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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ And spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy ♪
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I never realized there
were so many colleges.
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How do you make up
your mind where to go?
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Depends on what you want.
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Right.
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If you wanna catch a rich
guy, you go to Harvard.
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If you wanna catch a
tall guy, you go to UCLA.
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If you wanna catch a guy
who doesn't smoke or drink,
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go to Brigham Young.
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You're a big help.
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Look, what's the
big rush, anyway?
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Well, it's either this or,
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or help Mom with dinner.
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I'm just glad you realize
the value of an education.
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That you wanna go to school.
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Oh, Mom, I don't know anybody
who doesn't wanna go to school.
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No one's that dumb.
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Hi. Guess what?
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I decided to drop out of school.
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Well, maybe one.
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Okay, honey, what's
this about dropping out?
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Did you flunk a test?
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No. I've been thinking
about it for a long time.
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I just don't see a need
to go to school anymore.
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Why not? It's a
big waste of time.
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Danny, I'm trying to have
an open mind about this,
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but you're going to have
to be a little more explicit.
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Okay. I was sitting in History
and the teacher told us,
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"In 1739, England and France
fought the war of Jenkins' Ear."
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War of Jenkin's Ear?
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Yeah. And for that
you're paying taxes.
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I suddenly realized, "Who
needs it?" I had to get out.
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So, you're dropping out
because you don't like History?
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That's not all I don't like.
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I don't like Spanish,
I don't like Algebra
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and I hate woodshop.
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Mom, I wanna be a songwriter.
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I've got talent. I'm
wasting my time in school.
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You're not wasting your time.
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Look, Mom, I already
know how to read and write.
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And I'm up to Jenkin's
Ear with history.
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You think that'll
make me any money?
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Danny, I'm not going to sit here
all afternoon and argue with you.
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You're going back to
school and that's that.
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You can lead a horse to water
but you can't make him drink.
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No. But you can take away
the horse's television set
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and his record player and
just about everything else
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and he may decide
to think it over.
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Miss Farrow?
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Huh? May I help you?
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Yes.
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I'd like to talk to you for a
moment about my son Danny.
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Danny Partridge.
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How did you know?
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Certain student's
names keep popping up.
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I'll get his file.
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Hmm, looks like he's been busy.
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Well, let's just say
he has an active mind.
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Hmm, last fall, he led the
cafeteria strike to reinstate tacos.
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In November, he put a tape
recorder in the girls' locker room.
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And in December, he ran Herby
Twichill's shorts up the flagpole.
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No, Carl Bender's shorts.
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And Herby got the
king snake in his locker.
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Miss Farrow, I'm afraid it's
a little more serious this time.
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Oh?
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He wants to drop out of school.
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Really?
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Well, I wouldn't
worry about that.
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I mean, he can't drop
out at his age. It's illegal.
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Well, I know that, but the
problem is he wants to drop out.
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And he won't be trying in his
classes if he isn't motivated.
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"Why do I need
History and Algebra
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"when I can already
read and write?"
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You've heard all of this before.
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All the time.
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At this age, they
think they know it all.
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Amen. What do we do?
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Well, Mrs. Partridge,
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Danny is bright and imaginative,
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and kids like that need
to be handled with care.
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I agree. What do we do?
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Let him drop out. What?
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We can't really
let him drop out,
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but we can let him think he has.
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Well, how will that help?
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By keeping him away from it for a
short time, he'll soon become bored,
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and he'll start
to feel left out.
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And then he'll want to
come back on his own?
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Especially if you make
him set a goal for his life.
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He'll soon find out he can't realize
that goal without an education.
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It might be a good idea.
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It works nine times out of ten.
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That's the problem. What?
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Danny is always the 10th.
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♪ Oh, no, not my baby ♪ Oh, no
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♪ Oh, no, not my sweet baby ♪
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Well, that was very good.
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Kids, I have a little
announcement to make.
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As you all know,
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Danny feels it best that
he drops out of school.
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Best for who, him or school?
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And after careful consideration,
I've decided to let him do it.
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You have? You're kidding.
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You're gonna let him
get away with that?
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Danny, there's one
important condition.
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You have to set a
goal and work toward it.
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Mom, I already have a goal.
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I want to be a songwriter.
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Tomorrow morning,
you start writing songs.
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You guys get cracking
with your homework.
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I've got songs to write.
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Take out the trash.
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Me? Touch trash with
these talented fingers?
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If you can write
it, you can touch it.
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Mom, do you know
what you're doing?
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Do you realize what you've
turned loose on the world?
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Look, Danny has to
want to go back to school.
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It will only be a matter of time
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before he realizes how
much he misses and needs it,
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and then he'll go
back on his own.
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Mom. Yes?
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Are we talking about the
same Danny Partridge?
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Well, that's it for today.
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That's it?
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Yeah, I'm bushed.
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After 12 minutes of
work, you're bushed?
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Well, I'm in a dry period.
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I'm waiting for an inspiration.
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You want to play
some backgammon?
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I'm going shopping.
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Well, maybe it's just as good.
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It's hard to concentrate with
your mom hanging around.
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You know, I've got the feeling
something's gonna hit me any second.
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Did you say anything?
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Not me. See you later.
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Hi, guys. How was school today?
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Oh, weren't you there?
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No, I don't go to
school anymore.
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I'm working for a living now.
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Oh, tough. Boy, you sure
missed something today.
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Coach showed some
sex-education movies.
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Hi, slaves.
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Hi, Danny. Hey, where were
you today, in the principal's office?
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No, I've decided not to
go to school anymore.
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You dropped out?
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Let's just say, I've finished my
education and started my career.
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They kicked you out?
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No, of course not. I'm
a working man now.
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No kidding? Hey,
can I have your locker?
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Can I have your
seat next to Trudy?
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Take anything you want.
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I'm out in the world
where the action is.
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I'll take that. Hey, thanks.
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You know, I was just
thinking the other day.
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You know, the other
day... Where you going?
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We've got basketball practice.
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Hey, there's Trudy. See you.
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Thanks for picking up the tab.
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Reuben, why is it you always manage
to drop by when I bake an apple pie?
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He gives me a dime to phone him.
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Tattletale.
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Danny, you haven't said
much about your day.
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Yes, uh, how is the budding
Paul McCartney doing?
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Moving right along.
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Oh? Well, tell us about it.
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I wouldn't want you
to eat your heart out.
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What did you do all day?
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I spent some time on the
phone getting some information.
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And on my coffee break,
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I went down to the taco stand
to see some of the old gang.
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Have they aged much?
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Very funny.
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What did they think about
your not being in school?
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Talk about jealous.
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What did they say?
It's not what they said.
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You could just tell they
were green with envy.
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Anybody want to play cribbage?
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How many songs
did you write, Danny?
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It's not the quantity.
It's the quality.
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Both of which add up to zero.
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All right, that's enough.
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Reuben, why don't we have
our coffee in the kitchen?
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Sure. Excuse me.
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Chess, anyone?
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I've got homework.
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Gin rummy?
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Some of us still have
a few things to learn.
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How long is this dropout
nonsense gonna go on?
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As far as I'm concerned,
not much longer.
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But I agreed with his
psychologist to try it,
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so I'm trying it.
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Well, I think I would be tempted
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to try a little
old-fashioned persuasion.
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I know.
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But the idea is for
him to want to go back,
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to realize he
needs an education.
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Wait a minute. You're
coming into my office tomorrow
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to sign contracts with
Claude Tubbles, aren't you?
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Yes. Why?
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You know who he is?
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Yes, he owns the hotel
where we're gonna sing.
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More than that. He owns
three or four of them.
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The guy is a millionaire,
a financial wizard.
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He's got a doctorate in
business administration.
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Now, if we could sort of
introduce Danny to him,
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and they should
get to talking...
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Danny would realize the
value of finishing his education.
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Right, if anyone
can impress Danny,
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it's a guy with
a million dollars.
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Okay, Shirley, I think
you'll find these all in order.
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Unless, of course,
you don't trust me
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after all these years
of faithful service.
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In which case, you
may read the fine print.
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Well, I wasn't going
to. Now, maybe, I will.
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Yeah?
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Oh, good. Send him
right in. He's here.
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How long is this gonna take?
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Sitting in your
office is a bore.
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Hello, Reuben.
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Mr. Tubbles, nice to see you.
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Same to you.
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Claude Tubbles, this
is Shirley Partridge.
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How do you do?
Pleased to meet you.
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Thank you, Mrs. Partridge.
Pleasure to meet you.
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And her son Danny.
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Hi, there, Danny. How you doing?
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Fine, sir. Good.
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Mr. Tubbles owns the hotel
you're gonna be singing in, Danny.
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Really?
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Mmm-hmm. Plus three
others, a couple of theaters,
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a TV station and a
chain of restaurants.
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Wow.
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You make it sound like
some kind of a testimonial.
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You should be very proud.
That's quite a success story.
248
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:55,005
Well, it just goes to show
what a good education can do.
249
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:59,743
Well, that lets me out. I never
got beyond the sixth grade.
250
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,280
You didn't? No.
251
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,981
No, I quit school.
252
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,717
I guess I was maybe a little
younger than you are now.
253
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,188
But you do have
a doctor's degree.
254
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,957
Oh, that. Yeah, well, that
was an honorary degree.
255
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:16,260
The university gave it to
me when I built them a library.
256
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:24,835
Mr. Tubbles, it is a pleasure to
meet you. You're my kind of people.
257
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:40,351
You know what my problem
was? I set my sights too low.
258
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,453
I had the wrong goal in mind.
259
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,682
I've been thinking songwriter
260
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,756
when I should have
been thinking millionaire.
261
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,493
That's my goal,
riches, fame, power.
262
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,395
If you don't mind, I
have my own goal.
263
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,698
I just want to pass my
psych test tomorrow.
264
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,200
You just don't grasp
the magnitude of it.
265
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,768
I'm trying,
266
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,138
but I guess you're just too
much of a genius for me, Danny.
267
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:04,475
I'll understand next year
when I take Abnormal Psych.
268
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,346
Let's not bite the hand
that may be feeding you.
269
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,148
I think I'll become
a stockbroker.
270
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,451
Hey, that's a good idea.
I got a hot tip for you.
271
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,053
Get out.
272
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,354
Get out.
273
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,757
I want you to
remember something.
274
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,694
When I'm up there at the top and you're
still struggling down here at the bottom,
275
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,797
there will be a hand
reaching down to guide you.
276
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,008
Hi. How many words
can you type a minute?
277
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,543
I don't know. Why?
278
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,777
I was just thinking.
279
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,590
One of these days, I'm
gonna need a secretary,
280
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,181
and I thought I might as
well keep it in the family.
281
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,584
Secretary for what,
a paper route?
282
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,119
Here are your shoes.
283
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,190
You made him shine your shoes?
284
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,825
No, I'm paying him for it.
285
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,827
Two shares of stock
in my first company.
286
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,430
Danny says I have
a piece of the rock.
287
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,776
Okay, what's this all about?
288
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,811
We just want to have
a little talk with you.
289
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,412
About one of your children.
290
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,948
I wonder which one.
291
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,282
The big typhoon.
292
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,483
You mean, "Tycoon."
293
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,851
Typhoon is a big wind.
294
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,187
I know what I said.
295
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,089
Mom, he's getting on our nerves.
296
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,725
To put it mildly. He woke
me up at 3:00 in the morning.
297
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:31,629
He was worried about the
income tax on his first million.
298
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:32,964
I know.
299
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,498
I've talked to the psychologist,
300
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,835
and we've decided it's time
we brought him down to earth.
301
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,503
If he wants to be
a big businessman,
302
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,106
he's gonna have to go to work.
303
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,441
But what can he do
besides odd jobs?
304
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,144
Nothing. That's what
he has to find out.
305
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,616
Work?
306
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:55,686
From what I can surmise, that's
how most millionaires get started.
307
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,054
Yeah, but I am working.
308
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,924
Up here, I'm
compiling my portfolio.
309
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,159
Danny, playtime is over.
310
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,161
It's either school or work.
311
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,398
All right, let me
see the want ads.
312
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:16,073
Here's one, $30,000 a
year. Nuclear physicist.
313
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:21,478
"Submit resume. 10 years
experience. PhDs only need apply."
314
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,616
Well, that's not my bag anyway.
315
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,451
Speaking of bags,
here's one you might like.
316
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,253
"Box boy, $2 an hour."
317
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,823
Box boy? Mom, I
want to own the store.
318
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,626
Danny, I've had
about enough of this.
319
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,395
You either go to
school or go to work.
320
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,464
Get it? Got it.
321
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,008
Box boy.
322
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,678
"Is your company
ready for success?
323
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,847
"Energetic, top-management,
executive-type available.
324
00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,117
"Blue-chip concerns only.
Contact Daniel R. Partridge."
325
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,351
Can you believe that?
326
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,054
I'm beginning to
believe anything.
327
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,655
What are you gonna do about it?
328
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,957
This is one time I'm
gonna let him hang himself.
329
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,731
Well, hi.
330
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,066
Hi.
331
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,901
Any calls today?
332
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,669
Yeah, well, I had one offer.
333
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,271
In the product-packaging field.
334
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,472
Box boy.
335
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,516
Hi, Mom. Guess what.
336
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,745
I've decided to drop out of
college and join the Navy.
337
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,353
Be sure to write.
338
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,031
It looks like your little
plan's working, huh?
339
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,826
He did get two replies.
340
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,271
You're kidding.
What did they say?
341
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,296
Plenty. When they
found out he was 13.
342
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,799
He even mentioned
school once or twice today.
343
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,935
Why didn't I think
of him before?
344
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,436
Who?
345
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,571
Claude Tubbles, the
self-made millionaire.
346
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,418
He would understand
what I was trying to do.
347
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,408
We're kindred spirits.
348
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,277
So what?
349
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,224
I called his office and made an
appointment to see him tomorrow.
350
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,415
He said he would be
glad to discuss my career.
351
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:09,486
Boy, I'm on my way
to fame and fortune.
352
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,389
Mom, will you lend me
bus fare to get there?
353
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:18,262
Oh, I should say about
a half a million barrels.
354
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:23,167
All right. Yes, and,
uh... Come in, Danny.
355
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,601
I understand.
356
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,750
Call the airport and get
me a reservation for London
357
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:30,241
and cancel my appointment
with the governor.
358
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,009
Thank you, Miss Gilligan.
359
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,577
Sit down.
360
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,380
Good morning, Danny.
361
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,115
How do you do, sir?
362
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,486
What can I do for you, sir?
363
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:46,757
Well, ever since I met you,
you've been sort of my idol.
364
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,926
Oh, you don't say.
365
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,296
As a matter of fact, I've been
thinking of following in your footsteps.
366
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,334
Thank you. That's a
very nice compliment.
367
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,003
We already have a lot in common.
368
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,104
Huh?
369
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,906
We both dropped out of school.
370
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,508
You dropped out of school?
371
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,344
Yes, sir. Of course, I went
three more years than you did,
372
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,280
but don't hold that against me.
373
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:12,216
I just didn't wise up
as fast as you did.
374
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,450
I see.
375
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,353
Well, I know you're very busy,
376
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,255
so I just came here
to discuss a job.
377
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,925
Wherever you think I
might fit in your organization.
378
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,492
Oh?
379
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,594
Uh, Danny... Oh, don't worry.
380
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,731
I don't expect to get to the
top for two or three years.
381
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,599
But I'm a good worker.
382
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,137
Danny, I...
383
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,239
I don't quite know
how to tell you this,
384
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:39,609
but the way you're going,
you're never gonna get to the top.
385
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,745
Why not?
386
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,148
You just don't
have the education.
387
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,485
But neither do you.
388
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,554
Huh? Oh.
389
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,190
Oh, I see what you mean.
390
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,293
And do you know if I
had to come in here today,
391
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,395
to my own firm
and apply for a job,
392
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,865
they would throw me
right out on my ear?
393
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,968
But why? You're a
very intelligent man.
394
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,504
Yes, intelligent enough
to surround myself
395
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,741
with well-educated,
well-informed personnel.
396
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:14,845
People who know
their jobs, not dropouts.
397
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,781
But I'd work hard.
398
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,784
All right. Work hard
at going to school.
399
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,019
Then come back and see me.
400
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,089
Maybe you'll have
something I can use.
401
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:28,625
Yes, sir. It's just that I
had all these dreams.
402
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,297
There's nothing wrong
with dreams, Danny.
403
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,700
Hang on to your dreams.
404
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,636
They'll be worth more
when you're worth more.
405
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,143
Mr. Tubbles?
406
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,311
Yes?
407
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,980
Did my mom call you?
408
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:52,582
No. No, she didn't.
409
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,420
But I wouldn't need
your mother to tell me
410
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:59,924
a lot of the things that I
had to learn the hard way.
411
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:15,907
Hi.
412
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,375
Hi.
413
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,277
Did you see Mr. Tubbles?
414
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,412
Yeah.
415
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,150
Well, do you mind if I
ask what happened?
416
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,954
He offered me a job.
417
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,721
After I finish school.
418
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,825
Oh.
419
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:38,329
He said if you don't go
to school, you're nothing.
420
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,098
And he's right. I'm nothing.
421
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,367
Danny Partridge, nothing.
422
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:48,205
Danny, that isn't true.
423
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,674
You're a fine young man
who had a lesson to learn.
424
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:54,078
That's all. It
happens to all of us.
425
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,214
Yeah, but I made such
a fool out of myself.
426
00:21:57,283 --> 00:22:01,151
All the kids at school
will be laughing at me.
427
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,321
If they do, I'll run their
shorts up the flagpole.
428
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:17,934
♪ I was lookin' for a good time
429
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,606
♪ I was down so low
Thought I'd never get up
430
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:27,344
♪ Then a midnight
lady with eyes of green
431
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,380
♪ She looked much older than 17
432
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,693
♪ Said, I'll take you to a
place that you've never seen
433
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:33,350
♪ If you're lookin'
for a good time
434
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:36,020
♪ Lookin' for a good
time Lookin' for a good time
435
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,661
♪ She took me away downtown
436
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:49,199
♪ To a smoky cafe
called Barefoot George
437
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:53,637
♪ A little window opened
And she knocked three times
438
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,839
♪ She whispered to a
guy He's a friend of mine
439
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:58,042
♪ Said, take off your
shoes and come on inside
440
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,743
♪ If you're lookin'
for a good time
441
00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:02,146
♪ Lookin' for a good
time Lookin' for a good time
442
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:15,059
♪ Well, the lights were
low And the lights went off
443
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,294
♪ And the music stopped
444
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,430
♪ And a man
grabbed me from behind
445
00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:21,731
♪ And said you just got caught
446
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,301
♪ Well, you're underage
And this here's a raid
447
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,303
♪ I should take you in
448
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,838
♪ Well, I'm gonna do
you a favor and let you go
449
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,952
♪ But don't you let me
catch you 'round here no more
450
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:33,310
♪ Lookin' for a good
time Lookin' for a good time
451
00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:35,312
♪ Lookin' for a good time
452
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:45,755
♪ When I got
home in my bare feet
453
00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,891
♪ Daddy said he should
have put me over his knee
454
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,200
♪ And asked me where
I've been till a quarter to three
455
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,629
♪ Said, lookin' for a good
time, lookin' for a good time
456
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,465
♪ Lookin' for a good time
457
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,614
♪ I'm gonna do you
a favor And let you go
458
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,961
♪ But don't you let me
catch you 'round here no more
459
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:14,618
♪ Lookin' for a good time
460
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,331
♪ Lookin' for a good
time Lookin' for a good time
461
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,355
♪ Lookin' for a good time ♪
462
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:33,203
No eggs for me, Mom.
I'm in too much of a rush.
463
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:34,972
Where are you going?
464
00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:37,174
School. Where else?
465
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,820
I got to get there early and
talk to some of my teachers.
466
00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:40,110
You guys better hurry.
467
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,812
We're not going to school.
468
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,348
You're not? Uh-huh.
469
00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,716
Don't fall into the
same trap I did.
470
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:49,586
You need an education.
You got to go to school.
471
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,521
No way. Why not?
472
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:53,824
It's Saturday.
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