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[Sleech] Okay, Vlam,
we can't be with you,
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but we have complete faith
in you.
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All you need to do now is
attach the ophthalmic artery
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to the vorticose vein.
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- Ha ha! Done.
- Yes!
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Now just slap that eye
on the scanner.
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[Klak] How'd you get
Flork's eye?
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[Sleech] The cloning machine.
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[Klak] Yeah, but how'd
you get the DNA?
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That's between me
and Flork's eye.
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- Sleech!
- Do you want to know if we're in the running
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to take over as Chief Surgeon
on their day off or not?
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Your reviews, Doctors.
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[gasps] Oh, yes.
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Ooh! My review says
I follow protocol
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in an excellent,
impressive manner,
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and that I should work
on my self-confidence.
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Ah. I knew there was something
wrong with me. [chuckles]
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Mine says, "brilliant,
excellent." Blah, blah.
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"Innovative.
Can be controlling."
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Can be controlling?!
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I mean, you do tend to
get a little...
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Don't worry.
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I know just how to control
my way out of this.
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Ah, just old Sleech
bringing you beef sturgeon.
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Sleech. Beef sturgeon.
Beef sturgeon Sleech!
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[Flork 2] C-L-H.
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[scoffs] Someone stole my eye.
[laughs]
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- [Muzak playing]
- [humming]
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[Sleech] Chief Surgeon Sleech.
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Chief Surgeon Sleech.
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[chuckles nervously]
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♪ ♪
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[lively chatter]
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Now, as you know,
we'll be gone on our
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long-awaited day off.
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While we're away wasting time...
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Oh, getting a little R & R.
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[chuckles] Yes.
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The temporary Chief Surgeon
will be...
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...Dr. Sleech. Ew!
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Did I just say Dr. Sleech?
That would be a disaster.
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Or... would it be an
opportunity for growth?
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- Whoa, whoa. [stammers]
- Okay, you heard the go-getter.
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Flork, we're going.
We take one day off a year.
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I have to be in all your
icky surgeries,
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and it's my body, too. Bye.
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[singsongy] Forgive me.
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[laughs]
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You mind-controlled them.
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I succeeded in making them
my pawns.
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I think I'm afraid of you.
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[gasps] Thank you.
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[TV reporter]...flocked to
board this cruise,
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which the galaxy is watching
with...
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I infused the Choco-Bones
with prenatals,
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since they're all
Larvin will eat.
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Nice.
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♪ ♪
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[Sleech] Make way
for Chief Surgeon.
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[Tup] Temporary Chief Surgeon.
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Get a face. [gasps]
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Vlam, could you note
that Bognoth isn't looking at me
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- with due deference?
- Ugh.
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It's not my fault I have
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"resting CEO face."
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Since you broke up with
Azel, I had Vlam gather
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- your favorite reading for when you're sad.
- [gasps]
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[singsongy] Advanced
medical textbooks.
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I won't be needing them
because this time I'm not sad.
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I'm using this Azel breakup to
motivate me. [laughs]
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But I will hold on to The
Proboscis: A Nasal Adventure.
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I pined after my 12th wife
for decades,
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even though I knew
she was a dream implanted
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by hallucinogenic sea sponges
who had kidnapped me.
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To fully heal, I left the sea.
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To fully heal, I ordered
an outfit.
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I'm going to be a new Klak,
ready for life and love
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after just 7,642 simple tasks
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that will make me into
someone lovable.
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I intend to become whole
in mind, body and spirit.
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And then, in two Ergulon
Rotations,
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I'll be ready for
a relationship.
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Nurse Tup, get that Cloud
patient back on a hard drive.
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Yes, my lord.
Right away, my king.
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Now to get the peons
under control.
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[chuckles]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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[warning buzzer sounding]
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[buzzing rapidly]
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Can you believe I'm so good
at being Chief Surgeon
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that I even have time
for a sex break?
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Call me Chief Surgeon Sleech.
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You know, I have been
sensing that the staff is upset
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about how you micromanage.
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I don't micromanage.
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Grip my arm a little harder with
your left and woodpecker my tail
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with your beak as you crow.
[stammers] You know what,
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I'll just do it. [squealing]
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What? I simply treat others
as I treat myself.
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Constant criticism until
perfection is attained.
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You can't just let people be
who they are.
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They'll disappoint you.
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Because we're dating,
I will refrain from saying
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everything I see wrong
with this situation...
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Chief Surgeon Sleech.
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[slurping, moaning]
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[squealing]
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- Window man!
- Window man!
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Black hole accident.
All doctors report immediately.
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And window cleaners.
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[panicked chatter]
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[screaming]
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I'm gonna need you to
cooperate and stop bleeding.
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[panting, groaning]
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Bognoth, why don't you use
those surgeon's hands
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to call the Florks again?
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I mean, did they tell anyone
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where they were going
on their day off?
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'Cause I'd like to join them.
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[tranquil music playing]
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I would love more Inside Fish.
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Yes.
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Thank you. Wow! Ooh, wow!
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[panicked chatter]
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Nurse Tup, get all
critical patients to Orb 2,
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and send anyone who's not
stretched, split
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or disintegrating to the amateur
circus over at Orb 1.
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All the critical patients?
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Because I've got a game plan
that incorporates
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all of our surgeons working
side by side proudly.
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Plowp can handle the criers,
you, the bleeders,
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Klak the complex,
so on and so forth.
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Of course, we'd need to
huddle about it,
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but it would split the workload
evenly and prevent high-risk...
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No, Nerlo. That would only work
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if genius was also
split up evenly.
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Uh, Dr. Sleech, perhaps
you should think through
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what Dr. Nerlo is suggesting.
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I know I can save these people.
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- Under their care...
- [groans]
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I can't guarantee that.
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Klak, you're with me.
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Everyone else,
handle the stragglers.
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Bognoth, Ovu, lock
yourselves in a storage room.
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Now, while you all
practice medicine,
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I'm going to perfect it.
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One time, Sleech was in
charge of the maternity ward,
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and the babies rioted.
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Sleech can't handle this alone.
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She's not alone. She has me.
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Well, don't get your hopes up.
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The only person who
impresses Sleech is Sleech.
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And the Space Magician,
Chopsabraxis Humiliatron-9.
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[voice] Has anybody seen
my body?
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Kind of short, cute,
in an approachable way.
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Whose disembodied voice is that?
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I'm Vorg. The accident
detached me from my body.
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[Sleech] Matt!
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Huh?
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I need you to find the
body that belongs to that voice.
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Me?
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Find the body,
or the patient dies.
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A-All right. Okay. All right.
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- [groaning]
- [screaming]
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[gasps]
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[screaming]
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Okay. Does anyone know
whose tail this is?
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Okay, Vorg, where's your body?
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[Vorg] Great question.
I don't know.
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Very cool. So, like,
as a patient,
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what are thy symptoms?
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[Vorg] Well,
I don't have a body.
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Okay, very medical.
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So, like, on a scale of
fromme to thrisk,
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how does your body feel?
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[Vorg] Oh! My left leg-claw
is submerged in water,
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and something slimy just hit me.
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Wait, for real? Okay.
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Is the leg-claw floating
or sinking?
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Oh, sinking!
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That's fresh water.
The fish pond.
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I meditate there at sunrise.
I actually know what to do!
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Mmm.
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Vlam! I re-atomized this one.
Let's fix his shape, huh?
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Um, this is my natural
body type.
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I sincerely apologize.
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- [groaning]
- Retrogermination!
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She's aging backwards.
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Get her potted.
Keep her watered, fertilized,
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so she doesn't disappear.
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[groaning, screaming]
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[trilling]
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[grunting]
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We've got interspecies fusion.
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We were having a threesome
when we fused.
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Sleech, I have to unfuse them.
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That'll take hours.
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- [groaning]
- [screaming]
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- [sobbing]
- [screaming]
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Go. I can do this.
I'm Beef Sturgeon.
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Vlam, please get a
dendropathologist to Orb 3.
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Ooh, get a cute one.
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Vlam, grab me three eyes
from Brug-Brug,
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and one lung from the plant.
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[panting]
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HooveTube me! [groans]
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[screaming, groaning]
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Are you sure you don't want me
to get the other surgeons?
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What? Why? [chuckles]
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I've got this totally
under control.
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[panicked chatter]
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So, any plans this weekend? Ah!
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[grunting]
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[sighs] Hi there.
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[chuckles] Yes!
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[Vorg] Matt! I can feel
your hands on my leg.
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Whoa. How do you get
your skin so soft?
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Oh, Electric Fizz burns
through a layer or two
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of my flesh every time
I'm restocking.
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All right, what else
are we feeling?
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[Vorg] Concrete? Warm concrete.
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Oh, the top level
of the parking garage!
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[others gasp]
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- Mm.
- Mmm...
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I'm gonna need to separate you
on a cellular level,
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during which a lot of things
could go wrong.
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Oh.
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♪ ♪
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[chuckles nervously]
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Dr. Klak? I'm Dr. Zypha,
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the new dendropathologist.
You need me?
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Yeah. Grab a scalpel,
lady cowboy. [chuckles]
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Giddy up. Giddy-down.
Giddy-all-around.
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[chuckles]
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Hi. I'm Dr. Klak.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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They were mid-coitus when
they fused.
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Threesomes, am I right?
[chuckles]
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Ha. Yeah, I-I'm currently
a onesome gal
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with twosome aspirations.
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Is that Dr. Cam-2-Gor's
book on bio-techno-genetics?
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Yeah, I'm typically more
holistic in my medical approach,
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finding natural cures,
letting the body heal itself.
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But when something's
really wrong,
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00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,396
I don't hesitate to
bring out the hyper-beams.
248
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,566
[chuckles] I'm a "hyper-beams
first, ask questions later"
249
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,734
kind of girl.
250
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,944
I can work with that.
251
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,116
She's 7,642 tasks early.
252
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:03,413
Early is good.
"Orgasm early, orgasm often,"
253
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,956
that's my motto.
254
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,084
[groaning, screaming]
255
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,252
[alarm sounding]
256
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:11,963
Let's turn this head outside in.
257
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:14,966
I'm on it, Dr. Slee...
258
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,635
Charge yourself.
That's an order.
259
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:17,719
[groans]
260
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:26,228
[weakly] Why do they put these
261
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,939
so high?
262
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,067
[panting]
263
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,738
[panting]
264
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,031
[sighs]
265
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,497
[groans]
266
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,625
[muffled scream]
267
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,377
Could you hand me
the organo-binomial
268
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,045
code spectrometer?
269
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,547
I organo-binomial could.
270
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,340
[chuckles]
271
00:11:58,969 --> 00:11:59,969
[grunts]
272
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,430
[alarm sounding]
273
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,223
Ooh, I'll get the
hemo-vaposcillator.
274
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,435
[chuckles] So, do you have
a favorite simulation genre?
275
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:10,105
Horror? History?
Insect reality shows?
276
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,149
[whirring]
277
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,944
Or are you adventurous? Do you
camp at the bottom of Lava Lake?
278
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,113
Planet jump without a wire?
279
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,576
You know, I do like...
Whoa! Uh...
280
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,995
- Whoa. Uh...
- Whoa.
281
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,514
Take the Root-B-Strong to
ground them.
282
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,290
[grunts]
283
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,671
[sighs]
284
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,590
Ah...
285
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,967
[sighs] That was exhilarating.
286
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,761
The only other time I've seen
anything like that
287
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,806
was when I was a kid
and-and I would help my family
288
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,267
graft V12 trees with
yunza vines. Of course...
289
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,768
What are your favorite books?
290
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:53,148
Oh. I like plant literature
classics, obviously.
291
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,400
Like Eating the Sun, which of
course is a translation
292
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:58,570
from the Botanitongue, which is
much, much more beautiful.
293
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,448
"Mythhrhymbis Ah-Cyllsus."
294
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:05,494
Thank you.
Uh, what were you saying?
295
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:09,206
Never mind. Can you hand me
that hernial vasculitrum?
296
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,875
And if you could lubricate it,
that'd be great.
297
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,003
And when you said you
smelled a hint of citrus
298
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,589
mixed with smoky wood,
I knew you were smelling
299
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,382
Nurse Tup's expressed glands.
300
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,677
[Vorg] And now we have my nose!
I can smell everything!
301
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,638
Okay, am I louder or quieter?
302
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,932
Oh, gah, so loud! [laughs]
303
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,769
Ha, we did it! What's next?
304
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,772
Vorg? You still there?
305
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,857
[Vorg] Sorry, I keep getting
tempted by the ether
306
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,859
to become nothingness,
but it won't get me.
307
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,027
What's keeping you here?
308
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,614
[Vorg] Her.
I'd do anything for her.
309
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,199
[Matt] Are you talking
about Sleech?
310
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,785
'Cause that's a crazy
coincidence.
311
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:50,247
[Vorg] No, my pet ratfly,
Gooyoobyoo.
312
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,749
Sleech loves to eat
ratflies. [sighs]
313
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,627
All right, let's go find
your genitals.
314
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,798
[panting, grunting]
315
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,726
Oh, no.
316
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,354
- I don't want to die.
- Don't worry.
317
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,315
You'll wake up tomorrow
to keep making bad decisions,
318
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,441
like that shirt.
319
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,151
[coughs, laughs]
320
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,657
Well-executed, me.
321
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,284
- [alarm sounding]
- [panting]
322
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,493
[groans]
323
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:31,538
[gasps] But it was
well-executed. I said so myself.
324
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,081
[overlapping alarms sounding]
325
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,710
Help! I need assistance!
326
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,087
Help!
327
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,590
♪ ♪
328
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:52,058
You're so efficient.
329
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,742
You must've practiced
thousands of times.
330
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,478
Oh, yeah. More than that.
331
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,188
I can be obsessive.
332
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,940
In a fun way. [chuckles]
333
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,151
- How long have you...
- [gasps] Oh, no.
334
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,628
We've got a wilter.
I can shock her, and then...
335
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,862
She needs a nitrogen blast.
336
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,364
You're right.
Oh, if I inject NPK
337
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,782
with electricity,
338
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,243
it'll work for her cyborg
and plant DNA.
339
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,995
[both chuckle]
340
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,754
[groans, gasps] Mm.
341
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,964
[laughs] She's gonna be okay.
342
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,716
She's got a lot more
orgasms in her
343
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,301
before she faces the big wilt.
344
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,927
I hope I get at least three.
345
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,472
You should set the bar
a bit higher, Dr. Klak.
346
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,059
♪ ♪
347
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,357
We're a really good... team.
348
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,943
People are much harder to read
than plants.
349
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,695
♪ ♪
350
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,448
Okay, one, two, three.
351
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,914
And we nailed it.
352
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,875
My eyes! Thank you, Doctors.
353
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,087
Wow, you all sounded
much taller.
354
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,547
[Plowp] Sleech?
355
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,633
I need you to take over
all the patients.
356
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,344
All right, Blue Team, let's go.
357
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,683
I'm relieved you came
to your senses.
358
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:18,436
Taking on so many patients alone
was dangerous and foolish,
359
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,981
like getting in the hot tub
after a feather wax.
360
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,486
I feel a lot of pain from you.
361
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,738
Grief. Guilt.
362
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,074
Is it because you left me alone
in that hot tub?
363
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,784
{an8}[groans]
364
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,541
Dr. Sleech, I think that
patient is gone.
365
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,836
And judging from his wounds,
you could not have saved him.
366
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,463
He has very little body left.
367
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,757
I just need to get him
into the Cloud.
368
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,052
You can't upload
an unresponsive brain.
369
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,429
Yet.
370
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,774
Can you not feel
my feelings right now?
371
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,152
I'd like these to be just mine.
372
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,696
I understand.
373
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,698
[door opens]
374
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,869
[door closes]
375
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,790
[patients groaning, moaning]
376
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,961
[sighs]
377
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,798
[Sleech] How can I help?
378
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,098
Sleech, we did it! Hey,
did you know this hospital has
379
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,059
a whole floor that's just
people's dreams?
380
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,312
You were there,
but it wasn't you.
381
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,980
We got Vorg's whole body.
382
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,399
Now you can reunite it
with her voice.
383
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,984
You really got it all?
384
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,694
I even found an extra leg.
385
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,113
This is amazing!
I can reassemble her
386
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,782
and tether her
omnipresent voice.
387
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,700
How was your day
as Chief Surgeon?
388
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,118
Well, bad.
389
00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,663
I'm sorry. If it means
anything, you made my day great.
390
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,499
What? How?
391
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,751
You trusted me with
something important.
392
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,002
No one really does that.
393
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,631
I'm glad I did one not
terrible thing today.
394
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,882
[chuckles]
395
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,303
- [groans]
- [gasps]
396
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:18,723
Oh. [chuckles]
Oh... We'll do that one.
397
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,937
Klak, I had fun with you today.
398
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,648
I think you're really smart
and cute,
399
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:30,026
even if you're extremely
distracted at all times.
400
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,945
Plus, you're the only other
person who's seen
401
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,781
that 56-hour-long documentary
about a single leaf.
402
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:35,949
You think I'm cute?
403
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,659
Yeah. Maybe you'd want to...
404
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,785
Please don't ask me out.
405
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,620
Oh, sorry. I just didn't...
406
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,413
Because I'd say yes.
407
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:45,583
[gasps] Is it because
we work together?
408
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,585
That hasn't stopped me before.
409
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,922
I just got out of something,
and the longer I'm out of it,
410
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,842
the more I realize it took up
all of my brain.
411
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,928
I need to be alone, I think.
I'm not ready.
412
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,557
For the record, no one's ready.
413
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,560
We're all a disaster.
414
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,688
And working on it is
a lifelong thing.
415
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,481
It's accepting that, I think,
416
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,608
that makes dating possible.
417
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,862
That and not over-hyping
the 56-hour-long documentary,
418
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,048
and then being broken up with
before the leaf even sprouts.
419
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,408
The anticipation is
the best part.
420
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,829
- [chuckles]
- Isn't it?
421
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,299
Ooh, my outfit.
422
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,885
And the dopamine's gone.
423
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,432
Well, you both look
bloodless and hairy.
424
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,975
Thank you.
425
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,105
I can't wear that.
It's made for one head.
426
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,816
I failed. I don't
deserve the coat.
427
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,401
Wait a second,
weren't you the one
428
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,944
who had that custom-made?
429
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,197
You got the hospital through
a huge accident today, Doctor.
430
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,408
Some hiccups are to be expected.
431
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,368
Someone died because of me.
432
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,997
You are a control freak.
433
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,458
You don't trust anyone,
you're too blunt,
434
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,127
and you think you're better
than everyone you meet.
435
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,338
Is this supposed to be
a pep talk?
436
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,048
The flip side of that is,
437
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,426
you know exactly what you want,
you don't waste time,
438
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,386
and you really trust yourself.
439
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:24,432
Listen, our weaknesses are often
our strengths.
440
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,142
If you want to lead,
441
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,978
instead of focusing on what
people can't do,
442
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,065
it might help you to focus
on what they can.
443
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,566
I get you.
444
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:37,820
Nurse Tup can't be seen,
but she can ruin my day.
445
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,906
Sleech? I remember
446
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,201
every single person
I've lost on the table.
447
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,912
[scoffs] And I remember
their hairstyles.
448
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,001
Chief Surgeon Sleech,
what do you need?
449
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,920
I need you to rest
450
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,631
so you can work twice as hard
on my rotation next week.
451
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,926
Did you head that? She's
putting me on her rotation!
452
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,178
I have to record this
in my diary
453
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,306
- before I...
- [powering down]
454
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,141
[voice on TV] The captain
has no comment,
455
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,185
which may be because
he no longer has a mouth...
456
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,561
[groans]
457
00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,105
I'm sorry about your patient.
458
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,898
Me, too. The worst part
of all this is
459
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,651
I think I'm starting
to respect my colleagues.
460
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,070
Your outfit looks great,
by the way.
461
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,197
Probably should've showered
before I put it on.
462
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,200
I met the new plant doctor,
and I think she's my soulmate.
463
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,369
- Whoa!
- She asked me out and I said no.
464
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,452
No.
465
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,830
I just need, like,
one month where
466
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,958
I'm not obsessed with someone.
I'm exhausted, Sleech.
467
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,334
I know.
468
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:35,396
[sighs] I'm just gonna focus
on the outfit for now.
469
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,714
Well, the outfit and the worm.
470
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,091
And our careers, because once
Larvin comes to light
471
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,277
and we lose our licenses,
which triggers my inevitable
472
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,154
breakdown, then I'll have to
move back in with my mom,
473
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,656
which will all be fodder
for her next book:
474
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,182
Klak's Story:
When Failure Succeeds.
475
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,101
- [groaning]
- [gasps]
476
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:51,352
Aah! He's in labor.
477
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,854
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
478
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:56,357
[both screaming]
479
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:57,358
Oh, no!
480
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,651
[crying]
481
00:21:58,735 --> 00:21:59,652
[both gasp]
482
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,447
[cries, whimpers]
483
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,785
I guess the worm can die.
484
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:11,039
He died as he lived: violently.
485
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,415
[groaning]
486
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,898
At least he left us
the parting gift
487
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,669
of a new research subject,
Larvin Jr.
488
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,713
Welcome to life, LJ.
489
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:22,258
It's pretty hard,
but the food is good.
490
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:29,265
No one ever looks in there.
491
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,482
[growling]
492
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:38,584
[♪ Self Improvement:
"Visible Damage"]
493
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,984
♪ Visible ♪
494
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,030
♪ Damage ♪
495
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,036
♪ Take it out, feeling low ♪
496
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,705
♪ Touch and taste,
see it waste ♪
497
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,999
♪ Looking for it,
now it's gone ♪
498
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,376
♪ Missing, wanting, hurt ♪
499
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,588
♪ Visible ♪
500
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,342
♪ Damage ♪
501
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,971
♪ Kick dust off, beat it down ♪
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♪ Lay it out, study now ♪
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♪ Feel it out, feeling things ♪
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♪ Away, missing, gone ♪♪
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