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In the land of Sparta
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when babies were born
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the elders would
inspect them for defects.
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BABY
Ah. Are you my mama?
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'Cause I'm ready to suckle a teat.
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If any imperfections were found
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the baby was rejected.
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And if the baby
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was Vietnamese
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Brangelina had first dibs.
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Cute, huh?
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Behold Leonidas
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Ah-ooh!
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the perfect Spartan.
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From an early age
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Leonidas was taught to fight.
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Come on, you little shit! Come on!
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You can't beat me.
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You're never gonna be
a Spartan, never.
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Take this, Granny!
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Aah!
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He was tortured,
taught to show no pain.
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Tell me, Mr. Bond
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what is the account number?
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Who the hell is Mr. Bond?
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I'm Leonidas.
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You're testing my patience,
Double-Oh.
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But I am not Double-
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Little Miss Sunshine!
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Oh, oh-
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Here's a nice one. Oh-
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That's right. Yeah.
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No, no, no.
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Mr. Bond, I'd like you
to meet Captain Adorable.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
Who's a good boy?
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Leonidas was sent into the wild
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to learn how to survive.
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He braved the elements
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endured starvation.
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No mayo?
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This is bullshit!
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The beast stalks Leonidas
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red eyes glowing
like the fires ofhell.
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Man, you've got happy feet.
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What you laughin' at, asswipe?
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I'm about to shove
my happy foot up your ass
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cracker.
Nice penguin.
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Where you going, pussy?
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I'm 'bout to make you
my bitch, Leonidas.
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Lick my snowballs.
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Now eat my penguin asshole.
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That Taco Bell ain't sittin' right.
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Oh, it smells!
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Ha! Caught you with your mouth open.
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You dead, Leonidas.
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Say Wassup?
To Anna Nicole for me.
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Shit! I'm stuck!
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Oh, we got a penguin pinned down!
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Help! Help!
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Oh! My ass!
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My ass hurt! Oh!
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Why you wanna do me like that?
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Come on, man, I could hook you up.
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We could work it out.
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I'll suck your dick!
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And the boy
that was cast into the wild
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returned a king!
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Oh!
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Yeah, yeah
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Ak' sizzle
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The bomb
Get down
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Baby, down,
I know you love the sound
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When we do what we do
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We get you in the mood
Ak'Sent's in the building
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Pick it up, pick it up
Yeah
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I know you love the feel
Come on
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Let's keep it on the real
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This is like the bomb
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So fresh
Whoa!
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The bomb, so dope
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The bomb, so def
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The bomb
Boobs.
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So cool, the bomb, so fresh
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The bomb, so dope
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The bomb
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Sign my rack?
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So cool
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And they're real, too.
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Yes!
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Marry me?
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What's that?
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The combination to my chastity belt.
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Oh-
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Leonidas!
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Leonidas was stoked.
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He wed Margo,
and she bore him a fine son.
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And life in the land
of Sparta was good.
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Yes! Yes! Good!
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Thanks, Dad.
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Give me your hand.
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Remember, Son: A warrior
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must learn to take a hit.
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Fight with your head;
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think with your heart.
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Huh?
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Give him the pile driver, honey.
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Pile driver?
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That's my boy.
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My queen.
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No!
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Captain.
No!
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I see Leonidas is molding
our future king of Sparta
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to be a man.
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I remember when
my father used to beat me.
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Traditional rites of passage.
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No. My father was an alcoholic.
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Ow!
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Xerxes' messenger awaits, my king.
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Greetings, Leonidas.
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Greetings, messenger.
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What the hell was that?
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What?
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You just kissed me!
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That is how men of Sparta
greet one another.
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High fives for the women
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and open-mouth tongue
kisses for the men.
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Ooh.
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I get it.
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Get what?
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Uh y-you have a
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free society here.
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Yes. The freest.
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Uh, not that there's
anything wrong with that.
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I dig big black dudes.
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Yeah.
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Come, messenger, let us walk.
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The great Xerxes has
taken over the world
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with his vast Persian army
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and has set his sights
on his final conquest-
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Sparta.
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Let us talk
by the giant pit of death.
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Okay.
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Xerxes is a kind god-king
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and offers these
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peaceful alternatives to war.
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No blood will be shed
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as long as you Spartan
men build his pyramids
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your women become his sex slaves
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and your children
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work at sweatshops
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making Nikes.
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That sounds reasonable.
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I'm sure you would
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think so, Councilman Traitoro.
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Tell Xerxes
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to take his proposal
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and shove it!
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What the hell?!
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What? He came on to me!
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I did not.
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Dawg, your wife's a ho.
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This means war!
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Hey, hey, hey, it's cool, it's cool.
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Uh, we got San Francisco
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and West Hollywood.
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We don't need Sparta.
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I'll just tell Xerxes
it's a no go.
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Kick his ass in.
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This is madness!
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Madness?
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This is Sparta!
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Why did you do that?
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He was backing down.
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My lord, he will
tell Xerxes that Sparta
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is not for them,
so, whatever you do
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don't kick him
into the pit of death.
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Stop kicking people
into the pit of death. Really!
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Oh, no
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Oh, yeah
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Uh-huh, yeah.
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I don't know why y'all
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have to always get on
my back for everything.
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I'm a responsible adult.
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Look at me-
I'm booby-feeding my baby.
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Sometimes I like to
give him fried milk.
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I call 'em milk poppers.
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It's just like breast milk,
but it's fried.
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And you just pop 'em in your mouth.
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He loves 'em.
Don't you, baby!
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Goo-goo, gah-gah
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Gah-gah, gah-gah-gah-gah.
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I'm a smart shopper.
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I got this entire outfit in
an alleyway from a Mexico woman.
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Bargain
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Shopping
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Yeah.
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Why do y'all think I'm messed up?
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Shit! Do I look crazy to you?
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Oh
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my God!
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Aw, damn, cuz!
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There goes my palimony!
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KFed ain't havin' it, yo.
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KFed, come back to me, please!
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Please? I'll let you under my skirt.
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There goes K-Fed's cheddar, yo.
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Oh, yeah!
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Ah-ah-ah, yeah!
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Ooh-ooh-ooh!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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I'm not gay!
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Leonidas.
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Ryan Seacrest?
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How did you feel about that kick?
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Let's see what the judges
have to say.
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Randy?
Yo, Leo, dawg, man
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I, I wasn't really feelin' you
on that kick, dawg.
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I don't know what happened, man.
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It was just
all right for me, dawg.
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I mean, just all right, dawg.
Paula?
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Leonidas
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you
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move me.
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Y-
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I don't-
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Simon?
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Leonidas
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I thought the kick
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was utterly dreadful.
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Oh Simon-
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In fact, I've seen better kicks
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from a geriatric donkey.
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Oh-
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And I'm not talking
about you, Paula.
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I am sorry, King
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but your journey ends here.
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Oh, go yourselves!
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What are y?
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Seacrest out!
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Excellent work, my king.
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It's time to consult
with the prophets.
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The ancient prophets
were advisers to the king.
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Grotesque swine, their consult
came with a bribe.
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Oh. Oh, Oxy 10.
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Oh, Neutrogena.
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This has an SPF.
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Th-This is all-day protection.
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Look at this.
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Exfoliator with alpha hydroxy.
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This is good for you, Glenn.
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Rub it all over
your disgusting face.
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What need you, King Leonidas?
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Ancient prophets
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I need your guidance.
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I'm assembling an army
of 300 to go to war with Persia.
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I'm going to take them in the rear.
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Here, here.
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And then I'm gonna reach around
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and I'm gonna take them again
from the front!
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What?!
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Why are you sniggering?!
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Nothing.
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It'sno-nothing-
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What's so damn funny?!
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Look, it's all there for you to see!
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These are battle formations!
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Battle form-
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That's what he calls them!
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It looks like backstage
at an Elton John concert!
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Cut it out!
This isn't funny!
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This is serious business!
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No Spartan goes to war
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without first consulting
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the oracle!
279
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The prophets chose
only the most beautiful
280
00:16:55,481 --> 00:17:00,544
of Spartan girls to be their oracle.
281
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,316
Oh-
282
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,085
Ugly Betty?
283
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,558
She has a great personality.
284
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,190
Eww!
285
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,630
I look likeJabba the Hutt.
286
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,065
That is hot to me.
287
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,412
Oh-
288
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,950
See-nah skah-nah
289
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:43,290
labwana no-cho dame.
290
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,763
Fo' shizel my nizzel.
291
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:53,271
Save the cheerleader
save the world.
292
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:56,068
Actually, I'm, I'm not into Heroes.
293
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,234
Douche bag says what?
294
00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,106
What?
295
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,407
Chest waxer says what?
296
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,382
What?
297
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,381
He walked into that one.
298
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,651
What, what are you saying to me?
I don't understand.
299
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,989
Go to war with Persia
and you will surely die.
300
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,656
You're screwed, dude.
301
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:47,883
What?!
302
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,566
He looks like a Ken doll!
303
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,599
It's cold!
304
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,590
Tommy Lee?
305
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,297
Shaq?
306
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,434
Borat?
307
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,071
Oakland Raiders?
308
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,377
Why is my king so restless?
309
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:44,745
Can't sleep.
310
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:48,684
It's this whole Battle
ofThermopylae thing.
311
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,656
Are you still thinking about
what that young oracle said?
312
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,990
There's only one woman whose
words you should listen to.
313
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,321
Oprah.
314
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,695
Your wife?
315
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,859
Right, right.
316
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,130
How will I be tried
317
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,796
in the court of public opinion?
318
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,837
Well, Harry Knowles
at Ain't It Cool News
319
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:15,471
says this movie is just
a cheap rip-off of 300.
320
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,018
Even if the oracle
doesn't support you, I do.
321
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,388
And Sparta does.
322
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,484
This could be
our last night together.
323
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,154
You wanna do it?
324
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,131
Like we've never done it before.
325
00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,823
97 98
326
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,360
99
327
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,986
100!
328
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:08,123
Beat my record.
329
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,398
Captain.
330
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:16,736
My king.
331
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,044
Have you assembled
my army who are ready
332
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,985
to fight to the death
for the freedom of Sparta?
333
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,180
Yes, King.
334
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,159
I wanted 300.
335
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,995
This seems like less.
336
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,001
These were the only men
who met with your stringent
337
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,003
specifications.
338
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,335
Hunky with deep
Mediterranean tans
339
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:49,806
hot bods
340
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,775
and, uh
341
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:52,673
Yes?
342
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,006
well endowed.
343
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,341
Haawoo! Haawoo!
344
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,540
Haawoo!
345
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,173
Ready to fight for you, my king!
346
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,218
Never give up!
Never surrender!
347
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:03,448
To infinity and beyond!
348
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,751
He has a lot of heart, my king.
349
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,487
And nice man boobs.
350
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,593
Indeed.
351
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,932
These men will do.
352
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,872
You are a fine captain, Captain.
353
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:26,104
But a better friend
there is none.
354
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,805
Thank you.
355
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:43,989
Thank you.
356
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,120
Mm-hm.
357
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,129
Damn!
358
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:50,401
He's got a huge package.
359
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,004
I brought you some fudge.
Mom said that you like to pack it.
360
00:22:58,076 --> 00:22:59,805
She's a good woman.
361
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,971
Good-bye, Father.
362
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:03,409
Farewell, my son.
363
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,412
Introductions?
364
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,818
King Leonidas,
this is my son, Sonio.
365
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,412
My king.
366
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,924
Why is he not fighting?
367
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,186
Well, he is not a warrior.
368
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,454
And he's my only son
369
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,996
destined to carry on my name.
370
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,190
What do you think?
371
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,360
Yummy.
372
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,427
Work it, sister.
373
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,598
I think he's fierce.
374
00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:31,566
Come and give it 2 me
375
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,544
You know you want my body,
need my body
376
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:35,841
Show me them goodies
377
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,176
And if you don't like it
378
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,774
you can kiss my fat ass!
379
00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,020
Ooh!
Oh!
380
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,020
Watchin' your curves
381
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,078
Thinking of words, baby
382
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,124
My vision is blurred
383
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:48,182
Congratulations, Sonio.
384
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,319
You're now on your way
to becoming Sparta's
385
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,828
Next top warrior!
386
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:52,864
right where my mind is
387
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,592
Gimme your goody
and your body
388
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:55,894
Uh! Come and give it 2 me
389
00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:58,231
You know you want my body,
need my body
390
00:23:58,303 --> 00:23:59,930
Show me them goodies
391
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:03,065
You're gonna love my body,
touch my body
392
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:04,836
Spartan!
393
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,052
My child
394
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,384
I shall never forget you.
395
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,788
You are so small now
396
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,191
but one day you will grow
to be big and strong
397
00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:24,558
like your father.
398
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:25,994
That's not your son.
399
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,497
You asshole.
400
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,366
Take care of your mother.
401
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,505
Stay tough, Son.
402
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,388
Come back with your shield
403
00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:53,287
or on it.
404
00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:56,885
And if I come back on it,
I want you to move on.
405
00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,930
I would never.
406
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,090
Hell, if you died,
I'd play the field.
407
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,690
To be honest
408
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:06,203
I've always wanted
to do a fat chick.
409
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,601
The men are ready, my king.
410
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,933
Good. We'll head south
to the Hot Gates
411
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,269
where we'll intercept
the Persian army.
412
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:43,705
Where are you going?
413
00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:46,744
The oracle said if we went
to war, we'd be screwed.
414
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:51,373
The oracle also said that
our painted-on abs look fake.
415
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,314
But I beg to differ.
416
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,086
Give the order, Captain.
417
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,757
Spartans! In formation!
418
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,163
Ah-ooh!
419
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,101
Spartans heading south.
420
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,175
Move out!
421
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:25,573
Oh, no, not I
422
00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,379
I will survive
423
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:30,216
Oh, as long
as I know how to love
424
00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:32,119
I know I'll stay alive
425
00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,021
I've got all my life to live
426
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,151
I've got all
my love to give
427
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:37,888
And I'll survive
428
00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:40,158
I will survive
429
00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,028
Hey, hey
430
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,727
Woo!
431
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,544
I'll survive
432
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,478
I will survive
433
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,675
I will survive!
434
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,342
Yeah
435
00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:01,476
Ooh
436
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,180
The fearless Spartans
437
00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:05,950
reached the Hot Gates
438
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:09,687
where danger lurked
around every corner.
439
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:14,394
Halt skipping!
440
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,070
Exhausted from thejourney
441
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:24,040
the Spartans replenished
their electrolytes.
442
00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:33,915
Gatorade. Is it in you?
443
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:42,425
What do you think, my king?
444
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,122
We'll use the narrow
passageway of the Hot Gates
445
00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:46,993
to funnel the Persians in
446
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:50,466
where their vast numbers
won't count for shit.
447
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:53,060
Captain, have the men found
any other trails
448
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,538
that the Persians
could use to attack us?
449
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,040
None, sir.
450
00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:00,635
WOMAN
I know such a road, my king.
451
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:09,986
Back off, hideous creature.
452
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,216
There's a secret goat path
just above the Hot Gates.
453
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:14,884
If the Persians found it,
they could outflank you.
454
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,426
Slow your roll, Captain.
455
00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,287
Reveal yourself, creature.
456
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:25,329
Paris Hilton?
457
00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:26,427
Hey, fellas.
458
00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:27,994
What happened to you?
459
00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:30,564
Oh.
You mean the hump?
460
00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,167
Yeah. The hump.
461
00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:35,007
It was all that,
You're going to jail.
462
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,604
Now you can get out of jail.
463
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:37,978
Now you're going back to jail.
464
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:41,314
And on and on and on and onUgh.
465
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,081
It's just been really confusing.
466
00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,213
I mean, even Tinkerbell's
affected by it.
467
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,655
She hasn't moved since Saturday.
468
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,625
But she still poops, which is weird.
469
00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,251
And me
470
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,956
they've turned me into this, like
471
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,625
totally grotesque monster!
472
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,668
And I don't
even know oh.
473
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,761
Do tha hump-de-hump
474
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,829
Hang on a minute.
475
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:05,171
Oh-
476
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,268
Hello?
477
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,505
Oh, hey, Nicole.
478
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,514
Nothing. Just some guys with swords.
479
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,709
No, I'm talking about their
actual swords, Nicole.
480
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,046
You're gross.
481
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,711
Yeah, I'm hungry.
Did you eat?
482
00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:17,152
Oh, you ate an almond?
483
00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:19,315
Oh, yeah, you're done
eating for the day.
484
00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:22,325
Okay. And then let's go to Pinkberry.
485
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:23,553
Bye, sexy.
486
00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:27,157
Look
487
00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,666
it's my dream to be a Spartan.
488
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:35,036
I want to fight for you,
my king.
489
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:41,545
What can you do?
WellMmm.
490
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:45,276
Have you seen my video?
491
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:48,683
I don't like the way
you handle a spear.
492
00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:51,551
You grip the shaft firmly.
493
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,750
Then with one hand on the base
494
00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:57,124
you slide the other
all the way up to the tip.
495
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:01,060
That's hot.
496
00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:05,759
I'm sorry,
but we cannot use you.
497
00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:08,967
No!
498
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,235
It's not fair!
499
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,904
Mom!
500
00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:21,349
You'll be sorry!
You're making a terrible mistake!
501
00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:26,117
I'm not as stupid as I look!
502
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,223
Help.
503
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,420
Look! Persians!
504
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:16,336
I am the emissary
to the great god-king Xerxes
505
00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,932
come to accept your surrender.
506
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:21,205
Oh, we're not here to surrender.
507
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,439
Haawoo!
508
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,311
Xerxes will enjoy making you
his slaves.
509
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:49,300
Ow.
510
00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,367
Spartans!
511
00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:55,173
Yah!
512
00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:57,077
Let's battle!
513
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,915
Oh, we about to stomp the yard.
514
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,814
SPARTANS
We are the Spartans.
515
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:09,252
We stomp the yard.
516
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:11,386
Check out our buns.
517
00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:14,090
They are rock hard.
518
00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,566
Ooh, ooh.
519
00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:19,500
Spartans!
520
00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:20,537
Yeah!
521
00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,667
Persians!
522
00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:29,804
Let's show 'em
why we're national champs
523
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,280
three years runnin'.
524
00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:32,373
You dig?
525
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,848
Oh, come on.
526
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:43,587
We like wearing
turbans and eating baklava.
527
00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:45,458
We like chicks with burkas
528
00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,020
that cover their ta-tas.
529
00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:50,192
Ooh, ah! Ooh, ah!
530
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:52,634
Persians, huh!
531
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:56,598
You're joking, right?
532
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,113
Man, come on.
533
00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,707
You gotta shake your ass
Let's go!
534
00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:08,115
Shake your tambourine
535
00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:09,813
Go and get yourself a whistle,
shake your tambourine
536
00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:11,650
Go and get yourself
a whistle
537
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:12,781
Shake your tambourine
538
00:33:12,857 --> 00:33:13,881
Ladies!
539
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,152
Shake your tambourine
540
00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:16,887
Ladies!
Shake your tambourine
541
00:33:16,961 --> 00:33:22,724
Shake, shake, shake, shake
542
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,926
Shake your tambourine
543
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,629
Ladies and gentlemen
544
00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:27,102
E-V-E come through
in the Mazarat'
545
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:29,332
Doin' it big like I live
in the Taj Mahal
546
00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:30,339
Yeah!
547
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:37,406
That's real, been the chick
that they talked about
548
00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:40,417
God damn is the words
that come out they mouth
549
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:41,577
Oh-
550
00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:42,641
Ask for her
551
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,948
Yeah, she back
and cakin' out
552
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,785
Ladies!
Shake your tambourine
553
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:58,892
Oh, please, take a hike.
554
00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,564
Shake your tambourine,
go and get yourself a whistle
555
00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:03,664
Shake your tambourine, go
and get yourself a whistle
556
00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:05,800
They be watchin' while we wiggle around
Look at 'em droolin'
557
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,812
Niggas ain't used to this sound
I keep 'em movin'
558
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,780
Put your hands in the air
It's all right now
559
00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:12,372
We gonna keep you up
on your feet the whole night
560
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:14,611
Now pop them bottles
Yeah, drink that up
561
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,249
Yeah!
562
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:51,950
Get low, get low, then
pick up, pick up, get your
563
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:53,820
Hands in the air,
it's a stick up, stick up
564
00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:54,880
Shake your tambourine
565
00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:00,328
Shake it to the floor,
gotta love dat
566
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,628
How she keep it going on,
gotta love dat
567
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,895
To the beat like a pro,
know you love dat
568
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:07,802
Oh!
569
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,874
Don't come up in my kitchen
570
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,107
with that weak-ass shit.
571
00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:18,808
You gotta shake your ass
572
00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:21,249
Shake your tambourine, go
and get yourself a whistle and
573
00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:24,083
Shake your tambourine, go and
get yourself a whistle and
574
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:25,952
Shake your tambourine, go
and get yourself a whistle and
575
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:27,388
Shake your tambourine
576
00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:33,755
Shake your tambourine, go
and get yourself a whistle and
577
00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:37,267
Eee! Ooh!
578
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:42,906
You got served!
579
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,788
You telling me we lost?
580
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,023
Dance them to the cliffs!
581
00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:08,793
No mercy!
582
00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:10,390
Come on, man,
can we talk about this?
583
00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:11,958
Yo, I just met
these dudes right here.
584
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:12,968
I don't even know them.
585
00:36:13,037 --> 00:36:16,336
Onward! Keep dancing, boys!
586
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:37,022
Last one in is a rotten egg!
Cannonball!
587
00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:38,254
Marco!
588
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:44,160
Polo!
589
00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:47,400
Hyah!
590
00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:53,004
We may have won the battle,
but they will win the war!
591
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,510
Hyah! What?
592
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,811
Buttmeister presents
593
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,907
Real Men of Genius.
594
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:02,509
Real men of genius!
595
00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,020
Today we salute you
596
00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:06,556
Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual.
597
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:10,025
Mr. Warmongering
Latent Homosexual!
598
00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:12,426
Wearing nothing but
leather underwear and a cape
599
00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:15,522
you charge your enemy like
an oiled-up hairless wonder.
600
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,592
Spray-on tan!
601
00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:20,034
Sure, there's danger-
602
00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:22,072
charging rhinos,
stampeding elephants
603
00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:26,098
and that cute toga-wearing guy
named Chad.
604
00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:27,474
Ooh!
605
00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,240
You only went out on one date
606
00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,541
but you'll remember it
607
00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,583
Forever, forever
608
00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:35,551
Take your daily Valtrex!
609
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:38,714
Your keen instincts tell you
to cut, slice and chop
610
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,416
every man you see.
611
00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:43,119
But enough about your career
as a hair stylist
612
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,923
let's talk war.
613
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:47,624
Ow! That curling
iron is hot!
614
00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:50,166
So this Butt's for you,
King Leonidas
615
00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,065
because when the going gets tough
616
00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:53,797
the tough go antiquing.
617
00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:58,308
Mr. Warmongering
Latent Homosexual
618
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,510
Yeah.
619
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,404
Queen Margo
620
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:06,507
we must speak.
621
00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:10,382
Loyalist, what do you want?
622
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,524
Nice tomatoes.
623
00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:18,153
Your husband needs you.
624
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,691
You must convince the council
625
00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,166
to send more troops
to support your husband.
626
00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:25,725
My husband is dead.
627
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,566
He told me to move on.
628
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,539
Besides, I'm already
registered on J Date.
629
00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:32,235
A little to the right.
630
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,709
That's it.
631
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:36,474
If Leonidas fails,
Xerxes will take over
632
00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:39,175
and you will be stripped
of your crown.
633
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:41,684
I won't be queen?
634
00:38:41,752 --> 00:38:43,845
Ow! That's too hard.
635
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:45,684
You will lose everything.
636
00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:47,747
Ow! Ooh, stop.
637
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,191
Your palace, your Mercedes
638
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,387
Hi-yah!
639
00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:53,259
Ow!
your Nintendo Wii
640
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,423
No, no, no, no, no.
641
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,590
Ow!
642
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:58,032
your vaginal regeneration surgeon
643
00:38:58,102 --> 00:38:59,364
Hi yah!
644
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:00,699
your gardener.
645
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,604
Antonio?
646
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,322
My husband needs me.
647
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:24,986
I'll do whatever it takes.
648
00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:26,222
I will set
649
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,026
the meeting with the council.
650
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,999
But in order to win their vote
651
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:32,934
you will need to get
Traitoro's support.
652
00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,336
He holds great influence
653
00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:39,171
with the council.
654
00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:43,139
There better be a happy ending.
655
00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:55,118
King Leonidas!
656
00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:56,784
Xerxes approaches.
657
00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:59,159
Xerxes.
658
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,461
He looked a lot like
that fat guy from Borat.
659
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:11,202
I am the great god-king Xerxes.
660
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:13,340
Ooh!
661
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,779
Ow, ow, ow!
662
00:40:17,848 --> 00:40:19,611
Not again!
That always happens.
663
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,443
Ow!
664
00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:26,615
Whew!
665
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,866
Damn!
666
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:46,737
Oh, s-sorry, Xerxes.
It's cool.
667
00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:48,506
It's cool, cool. I'm fine.
668
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,570
I meant to do that.
669
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,247
Oh, shit!
670
00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:54,944
I'll tell you, kid, you got balls.
671
00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:56,611
I come over here with a big army.
672
00:40:56,687 --> 00:40:58,245
We going to shish kebab your ass.
673
00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:00,984
Before this battle is over
674
00:41:01,058 --> 00:41:02,650
people will know
675
00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:04,751
that even a god-king can fall.
676
00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:07,354
Listen, Leo, I came here to talk.
677
00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:09,763
Just listen to my deal.
678
00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:13,830
Ladies!
679
00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:16,338
Hi, Xerxes.
680
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:20,073
Ah, that's probably for me.
681
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,372
Hello?
682
00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:24,038
Really?
683
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:26,082
Okay.
684
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,345
That was the banker.
685
00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:29,613
He's offering
686
00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:31,712
to buy back your briefcase
687
00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:33,882
for a weekend getaway for two
688
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:36,051
in Las Vegas, Nevada
689
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,753
at the Palms Hotel and Casino!
690
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,386
Ooh
691
00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:40,725
I've always wanted to go there!
692
00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:44,199
All you have to do
is bow down to me
693
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:47,363
and surrender Sparta.
694
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,033
Deal
695
00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:51,597
or no deal?
696
00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,601
Deal! -
Deal! Take it!
697
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,940
Take the deal!
698
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,605
You think I should? No!
699
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,841
Take the deal!
It's simple.
700
00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,144
Take the deal!
Come on!
701
00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:01,616
What about Sparta?
702
00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:02,709
Hit the button!
Come on!
703
00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:04,754
Take the deal! Take it!
704
00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:06,619
Take it!
Take the deal!
705
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:07,782
Hit the button!
706
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:10,489
Take it!
707
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:13,257
No deal!
708
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,764
Oh, great!
709
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:18,063
By the time I'm finished with you
710
00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:20,103
Sparta will be annihilated.
711
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:22,798
It will be as though
you never existed.
712
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,602
I will see to it that you are
713
00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:26,165
written out of the history books.
714
00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:30,947
Well, that's fine by me, Xerxes
715
00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:33,483
because I can't read.
716
00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:39,020
Xerxes didn't take rejection well.
717
00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:42,183
From every corner ofhis empire
718
00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:45,422
he sent his most
vicious warriors to fight.
719
00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:47,896
Yo mama's so ghetto,
when she breast-feeds
720
00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:49,933
Kool-Aid comes out!
721
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,601
Yo mama's so stupid,
she thought Tupac Shakur
722
00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:01,645
was a Jewish holiday!
723
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,512
Get her, Dilio!
724
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:14,024
Yo mama's so fat, her
pants size is, um, um, um
725
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,854
Bitch, lose some weight!
726
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:18,956
Your mama's so butch
727
00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:21,054
Rosie O'Donnell
wouldn't even date her.
728
00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:23,725
Uh-uh! No, you didn't!
No, you didn't!
729
00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:25,132
Whoa!
No, you didn't!
730
00:43:25,202 --> 00:43:28,228
Well, yo mama titties
is smaller than yours.
731
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,472
Bounce some D's on that bitch!
732
00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:36,138
Your mama's so fat,
Sir Mix-A-lot decided
733
00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:37,908
he doesn't like big butts!
734
00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:40,382
And he ain't lyin'!
Kiss that!
735
00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:43,644
Oh! Ow!
736
00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:45,188
Oh, my eyes!
737
00:43:45,255 --> 00:43:47,416
Oh! Oh!
738
00:43:47,491 --> 00:43:48,651
Walk it off.
739
00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,023
How you like that, huh?
Sit down.
740
00:43:52,096 --> 00:43:55,327
Yo, yo mama's so fat,
that when she farts
741
00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:57,959
Al Gore accuses her
of global warming, dawg.
742
00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,195
Whew!
743
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:01,601
Cranking it up!
744
00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:05,472
Yes, well, that may be the case,
but your mama's so hairy
745
00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:07,373
the only language she speaks
746
00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:09,071
is Wookiee!
747
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,410
Oh!
748
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,712
That's it!
749
00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:16,116
Well, yo mama-
750
00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:17,676
Yo ma-
751
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,016
Yes!
752
00:44:22,092 --> 00:44:23,753
Bye-bye!
753
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,419
Back to the hood!
754
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,897
Xerxes watched
as his warriors were defeated.
755
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:32,629
It sent an all-too-human chill
up his spine.
756
00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:35,638
Or perhaps that was
the Dentyne Ice
757
00:44:35,706 --> 00:44:37,401
with cool mint crystals.
758
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:48,779
Loyalist said you wanted to see me.
759
00:44:51,055 --> 00:44:52,283
That's my urine sample.
760
00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:55,989
Tastes like asparagus.
761
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,823
Leonidas needs more troops.
762
00:44:57,895 --> 00:45:02,559
Without reinforcements,
Sparta will fall and-
763
00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:13,471
I'll do anything
764
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:16,104
For my husband.
765
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,841
Anything?
766
00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:23,844
Awesome!
767
00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:25,479
I'm so getting laid!
768
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:28,024
Good-bye, virginity.
769
00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:30,356
I promise you,
you're not going to enjoy this.
770
00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:33,089
But I suffer from premature eja-
771
00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:37,128
Oh-
772
00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:38,361
Mmm.
773
00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,869
It's okay; I have crabs.
774
00:45:47,904 --> 00:45:49,963
Ooh-
775
00:46:09,598 --> 00:46:12,863
Betray your beloved Spartans-
776
00:46:16,705 --> 00:46:18,639
Nice.
777
00:46:20,075 --> 00:46:23,511
And I will give you
anything you desire.
778
00:46:23,579 --> 00:46:25,103
That's hot.
779
00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:26,977
Bow down to me.
780
00:46:29,184 --> 00:46:31,448
Bow down to the great god-king
781
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,181
Xerxes.
782
00:46:33,255 --> 00:46:34,847
I'm a Hilton.
783
00:46:34,923 --> 00:46:36,447
I don't bow.
784
00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:39,259
But I do bend over.
785
00:46:39,328 --> 00:46:41,455
Ah, good.
786
00:46:41,530 --> 00:46:44,363
There's a secret goat path
into the Hot Gates.
787
00:46:44,433 --> 00:46:47,664
You could totally use it
to defeat Leonidas.
788
00:46:47,736 --> 00:46:50,762
Ah-
789
00:46:50,839 --> 00:46:53,103
And what do you desire?
790
00:46:53,175 --> 00:46:55,336
I want my record expunged.
791
00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:58,175
Oh, and I want
that new Chanel purse.
792
00:46:59,848 --> 00:47:01,008
Thank you.
793
00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:03,813
I want throwing up to be fun.
794
00:47:03,886 --> 00:47:06,480
You got something to say,
say itI got things to do.
795
00:47:06,555 --> 00:47:08,614
What was it?
796
00:47:08,691 --> 00:47:09,988
I can't remem-
797
00:47:10,059 --> 00:47:11,788
Oh, God, geez, yeah.
798
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,657
I want to get this hump removed.
799
00:47:21,103 --> 00:47:22,365
Mmm!
800
00:47:28,510 --> 00:47:31,604
Will you please just do it? It's really
heavy and really hard to keep clean.
801
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,875
Done.
802
00:47:35,017 --> 00:47:37,611
Aah!
803
00:47:49,264 --> 00:47:51,198
As long as Xerxes doesn't find
804
00:47:51,266 --> 00:47:53,564
the secret path to the Hot Gates
805
00:47:54,937 --> 00:47:57,735
their vast numbers
won't count for shit.
806
00:47:59,341 --> 00:48:00,774
My king!
807
00:48:02,911 --> 00:48:04,845
Catch your breath.
808
00:48:04,913 --> 00:48:06,744
Vanilla blended.
809
00:48:06,815 --> 00:48:09,113
What is it, boy?
810
00:48:11,553 --> 00:48:14,021
Xerxes has found
the secret goat path
811
00:48:14,089 --> 00:48:15,181
through the Hot Gates.
812
00:48:15,257 --> 00:48:16,281
Aw, shit!
813
00:48:16,358 --> 00:48:18,656
Damn that Paris Hilton.
814
00:48:18,727 --> 00:48:20,592
I hate her.
815
00:48:20,662 --> 00:48:22,152
He's deployed thousands
of Persian soldiers
816
00:48:22,231 --> 00:48:23,493
that'll be here any minute.
817
00:48:28,937 --> 00:48:32,771
Dilio
818
00:48:32,841 --> 00:48:34,331
how bad are your injuries?
819
00:48:34,410 --> 00:48:37,641
Oh, it's, uhit's
just a scratch, my king.
820
00:48:42,151 --> 00:48:43,482
You've got no eyes.
821
00:48:43,552 --> 00:48:45,952
The gods blessed me with a spare.
822
00:48:46,021 --> 00:48:47,613
No, they haven't.
823
00:48:47,689 --> 00:48:49,418
You just had the two.
824
00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:51,425
Jeremy has the spare.
825
00:48:56,198 --> 00:48:58,723
I can still fight!
826
00:49:00,536 --> 00:49:01,468
Whoa! No!
827
00:49:01,537 --> 00:49:03,061
Dilio! Dilio!
828
00:49:03,138 --> 00:49:07,165
DiDilio! Dilio! Dilio.
829
00:49:07,242 --> 00:49:08,641
Walk with me.
830
00:49:10,312 --> 00:49:12,303
No. No. No.
831
00:49:15,551 --> 00:49:18,384
Your fate is the most important.
832
00:49:18,454 --> 00:49:23,585
You must go back to Sparta
833
00:49:23,659 --> 00:49:25,092
and tell of our tale.
834
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,321
Yes, my king.
835
00:49:27,396 --> 00:49:29,626
Any message for the queen?
836
00:49:42,444 --> 00:49:44,503
None that need be said.
837
00:49:45,914 --> 00:49:47,677
Now go, Dilio.
838
00:49:47,749 --> 00:49:50,946
Tell how 13 Spartans
fought for honor
839
00:49:51,019 --> 00:49:54,011
for glory
for freedom!
840
00:49:55,457 --> 00:49:58,017
Good luck, Dilio.
841
00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:17,670
Spartans!
842
00:50:24,953 --> 00:50:26,545
This is your final chance.
843
00:50:26,622 --> 00:50:29,716
Bow down to me or you will die.
844
00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:33,124
I bow for no man!
845
00:50:37,633 --> 00:50:39,863
Take a knee.
846
00:50:39,935 --> 00:50:41,061
No!
847
00:50:41,136 --> 00:50:43,730
Curtsey.
Enough!
848
00:50:46,408 --> 00:50:48,069
Well, your sandal is untied.
849
00:50:48,143 --> 00:50:50,703
Oh thanks very much.
850
00:50:50,779 --> 00:50:52,371
See?
Was that that difficult?
851
00:50:52,447 --> 00:50:54,347
No, wait, no!
Ah-tah-tah-tah-tah-
852
00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:56,748
No, I wasn't bowing.
No, no, no.
853
00:50:56,818 --> 00:50:58,012
I was just doing my shoe!
854
00:50:58,086 --> 00:51:00,418
No, you acknowledged me
as your god-king.
855
00:51:00,489 --> 00:51:01,353
High-five!
856
00:51:01,423 --> 00:51:04,756
Ooh.
857
00:51:04,826 --> 00:51:06,259
What?
858
00:51:08,764 --> 00:51:10,595
What-What-What the hell is so funny?
859
00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:12,429
You!
Me?
860
00:51:12,501 --> 00:51:14,196
You greet like women.
861
00:51:14,269 --> 00:51:16,294
You idiots are
wearing banana hammocks
862
00:51:16,371 --> 00:51:17,497
and you're laughing at me?
863
00:51:17,573 --> 00:51:19,063
Now you're pissing me off.
864
00:51:19,141 --> 00:51:20,369
I'm getting everybody.
865
00:51:20,442 --> 00:51:23,138
Hello. Where you at?
866
00:51:23,211 --> 00:51:24,439
I know where I'm at.
867
00:51:24,513 --> 00:51:26,276
Bring in my vast army.
868
00:51:26,348 --> 00:51:27,440
You 13
869
00:51:27,516 --> 00:51:29,040
putz are no match
870
00:51:29,117 --> 00:51:30,709
for my massive Persian army.
871
00:51:30,786 --> 00:51:32,515
They number in the millions!
872
00:51:37,726 --> 00:51:39,626
That's just a blue screen.
873
00:51:39,695 --> 00:51:41,094
Stupid.
874
00:51:41,163 --> 00:51:43,097
It's a visual effect.
875
00:51:43,165 --> 00:51:45,030
It's going to be digitally
inserted later.
876
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:48,035
And the army is quite
impressive, as you can imagine.
877
00:51:54,743 --> 00:51:56,404
Gentlemen, may I present
878
00:51:56,478 --> 00:51:58,844
Queen Margo.
879
00:52:24,439 --> 00:52:26,498
Come on, baby.
I'm gettin' a chubby.
880
00:52:28,744 --> 00:52:31,542
Boner alert. Boner alert.
881
00:52:31,613 --> 00:52:33,478
Okay, boys, make it rain!
882
00:52:33,548 --> 00:52:35,516
Do the D-A-N-C-E,
1-2-3-4 fight
883
00:52:35,584 --> 00:52:40,283
Stick to the B-E-A-T,
get ready to ignite
884
00:52:40,355 --> 00:52:43,813
You were such a P-Y-T,
catching all the light
885
00:52:43,892 --> 00:52:47,384
Just easy as A-B-C, that's how
you make it right
886
00:52:52,034 --> 00:52:54,730
Good councilmen
887
00:52:54,803 --> 00:52:56,236
I implore you.
888
00:52:56,304 --> 00:53:01,332
Your king, my dear
husband, needs your help.
889
00:53:01,410 --> 00:53:03,139
Sparta will fall
890
00:53:03,211 --> 00:53:06,510
if you don't agree
to send the rest of our army.
891
00:53:19,194 --> 00:53:21,162
Gentlemen, our only
hope for survival
892
00:53:21,229 --> 00:53:23,959
is to surrender to Xerxes
and beg for his forgiveness.
893
00:53:24,032 --> 00:53:28,230
Do not be swayed by the words
of this common prick-tease
894
00:53:28,303 --> 00:53:30,396
with crabs all up in her coochie.
895
00:53:30,472 --> 00:53:32,633
Ooh-
896
00:53:32,708 --> 00:53:34,903
Oh, no, you didn't.
897
00:53:34,976 --> 00:53:37,035
Yes. Yes, I did.
898
00:53:42,317 --> 00:53:46,083
Queen Margo unleashed
a venomous rage
899
00:53:47,989 --> 00:53:52,153
much like Tobey Maguire
in Spider-Man 3.
900
00:54:01,703 --> 00:54:03,068
I'm evil.
901
00:54:08,844 --> 00:54:09,868
Made of sand.
902
00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:21,646
Ohh!
903
00:54:26,495 --> 00:54:27,359
Oh, no.
904
00:54:29,364 --> 00:54:30,695
Ooh!
905
00:54:36,571 --> 00:54:38,266
Oh cute.
906
00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,706
Gross.
907
00:54:51,753 --> 00:54:53,812
What is it?
908
00:54:53,889 --> 00:54:55,015
Oh! Oh!
909
00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:58,025
Oh, God!
Oh! Oh, my God.
910
00:55:01,830 --> 00:55:03,491
How you like me now, Sandman?
911
00:55:03,565 --> 00:55:05,157
Oh, no.
912
00:55:07,369 --> 00:55:09,530
Dust-busting bitch! No!
913
00:55:13,642 --> 00:55:16,543
No!
914
00:55:25,921 --> 00:55:27,684
Ah-
915
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,857
Well, tickle my nipples
with a feather.
916
00:55:33,929 --> 00:55:36,523
Xerxes is in Traitoro's top five.
917
00:55:36,598 --> 00:55:38,589
Grumble, grumble, grumble-
918
00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:41,101
Traitoro was a traitor?
919
00:55:41,169 --> 00:55:43,000
Duh!
920
00:55:43,939 --> 00:55:44,997
All in favor
921
00:55:45,073 --> 00:55:47,541
of sending more troops
say aye.
922
00:55:47,609 --> 00:55:52,342
Aye! Aye! Aye!
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye-
923
00:56:15,437 --> 00:56:16,734
Spartans!
924
00:56:20,008 --> 00:56:21,441
We have you surrounded.
925
00:56:21,509 --> 00:56:23,636
Lay down your weapons!
926
00:56:23,712 --> 00:56:25,543
Come and get them!
927
00:56:25,614 --> 00:56:27,275
Formation!
928
00:56:33,755 --> 00:56:34,915
Um-
929
00:56:34,990 --> 00:56:38,426
A Spartan always protects
another man's rear.
930
00:56:43,498 --> 00:56:45,227
Adjust your sword, boy.
931
00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:46,824
It's digging into my back.
932
00:56:49,671 --> 00:56:51,002
But I'm not wearing my sword.
933
00:56:53,808 --> 00:56:55,002
Carry on then.
934
00:56:55,076 --> 00:56:56,907
My son.
935
00:56:56,978 --> 00:57:01,745
Today
you are truly a Spartan.
936
00:57:01,816 --> 00:57:02,805
Thanks, Father.
937
00:57:05,186 --> 00:57:06,153
Attack!
938
00:57:09,524 --> 00:57:11,685
Steady, Spartans!
939
00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:24,098
Remember this day, boys!
940
00:57:24,172 --> 00:57:27,369
For today is the day you die!
941
00:57:27,442 --> 00:57:30,002
Huh?
What? Huh?
942
00:57:30,078 --> 00:57:30,830
What?
943
00:57:30,845 --> 00:57:32,836
LI mean they die.
944
00:57:32,914 --> 00:57:35,712
Today's the day they die-
that's what I meant to say.
945
00:57:38,687 --> 00:57:39,779
Go!
946
00:57:54,069 --> 00:57:56,469
Oh, what a bunch of dumb shits.
947
00:57:59,474 --> 00:58:00,998
God, that smarts.
948
00:58:01,076 --> 00:58:03,909
I am gonna go Hercules on your ass!
949
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:33,997
Ghost Rider!
950
00:59:37,372 --> 00:59:39,932
You're going to hell.
951
00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:53,853
Stop, drop and roll!
952
01:00:07,135 --> 01:00:09,467
Yo!
953
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,479
No!
954
01:00:21,449 --> 01:00:23,542
Yo, Sonio.
955
01:00:25,286 --> 01:00:27,049
I'm gonna knock your block off.
956
01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:28,953
Oh, shit.
957
01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:31,990
Sonio!
958
01:00:43,905 --> 01:00:47,534
You'll pay for this, Balboa.
959
01:00:47,609 --> 01:00:48,576
Go for it.
960
01:00:54,082 --> 01:00:55,982
Adult diapers?
961
01:01:22,744 --> 01:01:28,774
Botox overdose.
962
01:01:35,857 --> 01:01:38,189
Yes!
963
01:01:39,327 --> 01:01:41,227
Yeah!
964
01:01:44,299 --> 01:01:45,425
Yeah!
965
01:01:49,938 --> 01:01:51,701
Yes!
966
01:01:55,843 --> 01:01:58,107
Xerxes!
967
01:02:07,956 --> 01:02:11,756
It's aa beautiful death.
968
01:02:14,329 --> 01:02:16,229
It's actually not that attractive.
969
01:02:41,189 --> 01:02:43,350
I'm a Barbie girl
970
01:02:43,424 --> 01:02:45,756
In the Barbie world
971
01:02:45,827 --> 01:02:48,125
Life in plastic,
it's fantastic
972
01:02:48,196 --> 01:02:50,664
Come on, Barbie, let's go party!
973
01:02:50,732 --> 01:02:52,359
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
974
01:02:52,433 --> 01:02:53,991
Come on, Barbie,
let's go party
975
01:03:18,626 --> 01:03:19,957
Shit!
976
01:03:27,435 --> 01:03:30,700
Enough of this gratuitous
video game violence!
977
01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:53,586
Waah!
978
01:03:57,799 --> 01:03:59,096
Ah-
979
01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:01,158
Aha!
980
01:04:01,235 --> 01:04:02,862
A Transformer cube!
981
01:04:11,946 --> 01:04:14,847
Okay, baby, let's transform.
982
01:04:48,783 --> 01:04:51,718
I am Xerxestron
983
01:04:51,786 --> 01:04:55,813
equipped with advanced
alien technology.
984
01:04:59,394 --> 01:05:02,557
Leave Britney alone!
985
01:05:02,630 --> 01:05:04,393
He is a god-king.
986
01:05:04,465 --> 01:05:06,558
Please-
987
01:05:13,141 --> 01:05:16,133
Leave her alone!
988
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:18,269
She's a human!
989
01:05:18,346 --> 01:05:20,746
Oh, oh, ain't that a bitch.
990
01:05:28,623 --> 01:05:31,387
Leonidas was true to his word.
991
01:05:31,459 --> 01:05:33,757
A god-king did fall.
992
01:05:33,828 --> 01:05:36,888
But unfortunately, right on them.
993
01:05:57,218 --> 01:05:59,015
III just-
994
01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:03,649
Oh-
995
01:06:05,026 --> 01:06:06,687
Ooh.
996
01:06:06,761 --> 01:06:08,285
Queen Margo.
997
01:06:08,362 --> 01:06:09,829
Yeah.
Oh.
998
01:06:33,654 --> 01:06:36,054
Leonidas and the Spartans
999
01:06:36,123 --> 01:06:38,091
died for honor
1000
01:06:38,159 --> 01:06:41,458
for glory.
1001
01:06:41,529 --> 01:06:44,896
They died a beautiful death.
1002
01:06:49,837 --> 01:06:55,070
Today we stand against
30,000 Persians.
1003
01:06:56,477 --> 01:07:00,413
But we now have 100,000 soldiers!
1004
01:07:00,481 --> 01:07:02,506
Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh!
1005
01:07:03,518 --> 01:07:04,610
To victory!
1006
01:07:13,961 --> 01:07:15,292
Ah.
1007
01:07:15,363 --> 01:07:17,797
Follow me, boys.
1008
01:07:17,865 --> 01:07:20,425
I don't know.
1009
01:07:20,501 --> 01:07:24,403
And thus,
Dilio blindly led the Spartans
1010
01:07:24,472 --> 01:07:26,463
Away from the Persians
1011
01:07:26,541 --> 01:07:29,237
To Malibu
1012
01:07:29,310 --> 01:07:33,371
just as Lindsay Lohan
was leaving rehab again.
1013
01:07:47,128 --> 01:07:49,221
At first I was afraid
1014
01:07:49,297 --> 01:07:51,390
I was petrified
1015
01:07:51,465 --> 01:07:55,401
Kept thinking I could never
live without you by my side
1016
01:07:55,469 --> 01:07:57,596
But then I spent
so many nights
1017
01:07:57,672 --> 01:07:59,663
Thinking how
you did me wrong
1018
01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:01,332
And I grew strong
1019
01:08:01,409 --> 01:08:03,673
And I learned
how to get along
1020
01:08:03,744 --> 01:08:05,405
And so you're back
1021
01:08:05,479 --> 01:08:07,208
From outer space
1022
01:08:07,281 --> 01:08:09,613
I just walked in
to find you here
1023
01:08:09,684 --> 01:08:11,743
With that sad look
upon your face
1024
01:08:11,819 --> 01:08:13,753
I should have changed
my stupid lock
1025
01:08:13,821 --> 01:08:16,016
I should have made
you leave your key
1026
01:08:16,090 --> 01:08:18,149
If I had known
for just one second
1027
01:08:18,225 --> 01:08:19,988
You'd be back to bother me
1028
01:08:20,061 --> 01:08:21,824
Go on, now go
1029
01:08:21,896 --> 01:08:23,659
Walk out the door
1030
01:08:23,731 --> 01:08:25,995
Just turn around now
1031
01:08:26,067 --> 01:08:28,592
'Cause you're
not welcome anymore
1032
01:08:28,669 --> 01:08:29,829
Weren't you the one
1033
01:08:29,904 --> 01:08:32,338
Who tried to hurt me
with good-bye?
1034
01:08:32,406 --> 01:08:34,306
Did you think I'd crumble?
1035
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:36,309
Did you think
I'd lay down and die?
1036
01:08:36,377 --> 01:08:38,311
Oh, no, not I
1037
01:08:38,379 --> 01:08:40,176
I will survive
1038
01:08:40,247 --> 01:08:43,148
Oh, as long
as I know how to love
1039
01:08:43,217 --> 01:08:45,048
I know I'll stay alive
1040
01:08:45,119 --> 01:08:46,950
I've got all my life to live
1041
01:08:47,021 --> 01:08:48,818
I've got all my love to give
1042
01:08:48,889 --> 01:08:50,618
And I'll survive
1043
01:08:50,691 --> 01:08:52,352
I will survive
1044
01:08:52,426 --> 01:08:55,190
Hey, hey
1045
01:09:07,775 --> 01:09:09,072
Whassup, dawg?!
1046
01:09:09,143 --> 01:09:11,703
Ha-ha! It took all
the strength I had
1047
01:09:11,779 --> 01:09:13,474
Not to fall apart, dawg!
1048
01:09:13,547 --> 01:09:17,506
Kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
1049
01:09:17,585 --> 01:09:19,746
And I spent,
oh, so many nights
1050
01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:22,015
Just feeling sorry for myself
1051
01:09:22,089 --> 01:09:23,522
I used to cry
1052
01:09:23,591 --> 01:09:26,253
But now I hold
my head up high
1053
01:09:26,327 --> 01:09:27,817
And you see me
1054
01:09:27,895 --> 01:09:29,362
Somebody new
1055
01:09:29,430 --> 01:09:32,558
I'm not that chained-up
little person
1056
01:09:32,633 --> 01:09:34,328
Still in love with you
1057
01:09:34,402 --> 01:09:36,666
That's Britney, bitch.
1058
01:09:38,939 --> 01:09:42,067
And so you felt
like dropping in
1059
01:09:42,143 --> 01:09:44,043
And just expect me
to be free
1060
01:09:44,111 --> 01:09:46,136
Now I'm saving all my lovin'
1061
01:09:46,213 --> 01:09:48,044
For someone who's lovin' me
1062
01:09:48,115 --> 01:09:51,380
Go, come on, now, uh!
1063
01:09:53,354 --> 01:09:55,288
Britney's in the house,
where my babies at?
1064
01:09:55,356 --> 01:09:56,948
Ah, like this
1065
01:09:57,024 --> 01:09:58,355
Go, now, go
1066
01:09:58,426 --> 01:10:00,326
Walk out the door
1067
01:10:00,394 --> 01:10:02,453
Just turn around now
1068
01:10:02,530 --> 01:10:04,930
'Cause you're
not welcome anymore
1069
01:10:04,999 --> 01:10:06,967
Weren't you the one
1070
01:10:07,034 --> 01:10:08,831
Who tried to hurt me
with good-bye?
1071
01:10:08,903 --> 01:10:10,564
Did you think I'd crumble?
1072
01:10:10,638 --> 01:10:12,731
Did you think
I'd lay down and die?
1073
01:10:12,807 --> 01:10:13,865
Oh, no, not I
1074
01:10:13,941 --> 01:10:16,774
I will survive
1075
01:10:16,844 --> 01:10:19,938
Oh, as long
as I know how to love
1076
01:10:20,014 --> 01:10:21,379
I know I'll stay alive
1077
01:10:21,449 --> 01:10:23,280
I've got all my life to live
1078
01:10:23,350 --> 01:10:25,648
I've got all my love to give
1079
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:27,813
And I'll survive
That's right, dawg!
1080
01:10:27,888 --> 01:10:29,412
I will survive
1081
01:10:29,490 --> 01:10:31,583
Hey, hey!
1082
01:10:34,028 --> 01:10:35,086
Hey, yo
1083
01:10:35,162 --> 01:10:36,595
When I wake up
moaning, yawning
1084
01:10:36,664 --> 01:10:37,926
I put up my hands
1085
01:10:37,998 --> 01:10:39,556
Thank the Lord
for what I got
1086
01:10:39,633 --> 01:10:40,827
And never stop my plans
1087
01:10:40,901 --> 01:10:42,095
Giving all for the goals
1088
01:10:42,169 --> 01:10:44,194
Got to keep it up,
never let my head drop
1089
01:10:44,271 --> 01:10:45,761
Make me a home on my own
1090
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:47,171
Better make the bed rock
1091
01:10:47,241 --> 01:10:49,801
A place for the dog, a garage,
a yard to play around
1092
01:10:49,877 --> 01:10:51,105
Kitchen for missus
1093
01:10:51,178 --> 01:10:53,043
She be fixing them biscuits
golden brown
1094
01:10:53,114 --> 01:10:55,708
Got me a shorty and some kids,
just like a family should
1095
01:10:55,783 --> 01:10:57,808
Made it through changes,
that's how I live
1096
01:10:57,885 --> 01:10:59,216
And now it's all good
1097
01:10:59,286 --> 01:11:00,617
You gonna breathe now
1098
01:11:00,688 --> 01:11:02,485
It's all how you bounce back
1099
01:11:02,556 --> 01:11:03,682
How you bounce back
1100
01:11:03,758 --> 01:11:05,316
It's all how you bounce back
1101
01:11:05,392 --> 01:11:06,586
You gonna breathe now
1102
01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:08,491
It's all how you bounce back
1103
01:11:08,562 --> 01:11:12,020
How you bounce back, how you bounce back
Hey, hey
1104
01:11:23,277 --> 01:11:24,505
You gonna breathe now
1105
01:11:24,578 --> 01:11:26,512
It's all how you bounce back
1106
01:11:26,580 --> 01:11:27,706
How you bounce back
1107
01:11:27,782 --> 01:11:29,272
It's all how you bounce back
1108
01:11:29,350 --> 01:11:30,442
You gonna breathe now
1109
01:11:30,518 --> 01:11:32,349
It's all how you bounce back
1110
01:11:32,419 --> 01:11:35,252
How you bounce back, how you bounce back
Hey, hey
1111
01:11:35,322 --> 01:11:37,654
Super-classic-play-a-listic
homie, I'm the dopest
1112
01:11:37,725 --> 01:11:39,625
If you close your eyes
and miss it
1113
01:11:39,693 --> 01:11:41,183
Ask me why I wrote this
1114
01:11:41,262 --> 01:11:43,958
I have come so very far
to make this here my home
1115
01:11:44,031 --> 01:11:47,000
So if you thinking otherwise,
I guess you thinkin' wrong
1116
01:11:47,067 --> 01:11:49,695
All it takes is all I got,
a little bit of try
1117
01:11:49,770 --> 01:11:52,466
And if you make my babies cry,
I'll bust you in your eye
1118
01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:54,269
Gonna put in work,
gonna make it happen
1119
01:11:54,341 --> 01:11:56,104
Ain't no way
you could tie me up
1120
01:11:56,177 --> 01:11:57,644
'Cause I hocus-pocus,
keep your focus
1121
01:11:57,711 --> 01:11:59,440
Then you know this,
that's what's up
1122
01:11:59,513 --> 01:12:00,844
You gonna breathe now
1123
01:12:00,915 --> 01:12:02,507
It's all how you bounce back
1124
01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:03,811
How you bounce back
1125
01:12:03,884 --> 01:12:05,442
It's all how you bounce back
1126
01:12:05,519 --> 01:12:06,679
You gonna breathe now
1127
01:12:06,754 --> 01:12:08,449
It's all how you bounce back
1128
01:12:08,522 --> 01:12:09,819
How you bounce back
1129
01:12:09,890 --> 01:12:11,915
It's all how you bounce back.
1130
01:12:33,781 --> 01:12:36,716
As the Spartans kicked major ass
1131
01:12:36,784 --> 01:12:38,752
even Leonidas believed
1132
01:12:38,819 --> 01:12:41,185
victory was theirs.
1133
01:12:41,255 --> 01:12:43,223
Victory is ours, boys!
1134
01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:44,450
Ah-ooh!
1135
01:12:45,860 --> 01:12:48,260
Let's celebrate!
1136
01:12:48,329 --> 01:12:51,196
For tonight, we dine
1137
01:12:51,265 --> 01:12:53,062
at Hooter's!
1138
01:12:53,133 --> 01:12:54,191
Hoo!
1139
01:12:59,006 --> 01:13:00,633
Eat from them
1140
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:02,300
everything!
1141
01:13:02,376 --> 01:13:03,809
And tip them
1142
01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:05,277
nothing!
1143
01:13:05,346 --> 01:13:07,246
Yeah! Yeah!
1144
01:13:07,314 --> 01:13:09,282
It's Two-fer Tuesday.
1145
01:13:09,350 --> 01:13:11,409
Yeah!
1146
01:13:11,485 --> 01:13:12,975
Come on!
No! Whoa!
1147
01:13:15,222 --> 01:13:17,417
Oh, isn't that sweet.
1148
01:13:20,194 --> 01:13:22,219
Oh! Oh-
1149
01:13:22,296 --> 01:13:24,230
OhOh-
1150
01:13:24,298 --> 01:13:25,993
That's my boy.
1151
01:13:27,301 --> 01:13:29,064
Where do you think you're going?
1152
01:13:29,136 --> 01:13:31,297
Aah!
You little pussy.
1153
01:13:33,274 --> 01:13:35,242
No! No!
1154
01:13:39,813 --> 01:13:40,677
That's it.
1155
01:13:40,748 --> 01:13:42,147
Yay.
1156
01:13:52,660 --> 01:13:56,357
If you can dodge a golf ball,
you can dodge a sword.
1157
01:13:57,264 --> 01:13:59,255
Ha! You missed.
1158
01:14:00,401 --> 01:14:02,028
Ow!
1159
01:14:02,102 --> 01:14:04,536
He can outflank us now, my king.
1160
01:14:08,309 --> 01:14:09,640
Men!
1161
01:14:14,048 --> 01:14:16,539
We are facing certain death.
1162
01:14:16,617 --> 01:14:18,676
Cherries.
1163
01:14:18,752 --> 01:14:20,617
But
1164
01:14:20,688 --> 01:14:23,452
the joke's on them,
because they don't know
1165
01:14:23,524 --> 01:14:26,823
that dying in battle
is the greatest honor
1166
01:14:26,894 --> 01:14:28,953
for any Spartan!
1167
01:14:31,532 --> 01:14:34,023
Ah-hoo.
1168
01:14:34,101 --> 01:14:37,502
God, that's a shitty plan.
1169
01:14:37,571 --> 01:14:39,869
Look, Leonidas
1170
01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:41,805
war is not the answer.
Heh-heh.
1171
01:14:42,476 --> 01:14:44,376
Trust me, I know.
1172
01:14:44,445 --> 01:14:47,005
No! War is the answer!
1173
01:14:58,325 --> 01:15:00,054
Where am I?
1174
01:15:03,497 --> 01:15:06,523
Spidey, you're fired.
1175
01:15:17,611 --> 01:15:19,738
ELLEN DeGENERES: Hi.
How are you, Leonidas?
1176
01:15:19,813 --> 01:15:21,075
Ellen.
1177
01:15:21,148 --> 01:15:22,638
Listen, I don't know
why you're so upset.
1178
01:15:22,716 --> 01:15:24,445
You look great.
You know, the cape is great.
1179
01:15:24,518 --> 01:15:25,610
Love the diaper.
1180
01:15:25,686 --> 01:15:26,812
II'd wear something very similar
1181
01:15:26,887 --> 01:15:28,047
for Portia on Friday nights.
1182
01:15:28,122 --> 01:15:29,282
We get frisky.
1183
01:15:29,356 --> 01:15:31,347
Hello, Leonidas.
1184
01:15:31,425 --> 01:15:34,053
Wow, is it hot in here?
1185
01:15:34,128 --> 01:15:37,256
Okay, Portia, Portia,
women, women, women.
1186
01:15:37,331 --> 01:15:39,060
Women, you like
women.
1187
01:15:39,133 --> 01:15:40,259
I can see by your-
1188
01:15:40,334 --> 01:15:41,892
your reaction, you're not amused.
1189
01:15:41,969 --> 01:15:44,961
It's the same reaction anyone
who went to see Mr. Wrong had.
1190
01:15:45,039 --> 01:15:47,405
Uh, let's play a game-
maybe we could play a game.
1191
01:15:47,474 --> 01:15:48,634
How about Who Sneezed?
1192
01:15:48,709 --> 01:15:49,733
It's a real easy game.
1193
01:15:49,810 --> 01:15:51,243
We close our eyes
and someone sneezes
1194
01:15:51,311 --> 01:15:52,744
and you guess who.
1195
01:15:52,813 --> 01:15:54,940
If it was you, you win'cause
obviously, you know.
1196
01:15:55,015 --> 01:15:56,039
Listen, chill out.
1197
01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,777
Let's just dance, shall we? Come on.
1198
01:15:57,851 --> 01:16:00,342
That's right. Oh, boy.
1199
01:16:00,421 --> 01:16:01,718
Okay.
1200
01:16:01,789 --> 01:16:03,120
There you go, you're
getting the hang of it.
1201
01:16:03,190 --> 01:16:05,750
You know, back and forth-
No, I can't do this!
1202
01:16:07,227 --> 01:16:08,717
Yo mama's so ugly, if she was
1203
01:16:08,796 --> 01:16:10,593
on the Spice Girls,
her name would be
1204
01:16:10,664 --> 01:16:12,996
Dookie Spice!
1205
01:16:13,067 --> 01:16:14,728
Doo-doo!
1206
01:16:14,802 --> 01:16:16,599
Leonidas.
1207
01:16:18,505 --> 01:16:20,598
You should try Scientology.
1208
01:16:20,674 --> 01:16:22,505
I'm gonna set Katie free.
1209
01:16:24,178 --> 01:16:25,167
Yes!
1210
01:16:25,245 --> 01:16:26,974
I had to buy
a million and one glitters
1211
01:16:27,047 --> 01:16:28,776
with my own money,
and I had to buy-
1212
01:16:28,849 --> 01:16:31,317
I put them on by hand, Simon
1213
01:16:31,385 --> 01:16:35,253
and my reputation is all I have,
and for you to sit here
1214
01:16:35,322 --> 01:16:37,950
telling me that
I'm not intennigent-
1215
01:16:38,025 --> 01:16:39,788
inte-
that I'm not intenni-
1216
01:16:39,860 --> 01:16:41,418
Let me start over.
Intelligent. Yeah.
1217
01:16:41,495 --> 01:16:42,655
Hang on.
Intelligent. Yeah.
1218
01:16:42,729 --> 01:16:44,594
I looked everywhere.
1219
01:16:44,665 --> 01:16:46,724
Don't you hate when you're
on an airplane, you know
1220
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,893
and the captain's, like,
If you look out the window
1221
01:16:48,969 --> 01:16:50,766
to your left, you're gonna
see another plane?
1222
01:16:50,838 --> 01:16:52,703
Am I right? See what
I'm talking about?
1223
01:16:52,773 --> 01:16:54,104
Another plane? Right?
1224
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:55,664
Don't you hate when you're
in the supermarket
1225
01:16:55,742 --> 01:16:57,107
you know, and you're in aisle three.
1226
01:16:57,177 --> 01:16:58,474
And, like, Clean up
on aisle three.
1227
01:16:58,545 --> 01:17:00,035
You know? And you're, like,
What am I doing here?
1228
01:17:00,114 --> 01:17:01,513
I'm in aisle three, huh? Right?
1229
01:17:01,582 --> 01:17:04,016
You're all my fans, right?
You all love me, right?
1230
01:17:04,084 --> 01:17:05,551
Who saw Employee of the Month?
1231
01:17:05,619 --> 01:17:07,018
Okay, that's cool.
1232
01:17:07,087 --> 01:17:08,315
Right? Yeah, what's up, Leonidas?
1233
01:17:08,388 --> 01:17:10,185
Super fingers to you.
1234
01:17:10,257 --> 01:17:11,224
No.
1235
01:17:12,726 --> 01:17:13,818
Super fingers
1236
01:17:13,894 --> 01:17:15,691
to you, Dane Cook!
1237
01:17:17,231 --> 01:17:19,722
This is a metaphor for my career.
1238
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,062
You're off my MySpace page.
1239
01:17:21,135 --> 01:17:23,103
I'm really 42.
1240
01:17:25,772 --> 01:17:27,069
Sorry, I didn't hear
what you said
1241
01:17:27,141 --> 01:17:28,438
Because
I can't understand you
1242
01:17:28,509 --> 01:17:30,204
'cause you talk like this.
1243
01:17:30,277 --> 01:17:32,575
Your mama's such
an old sloppy drunk
1244
01:17:32,646 --> 01:17:35,046
I thought she was David Hasselhoff.
1245
01:17:35,115 --> 01:17:37,140
Yeah!
1246
01:17:38,952 --> 01:17:40,385
From Knight Rider.
1247
01:17:40,454 --> 01:17:41,580
Dinaladas, do-
1248
01:17:41,655 --> 01:17:43,145
DotDingalidas, Dingalidas
1249
01:17:43,223 --> 01:17:45,157
Dingledangle, do
1250
01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:48,217
leg squats, and then
you will be a star
1251
01:17:48,295 --> 01:17:49,887
you will be a star.
1252
01:17:52,499 --> 01:17:56,663
The last episode of Sopranos
was most disappointing.
1253
01:17:56,737 --> 01:17:59,763
I mean, did Tony get whacked
or live or what?
1254
01:18:03,577 --> 01:18:05,670
What happens in Vegas
1255
01:18:05,746 --> 01:18:08,271
stays in Vegas.
1256
01:18:08,348 --> 01:18:12,682
You just-You keep doing
the thing you do
1257
01:18:12,753 --> 01:18:16,086
'cause the do is thing you do.
1258
01:18:17,457 --> 01:18:19,925
Hey, DJ, turn me out
1259
01:18:19,993 --> 01:18:22,393
You gotta keep me movin'
till the moon goes down
1260
01:18:22,462 --> 01:18:25,158
If you want to show me,
get below me
1261
01:18:25,232 --> 01:18:27,632
Shake your thing
till you don't feel lonely
1262
01:18:27,701 --> 01:18:29,601
Hey, mister, break it down
1263
01:18:29,670 --> 01:18:32,070
You're a B-Boy
that nearly hit the ground
1264
01:18:32,139 --> 01:18:34,869
You could play it real cool,
act the old school
1265
01:18:34,942 --> 01:18:37,604
Jump around until
your act is so cool
1266
01:18:47,154 --> 01:18:49,054
Clap your hands
if you're feelin' me
1267
01:18:49,122 --> 01:18:51,920
One to the two,
two to the three
1268
01:18:51,992 --> 01:18:54,187
Clap your hands
if you're in the mix
1269
01:18:54,261 --> 01:18:57,059
Four to the five,
five to the six
1270
01:19:11,345 --> 01:19:13,176
Hey, DJ, turn me out
1271
01:19:13,247 --> 01:19:15,715
You gotta keep me movin'
till the moon goes down
1272
01:19:15,782 --> 01:19:18,410
If you want to show me,
get below me
1273
01:19:18,485 --> 01:19:20,919
Shake your thing
till you don't feel lonely
1274
01:19:20,988 --> 01:19:22,922
Hey, mister, break it down
1275
01:19:22,990 --> 01:19:25,424
You're a B-Boy
that nearly hit the ground
1276
01:19:25,492 --> 01:19:28,188
You could play it real cool,
act the old school
1277
01:19:28,262 --> 01:19:30,992
Jump around until
your act is so cool.
1278
01:26:11,631 --> 01:26:13,861
When you're pushed,
killing's as easy as
1279
01:26:13,933 --> 01:26:20,000
Dancin'.
Ri
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