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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ And spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy ♪
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Socket wrench. Socket wrench.
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Phillips screwdriver.
Phillips screw...
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Which one is that?
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The one with the
cross-shaped tip.
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Well, that's not much help.
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The pointy one.
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Oh! You mean, the one
with the pretty blue handle?
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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Now, will you hand me the little
doohickey with the pretty yellow handle?
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Oh, you mean the macrometer?
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Well, it says so on the handle.
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Hi, kids.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Mom.
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Keith, how long will it take you to get
this thing back into running condition?
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Why do you ask?
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Danny's gone to the movies and
somebody has to pick him up when it's over.
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Oh, gee, Mom,
you know I'd love to,
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but it's gonna take
me at least three hours
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to put all this stuff back.
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Perfect. Give you
two hours to spare.
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What kind of movie
takes five hours?
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Danny's kind.
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The monster matinee.
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Two news reels, 15 cartoons,
and Godzilla Meets Bernie.
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What do you say we flip for it?
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What do you say we don't?
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I don't think it
matters much now.
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What do you mean?
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Danny's already been picked up.
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Danny, I don't know what to say.
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You don't know what
to say, what about me?
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You could start by
telling us what happened.
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Did you sneak into that theater?
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Well, a little bit.
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How do you
sneak in a little bit?
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Danny was caught walking in backwards
while the first show was letting out.
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He tried to make me believe
that he had lost his ticket.
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Did you lose your ticket?
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Not exactly.
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I never had a ticket.
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Officer, what happens now?
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Well, this is a 913
juvenile offence.
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Normally, it would require
Danny to come down to the station
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and talk to our
juvenile officer.
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But, I suppose since
this is his first offence,
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I could let it stand as a
reprimand and a warning.
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I sure would
appreciate that, sir.
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You realize it would be
a different story next time.
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Believe me, Officer, there
won't be any next time.
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Well, Danny,
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what do you think I
should do about this?
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I've been thinking it over.
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Why don't we call it
a childhood mistake
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and forget the whole thing?
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I'm afraid you're not
gonna get off that easy.
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Well, getting dragged home in a squad
car wasn't exactly a barrel of laughs.
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Do you know where
you made your mistake?
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I sure do.
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I shouldn't have
backed into that usher.
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Just kidding, Mom.
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Danny,
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you understand what
you did was very serious.
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I know.
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You had money for the ticket.
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Why did you try and
sneak into the theater?
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It was Russell's idea. I had to.
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It was a classic
case of peer pressure.
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Was it peer pressure that made
you lie when you got caught?
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No, that was fear pressure.
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Danny, you're responsible
for your own actions,
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no matter what
the other kids do.
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I know.
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Well, what do you think
would be a fair punishment?
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Something that really hurts.
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I know. I'll give up
broccoli for a year.
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I had something a little
more practical in mind.
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Like no movies for a month.
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Oh! But that's cruel
and unusual punishment.
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What you did was dishonest.
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Well, everybody
is a little dishonest.
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Danny,
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let's get one thing straight.
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As long as I'm in
charge around here,
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we're gonna operate on the
theory that honesty is the best policy.
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Excuse me for interrupting, Mom,
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but you're wanted on the phone.
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It's Mrs. Brynn.
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Oh! She's sweet,
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but she'll keep me on
the phone for an hour.
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Tell her I've gone shopping.
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Okay.
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Hi, kids. Hi!
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Danny, why so glum?
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He got into the movies for free.
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Great!
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Well, what's wrong with that?
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He got caught.
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Is that all?
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Oh, when I was a kid, we used
to do stuff like that all the time.
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Really? Like what?
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Well, like crashing
the senior prom.
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You crashed the senior prom?
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Yeah, I'll never forget it.
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See, we'd put all our money
together and buy one ticket, see.
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Then one guy, good
old Bernard Tibley,
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yeah, he was the one who
always took all the chances.
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Bernard would get
in and sneak around...
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Reuben!
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Oh, hi, Shirley.
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I was just telling
the kids... I know.
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Reuben, there's something
I'll like to discuss with you.
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Kids, would you mind leaving
us alone for a moment, please?
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Oh, but, Mom, Mr. Kincaid
was just getting to the good part.
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Danny!
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I have the feeling I'm about to
be chewed out for something.
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Well, but I'm surprised at you
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bragging about all those things
you did when you were a kid.
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That!
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That was just a harmless prank,
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something every normal kid does.
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I was just trying to
prepare them for life.
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That's what I'm trying to do.
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Believe me, Shirley.
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It's a jungle out
there. It's rough.
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Do you have any idea what I
have to do every day in business?
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No. What?
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Well...
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Lots of things!
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Like what?
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Well...
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Like the other day when I
had to tell Ralph Delilo that...
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That Keith would
take out his daughter.
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You what?
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Well, I had to, Shirley!
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Otherwise, Ralph would have
hired the other group instead of us.
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Besides, Keith doesn't
have to take her out.
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He'll be conveniently sick.
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Reuben, in most places,
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that kind of charm is
called bold-face lying!
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Well, if I remember it
correctly, the other day,
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you charmed your
way out of a traffic ticket.
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That isn't charm,
that's fudging.
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Fudging.
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Laurie? Yeah.
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Uh, um, you busy
on Saturday night?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Well, that's too bad.
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Why is it too bad?
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Oh, nothing.
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Wait a minute.
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You wouldn't bother
to ask me my plans
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and then pretend that
you couldn't care less
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if it wasn't
something important.
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You never should
have taken psychology.
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All right, who is it?
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Who's who?
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Either someone I want to go
out with wants to ask me out
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or you're walking in your sleep.
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Whatever happened to the simple
values like respecting your brother,
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admiring your
brother... Jim Benson.
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Jim Benson?
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Oh, you remember the name.
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You've only been bugging
me to get you a date with him
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since eleventh grade and...
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Well, Jim doesn't have a
date on Saturday night, but, uh,
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since you do, I guess...
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Guess again, I'm available.
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I hate it when I have to get down
on my knees and beg like this.
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8:00, all right?
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Make it 7:00.
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Jim Benson.
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Hello, Mike. It's Laurie.
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Listen, I'm calling
about Saturday night.
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Yeah, I'm afraid I'm
gonna have to cancel.
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Well, you see,
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Reuben just came up with this
booking down at Redondo Beach.
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I know, but... Well,
the show must go on.
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♪ Hey, up, down, all
around Like a roller coaster ♪
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Nice.
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Nice. This number is
really coming along, Shirley.
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Good. Keith stayed up
all night working on it.
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Yeah, feels good to me, too.
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What do you think, Laurie?
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Well, nice. Really nice.
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That's funny.
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'Cause five minutes ago
you said it was a turkey.
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Danny!
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Well, that's what you said.
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Danny.
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There are times when
things are better left unsaid.
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But she was being dishonest.
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Now, either we're telling the
truth around here or we're not.
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Of course, we're
telling the truth.
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Okay, then do you mind if I
ask Mr. Kincaid a question?
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Go right ahead.
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Do you really like Keith's song?
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Well...
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It has a lot of potential.
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I mean, to me, a song
is like a piece of wet clay.
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See? No one's honest.
And I can prove it.
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What do you mean by that?
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It just so happens that
I've been taking a few notes.
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I'll just hit the high points.
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Like Mr. Kincaid
telling Ralph Delilo
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that Keith will take
out his daughter.
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You what?
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Oh, I had to!
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And Laurie telling her date that
we had a concert Saturday night
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so she could go
out with Jim Benson.
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All right, Danny, I think
we've heard enough.
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And, Mom, you
fudged on a traffic ticket.
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And you didn't want
Mr. Kincaid to tell me the truth
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about crashing the senior prom.
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I think I get it.
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You do something dishonest
and get punished for it.
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We do dishonest things
and don't get punished.
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Is that it?
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Defense rests.
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One moment. I'd like
to explain something.
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Danny, there is a difference between
lying about having bought a ticket
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and withholding the truth.
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And, from the looks
of things around here,
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I think a lesson could
be learned by all of us.
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So, I propose an experiment.
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Bye, everybody.
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I was just going to
ask for total honesty.
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For one day. I knew it!
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You mean, no snitching,
no fibbing, no cutting corners.
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Total integrity for 24 hours?
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Well, I think that's
a terrific idea.
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I'll see you the
day after tomorrow.
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Reuben, don't you want to
be part of our little experiment?
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In all honesty, no.
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Good morning, Mrs. Partridge.
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Good morning, Ricky.
You're playing the guitar?
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I'm trying to play some,
but my arms are too short.
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Oh! Well, they'll grow.
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Good morning, Mom.
What's for breakfast?
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Good morning.
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00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,321
Mom, about this
honesty experiment. Yes?
255
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:56,391
Well, I make a motion that we
tape Danny's mouth shut till it's over.
256
00:12:56,459 --> 00:13:00,228
All I said was her hair looked like it
was attacked by a flock of angry geese.
257
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:01,362
Danny!
258
00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:02,630
It's the truth.
259
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,133
He's right. I like your hair.
260
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,935
Well, thank you, Ricky.
261
00:13:08,604 --> 00:13:09,916
Hey, Ricky, what's
the guitar for?
262
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:12,173
I want Danny to play for me.
263
00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:13,441
His arms are too short.
264
00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:15,876
You name it, I'll play it.
265
00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:17,611
Can I sit in? Sure.
266
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,779
Good.
267
00:13:18,848 --> 00:13:20,848
Come on!
268
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:22,028
Our own little entertainment.
269
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,918
Here we go.
270
00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:26,254
Okay! Here you go.
Hey, Chris, over there.
271
00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:30,491
What will it be, Ricky?
272
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,660
How about If I Were A Monkey?
273
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,162
Catchy title.
274
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:42,736
♪ If I were a monkey
I'd climb up a tree
275
00:13:42,805 --> 00:13:46,841
♪ And look at the
people who look up at me
276
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:50,878
♪ Now people are
funny as funny can be
277
00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:55,049
♪ Just walking around
on the ground under me
278
00:13:55,118 --> 00:13:59,387
♪ I wonder what they see
279
00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:03,591
♪ When they look up at me
280
00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:07,862
♪ If I were a monkey
I'd climb up a tree
281
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:12,000
♪ And look at the
people who look up at me
282
00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:20,408
♪ If I were a hunter
I wouldn't be good
283
00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:24,545
♪ I'd feed all the
animals deep in the woods
284
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:28,782
♪ I'd rather see fish
swimming by in the lake
285
00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:33,054
♪ Than see them on
Fridays on somebody's plate
286
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:37,325
♪ I wonder what they see
287
00:14:37,394 --> 00:14:41,629
♪ When they look up at me
288
00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:45,866
♪ I don't think it's funny
So please understand
289
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:50,405
♪ We all should be
nice as we possibly can
290
00:14:58,681 --> 00:15:02,716
♪ If I were a monkey
I'd climb up a tree
291
00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:07,055
♪ And look at the
people who look up at me
292
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:12,527
♪ And look at the people
who look up at me ♪
293
00:15:15,532 --> 00:15:17,465
Oh! I love it!
294
00:15:17,534 --> 00:15:19,767
Ricky, you look great. Thanks.
295
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,236
Danny, you played like
you had concrete fingers.
296
00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:24,539
I would have let Keith play,
297
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:27,619
but I know his fingers are still numb
from holding the hair dryer for too long.
298
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:31,946
Yeah, he spent one hour
drying and one hour fluffing.
299
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,914
That is not true.
300
00:15:33,983 --> 00:15:36,217
I only spent a half
an hour fluffing.
301
00:15:36,286 --> 00:15:37,952
See you tomorrow.
302
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,687
Where are you going, Ricky?
303
00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:42,457
I'm going home. It's
too honest around here.
304
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,824
I think it's fun being honest.
305
00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:46,494
So do I. I just thought
of something honest.
306
00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:49,597
Tracy, you're so dumb, you don't
know the difference between...
307
00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:51,932
All right, kids, that's enough.
308
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:53,834
You're all missing the point.
309
00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:57,505
You're using this experiment
to deliver a bunch of insults.
310
00:15:57,574 --> 00:15:59,173
I was hoping you'd learn...
311
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:02,710
Oh, I'll get it. It's
probably Jim Benson.
312
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:04,545
Amazing. I set her
up with Jim Benson
313
00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:05,924
and that's all she
can think about.
314
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:07,115
Hello?
315
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,650
Oh, hi, Mrs. Brynn.
316
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,120
Yes, just a
minute. It's for you.
317
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:15,823
Laurie, tell her I'm...
Remember honesty.
318
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,933
Hello, Mrs. Brynn.
319
00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:29,237
Well, actually it isn't a
very good time to call.
320
00:16:29,305 --> 00:16:32,773
You see, I was just about to have
breakfast with my children and...
321
00:16:32,842 --> 00:16:35,643
Mrs. Brynn, I wasn't
trying to be rude.
322
00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:38,379
I was just telling
you the truth.
323
00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:43,518
Mrs. Brynn, if you
just... Mrs. Brynn?
324
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,952
Mrs. Brynn?
325
00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:50,691
I guess Mrs. Brynn doesn't
care too much for the truth, huh?
326
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:59,333
We'll let you have a good
deal on this baby, Harve.
327
00:16:59,369 --> 00:17:02,270
Well, it looks tough. What
kind of a shape is it in?
328
00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:04,505
I'm glad you asked me that.
329
00:17:04,574 --> 00:17:06,774
Let me tell you
something about this baby.
330
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:10,411
This little beauty is in the best
mechanical shape than any car...
331
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,327
Danny, don't you have anything
better to do than hang around here?
332
00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:16,417
Nope.
333
00:17:17,853 --> 00:17:19,520
I was afraid you'd say that.
334
00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:20,854
How about the tires?
335
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,890
Very, um, experienced.
336
00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:27,027
And her transmission?
337
00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:31,031
Well, it's missing second, but I
go for first and third, it's no sweat.
338
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,800
Not very much sweat.
339
00:17:35,438 --> 00:17:37,037
Sometimes, there's sweat.
340
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:45,546
Hi, Laurie, would you give
me a hand with the dishes?
341
00:17:45,615 --> 00:17:49,750
Well, to be perfectly honest, there are
other things I'd much rather be doing.
342
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,219
Me, too.
343
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,387
So, let me be perfectly honest.
344
00:17:53,456 --> 00:17:54,722
Grab a towel.
345
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,257
That's honest.
346
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:11,805
Hello?
347
00:18:11,874 --> 00:18:14,408
Keith is in the
garage. Who's calling?
348
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:16,810
Okay, hold on,
Jim. I'll get him.
349
00:18:16,879 --> 00:18:19,880
Sure, I can take a message.
350
00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:23,384
Tell Keith to forget
about asking Laurie.
351
00:18:23,453 --> 00:18:26,086
You're going out
with Patty Hall instead.
352
00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:30,524
Yeah, but he has already asked
her and she was really counting on...
353
00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:32,693
Oh! Is that what life is?
354
00:18:32,762 --> 00:18:35,195
I've always wondered.
355
00:18:35,265 --> 00:18:36,797
Yeah, well, to
tell you the truth,
356
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,767
she wasn't all that excited
about going out with you.
357
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,805
What a bummer.
358
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,359
Hey, Danny, I thought
I heard the phone.
359
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,283
Was it Jim Benson?
360
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:59,654
Um, as a matter of fact,
it was. He left a message.
361
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,734
Really? What was the
message? Was it about our date?
362
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:02,790
Sort of.
363
00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:04,392
What do you mean, sort of?
364
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:07,261
Well, it was sort of bad news.
365
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,229
What bad news?
366
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:11,832
He's not taking you
out Saturday night.
367
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,100
Oh, no.
368
00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:17,037
But it was all set.
369
00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:18,606
How could he do this to me?
370
00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:21,542
I told everybody I
had a date with him.
371
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:25,946
Well, actually there's a good
reason he's not taking you out.
372
00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:28,482
He sprained his ankle
in the game last night.
373
00:19:29,485 --> 00:19:31,151
Oh, how terrible.
374
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,554
Yeah, well, look
on the bright side.
375
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:35,189
What bright side?
376
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:39,059
Just before he creamed his
ankle, he sunk the winning basket.
377
00:19:49,905 --> 00:19:51,839
Mom.
378
00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:53,741
I have a confession to make.
379
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:56,176
Can we just keep it
between the two of us?
380
00:19:56,245 --> 00:19:58,379
Sure, honey.
381
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,180
What is it?
382
00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:02,817
I was dishonest. I told a lie.
383
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,319
What kind of a lie?
384
00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:07,521
That whole Jim Benson story
385
00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:10,224
I told to Laurie
before rehearsal.
386
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,859
That wasn't the truth?
387
00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:13,227
No.
388
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,128
Why did you do it?
389
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:18,699
Well, I was gonna
tell her the truth, but...
390
00:20:18,768 --> 00:20:22,837
I guess I just didn't
wanna see Laurie hurt.
391
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:26,507
But I'll make it up. I'll do
an extra 24 hours of honesty.
392
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,643
No.
393
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:33,180
I think the one day
has served its purpose.
394
00:20:33,249 --> 00:20:37,485
Hope you understand that
sometimes the truth can be misused.
395
00:20:38,788 --> 00:20:41,321
The important thing is
that you care about people.
396
00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:43,357
And you cared about Laurie.
397
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,228
Go see what's
keeping the others.
398
00:20:48,297 --> 00:20:50,364
Okay, Mom. Thanks.
399
00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:54,902
They're waiting for us.
400
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:57,605
Here we are, Mom.
401
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,207
Danny, I wanna
have a word with you.
402
00:21:00,276 --> 00:21:01,509
You do?
403
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:04,144
I know that you saved me
from getting hurt by that,
404
00:21:04,213 --> 00:21:05,913
that creep, Jim Benson.
405
00:21:05,981 --> 00:21:07,715
I did?
406
00:21:07,784 --> 00:21:10,785
Yes, my friend, that big mouth
Patty Hall just couldn't wait to tell me
407
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,153
that he asked
her out for a date.
408
00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:14,321
I'm sorry.
409
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:16,256
I know you are.
410
00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:18,526
I was just trying to
protect your feelings.
411
00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:20,360
I know.
412
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:23,030
Well, since it's honesty day,
I've got something to tell you.
413
00:21:23,098 --> 00:21:24,865
What?
414
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:27,802
Jim Benson is skinny, knock-kneed
and has a terrible jump shot.
415
00:21:42,785 --> 00:21:44,952
♪ I recall when I was young
416
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:47,154
♪ My papa said don't cry
417
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,189
♪ Life is full of ups and downs
418
00:21:49,258 --> 00:21:51,559
♪ Like a roller coaster ride
419
00:21:51,627 --> 00:21:53,761
♪ There'll be times
you'll get so scared
420
00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:55,729
♪ Rolling down these hills
421
00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:57,965
♪ But you hold on
tight with all your might
422
00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,967
♪ 'Cause you don't
know what you feel
423
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:04,371
♪ You go up, down, all around,
on a cycle that's never-endin'
424
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,540
♪ You got on this
train when you were born
425
00:22:06,609 --> 00:22:08,542
♪ And the wheels
just keep on spinnin'
426
00:22:08,611 --> 00:22:10,744
♪ Like a roller coaster
♪ Like a roller coaster
427
00:22:10,813 --> 00:22:12,880
♪ Keeps going faster
♪ Keeps going faster
428
00:22:12,949 --> 00:22:15,015
♪ 'Cause I'm going past
you ♪ I'm going past you
429
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,929
♪ Thrills comin' at you
♪ Thrills comin' at you
430
00:22:16,953 --> 00:22:20,988
♪ Hey, up, down, all
around like a roller coaster
431
00:22:26,061 --> 00:22:28,328
♪ I left home at just 16
432
00:22:28,397 --> 00:22:30,531
♪ Thought I'd have some fun
433
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,666
♪ Hitched a ride
on a diesel truck
434
00:22:32,735 --> 00:22:34,802
♪ Headed for Washington
435
00:22:34,871 --> 00:22:36,704
♪ I know now what my papa meant
436
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,139
♪ When he told me heart to heart
437
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:41,141
♪ Son, you'll find
out soon enough
438
00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:43,577
♪ Life is just an amusement park
439
00:22:43,646 --> 00:22:45,613
♪ You'll thrill, like a kid
440
00:22:45,681 --> 00:22:47,781
♪ You'll get so excited
441
00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,817
♪ You hang on tight
with all your might
442
00:22:49,886 --> 00:22:51,819
♪ As if your heart's ignited
443
00:22:51,888 --> 00:22:53,988
♪ Like a roller coaster
♪ Like a roller coaster
444
00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:56,189
♪ Keeps going faster
♪ Keeps going faster
445
00:22:56,258 --> 00:22:58,269
♪ 'Cause I'm going past
you ♪ I'm going past you
446
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,238
♪ Thrills comin' at you
♪ Thrills comin' at you
447
00:23:00,262 --> 00:23:05,098
♪ Hey, up, down, all
around like a roller coaster
448
00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:07,200
♪ Up, down, all around
449
00:23:07,269 --> 00:23:09,336
♪ All around, all around
450
00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:11,071
♪ Up, down, all around
451
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,206
♪ On a cycle that's never-endin'
452
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:15,409
♪ You got on this
train when you were born
453
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,511
♪ And the wheels
just keep on spinnin'
454
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,613
♪ Like a roller coaster
♪ Like a roller coaster
455
00:23:19,682 --> 00:23:21,715
♪ Keeps going faster
♪ Keeps going faster
456
00:23:21,784 --> 00:23:23,851
♪ 'Cause I'm going past
you ♪ I'm going past you
457
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,797
♪ Thrills comin' at you
♪ Thrills comin' at you
458
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:29,723
♪ Hey, up, down, all
around like a roller coaster
459
00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:34,428
♪ Like a roller coaster
♪ Like a roller coaster
460
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,530
♪ Keeps going faster
♪ Keeps going faster
461
00:23:36,599 --> 00:23:38,699
♪ 'Cause I'm going past
you ♪ I'm going past you
462
00:23:38,768 --> 00:23:40,801
♪ Thrills comin' at you
♪ Thrills comin' at you
463
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:42,937
♪ Like a roller coaster
♪ Like a roller coaster
464
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,072
♪ Keeps going faster
♪ Keeps going faster
465
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:47,220
♪ 'Cause I'm going past
you ♪ I'm going past you
466
00:23:47,276 --> 00:23:49,120
♪ Thrills comin' at you
♪ Thrills comin' at you
467
00:23:49,144 --> 00:23:53,180
♪ Hey, up, down, all
around like a roller coaster ♪
468
00:24:08,497 --> 00:24:10,797
What did you end up
getting for your car, Keith?
469
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,735
$36 less than I could've gotten if
Danny hadn't tried to sneak in the movies.
470
00:24:14,803 --> 00:24:16,470
That's a big loss.
471
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,872
Yeah, but, at least
I can sleep at night.
472
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:21,341
Because you were honest
and your conscience is clear.
473
00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:23,377
No. Because I don't
have to worry anymore
474
00:24:23,445 --> 00:24:26,280
if the stupid thing
will start or not.
475
00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:29,149
I think we all got something
out of our one day of honesty.
476
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:31,685
And it was Danny's mistake
that started the whole thing.
477
00:24:31,754 --> 00:24:33,019
Yeah.
478
00:24:33,088 --> 00:24:35,455
But I'm a much better
person because of it.
479
00:24:35,524 --> 00:24:38,558
You weren't such a
bad person to start with.
480
00:24:38,627 --> 00:24:40,894
Well, I've certainly
learned my lesson.
481
00:24:40,962 --> 00:24:42,296
I'm sure you have.
482
00:24:42,364 --> 00:24:44,831
Good. Does that mean
I can go to the movies?
483
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,900
No.
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