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怎麼這樣靜？
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小張！
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到哪兒去了？
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奇怪？
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為什麼沒有開燈呢？
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人呢？
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造反！ 來人！
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鬼呀！
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救命呀！
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祝你生日快樂！
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祝你生日快樂！
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祝你生日快樂！
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祝你生日快樂！
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老大，生日快樂，您的禮物！
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老大！
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老大，祝你今年那一百多個賭場
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天天生意興隆呀！
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老大，全市的舞小姐都歸你管！
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走私販毒的貨船都平安上岸！
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老大，我們今天送的這份神秘禮物
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你滿意吧？
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我很喜歡女人，不過，不是這一個
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我們知道你喜歡哪一個！
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那，為什麼不是那一個？
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因為那個明天要出嫁了！
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嫁給誰？
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陶仁燕，老大！
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那個過氣小生
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我叫你們趕他到好萊塢去跑龍套
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為什麼還在這兒搶我的小妞？
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宰了他！
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什麼時候宰呀？
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宰得越快越好！去！
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陶先生！
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羅先生，你好…！
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你好！
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我太太！
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您好！
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今天真熱鬧！
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陶先生，恭喜…！ 喝點東西
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請…！
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可蓮，你今天真漂亮啊！
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朋友在那邊！
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恭喜你了！
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謝謝…！
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我的侄女！
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好，謝謝！ 你好！
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恭喜…！
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你侄女長得可真漂亮！ 哪裏！
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謝謝！
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來，大家喝一杯！
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陶先生，請你簽個名！
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大明星就是大明星！
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謝謝！
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對不起…！
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阿陶！
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阿陶！
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請節哀順變
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雖然是永遠的再見
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將來天國還會見面
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對嘛，你不要太難過
主會陪伴你的
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就算主不陪你
我也會永遠陪著你的
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不能陪你，先失陪啦！
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不要難過，要節哀順變！
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夫死， 夫還在嘛！
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就是呀，你嫁給我們老大
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三生不幸，今生有幸呀！
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對呀，就當跌了一跤
撿了個大元寶
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萬一我們老大蹺辮子
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你不又多了一份遺產嗎？
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我現在鄭重的， 向你求婚
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郝可蓮小姐，你願不願意做我…
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不對，做他的妻子呀？
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你現在後悔還來得及的
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我和主都不會怪你的
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我願意！
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莊宰仁先生
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你願不願意做她丈夫？
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願意，很多人想還想不到
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老大！
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小姐，朱牧師又來看你了
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他在門口
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對…大家靠緊點，靠緊點
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大家靠緊點
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新郎、新娘別害臊，來，預備！
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阿里路亞…！
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阿里路亞…！
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阿里路亞…！
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阿里路亞…！
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阿里路亞…！
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阿里路亞…媽媽咪呀！
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別那麼心急，先把衣服掛好
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我不心急，我一點兒也不心急
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你好！
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你好！
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阿朱！
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這個膿胞，打個招呼就蹺辮子了！
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膽小鬼！
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你這支卦是六十四卦中最後的一卦
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如果求婚姻，就是下下卦
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卦中有雲 ：你生成命硬帶桃花
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小生狂呼春去也
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遺下家財千千萬萬
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孤襟獨枕度芳華
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你天生剋夫相
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但是鈔票就日日漲
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有機會做富婆
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就是沒機會做人家的老婆
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你叫什麼名字？
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郝可蓮！
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郝可蓮？
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難怪…古時候武大郎娶個潘金蓮
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美國克尼迪娶了個積琪蓮
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香港李三腳的老婆的名字
也叫做什麼蓮
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俗語說得好
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不怕命不好，就怕是起錯名呀！
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小姐呀，你還是積點陰德
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不要再嫁啦！
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省得多剋死一個老公，你相信我吧
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我信
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你已經是第七十二個
對我這麼說的相士
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謝謝啊，謝謝！
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小姐，你回來啦？
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小姐，你吃過飯沒有？
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你不能害死她
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她死了，可以來陪我們嘛！
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如果她死了，會有三大害處
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哪三大害處？
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第一！
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就是上帝不會放過你！
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不是，如果她死了，誰來供奉我們
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連元寶蠟燭都沒得吃呀！
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這第二！
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上帝放過你，我也不會放過你
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我們這兒這麼多孤魂野鬼的
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如果她死了，也下來
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我們投胎的機會就又少了一個
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這第三！
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我知道！ 別吵！
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如果她死了
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我們的遺產全給政府沒收了
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到時候連房子也拆了
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那我們的靈位擺在什麼地方？
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那她不能死！
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豈止不能死
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我們還要保佑她長命百歲
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她打扮那麼漂亮，給誰看呢？
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當然是給人看了，難道給鬼看
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那，我們不是要戴綠帽子嗎？
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既然早也戴，晚也戴
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不如選一頂合適的給自己戴
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神經病！
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自己選的帽子嘛！ 荒謬！
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這次他說得有道理
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既然可蓮天天愁眉苦臉的
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不如讓她開開心心的過日子
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我們真要戴綠帽子？
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合適的有什麼關係呀！
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那現在怎麼辦呢？
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別那麼著急，現在幾點？
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十一點了！ 已經開始了！
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我們快樂時間到了
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就是這個狂風暴雨的晚上
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天上黑漆漆的
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突然間， 閃電！
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打雷！
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雷聲過後
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阿財就感覺到四周圍陰風陣陣
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突然間，刮起了大風！
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變狂風！
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龍捲風！
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原來龍捲風沒有吹到這兒
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所以阿財想
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他今天晚上一定可以見到那個女鬼
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他一步一步
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阿財慢慢的推開了那扇門
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接著他就看見一個女鬼
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在那兒彈奏一曲哀怨的琵琶
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這哪是琵琶聲， 當我是白癡呀！
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阿財看見的，的確是個女鬼
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不過是個洋鬼子，在那兒跳新潮舞
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他道歉一聲，立刻溜出去，關門！
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他關好那門之後
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看一看，就去開另外一扇門
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這一次
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他一定可以聽到琵琶聲音了吧！
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哎呀，但是
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這不是琵琶的聲音譚冠
你在搞什麼鬼？
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糟了…現在是現場直播呀！
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關掉它，快！
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終於聽到了琵琶的聲音了
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媽呀，怎麼經理會出現呢？
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奇怪
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沒理由那個女鬼屋裏會有個
經理在的嘛！
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我想，一定出了紕漏！
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你們兩出了大紕漏
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等一會叫他們兩個人進來見我
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還好那個經理知情識趣
他走了出去
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留下他們兩個在那兒
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這麼晚了，你猜他們倆會怎麼樣呢
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他們倆想幹什麼呢？
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明天同一時間請繼續收聽老大
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這小子還真能擺呀！
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他簡直是人類中最偉大的人類！
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不如我們讓他給我們戴綠帽子吧！
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我贊成！
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我反對！
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我也反對！
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為什麼反對？
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我反對只戴綠帽子，我要他們結婚
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00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,800
經理跟你說什麼？
212
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,680
經理誇獎你
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誇獎我！
214
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,480
誇你是王八！
215
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,080
還有呀，有個三歲小孩
打電話來投訴
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那麼小，嚇死他了！
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00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,920
笑死他了！
218
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,280
那你還真衰哎！
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就差沒見鬼了！
220
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我成全他！
221
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,880
幹嘛你老糗著臉呢
222
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,600
最多我再替你想個新點子
223
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,640
你有屁點子
224
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,840
謀財害命，鬼屋沉冤之類的…
225
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,000
又是一開門就聽到琵琶聲呀？
226
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不是啦！
227
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,640
不是琵琶聲，也不是吉他聲
228
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,400
那是什麼聲？
229
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喊救命的聲音！
230
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救命呀！
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你這邊！ 我這邊！
232
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沒有啊！
233
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救命呀！
234
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,680
你怎麼會在這兒？
235
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,520
有人要殺我！
236
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,080
救命啊！
237
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我不是要殺死你們！
238
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我要殺的是他！
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對！
240
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救命啊！
241
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我要…死啦！
242
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死胖子！
243
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我是！
244
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你不要追我！
245
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知道！
246
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,720
我手裏有刀子，你沒刀子，知道嗎
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知道！
248
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,280
拿著！ 是！
249
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他把刀給我了！
250
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,280
對呀！你現在有刀子了
他沒刀子了
251
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對呀，他死定了！
252
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追他！
253
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,840
你不要走呀，我還沒死！
254
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,200
你沒死呀？ 是啊！
255
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,360
我馬上送你到醫院
256
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,320
不用去醫院，我講完兩句就死了
257
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,440
這麼快？ 時代進步了，給你！
258
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,560
給我？
259
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,760
一定要去呀？
260
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,640
鬼屋？喂
261
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:42,400
不見了，跑到哪兒去了？速去鬼屋
262
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,680
譚冠那小子有新點子，不錯！
263
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死胖子，我在這兒！
264
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你別跑！
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來呀
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你別跑！站住！
267
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,000
你往哪裏跑呀你？
268
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,040
誰說我跑不了？
269
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我走了！
270
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死胖子
271
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老闆要炒我們魷魚了，才有新點子
272
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他來了！
273
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,480
他下車啦！
274
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可蓮呢？
275
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,760
她在洗澡
276
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你怎麼知道？
277
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,960
我剛從上面下來
278
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,520
快點催她下來
279
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,720
我去叫她！
280
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,840
不是進去，是下去關總開關
281
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,800
關總開關？ 快去呀！
282
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,560
你還在玩什麼？
283
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,840
我是怕給電死呀！
284
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,520
做鬼了，還怕死，膽小鬼！
285
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,960
扮女人？
286
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,080
還站在這兒幹什麼？
287
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:49,880
你呢？
288
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,400
我有事，快去！
289
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快去呀！
290
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銀姐！
291
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有賊呀！
292
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:04,920
銀姐！銀姐！ 有賊呀！
293
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,760
銀姐！ 有賊呀！
294
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,520
銀姐！銀姐！
295
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,240
銀姐！
296
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正…點！
297
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,720
你醒了？
298
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,040
昨晚真不好意思，我把你打昏了
299
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,800
我還以為你是小偷
300
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,200
原來你是為了暗戀我
301
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,520
和仰慕我而來的
302
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,320
暗戀？
303
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,440
仰慕？
304
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,280
可是，我已經做過三次寡婦了
305
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,320
我不想再害人了
306
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,840
所以你不必寫情書給我了
307
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,080
我寫情書給你？
308
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,920
你自己看！
309
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,240
你是我的愛人女神！
310
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,240
我愛你愛到發狂！
311
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,160
發狂人，羽模倫！
312
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,440
我愛你愛到死！
313
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,360
我愛你多過愛上帝！
314
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,720
小姐，這麼肉麻的情書
我一輩子也不會寫的
315
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,160
這是不是你寫的都沒關係
316
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,480
但是，寫在你身上的
317
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,400
一定是發自你內心的
318
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,920
小姐，你不要誤會，不是我寫的
319
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,920
愛你！ 愛你！
320
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,960
那麼肉麻的愛，你還是留給別人吧
321
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:35,120
我要出去了，再見！
322
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,080
怎麼會這樣呢？
323
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,840
不是再見，是再也不見！
324
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,880
你不想見我？我偏要你見我！
325
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,280
我還要你愛我愛得發了狂
326
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,720
發了狂…！
327
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,640
我要你愛我愛得發了狂
328
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,080
發了狂…！
329
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,080
我要你愛我愛得發了狂
330
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,040
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
331
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,760
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
332
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,600
小生今晚去拍拖，只冤鬼跟住我
333
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,760
冤鬼一嬲會噴火
334
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,520
我心驚膽又破
335
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:32,720
點解撞正鬼， 皆因我講多錯多
336
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,720
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
337
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,640
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
338
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,400
早知今天有惡果， 皆因當日錯
339
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,040
小生一生最怕鬼，苦海怎渡過
340
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:55,520
點解撞正鬼， 皆因我講多錯多
341
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,720
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
342
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,240
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
343
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,760
觀音天主救世主，我幾大抓住個
344
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,520
好心福心與愛心 , 喃嘸阿彌陀
345
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:32,920
點解撞正鬼，皆因我講多錯多
346
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,600
救命啊…！
347
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,320
救命啊！
348
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,160
不用怕，我來救你！
349
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,040
救命！
350
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,480
拉呀！
351
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,600
抓緊拉！
352
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,200
我下不來啦…！
353
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,880
他們兩個去跳舞哎！
354
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,440
今天晚上要把紅線牽好
355
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,280
還不下車，下去！
356
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,320
快點嘛，笨手笨腳！
357
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,560
可蓮，你的頭髮好奇怪
358
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,320
好像那顆樹一樣
359
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,200
那個羽模倫講話真是好弊呀！
360
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,400
不是弊，是土！
361
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,040
不是土，是差勁兒！
362
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,280
他們不跳舞，不是辦法！
363
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,040
有沒有什麼辦法？
364
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,240
要他們去跳舞，我有辦法
365
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,600
跳舞？
366
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,200
來呀！
367
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,120
真是糗呀
368
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,360
比你當年想追林青霞還要糗
369
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,960
真是一代不如一代
370
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
真是太沒出息了
371
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,680
我去教訓一下下一代
372
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,800
怎麼他會跳舞哎！
373
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,240
跳慢四步，沒勁！
374
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,760
l LOVE YOu， lRENE！
375
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,920
我愛你，可蓮！
376
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,880
幹什麼？
377
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,240
這頂綠帽子，你喜不喜歡？
378
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,320
喜歡！
379
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,760
喜歡得不得了！
380
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,120
你們認為怎麼樣？
381
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,040
好！很好！
382
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:59,360
那就好好的戴著它，別讓它掉了！
383
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,440
帶你來這兒吃飯
384
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,800
讓你看看我的女朋友
385
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,520
你的女朋友沒一個漂亮的
386
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,560
很正點！
387
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,520
隨便弄個豬，戴個耳環
388
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,840
你也會說漂亮的
389
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,200
看過再說！
390
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,440
別弄髒了人家東西
391
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,720
有什麼了不起！
392
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,480
來…幫我看看！
393
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,600
真帥呀！
394
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,880
別玩了！
395
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,040
可蓮！譚冠！
396
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:52,920
沒帶來！
397
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,200
你的名字
398
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,440
他一向如此
399
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,600
因為我老爸叫譚桶，所以我叫譚冠
400
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,160
將來我有兒子呢！就叫譚盂
401
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,840
這個名字怪怪的
402
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,960
印象深刻！
403
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,360
我的管家今天不舒服，我要煮飯
404
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,040
你們先在這兒坐一會！ 好呀！
405
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,360
等等 小姐，我可不可以摸摸…
406
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,640
你的下巴？
407
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:15,880
對不起呀！
408
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,960
原諒他吧！
409
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,480
你的朋友蠻風趣的嘛
隨便坐一會啊
410
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,600
拜拜！
411
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:27,320
恭喜你呀，做兄弟的真替你高興呀
412
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,360
什麼事啊？
413
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,080
她人哪，你沒看見？正點呀！
414
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,920
咱哥倆好，我吃點虧
415
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,040
如果你不喜歡，讓給我好了！
416
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,000
好主意！
417
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:41,120
不行，你長得太高，跟她不配！
418
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,320
不配？
419
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,040
不過你要小心哦
420
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,000
我聽說她剋死了三個老公啊！
421
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,600
她已經是名滿東南亞
422
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,000
首屈一指的黑寡婦
423
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,400
我想，她的八字一定硬得不得了
424
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,200
會比我硬？
425
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,840
連你都克不死我，還怕什麼？
426
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,280
說得也是
427
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,680
不過你不必怕死
428
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,400
她剋死了這麼多老公啊！
429
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,080
她當然承受了不少的遺產了
430
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,440
只要你在遺產的繼承人上面
寫上了我的名字
431
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,560
我擔保會把你風光大葬，包君滿意
432
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,840
人家請你來吃飯，就不要胡說八道
433
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,840
你不要誤會，我吃飽了來的
434
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,680
我怕她煮的東西不好吃啊！
435
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,480
怕有毒啊？
436
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,680
說不定！
437
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,040
你看這三張照片，是她老公哎！
438
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,120
真像短命種！
439
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,240
你看像不像？
440
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,880
別連死人也損嘛！
441
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,960
怕什麼？我怕他咬我？
442
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,160
有鬼呀！ 鬼…！
443
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,080
當然是鬼啦，他們都是洋鬼子
444
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,720
這三個人如果是她老公啊
445
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,040
那她就發財羅！
446
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,680
都是大明星哎！
447
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,880
幹什麼你？
448
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,080
剛才不是這三張嘛！
449
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,080
一直都是這三張
450
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,040
怎麼變洋鬼子了？
451
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,240
沒有變！ 阿倫
452
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,040
進來幫幫忙啊！
453
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,280
快去吧，懶蛋！
454
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,240
難道有機關哪？
455
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,120
我剛才站著跟他說話
456
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,280
怎麼這麼快就…！
457
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,080
不要掉下來，下邊是椅子
458
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,080
掉下去一定蹺辮子啦！
459
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,600
不要把他嚇死了，慢慢兒整他！
460
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,680
好
461
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,280
救命啊！救命啊！
462
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,360
媽呀！
463
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,280
你怎麼啦？
464
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,120
你幹什麼？
465
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,240
我怕怕！
466
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,960
怕怕？怕什麼？
467
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,880
我剛才…！
468
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,840
剛才怎麼啦？
469
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:02,880
那張椅子！
470
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,000
椅子？
471
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,560
那張椅子擺的位置是很怪
472
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,400
很多人都看不慣我這兒的裝修
473
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,200
不是啊，那張椅子它不肯讓我坐
474
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,560
不讓你坐，你就坐沙發
475
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,080
不是啊！ 不是什麼呀？
476
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,920
我們進去！
477
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,960
你說讓我坐就行了！
478
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,760
沒關係，你坐吧！
479
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,080
坐？它肯讓我坐就好羅！
480
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,680
我勝利啦，我贏啦！
481
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:55,360
不要過來…我投降啦…
482
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,600
我不玩啦…！
483
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,960
不要過來…我投降了！
484
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,320
別過來，我走！
485
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,480
我走！
486
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,440
譚冠！譚冠！
487
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,320
譚冠！
488
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,400
阿倫 進去吃飯啦！
489
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,040
你怎麼啦？
490
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,120
我不吃飯啦！
491
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:35,960
為什麼不吃呀？
492
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,560
那張椅子不讓我吃飯！
493
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,960
椅子怎麼會不讓你吃飯呢？
494
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,080
我走了！
495
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,400
你這死胖子，給我製造機會！
496
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:06,880
小生小生我怕怕
哎唷我的媽，曖！
497
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,520
小生小生我怕怕，哎唷我的媽！
498
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,080
小生小生我怕怕！
499
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,160
你還不喝湯？
500
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
喝湯！
501
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,000
喝酒吧！
502
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,080
好！
503
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,960
這樣不行，得想想法子！
504
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,720
我想到了，看我的！
505
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,080
你真是傻蛋！
506
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,600
他們的腳那兒有那麼長
507
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,720
笨蛋！
508
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,040
我又有點子啦！
509
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,960
我掉了支湯匙
510
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,320
我掉了支叉子
511
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,640
你的手好冰哎！
512
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,880
你也是呀！
513
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,040
我們喝湯！
514
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,400
怎麼還不上？
515
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,280
拿鴿子！
516
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,720
對不起呀！
517
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,440
小心！
518
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,680
真對不起呀！
519
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,440
沒關係！
520
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,160
終於行了！
521
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,320
快親，阿倫，親！親呀！對呀！
522
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,000
用嘴親，親呀！快親…來…親
523
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,480
親啊，阿倫，來，親！
524
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,640
把握機會，親哪，親！
525
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,560
阿倫！
526
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,560
膽子大點，來，快親！
527
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,560
阿倫，快點出來嘛，我在窗口！
528
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,640
阿倫！
529
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,200
快出來嘛！
我去看看譚冠叫我幹什麼！
530
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,840
阿倫！
531
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,040
這個死胖子，破壞氣氛
我去修理他
532
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,360
阿倫！
533
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,560
什麼事呀？
534
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,480
我對不起你呀，我不夠朋友！
535
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,080
什麼事不夠朋友呀？
536
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,240
總而言之，一言難盡哪！
537
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,640
你上來吃飯再說吧！
538
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,200
我不敢上來！
539
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,640
為什麼呀？
540
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,800
反正，你要小心那張椅子
541
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,800
譚冠！
542
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,840
阿倫！
543
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,760
你過來，我替你把衣服弄乾淨！
544
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,080
好啊！
545
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,120
怎麼會這樣呢？
546
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,320
沒關係，你跟我到房裏來
我幫你補
547
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,400
好
548
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:32,520
進房？
549
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,520
我撕大點兒！
550
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,080
我們終於可以戴綠帽子啦！
551
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,000
判官！
552
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,680
你好！
553
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,440
你帶我到這兒來幹什麼？
554
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,720
來認人哪，判官
555
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,160
裏面那個傢伙就快死啦！
556
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,680
為什麼？
557
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,560
我調查得很清楚
558
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,120
裏邊那個馬子是名副其實的黑寡婦
559
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,680
哪個男人跟她在一起呀，都得死！
560
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,320
現在他們已經進了房間了
561
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,080
等一會
562
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:23,080
羽模倫如果跟那個女的
有乾柴烈火的行動
563
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,320
他就死定了！他這一蹺
我就去投胎
564
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,240
他來做孤魂野鬼，怎麼樣？
565
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,560
輪到你了嗎？
566
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,520
讓我插個隊嘛！
567
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,040
行賄？貪污！
568
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,160
不能讓他死！
569
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,440
我不收黑錢的
570
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,720
你不是收，你去撿就行了
571
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,280
地下撿到寶， 問天問地也要不到
572
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,440
小鬼！
573
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,240
我撿到的，不是收的！
574
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,640
對，我連你撿也沒看見
575
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,480
幹什麼？出去
576
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,000
再見！
577
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,400
你擺平這個
578
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,480
我們去擺平那一個
579
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,040
什麼事啊？
580
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,320
小鬼！
581
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,520
你是哪條道上的？
582
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,440
道？我剛剛到啊！
583
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:36,440
在哪兒混？
584
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,280
紅燈區！
585
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,080
市中心啊？
586
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,440
不是，高速公路！
587
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,240
在高速公路上混？
588
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,680
在那兒給車撞死的！
589
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,440
那你沒人撐腰羅？你死過沒有？
590
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,720
死過了，你也死過了！
591
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:54,600
你的褲子補好了
592
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,640
謝謝！
593
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,280
我先去洗澡！
594
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,440
你洗澡，我也去！
595
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,560
不是…我昨天洗過了！
596
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,880
不…我今天也會洗的，你先洗好了
597
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,680
他脫褲子了！
598
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:32,800
幫他穿回去！
599
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,760
你再上來！
600
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,880
上來！
601
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,880
老拉褲子不是辦法，把他嚇跑！
602
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,400
對，嚇跑他！
603
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,880
怎麼陰風陣陣？
604
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,400
嘿…！
605
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,800
嘿…嘿你的死人頭，打死你！
606
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,800
我的主呀！ 嚇死我！
607
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,800
你是誰？
608
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:34,760
你醒啦？
609
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:38,200
怎麼，你不認得我啦？我是可蓮啊
610
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:41,960
我昨天晚上…？
611
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,480
你昨天晚上昏倒了，現在剛睡醒
612
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,640
小姐，藥煮好了！
613
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,040
好了，你先把藥吃了！我去洗個臉
614
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:07,480
羽先生！ 吃藥了！
615
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,200
先放在那兒！
616
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,920
我掐死你！掐死你！
617
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:22,440
你想掐死我？就掐吧，掐啊！
618
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,240
你以為真的不敢掐你呀？我掐死你
619
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,760
沒嚇著你吧？
620
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,680
沒嚇著，不過差點嚇死！
621
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,560
我熬了碗人參茶給你喝！
622
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,680
還怕嚇不死我
623
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,280
還拿骨灰罈子來嚇我？
624
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,240
不是，那是人參茶！
625
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,200
小姐…咪咪死了！
626
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,720
咪咪死了？
627
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,720
誰是咪咪？
628
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,840
我那隻貓呀！
629
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:55,920
那隻貓！
630
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,000
是不是真的？
631
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,760
什麼，那隻貓，那隻貓死了？
632
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,360
那隻貓真的死了？
633
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,520
貓死了！
634
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,840
完了…那隻貓死了！
635
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
你再說一遍
636
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,160
那隻貓是不是真的死了？
637
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,880
完了…沒救了，完蛋了！
638
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,240
你怎麼啦？
639
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,000
你不要碰我！
640
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:17,720
幹什麼嘛？
641
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,800
我現上不是讓你嚇死，是讓你害死
642
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,720
你上哪兒去呀？
643
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:22,480
我去死！
644
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,480
你不要走嘛！
645
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,840
你當然不讓我走了
646
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,200
你想看著我毒發身亡，死在你面前
647
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,880
你在說什麼呀？
648
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,120
我什麼都沒說
我只是後悔認識了你
649
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,800
你這個害人精，黑寡婦
650
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,200
你也是！
651
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:37,760
阿倫！
652
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,640
小姐呀，你怎麼啦？我做錯了什麼
653
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,400
我只不過想出來告訴你
654
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,960
咪咪被車撞死了
655
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,840
幹嘛找我出氣？
656
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,680
快點，快！
657
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,880
感懷身世，無限唏噓
658
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,920
回想起第一任丈夫陶仁燕
659
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,240
在說我呢，聽著…
660
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:06,960
風流多情，英俊瀟灑，在誇獎我
661
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,360
可惜…
662
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:10,560
可惜什麼？
663
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,680
可惜字寫得太草，看不清楚
664
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:14,800
讓我來看！
665
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,560
可惜，生性吝嗇，一毛不拔
666
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:25,400
還是第二任丈夫莊宰仁…是我說我
667
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,480
看什麼，管閒事！
668
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,800
豪爽大方，揮金如土，誇我哎！
669
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,240
但是…
670
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,240
但是什麼？
671
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,280
字太深了，我看不懂！
672
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,880
我來幫你念
673
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:44,080
但是，動刀動槍的
就像一條老虎狗
674
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,120
老大，你好糗哦！
675
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,240
有什麼好笑？
676
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,520
念下去呀！
677
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,880
像一隻老虎狗！
678
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,080
這句念過了！
679
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:01,600
只有第三任丈夫朱班純，輪到我了
680
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,600
在說我！
681
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,920
最有愛心，逢人就愛
682
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,640
真是太瞭解我了，不過…！
683
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,200
不過什麼？
684
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,840
不過我不想再念下去！
685
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,080
念下去！
686
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:28,680
天生膽子太小，像一隻縮頭烏龜
687
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,000
直到遇見了羽模倫
688
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,040
以為可以托付終身
689
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,720
誰知又離我而去
690
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,680
實覺生無可戀，唯有一死了之！
691
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:42,840
死？
692
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:48,920
她去死？
693
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,760
不能讓她死！
694
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:50,560
那還等什麼？
695
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:51,640
走！
696
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,400
還好及時趕到！
697
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,360
喂，她醉得好厲害！
698
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,440
上車再說吧！
699
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,600
她喝醉了！
700
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,920
她這樣開車不是辦法呀！
701
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,080
不行，不行呀！
702
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,200
我來開！
703
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,360
小心點！
704
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,040
我要飛呀！
705
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,640
你會不會開車呀你？
706
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,680
我會呀！
707
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,920
你有沒有牌照啊你？
708
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,000
有啊！
709
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,120
什麼牌照？
710
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,560
牧師牌呀！
711
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,120
別…別搞，很危險呀！
712
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,800
好好開小心點…！
713
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,080
小心！
714
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:22,080
鬼呀…鬼來啦！快跑啊！
鬼來啦！
715
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,560
你做什麼你？
716
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,120
我想跟她做人工呼吸嘛！
717
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,040
你是鬼，怎麼人工呼吸呀？
718
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,440
現在怎麼辦？
719
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,280
放在地上，讓警察送她醫院
720
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:53,880
你那個是什麼病？
721
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,400
來洗胃的，他說自己吃了毒藥
722
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,560
從十二指腸一直洗到大腸頭
723
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,680
自找苦吃
724
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,240
你那個又是什麼病呀？
725
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,280
喝醉酒開車，差點撞死
726
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,960
年紀輕輕的喝醉酒開車？
727
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,880
一定是給小白臉騙啦
728
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,920
都是你們這些臭男人
729
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,680
這關我什麼事啊？
730
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:25,840
可蓮！
731
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,640
喂，晚上請吃宵夜
732
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,920
可蓮！
733
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,120
該你請客啦！
734
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,360
美得冒泡！
735
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,880
可蓮！
736
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,480
你瘋啦，這麼大聲叫
737
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,880
差點沒把我嚇死！
738
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:43,080
神經病！
739
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,120
可蓮…！
740
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,600
護士小姐，我沒事了
可以出院了吧？
741
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:55,880
你是可以出院了
742
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,760
不過，準備進神經病院吧！
743
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:58,840
對！
744
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:01,920
把病袍脫下來！
745
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,160
我差點忘了
746
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,320
可蓮…可愛的蓮
747
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,440
我可愛的蓮，可愛的蓮！
748
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,480
對不起呀小姐
749
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,480
請問羽模倫在不在裏面？
750
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:16,920
哪個羽模倫哪？
751
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,120
洗胃的那個
752
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,160
那個神經病，自個兒找！
753
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,360
真兇
754
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,280
阿倫，有沒有事啊？
755
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:27,880
我還有事，我連盲腸都洗了
756
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,920
你來得好，幫我收衣服
我去找可蓮
757
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,040
找可蓮？她害得你還不夠啊？
758
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,040
不是她害我，是我害了她
759
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,920
我害得她自殺哎，真是要命！
760
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,320
自殺？死了沒有？
761
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,120
還沒有，就在隔壁房間
762
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,600
人的緣份一到，死也死在一塊兒
763
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,760
沒時間了，走…！
764
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:44,920
你是誰？
765
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,480
我是鬼呀！
766
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,200
鬼呀！
767
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,440
你們不用害怕，我是好鬼
不是惡鬼！
768
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:52,680
你到底想幹什麼？
769
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:54,360
我是來救你的！
770
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,000
你是不是愛上那個黑寡婦郝可蓮了
771
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,000
你怎麼知道？
772
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,320
我是精靈鬼，又不是窩囊鬼
773
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,280
如果你要破她的殺氣呢
774
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,840
那你就要聽我的
775
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,280
那你想我怎麼樣？那你要他怎麼樣
776
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,320
明天你自己一個人坐船到鬼靈洲
777
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,320
找到鬼王廟，打開鬼王棺
778
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:12,640
扒開鬼王的嘴
779
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,880
把他嘴裏的鬼王珠拿出來，吞下去
780
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,240
卡不死你呢，那你就成功了！
781
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:18,360
萬一卡死了呢？
782
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,120
他卡死了，我就成功了
783
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,120
怎麼，你不敢去呀？
784
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,240
你會不會害我？
785
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:25,800
我怎麼會害你呢？
786
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,640
我是童子軍，不會亂騙人的！
童子軍？
787
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,160
當你快樂，精神振作，拍拍手！
788
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,720
當你快樂精神振作，拍拍手！
789
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,600
當你快樂，精神振作
790
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,640
高聲歌唱，高聲歡樂
791
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,040
當你快樂，精神振作，拍拍手！
792
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,720
什麼歌？
793
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:44,720
小郎隊呀！
794
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,640
小郎隊，日行一善
795
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,840
所以我怎麼會騙你呢？
是呀，我以前也是小狼隊的
796
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,520
我們的心地好善良的
797
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,680
你不用怕的哦！
798
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,120
我拚一拚！
799
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,280
你害我東奔西跑，到底在哪兒啦？
800
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,520
找到了，在二0一號房呀！
801
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:01,600
那就走吧！
802
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:03,440
你們倆搞什麼鬼呀？
803
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:05,080
他們也來了！
804
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,480
判官跟牛頭馬面
805
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:13,440
進了二0一了！
806
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,280
可蓮！ 難道她死了？
807
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,320
別衝動，他們有槍啊！
808
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:26,800
讓我們來處理！
809
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,760
判官大人，麻煩你高抬貴手
810
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,280
把她的名字押在最後一頁
811
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,120
是，我們會孝敬您的
812
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,080
孝敬什麼？
813
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,400
我們也會把錢扔在地上！ 對！
814
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,320
你上一次拿，這一次不拿
815
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,800
存心想整死我們的老婆啊？
816
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,240
誰是你們老婆？
817
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,560
躺在那兒的
818
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,080
我是要站著那個的命呀！
819
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:56,480
醫生，你怎麼啦？
820
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,200
你沒事吧？醫生，你怎麼啦？
821
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:03,280
醫生…你醒醒…！
822
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,480
王小姐！
823
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,960
帶他回去！
824
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,200
上次我們三兄弟親眼看見你收黑錢
825
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,240
想害羽模倫
826
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,080
對呀！
827
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,720
你們誤會了，那錢是我撿的！
828
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,120
不管你撿也好，搶也好！
829
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,320
總之你要害羽模倫
830
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,320
就是跟我們過不去
831
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:20,360
不怕你有槍
832
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,040
最近我有很多小鬼下來了
833
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,640
你是說羽模倫哪？
834
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,120
他的命比金鋼鑽還硬
835
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,720
我們死了幾次，他都不會死
836
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,240
那可蓮跟他…？
837
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,400
天生一對羅，兩個剛好硬碰硬！
838
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,400
那我們怎麼辦呢，老大？
839
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,280
我們怎麼辦呢？
840
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:37,960
去找羽模倫！
841
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,920
怎麼人影也不見哪？
842
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,400
一定是在床上
843
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,560
我去叫醒他，你去開燈！
844
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,160
老大，我長得好看點
845
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,320
不如我去叫醒他，你去開燈！
846
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,440
你可聰明了一次
847
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,000
鬼呀！
848
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,360
賊呀！
849
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:29,680
人哪！
850
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,800
人也怕，鬼也怕，真是膽小鬼！
851
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,120
保持笑容！
852
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,160
又是你們三個？
853
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,880
不關我的事
我不再坐你們的椅子了
854
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,640
求求你們，不要害我！
855
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,480
我們不是找你的
856
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,080
我們是來找羽模倫的
857
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,280
他在哪兒？
858
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:56,760
笑！
859
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:01,720
請問他在哪裏？
860
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,080
找他是嗎？他去了鬼靈洲
861
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,200
去露營呀？
862
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:08,280
不是
863
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:11,680
他說去找鬼王的珠子
想把它吞下去
864
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,560
什麼？他要吃鬼王的珠子？
865
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:14,720
那他不是死定了？
866
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:15,880
那還用說嗎？
867
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,640
那麼大珠子噎都噎死他了
868
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,600
明天是國定假期
869
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:21,720
明天是星期三
怎麼會是國定假期呢
870
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,120
是定給我們的假期
871
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,840
對， 明天七月十四
872
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:27,000
一年一度鬼世界開晚會呀！
873
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,720
到時候什麼鬼都出來了！
874
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,000
誰叫他去的？
875
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:30,800
一個小鬼
876
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,880
他說吞了珠可以破黑寡婦啊！
877
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:33,960
他長得什麼樣子？
878
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,560
他長得又瘦又小，滑頭滑腦的
879
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,640
不用說了，一定是那個衰鬼做的
880
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,240
阿倫這回死定了
881
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,720
是啊，那怎麼辦？
882
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,680
那怎麼辦呢？
883
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:48,640
我立刻去找那個鬼王
向他討個人情
884
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:50,880
討人情沒用，我去宰了他！
885
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,080
講打講殺不行啊，你又沒有打手
886
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,520
等我要知出馬，跟他講道
887
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:57,600
現在幾點啦？
888
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,440
五點三十分，人的時間
889
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,080
到了碼頭，天都亮了！
890
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,360
天亮了？那怎麼辦，老大？
891
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:06,480
怎麼辦呢？
892
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:10,000
找個人，拿三把雨傘，帶我們過去
893
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,000
那到底找誰呢？
894
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:14,000
他！
895
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,160
這麼快睡著了！
896
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,240
那就讓他多睡一會
897
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,520
最好讓他長眠不醒
898
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:26,600
我醒了…你們看，我精神多好！
899
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:27,880
等等！
900
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,840
我去買雨傘！
901
01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:35,880
你要記住，一邊走
一邊跟我們聯絡
902
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:43,440
我有雨傘！
903
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:45,200
我有雨傘！
904
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,440
親愛的，委屈一下
905
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,400
馬上就有車來了
906
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:06,560
先生，下雨啦！
907
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:10,600
是呀，真的下雨哎！
908
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,720
你沒毛病吧？
909
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,720
我喜歡下雨，我喜歡淋雨！
910
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,400
下雨，怎麼不打開傘呢？
911
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,360
法律規定下雨一定要把傘打開的？
912
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,680
你怎麼帶這麼多雨傘哪？
913
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:25,080
法律規定不能夠帶三把雨傘
在街上走的嗎？
914
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,880
小子，別那麼拽哦！
915
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,560
法律規定不可以拽嗎？
916
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,240
幹什麼…？
917
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:32,040
回警察局！
918
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,080
親愛的，不要怕
919
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:34,800
我們只不過是回警察局而已
920
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,520
不要怕，不要怕嘛！
921
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:45,480
先生，好猛的太陽啊！
922
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:47,560
是呀，天氣好好！
923
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,920
這麼曬，怎麼不打傘啊？
924
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,880
老兄啊，不要再整我啦
925
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:54,200
我趕時間哪！
926
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,720
以後我不敢再拽了，車啊！
927
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,040
謝謝啊！
928
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,880
老兄，等一等！ 等一等，老兄！
929
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:10,760
快一點！
930
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,600
老兄，對不起！救命的
931
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:14,280
我趕時間哪，對不起！ 快點啦！
932
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,880
那個死鬼
933
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:22,200
什麼也沒給我留下來，就這樣去了
934
01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:24,880
叫我怎麼不傷心呢？
935
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:26,960
姐，人死不能夠復生
936
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,280
再找個有錢的嫁，不就行了
937
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,680
神經病！
938
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:35,600
對不起呀！
939
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,000
親愛的！
940
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:44,320
親愛的！我坐下了哦！
941
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:51,440
都是你不好
害得我連口水都沒得喝
942
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:55,840
親愛的！親愛的！
943
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,040
親愛的！
944
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:04,960
你說什麼？
945
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,080
我不是說你呀！
946
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:18,280
我是說它！
947
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:20,160
你這個死胖子
948
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,480
我剛剛死了丈夫，你敢吃我豆腐？
949
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,440
姐，什麼事啊？
950
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:26,920
這小子吃我豆腐
951
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,400
你敢吃我姐姐豆腐？
952
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,800
我不是說她，我是跟傘說親愛的
953
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,280
你跟傘說話？
954
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,120
把你的傘給我
955
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,360
我不能給你！
956
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,280
你怎麼會跟傘親熱呢？
957
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:41,920
關你什麼事啊？
958
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,880
不給，我揍你！ 不要！
959
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,120
啊，哎呀
960
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:48,360
親愛的！
961
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:53,400
大嬸…鬼王廟怎麼走？
962
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:56,760
你要去鬼王廟？那邊…！
963
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:59,480
鬼王廟也能去？發瘋了！
964
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,400
喃無阿彌陀佛，保佑啊！
965
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:59,440
這麼多棺材，哪一副才是鬼王的呢
966
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:04,240
試試這副吧！
967
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:41,200
難道真要等到天黑才能見到鬼王？
968
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:54,440
開船
969
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,240
等一會兒老兄
970
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,400
幫幫忙讓我考慮一分鐘
971
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:01,040
不用考慮了，你上來吧
972
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:05,600
老兄，我不考慮了，你去吧
973
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,120
死肥豬，笨頭笨腦的
974
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,680
得寸進尺，有種下來單挑
975
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:49,960
早！
976
01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:59,280
時間到了，走吧…！
977
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:00,600
走啦…快點啦！
978
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:01,840
走吧！快走…！
979
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:04,480
那兒還有個沒睡醒的！
980
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:08,640
誰呀？
981
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:10,760
新來的？
982
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,800
那當然啦，不然臉色那麼好
983
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:13,920
該走啦！
984
01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:15,880
去哪兒？
985
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:18,120
今天是七月十四，去開舞會呀！
986
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:20,000
有好多元寶蠟燭吃呀！
987
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:22,080
不去行不行啊？
988
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:24,480
不去？鬼王會生氣的！
989
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:25,360
鬼王？
990
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:28,880
走吧，去晚了，就泡不到馬子了！
991
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:32,600
鬼王？
992
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:34,960
快點，快點
993
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:38,040
等了一年就等今天哪！
994
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:44,280
真開心？
995
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:45,760
快點
996
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,280
真漂亮！
997
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,320
真漂亮？！
998
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,280
洋酒我最喜歡啦！
999
01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,920
我最喜歡喝米酒
1000
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:04,600
我就是喝米酒喝死的！
1001
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:09,160
等了一年就等今天哪！
1002
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:10,360
是呀！
1003
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,920
鬼王駕到！
1004
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:27,640
鬼王今晚刻意打扮
1005
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:28,440
是啊！
1006
01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:29,640
還挺帥的！
1007
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:31,600
大家靜一靜！
1008
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:35,640
各位老鬼、小鬼、酒鬼、賭鬼
1009
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:39,520
吊死鬼、膽小鬼、餓死鬼、替死鬼
1010
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,640
總之不管你們是什麼鬼
1011
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:43,880
都要參加一年一度
1012
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:45,960
七月十四的鬼 「派對」 ！
1013
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:48,080
今年是化妝舞會
1014
01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:50,480
每個鬼都要扮成人型
1015
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:51,840
等一會兒
1016
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,600
我們還要選出一位扮得最出色的
1017
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:56,640
有獎
1018
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,160
有大獎！
1019
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,400
好主意，鬼王，有什麼獎啊？
1020
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:05,880
獎品是一副冬暖夏涼的
上等柳木棺材
1021
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:10,040
好，這個好玩！好玩！
1022
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:13,320
你蠻像人樣，有機會得獎！
1023
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,440
開玩笑！
1024
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:18,800
我看你比我更像人哪！
1025
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:21,480
這副柳木棺材，你是睡定了！
1026
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,000
我們過那邊去
1027
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:25,880
他奶奶的
1028
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:28,920
各位，請隨便玩，別客氣！
1029
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,960
他嘴裏的珠子呢？
1030
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:34,040
鬼王！
1031
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:49,960
鬼王，這件事還得求你幫幫忙啊！
1032
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:53,040
你別煩我了！
1033
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,360
你！ 對不起！
1034
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:04,760
你幹什麼呀？
1035
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:09,880
鬼王的脾氣好暴燥呀！
1036
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:10,680
當然啦
1037
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:13,040
他的心肝寶貝女兒還沒來了嘛！
1038
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,560
這鬼地方，連鬼影都沒一個
1039
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:28,240
請問你呀！
1040
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,360
哇，嗨！
1041
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:33,480
嗨！
1042
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:35,000
心肝！
1043
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:37,800
我？
1044
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:40,360
不是你，會是誰呢？上車吧！
1045
01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:41,480
上車？
1046
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,880
不行呀，我有正經事要做呀！
1047
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:49,640
正經事有什麼好做的呢？
1048
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:52,480
還是做些不正經的事好！
1049
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,880
說得對，有不正經的事做
1050
01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:56,440
還做什麼正經事啊！
1051
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,160
你怎麼這麼粗魯嘛？
1052
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:06,120
對不起呀！
1053
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:09,600
快點，遲了，我父親會生氣的
1054
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:11,400
快點嘛！
1055
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:17,280
那，我開車了，你坐穩一點
1056
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,760
這是今年最新的跑車哎！
1057
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:20,560
要不要綁安全帶？
1058
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,800
隨便你！
1059
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:43,560
這兒是？
1060
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,760
來吧，這就是大酒店哪
1061
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:46,640
我們過橋吧！
1062
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:47,560
什麼橋？
1063
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,120
奈河大橋呀！
1064
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,200
你不敢過去呀？我抱你！
1065
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,360
鬼王的女兒啊！
1066
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:06,640
你好！你好！
1067
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:07,800
我們走吧！
1068
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:13,560
鬼王的女兒又找到男朋友了
1069
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,680
這個胖子也別指望有機會投胎了
1070
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,200
小姐！
1071
01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:22,560
喂！
1072
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,040
嗨！
1073
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:26,280
你到哪兒去呀？
1074
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,120
曖什麼呀
1075
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,120
我介紹我爸爸給你認識，來呀！
1076
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:34,520
小姐，你好！ 小姐
1077
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:36,480
他可慘了
1078
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:41,000
爸爸…我今年又給你找了個新女婿
1079
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:44,440
胖子，你真有種
1080
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:45,920
居然連我的女兒也敢
1081
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,560
不是我泡她，是她泡我哎！
1082
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,760
還不是一樣的！
1083
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:52,560
你知不知道做我的女婿要有三才呀
1084
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:53,920
什麼三才呀？
1085
01:20:54,640 --> 01:21:00,160
三才者，身材、鬼材、 口才也
1086
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,800
論身材
1087
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:06,280
你和我是一樣的標準，剛剛及格
1088
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:08,360
我現在考考你的鬼才
1089
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,080
我媽說我蠢得像條豬哎！
1090
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:12,480
那跟我是一樣，我媽也這麼說我
1091
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:14,960
現在你已經過了兩關
1092
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:15,800
走啊！
1093
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:17,600
如果口才這一關也過了
1094
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,160
你就可以做我的女婿了
1095
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:20,280
我想棄權！
1096
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,640
你不用害羞嘛
1097
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:24,640
這裏都是自己人哎，不用怕的！
1098
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:28,400
我叫金魚眼過來示範給你看看
1099
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:29,720
金魚眼！
1100
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:31,640
你死定了！
1101
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,120
為什麼呢？
1102
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:34,920
我的天哪，上帝，MY GOD！
1103
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,520
為什麼偏偏選中我呢？為什麼呢？
1104
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:40,160
為什麼偏偏選中我呢？為什麼？
1105
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:45,760
那，你聽著，不怕天才，最怕鬼財
1106
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,400
女人最怕沒身材，要消災靠錢財
1107
01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:50,960
要拿綵頭，靠鬼才
有錢庸才做總裁
1108
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,320
無財秀才睡棺材
1109
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:55,480
該你啦！
1110
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:57,800
說啊怕什麼？
1111
01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:00,440
我沒有身材，我最怕睡棺材
1112
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:03,680
我要叫你奴才，不，蠢才！
不，秀才！
1113
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:04,960
我是蠢才！
1114
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:09,200
說得對，連我這鬼才都沒這本事啊
1115
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:12,440
只有你這蠢才，才有這個鬼才！
1116
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,200
你等一下！
1117
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,160
走哇
1118
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,440
各位，我現在宣佈一個好消息
1119
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:25,240
今年我找到一個天才做我的女婿
1120
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,240
好…！
1121
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:29,760
音樂！
1122
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:39,800
不是這種，DlSCO！
1123
01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:44,280
這還差不多
1124
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:50,160
跳舞，盡情的跳舞！
1125
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:09,520
來！
1126
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:36,560
你怎麼到這兒來了？
1127
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:37,600
根本沒有鬼王珠
1128
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:38,920
那童子軍他想害你！
1129
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,960
不是害我，是害你做鬼王的女婿
1130
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,680
事到如今，你還吃我的豆腐啊！
1131
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:49,600
誰叫你長得那麼英俊！
1132
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,400
別開玩笑，乘機會溜吧！
1133
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:53,840
千萬不能讓他們發現
1134
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:20,000
小白臉，怎麼我剛才沒看到你呀？
1135
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:26,920
走呀！
1136
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,280
我補好它！
1137
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:44,480
窗戶跟椅子都打得破，你們不是鬼
1138
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:50,000
你們兩個壞蛋騙我是不是？
1139
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:51,560
我要跟你們反臉！
1140
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:05,120
我要你們兩人都做我老公！
1141
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:13,600
看見你們倆，我就一肚子鬼火！
1142
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,440
給我抓起來
1143
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:41,440
我要他們兩個做我的女婿！
1144
01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:44,040
好主意，我回去告訴我媽！
1145
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:50,960
統統抓起來！
1146
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:07,560
這邊！
1147
01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:27,200
抓住他！
1148
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:30,120
過來…！
1149
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:31,400
撞死他！
1150
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:32,480
就這麼辦！
1151
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:33,600
開車！
1152
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:34,720
第一檔！
1153
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:37,000
加油！加油！
1154
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:42,040
好呀！
1155
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:47,120
鬼王都讓他給撞扁了！
1156
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:48,800
撞死他們！
1157
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:49,920
好呀！
1158
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:51,240
那邊！ 那邊！
1159
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:56,440
這次你們完蛋了！
1160
01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:01,640
別跑，抓住他…！
1161
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:24,280
雞都叫啦！
1162
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:25,080
是啊！
1163
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:25,840
我們怎麼辦呢？
1164
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:27,280
算他們兩個命大呀！
1165
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:29,120
我們回去睡覺吧！
1166
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:30,360
好，我們走吧！
1167
01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:42,520
天亮了，快跑啊！
1168
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:46,680
快跑啊…！
1169
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,600
快點…！
1170
01:28:54,600 --> 01:28:56,440
太陽出來了！
1171
01:28:57,680 --> 01:28:59,400
我投不了胎啦！
1172
01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:07,920
這次總算命大，沒讓你剋死！
1173
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,240
還好知道了可蓮不是黑寡婦
1174
01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:14,160
真是大難不死， 回去找我親愛的
1175
01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:16,040
就是這樣才可憐！
1176
01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:18,120
我丟了 「親愛的」 ！
1177
01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:20,080
你說什麼？
1178
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:21,560
那三把雨傘！
1179
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:26,200
「親愛的」 ！
1180
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:35,400
親愛的！
1181
01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:36,720
謝謝…謝謝你啦！ 幹什麼？
1182
01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:38,080
這是我的！
1183
01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:40,040
老兄，你敢綁票？
1184
01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:40,960
什麼綁票啊？
1185
01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:42,880
這三把雨傘是我的三個好兄弟
1186
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:43,880
你搶了他們
1187
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:45,360
就是把我三個好兄弟綁票！
1188
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:47,680
這三把雨傘是你的？你看！
1189
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:49,200
這麼多傘？
1190
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:50,840
我的船是專運雨傘的
1191
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:53,080
現在船沉了，整個海面上都是雨傘
1192
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:54,560
這三張雨傘是你的？
1193
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:56,560
我那邊還有一大堆在那兒曬！
1194
01:29:57,960 --> 01:29:59,120
過去看看！
1195
01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:05,000
大叔
1196
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:08,080
你有沒有看見三把會說話的雨傘？
1197
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:10,440
會說話的雨傘我這兒可沒有
1198
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:13,600
不過打不開的雨傘我這兒倒有三把
1199
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:17,560
親愛的！
1200
01:30:17,640 --> 01:30:18,840
你這死胖子
1201
01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:21,840
把我們扔到海裏，想淹死我們哪？
1202
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:24,680
我不會游泳，差點淹死我了
1203
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:25,880
還等什麼？
1204
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:28,000
還不帶我們回去喝你的喜酒！
1205
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:30,600
就這麼決定！
1206
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:43,440
踢嘛，你們好笨喲！
1207
01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:44,480
踢，快踢
1208
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,240
叫他們不要那麼吵嘛！
1209
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:51,000
真差勁，來，你的！
1210
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:57,200
你們這群死鬼，吵死人了
1211
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:58,360
真不通情理
1212
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:00,920
別吵了，再吵不讓你們玩了！
1213
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:04,480
不要理他，我們猜拳
1214
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,920
剪刀！石頭！ 布！
1215
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:08,440
我已經叫他們不要吵了！
1216
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:10,880
踢過來呀！
1217
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,560
踢過來！
1218
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:16,360
快點！這邊
1219
01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:19,000
給你！
1220
01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:23,120
死啦？
1221
01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,160
還沒死…！
1222
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:25,760
不是你呀，是羽模倫呀！
1223
01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:50,600
正點哪！
1224
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,960
小胖子，我也要！
1225
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:01,840
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
1226
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:05,840
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
1227
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:09,480
小生今晚去拍拖，只冤鬼跟住我
1228
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:13,200
冤鬼一嬲會噴火，我心驚膽又破
1229
01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:18,520
點解撞正鬼， 皆因我講多錯多
1230
01:32:21,360 --> 01:32:24,680
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
1231
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:28,440
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
1232
01:32:28,480 --> 01:32:32,160
早知今天有惡果， 皆因當日錯
1233
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:35,880
小生一生最怕鬼，苦海怎渡過
1234
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:41,880
點解撞正鬼， 皆因我講多錯多
1235
01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:02,400
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
1236
01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:05,960
小生小生怕怕羅，哎吔哎吔喲
1237
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,000
觀音、天主、救世者
1238
01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:09,840
我幾大抓住個！
1239
01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:13,360
好心、福心與愛心，喃嘸阿彌陀！
1240
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:18,840
點解撞正鬼， 皆因我講多錯多！
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