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Hello, my dearest, dearest friends.
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What do you want?
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As you know,
planning has begun for my wedding
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to the delicious Chukwuemeka.
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Delicious?
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Trust me.
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Some are calling it the
social event of the season.
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Who's calling it that?
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Some!
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Ah, I took too much fruit.
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Oh, give me some. No grapes.
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- Okay.
- Focus!
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Sorry.
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There's one question
on everybody's lips...
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who will have the honor of
being Kemi's maid of honor?
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- Me.
- Abishola.
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It was a hard choice,
many good candidates...
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faithful Abishola, old, wise Gloria.
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Hearts will be broken...
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We only have an hour for lunch.
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I have chosen Abishola!
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Oh, my goodness! Thank you.
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You knew.
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It is still thrilling.
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I've already started making plans.
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That's why you are the chosen one.
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Worked out for everybody.
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I will contact the pastor
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and see what dates the
church has available.
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Oh, no. We are not doing a
traditional church ceremony.
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I am planning a destination wedding.
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- Lagos?
- Close.
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Vegas.
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Hot damn!
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Oh, while we're there,
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you gonna have to hold
onto my debit card, child.
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Even if I beg, don't give it to me.
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She is joking.
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Kemi knows she cannot get
married in such a godless place.
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God was at my first wedding.
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I'm going to try Satan.
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You deserve better than
a ten-minute ceremony
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conducted by a Filipino Elvis.
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Filipino?
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I saw it in a show.
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I hear your concerns, Abishola.
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Thank you.
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So Gloria is my new maid of honor!
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Congratulations!
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Pass.
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Good news, you're back in.
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All right, Kofo. Floor's yours.
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Thank you for taking
time to hear my idea.
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It came to me while I was in the bathtub
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enjoying my evening soak.
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I didn't take you for a bath guy.
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You think this glowing
skin just happens?
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All right, bubbles, move it along.
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Okey dokey, here it goes.
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What if, every week, we decide...
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I have terrible news.
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Our factory workers are
threatening to strike.
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Oluwa mi o.
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Are you Nigerian?
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No.
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Then don't do that.
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What are you talking about? Why?
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The head of the union says that...
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They have a union? Oluwa mi o.
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Mom, he doesn't like that.
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No, she's fine.
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The workers are demanding
a ten percent pay increase.
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Ten percent? Don't they know
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they're gonna be replaced by robots?
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They're also demanding not
to be replaced by robots.
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They can't do this.
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If it wasn't for me,
our socks would still
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be made in Malaysia by nine-year-olds.
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And all they wanted
was cigarette breaks.
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You did a great thing,
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Bob, but I do support their
right to stick it to the man.
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You're part of "the man."
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It's one of the many things
I dislike about myself.
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Where's that ten percent
increase supposed to come from?
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We're barely breaking even now.
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Yeah, we're all cutting back.
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You're not cutting back.
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It's just what you say.
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Before I was promoted,
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I thought you were all
fat cats looking down
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from your high tower.
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Now I like it up here.
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It's the looking down on people, right?
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Let 'em strike.
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When they start losing
their houses and condos,
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they'll come crawling back.
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For what we're paying them,
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I don't think they
have houses and condos.
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That's sad.
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Anyway, Kofo,
what's your little bathtub idea?
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Okay, here we go.
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Vegas of all places.
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What is she thinking?
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- Who?
- Kemi.
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Are you not listening?
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Uh, sorry.
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I was just dealing with some work stuff.
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But now you've got my full attention.
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No matter what I say,
she will not listen.
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Yeah, that's terrible.
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A wedding is a sacred thing.
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It should be in a church,
surrounded by your loved ones.
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Yeah, that's terrible.
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She'll regret it.
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And then I will be left
to pick up the pieces.
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Terrible.
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I have a feeling you're not listening.
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You could not be more wrong.
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Are you sure you don't want
to talk about what's going on at work?
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No, no. Go on.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Just stand back,
let her have this tacky wedding,
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and ruin the most important day
of her and Chukwuemeka's life?
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Terrible?
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- Bob.
- All right, sorry.
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Thank you for dinner, Mummy.
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Of course.
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You know, after the wedding,
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I will also have to
start calling you Mummy.
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No, you won't.
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I have some ideas about the ceremony.
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That's wonderful,
and I am eager to hear them.
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- Good, 'cause I'm thinking...
- But first I would like
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to share with you the decisions
I've already made for us.
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Oh, okay.
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Caesars Palace.
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Morning... matching gold outfits.
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Afternoon...
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matching rhinestone outfits.
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Evening...
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no outfits.
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I just do not think all
our family and friends
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will want to fly to Vegas.
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That is true.
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But on the other hand, I am the bride,
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and this is what I want.
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I think Vegas is a perfect idea.
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Nobody asked... Wait, what?
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It will not be a traditional marriage.
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Why should it be a traditional wedding?
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But what about our church,
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with our pastor and
choir and congregation?
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No, this is better.
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It is?
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It makes sense that you would want
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to get married far from home.
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It does?
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Then no one from our families
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will be there to judge you.
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I'm... confused.
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Why would they judge our love?
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Because this one is old
enough to be your mother.
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Mummy.
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Is it not true?
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I'm only 44.
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What year were you born?
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Give me a moment.
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Let me reassure you
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that this strike will
not affect our deliveries
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to our wonderful friends at Target.
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Is that true?
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Quiet. I'm lying to
our friends at Target.
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Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.
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- I have a question.
- Yes, Douglas?
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Will we still be getting paid
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during the strike?
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Are you living paycheck to paycheck?
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I'd be happy to tell
you if you loan me $500.
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I refuse to take money
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until our workers are
fairly compensated.
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Christina? Where are you?
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I'm on the picket line with
my blue-collar brothers.
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And two sisters.
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We really got to hire more women, guys.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Showing solidarity.
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Do you understand that
if this strike succeeds,
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I got to start firing
mid-level executives?
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Well, you gotta do
what you gotta do, Bob.
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Well, guess which level you're on.
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Good luck, everybody.
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Kemi...
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I would like to say something.
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Really? We were having
such a nice silent lunch.
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If the wedding of your
dreams is in Vegas,
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then we will go to Vegas.
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Oh. So you suddenly
had a change of heart.
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I should have supported your
wishes from the beginning.
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Interesting.
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Just yesterday, you called Vegas
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"the devil's hot tub."
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Yes, filled
with magicians and prostitutes.
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But that shouldn't stop you
from having your special day.
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Isn't that sweet, Kemi?
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Kemi, say it's sweet.
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You just want me to hide my shameful
relationship with Chukwuemeka.
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What are you talking about?
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You think I'm too old for him.
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Of course.
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But that's not why I'm doing this.
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And you think I'm
making a fool of myself.
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That has never bothered you before.
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And here I thought you were my friend.
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I am. I am supporting you.
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If you really wanted to support me,
you'd be honest.
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You'd look me right in my eye
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and tell me that I'm old,
ugly and stupid!
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You just had to talk.
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This is not negotiating.
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This is the same list of demands
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they opened with.
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They know we will start
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missing deliveries tomorrow.
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They have our gonads in a mousetrap.
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You know, if I was the evil CEO
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they think I am,
I never would've moved the factory
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back to the States.
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I'd be sailing on my yacht
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to wherever greedy bastards sail to.
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Turks and Caicos.
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Yeah, there.
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Perhaps it is time we bring
in replacement workers.
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You mean scabs.
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No, we do not use that word.
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And, for the record,
a scab is a sign of healing.
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Well, I don't care what you call 'em,
we're not doing that.
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Do you have a better idea?
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Yeah, burn the friggin' place down
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and collect the insurance money.
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Your father did that twice.
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If you want,
I still have the guy's number.
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Hello, Bob.
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Kemi, what are you doing here?
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I'm sorry, is this a bad time?
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Uh, it-it kind of is.
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Well, I took two buses,
so we will talk now.
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Uh, do you mind leaving, please?
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This is my office.
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Well, then, you know the way out.
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What's going on?
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Well,
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I am older than Chukwuemeka,
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and you are much,
much older than Abishola.
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Okay, and...?
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I need to know how you do it.
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How is she not disgusted
by your decomposing body?
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All right, thanks for stopping by.
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I-I need your help.
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Well, then,
don't open with I'm decomposing.
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I'm sorry.
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Did Chukwuemeka say something?
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His mother did.
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Well, what do you care what she says?
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00:11:31,819 --> 00:11:33,386
Chuey's crazy about you.
269
00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:36,215
Today. But one day he
will wake up and realize
270
00:11:36,215 --> 00:11:39,479
that the ripe plum he
married is a prune.
271
00:11:39,479 --> 00:11:42,221
A big-breasted prune.
272
00:11:43,004 --> 00:11:45,790
Well, there's an image.
273
00:11:46,617 --> 00:11:48,096
Can I tell you a secret?
274
00:11:48,096 --> 00:11:50,403
I'd rather you didn't.
275
00:11:51,214 --> 00:11:53,798
He has never seen me
without a wig or makeup.
276
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,521
Wow, that's a wig?
277
00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:59,369
The hair is real,
but it's from a woman in Mumbai.
278
00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:03,385
What do I do?
279
00:12:04,852 --> 00:12:06,419
Well, I-I'd say you have two choices.
280
00:12:06,419 --> 00:12:08,552
You can spend every day
hiding who you really are
281
00:12:08,552 --> 00:12:13,687
or you can trust that Chuey loves you,
warts and all.
282
00:12:13,687 --> 00:12:15,776
How did you know about my warts?
283
00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:19,887
_
284
00:12:22,957 --> 00:12:25,220
- Abishola?
- I'm up.
285
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,484
Sorry, did I wake you?
286
00:12:27,484 --> 00:12:30,356
It's okay. I wanted to see you.
287
00:12:30,356 --> 00:12:31,749
These are for you.
288
00:12:31,749 --> 00:12:34,752
Ah-ah. Why?
289
00:12:35,579 --> 00:12:38,408
For loving me for who I am.
290
00:12:40,148 --> 00:12:42,150
- Mmm.
- You know, it's not lost on me
291
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:44,544
that you could've had
your pick of any guy.
292
00:12:44,544 --> 00:12:46,851
Ah-ah. There were one or two.
293
00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:52,069
Michael, Raheem,
294
00:12:52,069 --> 00:12:54,941
David, the other David.
295
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,291
Okay. All right.
296
00:12:58,684 --> 00:13:02,557
I chose you because
you have a good heart.
297
00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:05,082
It was not working
when I met you, but...
298
00:13:05,082 --> 00:13:07,388
it was good.
299
00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:09,564
I love you.
300
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,089
I love you, too.
301
00:13:16,746 --> 00:13:19,009
Sometimes I do miss Big Bob.
302
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:20,750
Big Bob?
303
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,012
Yes, you know.
304
00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:24,449
Big Bob.
305
00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:28,061
What could you possibly miss?
306
00:13:28,061 --> 00:13:30,063
Your tummy pillow.
307
00:13:30,063 --> 00:13:33,371
Now it's like laying on a park bench.
308
00:13:36,891 --> 00:13:39,403
_
309
00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,075
Are you ready?
310
00:13:42,075 --> 00:13:44,208
One moment.
311
00:13:46,906 --> 00:13:48,952
I am now, my love.
312
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:51,084
Close your eyes.
313
00:13:51,084 --> 00:13:53,652
Okay.
314
00:13:53,652 --> 00:13:55,610
They are closed.
315
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,056
Can I open them?
316
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,624
Okay.
317
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,149
Oh.
318
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:15,979
You are not naked.
319
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:19,547
Yes, I am.
320
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,811
This is me.
321
00:14:21,811 --> 00:14:23,464
The real me.
322
00:14:23,464 --> 00:14:26,946
Ah. You are more beautiful than ever.
323
00:14:27,699 --> 00:14:30,428
Tell the truth. You are repulsed.
324
00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:33,518
My darling,
I have been waiting for this day.
325
00:14:33,518 --> 00:14:37,696
And not just because your makeup
has been ruining my pillows.
326
00:14:38,915 --> 00:14:41,743
I have wrinkles on my chin
and circles under my eyes.
327
00:14:41,743 --> 00:14:44,181
I do not see them.
328
00:14:48,272 --> 00:14:49,882
What about my hair?
329
00:14:49,882 --> 00:14:52,493
It is nicer than mine.
330
00:14:53,538 --> 00:14:55,105
It is gray.
331
00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:56,758
Because I'm an old hag.
332
00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:57,890
Eh-eh. Eh-eh.
333
00:14:57,890 --> 00:15:00,719
Do not be mean to my Kemi.
334
00:15:02,939 --> 00:15:05,680
Wait a moment.
335
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,596
Now you close your eyes.
336
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:12,557
Will you be gone when I open them?
337
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,214
Okay, open.
338
00:15:17,954 --> 00:15:20,608
Ta-da.
339
00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:22,523
What is that?
340
00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:24,047
My mouth guard.
341
00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:25,962
I put it in after you fall asleep
342
00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:28,007
because it is embarrassing.
343
00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:32,229
Oh. It is... nice.
344
00:15:33,693 --> 00:15:36,015
Do you love me any less?
345
00:15:36,886 --> 00:15:39,714
No. You are my Chuku bunny.
346
00:15:39,714 --> 00:15:42,152
And you are my Kemi bear.
347
00:15:43,936 --> 00:15:45,764
Take it out first.
348
00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:53,554
That's much better.
349
00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:02,718
_
350
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,721
- Hey.
- Hey.
351
00:16:08,721 --> 00:16:10,027
What are you doing?
352
00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:12,246
Trying to drink these numbers right.
353
00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:13,900
Is it working?
354
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:17,426
Well, at least I can't see 'em anymore.
355
00:16:20,341 --> 00:16:21,473
Here.
356
00:16:21,473 --> 00:16:23,257
What's this?
357
00:16:23,257 --> 00:16:25,390
My letter of resignation.
358
00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:26,435
Very funny.
359
00:16:26,435 --> 00:16:27,740
I'm not kidding.
360
00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:30,569
Oh, well, then, no, I don't accept.
361
00:16:30,569 --> 00:16:33,572
It's the only move, Bobby.
362
00:16:33,572 --> 00:16:36,096
Chop up my bloated one percent salary
363
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,491
and feed it to the hoi polloi.
364
00:16:39,491 --> 00:16:40,666
The hoi polloi?
365
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,928
The rabble, the riffraff.
366
00:16:41,928 --> 00:16:44,627
You know what I'm talking about.
367
00:16:45,454 --> 00:16:47,107
There's got to be another way.
368
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,587
Your bloated salary?
369
00:16:48,587 --> 00:16:51,155
Let's keep thinking.
370
00:16:52,156 --> 00:16:53,940
Honey, if you want
to keep the place going,
371
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,681
you got to let me do this.
372
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,640
No. You and Dad started this company.
373
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,163
I'm not gonna be the reason you quit.
374
00:16:59,163 --> 00:17:02,427
Oh, just like a man
to take all the credit.
375
00:17:02,427 --> 00:17:05,212
I'm quitting because I'm done.
376
00:17:06,071 --> 00:17:07,084
Really?
377
00:17:07,084 --> 00:17:09,347
Stick a fork in me.
378
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,480
So, what are you gonna do?
379
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,960
I don't know. Travel?
380
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,746
I got some friends in Turks and Caicos.
381
00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:24,188
Thanks, Mom.
382
00:17:24,188 --> 00:17:26,190
You're welcome.
383
00:17:28,322 --> 00:17:29,628
Who would've thunk it?
384
00:17:29,628 --> 00:17:31,543
Dottie Wheeler,
friend of the working man.
385
00:17:31,543 --> 00:17:32,979
To hell with the working man.
386
00:17:32,979 --> 00:17:36,069
I'm doing it for you
and your idiot siblings.
387
00:17:36,069 --> 00:17:37,201
There's my mom.
388
00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:40,421
What are we drinking?
389
00:17:40,421 --> 00:17:41,727
Scotch. You want a glass?
390
00:17:42,293 --> 00:17:43,512
I don't need a glass.
391
00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:46,079
I got tomorrow off.
392
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,473
Thirsty.
393
00:18:24,282 --> 00:18:27,034
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