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it's the final lap
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Of the springfield
little grand prix,
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And the karts are tighter
than a royal corgi's collar
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As they head into lard lad turn.
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We have contact! Things
are looking bloody grim
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For the rising star
of kf-1-- kids formula one--
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Lisa simpson.
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Simpson spins out!
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look at that icy calm.
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Clearly, this pre-tween dynamo
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Has never felt
a modicum of unease
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In any automobile.
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Dad!
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You're gonna hit the median.
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All part of the plan.
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Aah!
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Bart, soccer practice.
Go, go, go!
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Whoa!
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Goal...!
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Dad, please, you don't
have to hurry like this.
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Cut me off? I cut you off!
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he didn't cut you off,
he's just driving!
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Hope you like brakes
because today
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It's all-you-can-eat, baby.
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Dad, stop...
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Brake checking...
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Him.
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speed bump, sweetie.
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We're gonna get a little air.
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Ugh.
I hate when we're early.
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Mr. And mrs. Simpson,
as you know,
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Lisa has been feeling
a lack of control,
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Which feeds
her generalized anxiety.
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I know, I know.
It's getting worse.
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Her twitch jumped eyes.
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She used to be a righty.
Where will it jump next?
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Mm...
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Mom, do you have to do that now?
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I knit when I'm worried.
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Marge is
our family designated worrier,
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Which frees me up
to be the cool dad.
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Plus, I get
some awesome worry swag.
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Marge made this when bart
swallowed a nine-volt battery
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And I had to track it
with a stud finder.
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Well...
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I asked you both here today
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Because lisa made
a significant breakthrough
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At her last session.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Doctor, I can't
thank you enough.
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This is such a relief.
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Lisa, whatever it is
that's causing your anxiety,
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We will walk through hell
to fix it.
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Well, mr. Simpson,
it's your driving.
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What did you just say to me?
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Well, dad, um, you know,
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You can be a little aggressive
behind the wheel.
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I drive at the speed of traffic.
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You can at least listen
to doctor--
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Lenny thinks I drive cool.
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Everything is always my fault.
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Well, two can play at that game.
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I say you're a terrible driver.
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I'm much faster than you.
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-Doctor, I'm so sorry about--
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You have some nerve
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Putting these thoughts
in my daughter's head.
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Mr. Simpson, can we please
continue this conversation
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When you're not driving?
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Go around. Go around.
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Aah!
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aah!
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Did you flip over?
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I'm not the one on trial here.
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Your trial's in two weeks.
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Hey, doc!
Great work with ralphie.
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We can keep aluminum foil
in the house again.
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Uh, we'll pick this up later.
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Doctor, what can we do?
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Well, I have one idea.
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Here, we practice
immersion therapy.
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We expose patients
to their phobias
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So their habituated response
can decrease over time.
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monsters.
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Monsters all. Ow!
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So, he's afraid of germs
on toilet seats.
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No, he's afraid
of rotisserie chicken.
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Lisa, if we can
use this exposure treatment
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To get you comfortable in cars,
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That might help you
overcome your other anxieties.
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Okay, I'll do whatever it takes.
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Well, I must warn you,
it won't be fun.
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By driving a go-kart,
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You can feel
a measure of control
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In your relationship
with motor vehicles.
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I don't want to drive.
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Just put me back on the pills.
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No wait, no pills.
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They make me feel nothing.
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But my room
has never been cleaner.
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But I never laugh.
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But there's a calm in that.
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But the sound
of the grass growing is loud!
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Lisa!
It's going to be all right.
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Take a breath
and give it a little gas.
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No!
I am not doing this.
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I am putting my foot down.
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Aah! See?
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I could have killed a tire.
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well, we tried.
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I am out of here.
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Gonna get this
back to the starting area,
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And...
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Oh... That wasn't so bad.
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Zippy.
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We can try other approaches.
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They're making up new therapies
all the time.
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Mm. I really hoped
this one would work.
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It's working!
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I'm finally in control.
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Oh!
Doctor, you cured her.
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We don't like to use
the word "cure."
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But I'm okay with "miracle."
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johannes on schwarzvalder iii
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Cuts that turn
sharper than his mother
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Cuts the crust off
his egg and cress sandwiches.
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He might hit 30 miles an hour!
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One small slipup means
a playdate with disaster...
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...Unsupervised!
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After dominating local races,
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Lisa simpson will
make her debut in kf-1--
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The top international
go-kart circuit.
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For the first time,
race fans worldwide
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Will be able to witness
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Lisa's steely confidence
on the track.
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I can't wait to get out there.
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For me, it's not about
winning or losing,
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It's about control.
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I used to be this big bundle
of worry and anxiety,
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But on the track,
the world is going so fast,
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Yet I am in complete command.
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The stillness
at the center of power.
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I feel it everywhere.
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The other day,
I got my first a-minus ever
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On a test, no biggie.
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Uh-oh.
Am I allowed to do that?
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will I lose more points?
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Does anyone have tape?
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Lisa is very good at her job
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Of driving around and around.
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Her unshakable demeanor
has everyone asking
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Where did this fearless phenom
come from?
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Is she the scion
of a greek shipping magnate?
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Or the scion of
a dutch shipping magnate?
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Just what nationality of magnate
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Is she the scion of?
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The truth is she's from
an obscure racing backwater
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Called-- and I hope
I'm pronouncing this correctly--
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America.
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Her mother is a housewife
with no family fortune
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Or rich dead husband.
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Her pathetic existence
peppered only
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With the mildest of victories.
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Found it.
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A life squandered.
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Lisa's father--
a bald, simpering,
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Morbidly obese
drain on society--
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Has been sentenced
to community service
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For a reckless driving
conviction.
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Am I going to look okay
in this show?
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I don't see how.
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-Oh!
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D'oh!
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And despite
her dollar-store upbringing,
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Lisa simpson stands poised
for international glory
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In this fall's kf-1
karting season,
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Which coincidentally
will take place
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In her hometown of springfield.
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We are happy to welcome
these wealthy child racers
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And their smoking-hot
trophy moms.
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oh, yes!
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European racing teams have
descended upon springfield.
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And as always, the crew to beat
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Is Italy's team dooshé.
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Their charismatic star
is paolo paoletti--
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Son of tracksuit mogul
fila fendi paoletti--
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In the number seven children's
strength tylenol kart.
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america is such
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A wonderfully
disgusting country.
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All the guns
and the billhillies,
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And all of the television shows
about chicago.
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The fire, the police,
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The man bear who makes
the beef sandwich.
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Oh, paolo love. Boof.
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In a setback to
their jet-setting lifestyles,
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Paolo and the other
european go-karters
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Must attend public school
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Under the watchful eye of
broken, faceless bureaucrats.
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I have a face.
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Even though these kids
are impossibly wealthy,
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I think they'll fit right in.
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-They didn't.
-How do you know?
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It hasn't happened yet.
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But then it did.
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Hey, I asked
for vitello alla caper.
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What is this?
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Beanie weenies.
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Why do you hate my mouth?
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Why?
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look at that sad foreign kid.
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He just needs a regular american
to reach out
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And take advantage of him.
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Is there some problem here?
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This rectangle lady
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Is trying to poison paolo.
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Dry your eyes, pinocchio.
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I'm the guy that can make stuff
happen around here.
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If just might cost you a little.
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Whatever it takes.
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I give you one of each color.
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Purple, blue, green,
purple again.
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Mmm!
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Delizioso.
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Finally, somebody around here
with no accent.
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Mwah. Bartolomeo,
you make paolo so happy.
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you are team dooshé now.
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I'm make it rain on you.
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Boof, boof, boof, boof!
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gentlekids,
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Start your two-stroke engines.
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I can't believe it,
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My girl's first international
go-kart race.
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Did you put on sunblock?
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I'm in a fireproof suit.
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Oh, your father's here.
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He's finished
with his community service.
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He can finally watch me race.
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I wouldn't miss seeing
my little danica patrick
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For all the jolly ranchers
in the piñata.
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the kids never check the legs.
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Now, honey,
I know they're going fast,
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But I'm sure lisa's safe.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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Oh, I'm not worried.
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Come on, you got to be
a little worried.
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Nope. I've seen lisa race
a dozen times.
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She's really good
and she's safe.
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But-but you're the family's
designated worrier.
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If you're not worried, that
means there's a worry vacuum
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That I have to fill,
and vacuuming is also your job.
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Oh, my god,
look how fast she's going.
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I'm not concerned in the least.
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And me am concerned in the most.
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I need the stress yarn.
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Relax, homie, she's winning.
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Which means she's going faster
than everybody else.
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What am I even knitting?
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Oh, it's golf club covers.
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Boof!
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Time for your bedtime
sweet dream routine.
261
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:57,132
Here's your
night terror teddies,
262
00:11:57,134 --> 00:12:00,677
And I'll set the night-light
to boogeyman banisher.
263
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,973
Dad, I don't need all that.
264
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,891
I don't have anxiety anymore.
265
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:10,603
-And I have you to thank for it.
-Me?
266
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,731
Yes.
Your unhinged driving
267
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,567
Made me face my fears
and get into go-kart racing.
268
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,570
This is on you.
269
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,199
All my fault.
All on me.
270
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:28,246
It's me, lisa mario.
271
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:37,046
Woo-hoo! Thanks to my papa,
272
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,007
I'm-a risking my life.
273
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:42,385
And I'm a dream version
of milhouse.
274
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,679
Aah!
275
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,308
It's-a me, wario.
276
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,895
My bad parenting has lead
to your doom.
277
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,899
Trauma bomb! Wah!
278
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,525
Aah!
279
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,487
It's-a me, wario!
It's all my fault! Wah!
280
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:05,033
So, paolo, you liking this vibe?
281
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,743
Not enough bass?
Too much bass?
282
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,454
Less bass is gonna cost.
283
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,959
Ketchup bottle service.
284
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,003
You make it just like milan,
285
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,672
Except here everyone
is fat and ugly.
286
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:20,632
Bartolucci, I love you.
287
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,967
Here is money.
288
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,887
Excuse me, signor spaghetti,
289
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,388
There's somebody at the door.
290
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,766
He's not on the list and
he claims to be the principal.
291
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,142
I am the principal.
292
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,604
Bart simpson,
I need to see you in my office,
293
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:35,897
Which this is.
294
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,858
Bartissimo,
this polyester tie man--
295
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,527
He make-a me sad.
296
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,362
Leave this to me.
297
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,864
Seymour, why don't you
take the afternoon off?
298
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,826
Here, get your mother's
tires rotated.
299
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,286
That better not be a euphemism,
young man.
300
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,163
Principal skinner,
I need some help
301
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,833
With the obituary
for the class hamster.
302
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,627
Is the correct wording
"died by suicide"
303
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,795
Or "of suicide"?
304
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,757
Oh, look, everyone,
it's my archrival.
305
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,177
Oh, enjoy your one win.
306
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,971
You are only a flash in the pan.
307
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:11,015
I am the breaded veal
in the pan.
308
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,935
Paolo will be atop
the podium again.
309
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:17,605
I'm sure you will.
You're a terrific driver.
310
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,233
Oh! See how she mocks me?
311
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,610
Bart, I hate her
and her whole family.
312
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:26,114
Say cruel things about this girl
so I may agree with them.
313
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,492
Well, I've never met her before,
but I can tell by her vibe
314
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,245
That she's an animal-kissing,
wikipedia-editing middle child
315
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,330
Who burps broccoli
and farts tofu
316
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,499
And won't do
her brother's homework,
317
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:37,625
Even for euros.
318
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:42,714
And yet this girl
you have no connection to--
319
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,840
She beats me.
320
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,842
My thumb is raw
321
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,427
From all of the doing-a this.
322
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,599
That's a boof.
323
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,560
Coming, mom.
324
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,729
I can't let you go.
325
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,564
Racing is too dangerous.
326
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,232
Dad, it's fine.
327
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,359
But I had a dream last night
that I was wario
328
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,862
And I bombed you off
of rainbow road into oblivion.
329
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,114
I'm not in danger
just because you dreamed
330
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:12,452
A bunch of crazy stuff
from mario kart.
331
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,745
What's mario kart?
332
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,331
I am going to the race.
333
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,333
It's my job to keep you safe.
334
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,961
You never cared about that when
you were driving like a maniac.
335
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,505
Well, through some miracle
of therapy,
336
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,425
I'm in the driver's seat now,
and I'm enjoying myself,
337
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,720
And that's when you choose
to care about my safety?!
338
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,097
You summed up things perfectly.
339
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,724
So you'll stay home?
340
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,226
No.
I'm in control.
341
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:43,232
Marge, stop her.
I've never been more worried.
342
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,817
Well, I've never been
more relaxed.
343
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,028
Hey, mom, can I drive?
344
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,196
Sure, give it a shot.
345
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,365
No!
346
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,956
today
347
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,374
The kf-1 karting season
348
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,585
Culminates in a two-mile loop
through springfield.
349
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,462
A sad ruin, once home
350
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,257
To a thriving nipple tassel
manufacturing industry.
351
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,094
Stupid dad,
worried about my safety.
352
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,055
Remember the time he forgot me
at a renaissance fair?
353
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,224
I had to get a ride home
from the turkey leg wench.
354
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,852
Oh, honey, your dad's not used
to being the one who's nervous.
355
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,605
He just wants what's best
for himself.
356
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,148
Thanks for flying out, bippe.
357
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,733
I know paolo cannot race
358
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,402
Without his secret weapon.
359
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:27,986
Andiamo!
360
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,495
Aw, bart.
361
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,707
You remember that
paolo likes gelato
362
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,209
After I told you over and over
363
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,003
That I like gelato.
364
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:48,089
You are my fratello
365
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,382
From another mamma mia.
366
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:53,302
Oh, you must be bart's
new italian friend.
367
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,470
Well, good luck in the race.
368
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,974
You're gonna need it
to beat bart's sister.
369
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,102
Bart simpson,
370
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,104
You are the brother
371
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,355
Of lisa simpson?
372
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,984
Um, uh, well,
um, only by blood.
373
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,069
Traditore!
374
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,571
No, no.
375
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,057
Monday, Tuesday,
Thursday, Wednesday!
376
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:43,019
Mwah.
Bart, you break-a my heart,
377
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,353
Like snap-a the breadstick.
378
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,105
Boof.
379
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:49,692
Aah!
380
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,820
You're not watching the race?
381
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:56,532
I'm too worried about lisa.
My only daughter...
382
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,825
Uh, there's maggie.
383
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,453
...Is rocketing around
on a flaming death-mobile!
384
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:03,414
Why does no one else
care about lisa's safety?
385
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,957
She's fine. See?
386
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:05,708
from the pole position,
387
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,543
Lisa simpson immediately
388
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,128
Takes the initiative.
389
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,338
What's initiative?
390
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,590
Why does she have it?
Is it safe?
391
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,259
Stupid team dooshé.
392
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,094
Those euro jerks
forgot to remove me
393
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,596
From their text thread.
394
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,973
"sabotaggio"?
395
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,017
Sabotaggio?
396
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,478
Ooh, is that some kind of
delicious spiced ham?
397
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,230
It means they sabotaged
lisa's kart!
398
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:30,066
Oh, god, I knew
she was in danger.
399
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,984
My overreacting is now just...
400
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,320
reacting.
401
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,948
it's the final lap of the
springfield little grand prix,
402
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,158
And the karts are tighter
than a royal corgi's collar
403
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,245
As they head into lard lad turn.
404
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,288
Perfecto, team dooshé.
405
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,291
You loosened all the bolts
on lisa's kart. Boof!
406
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,672
we have contact!
407
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,052
In the storm,
I am the calm at the center.
408
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,850
Why is her wheel
not-a falling off?
409
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,977
Aah!
410
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,230
Sabotaggio.
411
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,941
Okay, missing a wheel,
no brakes,
412
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,819
Still in control.
413
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,071
Okay, now I'm not in control,
414
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,781
But still calm.
415
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,826
Wow, I have a great therapist.
416
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,494
She's gonna die!
417
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,833
Marge, I learned my lesson.
I was right.
418
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,294
Lisa's not safe.
419
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,005
Aah!
Sabotaggio!
420
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,389
-Dad!
-Don't worry, sweetie.
421
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,432
I'm gonna get you
out of this mess
422
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,225
The way I got you
into this mess:
423
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,437
By driving like a maniac!
424
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,608
Stay behind me.
425
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,361
Aw, you're brake checking me.
426
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,699
But now I'm brake checking
with love.
427
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,162
Oh! I-a lose.
428
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:09,707
This sport is stupid-o.
429
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,126
And now I fade away to ibiza
430
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,963
To a quiet life as a beach dj.
431
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,049
Boof.
432
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,930
Dad, thank you.
You've made me feel safe.
433
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,724
And I always will.
434
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:41,322
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