All language subtitles for Heartland S02E15 Dark Horse 1080p BluRay DDP5 1 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Previously, on "Heartland"...

Mom, you remember Caleb?

Oh, of course.

He's the only guy that really gets me.

Getting what he wants is
probably closer to the truth.

[Jack] Tim's been milking this
bullet wound like a dairy

farmer with 10 hands.

Do we have cheddar cheese?

Just if we do.

You can't tell anyone
you're staying here, okay?

Are you worried you're going
to sully my reputation?

I'm worried you're going to sully mine.

There's obviously nothing between us,

so there's nothing to explain.

[Val] I have to have some tests done.

My doctor's probably just
being overly cautious.

You, Ty Borden, no matter what I do,

I always end up with more questions.

You know those things you said
last night about your step dad,

why didn't you ever tell me?

I never told anyone that stuff before.

♪♪

Jack!

Hey, sure didn't take you long
to take me up on my offer.

And gives you a gift for
free hay, you jump on it.

Free?

Who said anything about free?

You did-- your message.

And I quote, "Jack, you want some hay?"

Yeah, I got 200 tons of hay
and two longhorns to eat it.

You know what, I don't want
to run our relationship

for over $100 hay.

75, or I'm dumping it back.

75?

It is a gift.

What the heck.

Oh, this is wonderful dear.

Sugarfoot loved your muffins.

And your timing is perfect
because I couldn't

find my reading glasses.

Special delivery.

Did I win the sweepstakes?

[Samantha] Not exactly.

It's about Sugarfoot from Hudson County.

Hudson Derby?

No, not the derby, Mrs Bell.

They haven't run that in years.

Not since the last time.

Your father and your grandfather
almost killed each other.

Now what's this about Sugarfoot?

[horse grunts]

I'll tell you what, why
don't I make a few calls,

take care of this for you?

So apparently you need at
least one hectare in order

to keep livestock on your property,

according to this bylaw.

Ugh, bylaws.

And the upshot is they are threatening

to impound Sugarfoot.

Unless what?

[Samantha] There is no unless.

And as far as Mrs Bell was concerned,

we're having a nice conversation
about the Hudson Derby.

[Jack] The Hudson Derby,
now that takes me back.

Well I finally found my damn check book.

I figured the prospect
of buying hay from you

must have clouded my memory.

Hey, speaking of memories, Jack,

I bet you remember the Hudson Derby.

Oh, what's that got to do with anything.

Last time I ever heard anyone
saying, "I'm number two.

I'm number two."

Nice one, dad.

Hey, check it out.

He's a real looker, hey.

Yeah, where did you get him from?

From me, his name's Money.

Oh you gave Ty a horse.

That's a pretty special present.

Not really, actually, Ty said
you guys could rehome him.

He did, did he?

I know.
I know.

I know.

But I'm kind of desperate.

My uncle just dumped him on me.

I put an ad on the net about
a month ago with a picture.

And you know what, so far, nada.

Yeah, maybe a picture was a bad idea.

Isn't he the fugliest
horse you've ever seen?

But he's got a great personality.

I just thought that we're all
set up for rehoming so.

Yeah, no, it's awesome.

It can be like your special project.

You know I think you're losing it.

Honestly, your memory's shot.

I won that race fair and square.

No, you took a short cut.

You should have been disqualified.

Wrong side of a couple of trees,

you call that a shortcut?

You went off course.

I know it.

You know it.

The only person that missed
it was the damn spotter.

He was standing right there.

If there was something to
spot he would've spotted it.

Except he was so drunk he couldn't

see a foot in front of
his face because you

bought him the whiskey.

You can have the hay.

- I don't want your damn hay.
- I don't want your damn money.

And I don't want to hear
any more about you

winning that damn race!

Don't worry, I'll never
mention it again.

Fine.

Even though you know I won
the race by three lengths.

Because you cheated!

♪♪ [Jenn Grant's Dreamer playing]

♪ And at the break of day ♪

♪ you sank into your dream ♪

♪ you dreamer ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh... ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

♪ you dreamer ♪

See this bylaw, it refers to
the keeping of livestock.

Sugarfoot is definitely not livestock.

Some people think of
their horses as pets.

But as far as Hudson
County is concerned,

they're in the same category
as cows, chickens, and goats.

Okay, Sugarfoot is more like a companion.

Really, I mean, he's a lifesaver.

When Mrs Bell had a heart attack,

he did everything but call 911.

So this horse is a guide animal?

Yes exactly, like a therapy horse.

Mrs Bell is visually impaired?

Well, yes, there is
impairment, definitely.

Of course we make provisions
for these situations.

Great, so then you can
just tear up that letter

and make an exception.

Hudson County doesn't tear up
letters and make exceptions

based on hearsay evidence.

If Mrs Bell qualifies for the
use of an assistance animal,

that will be taken into consideration.

Until then, the bylaw takes precedence.

What the heck are you doing?

You still got that rope of yours?

Yes.

And a horse you can rope off of?

You know I do.

Well, better start practicing.

Foothills Rodeo is this weekend
and I don't want you to suck.

I need the points.

Um, am I missing something here?

Well if I do good in broncs
and tie-down roping,

got enough points to get
my pro rodeo card.

But I could do with a third
event, just as insurance.

What like, tame roping?

Okay.

Yes, yes.

I knew you couldn't resist.

This baby is a definite chick magnet.

It is.

So anyways, I'm sure when
she meets Sugarfoot,

her bureaucratic heart will melt
and everything will be fine.

Well I hope you know what you doing.

Hey Lou, I've got three loads.

But don't worry this time I
brought my own detergent.

Is that sour cream coffee cake?

Help yourself, Ashley.

In between loads, do you think
I could take Apollo out?

Come on, Ashley, you know
you don't have to ask.

I told you I'd sell him back
to you for next to nothing.

I live in a trailer.

A laundromat is way outside my budget.

So how do you think I can afford
to take care of a horse?

I mean, do you have any idea
how much a bale of hay costs?

As a matter of fact, I do.

[Kit] You can brush him all you want,

he's not going to get
any better looking.

So your uncle give you any
history on this guy?

Just that Money used to
be a chuck wagon horse.

Really?

Mm-hmm, well I think I'm going to get

Scott to vet him, see how old he is,

make sure he's in good shape.

I knew you were the
right man for the job.

I'm really glad that you're
coming this weekend for sure

it will cut a couple seconds
off my time having

you there cheering for me.

And we don't have to go
with Caleb and Amy.

We can take your truck.

Amy's coming.

Yeah, she's going to be Caleb's header.

Oh, she never told me.

What?

You guys tell each other everything?

Well, obviously not.

Well don't you dare tell her
how much I like kissing you.

I don't see any sign of a
horse, no pen, no shelter.

Like I said, he's more like a companion.

[Mrs. Bell] Come back
here you little rascal!

He hates baths.

The second I start to fill up
the tub, he's out of there.

I thought you said she
was visually impaired.

It comes and goes.

But she is almost completely 100% deaf.

Well, that's a bit of an
exaggeration, isn't it Lou?

She must be having a good day.

Or a bad one.

Not only is she keeping
livestock in contravention

of the bylaw, but she's keeping it

in her domicile, which raises
red flags all over the place.

Red flags?

I'm afraid I have no
choice but to report

Mrs Bell to social services.

What?

What does, what does that mean?

It means Mrs Bell might be better off

in an assisted living facility.

An old age home?

That is not going to happen, okay?

And you know, as for your stupid bylaw--

She will have 30 days to file an appeal.

But I warn you, that can
be a very expensive

and time consuming process.

You'll be hearing from my
lawyer, our lawyer, definitely

a lawyer.

This was an all out endurance
race across some pretty tough

terrain.

Grandpa, you really need to let this go.

I put this behind me years ago.

It's just that Ty needs to know now,

how it really happened
before your father

starts rewriting history.

Now my strategy was to get in the lead--

And stay in the lead.

I would come up on Plumber's
Road about here.

And your father was here.

And Scott was right behind him.

Scott?

Scott was in the race?

- He's the mustard.
- Obviously.

Sorry.

[Jack] It was his first time
out, but he was a contender

because he can ride.

When I got him to Three Point
Creek, I look behind me.

Tim was gone.

When I broke out of the
trees, he's ahead of me.

He never passed me, just magically

appeared in front of me.

But Grandpa, how could
that possibly happen?

Yeah, Grandpa, how?

He cut corners, that's how.

Went off course somewhere in the woods.

Yes.

Well why wasn't he disqualified then?

Teflon Tim?

That man is so slick that
nothing ever sticks to him.

Okay, so how much money was
at stake in this Derby?

It wasn't about money.

It was a charity race.

The real action, real action
was under the table.

Really?

How much did you raise?

Over the years, pretty well
enough to build a whole

new trauma wing on the
Hudson County Hospital.

It's a good thing too,
because that damn race,

that's the reason Stumpy
got the name "Stumpy."

[Samantha Louise] I had
no idea that crazy race

was all about doing good.

If you call a knock down, drag him out,

no holds barred grudge match doing good,

then I guess it was.

Oh, my God.

Mrs Stanton.

Would Ashley be in?

I'm pretty sure I'd know if she was.

It's not like someone
can hide out in there.

Well, I guess this would be my
chance to talk to the young man

my daughter is shacked up with.

It's not like that.

Like you said, not much
room for privacy in there.

Would you like to come in?
Coffee?

Beer?

Thank you, but no.

Don't tell me you're a bull rider.

Oh no, not planning on dying young.

So I'm sticking to broncs.

Ah.

Yeah, couple more wins
and I'm turning pro.

Must be pretty good at it then, huh?

Yeah, that and roping.

My only problem is I got to
hook up with some sponsors

if I want to follow the
circuit south, come winter.

Sounds like you've got your
future all worked out.

Yes, I do.

And to think I was worried
that my daughter was involved

with someone whose aspirations didn't

go beyond working as a ranch hand,

living in a rented trailer.

No ma'am, I saw that movie and
I don't like how it ends.

Okay, well, I guess I better be going.

Tell my daughter to call me, okay?

I haven't talked to her in days.

Don't worry about Ashley, ma'am.

I'm taking real good care of her.

[Samantha Louise] Quick, quick, quick!

Turn on the TV.

[Jack] Where's the fire, Lou?

[Samantha Louise on TV] That's right, Shelley.

Oh, my God, Lou, it's you!

[Samantha Louise on TV] Many seniors

in our community are denied
the right to keep companion

animals in their homes.

So we're raising money for
a Legal Defense Fund

by resurrecting a Hudson tradition,

the Hudson Charity Derby.

And viewers can get more information

by calling the information
hotline right here.

Thanks Lou.

Good luck with your efforts,
and I really hope the event--

See?

The phones are already
ringing off the hook!

Hudson Charity Derby
Information Hotline,

Yes, this is Lou Fleming.

What am I wearing?

Excuse me?

Oh!

[Jack] Well Lou, seeing as the last time

the title was stolen from me, allow me

to be the first one to sign up.

Come on, Grandpa do you really
want to go through all that

again?

Damn right I do.

Okay, okay, just fill out this form

and give me a check for the entry fee.

[whistles] It's a little steep.

You know, Grandpa, you
don't have to race.

You could make a donation.

You could be a judge, that
would be a great help.

What is this?

Oh, I ran into Dad on the way
back from the interview.

And I guess you could
say he beat you to it.

Is that right?

Well, that would be the last time

Tim Fleming beats me at anything.

Oh, well.

So what do you saying, dad?

You and Grandpa rematch?

That's exactly what I want
to talk to you about.

And I've been doing pretty well lately

but my shoulder still stings a bit.

Yeah, maybe it's trying to tell

you something, like you should
have never entered that race.

Well maybe, but I can't back out now.

Your grandpa's already entered.

Lou almost had me talked out of it.

My knees do get a bit
stiff this time of year.

But then I see Tim's name right
at the top of the entry list.

It's not too late to back out, Jack.

Back out?

No, the entry fee's nonrefundable.

Besides this old firebrand right here,

he might not be as young as
he used to be but he's still

got a burning desire to win.

I figure I got a winning horse.

But I haven't been able to
get him up to more than a

walk lately because--

The darn bullet wound.

Yeah, so I was kind of hoping
that you'd leg him up,

get him in racing shape.

Because I know that I have
one good ride in me.

I just don't want to blow
it before the race.

My strategy is to take
it easy, take it slow.

I don't want to wear this
guy out before race day.

So he was saying that this horse

might be too old for the
suicide race, but you're not.

Son, I don't win this race, Tim

will never let me live it down.

Come on Jack, the Derby was
what 10, 12 years ago?

No, it goes back a lot
further than that.

Tim Fleming's been keeping score ever

since the Claire's Home rodeo.

He beat me on a technicality.

And he's been dining
out on it ever since.

Claire's Home rodeo, your grandpa

got a 10 second penalty
for breaking a barrier.

Somehow he figured that was my fault.

He hasn't had a kind word to say
about me from that day forward.

I'm riding in that Derby
whether you help me or not.

Even if it kills you.

Who's side are you on?

Yours.

Just don't let your grandpa find out.

Sure you don't want a leg up, Jack?

No, I don't want a leg up.

Okay, maybe just this once.

But if you tell Tim--

You know Jack, I really admire you.

I just hope when I'm your age,
I'm half as stupid as you are.

I'm glad you didn't
bring any more county

officials to my house, Lou.

I swear, if I had for one second

thought that it would turn
out the way it did--

but don't worry, I'm taking
care of everything.

Please dear, you don't have to do that.

And I know how to raise money for you.

I'm going to run the Hudson Derby.

They cancelled that race years ago.

I know, Mrs Bell, that's
what I'm saying.

We're doing it again!

And I want you to drop
the flag on Derby day.

Fine, but don't tell your
father or your grandfather

about that race, or it'll
be history repeating

itself all over again.

You okay, Jack?

You were gone a long time.

Hell, I'm okay.

It's the horse that needed a break.

You want to take my truck?

I'll walk her back.

I still got a fire in my belly.

But tell you the truth,
my feet are freezing.

As for that old guy, well, I
think the fire's gone out.

You know, your mom came by.

My mom?

What did she want?

I don't know.

I think she just wanted to talk to me.

You know she seemed pretty decent.

Weird, yeah, ever since
she's had these tests,

she's making it really hard
for me to keep hating her.

You're not thinking about
moving back home, are you?

What?

And trade all this in for indoor
plumbing, central heating,

and satellite TV?

Look, just because I
don't hate her doesn't

mean I want to live with her.

Well, good.

Your coffee's getting a lot better.

And I kind of like not having
to make it on my own.

Do you have a minute?

Ah-uh.

Just, there's a couple of things

that I kind of don't
know what to do about.

Yes, and while you're talking
to me, you can fold these.

I'm serious, Lou.

Just Caleb, he wants
me to go to the rodeo

with him this weekend.

But I've got this report
on soil erosion due.

And you know, I don't think
I could spend four hours

in a truck with Ty and Kit.

I mean, all that hugging, and smiling,

and those cute little jokes.

It makes me sick.

And on top of it all, dad asked
me to work this horse for him.

And I said yes, but I don't think

he should even be in the race.

Lou, you're not even
paying attention to me.

Ditch Caleb, help dad, do your homework,

and don't make yourself miserable

hanging out with Ty and Kit.

You can tell it makes me miserable?

Oh, my God, do you think they
know it makes me miserable?

When you're finished folding those,

you can put them in these envelopes.

Easy boy.

See this?

Yeah?

He's got to be about 15, 16 years old.

And he's got a tattoo.

What does that mean?

It means he's a thoroughbred.

And he was on the track.

He's a racehorse.

Well, he raced at least once.

But don't get your hopes up, doesn't

mean he was any good at it.

A lot of horses only
have one race in them.

Hey, Jack said you were in the
Derby last year they ran it,

said you were a real contender.

I was barely 18, didn't
know what fear was.

No, all I was thinking about
was winning the race

so that Lou would realize that I wasn't

just one of her mom's projects.

So what are you thinking now?

Well, I'm thinking that you should

check this horse's racing stats
before you get Jack's hopes up.

How do you know this is about Jack?

Well, I was a couple of legs behind Tim

when he crossed that finish line first.

I've been reliving that
moment ever since then.

I only came in third.

I think these are yours.

I found them in the
dryer, you know, stuck.

Thanks.

Hey, um I can't go with you
this weekend to the rodeo.

I'm sure you'll still do good,
probably even better without me

because I haven't had a
chance to practice.

Well, there's still a few more days.

I know.

I just can't.

Okay?

It's my dad.

I promised my dad I'd
help him with something.

Yeah, well what about me?

You promised you'd rope with me.

I already signed you up.

Sorry.

I don't believe this.

I was counting on you.

At least you got your boxers back.

Oh!

His real name is You're So Money.

He raced 12 times and
he won three of them.

Well, I think his racing
days are long over.

Same could be said for you, Jack.

Okay, Money, let's see what you got.

Hiya!

Holy crap!

I told you, Jack!

Woo!

Woo hoo, I've ridden some good
horses in my day, fast horses,

but this guy, I thought I
had him in overdrive.

He still had a couple of gears left.

So we got ourselves a winner, then?

Well, we got some natural
talent, that's for sure.

But it's got to be molded.

All right, but wait,
what does that mean?

That means that we lope.

We breeze.

We run him.

And we do some hills.

We practice starts.

And we feed him exactly right
so he peaks on race day.

And I'm going to need your help on this.

You count me in.

Yes, sir.

This guy, this guy is our secret
weapon, emphasis on the secret.

And what are you two so happy about?

No, nothing.

Nothing.

Wait a minute, isn't that your--

you are training your dad's horse.

Well I just--

At least now I know whose
side of the fence you're on.

Grandpa!

Not that I care.

Believe me, Tim Fleming needs
all the help he can get.

If I was conditioning a horse
for an endurance race,

I buy this.

Front Runner, I like the sound of that.

And you'll need these too.

All right.

Now for ourselves, I was
thinking pie and coffee?

Apple pie.

Hey there, stranger.

Hi Scott.

Saw your truck outside.

Uh, yeah, I was actually
meaning to call you.

You see the thing is, something came up

and I can't go with you to
the rodeo this weekend.

Oh no, I hope it's nothing serious.

Well, no, well, maybe but
I just made a promise.

Yeah, to me.

Yeah, but I also made a promise to Jack.

It's about his horse.

Why doesn't Amy take care of it?

I don't know.

I think she's going to the rodeo.

That's funny, because Caleb just told

me that she's not going either.

That's the first I've heard.

Why don't I believe you?

Come on, Kit.

Is there still something
going on with you two?

This isn't about Amy.

It's about Jack.

But hey, I know you'll
do great at the rodeo.

Yeah, thanks.

Ah, feeding him the good stuff, I see.

Yeah, nothing but the best.

You mind saving some of
that for my dad's horse?

Oh, sorry, it's like you said,
this guy's my special project.

Well, that's just too bad,
because as soon as you

leave for that rodeo t
weekend, that bag's mine.

Maybe I'm not going to the rodeo.

Yeah, maybe I'm not either.

Wait, you're not going?

No, now Kit's kind of mad at me.

Yeah, me and Caleb same thing.

So how come you're not going?

No reason.

How about you?

No reason.

- You're so full of it.
- And you aren't.

Okay, so we both know we're
backing different horses.

But let's not get sucked into
that whole competitive thing,

all right?

Yeah, salt versus pepper.

You could say that.

I won!

What do you mean?

We weren't even racing.

Oh, maybe you weren't.

You mean you were, because if you
were, I wasn't even trying.

I wasn't trying either, but
I still won, didn't I?

So you sure you don't want to come?

There's plenty of room in the truck.

Because Amy bailed out on you?

Now there is an invitation I can refuse.

Come on, Ash.

Next time, and I promise
I'll ask you first.

I don't get you.

Are you really that oblivious?

Oblivious to what?

Well, Amy bails out on you.

And Ty bails out on Kit.

I mean, do you really think
that's a coincidence?

Okay, maybe not, but I can't
think about that right now.

Right now I've got to think
about four hours in the road,

eight seconds on a bronc,
and about 7.9 seconds

to rope a calf, give or take.

Looks like you've got you're
thinking pretty well

figured out.

Yes, I do.

I that gonna go up?

We need that to go up.

Oh hey, competitive
parking only, please.

General parking back that way.

Here you go.

Great, thanks.

Scott, I was afraid you
didn't get my message.

Message?

Yeah, you know I need a vet on standby.

Wish I could pay you, but I'm
barely breaking even as it is,

so.

I'm not on standby, actually.

I'm a late entry.

Oh, another entry, and a late entry.

I'm going to have to charge
you a late entry fee.

Glad to be of help.

Great, so Scott Cardinal, and
what is your horse's name?

Eat My Dust.

I like the sound of that.

A C note on Eat My dust to win.

Stumpy, your betting on the race?

Can't ride in it anymore,
not since the last time.

I least I can make some money.

A hundred bucks on Eat My Dust to win.

Ladies and gentlemen, the
window is now open.

Place your bets.

Stumpy, you are a genius.

Remember to hold back
until the homestretch.

Already told you, I like to get
the early lead and keep it.

I've got all the stats, Jack.

Look, he's a come from behind horse.

It's not my style to come from behind.

Well, if you want to win this race,

you've got to change your style.

Is that right?

Are you sure you're up for this, Dad?

Yes, if the horse is up for it.

And I still think it's insane.

You know, your pre-race pep
talk could use a little work.

I'm just being honest.

Well don't be honest.

Just say, Dad, you're going to win it.

And then tell me how to do it.

Okay, Dad, you're going to win.

Just go fast.

And if you see Grandpa coming
up behind you, go faster.

All right, a fiver on You're So Money.

You've got a good luck.

Short horse to win, I'm liking
the odds on Jack Bartlett.

And don't forget about the
returning champion, Tm Fleming.

Amy, I'm short a spotter.

I need you to take this, get
up to the halfway mark

soon as the race starts.

No, no, she can't be a spotter.

She's been helping the competition.

All right, Ty, you go.

Oh give me a break.

You can't tell me that Ty hasn't
been working with the old man.

Okay, they both go.

Okay, [inaudible].

You can pretty much guarantee
they won't be blind drunk.

Okay.

Thanks.

Lou, gonna wish me luck?

I would, Dad, but I have to
maintain absolute impartiality.

Hey, if it makes you feel any better,

your odds are really good.

As we all know, the Hudson
Charity Derby isn't just

about winning or losing.

It's about community.

Before I introduce our official
starter, Mrs Sally Bell,

I would like to remind you
all that the betting

window is now closed.

[crowd muttering]

On your mark, get set, go!

Come on, Jack!

Come on, Grandpa!

Come on, Jack!

Come on, Jack, come on.

Come on, Jack, let me give you a leg up.

Forget it, just hold him still.

Don't be stubborn, Jack.

I'm not being stubborn.

It's all part of your stupid,
come from behind strategy.

Come on, Grandpa!

Ya!

Go Jack, come on!

Go!

Woo!

And at mile one, it's Dusty
Burdick in the lead.

Followed closely behind by Jim.

Slim?

No, Tim!

Tim!

Tim... Fleming!

Woo hoo!

Go dad!

Excuse me.

[Samantha Louise] Oh, Miss Newton.

[Miss Newton] I understand
you're taking bets?

Oh I'm sorry, the betting
window is now closed.

The race has already started.

You understand parimutuel betting

at amateur sports events
is in contravention

of Hudson County bylaws?

Parimutuel?

I had no idea.

Ignorance is no excuse
for breaking the law.

But--

[Miss Newton] You'll be
hearing from my office.

There goes Tim, second place,
and Scott's right behind him.

And Jack's moving in fourth place.

All right, I've just got an
update from course folks.

They're closing in on the halfway mark.

And oh, no, Tim Fleming
has fallen behind.

Amy, come in Amy.

[radio static]

Amy, are you there?

Uh yes, they're approaching
the halfway mark.

And they're going really fast.

Dammit, Amy, where are you?

What's going on?

Lou, I can't hear you.

Lou!

You know, even when you can't hear

her, or know what she's saying, you

sort of know what she's saying.

Yeah, out of all of you,
she's got it the worst.

What's that supposed to mean?

You know, that crazy competitive

thing that runs in your family.

No, I am way more competitive than Lou.

Well, why don't you prove it?

All right you asked for it.

Bring it on.

I'm coming!

Amy, where are you?

What are you two doing?

Nope, nope, help, help, help!

[laughing] Stop!

Stop.

Gotcha.

[hoofbeats approach]

a!

Ya!

[inaudible].

Woo!

Go Scott!

Woo hoo!

Go Dad!

Go Jack!

Yeah, come from behind!

Woo!

Hey--

What, you're taking a shortcut, Tim?

You never learn, do you?

You all right?

Yeah, give me a leg up, will you, Jack?

You just had your
shoulder blown to bits.

I don't know why you put
yourself through this.

You know damn well why.

And this time I'm not going to
feel guilty about beating you.

Oh, you son of a--

And at the three-quarter poll,
it's still Dusty Burdick,

followed by--

Scott Cardinal.

Scott Cardinal?

What happened to my dad?

And where the hell is my grandpa?

I don't know.

But we don't care who wins
or loses, do we folks?

Because it's all just fun and
games for a good cause.

Whoa!

See you, Scott.

Everything okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Dammit, hiya.

Another rider down, it's anyone's race.

Get up!

e on, come on!

Eat My Dust!

Through the course, they're
coming in for the home stretch.

And here they come.

And in first place it's--

I don't believe it!

It's Scott!

Scott Cardinal in first place.

And in second place, it's Tim Fleming!

No, it's Jack Bartlett!

No, it's a dead heat.

Woo hoo, it's a tie!

A tie for second place.

Oh man, maybe your dad and
Jack will give it a rest now.

Yeah, right.

Now it gives me great pleasure
to present the winner of this

year's Hudson Derby
with an all-inclusive

deluxe weekend package at the Heartland

Equestrian Connection.

And I would also like to
apologize to those of you who

mistakenly thought I was running
a parimutuel betting operation,

and assure you that your nontaxable,

charitable donations will go straight

to Mrs Bell's defense fund.

Hey, it's for two.

Now all I have to do is find
someone to spend the weekend

with me at the dude ranch.

Who wants to start the
bidding on a weekend

with our big winner?

I do!

Do I hear 200?

Right here!

Do I hear four?

Going once, going twice sold to
the woman in the white hat!

Now how about his hat folks?

Let's get some bids on
Scott Cardinal's hat.

Heck of a race, Scott.

Let me be the first to congratulate you.

Hey, great job pal.

Now you won it fair and square.

Thanks guys, no harm
in being number two.

I know why Lou called it the tie.

But you and I both know the only thing

you start crossing the finish
line was my horse's ass.

You know, I think you're right, Tim.

If I look behind me, I would've
seen you, the biggest

horse's ass in Hudson county.

Really.

[Caleb] Second in broncs,
first in tie down roping.

I got enough points to get my pro card.

Great, when are you heading south?

I can't go.

I have to find a sponsor.

Ah, well that's exactly why
I wanted to meet with you.

Don't show this to my
daughter, all right?

She'll take it the wrong way.

What is this?

Let's just say now you've
got all the sponsorship

you're going to need.

[car starts]

And so, I just, I wish we made a profit.

But with all the expenses and the fines,

I don't even think we're
going to break even.

Would you like me to lend
you some money, Lou?

Mrs Bell, you don't understand.

I was trying to raise money for you.

Well don't worry about me.

My lawyer tells me we already
have that Ms Newton on the run.

Your lawyer?

I found my glasses, dear.

He was the first person I called
after I read that letter.

You have a lawyer?

And he thinks Sugarfoot is
the cutest little client

he's ever had.

So he's working for free.

Free?

Mrs Bell, do you have his card?

Can I get his number?

You see, I got this official
letter from Hudson County.

Well, I'm glad to see
you were able to set

aside your petty concerns
and accept the hay.

Glad you were able to drop your price

to something reasonable.

Yeah, well, I did it for the girls.

So Jack, what do you say?

Maybe it's time we bury the hatchet.

First I'll have to dig
it out of my back.

Come on, how long we've been at this?

Claire's Home, Williams Lake.

What are you talking about?

You know damn well what
I'm talking about.

I was coming up, winning all the money.

And you were sliding into standing.

The hell I was!

Oh admit it.

I was the next big thing.

It was my turn.

You didn't even shake my hand.

I barely knew who you were.

I didn't care, until my daughter dragged

you home like something stuck
to the bottom of her boot.

Oh, so you're saying you didn't mind

me beating you all those times?

When you and Marion--

I noticed.

Every time you made the window,
every time you took home

a buckle, I was proud of you.

What do you expect?

You married my daughter.

You were like a son to me.

Like a son.

That's right, until you broke her heart

and it all went south.

Yeah.

I wish it could have
been different, Jack.

Me too.

Okay, I'm gonna tell you something, Jack.

I'm gonna be very honest here.

When I realized that Scott
was going to win the race,

I slow down so you could catch up.

The hell you did!

♪♪

And I could kick your ass, yeah
you in the looking glass.

I'm gonna settle my accounts with you.

Oh!

So this time it's for real?

Yeah, we need to get this out
of the way once and for all.

Okay, but I want this to be fair.

Do you want a head start?

I don't need one.

Good.

Hey, what happened to fair?

♪ I've been down and out ♪

♪ hanging with two men down ♪

♪ But I'm gonna settle
my accounts with you ♪

♪ Oh, because now I'm back on top ♪

♪ riding high after the flock ♪

♪ I'm gonna settle my
accounts with you ♪