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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ And spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy ♪
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Where are the Sports, squirt?
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You wanna let me get
the Business page? Okay.
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I know you want
the Society section.
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You betcha. Can I
have the funnies?
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Anybody want the news?
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I'll take it.
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Since when do you read the news?
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It's not for me. It's
for Buddy Block.
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I'm helping him
housebreak his puppy.
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Puppy can have yesterday's
news. It's all the same to him.
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I don't believe it. Guess
who's in San Pueblo?
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Who?
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"The San Pueblo chamber of
commerce is proud to announce
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"the arrival of Ambassador
at Large Howard Lipton."
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What's he doing in San Pueblo?
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Listen to this.
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"If Ambassador Lipton was
less interested in women
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"and more interested
in diplomacy,
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"he could probably save
the world in one week."
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Is he a playboy, Mom?
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Well I wouldn't exactly
call him a playboy.
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That's exactly
what I'd call him.
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Now, wait a minute. The man
is a very busy ambassador.
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Women are his relaxation. I mean,
everybody has to have a hobby.
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Do you know, it takes a warped
mind to think of women as a hobby.
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I'd rather collect stamps.
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Just because the man is
handsome, intelligent and he's able
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to sweep women off their feet,
there's no reason to put him down.
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He should be admired.
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Yeah, and if men like you had their
own country, Hugh Hefner would be king.
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Mrs. Shirley Partridge?
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Yes?
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My name is Roger Harper. I'm Chief
Attache to Ambassador Howard Lipton.
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I'm here at the request
of the Ambassador.
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He'd be honored if you would
join him this evening for dinner.
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Me?
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He would have come himself
but his schedule is very tight.
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I see.
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May I tell the Ambassador
that your answer is "Yes"?
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Well...
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I suppose I could.
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Fine. He'll pick you up
at 8:00 sharp. Good day.
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Mom, you can't.
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Why can't I?
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Well, it's... It's
like selling out.
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What do you mean? She
knows what she's doing.
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It's a chance of a lifetime.
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No offense, Mom, but
why would he ask you out?
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I don't know. I only
met him only once.
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Aha! You know each other.
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We shook hands in a
receiving line at a political rally.
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Mom, a guy doesn't ask you out
just because you have a good grip.
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I think the reason is obvious. When you're
in Rome, you go out with Sophia Loren.
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When you're in San Pueblo, you either
go out with Mom or Mildred Spindle.
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Who's Mildred Spindle?
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The meter maid.
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Well, should we all stop
pretending that we're reading?
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What time is it?
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It's 10 minutes till 10.
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I can't remember the
last time I was stood up.
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Mom, maybe he's
talking to the President.
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You can't put the
President on hold, you know.
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Well, the President won't mind if I
change into something more comfortable.
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It's so silly.
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You're all acting as if he were
some kind of a god or something.
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I mean, what's the big deal about
Ambassador Lipton? He's just a man.
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Good evening. I am Howard
Lipton. Is your mother at home?
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Is there something wrong?
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No, no, no. I'm just, uh... No.
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry I'm late.
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Well... It's... I mean, Mom is...
Well, she really isn't, though.
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Good evening, Mr. Lipton.
Won't you come in?
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Thank you.
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I'm Keith. This is
my brother Danny.
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How do you do? Hi.
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Chris. My sister... Hi.
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Tracy. Hello.
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And I see you've already met
my silver-tongued sister Laurie.
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Mom! Your ambassador's here!
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I brought a little
gift for your mother.
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Yellow roses.
They're her favorite.
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Yes, yes, I know.
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Well, I had some of my people
investigate her likes and dislikes.
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Oh.
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I didn't know the State Department
had a computer dating service.
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That's very clever.
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There you are.
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Mrs. Partridge, I'm terribly sorry
I'm so late, but I was on the phone
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with the President, and you just
can't put the President on hold.
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I understand.
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I brought you a little gift.
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And again, I'm really,
really very sorry.
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Yellow roses.
They're my favorite.
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He knows. You've
been investigated.
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Well, actually, they just
read all of the fan magazines.
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They are much, much
more thorough than the FBI.
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Shall we go?
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Have a good time.
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Good night. Good night.
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Nice meeting you.
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Goodbye. Nice meeting you.
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See you. It was
nice meeting you.
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Well, how are you
ever gonna live it down?
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Live what down?
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Swept off your feet
by a male chauvinist.
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Howard, do you mind
if I ask you a question?
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Why did you ask me out?
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Oh, I've wanted to
ever since the reception
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at that political rally
three years ago.
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You remembered
me from a handshake?
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Oh, yes.
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Shirley, you've
got a terrific grip.
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Mr. Ambassador? Mr. Ambassador?
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Yes, Roger? Oh.
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Shirley, excuse me,
just for a moment, please.
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Of course.
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Hello?
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Oh, yes, Mr. President.
It's the President.
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Of the United States?
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No, Mexico.
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Si.
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Si. Si.
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Thank you.
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Please go ahead with dinner.
I'll just be a minute or two more.
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Yes, I'll see to it at once.
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Fine. Fine.
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Very... Fine. Goodbye. Goodbye.
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There, you see,
that didn't take long.
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Just a glass of wine and salad.
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Usually the President
talks all the way to dessert.
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I understand.
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Roger.
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Yes, sir? No more calls.
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Not even the red phone?
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Shirley, please excuse me. I
have to take it. It's the red phone.
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I see.
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Yes, Mr. President?
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Mexico again?
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No, it's the President.
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Yes, sir.
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Uh... Why...
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Yes, sir. I have
got the time to chat.
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When the President
wants to chat,
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you chat.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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It was a very nice dinner.
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The Ambassador told me to be sure
and tell you that he had a wonderful time.
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Thank the Ambassador
and tell him goodnight.
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I will.
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And goodnight, from me, too.
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Well?
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Well, what?
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Well, what's he like?
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Well, it's hard to say exactly.
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Goodnight. "Goodnight"?
Wait a minute.
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Aren't you at least gonna tell us why
you came home with the other guy?
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Howard was on the phone.
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I think it was the Shah of Iran.
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That's all you're gonna tell us?
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Did I say "Goodnight"?
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Yeah.
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Well, I guess that
about covers it.
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Come in.
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Good day. Good day.
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It was until now.
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Danny.
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There's a cute kid.
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"Good day" to us, and "cute kid"
to Danny. Do you feel all right?
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I feel great.
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Any special reason?
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Several. The date you
had last night with Mr. Big?
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It's front page stuff.
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Rueben.
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I'd hardly call The San
Pueblo Tattler the big time.
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Yes, but now the wire
services will get a hold of it.
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This is gonna
be great publicity.
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I'm not sure I like being an
item in The San Pueblo Tattler.
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Oh, I'm telling you, Shirley, this could
mean the Carson Show, Dick Cabot.
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Who knows, maybe even
a shot on The Dating Game.
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Rueben, let's not
get carried away.
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Go out with him a few more times.
We could even have our own TV special.
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Rueben, this was a one-time
thing. Now, let's forget it.
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Good morning, Mrs. Partridge.
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Mr. Harper. What
brings you here?
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Well, Ambassador Lipton
wishes me to express
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again he had a wonderful
time last evening.
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And since his stay has
been extended one day,
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he would like to take you
to dinner again this evening.
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I knew it.
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Mr. Harper, tell Howard I
sincerely appreciate his invitation,
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but my answer is "No".
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No? No?
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No.
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But I can't take a
"No" back to Mr. Lipton.
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Nobody ever says
"No" to Mr. Lipton.
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Even Ho Chi Minh said "Maybe".
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That is exactly what she means.
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She always says "No"
when she means "Maybe"?
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Mr. Harper, my
"No's" are genuine.
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Raquel, Gina, Bridget,
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they all said "Yes".
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I get a "No" from
Shirley Partridge.
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Shirley, can I ask you
one simple question?
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Why? Yeah, that's the question.
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Was it because he's
a male chauvinist?
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No, he is not a male chauvinist.
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He didn't try anything, did he?
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He didn't try anything.
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What, then?
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Rueben, I don't want to
go out with the man again
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simply because I
didn't have a good time.
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That's it? That's it.
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Well, there goes our
invitation to the White House.
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Rueben, the man
invited me for dinner,
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not us to the White House.
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I know. I know. I mean, what
the heck. It's just showbiz.
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For every person who
makes it to the White
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House, there is a
broken light on Broadway.
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I don't know what that
means, but I think Mom's right.
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No pictures!
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Five minutes with the girl
who broke Lipton's heart.
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No interviews.
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This is news.
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Go picture some
natural disaster.
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He's a new one.
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Yeah. ABC News in Los Angeles.
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Well, you wanted publicity.
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I guess I just wasn't
meant to be a happy man.
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There's more here
than yesterday.
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All from Howard.
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I'll bet it's that
newsman again.
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Oh.
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Two minutes, okay, Kincaid?
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No, not okay.
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I can't believe it. I didn't think we
were gonna get out of that store
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without everyone voting on
whether you're right or wrong.
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I know. I think it was awful the
way that Mrs. Schubach did it.
252
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,920
I mean it's ridiculous to
think that refusing Mr. Lipton
253
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,756
has anything to do with
the rise in food prices.
254
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,492
I'm beginning to think
that I should reconsider.
255
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,628
Do you still think
you're right? Yes.
256
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,530
Then don't reconsider.
257
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,136
Well. There you
are, Mrs. Partridge.
258
00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,337
Hello, Mrs. Hendleman.
259
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,539
You want my advice?
No, Mrs. Hendleman.
260
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Go out with him. It's best.
261
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,376
Why is it best, Mrs. Hendleman?
262
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:09,147
Because he's a great man and
you are but a face in the crowd.
263
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:13,751
Mrs. Partridge, a face in the crowd
should not jilt a man who may someday be
264
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,087
in our children's history books.
265
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,124
Well, that does it.
266
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,560
Does what?
267
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:26,931
If Mrs. Hendleman think
I'm wrong, I must be right.
268
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,867
Guess what? It's like
living in a gift shop.
269
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,404
I'm gonna plant some of them today.
At least then, we'll be able to get around.
270
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:37,141
I don't understand what
he's so crazy about Mom for.
271
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,778
Well, what I mean is even
with all your good points,
272
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,546
isn't he going a
little overboard?
273
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:46,284
No, it's simple psychology.
Mom rejected him.
274
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,753
So now his ego's telling him
that he's got to take her out
275
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,356
if it's the last thing he does.
276
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,590
Shirley?
277
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,526
Oh, hi, Rueben.
Hello, Mr. Harper.
278
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Morning. Morning.
279
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,263
Uh, could we talk to
you a moment, please?
280
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All right.
281
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,102
Laurie, the bacon's done.
282
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,770
Shirley, Roger called me. We
really have to work something out.
283
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,807
Mrs. Partridge, the Ambassador
doesn't know I'm here.
284
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,876
Oh?
285
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,078
This whole thing has
gotten out of hand.
286
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,946
I agree.
287
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,127
Mr. Lipton hasn't been
himself lately. Look at this.
288
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,583
What is it?
289
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,563
Well, that's a mutual trade pact
with France. Look at the bottom.
290
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,753
He's doodled your name.
291
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,255
I suppose I'm flattered.
292
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,125
Well, you may be flattered, Mrs.
Partridge, but we're in trouble.
293
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:30,928
We can't ask the President to sign
with "Shirley" doodled at the bottom.
294
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,531
Shirley, couldn't
you reconsider?
295
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,202
Mr. Harper, if it's that
important to Mr. Lipton,
296
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,371
why doesn't he come
and talk to me himself?
297
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,541
You mean in person? Yes.
298
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:47,045
Yeah, well... But he's got people
who do that kind of thing for him.
299
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,948
Then maybe some of those
people would like to go out with him.
300
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,918
What's next?
301
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,819
The gloxinia from Wales.
302
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,763
Oh, Mom, it looks like we
have important company.
303
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:18,176
Oh, how romantic.
Just you, Mr. Lipton,
304
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,112
and six bodyguards.
See you later.
305
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,285
Shirley.
306
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,255
I see you got my
gloxinia from Wales.
307
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:35,126
And the Tiki from Tahiti and the
chocolate duck from Germany.
308
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,927
And everything else.
309
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:43,568
Is there no way to
negotiate a settlement?
310
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,504
You want to negotiate
for a date? I'm sorry.
311
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,174
It's just that I'm always negotiating
with countries. When it comes to people,
312
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,642
it's hard to break the habit.
313
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,677
I'm sure it is.
314
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,545
Do you realize that
you're the only woman
315
00:16:55,569 --> 00:16:57,615
that turned me down since
I became Ambassador?
316
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,018
Do you realize you're the only
man that taken me to dinner
317
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,454
and totally ignored
me since I was eight?
318
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,690
I don't suppose you'd
give me a second chance?
319
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,693
I might.
320
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,830
Under the right conditions.
321
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,001
What do you say to a guy
like Ambassador Lipton?
322
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,936
I thought you
knew all about that.
323
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,838
Yeah, I know how
to greet him, I mean,
324
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,874
but how do you ask a man of
greatness to pass the potatoes?
325
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:27,211
Oh, how about,
"Pass the potatoes"?
326
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,780
This is a great man.
327
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,816
How about, "Pass the
potatoes, Your Highness"?
328
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,253
Cute.
329
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:38,856
Look, Howard is coming
here to relax and be himself.
330
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,758
I expect all of you
to do the same.
331
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,662
All right. Try and be normal.
332
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:51,001
Hello, Howard, come
in. Good evening.
333
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,537
I think you remember
the children.
334
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,706
Oh, yes, yes.
Tracy, Chris... Hi. Hi.
335
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,695
Laurie, Danny and
Keith. How are you? Hi.
336
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,143
Your Highness.
337
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,711
Mr. Cool.
338
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:05,082
That's not what I meant
to say. Just slipped out.
339
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:09,053
What I meant to say was,
"How's it going, Howie?"
340
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,988
That's too casual.
341
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:15,959
No, no. That's why I'm here. To spend a
nice, quiet evening with very nice people.
342
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,428
And Howard,
343
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,898
no phones.
344
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:25,736
Uh... Right. No phones.
345
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:30,208
Uh, shouldn't I check in with Harper first?
There might be a small crisis somewhere.
346
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,010
We negotiated this
dinner, remember?
347
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,681
Right. Okay.
348
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,328
Why don't you go into the living room
and relax while I go and cook dinner?
349
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,685
Okay.
350
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,858
Well.
351
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,832
So, tell me. What's
Tricia really like?
352
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,374
Oh, you know, I haven't heard
from my ulcer once this evening?
353
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,409
Maybe it's going
through proper channels.
354
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,949
Oh, Shirley, you know, you're right.
This is the only way to enjoy yourself.
355
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,619
Relax and leave all the
business at the office.
356
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,087
I'm so glad to hear
you say that, Howard.
357
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,923
And from now on, I'm going
to try to live by that rule.
358
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,861
What's that? Oh, I
hope you don't mind.
359
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,130
I put the phone back
on the hook. I'll get it.
360
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,998
Howard? Now, it
might be important.
361
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,534
It's probably
Argentina. Lipton here.
362
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,171
Uh... Well, yes.
363
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,974
Argentina?
364
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,410
No, Skizzy. It's for Tracy.
365
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,348
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
366
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,993
♪ You tell me you
are through with him
367
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:59,797
♪ You'll soon be
free just to be with me
368
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,199
♪ So I'll stay by the phone
369
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,172
♪ I'm waitin'
every night at home
370
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,008
♪ Watching TV shows, and honey
371
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:14,612
♪ Heaven knows I'm always alone
372
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,583
♪ Though you never call me
373
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,655
♪ I keep on loving you
374
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,626
♪ Hoping that if I do
you're gonna love me too
375
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:32,830
♪ And I won't
have to wait too long
376
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,801
♪ But how long is too long
377
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:41,038
♪ Got to know you're
makin' me lose my mind
378
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:44,775
♪ How long is too long
379
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:49,012
♪ 'Cause, baby, I've
been waitin' a long, long time
380
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,883
♪ Hung on for so long
381
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,186
♪ Hopin' everything
will turn out okay
382
00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:00,924
♪ Don't tell me ♪
How long is too long
383
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,261
♪ To sit around and
wait till you come my way
384
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,369
♪ I see the way you look at him
385
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,337
♪ When you're in a crowd
386
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,473
♪ I know it makes him proud
387
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,808
♪ While it's breakin' my heart
388
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,981
♪ And all the time you tell me
389
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,685
♪ To keep on lovin' you
390
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:31,422
♪ And if I do you're
gonna love me too
391
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,492
♪ And I won't
have to wait too long
392
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:39,497
♪ How long is too long
393
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:42,767
♪ To sit around and wait
till you come my way ♪
394
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,091
Up a little late,
last night, Mom?
395
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,027
1:32 a.m.
396
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:15,599
I just happened to be
up feeding my goldfish.
397
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,501
Looks like it could get serious.
398
00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:19,970
We went for a drive
after the concert.
399
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,006
Is that what you'd call serious?
400
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,107
Did you hold hands?
401
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,842
And make lovey-dovey eyes?
402
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,811
And stop at Muldoon's Point?
403
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,780
Okay, let's rehearse.
404
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,059
Do you want to
start it off, Ricky?
405
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,083
Yep.
406
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,750
Okay, here you go.
407
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,795
♪ What kind of noise do you make
408
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,498
♪ What kind of noise do you make
409
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,268
♪ If you just give it a try
410
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:53,170
♪ You will see that you and I
411
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:56,006
♪ Well, we've all got
some noise to make
412
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,210
♪ There's no mistake
413
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:04,581
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
414
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,285
♪ Now a frog makes a "ribbit"
415
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,120
♪ And a dog makes a "bark"
416
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:13,757
♪ I must tell you we're not
quite sure just what they mean
417
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,559
♪ And a sheep makes a "Baa"
418
00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,561
♪ When he thinks
someone is there
419
00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:21,265
♪ And what kind
of noise do you make
420
00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:23,000
♪ I sing "Aaa"
421
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,369
♪ And sheep go "Baa"
422
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:30,774
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
423
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:36,680
♪ What kind of noise do you make
424
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:40,317
♪ What kind of noise do you make
425
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:41,919
♪ If you just give it a try
426
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,653
♪ And you look into the sky
427
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:47,057
♪ You will see that you and I
428
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:52,229
♪ Well, we've all got
some noise to make
429
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:59,703
♪ We've all got
some noise to make
430
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,539
♪ Bum-pa-dum-pa-dum-pa-bum
bum-bum ♪
431
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,143
Bravo! Bravo!
432
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:09,380
Howard. I thought you
were on your way to Brazil.
433
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,581
I just couldn't leave
without saying goodbye
434
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:14,985
and thanking you again
for a very, very nice evening.
435
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,289
I hope you'll come
back whenever you can.
436
00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:20,391
Oh, yes, indeed.
437
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,993
Shirley, I've
grown quite fond...
438
00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:29,866
Of San Pueblo. Yes, your mother
and I went sight-seeing last night.
439
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:31,068
So we've heard.
440
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,671
Saw all the sights.
One I especially liked.
441
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,951
What was the name of that place?
442
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:39,009
Muldoon's Point?
That's the place.
443
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:44,415
Did I say something
I shouldn't have?
444
00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:47,751
It's all right. It's all right.
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