital consummation.

Skip traced for what?

Outstanding warrant.

6,000
in unpaid parking tickets.

- 6,000?
- Yeah.

Yeah, when I told him
I took a vow

as a law enforcement officer
not to accept bribes,

he made me promise to go
to your wedding in his place.

And have sexy time
with his girlfriend?

Oh, just
over-the-clothes stuff.

I'm teaching Randy here
how to be a better kisser.

Oh, she is very good.
Allow me to share her skills.

- No. No.
- Oh, that's okay.

We're actually running late
to meet the wedding planners.

Well, this is insane,
to be honest.

But we've really gotta go.

So the guest room
is ready to go.

Please stay out of trouble.

You are no fun,
but you will be tonight

at your bachelor party.

No bachelor party.

I told you--I told Pete.

Oh, yeah, and he said,
"Well, I can't believe

"we are related, half-bro.

Pound."
- Nailed it.

But while I am so glad
that you are here,

I, in no way, agree
to participate

in this bizarre
brother-swap thing,

so you can cut that out...
- Okay.

You can have a lovely day,
and you can come with me.

- Yes.
- Thank you, guys.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye. [laughs]

- Okay, we are alone.
- Yeah.

What would Mr. Peter do?

Um...

mm.
[giggles]

[quirky music]

Role-play.
- Yes.

I will be Marlene Dietrich.

You will be Marty McFly,

teaming up with Mr. Frodo
to help him get to Mordor.

- Thank you for breakfast.
- Of course.

But you didn't have
to walk me home.

I didn't.
I came to check on Aaron.

- Oh. All right.
- [laughs]

- I'll see you tonight.
- Okay.

Remember, I have book group,
so I'll be home late.

You just had book group.

How many books
do you guys read a week?

Two or three.

Now where can I find Aaron?

Thank you.
Bye, baby.

- Bye, baby.
- Mwah.

[buzzer blares]

And turn to the right.

Wish we had
a better lighting setup,

but this tells a story.

Hi.

Mrs. Grey, hey.

How you feeling?

Good. Great.

Wish I could just
get back out there.

I understand.

But don't rush.

No matter what Wade might say,

it took him a while
to get himself right

after he was shot.

No one's gonna judge you
negatively.

Appreciate that.
Thanks.

[metal slams]
[buzzer blares]

[door thuds shut]
- [sighs]

Well, I'm gonna get going.

Of course.
Thanks for checking in. Yeah.

Hey.
- Hey.

- You have a sec?
- Sure.

No.
Sorry, we gotta get out there.

Everything all right?

Yeah. Uh, totally.
It can wait.

Get your ass in the shop.

You are driving while
I figure out your new nickname.

Yes, ma'am.
[siren wails]

- Got a minute to talk?
- Uh, sure.

There's nothing to talk about.

You felt I undermined you
at a crime scene

to stop you
from making detective.

I explained that I didn't.

Now we're moving on.
- Okay.

Well, while I appreciate
the efficiency,

that's not how actual
healthy communication works.

Wow, that's not
condescending at all.

Explain to me
what there is to talk about

that isn't just a retread

of what
I just efficiently covered?

Well... that's not the point.

Look, if I have to start

another deep undercover
assignment,

there are real issues here
that we need to talk about.

Which we will deal with
if they come up then.

I gotta get to work.

Have a good shift.

This is a problem.

It's amazing
you got it last-minute,

but it's so much more
than a home wedding.

- And by more, you mean...
- Expensive.

If we bring the same game plan
here as your house,

it'll look cheap and low-rent.

So we have to up everything--
flowers, catering.

I'm a little worried about
how stressed out you seem.

Sorry, it's been a morning.

My girlfriend is cheating,
and my assistant quit.

- Well, we're happy to help.
- Great.

I need you to go
give Be-Bop $1,000.

- Love it. Who's Be-Bop?
- Our DJ.

I am so sorry,
I just have to take this quick.

Hey, what's up?

- Where are you?
- I'm doing wedding stuff.

You forgot about
the deposition.

I forgot about
the deposition.

You have to get me out of that.
There's so much to do.

I'm getting married tomorrow.

Look, I get it,
but Judge Scott was born

without sympathy.

Wesley.

Looking sharp.

Sharp.
- Ha.

I can try to get Oscar's lawyer
to agree to a continuance,

but only when you're here.

I'll be there in 20 minutes.
[phone ringing]

Be where in 20?

It's a surprise,
but I will meet you

at the DJ's house.
- Uh--

[sighs]

Okay, no problem.
- Gotcha.

Henry.
Hey, what's happenin'?

You missed the bullet train.

Uh-huh.
Those things go quick.

Okay, just give me a second
to figure out a plan C.

You have always hated him.

He won't stop barking.

You take point, Miss Cleo.

Mi--oh, right, the psychic.
Good one.

Who called 911?

That was me, because
this bitch poisoned my dog.

I did not.

Can I take a look at him?

Yeah, of course.
He's a sweetheart.

He's a menace.

But I didn't hurt him, I swear.
- Mm.

[dog whining]
- It's okay.

It looks like he was chewing
on your planter.

Detective,
can you look at this?

- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

Um, where did you get
this flowerpot?

The farmers market
last weekend.

Why?

Okay, we need
to have it tested.

Officer Juarez will
give you a receipt.

You need to take your dog
to the vet

and let them know that he might
have ingested a narcotic.

- Wesley.
- John-O.

It's great to see you.

I'm sorry for upsetting

and disrupting
your upcoming nuptials.

Although truth be told,
I'm a little hurt

I didn't get the invite.

Is that why you're suing me?

No.

I'm suing you
for gross negligence

in allowing my injury while
selflessly donating a kidney.

Oh, Oscar,
you are so full of--

Don't talk
to my client like that.

Monica.

Good morning.

I'm taking over
Mr. Hutchinson's case.

Substitution of counsel
has been filed with the court.

Let's get started.

You're in trouble now.

Aaron.
Look, I'm sorry about earlier.

You know how judgy
Harper can be,

and I really need
to impress her.

You okay?
- Yeah.

Just, um, having a hard day.

It's okay.

You're safe.

Boot, I thought
you were going to 10-1.

No, yes, ma'am.
I'll be out there in five.

Make it two.

So how's it going
with the department shrink?

Good.

Should be cleared any day now.

Mm-hmm.

[elevator dings]

[indistinct chatter]

Officer Lucy Chen, wow.
How fortunate to find you here.

Uh, fortunate for who?

We have ein winzig problem
and need a little help.

Randy pawned
Bailey's wedding ring.

What?
Why would you do that?

I was role-playing as Pete
and got a little carried away.

And unfortunately,
before I could buy it back,

a murderous-looking man
bought it out from under me.

So we really need you to,
um--

- Get it back?
- Exactly. Wow!

See, I told you we have come
to the right location.

[both laugh nervously]
Mm, please help us.

Immediately.

Oh, hey.

Do you have any leverage
with a felon called The Hammer?

No, why?

Okay, so Skip Tracer Randy
was role-playing

as Nolan's brother Pete,

and he pawned
Bailey's wedding ring,

and The Hammer bought it.

Nothing about that sentence
makes sense.

I've run The Hammer before.

You want no part
of his craziness.

Yet I still told Randy

that I would try and get it
for him, so...

I'll go with you.

No.
Please don't do me any favors.

- Seriously?
- Hmm?

I knew you weren't gonna
be able to let it go.

I have completely let it go.

Let what go?

both: Nothing.

Okay, do you want
my help or not?

I don't need it,
but I will accept it.

- Fine.
- Good.

- Whatever.
- Great.

- Let's go.
- Maybe I'll go too.

Grab some popcorn on the way
for the show.

- You're not funny.
- I'm hysterical.

Ask Wesley.

Failure to protect my client
is a violation

of the Eighth Amendment,
not to mention depriving him

of minimal civilized measures
of life's necessities.

- He got takeout.
- I got assaulted.

And you let it happen.

Look, I don't have time
for this.

How about a little bit
of human decency here, Monica?

Officer Nolan has a wedding
to get ready for.

If you agree
to the continuance,

the judge will sign off.

Happy to.

If Officer Nolan
turns over his phone.

- What?
- No, no, no.

That is ridiculous.

His phone contains evidence

in texts, photos, and notes
consistent

with a cruel indifference
to my client's suffering.

No, it doesn't.

And I worry that he will
destroy that evidence

if given the opportunity.

Okay, there is no nexus
between

the plaintiff's
alleged discomfort

and Officer Nolan's phone.

And any such intrusion
is so vast

that only a special master
should be allowed

to review the contents
of that phone.

Then it looks like
we're spending the day here.

No, I-I can't.

Just--look, I'm gonna
give Wesley my phone.

The judge can decide
what to share.

Great seeing you, John.

Congratulations.

I just need
to write down one address.

Why didn't you answer
my call?

- Uh, lost my phone.
- What? Where?

At the surprise place.

John, the next 24 hours
are gonna hit us

at 100 miles an hour.

I need you to have a phone.

No. Yeah. I know.
Don't worry.

I'm gonna get one right after
we're finished here.

I won't skip a beat.

Okay.

[dance music playing]

- Who is it?
- John Nolan.

You're gonna DJ
our wedding tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's open. Come on in.

♪ ♪

Oh.

Hey, what's up?

Listen, I've been thinking
a lot about your gig

because I know
that you said you wanted me

to lean into, like,
a '90s Janet vibe or whatever.

But I just got
this old Nordic go-go disk.

You gotta check this out
because I really think

this is gonna set--
- Oh.

You know switchblades
are illegal

in the state of California, right?

- Really?
- Yeah.

It's a violation
of Penal Code 21510,

but I can ignore that.
[phone buzzing]

We're just here to give you
the cash for the gig.

Hey, what's up?
No. No, no, no.

You tell him
that he's gotta pay up.

I boosted those kicks
'cause he said he wanted them.

Do I look like I have
size 7 feet to you?

Now he's bragging
about shoplifting.

Why don't you
just wait outside?

- I think that's for the best.
- Yeah.

I'm sorry, you guys said
that you were here

for the--the DJ gig
or some molly?

Okay.
And that's a felony.

We were here for the DJ gig,
but seeing as how I'm a cop

and you just committed
several crimes in front of me,

now I'm here to arrest you.

All right,
good news, bad news.

The Hammer,
aka William Robert Bennett,

has an outstanding
felony warrant.

Wait, his name is
Billy Bob Bennett?

Correct.

No wonder
he prefers his nickname.

Can I finish the whole
good news/bad news cliché?

Yes.
Sorry, knock yourself out.

The Hammer has
a felony warrant,

which means we can go
kick down his door right now.

Which is good,
but he bought the ring legally.

Which is bad, because
he's under no obligation

to give it to us, and I'd argue
he's even less inclined

to hand it over
once we arrest him.

- Mm-hmm.
- Plus--

Plus what?
[muffled rock music playing]

Plus, The Hammer
is called The Hammer

because he likes to fight.

And there's no one he loves
to fight more than cops.

- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, after you.
[clears throat]

No, ladies first.

[intense screamo music
playing]

[knock at door]

♪ ♪

[music stops]
- [panting]

Oh.
Um, just wait. Hear us out.

Earlier today, you bought
a wedding ring at a pawn shop.

Yeah.
I'm getting married in a month.

Oh, congratulations.

Unfortunately,
that ring was stolen,

and we--we will need it back.

Well, I paid 1,000 bucks
for it.

Right, which is why
we are willing

to make a trade with you today.

You give us the ring

and we will give you
a head start.

[chuckles]
She's lying.

She's not.

You give it to us, we head
back down to the shop,

we'll wait 20 minutes
before we call for backup.

You can make a run for it,

grab the missus-to-be,
head to ground.

Oh, right.

Hmm.

Nah.
- Mm.

Why not?

Because eventually,
I'm gonna get caught.

But you needing something
from me,

now, that's an opportunity.

What kind of opportunity?

A fair fight for once.

You beat me,
I'll give you the ring

and I put your cuffs on.

I beat you,

I get to keep the ring
and I still put the cuffs on.

No fight, no ring.

Guess you're gonna have
to fight him.

I have to look amazing
in a dress tomorrow.

Nobody cares
what you look like.

He's huge.
I am not fighting him.

Let's go.

Yes!

[Bad Nerves' "USA"]

- You got this.
- Thanks.

[both grunting]

♪ ♪

♪ Good morning, America ♪

♪ The United States
of America ♪

♪ 2 million prisoners ♪

♪ Rock and roll is bad
for their business ♪

♪ USA ♪

[both shouting]
♪ USA ♪

♪ USA ♪

♪ CIA ♪

♪ ♪

[both grunting]

♪ ♪

♪ America ♪

♪ ♪

Oh, my God.

[both grunting]

♪ America ♪

♪ United States of America ♪

♪ United States
of America ♪

♪ United States,
baby, we are here ♪

♪ USA ♪

[screaming]
♪ USA ♪

All right! You win.

You win.
You win.

The ring's in the drawer
over there.

[both panting]

That's good.

Here.

[breathing heavily]

Good job.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah.

Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm great.
- [chuckles]

Oh.

Got your text.
What's up?

A tox screen came back
on that hinky flowerpot.

Pure heroin.

That the skell
that our homeowner

bought the flowerpot from?

Yep, Seth Gallegos.

Couple misdemeanor priors.

You want help
taking a run at him?

No, I'm gonna get
the rookie to do it.

Yeah, see what she's got.

And you invited me
to watch the show.

- Mm-hmm.
- Gracias.

Mr. Gallegos,
thank you for coming in.

Didn't think I had a choice.

Oh, no, you absolutely do.

I just was hoping you can
clear up a few things.

Let's start easy.

Do you sell these at
the Silverlake Farmers Market?

I don't know.

No, I don't.

Seth.

I think you know
you're in trouble here.

We tested the flowerpots.

It's made of compressed heroin.

I don't know what that is.

You don't know
what heroin is?

All right,
let's just cut to the chase.

You're a low-level drug mule,

most likely working
for the crew

that converts the flowerpots
into street product.

You figured nobody would miss
the real flowerpots

that are packed
in the front of the truck

to hide the fake ones,
so you started selling them.

But you sold
the wrong planters.

How am I doing?

You do know that El Jefe
is going to be homicidal

when he finds out
you stole from him.

I didn't steal.

I don't steal.
I'm not a thief.

And I don't know
what you're talking about.

A drug mule? What?

Listen, you have more power
than you realize.

Start talking
and you can name your terms,

get immunity, protection.

Otherwise, I'm afraid
the next time I see you,

you'll be in a body bag.

- She has him.
- You putting money on that?

Hell no. I didn't say
she could land him.

You said I was free to go,
so I'm gonna go.

Okay, wait.

This offer's got a clock on it,
like your life.

Here's my card.
Call me anytime.

So much room for improvement,
Miss Cleo.

Yeah, I know.

I didn't have anything
to hold him on.

To be fair, you got him
to the finish line.

Yeah, but I didn't
get him across.

So what now?

Write it up and hand it off
to Narcotics.

This one goes
in your loss column.

Where have you been?

Buying a new phone.
Why? What's wrong?

The florist tried
calling you, like, ten times.

He thought we'd ghosted him.

He had another order
and he sold our flowers.

What?
Why wouldn't he call you?

I might have been
on another call.

Okay, let's just focus
on solutions.

Well, there are none.
It's end of day.

There is no florist
that could handle an order

this large last-minute.

But we need to have flowers
for the wedding.

We will, and I know
exactly where to get them.

Don't worry about this.

You just go
and enjoy girls' night.

I got this.
- Okay. Thank you.

Where's my ring?

Oh.
Hey, what's up?

My wedding ring is missing.

No, it's not.

Randy got caramel on it,
so I got it cleaned for you.

Here it is. Here it is.
- Thank you.

Knock, knock.

I have a cake
for the Nolan-Nune wedding.

I'm sorry,
but there's been a mistake,

which is clearly
our official wedding motto.

This cake is supposed
to be delivered

to our wedding tomorrow.

We're closed tomorrow.
It's now or never.

No one ever mentioned that
to me when I placed the order.

How am I supposed
to move this c--

uh, wait, that's wrong.

Is that coconut cream?
- Yeah, vegan.

Uh, no. Deadly.
My husband is allergic to that.

You're gonna have to redo it.
- Closed tomorrow.

Your husband doesn't have
to eat it.

It's our wedding cake.

Hey. Hey.

It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.

Can you help me make
a new wedding cake?

No. God no.

I burn kitchens down.
[laughs]

But we can call in
for reinforcements.

Hey, Randy.

I know I said I didn't want
a bachelor party,

but I need you to help me
get some guys together.

Oh, these are perfect!

♪ I keep thinking about ♪

This is
a delightful bachelor party.

Not a bachelor party.

Oh, hello.

Please do not be using
the masking tape.

We have
this entzueckend floral tape.

Yeah, Randy watched
about 57 ClipTalk videos,

so he's the expert now.

Wesley was catching me up
on your lawsuit.

Yeah, I'm trying not
to think about it.

The suit's frivolous.
Judge will see that.

I'm not worried
about the lawsuit.

I'm worried about Monica.

Oscar can't afford
15 minutes of her time,

much less full representation.

Elijah has
to be bankrolling this.

Maybe, but Monica has plenty

other clients
that hate the LAPD.

Whatever happens,
maybe we just don't

talk about it at the wedding.

I'll tell Bailey later.

The timing couldn't be worse.

Leave it to Oscar to sue Nolan

the day before his wedding.

Wait, Oscar is suing John?

Please tell me
your bachelorette party

will involve less baking
and more actual party.

That is a long way off,

if it's even in our future.

You and Tim are
so great together.

We're great
when she's not accusing me

of made-up transgressions.

Look,
I'm not imagining things.

Tim is traumatized
by what happened with Isabel.

He just won't admit it.

Honestly,
I think she's projecting

or just using this
as an excuse.

Yeah, well,
undercover work is

kind of scary and dangerous.

Maybe he's not the only one

that's scared
of what might happen.

No. I'm fine.

He has the problem.

How do I prove
that I'm not the problem?

I have an idea.

It's only ein wenig crazy.

♪ On Fourth of July ♪

[line trills]
- Hey.

Hey, I gotta get out of here.
This is sad.

We can get dinner
at that Korean place you like.

I can't. Look, I failed
with a drug mule today.

I really need to show Harper
what I'm capable of.

- What, by baking a cake?
- Whatever it takes.

See you tomorrow.

That was Aaron.
- Yeah, I figured.

You guys are close nowadays.

Yeah.

Is that a problem?

It could be.

Look, you guys went
through a trauma together,

and it bonded you,
and that connection makes

every other relationship pale
in comparison.

But you cannot be
his entire support system.

Okay? That is a slow poison.

Okay.
Yeah, I'll meet you there.

Tim wants me to meet him
at the station.

Maybe he's ready to make up.

Or he has something to say
that's gonna make you

want to kill him,
and he wants witnesses.

Man,
if he wants to keep arguing,

I don't see the point.

Okay, the cake
is almost done.

We just need to do
the fondant flowers.

There's four different types,
and we need 20 of each.

Run.

Oh, hey.
Do you know where Tim is?

Yeah.
I think he's in interrogation.

What?

[knocking]

What is happening right now?

I am gonna prove to you
that I'm rooting for you.

With a lie detector test?

- Yes.
- Wait, so I can ask anything?

Well, I mean, the point is
for you to ask me

about you making detective,
you know,

working undercover,
that sort of thing.

Mm-hmm. Sure.

But, I mean, you did go through
all this trouble, right?

We should be thorough,
don't you think?

What do you want to ask?

Mm.

When I have you trap bugs
in my apartment,

do you release them outside
like I ask?

No.

True? I knew it.
You just kill them?

Yes.
Because they're bugs.

Okay.

[soft music]

Do you love me?

♪ ♪

Yes.

I love you.

True.

Hmm.

Okay.

You ready?
- Mm-hmm.

- Big one.
- Ready.

Do you want me to be
an undercover detective?

Yes.

[beeping]

You liar.

Huh.

I guess we really do
have a problem.

Today is the day.

It is.

It's gonna be great.

As long as we're married
at the end of it,

I'll be happy.

[groans]

Why do you taste like frosting?

Mm, new face serum.

Oh, that's nice.

This is nice.

Let's just snuggle in peace

for a little while longer.

Mm-hmm.

[hip-hop music playing]

Okay.

And the moment is over.

Next time we get married,
no houseguests.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, where's Henry?

He was supposed
to get in last night.

Landing at Andrews, I think.

Why would he be landing
at an air force base?

Mm, did I forget to mention

that he had
some travel complications?

Yes, you did.

Same way
you forgot to mention

that Oscar is suing you
and that's why you had

to give up your phone
yesterday.

Touché.
I didn't want to worry you.

Exactly.

Henry should make it in time
for the ceremony, though.

Well,
that's all that matters.

Let's go get married.
- Let's do it.

You look amazing.

I mean, the one-shoulder
was great too,

but this is my favorite.

Thank you. I was torn.

The other one had
a beautiful color,

but it did not go
with the shoes.

Oh, and if you swap out
the shoes,

then the handbag doesn't work.

- Exactly.
- Yeah.

So I went with a suit.

Hey, me too.

Mine has a tie.

Oh, my God, same.

[John Mayer's "Gravity"]

♪ Oh, I'll never know ♪

♪ What makes this man ♪

♪ With all the love
that his heart can stand ♪

So how long did you stay?

I bailed
right after we talked.

You know, it doesn't seem
like you're hanging out

with the other guys much.

I guess not.

I'd rather hang out with you.

Yeah, but it can't hurt,
though,

having more people to talk to,
plus your shrink.

What, you trying
to get rid of me?

Never. Never.

Just--just looking out for you.

Thanks.

You're the best.
- Mm.

By the way, I read
your book club selection.

When Elsie died in childbirth,
I must admit, I cried.

Me too.
That was awful.

And when it turned out
that the doctor's mother

was alive the whole time--

Well, that I saw coming.

None of that happened
in the book, did it?

No. What's going on?

After everything
that happened with Aaron,

I saw how much good I could do
working in the hospital.

So I decided to finish
my social work degree.

That's where I've been going
at night.

Why the subterfuge?

I was worried
I'd get three classes in

and realize I couldn't hack it.

Going back after all
these years, it was scary.

I did not want to have to worry
about disappointing you.

As if you could.

Okay, so how are you doing?

Top of my class.

Graduate next week.

Hospital job starts
the week after.

I was gonna tell you
this weekend.

- You go, girl.
- I was gonna--[laughs]

That's good.

Oh, pardon me one second.

Small problem.

Father O'Malley's
stuck in traffic.

Oh, okay.
Should we wait?

He's in Chatsworth.

So no. Okay.

Sorry, everyone,
if I could just get

your attention for one minute.

I realize this is
literally last-minute.

Is anyone here qualified
to officiate a wedding?

I can.

As a minister
of the Universal Life Church,

I would be honored
to marry you two crazy kids.

- Sit down, German.
- Okay.

- I got this.
- Thank you.

[jazz band playing
Mendelssohn's "Wedding March"]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

Here, I'll take that.

Please be seated.

You are all here today
because you love these two.

They're here to make
a commitment under God

in front of family and friends

to love, honor,
and cherish each other

for the rest of their lives.

Bailey.

[sighs]

I'm suddenly so nervous.
[laughs tearfully]

There is nothing,

literally nothing else
in my life

I am as certain of
as marrying you.

I must have written
a hundred different vows

and I threw them all away

'cause there were
too many words.

And the way you make me feel
is so simple to express.

[gentle music]

I feel loved and seen

and desired and happy.

For that, I will love you
forever and a day.

[sniffling]

That's your ring.

♪ ♪

- My turn.
- Yes.

[clears throat]
[laughter]

Bailey Nune,

you came into my life
in a towel on my doorstep

with an unlikely story
about being locked out

by a meddlesome dog.

And I remember thinking,

"I'm either being conned
by a hot model,

or I have just met
the woman of my dreams."

You're damn right
I love and cherish you.

You are the most impressive
person I've ever met.

And I wake up every morning
to the dream of being your man.

And I promise
that making you happy

will be my everyday everything.

Well, there's nothing
I can say to top that,

so I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

Kiss your bride.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Ladies and gentlemen,
Mrs. and Mr. John Nolan.

[cheers and applause]

[dance music playing]

[synth notes playing]

- Hey, Randy.
- Oh, James.

What a lucky man to be married

to the beautiful and terrifying
Detective Harper.

I couldn't agree more.

Hey, I was wondering
if I could share a playlist.

What, to--

[Young MC's
"Bust a Move" playing]

♪ ♪

So, what, you just had
this playlist ready to go?

Oh, I set it up
the minute that you mentioned

Randy was the DJ.

- Oh, that's why I love you.
- I got your back.

♪ This here's a jam
for all the fellas ♪

♪ Tryin' to do
what those ladies tell us ♪

♪ Get shot down
'cause you're overzealous ♪

♪ Play hard to get,
females get jealous ♪

♪ Okay, smarty,
go to a party ♪

♪ Girls are scantily clad
and showin' body ♪

♪ A chick walks by,
you wish you could sex her ♪

♪ But you're standin' on the
wall like you was Poindexter ♪

♪ Next day's function,
high-class luncheon ♪

♪ Food is served and
you're stone-cold munchin' ♪

♪ Music comes on,
people start to dance ♪

♪ But then you ate so much,
you nearly split your pants ♪

♪ A girl starts walkin',
guys start gawkin' ♪

♪ Sits down next to you
and starts talkin' ♪

♪ Says she wanna dance
'cause she likes to groove ♪

♪ So come on, fatso,
and just bust a move ♪

Tim and Lucy are
gonna be okay?

I'm sure they'll work it out.

You want to get some air?
- Yeah, sure.

- ♪ Just bust a move ♪
- ♪ Ah, yeah ♪

[laughing]
Okay.

You know Mercury is merging
into Pisces right now,

which tends
to amplify psychic activity,

especially for people born
with Mercury in Pisces.

And that means?

Just pay attention
to your dreams

for the next couple of weeks.

The cosmos might be trying
to tell you something.

Yeah, well, my dreams
are mainly, um... violent.

Yeah. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, I haven't
told anyone that.

Not even the shrink.

Okay, isn't that exactly
the kind of stuff

you're supposed
to be telling her?

If I'm trying
to get better, yes.

If I'm trying to get back
on patrol, no.

I mean, you're the only person

that I can talk to
about all this.

And I will always
be here for you.

Aaron.

- Oh.
- I--

No, I thought--

I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.

I'm so--I am so sorry.
- It's fine.

I just--I just don't--

yeah, well, I'm gonna go
grab a drink.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

[somber music]

Oh, no.

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hey, it's Seth.

Flower pot heroin guy.
Allegedly.

You were right--I need help.
They're hunting for me.

Send me your address.
I'll come pick you up.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Tequila shots.
Keep 'em coming.

[Alicia Keys'
"If I Ain't Got You"]

♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Some people live
for the fortune ♪

♪ Some people live
just for the fame ♪

♪ Some people live
for the power, yeah ♪

♪ Some people live
just to play the game ♪

Clearly, I'm more conflicted
about you working undercover

than I realized.

It's understandable.

Losing Isabel
in such a horrible way,

I mean, how could you
possibly be over that?

Yeah, but it's unfair to you.

I need to deal with it.

You know, your dream
should have nothing

to do with my issues.

Thank you.

We're gonna get through this.

I love you.

♪ But I don't want
nothing at all ♪

♪ If it ain't you, baby ♪

Well, you say that,
but till I put you

under a lie detector,
how can I be sure?

[laughing]
No, not a chance.

I'm not doing it.

You guys made up.
Awesome.

- Yeah.
- Everyone was so worried.

They were like--
I told them, "It's fine.

They're solid," so...

Whoa, how much
have you had to drink?

I don't know.
Who cares?

Well, you should,
because as cops,

we're always
one person's bad choice away

from being on duty.

Hey, where--where's Celina?

I don't know.
Why would I know?

It's not like
we're together, so...

yeah, all right.

See ya.

[suspenseful music]

[engine revving]

[tires squealing]

Come on!
[line trills]

No, no! All right, all right.

Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.

[phone rings]

- Celina?
- Hey, I'm in trouble.

Gallegos called me.

He called me--

Celina's in trouble.
She went to meet a CI.

- Where?
- I don't know.

Call was cut off.
I'm waiting

on a warrant for her phone.

- What's going on?
- I don't know.

Something with Celina.

This is Grey.

I have an officer in distress.

I need a dedicated airship

and citywide alert
pending location.

I'll get Metro on standby.

- We gotta get changed.
- Give me your keys.

I'll grab your go bags
out of your cars.

- Thank you.
- I'll go with you. Come on.

All right,
Celina is downtown.

They're waiting
on a more precise location.

We'll get it on our way.

- I am sorry, I have to go.
- I know. I know.

Just please don't die
on our wedding night.

Hey, I heard
something happened to Celina.

Is she okay?
- We don't know.

We're going downtown
to find her.

Okay, I'm coming with you.

No, you're drunk and not
cleared for active duty.

Sit your ass down
and do some praying.

We got him.

Hey, handsome.

Hey, let's get some coffee
in you, yeah?

Yeah.

[car dinging]

[sirens wailing,
helicopter rotors whirring]

[tires screeching]

She's not here.

Start a grid search.

Whittier to 1st to the 10.

They took her by car.

She could be anywhere
right now.

Guys, I got some blood
over here.

Looks like somebody got
dragged that way.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

Two male suspects.
One gun visible.

We gotta get past 'em
to get inside.

Get it done.

Harper, Lopez,
we'll breach from the back.

All right, how do you want
to play this?

Take off your tie.

♪ On the deck, sweating ♪

♪ Gettin' reps in
on my solar plex ♪

♪ Know the rest ♪

♪ When the smoke clears,
I'm the only ♪

♪ Thinking you the man ♪

♪ You can't even walk
in my steps ♪

♪ Thinking you the man ♪

♪ You can't even grasp
my success ♪

♪ Thinking you the man ♪

♪ You playing checkers,
I'm playing chess ♪

♪ Thinking you the man ♪

[tense music]

[both grunting]

♪ ♪

Right here.
Down on your knees.

Here.
I'll stay with them.

You guys go.

♪ ♪

[door creaks]

♪ ♪

[hip-hop music playing]

♪ Yeah,
such a beautiful bliss ♪

♪ I'm at the top of any list ♪

♪ When I aim, I never miss ♪

♪ This a plot twist,
you already know I got this ♪

Last chance--
tell me where my stuff is,

or I will cut your throat
and move on to your girlfriend.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

All right, it's
a tactical nightmare in there.

There's no way to get
in there quickly enough

to neutralize them
and save Celina.

[toilet flushes]

What the--

Sarge.

Give me his jacket.

[rap music playing]

♪ I don't wanna die slow,
so I live fast ♪

♪ Put 120 on the dash ♪

- Time's up.
- Hey, hey. Come on.

Aah!
[body thuds]

[dramatic music]

- Hey! Hey!
- [grunts]

Put your hands in the air!

- Police, hands up!
- Police!

[all yelling]

Police!
Show me your hands!

Show me your hands!

Not to judge,

I think you would have had
more fun at the wedding.

No kidding.

Bailey?

[sighs]

How's it going?

I can't move my body.

Did I finish packing
for our honeymoon?

Yeah, almost.

I say we buy clothes there.

That is genius.
I mean, what do we need anyway?

Just bathing suits.
- Yeah.

Oh, wow.

I'm so sorry I bailed
on the wedding.

Mm, you didn't miss much.

The cake was
kind of a disaster.

How much longer before
we have to be at the airport?

[groans]

Four hours.

Oh, there's plenty of time
for a little nap.

[yawning]
Siri, wake me in an hour.

Yeah.

I didn't get that.
Could you try again?

Damn it.