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NAME: JOHANNES, AGE:44
SEEKS: WOMAN
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My life is almost perfect.
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I have everything
a man could wish for.
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But can material things give you
happiness, well-being?
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The answer is, of course, no.
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A life needs something completely
different to be interesting.
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Intimacy. Sensuality.
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My life... needs a woman.
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Is that woman you?
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DATING
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Siri?
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Breakfast's ready!
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Good morning, my lovely.
What do you say to a nice breakfast?
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-Is there any juice?
-We've run out, I'm afraid.
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Cosy, eh?
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Siri, can't you turn your phone off?
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Yoo-hoo!
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Siri! Can you turn that off?
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I thought we could try to
have some "us" time,
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-now it's just the two of us.
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You might as well take it.
It's slow as shit.
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I know you've mentioned it before
but new mobiles are expensive.
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-Right?
-I've had it for two years...
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-One year.
-And it used to be yours!
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But Siri, do we have to talk about
this every morning?
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And we've had it repaired
time and time again.
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You think you can just get a new one
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when you can't look after
your things?
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That's not how it works.
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You really are the pits.
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And stingy.
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Right. Thanks for that.
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It's not about being stingy.
It's about money having a value.
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You need to understand
what a few thousand means.
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No other parent carries on
like you do.
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Listen... Shall we do something fun
on Friday?
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Ugh. Don't buy those cornflakes
next time.
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-Did you hear what I said, Siri?
-OK!
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Great.
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It's going to be such fun.
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Not everyone takes
this dating thing seriously.
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It's like they only do it to get sex.
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It's terrible.
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The one is expecting a little
romance, the other is just...
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Exactly.
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On the other hand,
it's been ages since I...
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had sex with someone.
It'd really do me good.
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Of course you should fuck!
Just go for it!
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You'll soon be back in the saddle.
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The problem is that the guys
on the site
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are ones you don't want to
have sex with.
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-Does it really matter that much?
-You have to get turned on by them!
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Or just turn the lights off
and use your imagination!
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So if you shut your eyes would
you be able to have sex with him?
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Ugh. But it's not about me.
I'm not involved in this!
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-Maybe he's something for you, then?
-No! No, no, no...
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Here's something...
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Yeah, though...
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Guys like that aren't exactly
queueing up to date me.
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Think that self-confidence is sexy.
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It's Anna. She's made
my self-confidence plummet.
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I get that, though.
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When did you meet her?
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We were there for dinner the other
day.
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It wasn't dinner, it was a brief
get-together with food...
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Very brief...
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Ella, you have to stop comparing
yourself.
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It's an illness.
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It was sex that we... that you
wanted.
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Internalise that now:
sex, sex and sex.
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-Hello.
-Hi. Is Anna here?
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Anna?
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-Why, hi there! Hi, Ella!
-Hi.
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I was just going to get the boxes.
Come and look.
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-Oh, shit!
-The rat is editing the Bible.
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The idea is that the content of the
book will get a totally new context.
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Look at this...
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I just love this material.
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-Are the boxes here somewhere?
-Here, try it!
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My god... Go ahead, try!
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Go on!
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-Oh! Shit, sorry.
-Wow!
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Thanks for helping out with the
party.
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Listen. David has gone on about
you being jealous of me.
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Forget that!
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I'm so tired of this bullshit
about women...
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-Knock knock!
-Hi!
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Darling!
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-Ellen is here to collect the boxes!
-Right. Where are they?
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-Have lunch with us.
-Oh, no, I've already eaten.
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-I've only bought two.
-We can share.
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-No.
-Yes.
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I don't think Ella intended
to expose the child to danger.
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No, I don't know...
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No, I'm not sure of that.
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The cut on Noa's forehead
could've been much worse.
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It could've needed stitches.
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Jesus. It was a graze.
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A graze? It's the principle, Ella.
Anything could've happened.
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So when they're with you,
they never fall over?
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They never hurt themselves... Or?
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David speaking.
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What?
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Oh dear. One of us will be right
there.
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Yes. Mm. Bye.
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That was daycare.
Hedvig's got a temperature.
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Oh dear.
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I've got a meeting in 20 minutes,
but...
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I've got a meeting, too.
With a customer.
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And it's your week, actually.
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I can collect her.
I've done it before.
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-It's no problem.
-Are you sure?
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-Yep.
-Thanks.
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I've just realised I can get her.
It's fine.
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Is that OK?
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Daddy will come to get you
in a bit.
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A little ice cream...
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and a little spoon.
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My little piggy...
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-I'm not a pig.
-Yes you are! That sounds like this:
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Call if you want something.
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The previous catering firm was a
disaster.
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The deliveries were late
and the food was cold.
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It tasted no better than your
everyday kebab. It was disgusting!
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So we have high expectations
for this.
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-Right. We have...
-Mummy!
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I'll be right there, sweetheart.
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Look, you carry on.
I'll see to the piggy.
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So, it's all lactose free...
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Oh, this gets into your nose. Maybe
you shouldn't present it like this.
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-Wow, spicy.
-Yes. it's a little hot.
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-That's the ceviche.
-Yeah.
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This was...
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delicious. Really.
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-Very good.
-Great.
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If you can do this for 100 people,
we're home and dry.
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-Goodbye, Mummy.
-Bye, sweetheart! See you soon.
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This is going to be such a success.
Frans has like 50 events a year!
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He won't want any other food
than mine.
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You mean mine.
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-Have I been too tough on you?
-Tough...
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but fair.
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I know I can be a control freak at
times.
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You, a control freak?
What are you going on about?
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Seriously. There aren't many men
in this business
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who'd cope with a woman boss.
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I'm not like many other men...
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Your pic gives me butterflies.
Everything about you attracts me.
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-What did you say?
-What?
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Er... No, exactly.
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OK.
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-Is it in the Old Town?
-Yeah, in that cool district, too.
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GrĂ cia, the Bohemian one.
So we're trying to blend in...
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The hippy area. OK!
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Did I hear GrĂ cia?
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-Yes!
-Off to Barcelona?
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-Yes. A whole group of us.
-Fun.
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-Have you been there?
-Of course...
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You should visit the GaudĂ buildings
and the museum of modern art.
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And you mustn't miss Vila Viniteca.
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It's one of the city's
oldest wine bars.
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They have 13 of their own wines
and, naturally...
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excellent cheeses.
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-How kind.
-See you at the meeting at 3.
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-Sure thing.
-Hasta luego.
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-I can't wait!
-Me neither.
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I'm mentally counting down the days
until I'm on the beach...
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Hello?
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Know what they're asking now?
"Have you been to Barcelona?"
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As if I was totally out of touch,
totally passé.
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It's age discrimination!
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You know, that little guy, Oskar.
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He hasn't a clue about
the new interest deduction rules.
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-You look tired.
-Do I?
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I tell you this because I love you
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more than anything
and care about you...
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But maybe you simply can't carry on
working as hard as you used to.
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"Maybe you can't..."
What's all that about?
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Maybe you could be
a bit kind to yourself.
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Listen to me. I'm a strong person.
I'm smart...
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and I'm pretty attractive. At least
I look roughly as I've always done.
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No, you don't.
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You're hot as hell.
Like you've always been.
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Have you put nutmeg in this?
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-No...
-It tastes of nutmeg.
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No.
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Hi, Frans.
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No, I didn't get that.
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I have five vegetarians, three
who just eat fish and one gluten.
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I see. Leave it with us.
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Bye.
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This publisher's do
is driving me round the bend.
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What shall we make?
Beetroot tartare?
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-With smoked tofu?
-Perfect. And a simple dessert.
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-Raspberry sorbet?
-Good. With a splash of champagne.
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-Perfect.
-Yes, chef!
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I've got to pop out for a bit.
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-And no more nutmeg.
-We'll see.
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What the...?
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Oh, hi!
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-Goodbye.
-No! Siri and I are studying.
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Agnes called, so we'll carry on
tomorrow. By Dad.
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Bye.
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Agnes had called.
So she's going. Bye.
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Wait, wait.
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Siri says that you fight with her
the whole time.
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Really?
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Teenagers are sensitive individuals.
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Maybe you could be
a little more patient with her.
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Yeah.
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While I have you on the line
I could ask you
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about child-rearing and stuff.
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Maybe you could give me
some advice?
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What do I do with children
and teenagers
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who are so obstinate 24 hours a day.
What are your three best tips?
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I think...
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For example, you can...
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Maybe it's better if I have a word
with her when she comes.
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Shall we leave it at that,
and we'll be in touch, okay? Bye!
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I'll call...
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I'm going to get laid tonight,
I can feel it!
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That's great, Ella!
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How did the meeting go?
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They wanted me to stand in
for three months
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and I just felt it was too much.
226
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:17,160
-But I'm so busy anyway. I'm baking.
-Baking? You?
227
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,960
Yep! Fairy cakes, almond
shortbread...
228
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,520
I'm thinking of making
some love yums...
229
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,640
They're Siri's favourites,
aren't they?
230
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,560
Hello?
231
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,600
-Hello.
-Hi!
232
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,800
Hi you...
233
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,840
-You have three children?
-That's right.
234
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,960
-I love kids.
-Nice.
235
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:55,080
What do you say about
obstinate teenage girls
236
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,800
who throw insults around?
237
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,280
I love them, too.
238
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,520
I grew up with a big sister, who's
still the biggest pain in the world.
239
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,880
And...
240
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,040
I'm a very open person.
241
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,640
I'm open to most things.
242
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,280
Sounds good.
243
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,800
Sounds very good.
244
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,240
You wrote something about
sensuality.
245
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,000
What do you find sensual.
246
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,400
Everything about women.
247
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,600
Their shapes...
248
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,520
...smiles...
249
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,320
Their hair...
250
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,840
-You have beautiful hair.
-Thanks.
251
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,240
It's quite scruffy. But beautiful.
I mean...
252
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,080
There's something a little...
253
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,680
Sorry, but... something
a little nutty about you.
254
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,880
Yet also self-secure.
255
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,760
I find that combination very
attractive.
256
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,760
I mean, seriously, how the hell can
you go around dressed like this?
257
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,760
-Isn't it embarrassing?
-No...
258
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,720
It's practical. People can tell I'm a
cop.
259
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,920
Why did you become a cop?
260
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,480
It's an important job.
261
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,880
According to many.
262
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,840
-"Maintaining law and order"?
-Yes.
263
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,800
Please. You know what cops get up
to, how they behave.
264
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,840
They drag drug users into their vans
and beat the hell out of them.
265
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,280
They discriminate against young,
racialised youths in the suburbs.
266
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,920
Push them up against the wall
267
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,080
demanding to see their ID
for no reason!
268
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,640
The police help a lot of people, too.
269
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,600
-You wanted our help, for instance.
-Yes, but...
270
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,240
I'm not saying
there shouldn't be any police.
271
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,760
I'm just wondering why YOU
want to be a policeman.
272
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,160
You've got to tip it a little. There.
273
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,480
Can't you wear the cap
when we're doing it?
274
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,720
OK...
275
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,560
But no truncheon.
276
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,440
Yes! I'll go and get it!
277
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,960
No, no! You're not to touch that.
278
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,720
-Come on, I'll get it!
-It's not allowed.
279
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,480
Focus on the cap. The cap's hot.
280
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,080
There's so much I should have done
by my age.
281
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,200
The family thing...
282
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,280
It just never happened.
283
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,480
Maybe I'm scared.
284
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,040
I'm also scared.
285
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,280
-Are you?
-Yeah.
286
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,360
Just because you've had a kid,
been married...
287
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,240
and all that...
288
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,640
it doesn't mean
you've got life sorted out.
289
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,600
I mean, I'm...
290
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,080
totally clueless.
291
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,720
So there's no need to be afraid.
292
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,880
There's so much that I'm...
293
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,000
I don't know.
294
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,000
I'm feeling right now.
295
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,520
My whole body...
296
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,320
...kind of loosened up.
297
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:19,400
It was like... he made me feel...
298
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,160
-Horny.
-What?
299
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,560
-Horny.
-No!
300
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:28,200
Well, yes, but not in that way...
301
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,520
We both felt that it was far too
early.
302
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:37,160
Next time, you seduce him,
no matter what, OK?
303
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,880
There won't be a next time.
304
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,320
Why would a perfect guy like that
want me?
305
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,240
It's illogical.
306
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,880
You just have to find
your own way of seducing him.
307
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,200
Do your thing, you know?
308
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,800
What do you mean?
309
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,560
Culinary eroticism. Listen.
310
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,640
-Listen!
-Yeah, yeah...
311
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,760
Try out a new way to have sex.
312
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,760
Nibble, bite, suck, lick,
313
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:13,360
taste, lap, sniff and swallow
with your partner.
314
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:18,480
Apart from the food sex,
you also need a sturdy dining table.
315
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,520
If you want to keep the table clean,
use an oilcloth.
316
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,680
No! Oh, my god!
317
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,880
You can get dirty if you want.
318
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:31,080
You can do it with the cop you're
seeing.
319
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,080
Or is he old news?
320
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,960
No, he's not.
321
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,640
-No?
-He can be with me a few more times.
322
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,920
No more than ten.
323
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:48,000
-Are you a little bit in love?
-No, I'm not. Stop it now.
324
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,720
-She's not picking up.
-Who, Siri? Aw...
325
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,440
What are you doing?
326
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,480
Locating her telephone.
327
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,640
You can't do that, Ella.
328
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,640
-What the fuck...?
-Where is she?
329
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,040
-The Kungens Kurva mall!
-What's she doing there?
330
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,120
We've been drinking wine.
331
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,000
Can I borrow your bike?
332
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,360
Fucking brat.
333
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,960
Hurry up, Monica!
334
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,760
I'm coming!
Can I at least put my shoes on?
335
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,880
It's only fair that she gets to be
the sober driver for once.
336
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,360
Which means?
337
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,320
Just that maybe you haven't driven
Ella as much as she has you.
338
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,080
That's true.
339
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,360
-You're exaggerating.
-Is that so?
340
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,840
-Bye.
-Bye.
341
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,400
I've been his driver, too...
342
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,560
-What are you doing?
-I can't do this.
343
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:24,320
-What do you mean?
-Lasse's been going on about
344
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,400
us having a dry month
for some time now.
345
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,040
I gave in yesterday and said yes.
346
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,120
What's that got to do with...?
347
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,800
I had an after-work drink
with a customer today.
348
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,920
I couldn't just stand there with
a mineral water, so I had some wine.
349
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,760
-Why couldn't you have said so?
-I'll pay for a taxi, there and back.
350
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,920
Call a cab now.
351
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:59,080
Hi, I'd like to order a cab
to Oskar Baeckströms väg 3.
352
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,160
Ella. Thank you.
353
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,520
I don't get it. Why lie to Lasse?
354
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,400
Because he can be a bit
holier-than-thou at times.
355
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,240
I often feel controlled by him.
356
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,120
-Do you?
-Yes.
357
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,400
-Then you'll have to talk to him.
-Yeah, yeah...
358
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,760
I have to talk to him, to my...
359
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,840
Everyone's always
talking to me at work.
360
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,040
I'm sitting here talking now,
Lasse wants to talk, always...
361
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,200
Of course I'll talk to him.
362
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,800
-But you're OK?
-Yeah.
363
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,680
Right...
364
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,480
Eh? I don't know...
365
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,640
Oh, fuck... I've got to go.
366
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,920
We'll have to decide on a time...
367
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,760
What? How did you know I was here?
368
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,680
Now you listen to me. Know what?
369
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,680
This is the second time in days
that I've found you
370
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,440
somewhere you're not meant to be.
371
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,440
I asked you how you knew I was
here.
372
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,600
I spoke to Agnes's mum.
373
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,400
Oh, stop it. Agnes's mum
doesn't even know we're here.
374
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,760
Are you following me?
There's no other explanation.
375
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,560
-Enough. We're going.
-Get off. You're lying.
376
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,280
OK, you... You must promise
not to tell Agnes.
377
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,360
-Promise?
-Yes.
378
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:48,600
Agnes's dad has a mobile app that...
379
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,720
tracks her whereabouts.
380
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,480
-Agnes's dad?
-Yes.
381
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,960
But she never sees her dad.
382
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,720
You know...
383
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,280
he's quite an anxious person...
384
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,520
so he feels comforted
when he knows where she is.
385
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:16,600
-So I'm also...
-I know. It's...creepy, somehow.
386
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,080
Yeah.
387
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,640
Now you mustn't tell her this.
You promised.
388
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:26,480
But maybe she'd be happy to hear
her father still cares about her.
389
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,840
Now, you made a promise,
didn't you.
390
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,040
Must see you again.
Dinner at mine tomorrow?
391
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,520
Come on!
392
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,240
-Did Siri get home?
-Yeah.
393
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,920
Glad to hear it.
What had she been doing?
394
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:29,320
-Nothing special, she said.
-You can't trust teenagers.
395
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,000
No. But hey, I have to work.
396
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,040
I've got to get a presentation ready
for tomorrow.
397
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,920
-Chickpea mayonnaise...
-Got it.
398
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,160
-The bread!
-In the van.
399
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,920
-The gluten-free...?
-Everything's there.
400
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,440
Great! Hi, Frans!
401
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,720
We're just setting off.
402
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,240
A soya allergy?
403
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,240
No worries, we'll sort it out.
404
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,320
Sure thing.
We'll get our skates on here. Bye.
405
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,200
Fuck!
406
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,520
A vegan that doesn't eat soya.
407
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,920
I'll handle it. I'll go and buy
something and you finish loading.
408
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,920
Thanks!
409
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,400
Ready to serve!
410
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,760
I told you it'd be a success!
411
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,040
I'm pretty good at this, eh?
412
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,680
-You weren't totally alone...
-Quite right.
413
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,400
One of the guests
has had an allergic reaction.
414
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,920
The burgers were meant
to be soya-free.
415
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,680
Are you sure?
416
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,440
Yes, I asked at the deli counter.
417
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,360
-I'll take the blame for this.
-No, we both...
418
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:25,520
Ella, it was my idea, I bought them.
It take full responsibility.
419
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:52,000
Well, we've had a serious incident,
as you just saw.
420
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,760
-I'm so sorry...
-A guest had an allergic reaction.
421
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,640
-That's what I'm trying to say...
-He was stung by a wasp.
422
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,640
And is really allergic to wasps.
423
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,840
Oh!
424
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,400
-How... terrible.
-Yes, really.
425
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,880
I just wanted to tell you so that
you didn't think it was the food.
426
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,280
Yes, right, jeez no!
427
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,320
The food has been a success!
428
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,480
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
429
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,000
Oh! Thanks!
430
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,440
I took a bit of a gamble with you,
you know.
431
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,680
I mean, you're not someone
who immediately comes across
432
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,680
as an asset!
433
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,640
-Ouch!
-No, no, not in that way!
434
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,240
I just meant
that when we first met...
435
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,080
you were pretty odd, actually!
A bit...
436
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,080
indefinable, somehow.
437
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,320
But, shit, you're growing.
438
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,040
My wife has said pretty much
the same thing.
439
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,800
-Your wife? Are you married?
-Yes. Beata.
440
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,400
Shall we take a beer? Celebrate?
441
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,360
We survived!
442
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,720
That would've been nice,
but I'm meeting someone, I'm afraid.
443
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,480
Oh, well.
444
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,800
Bye!
445
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,760
Er... I found an old...
446
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,720
packet... a really old one... I just
wanted to see if they were still...
447
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,760
-I knew it.
-Wait. Siri! Siri!
448
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,600
What is it now, Siri?
449
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,360
"Can't we do something on Friday,
just you and me?"
450
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,040
Well, today is Friday.
451
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,720
-Yes.
-Mm.
452
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,440
It didn't seem like
you were listening.
453
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,880
You forgot. Admit it.
454
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,000
You want to go out and fuck instead.
455
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,440
-No!
-While I sit here alone all night.
456
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,600
On a Friday.
457
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,880
-Maybe Agnes...
-No, she's at home with her mum.
458
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,440
Right.
459
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,640
I...
460
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,560
Have you thought about my new
phone?
461
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,600
Listen. We've tons of food in the
fridge and sweets.
462
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,800
OK? See you in a few hours.
463
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,520
OK.
464
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,920
-Got any protection?
-Sorry?
465
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,240
-Got any protection?
-Fuck that!
466
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,600
We can't just fuck it!
467
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:43,520
You can use the withdrawal method.
And anyway, I'm in my safe period.
468
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,040
But what about diseases?
469
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,840
What exactly...
470
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:56,400
Right, yeah. It is actually
dead important. Definitely.
471
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,200
Don't you have any condoms?
472
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,360
Or...?
473
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,040
I'll go and buy some, OK?
474
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:09,200
-No, hell, I can do that.
-It's OK. I've got this.
475
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:18,840
-OK, can you...?
-Oh, right! Sorry, I was just...
476
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,080
-See you in a bit.
-Will do.
477
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:38,600
Something's not right.
He's been out for ages now.
478
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,040
I told you he was too attractive,
Nilo.
479
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:48,560
It's too good. Know what I mean?
His home is totally clinical.
480
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,760
Well, some people like
a clean place...
481
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,960
Sure, but no, this is different.
482
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,760
If I was to check his laptop...
483
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,560
I bet you I'll find some sick stuff.
484
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:05,960
Look, Ella, just hang on here.
You can't do that.
485
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,840
I'm just saying that I promise you
I'll fund stuff that's so perverted
486
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,400
that would make even you blush,
and you can...
487
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,680
-Ella?
-Is this perverted enough?
488
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,640
Shall we carry on...
489
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,720
making out?
490
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,560
No. No, I understand.
491
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,320
Naturally, you're wondering...
492
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,640
I've tried my whole life to...
493
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,360
be normal.
494
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,280
But it never lasts.
495
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,080
Not with anyone.
496
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,840
Then I met you.
497
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,240
Lovely...
498
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,360
and a little nuts, I thought.
499
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,760
And then you said you were open
to most things.
500
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,440
So I figured I'd...
501
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,040
take the risk...
502
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,160
and show you my true self.
503
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,640
I'm so fucking stupid.
504
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,800
It's OK. You can go.
505
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,760
Johannes...
506
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,680
Those shoes.
507
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,960
They don't match your dress at all.
508
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,040
-Have you any more?
-Loads.
509
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,440
Are you still up?
510
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,200
Sorry I'm home so late.
What time is it?
511
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,680
Oh!
512
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,240
-Are you wearing false eyelashes?
-Oh, yeah, right...
513
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,920
I borrowed them from a friend.
514
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,720
You stink of booze.
515
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,200
Nah, we just had
a glass of wine and...
516
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,880
So how was your evening?
517
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,200
I felt pretty lonely.
518
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,520
I felt like calling Dad.
519
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,840
And did you?
520
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,760
No, you didn't.
521
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:27,640
Listen, I've been thinking.
Your mobile is actually a bit old...
522
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,120
No!!
523
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,960
You're the best mum in the world!
524
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:39,440
Do you think so? And you're the best
daughter in the world. I love you.
525
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,360
I love you, too.
526
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,320
-I must call Agnes to tell her!
-Do that...
527
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,120
-Go away.
-What was that?
528
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,680
-Go away!
-Right. I'll go to bed.
529
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,680
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