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Previously, on "Heartland"...

A school uniform?

Blessed Virgin Academy.

They're sending me to boarding school.

Cherry?

Yeah, she's a lawyer in town.

Lou.
[snorts]

Amy didn't tell you?

Tell me what?

- It's Apollo.
- Hey, I love this hat.

Come on-- Oh, come on.

It's good for the garbage.
Hey.

Hey.

Me and this hat have been
through a lot together.

Ty and Kit are happy.

And I know you need some time to
get used to it, but they are.

You know what I think?

I think he gave up on you pretty easy.

♪♪

Milady.

Oh--

[laughing]

Okay, okay-- stop.

You're making me dizzy.

You're gonna make me puke.

I would die for a belt like that.

Me too, but don't get your hopes up.

Check the price.

$1,000?

Yeah, even with the store discount

I could never afford it.

Amy, you ready to go?

Yeah.

Want a fancy belt?

First big rodeo pay out it's yours.

What, do you think you can just buy me?

Well my natural charm coupled
with a big wad of cash--

maybe not buy you outright, but I
can sure make a down payment.

You never quit, do you?

No, I don't.

See ya.

The reservation is under what name?

Excuse me?

Yes, of course.

No-- no, problem at all.

Okay.

Yeah.

Bye bye.

[screaming]

What's wrong?

Oh my god.

Grandpa, you're not going to believe it.

That was a friend of Lauren's
who's a big agent in LA

and who represents all the a-list stars.

I can't tell you.

Riding lessons?

I'm not a riding instructor.

Listen, her agent says
she's really good.

All she needs is a little tune up.

Her agent?

Yeah, her travel agent.

Look Amy, I'm prepared to pay.

Name your price.

I'm not going to take your money, Lou.

There must be something you want.

Well, actually there was this
BB Simon belt in Maggie's.

BB Simon?

Those things cost a fortune.

You know what?

You want it, you got it.
Are you serious?

You bet I am.

Amy if this works out, this could

change our lives in a good way.

Do we have a deal?

So who is this person who's
going to change my life?

[pop music playing]

What's this?

A confidentiality agreement.

What is it I'm keeping confidential?

I don't think it's a
what question, Grandpa.

I think it's a who question.

♪ Some girls like it hot ♪

♪ They start fire everywhere ♪

Excuse me, I need a
pair of cowboy boots.

[gasps] Wow, I absolutely
need that belt too.

Oh my god.

You're Mindy Fanshaw.

Who is Mindy Fanshaw?

Mindy Fanshaw--

I saw one of her movies once.

Oh man, she's hot.

I can't wait to tell Soraya.

Yeah, that's the thing.

Nobody is telling anybody anything.

Where am I supposed to get
pure Egyptian cotton sheets?

10 cases of Fiji Water--

What's wrong with our own water?

Well, yeah-- organic
flax seed snack bars,

cumquat's, 15 strawberry incense sticks,

one box of bendy straws--

Yeah, and need white candles.

Where do we keep the white
candles in this house?

Ah ha, bingo.

Lou, those are for emergencies.

Yeah, what do you think this is?

I need a dozen spaced around each room

to ward off bad vibes.

Okay.

Oh and Grandpa, you need
to replace the toilet

seat in the outhouse.

What's wrong with the old one?

It's barely been sat on.

Yeah, but it has been sat
on and that's the problem.

I'm thinking the fact that
the toilet seat is perched

over a hole in the ground
might be more the problem

for that little girl.

You guys, I know this is
ridiculous and that obviously

Mindy Fanshaw is a self-centered,

obnoxious, narcissistic, sociopath

who thinks the world revolv--

[coughing]

You must be Lou.

Hi.

♪♪ [Jenn Grant's Dreamer playing]

♪ And at the break of day ♪

♪ you sank into your dream ♪

♪ you dreamer ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh... ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

♪ you dreamer ♪

[pop music playing]

So So then the agent called me back.

And he said, guess what?

You're going to cowboy camp.

[laughs] I love this.

Yeah, it was so last minute.

You know, they stuck me
on a commercial flight.

Oh, what a nightmare.

I know.

And then some awful paparazzi
snuck into the VIP lounge.

Well listen, speaking of last minute--

I didn't have time to get
the Egyptian cotton.

Uh-- but I can absolutely guarantee

these sheets have never been
touched by another human.

[screaming]

Oh my god, Mallory.

Oh my god, Mindy Fanshaw.

Oh my god, somebody get this
person out of my room.

So your little girl is safe and sound.

Give me a call when you get this.

Okay, I talked to a Sister
Gabrielle at your school.

And I left a message
with your mom and dad.

Why don't you tell me what is going on?

First thing's first--

you need to sign this.

Hey, not that one.

The good one.

Well, that's Amy's saddle.

Yeah?

We're talking about
Mindy Fanshaw's butt.

Yeah, and if Mindy wants to ride

she can tack up her own damn
horse, just like everyone else.

So which one of you cowboys is going

to saddle up my horse for me?

Butch or uh--

Sundance?

Actually, Mindy, that's not
the way we dings here.

Wow, that's hardcore.

Okay, celebrity boot camp.

I can take it.

All right.

You don't understand.

A major Hollywood celebrity
is riding my horse.

This is huge.

Hold on, you still haven't told me what

the heck you're doing here.

Have you ever been to an all
girls boarding school?

Do I really have to answer that?

Pizza Thursdays, Frozen, discipline,

lights out at 9:00-- and even
you've heard of High Speed.

So how did you manage to
pull off this great escape

all by yourself?

I-- I used the old pillow
under the sheet trick.

Climbed over the wall.

Took a taxi to the bus station.

Took the 11:30 to Hudson.

[sighs]

There's still a 20 mile discrepancy

between the end of your story
and your arrival here.

You know the confidentiality
agreement Lou's

been making everyone sign?

Uh huh.

Yeah, it's kind of like that.

Hey--

All right.

Don't worry, I got your horse here.

Here, I'll give you a leg up.

Woah-- [screams]

You know, Mindy, I've seen
pretty much all your movies.

Yeah, even the bad ones?

Especially the bad ones.

Okay, well I'm ready to ride the range.

Wait.

I need a picture, okay?

Take a picture.

No, Mallory--

Oh, you have no idea how
often this happens to me.

Sweetie, if you want a picture you can

download one from my fan site.
You don't understand.

You're actually riding my horse.

Well if you're incapable
of respecting my rights

as a famous person, I
don't really think you

can call yourself a fan at all.

Go on now.

Okay, where were we?

All right.

Well just uh-- collect your reins.

Yep, those leather things right there.

- Oh--
- No, no, no, no--

no, not that way.
[shrieking] Stop, stop, stop.

Woah, Woah, woah--

Don't move.

There you go.

Keep your hands low
together on his neck.

And you just want to kick him up.

Oh--

No, not that much.
[yelling] Not that much.

[Mindy screaming] He's not listening to me.

Wow Ty, she's almost as bad
as when you first started.

Hey.

[Mindy screaming] He doesn't stop.

No, I think she's worse.

[Mindy] Ow, ow-- [screams].

Mindy Fanshaw.

She may not know how to ride, but
she sure looks good trying.

Yeah, she sure does.

[yelling] Guys.

Woo-- Okay.

That was awesome.

You're an amazing instructor.

Really, I mean I'm going to
be a cowgirl in like week.

I don't know about that.

See, the thing is I'm not really
a real riding instructor.

Yeah, and I'm not really a teenager.

But all the scripts they send me are

for these stupid teen movies.

Stupid?

But what about that one where
you played the teen president?

Or the one where she saved
that talking whale--

that was pretty good.

Look, see the thing is
that like a week ago

my agent sent me this script.

All right, it's amazing.

It's based on a book, a bestseller.

And my character is a girl just like me.

I wouldn't even have to act.

I would just be myself, you know?

But there was this little
tiny problem where

I told them that I could ride.

Well I'm sure if you
just had more time--

Yeah, but see I don't.

Right?

Because that's why I'm here.

And I mean--

Uh-- well, I mean can't they get
a stunt double or whatever.

Isn't that what they do in Hollywood?

Have you ever thought
about that kind of work?

I mean people must have told you you're

a bit of a Mindy Fanshaw type?

No, actually I--

[laughs] I haven't.

I mean not that you're a wannabe.

You should take it as a compliment.

I think you'd be just perfect anyhow.

[phone ringing]

Oh yeah, okay.

This is a conference call.

I have to be at the cabins
like 10 minutes ago.

Well I'll give you a ride if you want.

Yeah, that would be great.

Let's go.

Uh-- I should probably go.

You know, just to like-- chaperone.

Yeah.

I got Mindy Fanshaw's helmet.

It's all wet and sweaty.

Can I buy it from you?

Uh, no.

You're noting this helmet.

Her water bottle-- even better.

This had Mindy Fanshaw's lipstick on it.

[whooping]

Okay.

Oh, wait.

Wait, wait-- stop.

Wait Right there.

I've got to get a picture.

You just look so Western.

[Jack] Just turning this old boy out.

What's his name?

This is Pegasus.

He's Amy's dad's horse.

Hi Pegasus.

He got into a bad wreck at the
stampede about 10 years ago.

And now we don't work him anymore.

A horse with a back story.

I love it.

Well all horses have a story,
they're just like people.

Yeah, I got a million stories.

But none of them are true.

I guess it just comes
with the territory.

You guys are so lucky to live
out here and be able to see

things just for how they are, and not

how some publicist or fan site
or celebrity tracker sees them.

Well, we've got our own brand
of B.S. out here, believe me.

He does seem to like me, though.

Well, he'd like you a lot
more if you gave him this.

Oh, what's this?

Keep your hand nice and flat.

[squeals]

What's that?

Hey guys.

Oh my god, you won't believe it.

See those guys over there?

They've been there since breakfast

ordering double espresso shots.

So?

They're paps-- paparazzi.

Why would paparazzi be in Hudson?

They're looking for Mindy Fanshaw.

What?

Yeah.

Mindy Fanshaw?

I mean-- what makes you so sure?

I swear to god she was
in here yesterday.

She bought boots and that great belt.

No way.

[laughs]

Ladies, hello.

I'm sorry to interrupt.

I couldn't help but overhearing.

So now-- now, you've said that
you've seen Mindy Fanshaw?

Yeah.

Standing right here.

Actually, more over there.

Yeah.
Over there.

- Yeah.
- Uh, you know what?

I'll tell you what.

If you see her again, here's my card.

Just give me call, yeah?

I'll make it worth your while.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Paparazzi?

In Maggie's.

This could be very bad for us.

I'll tell you what's bad-- that stupid

confidentiality agreement.

Do you know what it felt
like to lie to my friends?

Look, it's just for a little while okay?

Everybody's lying.

Even Mindy lied about her riding.

I mean she's basically a total beginner.

She didn't lie, okay?

Her agent lied.

Whatever.

I don't know how I'm going to teach her

to ride in a couple of days.

You don't have to teach her to ride.

Just teach her enough so she
can act like she can ride,

and then they'll double her.

That's what they do.

I know.

She offered me the job.

To be her riding double?

She thinks I kind of look like her.

[snorts]

Yeah, I guess.

Maybe if you like squint your
eyes and get pretty far away

do you like movie magic.

[laughs]

Shut up.

Hey.

Hey.

I'm just going out with Kit
unless you need anything.

No.

Have fun though.

Hey, did you see Caleb today?

Mindy had him going pretty good, huh?

Yeah, you know it's funny
how some guys fall

for that whole movie star thing.

What, you think I'm all
impressed because she's

some big movie star?

No, not you.
Definitely.

I mean if you were, then
you hid it really well.

And I know you pretty good, so--

Well I believe you, but I
know you pretty well too.

I'll see ya.

Wow, that was quite a performance.

You totally sold the fact
that you didn't care he was

going out with another girl.

I should be taking lessons from you.

I mean not riding
lessons, acting lessons.

Give me a break.

You're telling me you're
not all about that guy.

No, I mean maybe I was once.

But that was a while ago.

That's over.

Yeah, sure.

I know.

Whatever you say.

I didn't come here to pry
into your love life anyway.

I actually just wanted to tell
you I was sorry about today.

My people should have been
more up front with you.

I've really only been on a
horse once in my life.

It was a pony.

Best friend's birthday party.

I was six.

I wish you had told me that.

I would have put you
on a different horse.

What about this guy?

He's so beautiful.

He has such sad eyes.

I bet he's seen a lot.

Look, it's like he knows me.

[laughs]

Pegasus, he hasn't been
doing so well lately.

So no, you can't ride him.

That must be hard.

I can tell with you he's
not just another horse.

He's part of your family.
Yeah, he is.

I meant what I said, you know--
about you being my riding

double.

[camera clicks] Look, we could be sisters.

[horse snorts]

Hey Jack, have you seen
Mindy's water bottle?

How am I supposed to find it now?

Well I didn't know you
were such a big fan.

You wouldn't understand.

I finally talked to your dad.

He's been off the grid.

He didn't even get my message until him

and your mom hit White Horse.

Give it to me full on Jack.

I can take it.

Until a more permanent
solution can be reached,

we've decided that
you'll be going back--

To Blessed Virgin Academy?

You might as well just tear out
my heart and wrap it in plaid.

Going back to you staying here,
going to your old school,

and doing your chores.

Starting with recycling.

Thank you Jack.

You won't regret it.

[giggles]

Talk about a Hollywood moment.

I uh-- you're not working for
the tabloids though, right?

Ha, no.

I signed that confidentiality agreement.

Can't speak for the horses though.

You know, I never thought I would ever

feel so deeply about a horse.

And then Amy was telling
me about Pegasus

and how he is so old and sick.

And I just-- you know if I
had a horse and it died,

a little piece of me would die t.

And I've never opened my
heart up to anything

like I have since I got here.

You know, not just the horses--

the people.

And I know we haven't spent
that much time together.

But I just feel like some people can

live a lifetime in a minute.

Hey, are you okay?

[crying] Yeah, just--

can you hold me for a minute please?

It's okay.

All right.

Now I understand.

You understand what?

It's just so tragic.

You know, I mean obviously you're still

totally in love with Amy too.

Uh, Amy said that she--

Well see, Amy and I-- we're like,
you know-- we're friends.

So she tells me everything.

Huh.

Look, I got to water the horses.

And they need some hay too, so--

Whatever, knock yourself out.

I was just worried about him.

You know, he seems to be
slowing down, losing weight--

You're not working him are you?

No, he's just been out in the
field with the other horses.

[sighs]

Well maybe the younger horses
are beating him to the hay.

Why don't you stable him for a while.

Change his feed.

Well, feed is Lou's department.

Maybe you should talk to her.

It's been a while.

[knocking]

So how you doing Lou?

Uh-- great.
Great.

Couldn't be better.

Okay, I was seeing Mark and
it didn't quite work out.

But like in a good way.

How about you?

Nothing serious.

Playing the field?

Yeah, I guess you could say.

[laughs]

So just out of curiosity,
how big is that field?

[phone ringing]

I gotta take this call.

See you next time.

Okay.

[Scott on phone] Hey Sherry.

Yeah, just with a client.

Yeah, I'm on my way.

Okay.

What happened to Mindy
tacking up her own horse?

Well, I guess I just figured
that she's a guest

and we don't have a lot of time.

Oh, but you had time to spill your guts?

What's that supposed to mean?

I can't believe you talk about
us with someone like her.

She just-- she asked me about you.

And I didn't know what to say.

Well, apparently she talked
to you too, because--

you know, I don't know why it matters.

I mean everyone knows
you're with Kit, so--

Look, all I'm trying to
say is that it's weird.

Okay?

I mean, you think-- you see her
face in magazines and movies.

And you think you know
her, but you don't.

And don't think that she's your
friend because she's not.

You take away the fact that
she's famous and kind

of beautiful, um and--

I don't know what I'm trying to say, okay.

Just be careful Amy.

Okay, so just weave through
these standards.

You're looking good.

Okay.

But--

Oh, oh-- okay.

Just shorten your reins up.

He's not doing what I want him to do--

go.

Take your hand further down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now take hold of your inside rein.

There you go.

Oh.

Yeah, okay.

We're doin' it.

We're doing it.

Hey.

Since when do you guys lock the gate?

Uh, it's Lou.

Something to do with the dude ranch.

Well unlock it.

I want to ride my horse.

Uh-- that's the deal.
I can't.

See, Amy is down there with
one of the dudes now, and--

well, the gate's got to stay locked.

What?

To make sure the dudes don't
skip without paying?

Something like that.

Hey, so how's things at home?

It's bearable.

Barely.

What do you even care?

I care.

So please unlock it.

I can't.

I'm sorry Ash.

You know, this is the best
thing I've ever done.

It's nice once you form a
connection with a horse.

Oh, tell me about it.

This is better than any therapy.

You know, I was thinking I
know a lot of people in LA,

and they got lots of money.

And I'm pretty sure I can make things

happen for you down there.

Yeah.

Do you want to try something crazy?

Yes, I do.
Bring it on.

All right.

Grab your reins with one hand.
Like this?

Yeah.

And hold your saddle
horn with the other.

- Okay.
- You got it?

- Yeah.
- Hang on.

Yeah.

Okay.

[screaming]

[laughing]

You know Jack, you have a
really incredible face.

Well, I guess I wasn't all
that bad looking once.

Oh come on, Grandpa.

Admit it.

You were a babe.
Oh, well--

You know, that is the thing about LA.

I mean if you were there, for instance,

you couldn't look all old
and tired and wrinkly.

You know, you always have
to be camera ready.

Well, I guess I'll
cancel my ticket then.

[laughs]

But seriously.

I mean, can you imagine?

Like I can't even take out
the garbage without people

shoving cameras all in my face.

You take out the garbage?

Oh, no sweetie.

No.

[laughs] It's just kind of a
metaphor for my entire life.

Speaking of your life--

is what they're saying true?

Mindy quits rehab.

Drunk and disorderly.

- Mallory--
- No, no, no, no, no--

- Mallory--
- Give that to me.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Pole dancing in Vegas--

sure.

It was a gym in Lake Tahoe.

Obviously.

Nothing that they say in here is true.

Except your skin does
kind of look blotchy.

Well Melanie honey, at least
I didn't shave my head.

Maybe not your head, but--

Mallory, put that away.

Bedtime reading.

So cowboy, how about giving
me a ride back to my cabin?

Sure.

Yeah.

I mean-- why not?

Night.

Bye.

Melanie?

Oh, give her a break.

See, she meets a lot of people.

She probably can't remember
everybody's name.

Yeah, okay.

Whatever you say--

Zach.

[giggles]

You are such a gentleman.

Well, not always.

That's for sure.

What about right now?

Don't get me wrong.

I know who you are.

Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I
don't want to waste your time.

I work here, and you're a guest.

This doesn't have anything
to do with Amy, does it?

Talk about wasting your time.

She is totally into Ty.

And how would you know that?

Oh, besides the fact that it's
so in your face obvious?

She told me.

She told you?

Wow, what is it with
that girl and you guys?

Just-- I mean, get over it.

You know uh-- my bodyguard
has the night off.

Just wondering if maybe
you want the job?

It's so beautiful.

Oh, I just feel like everything I've

ever done in my entire life is just

to bring me here to this place.

Oh, I should get the producer
of the movie out here.

Well there's still one cabin available.

I'm not talking vacation.

I'm talking location.

We could rent the entire
ranch, and then just

shoot the movie right here.

What do you say?

You know, I have to talk
with reservations.

But I think th--

that-- but y-- you do have to
get the part first, right?

Details.

You know, I think that would be

an amazing opportunity for you.

Really, you should just go for it.

You know, you should just
grab it and hold on to it

until your knuckles turn white.

- Yeah.
- Oh, this looks great.

Thank you.

Okay.

She's up for this really big part.

And even though she's been in rehab,

she's totally blitzed all the time.

You really shouldn't
judge someone if you

don't know all the facts.

Oh yeah, right.

I mean take a look at this.

You really believe what you
read in the tabloids?

I mean look at that.

It must be ancient.

Her hair is way too short.

See ya.

[yelling] Hey, Amy.

Wait.

I don't get you.

All of a sudden you're a
Mindy Fanshaw expert?

Or you're hiding something.

Because you're the worst
liar in the world.

And I can tell that
you're lying right now.

[sighs]

Okay.

Um, you have to promise
not to repeat this.

Mindy Fanshaw at Heartland?

I've been giving her riding lessons.

Wow, I didn't really
think you were lying.

Man, you really folded fast.

Note to self, never tell you anything.

That goes for me too.

Soraya, I had to sign this
stupid confidentiality--

You're supposed to be my best friend,

and you just stood there and
you never said a word?

I couldn't.

Don't talk to me.

Soraya-- Soraya.

Hi, I'm Ashley.

Oh, oh-- I'm sorry.

Didn't you hear about the
Celebrity Rights Act?

It bars random fans from
speaking to celebrities

unless they've been introduced,
or they already know

each other, or it's for work.

Well how about the rights of
former fans who realize that

a so-called celebrity a bunch
of lame movies, and now

they want their money back.

Mindy, this is my friend Ashley.

[sighs]

[knocking]

Door's open.

Well Jake, what can I do for you?

Is Mallory here?

Now what makes you think she's here

and not at boarding school?

What did she tell you Mr. Bartlett?

Nothing, my lips are sealed.

Yeah, for once.

Jake's are too.

I wanted to pay you back, but
Jack recycled my water bottle.

Your water bottle?

Yeah, but I got something even better.

Guess whose lipstick this is?

I don't know.

She's really pretty.

You wear lipstick?

It's not me.

She's famous.

I would tell you, but it's a secret.

And Lou made me sign this stupid paper.

I understand.

If it's a secret--

Mindy Fanshaw.

She's staying here.

I can get a bunch of stuff
that she's personally used.

We can sell it on e-bay
and make a fortune.

And I can pay you back.

I don't want money.

I helped you out because
that's the kind of guy I am.

Hey.

This your idea of nightlife?

Well, it is a school night.

So what did the vet say
about my beautiful horse?

Oh, he just needs to gain some weight.

So he's not sick?

[gasps] Can I ride him?

No, I told you before.

Well I hope you don't mind me hanging

out here for a little bit.

It's so boring at the cabins.

I don't have anyone to talk to.

What about that bodyguard of yours?

Oh, see rule number one-- you never get

involved with your bodyguard.

Rule number two-- you never get
involved with your riding

instructor's boyfriend, even though he

swears he's not her boyfriend and he

was a really good kisser.

Ty?

Well I-- I don't know.

Or Caleb?

See, I say boyfriend and you don't even

know who I'm talking about.

You think I don't know that
you're playing those boys off

against each other?

Ty.

Do you know what she wants?

I don't know.

But whatever it is, she's
probably going to get it.

Hi.

She's not the easiest girl to turn down.

Not that anyone would want to.

So um, there's this place
somebody was telling

me about that I have to see.

Mustang Meadows?

So, which one of you boys
wants to saddle up my horse

and take me there?

Well, Amy's going to be back
from school pretty soon.

So--

Oh, yeah.

See, there's this weird thing
about me you might not know--

I hate waiting.

Good.

I hate to keep a lady waiting.

[squeals]

I don't know why you want Pegasus.

He's kind of old and slow.

Oh, well we have a special connection.

Yeah, you don't get it.

Amy got it right away.

Woah, the only thing Amy's
going to get is ticked off.

She just had Scott in to see him, Caleb.

Well I swear she said it was okay.

So, you know--

Relax bro.

We're just going for a
little trail ride.

Besides, I don't have to
remind you it's good to mix

things up now and again.

[screams]

There you go.

Okay.

You sure this is the way
to Mustang Meadow?

Well, this is the scenic route.

Well I've already had all
the scenery I can stand.

Hey um, have you seen Pegasus?

He wasn't in his stall.

Mindy took him out with Caleb.

You just let them go?

She said you were good with it.

[horses snorting]

There they are.

Down there.

Oh, great.

Look, it's Joey and Dawson.

I told you you couldn't ride that horse.

What were you thinking?

[Paparazzi] Hey Mindy, over here.

Give us a big cowgirl smile.

[horse neighing]

[screaming]

Pull up on your reins.

[Mindy] I can't.

[screaming]

[Amy yelling] Mindy.

Mindy.

Mindy.

Are you all right?

Oh.

[cheers] That was incredible.

Oh my god, what a rush.

[Paparazzi] Which one's
your new boyfriend?

Oh, they found Me out
here. [yelling] I'm okay.

Do I look okay?

[laughs]

Hey.

I'm really sorry I didn't tell
you about Mindy Fanshaw.

So I guess, you know,
if you told someone

that she was staying at Heartland,

I would totally understand.

What are you talking about?

Well someone told those
photographers where she was.

And I mean it was in the
middle of nowhere.

They must have followed
her or something.

First you lie to me and
now you're blaming me?

Look Amy, I don't know why you're here.

But if you're looking for
coffee or a Coke or something

like that, forget it.
We're closed.

I thought you were going to
take it easy on this old guy.

Well, what's wrong with him?

I was feeding the horses
and he couldn't even

walk to his grain bin.

So I called Scott.

Good thing.

He's got stone bruises on his feet

and he's got a chipped bone in his hock.

How bad is it?

Well, for his age it's pretty serious.

What are we supposed to do?

Butazolidin, maybe surgery.

But we've got to think about
whether he can handle that.

Well I thought that girl had more sense,

or at least that she had some
feelings for that horse.

Well you were wrong.

I guess we all were.

Amy.

Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

I just wanted to talk to you.

I feel really terrible.

And I know it's all my
fault, and I will totally

pay for all the vet bills.

This is not about bills.

I get it--

Caleb.

I went riding with Caleb.

You think this is about Caleb?

Well you see, that's
the thing about being

an actress is that I learn how
to read between the lines.

And I mean, both those guys
obviously have a thing for you.

What are you going to do?

You're just going to string
them along forever?

You know what?

You have no clue.
Okay, Pegasus, he could have e--

[phone ringing]

Oh, sorry.
Sorry.

I got to take this.

Hello?

I'll talk to you in a minute.

Hi, no I didn't see them.

Yeah, but everyone says
they're really good.

Really?

Oh my god, I'm so excited.

There's something that's
been bothering me.

You say that you ran away
from Blessed Virgin

because pizza was frozen,
the nights were long,

and the internet was slow.

But that pretty well
describes life right here.

There were many other reasons.

I'd like to hear one.

Okay.

Obviously I miss everyone.

But the thing I didn't plan on was Jake.

He knew exactly what I was thinking.

He took charge.

He bought me a bus ticket and even had

two horses waiting in Hudson.

Well, that sounds very romantic.

That's my problem.

That's why I just want to pay him back.

I just don't want him
to get the wrong idea.

Yep.

I'm looking at them right now Lauren.

She said what?

One star roach motel?

Yeah.

Well so much for renting the
whole place as a location.

You're kidding.

You got me a meeting?

[gasps] Did you tell
them I don't audition?

Hang on.

Hey, sorry I'm on the phone.

Okay, then get off the phone.

Okay, but what's your problem?

I just-- this is my room.

No, actually this is my room.

And this is my problem.

I don't care if you have to
pull pathetic stunts to prop

up your failing career, but when you

put my dad's horse at risk--

I'm sorry, this is about a horse?

Because I already told Amy
I'd pay for the whatever.

You know what?

Pack your bags.

Or get someone to pack them for you,

or whatever you have to do.

I want you out of here now.

Hey buddy.

Look what I got for you.

Come on, it's your favorite What,

you don't like me any more?

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

Okay, well I'm just going to leave
it right there on the fence.

Bye.

Amy.

Hi, I'm glad I got a chance to talk

to you before your insane
sister trashes me.

Um, she's probably going
to tell you that I told

the paparazzi where I'd be.

And did you?

No, never.

Well not technically.

I mean my PR people did.

But I just needed something fresh.

You know-- different instead of all

the shopping and clubbing and--

But I really, really didn't
think it was going to turn out

that way.

I didn't know a horse could
just hurt itself like that.

But I'll make it up to you Amy.

Mm-hmm, and how do you
expect to do that?

Huh?
You just about killed my horse.

My best friend won't even talk to me.

I have no idea what games you
played with Ty and Caleb.

And not to mention, you
bought that damn belt.

Look, for what it's worth, nothing

happened between Caleb and me.

Or Ty and me--

it's weird.

Yeah, I don't even know why I
fell for that bogus offer

to be your riding double.

That's because you don't know
much about people like me.

But that offer-- it still stands.

Honestly, anytime you call
me I'll send you a ticket.

[phone ringing]

Okay, sorry.

Just hang on a minute.

Oh, it's my life coach.

Hello?
What?

Yeah.
Okay.

Okay, I'll talk to you later Amy.

Bye.

Well if it isn't the Lone Ranger.

I heard about your midnight ride.

You don't for a second think
I approve of what you did.

I guess not.

But a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.

She's in the kitchen.

Hi.

Do you have another one of these belts?

They're one of a kind.

Well, in that case I'd
like to return it.

- Okay.
- Well, no.

Not return it-- just give it back so

that you can gift wrap it and uh--

send it to a friend of mine.

Okay.

[horse snorting]

[Caleb] Hey.

Hey.

- How's he doing?
- He's better.

Scott said he might not need surgery.

But-- that's good.

Look, I don't know what Mindy told you.

But whatever it was, it isn't true.

♪♪

What?

♪ I don't know what's going on ♪

- ♪ I'm so far gone ♪
- Oh my god, Amy.

You're famous.

Look-- it's your horse's ass.

Oh, would you look at that.

[laughing]

I guess I'll have to get a
couple of copies or something,

right?

Unless, of course, the
store is still closed?

Um, Mindy left something for you.

♪ I'm daydreaming ♪

♪ And you have got me ♪

[gasps]

Oh my god.

♪ --well I feel so out of place ♪

- Here, I want you to have it.
- ♪ I can't wipe the smile off my face ♪

- Uh-- she gave it to you.
- ♪ There's a thousand different ways ♪

- And I'm giving it to you.
- Hey.

While you girls work this out,
I'm taking it for a test drive.

Hands off my belt.

Ashley--

[laughing]

♪ --daydreaming, and you-- ♪

Heartland Equestrian Connection.

Oh, Mindy's agent.

Yeah, you know what?

Let me tell you something, Mr. I don't

care what she said, because--

Heaven on earth?

- ♪ You got daydreaming of you ♪
- Really?

- ♪ And you got me-- ♪
- Another one of your clients?

Yeah, you know what?

Unfortunately, we're fully booked.

♪ I sit and wait, because I-- ♪

♪ Well, I'm not
thinking so straight ♪

♪ And I, I think that fate-- ♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

♪ --is coming to get me ♪

Hey, um, look, I don't know
what Mindy told you, but--

But whatever it was, it wasn't true?

Yeah.

Well maybe some of it wasn't.

But some was.

I do-- I don't know.

But she said some stuff too.

Like what?

What did she say?

Just stuff.

And let me guess?

You signed that
confidentiality agreement?

- Yeah, something like that.
- Come on, Ty.

Just tell me.

Tell me.

[Ty] I wish I could, but I can't.

[laughing]

[Amy] I'm going to get it out
of you one way or another.

- [laughing]
- [Ty] I'd love to see you try.

♪ You, you got me daydreaming ♪

♪ And you, you got me-- ♪