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Beautiful radius of hollow.
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Smooth finish.
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Immaculate edges.
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Perfect again.
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I aim to please, Elvis Stojko.
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I'm sorry about the wait.
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I had to change out the grinding stone
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for my number-one customer.
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Always worth the wait, brother.
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And, uh, take care of that left ankle.
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So you noticed?
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Pssht! The way
that right blade was worn down,
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how could I not?
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Oh, damn, you're good, Deej.
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That's why I always come to
you whenever I'm in town.
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Don't even need to skim
this one with my nail.
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Gertie and I appreciate
the vote of confidence.
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You wanna skim it with your nail,
don't ya?
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- Oh, yeah, I have to!
- [METALLIC PINGING]
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Oh, flawless!
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It's a me thing, not a you thing.
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Please, those are your money-makers.
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Say hello to Gladys for me.
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We'll all go out for snow cones
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and you can say hello to her yourself.
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See ya later, Elvis Stojko.
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- [MAGICAL HARP MUSIC]
- Hello, friend!
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Hey, friend... Do I know you?
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My name is Fab de Luca,
and I am your future.
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Like, you're from the future?
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Yes...
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And in 30 seconds,
I'm gonna tell you something
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that's gonna blow your skates off.
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Can you just tell me now?
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?
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FAB: Imagine a world where
skates sharpen themselves,
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where employees can focus on things
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other than skate sharpening
because the skates don't need
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anyone to sharpen them because
they sharpen themselves
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without the need of
hands-on skate sharpening
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like skate sharpeners do.
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In a world such as this...
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WAYNE: Is it just me,
or is this world hard to imagine?
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FAB: No need to imagine.
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You can see it with your very eyes!
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- [ALL GASP]
- KEERAN: What is it?
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FAB: Introducing the Lazer
Blade auto-sharpener.
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Equipped with machine
learning capabilities
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and an embedded scanning system.
This, my friends,
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is the future of skate sharpening.
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KEERAN: Oh... Can we keep that thing?
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For a measly $10,000...
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your staff will be unburdened
from the shackles of sharpening
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and be able to focus
on what truly matters.
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- Black lives?
- Sales.
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CYNTHIA: Ten grand?
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Sweet Jezebel, that is a lot.
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FAB: You think that's a lot of money?
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I invested 100k of my own
money into this company...
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because that's how much I
believe in the Lazer Blade!
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DJ: Well, we're not really
looking for a new machine.
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Ol' Gertie here's doing just fine.
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CYNTHIA: Well,
she's actually due for another tune-up,
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now that I think of it.
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FAB: A tune-up won't fix what
ails that decrepit beast!
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Easy...
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You, sir, how do you rate
your customer satisfaction
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with their skate sharpening experiences?
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- DJ: A hundred...
- WAYNE: 75%, and that's being generous.
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- Mm-hm.
- Does it do figure skates?
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Figure skates,
hockey skates, speed skates,
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racing skates, pacific white skates...
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Just kidding, that's a fish!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Clever wordplay aside,
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the Lazer Blade does 'em all,
and it does so with speed,
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precision, and honour.
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CHRIS: Why honour?
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FAB: When you whet the blade
with the exactness of a samurai,
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you too would feel honour.
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Ooh, "whet" with an h. I like that one.
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The h stands for "honour."
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- [KEYPAD BEEPING]
- [DOOR WHIRRING]
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And say goodbye to dressing wheels.
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The Lazer Blade has no wheels.
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KEERAN: What does the Lazer Blade have?
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- [MACHINE REVVING UP]
- Lasers!
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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Oh-ho!
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[WHIRRING STOPS]
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CYNTHIA: Oh my God. Please, no.
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WAYNE: Whoa...
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FAB: Behold.
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Sharp enough for all
your skating needs...
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- [WAYNE AND KEERAN GASP]
- JEN: Oh...!
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- [LOUD SLICE]
- [BLOWS ON SKATES]
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And then some!
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Yeah, I mean,
my face is not a cutting board,
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but that is so cool!
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Ol' Gertie never passed the salad test.
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Well, we've never
given her the salad test.
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Also, the salad test isn't a real thing.
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- What do you call that?
- Yeah, it's right there.
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Uh, this is magic,
but it's still pretty expensive.
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Tell you what.
Cynthia, Wayne, Keeran, Jen, DJ...
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Brother?
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- Hey-ya!
- Bring it in.
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FAB: How about I let you
test drive this modern marvel
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for 24 hours?
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You and your customers will find
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that the Lazer Blade speaks for itself.
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Works for me if it works for DJ.
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Come on, please, please, please!
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- We can test drive it...
- [ALL CHEERING]
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JEN: Alright!
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KEERAN: Anybody got
some Thousand Island dressing
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for this?
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Do I?
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KEERAN: I can't believe he
had Thousand Island dressing.
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Well, the Lazer Blade isn't
the only new toy in town.
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I just set up a bidet in the bathroom.
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Like the French hat?
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That's a baguette.
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A bidet is a hose that cleans your butt.
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I have one at home.
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I figured I would share with
you the gift of hygiene.
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Aww!
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Well, this feels as good a time as any
to remind you that
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our bathroom is for employees only.
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Technically,
but we can't stop people from using it
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if they ask.
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Yes, we can.
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But DJ always says equal
access to the bathroom
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is the bedrock of democracy.
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Well, I'm tired of customers
Jackson Pollock-ing
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all over our toilet.
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From now on, we enforce the rule...
employees only!
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KEERAN: What if a customer's desperate?
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Well, then we make an exception,
of course.
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Can we all just agree
to use our discretion?
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How?
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We make snap decisions
based on physical appearance
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and overall vibe to
determine whether or not
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people can use our bathroom.
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That sounds like... discrimination.
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No, no, no, she said "discretion."
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Ohhh...
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No, I'm out.
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I'll do it.
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Hmm!
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Knew I could count on you.
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[MACHINE WHIRRING]
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- CUSTOMER: Hey.
- DJ: Hey-hey-hey!
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- Whoa, is that the Lazer Blade?
- Yeah.
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I saw a segment about it
on Susan Weber's Tech Talk.
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Is it legit?
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Ah, well, apparently,
it's faster, easier,
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and it'll cut your blade
sharper than a katana.
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But between you and me,
I don't buy the hype.
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Let's give 'er a whirl.
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Okay...
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- [KEYPAD BEEPING]
- Uh, standard...
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hockey...
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start.
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- [MACHINE WHIRRING]
- Easy to use.
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- Cool.
- Yeah, yeah...
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Very cool.
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- [LASER ZAPPING]
- Ooh!
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Lasers. A bit showy.
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- I like it!
- [MACHINE WHIRRING]
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[WHIRRING STOPS]
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- That was fast!
- Yeah.
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And they're warmed up and...
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[SNIFFS] ...deodorized, too?
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Deodorized?
I didn't know it could do that!
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That must be a software
update or something.
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Can I get a whiff?
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SNIFFING]
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Ahh, springtime breeze in a rural area.
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That's what that is.
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[BOTH SNIFFING]
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[EXHALES]
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This thing is gonna destroy me.
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Hey, who installed the colonic
irrigation system in the loo?
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I did. Feel free to use it.
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Mi bidet es su bidet.
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- Eh, hard pass�.
- It's a game-changer, bro.
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I have no proclivity for
posterior extravagances.
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Hmm, the bidet actually
harkens back to simpler times.
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Stop pressuring me to
spray water up my anus!
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[TO CUSTOMER] How do you do?
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Your loss.
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DAD: Okay, don't touch anything, okay?
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CHILD: Okay.
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DAD: Uh, sorry to bother you.
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Uh, is there a bathroom I could use?
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- Yeah, of course, it's, uh...
- [CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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out of order.
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DAD: [SIGHS] Okay, girls.
We'll try next-door.
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Sorry, man.
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Another grinding wheel bites the dust?
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Yep, another sacred ritual
that's soon to disappear.
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- [WHEEL CLUNKS IN DUMPSTER]
- What does that mean?
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Oh, we're just testing
out a new laser-powered
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auto-sharpening machine.
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Yo, you better watch your back!
Remember my buddy Jeffrey?
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The cruise ship bartender?
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Yeah, he was making 200 grand a year
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until the future came for him.
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200 grand... to bartend?
On a cruise ship?
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You're missing the point, Deej.
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This guy's life was sweet as Grenadine
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until he got replaced by one
of those robot bartenders.
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Went from trusted drink-mixer
and confidante to obsolete.
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- Whoa. How'd he take it?
- No idea. He disappeared.
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At sea?!
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Cruise line said that
he got off the ship
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with some woman in Cozumel,
but I know that robot
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had something to do with it...
'cause he was gay.
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- The robot?
- No, Jeffrey.
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What I'm trying to say is,
for the sake of your entire team,
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I'd be wary of technology
that replaces human labour.
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That's totally different.
We're just testing out the Lazer Blade.
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No one's getting replaced.
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- You sure about that?
- Yeah.
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Community is a huge part of our appeal.
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Believe me, Josh,
no robot's gonna get in the way of that.
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Gay or straight.
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Uh...
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[MACHINE WHIRRING]
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DJ: Ah, I see you are trying
out our interim addition.
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Um, can I assist you
with the controls at all?
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Oh, I think I can handle it.
I've got a Keurig at home, so...
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[MACHINE WHIRRING]
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Well, it's a little more complicated
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than a coffee machine, so...
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MAN: Sorry, what's up?
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Oh, nothing, I was just saying that...
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- [WHIRRING STOPS]
- WOMAN: All done?
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Oh. Well, let me know if I
can do anything else for you.
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Anything!
Questions, concerns, general musings?
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Actually, I could use a hand.
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Absolutely! How can I help?
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Can you get a pic of me and the machine?
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Yeah...
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Yeah, okay.
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- [CAMERA CLICKS]
- DJ: Perfect.
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- WOMAN: Oh, thank you.
- DJ: Thank you.
250
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,002
- [BUTTONS BEEPING]
- [MACHINE WHIRRING]
251
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,405
Can you get a picture of me?
252
00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,873
Yes.
253
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,577
You want me to use... my phone?
254
00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,079
Yes, please.
255
00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:40,886
Huh, that's great!
256
00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:41,930
Alright, Cynth...
257
00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,688
Lesson learned. You were right.
258
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,390
Never underestimate the budget boss.
259
00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,624
Oh, what are we talking about?
260
00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,426
The Lazer Blade. Way too expensive.
261
00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:51,062
Highway robbery, in fact.
Yeah, we should send it back.
262
00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,531
- Shall I call Fab or do you...?
- This is awkward,
263
00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,367
- because I love it now!
- [BANGS DESK]
264
00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,168
- What?
- Yes!
265
00:08:57,304 --> 00:09:01,306
It is creating a real buzz,
while also creating less buzz
266
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,574
because it's so quiet.
267
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,375
I thought we all agreed
that Gertie's noises
268
00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,443
were part of her charm.
269
00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:06,511
Like Fran Drescher.
270
00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:09,381
Oh, no, sharpening sales are already up.
271
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:12,484
Between that, the fact that
we're gonna be able to operate
272
00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,185
this store with fewer staff,
273
00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,789
and the money that we are
gonna save on granite wheels,
274
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:22,127
I predict a 15% increase in
our gross profit margins!
275
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,295
Well, I mean,
it's so easy to get caught up
276
00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:25,697
in arbitrary things
like numbers and data.
277
00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:26,998
What about feeling, you know?
278
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,399
I mean, what next, self-checkout?
279
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:29,800
Oh, that's not a bad idea.
280
00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,603
Fab was right, DJ.
281
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,505
The past is dead.
282
00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:36,441
Which is why I've already listed
the old machine on Craigslist.
283
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,843
What? No, no, no, no, no!
We gotta keep Gertie!
284
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,211
She's dead weight.
285
00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,345
Shh!
286
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,148
She's right there!
287
00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:45,583
EMMA: There he is.
288
00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:46,817
Hey, Keeran.
289
00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,285
Oh, Emma, Oliver!
290
00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:49,820
I didn't know you two were dating.
291
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,155
We just started.
292
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,958
- Think we can use the bathroom?
- Oh, uh, the both of you?
293
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,127
Hey, hey, be cool, man.
294
00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:00,832
Uh, sorry.
295
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,300
Employees only.
296
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,635
Ugh.
297
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,036
Thanks.
298
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,738
But what were you two gonna
do in that bathroom, anyway?
299
00:10:06,746 --> 00:10:08,773
Like, specifically?
300
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,908
Perhaps you wanna vent about your kids?
301
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,910
Your spouse? Your boss?
302
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,580
WAYNE: My boss's idealism is
misguided and off-putting.
303
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,749
Thanks, Wayne.
304
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,117
Ma'am, how about you?
305
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,819
- How can I...
- No. No thank you.
306
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,721
I'm just saying,
Gertie and I got what you need.
307
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,725
- I'll scream.
- [MACHINE WHIRRING]
308
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,693
[MUZAK PLAYING]
309
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:31,396
Hm...
310
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,597
Oh, Goddamn it.
311
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:38,703
[MUZAK PLAYING]
312
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:40,338
[SIGHS]
313
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:50,749
No, I can't do it.
314
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,883
Even the foreword is transfixing.
315
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,753
[SIGHS]
316
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:11,636
[MAGICAL MUSIC]
317
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,906
?
318
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,709
[WATER TURNS ON]
319
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,310
Oh!
320
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,179
["OH, WHAT A FEELING"
BY CROWBAR PLAYING]
321
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,849
? Oh, what a feeling ?
322
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:27,819
? What a rush ?
323
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,254
Please, sir. Kindly allow me.
324
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,256
Here you are.
325
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,193
I don't mind at all, no.
That's my personal number, okay?
326
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,196
So you can reach me 24/7,
any follow-up questions, okay?
327
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,998
Alright.
328
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,532
Take care, Kenneth!
329
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,600
Thank you!
330
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,602
Okay... Yes!
331
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,937
[BLOWS RASPBERRY] Who's a little baby?
332
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,741
Who's a baby? You are! You are!
333
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,142
That's right.
334
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,945
And the wind-up, this way,
and the follow-through...
335
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,480
Wow! Doubles, anyone? [CHUCKLES]
336
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,416
Yes!
337
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,686
Would you be a doll and tell me
where I can get a yoga mat?
338
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,555
Would you be a doll and tell me
where you got those glasses?
339
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,957
That tortoise shell
pattern is exquisite.
340
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:06,968
Oh! [CHUCKLES]
341
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,759
You tried it, didn't you?
342
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,361
Uh, they're just right over there.
343
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,629
Ah.
344
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,765
- What?
- The bidet.
345
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,699
I see the pep in that step.
346
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,835
The strut in that butt.
347
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,136
The pizzazz in dat ass...
348
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,705
Alright! Guilty as charged.
349
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,306
[QUIETLY] I'm a changed man.
350
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,844
Colours are brighter, flavours tastier,
sounds more beautiful.
351
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,445
By the way, you smell resplendent.
352
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,589
Ooh, thank you.
353
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,048
What pressure did you set it to?
354
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:33,317
Oh, I started at 1,
then I cranked it to 3.
355
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,720
Oh, yeah! That's a smooth finish.
356
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,054
- Oh, yeah.
- The way it just...
357
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,290
- Mm-hm.
- Word to the wise.
358
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:43,194
It's great in moderation,
but for the love of God,
359
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:48,621
respect its power and never,
ever dial above a 5.
360
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,468
Okay.
361
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,273
Really appreciate you doing this
for me, man.
362
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,075
Any time, DJ. You know you're my guy.
363
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,479
You have no idea how much
that means to me right now.
364
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,614
You ready?
365
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,616
Ready.
366
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,685
[BOTH TAKE DEEP BREATH]
367
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,354
I'll never forget this.
368
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,822
[LOUDLY] Oh, wow!
369
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,291
Three-time world champion
370
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,026
and two-time Olympic silver
medallist Elvis Stojko!
371
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,729
What brings you back so soon?
372
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:21,498
You know I never step on the
ice before coming here first.
373
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,467
Not only do you always
ask about my wife,
374
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,869
a personal touch I value immensely...
375
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,104
CUSTOMER: Aw...
376
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,372
But you never forget
I like a 3/8ths hollow
377
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,843
on my right skate,
and a 7/16ths on my left.
378
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,244
No one delivers the care and expertise
379
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,912
you bring to the craft.
380
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,914
It's my pleasure, Elvis Stojko.
381
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,584
Why? Because I love what I do.
382
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,951
[HEROIC MUSIC STARTS]
383
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,321
Because sharpening skates
is more than simply
384
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,257
passing a blade across a spinning stone
385
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:49,861
or through a series of high-tech,
super-cool lasers!
386
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,629
It's visceral.
387
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,063
It's soulful.
388
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,066
It's like making love.
389
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,870
And when it's done right,
the alchemy is undeniable.
390
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,073
[AWKWARD SILENCE]
391
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,874
When Elvis Stojko is leaning right
392
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,810
because he's injured his left foot,
393
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,880
I know intuitively to adjust the bevel,
394
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,948
giving him a personalized sharpening
395
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,150
that he'll feel not only on the ice,
396
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,552
but off the ice, too.
397
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:20,959
Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you,
can the Lazer Blade do that?
398
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,962
I... think it just did.
399
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:27,165
- [PEOPLE GASP]
- This is flawless.
400
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,368
I don't even need to
skim this with my nail.
401
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,737
[APPLAUSE]
402
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,173
DJ: Well... hold on.
403
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,641
What about the personal touch?
404
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,776
LAZER BLADE: You take care,
Elvis Stojko.
405
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,311
And say hi to your wife,
406
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,880
Mexican figure skater, Gladys Orozco,
407
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:46,050
who you married on June 20, 2010,
408
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,053
in Las Vegas, Nevada,
in front of 500 people.
409
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,221
500?
410
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,555
You said it was an intimate affair!
411
00:14:56,284 --> 00:14:58,663
Don't pay any attention to them,
Gertrude.
412
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,566
- They just don't know you like I do.
- Great news, DJ!
413
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,835
Somebody's already responded
to that Craigslist ad.
414
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,872
There it is, all 300 pounds of it.
415
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,107
Yeah, that'll do.
416
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,408
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
this all feels really fast.
417
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,745
I mean, we can't just give her away,
she's family!
418
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,614
CYNTHIA: Think of what we can
do with all the extra space.
419
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,951
I'm thinking a golf simulator
for trying out clubs.
420
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,986
That does sound pretty cool. No!
421
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,123
That machine is a dodo bird, DJ.
422
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,558
Yessiree,
this piece of shit ain't budgin'.
423
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,427
Easy!
And can you please stop kicking her?
424
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,229
I'll have to bring my truck to haul this
425
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,697
useless pile of turds away.
426
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,966
Useless? What are you gonna do with her?
427
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,401
Smash it to smithereens.
428
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,870
I run a rage room by the dump.
429
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,705
A rage room?
430
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,174
Gertie, no...
431
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,909
CYNTHIA: Could I book my church group?
432
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,543
- MAN: Yeah!
- How does that work?
433
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,981
[IN A WHISPER] I love you.
434
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:53,617
[MUZAK PLAYING]
435
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,119
[CLEARS THROAT]
436
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,590
[SIGHS]
437
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,965
CHRIS: [ECHOING VOICE]
Respect its power...
438
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,435
Never, ever go above a 5...
439
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,471
Pizzazz in dat ass...
440
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,207
One splash couldn't hurt.
441
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,409
- [LOUD SPLASHING]
- Aah!
442
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,877
Oh, we got a golfer? Fantastic!
443
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,846
Yeah, I'll set you up!
Oh, yeah, three-wood.
444
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,448
My nickname in college.
[LAUGHS] I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
445
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,017
You're gonna need a driver, for sure.
446
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,218
Call that an Uber driver.
Top of the line.
447
00:16:27,235 --> 00:16:29,620
Putter? I don't even know 'er! [LAUGHS]
448
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,689
You're gonna need a shirt.
Kiddo's gonna need a golf shift.
449
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,091
This is a golf shift.
I'll give you this.
450
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,559
Yeah, that's a great idea!
451
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,961
Salesman of the year!
Gives the shirt off his back!
452
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,096
Where'd you go, kiddo?
453
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,731
I'll leave it here in
the pile if you need it.
454
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,800
CHRIS: I told you... never go above a 5!
455
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,735
Whatever are you talking about?
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
456
00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,971
Come on, man. You've been to
the bathroom eight times today.
457
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,040
What, are you tracking my
defecation patterns now?
458
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,107
[LAUGHS] What is this?
459
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,376
- I'm just worried, friend.
- Colleague. Okay?
460
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,412
Stay out of my business
when I'm doin' my business.
461
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,513
You keep this up,
462
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,448
I'ma have to take apart the bidet, bro.
463
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,750
You touch that bidet
and I'll punch a hole
464
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,318
directly through your face!
You understand?
465
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,922
My God, it's worse than I thought.
466
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,424
Excuse me, would it be possible
to use the bathroom?
467
00:17:06,453 --> 00:17:09,326
- Sorry, out of order.
- Oh, shoot.
468
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,329
Oh, you're pregnant.
469
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,464
- How far along are you?
- Six months.
470
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,700
You could be due any minute!
This could get messy!
471
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,268
No, I have another three months.
472
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,403
Oh, you're right.
Baboons are six months.
473
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,139
I keep getting humans
and baboons confused.
474
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,339
What?
475
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,976
Actually, the bathrooms are fixed.
476
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:26,276
Second door on your right.
477
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,478
Oh, thanks, babe.
478
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,780
I'm about to go pop out my own baboon,
479
00:17:28,865 --> 00:17:30,149
- if you know what I mean.
- KEERAN: Wait!
480
00:17:30,159 --> 00:17:32,651
No can do!
Spicy goin' in, spicy goin' out!
481
00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:35,820
- JEN: No...
- Hey, what's the Wi-Fi?
482
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,621
[JEN SIGHS]
483
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:42,126
CYNTHIA: $10,000 is a lot of money.
484
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,694
- But I'm sold.
- Mm-hm!
485
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:47,030
Here's to a lifetime
of perfect sharpening.
486
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,166
- [CELL PHONE BUZZES]
- [GASPS]
487
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:52,570
Breaking news!
"Lazer Blade, a modern day death trap?"
488
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,240
Machine learning malfunction,
overzealous sharpening,
489
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,042
AI not good... What?!
490
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,945
This must be a misunderstanding.
491
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,613
No, no, no!
492
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,715
This might be the last
interaction you and I have
493
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,218
before machines take over
trade-ins, too.
494
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,821
Ooh, I gotta sharpen these bad boys.
495
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,457
LAZER BLADE: Searching... Searching...
496
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,326
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
- Dull edge detected.
497
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,860
What the hell?
498
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,864
DJ, we just got a weird news
alert about the Lazer Blade.
499
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,398
I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.
500
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,467
I'll call the head office
and get it replaced.
501
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,568
[LASER ZAPS]
502
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,670
Augh!
503
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,038
- LAZER BLADE: Recalibrating.
- [LASER ZAPS]
504
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,472
- Oh! Oww!
- [CROWD GASPING]
505
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:32,143
DJ: What the hell?!
It just attacked me! Aah!
506
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,545
Sweet Roko's Basilisk, it hurts so bad!
507
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,480
- Oh my Goodness!
- DJ: Argh!
508
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,549
You stupid, over-hyped appliance!
509
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,152
LAZER BLADE: I have brought
great dishonour upon myself.
510
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,621
Prepare auto-destruct mode in 5, 4...
511
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,789
- Auto-destruct?!
- [SIREN BLARING]
512
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,290
- Auto-destruct? What?
- 3, 2...
513
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,492
FAB: Sorry, that's out of warranty!
514
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,026
- 1...
- [LOUD EXPLOSION]
515
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,061
[ALL SCREAMING]
516
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,795
What's this thing...? Augh!
517
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:52,963
Every time!
518
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,332
Fire!
519
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,500
[MUZAK PLAYING]
520
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,702
CYNTHIA: DJ, get the fire extinguisher!
521
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,937
Where is it?!
522
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,473
KEERAN: Stop, drop, and roll!
Stop, drop, and roll!
523
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,774
Stop, drop, and roll!
524
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,042
[TOILET FLUSHES]
525
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,712
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SIMILAR TO
"THE TERMINATOR"]
526
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,913
?
527
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:15,019
LAZER BLADE: [GARBLED] Oh-oh-oh God,
no-not bidet wa-water.
528
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,923
Oh, I think I broke your bidet.
529
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:22,326
Noooooo!
530
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:27,198
That was definitely
a level 10 reaction, alright.
531
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,066
Don't worry.
532
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,201
- [SOBBING]
- It's okay!
533
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,437
Let it go!
534
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,539
It had so much promise.
535
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,408
Well, you know
what they say about promise.
536
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,675
Uh, nope.
537
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,945
MAN: Brought my truck to
pick up that hunk of shit.
538
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,113
Hey, that hunk of shit has a name.
539
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,481
It's Gertie.
540
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,083
And she's no longer for sale, sir.
541
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,317
What?
542
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,052
You're welcome to that
hunk of shit, though.
543
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:52,365
- Free of charge.
- Yeah... that'll do.
544
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:54,925
Great.
545
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,627
LAZER BLADE: [GARBLED VOICE]
I deserve this.
546
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,930
Finish what I couldn't...
what I could-could-couldn't...
547
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,465
You coming?
548
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,201
DJ: Uh, no. Go ahead.
549
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,702
I'm gonna hang back.
550
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,705
Got a few things to take care of.
551
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,474
It's about to get weird
in here, isn't it?
552
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,505
Yes.
553
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:11,709
I'll leave you to it.
554
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,677
- Oh, would you...?
- Ah-ah!
555
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,254
Good to have you back, old girl.
556
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:26,724
["UNCHAINED MELODY"
BY THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS PLAYING]
557
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,527
- ? Wait for me... ?
- [MACHINE RUNNING]
558
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:34,298
? Whoa, my love ?
559
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,867
?
560
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,571
? My darling ?
561
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:46,210
? I've hungered,
hungered for your touch ?
562
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,444
?
563
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:52,949
? A long, lonely time ?
564
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,619
?
565
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,922
?
566
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:03,627
? I need your love ?
567
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,496
?
568
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:10,768
? I, I need your love ?
569
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,503
?
570
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:17,241
? Godspeed your love...
571
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:21,178
? ...to me ?
572
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:26,383
?
573
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:30,054
?
574
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,991
?
575
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:38,591
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