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This programme contains some
scenes of a sexual nature,
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some strong language and some scenes
which some viewers may find upsetting.
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It's rude to sneak up on people.
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How did you know?
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You're a walking
cloud of Lynx Africa.
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I just want to talk.
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And I want us to move on with our
lives and for you to be unhappy.
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I miss you, Pippa.
Hey, look at me...
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Just do one, Danny, you're
embarrassing yourself.
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Are Liverpool playing at home?
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Yeah. I started my day in
a pool of my own blood.
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Is that how you wanna end yours?
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I know you've been
having a shit time.
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I want to be there for you.
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I'm sure you do.
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Doors opening.
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Doors opening.
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Doors closing.
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Doors opening.
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Oh!
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One little duck, quack, quack.
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Number two.
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Number four, knock at the door.
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27, gateway to heaven.
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Get away from me!
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You can't have me.
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All new recruits,
report to registration.
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Guest arrival in three hours.
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Name. Cormac.
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Kelly.
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Sign your life away.
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Enjoy your time with Velorum.
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By joining Velorum,
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you're becoming part of
something much bigger.
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You are now part of the
world's fastest-growing,
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most ambitious cruise line.
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Experience freedom like
you've never felt before,
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all whilst gaining professional
skills in a world-class environment.
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Welcome to Velorum, where
your dreams set sail.
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My name is Karen.
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I'm staff captain on
the ship of dreams.
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This is Second Officer Beaker,
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and Third Officer Sam Rhodes.
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Right, first off,
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anyone thinking this is gonna
be one big jolly holiday
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should get to fuck now.
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This ship is a
merciless mistress.
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I say, "Jump", and
you say, "How high?"
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Officer Beaker says,
"Run", you say, "How fast?"
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A guest asks you to
build him a pillow fort,
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you say, "Duck
feather or goose?"
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Karen does not sugar-coat,
not since the diabetes.
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If you cross me, I will wipe
you out with a precision
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the likes of which you crotch
droppings have never seen.
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Welcome aboard the Sacramentum.
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The I-95.2,000 of you will
pass through here 24/7.
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Some of this lot don't
ever see the light of day.
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Hiya, I'm Lauren.
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Cormac.
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Hands out of pockets!
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Sorry, Aunt Lydia.
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The crew mess.
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We've a two-strike rule
on here for bad behaviour.
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Any nonsense, inappropriate
guest interaction,
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and you will be on a flight
home quicker than you can say...
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Little Duck's Soft Play Palace.
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The theatre.
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The Officers' Mess.
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These boys are Karen's
eyes and ears. Say hello.
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Hello.
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The promenade. One-stop
shopping and eating,
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everything you need
at your fingertips.
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Only officers and entertainment
staff with one of these
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can access this area.
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But the video said...
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Sorry? Was that a
question... Jerome?
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What about free time?
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What free time? No, you lot
will be in back-of-house roles.
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But if you impress, you might
be granted temporary access
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to some of the areas that
are usually off limits.
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Guest arrival in 30 minutes.
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It's a bit much, innit?
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Names.
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Cormac.
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And? Vivian.
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Vivian, what are you,
a 1950s housewife?
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Well, Cormac and Vivian,
nothing, and I mean nothing,
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is too much for our guests. Right,
at the end of the corridor here,
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you'll see access
to first class, OK?
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And over here...
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..our performers.
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Currently rehearsing a production
of Apocalypse Wow, Wow, Wow.
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Mr A? Mr A? Good morning.
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This is Mr Allan,
our cruise director.
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Welcome. Welcome, all of you.
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You're all going to
have the best summer.
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It's gonna be great.
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OK, guests are coming.
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Right, action stations.
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No doubt you'll
all disappoint me.
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Back to bunks, then
to assignments.
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And remember, Karen
is always watching.
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This ship is a maze.
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Guess who got their own room.
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How did you manage that?
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Luck of the draw. And
let's hope my luck holds,
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because this is one
big bang boat, baby.
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There'll be none
of that for me, ta.
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I've got my Daronte
back home. My fiance.
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Is that a mood ring?
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It was his nan's.
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Have you got anyone
back home, Cormac?
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Me? Er, no. Single.
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Sheffield's gay scene isn't
exactly flourishing, so...
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Looking for love, then?
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No. No. I mean, I'm just,
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I'm kind of focusing on
my work at the minute.
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No, I get it.
Working on yourself.
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I think I'm this way.
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Oh!
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Guests now boarding.
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♪ If you like pina coladas
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♪ And getting caught in the rain
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♪ If you're not into yoga... ♪
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Go on straight through
for me, thank you.
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This way.
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We're here for you.
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Happy to.
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Mr and Mrs Pleasance.
Welcome back, we missed you.
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How was your journey?
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To be honest, I could do with
one of those cheeky Turkish rubs.
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Not a problem.
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I want to personally
escort you to your suite
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and we'll get that
set up for you.
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Oh. Hello, Jamie. You looked
taller in your picture.
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Cormac? No. No, no, no, no, no.
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What the hell are you doing here?
This wasn't part of the plan.
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Fancied a bit of sun, didn't I?
How did you even... no, no, no,
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you have to get
off right now, OK?
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I take your place on
here, you stay at home.
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My emails couldn't
have been clearer.
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Rosie and me broke
up, all right?
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Who's Rosie?
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She was my girlfriend. We were
supposed to come on here together,
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but then she ended
it and I bailed.
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This was kind of all your
fault, to be honest, man.
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So, what, you're on
here to win her back?
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You couldn't just wait three months?
Oh, my God, you wanna spy on her.
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Hey, don't judge me.
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I'm not stealing
somebody's identity
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like the Talented Mr Whippy.
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You sold it to me. I
paid you to stay at home.
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But you can still
do your thing, man.
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Find out what happened
to your sister, um...
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Pippa. Yeah.
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Her name's Pippa.
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Is it true she...?
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That's what Velorum says,
but I know she didn't.
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And the only way of
getting to the truth
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is by investigating for myself.
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This is my one and only chance
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of finding out what
actually happened,
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whilst all the same people
are still on the ship.
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I'll just keep a low profile.
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No. Look, the only
way I can do this
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is if they don't know
who I really am, OK?
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If either of us gets caught,
that's it, I'm finished.
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Why am I explaining this to you?
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You need to leave right now.
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Come on, man. I
won't make a peep.
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Guests fully boarded, doors
closed. Departure in 30.
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It's too late.
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So, what's the plan, anyway?
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Gonna bang a few heads
together and fuck shit up?
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I was just going
to talk to people.
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Yawn.
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I want to know more about
the guy she was seeing,
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er, Danny. He was...
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Look, I need to go back.
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They might come looking, OK?
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Just please do not,
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under any circumstances,
leave this cabin.
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If someone who
knows you spots you,
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or if Rosie finds you stalking
her, what do you think she'd say?
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Do you think she might take
it the wrong way, or...?
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I can keep an eye on
her for you, all right?
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Just as long as you stay here.
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You'd do that for me?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's not like
I've got enough on my plate.
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Just text me... No, here,
I'll show you this one.
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This is us at Diggerland.
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God, she loves a JCB.
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Right. Just stay put, yeah?
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I mean it.
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All right, OK. I'm not
going anywhere, man.
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Get to work, new guy.
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Excuse me, do you know Pippa?
Pippa Walsh? No, you don't...
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No, I didn't know her. What
about her boyfriend Danny?
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Yeah, I know him.
He's the worst.
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That whole entertainers
group, they're bloodsuckers.
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But she used to work on here.
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Those theatre kids
are into drugs.
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Drugs? How do they get drugs?
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Probably from one of the mafias.
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There are a few on here.
Cliques who stick together.
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The Filipinos are top.
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Cross one and you've
crossed them all.
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Pippa, she was a piece of work.
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We call her the Mary Celeste.
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So many sailors went down on her
and nobody knows where she is.
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Out of the way.
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Argh!
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Welcome to Velorum,
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where your dreams set sail.
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Not too late to run. You
wouldn't be the first to bail.
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Seriously, go now, or
you'll never escape.
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I only came on here to
save during my gap year.
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It's been 84 years.
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Sorry.
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Didn't mean to interrupt your
moment of pain and despair.
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You gonna be all right?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll
be fine. Thank you.
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The best way out
is always through.
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And lose the blue shirt,
you don't wanna be a bloob.
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Bloob? A blue noob.
Bottom of the ladder
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when it comes to nonsensical
cruise ship subculture.
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This boat's tribal as hell.
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Oh. Game the system, bloob.
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Do you have to stand that close
to me? You've got shit breath.
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I've never been with
an Asian girl before.
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I have.
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Touch me again and I'll
drown you, dickhead.
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Oi! What's going on?
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Nothing. All good.
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Puta!
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What? You OK?
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Yeah, well, maybe she
had the right idea.
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The girl that you were asking
about, the one who jumped.
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She didn't jump.
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Let me out!
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Hello?
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Arseholes.
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Do you know, they
keep bodies in here
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when they run out of
space in the mortuary.
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Every cruise ship has one.
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If they ask us to give out
Arctic roll, we'll know why.
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What make you come on here?
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Were you not watching the video?
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I wanted to gain professional
skills in a world-class environment.
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And I needed to get as
far away as I could.
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Oh. It's fine.
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My family were more than
happy to see the back of me.
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At least they noticed you
left. What do you mean?
254
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,999
My dad doesn't know I'm on here.
255
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,279
You didn't tell him?
256
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,439
We're not really the tell
each other kind of family.
257
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,559
What about your mum?
258
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:22,039
Died when I was ten.
259
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,079
Oh. I'm sorry.
260
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,320
It's all good.
261
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,839
Danny, Danny, Danny.
262
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,360
Hola, senor.
263
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,400
Shit.
264
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,960
Bethany-May is freaking
out. She wants to leave.
265
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,319
Then let her. She's dead weight.
266
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,439
You don't trust her?
267
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:55,040
Never trust a girl with
two names and French tips.
268
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,120
You need to talk to her.
269
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,560
Can we get a selfie?
270
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,279
Don't try and stop me, Sophia!
271
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,639
Where are you going? Anywhere.
272
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,159
Where's anywhere? Anywhere
that isn't on here.
273
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,759
We're in way over our
heads and this just,
274
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,399
after what happened
with Pippa, it's not...
275
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,799
Well, it's not fun
any more, is it?
276
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,799
Why won't this close?
277
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,999
Argh!
278
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,840
I'm done. I'm sorry, Sophia.
279
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,640
I was just...
280
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,479
We've already been down here.
281
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,800
Do you ever feel like
you're being watched?
282
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,799
This is a floating prison.
283
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,999
And ironically, the most
freedom I've had in ages.
284
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,279
I think my dad thought
285
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,239
that if he could keep me
locked away from the world,
286
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,799
maybe it'll quell
my sinful desires.
287
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,719
Right. How did that
work out for him?
288
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,119
Well, I just had
to get out of there
289
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,399
and I thought that running
off to become a sailor
290
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,960
sounded like the gayest option.
291
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,079
And look at me now.
292
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,279
Smashing the cheap
labour stereotypes.
293
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,800
And there I was thinking that
I'd get to see the world.
294
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,199
"Come and play with us,
295
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,160
"forever, and ever, and ever."
296
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,240
Do you have a spare
phone charger?
297
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,280
Hungry?
298
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,720
Um, just a lot of
feelings to eat.
299
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,199
What are you looking at?
300
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,359
People Pippa was friends with.
301
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,319
Did you find matey
boy, the boyfriend?
302
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,639
I sure did.
303
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,959
What do you know about him?
304
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,519
Everything there is to know.
You know, did my research,
305
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,439
went through everyone online who
she was friends with on here.
306
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,879
Sort of all I've been doing
these past few months.
307
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,319
What, like, swotting
up and shit?
308
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,839
Yeah.
309
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,959
Yeah. You seem the type.
310
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,480
Come on, shot, shot,
shot, shots. Ready?
311
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,479
I've reached my wi-fi limit.
312
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,839
Oh, yeah, the ship's
wi-fi's always shite.
313
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,800
No, but how is it
used up already?
314
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,639
I mean, what did you do?
315
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,799
All right, look.
Rosie posted a story.
316
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,879
I was like, "No, Cormac,
don't go texting her now.
317
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,439
"Get yourself some
self-control."
318
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,639
So, I watched the Fast And Furious
series, just to get my mind off her.
319
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,879
But then that made me horny.
320
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,799
Look, I'm sorry, but you
were gone bloody ages,
321
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,759
and it's horrible
being locked down here.
322
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,079
I'm not sure I can do this, man.
323
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,879
I feel like I'm
getting cabin fever.
324
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,319
So hot and... how long did
that Wikileaks fella last?
325
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,959
It's been nine hours.
326
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,639
Three months? You
get less for murder.
327
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,279
Well, I'm hoping it won't take
that long to get to the truth.
328
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,919
Solitary confinement.
329
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,519
I feel my body shutting down or
something. Did you see her yet?
330
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,079
Who? Rosie.
331
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,640
Yes. She's fine.
332
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,959
What was she doing?
333
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,319
What? What was Rosie
doing when you saw her?
334
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,599
She was...
335
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,680
..mopping.
336
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,560
Mopping?
337
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,119
Mopping what?
338
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,279
The deck. What deck?
339
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,519
Just... all of the decks.
340
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,760
Funny, that. Because
Rosie isn't a cleaner.
341
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,880
She's a Cher tribute.
342
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,400
What the fuck are
you... Get off me!
343
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,599
She is a Cher tribute.
344
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,880
She's a Cher tribute,
you treacherous bastard!
345
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,359
Missing? It was two days before
anyone even reported her gone.
346
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,999
And because the ship's registered
to Panama for a tax dodge,
347
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,839
any crime on board has to be
investigated by their police.
348
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,719
They sent a detective
for one day.
349
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,279
You wouldn't believe the stuff
these companies get away with.
350
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,919
I mean, this is a floating
city with no police.
351
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,399
It's basically lawless.
352
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,759
Well, what did Velorum say?
353
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,079
She jumped. I know she
didn't. She wouldn't.
354
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,959
A multi-million dollar corporation
covering up negligence? Never.
355
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,920
You sound sure that
she didn't jump.
356
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,199
I mean, we tell each other
everything, you know.
357
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,919
She would have told me
if she was struggling.
358
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,880
She had this strength
like nobody I know.
359
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,079
She basically raised
me after our mum,
360
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,760
and then our dad
stopped functioning.
361
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,600
And now I've lost the
only person who knows me.
362
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,399
Everyone on here is a suspect.
363
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,799
Someone on here knows something.
364
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,599
Danny had a phone in his room.
I want to get him on his own.
365
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,719
I want to see what I
can get out of him.
366
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:30,999
I can help you. Let me help. You
can't do this on your own. No.
367
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,759
And, so far,
368
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,000
you're the only person on
here who's bearable company.
369
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,440
And I lied to you.
370
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,919
My parents don't actually
know that I'm on here either.
371
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,239
I might have maxed out
my dad's stolen cards
372
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,599
paying for travel
to get on here.
373
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,759
So, more on the run
than running away, then?
374
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,359
What I'm saying is,
you can trust me.
375
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,199
Just not with my credit card.
376
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,039
Are they not looking for you?
377
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,479
No. He's too proud
to go to the police.
378
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,839
And too embarrassed
by my very existence.
379
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,559
Thank you, Vivian,
really. But...
380
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,719
And I'm an accessory now,
aren't I? No offence,
381
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,199
you're obviously not as good
382
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,719
at this cloak and dagger
thing as you think.
383
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,960
And you need someone
to babysit Lurch.
384
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,160
Can you trust that he's not
going to blow your cover?
385
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,599
Expecting someone?
386
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,039
Just a second. Hide the phone.
387
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,520
Hang on!
388
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,359
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
389
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,680
Vivian!
390
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,360
Argh! Where are we?
391
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,599
Just let me go. Please,
please, just let me go.
392
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,319
I won't tell anyone about this.
393
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,479
Please just let me leave.
394
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,240
I won't say a word to anyone,
just let me leave, please.
395
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,239
Where is she? What
did you do with her?
396
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,959
Chill out.
397
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,759
Your mate's next door.
398
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,880
Somebody wants to meet you.
399
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,840
What is that?
400
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,840
It's a fish.
401
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,560
Time for some omega-3.
402
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,880
Go on.
403
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,119
Chill out, it's just
a rite of passage.
404
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,679
That's everyone.
405
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,560
The French boy loved it.
406
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,440
I suppose I've kissed worse.
You only had to kiss it?
407
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,759
Look at them all.
408
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:01,399
Ground down by the mindlessness
of work, made passive by...
409
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,599
Shots! Did they get you as well?
410
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,720
Up the bum. No babies!
411
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,559
I had to put her down.
412
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,839
What? The fish. You gave
it a taste for flesh.
413
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,679
Yeah, I think I might have
misunderstood the assignment
414
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,079
just a little bit.
415
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,759
No hard feelings, man.
We all had to do it.
416
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:29,999
Well, nobody's ever gone as
far as you did, you freak.
417
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,160
Come on, what are you drinking?
418
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,359
You know, it takes a special type
of person to want to work 12 hours,
419
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,599
party eight and sleep four.
420
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,719
It's worth it, though, man.
421
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,959
You get mad pussy on here, mate.
422
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,999
Oh, look, the only mad
pussy I've been near
423
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,599
is my nan's cat
with dementia, so...
424
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,719
We all go a little
mad sometimes.
425
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,599
Have we met before?
426
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,399
I don't think... No, no, see, I
definitely know you from somewhere.
427
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,400
What's your name?
428
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,839
Cormac.
429
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,559
Cormac? Kelly.
430
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,720
Cormac Kelly.
431
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,999
You know, that rings a bell.
432
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,559
That rings a bell.
And you know Hamish.
433
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,199
Hey, Hamish!
434
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,799
I was sorry to hear about
what happened with your ex.
435
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,160
Was it... Pippa?
436
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,919
Sorry, I just, I didn't mean to,
437
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:31,640
it's just, the guys in the kitchen
were talking, that's all. Sorry.
438
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,680
Yeah, I know.
439
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,919
We weren't together long.
440
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,679
Too clingy.
441
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,600
I had to pie her off.
442
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,319
Plenty more fish
in the sea, though.
443
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,200
Sorry, man, it's all
right. Couldn't resist.
444
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,759
But no, it's...
445
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,159
Pippa, it's really sad.
446
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,440
It's tragic.
447
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,680
Anyway, in a bit, you
fucking mood hoover.
448
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,160
I'm sorry, Sophia. I lost it.
449
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,200
This ship is such a mind-fuck.
450
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,440
It's all one big lie.
451
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,840
Forget it.
452
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,400
But you have to promise me
you'll keep it together.
453
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,199
You know,
454
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:37,279
the others said that you're
just a cheap Pippa substitute,
455
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,280
but I think you're really cool.
456
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,679
Sam.
457
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,839
Sophia. What are you doing?
458
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,519
Getting some air.
459
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,160
Do you have a death wish? You
know, if Karen catches you... Oh.
460
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,320
I'm writing you up.
461
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,520
We're missing the party.
462
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,039
♪ Lost track of the time,
how long have I been here?
463
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:58,480
♪ Lost track of the time, how
many tries have I failed? ♪
464
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,040
Still here?
465
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,479
Still here. Watered
down vodka cranberry?
466
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,040
Why not?
467
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,519
Woo! Woo! Is it
always like this?
468
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,559
Yeah, Velorum likes
us to let off steam.
469
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,360
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this is
a lot of steam. I'm Olly.
470
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,639
J... Er, Cormac. Cormac.
471
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,680
Nice to meet you, Cormac.
472
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,720
Rosie?
473
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,039
You're Rosie?
474
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,599
Sorry, do I know you?
475
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:51,400
No. No. I like your feathers.
476
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,519
Stay if you want.
477
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,080
I'm gonna head back.
478
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,760
Who's Pippa?
479
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,599
What?
480
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,999
You kept calling me Pippa.
481
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,079
Did I?
482
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,800
Like, twice. It was weird.
483
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,960
Who is she?
484
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,760
I thought you were leaving.
485
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,759
Hilarious, Hamish.
486
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,560
You're not my type, bruv.
487
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,000
Have you heard the joke
about the fucked up duck?
488
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,279
♪ Hey, baby
489
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,039
♪ You sure look sexy
490
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,599
♪ So sexy... ♪
491
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,239
There's this boy
celebrating his 18th
492
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,799
but his dad doesn't
have much money,
493
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:50,439
so he gives him this special lucky
duck, tells him to go have fun.
494
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:56,240
♪ I can see the
hunger in you... ♪
495
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,559
You're an accessory, remember?
496
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,719
Now, this boy's a virgin.
497
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,999
Wants to test how lucky the
duck is, so he finds an escort.
498
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,599
He says, "I can only
pay with this duck."
499
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,319
She takes the duck, they
bang, and after, she's like,
500
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,159
"Mate, that was amazing. I
can't believe you're a virgin.
501
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,159
"Can we do it again?" He says,
502
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,359
"But I don't have anything
else to give." She's like,
503
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:26,399
"No, no, please. Please, take
the duck back. I just want more."
504
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,120
So they bang some
more and it's great.
505
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,480
He gets home and his dad's like,
506
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,439
"So, how was your night, son?
507
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,880
"How was the lucky duck?"
508
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,400
The boy says...
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Help.
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♪ Only you tonight... ♪
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♪ Only you tonight
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♪ My one desire
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♪ Only you tonight... ♪
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