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[♪]
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[SQUEAKS]
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CURLY: Oh, boy, am I hungry.
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MOE: Come on and rehearse.
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What are you doin'?
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It oughta show some place
in here
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how to cook a monkey.
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Joe's right.
We can't eat the act.
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But I-- I'm starved.
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I can't dance
on an empty stomach.
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We gotta keep in practice.
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We may get a job someday.
Come on.
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Wait a minute.
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What's that?
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Plenty of sole and heel.
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Come on, come on.
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Come on. Oh! Oh, please. Ooh.
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Come on. We wanna rehearse.
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Come on. Get up.
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MOE: Come on. The finale.
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[ALL CHANTING]
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Well, why the tragic pose?
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You seem all excited.
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Those idiots across the hall
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are driving me crazy
with their hoofing.
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Well, don't worry, my darling,
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for I, Paul Pain,
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shall see they disturb you
no more.
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[ALL CHANTING]
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Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
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Say, what's the idea with--?
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What--?
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[HEADS BONK]
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Now, see here.
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What is all this rumpus?
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We're actors
and we gotta rehearse.
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Say, who are you, anyway?
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I? I'm Paul Pain,
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the heartthrob of millions!
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What's a heartthrob?
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A pain in the neck.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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[BONK] Ooh!
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[GRUMBLES]
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Ooh!
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[SQUEAKS] MOE: It's all right.
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[SQUEAKS]
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Look!
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LARRY: Get off of there!
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Joe. Joe!
CURLY: Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
A balding heartthrob!
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[GRUMBLES]
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Hey, hit somebody your size.
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[GROANING]
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Up, Joe.
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Come on. Ready boys?
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Right.
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Toodle-loo.
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[GRUMBLES] I'll show them.
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Paul, don't start anything now.
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We'll be on the train
in an hour.
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Oh, yeah? Well, they can't
poke fun at me.
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[GROANS]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[RINGS]
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Hello?
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MAN:
This is Goldstein, Goldberg,
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Goldblatt and O'Brien,
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booking agents.
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O'Brien speaking.
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Yes, O'Brien speaking.
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I wanna talk
to the Three Stooges.
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Oh, just a minute.
I'll call them.
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[SINGSONGY]
Telephone for the Three Stooges.
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[STOOGES CHATTER]
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[GRUNTS] Hello.
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Ooh.
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Hello. Away.
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Hello? Hello.
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Hello-- Oh.
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Listen, I got a job
for you in a show.
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We want you should fill in
for a sick act
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in the panics of 1936.
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Be over at the lakeside depot,
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and see Mr. Johnson,
the manager of the show.
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Yes. BOTH: Yes.
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Yes. BOTH: Yes.
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Yes. BOTH: Yes.
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Oh, yes. Yes! BOTH: Yes?
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What is it? What is it? Yes!
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Ooh, yes.
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But "yes" what?
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A job.
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[WHOOPS]
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Hey, uh, are we all packed?
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Right. Right.
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Get it up.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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[SIZZLES]
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[PAINED WHOOPS]
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[GROANS]
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Come on. Get this trunk up.
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Come on, now. Get going.
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How far do I carry this?
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Just down to the depot.
Come on, Joe.
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Come on, Joe.
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Shh. Shh.
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We gotta sneak by the landlady.
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You know we owe her plenty.
Now, go on.
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CURLY: I'm not gonna
do it anymore, I tell you.
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MOE: Be quiet.
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Say, this is heavy.
I can't carry this.
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I need some help.
Stop screwin' around!
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What do you think I am, a mule?
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You heard me, now.
I don't want any more arguments.
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Drop the whole thing. All right.
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[TRUNK THUDS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Say, that's a nice shirt.
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How long you wear
a shirt like that?
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Oh, about down to there.
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Oh, three or four days, eh?
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CURLY: I have something to say--
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And where do you think
you're going
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without paying the rent?
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We were just on our way
to hock the trunk
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so we could pay you.
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Hey, hock a trunk
for me too, will you?
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[GROANS]
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Oh, no you don't.
I'll call a policeman.
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There's no sense in calling
a policeman, lady. I'm a G-man.
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What's all the fuss?
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I want you to arrest these men.
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You're under arrest.
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Get that trunk along
as evidence.
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All right. Come on now.
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LARRY: Sorry, G-man.
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I'll see that they get
time-and-a-half overtime plus.
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Don't worry about it, toots.
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Thank you.
That's very nice of you.
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[GASPS]
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[SHRIEKING]
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Well, I got you out of that.
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Help, police!
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I've been robbed.
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Police!
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[SHOUTS]
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MOE: Come on, fellas.
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Come on.
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Hey, come on.
Never mind the trunk.
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Do you have a title? Here.
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Bob Burns. Here.
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Ah, how do you do, Mr. Pain?
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Hello, Johnson.
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Your drawing room's all ready.
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That's lovely. Yeah.
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Hi, everybody. Hi. Hello.
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We're the Three Stooges
and Company.
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Say, how about our reservations.
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Oh, yes. The Three Stooges.
Now, wait. You're in, um--
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[SQUEAKS]
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[CROWD LAUGHS]
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Give me that.
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Johnson, if that monkey
gets on this train,
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I quit.
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Leave it to me.
I'll take care of it.
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Oh, don't talk to me.
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Put that monkey
in the baggage car.
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He might get hurt.
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I said he goes
in the baggage car,
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or you guys don't work.
Now scram.
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MAN: All aboard.
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Get up. Go on.
To the baggage car. Come on.
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Hurry up, now.
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Hey, hey, hey!
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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What'll we do with the monk now?
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Let's put him in the bag.
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Hurry up. Shh. Quiet now.
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Get in there.
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Quiet.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[ALL GIGGLING]
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Oh, hiya, girls.
Meet the Three Stooges:
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Comedy, singing, dancing
and snappy dialogue.
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After we get settled,
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I'll find a little time
for you, shorty.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Spread out.
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Oh, jealous, eh?
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Will this do, sir?
Hm. Fresh crab and champagne?
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Should please anybody.
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Say, baby, can you tell us
where we boys bunk tonight?
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Why, yes. That's your
drawing room down there.
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Okay, honeysuckle,
we'll be seeing you later.
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All right, boys.
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Whew.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Oh, just in time for lunch.
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MOE: What is that?
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CURLY:
Why, ignoramus, don't you know?
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Why, it looks like--
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Well, wise guys, what is it?
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It's a spider. Turtle.
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Tryin' to kid somebody, eh?
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I knew it was a turtle
all the time.
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[BONK] Sit down.
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What do you do with it?
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Why, you eat it.
Wait a minute, now.
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I'll cut you a slice.
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Get your hand outta there.
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[BONK] [GROANS]
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[KNOCKS]
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WOMAN: Come in.
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How do like that?
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Everything will be all right.
We'll get this straightened out.
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Hey, you dropped your serviette.
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Oh, thank you.
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[CRACKS] [SHRIEKS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Ooh, the place has got mice.
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There we are.
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Want some?
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Oh, I just love crab.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
She don't know it's a turtle.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[CRUNCHES]
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You ain't eatin' the best stuff.
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Like it?
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Yeah, but I don't like
the stuffing.
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[CRUNCHES]
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I don't know why
they put in that stuff.
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[LOUD CRUNCH]
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I like these little points.
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[COUGHS]
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Yeah, I like these
little points.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Yeah.
Crack that for me, will you?
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Certainly.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[SHRIEKS]
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[COUGHS]
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[SHRIEKS]
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[COUGHS, SPLUTTERS]
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Oh, bubble water.
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[STOMACH RATTLES]
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[RATTLING]
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[WHOOPS]
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What are you hams doing
in this drawing room?
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Ooh, Johnson!
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PAIN: Johnson!
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[THUDS HEAD, GROANS]
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PAIN: Johnson!
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Johnson.
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What's the meaning of this?
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Well, this sicko loony
tried to crash our party.
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What do you mean by invading
the star's drawing room?
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What do you mean by invading
the star's drawing room?
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[SHRIEKS] It was a mistake.
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Here, have this refilled.
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Now, come on,
and get out of here.
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Come on. Get out.
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Get out. We didn't know.
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Get out!
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Oh, a cheapie, eh?
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Get out.
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Say, where's our drawing room?
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Your berth's up there.
270
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,440
What? Three in one?
271
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:06,940
Yeah. What about it?
272
00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:09,030
Well, that's
what I thought you said.
273
00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:11,110
And if I hear another sound
out of you birds,
274
00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:12,580
I'll have you
thrown off the train.
275
00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:14,120
CURLY: Okay, boss. Now be quiet.
276
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:17,040
I gotta get some sleep.
277
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,790
Take your luggage for you, boss.
278
00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:20,370
[JOE SQUEAKING]
279
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,960
[JOE SHRIEKS] [SCREAMS]
280
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,050
Easy, easy.
281
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,050
[PASSENGERS SHOUTING]
282
00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:30,050
MAN: We're trying to sleep.
283
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,550
Where's the monk? He's gone.
284
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:34,390
Cal him up, now, will you? Joe?
285
00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:36,440
LARRY AND CURLY: Joe?
286
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:38,980
[SQUEAKS] MOE: Come on, Joe.
287
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,480
LARRY: It's our meal ticket.
288
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,060
[SLEEPILY] Mother, dear.
289
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,560
At last, you're here.
290
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,070
STOOGES: Joe? Joe? Joe?
291
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:48,570
Kiss me, darling.
292
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,740
Hey, Joe. Come on, Joe.
293
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,710
WOMAN: What's the matter, dear?
294
00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:55,740
I'm lookin' for Joe.
295
00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,250
WOMAN: Come to my arms, my pet.
296
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,250
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
297
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,760
It's good to see you, dear.
298
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,760
It's good to see you too.
299
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,850
Why didn't you write?
300
00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,930
I don't know your address.
301
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,350
[GIGGLES]
302
00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:22,940
Oh, my sweet.
303
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,900
Kiss me.
304
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,440
Kiss me.
305
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,940
[WHIMPERS]
306
00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:30,940
[SCREAMS]
307
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,080
Johnson!
308
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,160
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
309
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,160
[THUDS HEAD, GROANS]
310
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,170
WOMAN: Johnson!
311
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,500
[SMACKS] [GROANS]
312
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,450
What's the matter?
313
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,010
Mr. Johnson,
did you meet Miss--?
314
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:46,040
This peeping Tom tried
to kiss me in my sleep.
315
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,630
I though she wanted
to play post office.
316
00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:51,600
If you guys don't go to sleep,
I'll brain you.
317
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,630
Now, get to bed.
318
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,640
I guess he wants us
to go to sleep.
319
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,140
Yeah, come on, get up.
320
00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,140
Up you go. All right.
321
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,140
Get cozy now.
322
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,640
All right. Easy.
323
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,780
[GRUNTING]
324
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,950
Whoa.
325
00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,950
Get me loose.
326
00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,030
Get your foot out of my fist.
327
00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,700
You're spoiling the wardrobe.
328
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,290
Let me down.
329
00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,290
Get up, you.
330
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,290
Where you going? Wait a minute.
331
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:20,790
I'll let you go in
a minute. Yeah.
332
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:21,790
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
333
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,800
Whoa.
334
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,800
You wanna go, eh?
335
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,300
Come here.
336
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,300
What do you think I am,
a toe dancer?
337
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,890
Wait a minute.
Get me a couple of suitcases.
338
00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,510
I got an idea.
339
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:35,560
Okay.
340
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,680
[COUGHING]
341
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,190
[GARGLES] [THUMPING]
342
00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:48,520
[DRUNKENLY]
What's that noise out there?
343
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,410
Easy now.
344
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:52,860
CURLY:
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
345
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:53,860
[ALL GRUNT]
346
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,450
[THUDS HEAD, GROANS]
347
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:58,530
What are you guys doin'?
348
00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,530
We're sleepin'.
349
00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:03,040
[SNORING]
Get back in your berth.
350
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,590
MOE: Come on, get up
there. Didn't you hear the boss?
351
00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:09,090
Say, what's going on out here?
352
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,100
[GROANS]
MOE: Come on, you're next.
353
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,710
Hey, I'll help you.
354
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,800
[GRUNTS]
355
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800
[ALL GROAN]
356
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,800
Hey, puddinghead, come here.
357
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,310
Now, porcupine,
you're going up there this time.
358
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:24,770
Cup your hands.
Get your foot up there.
359
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,810
Put him right in.
Away. Right, ready.
360
00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:28,110
Right!
361
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,610
[SHOUTS]
362
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,780
Where is he? He's gone.
363
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:33,870
I wonder where he could be.
364
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,370
Here I am.
365
00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:38,370
Get down off of there.
What's the matter with you?
366
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,870
What's going on down there?
367
00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:41,790
We can't get in our berth.
368
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,830
I'll be right down.
369
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,630
Say, will you help us
get up there?
370
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:52,220
I suppose I'd better,
or you'll keep me up all night.
371
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:54,220
Okay. Come on.
372
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,730
Come on.
373
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,730
Take it easy with me, will you?
374
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,570
[BOTH GROANS]
375
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,570
Oh, Nelly, you're here at last.
376
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,070
You got me wrong, stranger.
377
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,910
[GROANS]
378
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,750
[WHIMPERS]
379
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,110
[WHOOPS]
380
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,700
[LARRY AND MOE GROAN]
381
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,040
You big lummox.
You wanna give me birthmarks?
382
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,120
I'm a victim of circumstance.
383
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,120
Lay down. Move over.
384
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,620
[SNORES]
385
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,090
Hey. Hmm?
386
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:35,590
Wake up and go to sleep. Huh?
387
00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:38,010
Maybe if we take our clothes
off, we'll have more room.
388
00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:40,100
Good idea. Yeah.
389
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,100
Wait a minute.
390
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,100
One guy at a time.
391
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,100
ALL: Okay.
392
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,600
[YELPS]
393
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,720
Lay down.
394
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,270
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
395
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,060
[SCREAMS]
396
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,060
What's the matter with you?
397
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,570
A dog bit me. Ah, come on.
398
00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,280
Give me room.
399
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,790
[ALL SHOUTING]
400
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,740
[THUDS HEAD, GROANS]
401
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,790
Aren't you guys asleep yet?
402
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:11,880
Certainly. I dreamed we saw
a swimming pool, so we dove in.
403
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,880
JOHNSON:
Well, dive back in that berth,
404
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,890
or I'll make you dive
off this train.
405
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,340
Nightmares you had to have, huh?
406
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,390
Yeah, but this
was in Technicolor.
407
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,390
[YELPS]
408
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:22,390
What was with you?
409
00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:23,390
I'm a light sleeper.
410
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,560
Oh, light sleeper, eh?
411
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,640
What are you gonna do with that?
412
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,600
[LARRY AND CURLY GROAN]
413
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,150
What's all this noise?
How can I sleep?
414
00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,240
PAIN: Johnson!
415
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,240
[THUDS HEAD, GROANS]
416
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:40,690
Johnson!
417
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:42,190
[GROANS]
418
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,620
I'm sorry, Mr. Pain.
It won't happen again.
419
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,000
Well, see that it don't.
420
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,500
JOHNSON: It's all right,
it won't happen anymore.
421
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,630
[SHOUTS]
422
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:04,720
[SCREAMS]
423
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,720
[JOE SQUEAKS]
424
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:11,470
[THUDS] PAIN: Help! Somebody!
425
00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,560
[SHOUTING]
426
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:17,200
Johnson!
427
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,200
What's the matter now?
428
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,280
That monkey,
that infernal beast.
429
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,530
He was in my bed.
He bit me, I tell you.
430
00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:24,120
JOHNSON: Why, that's impossible.
431
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,490
I had him put
in the baggage car.
432
00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:28,070
PAIN: Oh, did you?
Well, he was in here.
433
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,160
[JOE SQUEAKING]
434
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,160
Where's that monkey?
435
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,660
We put him in the baggage car
like you said, boss.
436
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,160
What's that I hear?
437
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,580
Oh, you shouldn't believe
everything you hear.
438
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:45,090
JOHNSON: That monkey's
in this car somewhere,
439
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:50,680
and I'm gonna find it.
440
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,680
[PASSENGERS SHRIEKING]
441
00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:04,280
[JOE SQUEALS] [SCREAMS]
442
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,360
Oh, there he is.
443
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,920
[SQUEALING]
444
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,370
[TRAIN BEEPING]
445
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,450
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
446
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:15,450
Who pulled that cord?
447
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,960
They did!
448
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,460
PORTER: Come on, get outta here.
449
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,460
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
450
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,600
Take it easy now. Wait a minute.
451
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,130
[ALL SHOUTING]
452
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,430
[SHOUTS]
453
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,470
[CURLY WHOOPS]
454
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,520
[ALL WHOOPING]
455
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,730
[MOOING]
456
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,730
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