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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ And spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy ♪
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Hi, Keith.
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Oh, hi... Oh, it's you.
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Oh, just what a girl needs. A tender
greeting from her loving brother.
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Uh-uh, don't sit there.
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That seat is reserved for a
lovely, beautiful, sensuous woman.
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Thanks a lot.
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It's nothing personal.
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Who is this woman
that you're meeting?
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Johanna Houser. The most
desirable female at Saint Pueblo J.C.
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And your most desirable
brother is taking her to the
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beach party this Saturday night.
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How did you land
a date with her?
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Why, I thought she was going
steady with the basketball team.
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Very funny.
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As a matter of fact I
haven't asked her yet.
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But the party is in two days.
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Look, don't worry. I
know what I'm doing.
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You don't just ask an
exceptionally beautiful girl for a date.
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You have to build up to it.
Wait for that special moment.
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Bait your trap.
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With an orange
drink and a burrito?
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Research. I know all about her.
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This moment is the
culmination of three weeks' effort.
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And here she comes. So
with all due respect, buzz off.
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I hate her already.
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You do me a favor and
hate from a distance.
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Okay, okay.
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Johanna.
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Keith, hi.
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Hi. Uh, sit down.
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Well, I don't want to
take someone's place.
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If it's next to me, it must be
your place. I ordered for you.
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Oh, how nice. Thank you.
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How did you know? I just
love burritos and root beer.
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Uh, I guess it's just a
meeting of the minds.
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When you're attracted to someone,
you instinctively know what they like.
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Say, I was thinking, everybody is
going to the beach party this Saturday.
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Yeah, I know.
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Well, what do you say
we hit the beach together?
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Oh, I'd love to. But I'm
going with Spider Martin.
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You know, he's captain
of the basketball team.
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I know.
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Yeah, he asked
me three weeks ago.
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Listen, I better run.
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Thanks for the burrito.
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I hate to tell you this, brother, but
diamonds are a girl's best friend.
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Not burritos.
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Tracy, it's your
turn to say grace.
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Dear Lord, thank
you for our food.
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And please get Keith a date.
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That's the only
person he hasn't asked.
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Hey what about Sally Winkler?
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Who? Sally Winkler.
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Remember, she was over the
other night, studying English Lit.
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Oh, yeah. Isn't she
still in high school?
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Beggars cannot be choosers.
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I hardly even know her.
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Well, I could set
the date up for you.
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We have third period
English together tomorrow.
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Yeah. I guess she's
better than nothing.
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All right, I'll do it.
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What a man.
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Ninety-nine pounds raw courage.
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I remember Sally Winkler.
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She was just coming into the Shakespeare
club when you and I were graduating.
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Shakespeare. Figures.
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I almost asked her
out once myself.
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Why didn't you?
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Deathly afraid of girls.
That's why I admire you, Keith.
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You had the guts to let Johanna
Houser kick you right in the teeth.
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How did you learn to
take a punch like that?
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Practice. Lot of practice.
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Keith.
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Hi. Did you hear the good news?
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Spider's been selected to play
in the all star game in Fresno.
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On Saturday night.
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Hmm. Oh.
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Yeah, I'm so happy for him.
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Of course, it looks like I'm stuck
without a date to the beach party.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Well, I just thought you should
be the first to hear the good news.
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Say, you don't happen to know if
Frankie Diner has a date yet, do you?
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Well, I don't think so.
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But look, if you're still
interested, maybe I could...
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I'd love to. Pick me up at 6:30.
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Bye, Wally.
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Wally, what just happened?
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You finally got a date
with Johanna Houser.
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That's what I thought
just happened.
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You also got a date
with Sally Winkler.
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Not if I can get to
Laurie in five minutes.
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Laurie!
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Laurie!
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Hi, Keith. Laurie,
I got to talk to you.
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Laurie told me
about the beach party.
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I'd love to go.
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Oh, fantastic.
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Oh, what's wrong?
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Wrong?
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Well, you said you had
something to talk to me about.
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Oh, yeah. I was wondering,
did you like the new song?
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Oh, I love it. I told
you that the other night.
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Oh, gee, I must have forgotten.
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Well, I got to run. See you.
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He came all the way
over here for that?
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Underneath that cool,
slick, handsome exterior
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lies the brain of a weirdo.
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What a bummer.
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Hi, Keith. Hi.
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Hi.
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What's wrong?
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What makes you think
there's something wrong?
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Usually you'd stop
and pick on us.
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All right, if it makes you feel
any better, you're all short.
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He's feeling guilty.
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Yup.
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What makes you think that?
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It's written all over your face.
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It's my turn. Okay.
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Hi. Hi.
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Something bothering you?
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Woman's intuition?
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Could be. You
look kind of guilty.
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Well, as a matter of fact, there is
something bothering me. Could we sit down?
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All right.
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Laurie told me you
went over to the high
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school to accept the
date with Sally in person.
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Oh. Yeah, well, kind of.
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Very nice of you.
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Well, you know.
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Well, what was it
you wanted to say?
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Say?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, what I was gonna say is...
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I think I'm gonna go over and see
Reuben before the rehearsal tonight.
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That's it?
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That's it.
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For that we sat down?
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So, it looks like we won't be
seeing each other for a whole week.
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I'll call.
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Make it collect.
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Oh, Reuben.
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That must be our dinner.
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I hope their food is
better than their timing.
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Moved out your... Oh.
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Sorry the Zoobs are in 12 A.
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The Zoobs are in 12...
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Oh, I didn't know you
had company. Hi, Bonnie.
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Hi, Keith.
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Maybe I should
call you later, huh?
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That might be a good idea.
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Reuben.
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But it's not.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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Well, it's woman trouble.
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I got a date for a beach party
with two girls on the same night.
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Do the girls know?
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I'm afraid not. One
of them is really nice.
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But the other one
is really a knockout.
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So what's your problem? Dump
the nice one and go with the knockout.
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Goodnight.
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Reuben, that's not right.
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Bonnie, right is not the
point. He knows what's right.
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He came here for an
excuse to do what's wrong.
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He's not that kind of a boy.
At least he's got a conscience.
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What does conscience
have to do with dating?
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I guess you would have
to have one to understand.
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He's going to a beach party,
fire in the sand, love in the air.
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Who wants to be
stuck with a Miss Nice?
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And do you think
your "stuck" with me?
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Of course not.
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Well, obviously you
don't think I'm a Miss Nice.
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I didn't say that.
Did I say that?
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You're putting
words in my mouth.
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Keith, you go
with the nice girl.
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We nice girls are always
being misunderstood.
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Sugar plum.
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And just because
I'm a stewardess.
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And don't bother to drive
me to the airport, I'll hitchhike.
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The company's better.
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Bonnie, wait.
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Well, Reuben, thanks
for the advice, really.
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Any time you need advice,
you just let me know, I'll be...
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Goodnight.
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Keith was supposed to be back
from Reuben's a half an hour ago.
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Think I'll call him.
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Hello? Well, yes,
hello, Johanna.
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No, he isn't here.
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Yes, I'll have him call you.
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Bye.
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Was that Johanna Houser?
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She wants to know if she can
bring something to the beach party.
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I thought he was taking Sally.
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Well, he is.
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He also seems to
be taking Johanna.
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Why, that... That...
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I think the word you're
searching for is bigamist.
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In most states it's enough to send
the kid up the river for a long time.
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Is Keith going up a river?
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No, a creek. Without a paddle.
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Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late.
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Why don't we start off
with Oh, No, Not My Baby?
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One, two, one, two, three and...
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♪ When my friends told
me you had someone new
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♪ I didn't believe a
single word was true
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♪ I showed them
all I had faith in you
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♪ I kept right on saying
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♪ Oh, no, not my baby ♪ Oh, no
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♪ Oh, no, not my sweet baby
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♪ There was no
one in this whole world
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♪ Who could make
me believe I'd lost my girl
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♪ Now, I never ask
you for whole alibis
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♪ I know those
rumors were only lies
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♪ The truth was right
there ♪ In your eyes
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♪ Now I'm so glad
I kept right on saying
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♪ Oh, no, not my baby ♪ Oh, no
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♪ Oh, no, not my sweet baby
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♪ Oh, no, not my baby ♪ Oh, no
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♪ Oh no, not my sweet baby ♪
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Something wrong?
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Johanna called.
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Oh, really?
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Yes, really.
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Johanna? Johanna who?
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Forget it. They got you cold.
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All right, I didn't
mean to ask her out.
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It's just that Spider was
going out of town and
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she came up to me
and smiled and started
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dropping hints about
the beach party and I...
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And your hormones took over.
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Completely.
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I knew you looked guilty.
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Would everybody just relax?
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The fact is, it was
all Laurie's fault.
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My fault?
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Yeah, I had my date first, and
then you stuck me with Sally.
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Oh, well, how do
you explain that?
252
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,359
You were going to
Sally at third period.
253
00:14:39,427 --> 00:14:42,963
I talked to Johanna at
exactly 17 minutes past 10:00.
254
00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:46,733
Which is a good 13 minutes
before your third period even starts.
255
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,069
Technical point, but valid.
256
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,038
What difference does that make?
257
00:14:51,106 --> 00:14:54,407
It makes no difference.
It barely makes sense.
258
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,109
Yeah, big two-timer.
259
00:14:58,681 --> 00:15:01,314
Okay, okay, I admit
it got a little mixed up.
260
00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:03,817
All you have to do is call
Sally and tell her I'm sorry.
261
00:15:03,886 --> 00:15:04,886
Me?
262
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:10,057
All right, I'll
handle it myself.
263
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,593
Mom, will you do me a favor and call up
Sally and tell her I got sick or something?
264
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,162
Let her down easy.
265
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:21,445
Come on, Mom, you're my mother.
You're supposed to help me out
266
00:15:21,469 --> 00:15:23,369
in situations like this.
267
00:15:23,438 --> 00:15:26,573
What's really wrong with
calling it off with Sally anyway?
268
00:15:26,641 --> 00:15:27,708
Everything.
269
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:33,513
All right. I'll phone Johanna.
270
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,149
Call off my life.
271
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:47,728
Johanna? Keith.
272
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:51,497
Uh, look, I'd like to talk to
you about Saturday night.
273
00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:59,472
I, uh, got your message.
274
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,707
See you then.
275
00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:07,313
I just took a family poll.
276
00:16:07,382 --> 00:16:08,882
Your name is mud, four to two.
277
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,617
Look, meatball, go
something, will you?
278
00:16:10,685 --> 00:16:12,485
If you want my
advice... I don't.
279
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:16,422
Look, this is man versus woman.
You got to show the killer instinct.
280
00:16:16,491 --> 00:16:18,291
Want to see my killer instinct?
281
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,860
Just listen to me for a second.
282
00:16:19,928 --> 00:16:22,829
All you got to do is
get Sally another date.
283
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,765
Palm her off on somebody else.
284
00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:31,371
You know, in your own devious
way, you may have something.
285
00:16:31,439 --> 00:16:35,242
The trick is to make her think she's
getting someone better than you.
286
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:36,743
Which should be easy.
287
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:44,151
All right, there she is. Now, go on
over and start pouring on the old charm,
288
00:16:44,219 --> 00:16:45,451
then I'll come up.
289
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,853
All right, don't take too long.
290
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,055
'Cause what I got doesn't
take too long to pour.
291
00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:50,957
I'll say. Now go on, go on.
292
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,168
Sally?
293
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:02,568
Huh?
294
00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:05,105
Wally Betton. From
the Shakespeare club.
295
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:06,539
Oh, sure. Hi, Wally.
296
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,375
Hi.
297
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,946
How art thou?
298
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,649
Hi, Wally. Sally.
299
00:17:16,718 --> 00:17:17,918
Hi, Keith.
300
00:17:17,986 --> 00:17:20,053
Uh, well, I didn't know
you two knew each other.
301
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,599
We were in Shakespeare
club together.
302
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,024
Oh, yeah. Gee, that
must have been fun, huh?
303
00:17:24,659 --> 00:17:26,159
Sit down, Wally.
304
00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:29,562
You got a cold?
305
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,865
No, no, no. Just a
little tickle in my throat.
306
00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:34,367
Nothing serious.
307
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:39,005
Oh, I know it's
kind of late, but
308
00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:42,275
King Lear is gonna be at the Park
Playhouse tonight, if you'd like to go...
309
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,344
Whoa, hold on, York.
310
00:17:44,412 --> 00:17:47,380
I'm taking Sally
to the beach party.
311
00:17:47,449 --> 00:17:48,548
And I...
312
00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:50,683
Got a cold, maybe
you should stay home.
313
00:17:50,752 --> 00:17:53,232
No way, I don't want you
barging in on my date with Sally.
314
00:17:54,489 --> 00:17:56,589
Are you sure you're all right?
315
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,825
Oh, just slight chills.
316
00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:01,895
I'll sit close to the fire.
317
00:18:01,964 --> 00:18:04,064
Is anybody else cold?
318
00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:05,465
You look terrible.
319
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,968
Feel my forehead.
320
00:18:09,872 --> 00:18:11,371
Wow.
321
00:18:11,439 --> 00:18:14,707
Wally's right. We can go to
the beach some other time.
322
00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:16,209
No, no.
323
00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:17,577
I want to go.
324
00:18:17,645 --> 00:18:19,746
Well, if you think
you'll be all right.
325
00:18:19,814 --> 00:18:22,648
Well, maybe I should stay home.
326
00:18:22,717 --> 00:18:26,253
I won't feel too bad knowing
you're enjoying yourself with Wally.
327
00:18:27,289 --> 00:18:28,721
You poor thing.
328
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:30,357
You made me feel guilty.
329
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,594
Don't worry. I'm sure
he'll bounce right back.
330
00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:42,603
Come in.
331
00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:47,707
I see your conscience
isn't bothering you.
332
00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:50,010
Oh, come on, Mom.
333
00:18:50,078 --> 00:18:53,246
Everything worked out. Sally got a date.
Wally's a great guy, they'll have fun.
334
00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:55,148
Oh, Brother, dear,
you have a visitor.
335
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,449
Oh, who?
336
00:18:56,518 --> 00:18:58,051
Sally.
337
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,021
Sally? What is she doing here?
I've got to go pick up Johanna.
338
00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:03,056
Well, it seems she
brought over some hot soup
339
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,969
for some death bed cold
you're supposed to have.
340
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:07,994
Tell her I'm in bed.
Tell her something.
341
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,363
Not me. I'm not
gonna tell her anything.
342
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:13,833
Don't look at me.
343
00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:20,840
Delicious soup, Sally.
344
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,643
But I don't want to
keep you from your date.
345
00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:26,947
Oh, I got lots of time. Wally's
not gonna pick me up till 8:00.
346
00:19:27,015 --> 00:19:30,183
Oh, my, you are perspiring.
347
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,651
I shouldn't wonder.
348
00:19:33,888 --> 00:19:35,588
Is there anything
else I can do for you?
349
00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:38,091
No, no. You just go
on and enjoy your date.
350
00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:45,165
That sounds worse. I better
get the cough medicine.
351
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,767
Mom. That stuff is awful.
352
00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:48,836
Good.
353
00:19:50,738 --> 00:19:55,208
Sally, I really appreciate
you stopping by like this,
354
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:59,212
but I don't want you to catch
my cold. Maybe you should leave.
355
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,081
Well, maybe you're right.
356
00:20:05,753 --> 00:20:06,853
Bye, Laurie.
357
00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:08,121
Goodbye, Sally.
358
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:09,322
Bye, Keith.
359
00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:14,594
Have fun at the beach.
360
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:16,762
With Johanna.
361
00:20:21,503 --> 00:20:23,403
You told her.
362
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:28,074
She told me. She saw right through that
cornball act you put on at the taco stand.
363
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,176
I was only trying not
to hurt her feelings.
364
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:33,246
Oh, you didn't hurt her feelings.
In fact, you did her a big favor.
365
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:37,783
She really digs Wally. In her own
words, "He's a nice, honest guy."
366
00:20:37,852 --> 00:20:41,587
Well, I see you've made a
sudden recovery. Too bad.
367
00:20:41,656 --> 00:20:43,423
Will you two stop putting me on?
368
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,358
I've already been caught,
convicted and hung.
369
00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:52,265
Hello?
370
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,366
If you...
371
00:20:55,537 --> 00:20:58,538
Oh, yes. How are you?
372
00:20:58,606 --> 00:21:01,874
If you had been honest in the first
place, none of this would have happened.
373
00:21:01,943 --> 00:21:03,276
I'll be sure to tell him.
374
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,811
Nobody can be honest
when they're breaking a date.
375
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,880
Bye.
376
00:21:09,784 --> 00:21:13,119
Well, that was Johanna.
377
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,287
She said to tell you
that Spider sprained
378
00:21:15,311 --> 00:21:17,590
his wrist and wouldn't
be going out of town.
379
00:21:17,659 --> 00:21:20,927
And since he asked her
first, she felt obligated.
380
00:21:20,995 --> 00:21:25,098
She also said she was
sorry if she hurt your feelings.
381
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:28,134
Sorry? Johanna Houser
sorry? That's a laugh.
382
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:29,802
What's going on?
383
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,672
Your brother just got shot
down by Miss Everything.
384
00:21:35,643 --> 00:21:37,243
Laurie, you want
to catch a movie?
385
00:21:37,312 --> 00:21:39,212
Sorry, I've got a date.
386
00:21:39,281 --> 00:21:40,281
Mom?
387
00:21:40,348 --> 00:21:41,348
No.
388
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,618
Well, I guess that
leaves just you and me.
389
00:21:48,156 --> 00:21:49,255
We even yet?
390
00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:00,216
Don't move that
piece. Move that one.
391
00:22:00,284 --> 00:22:02,451
Then you can bump
Keith back to start.
392
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:03,553
Hey, yeah.
393
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,892
Sorry, pal. But all's fair
in love and Parcheesi.
394
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,960
Hmm?
395
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:12,530
Oh, yeah.
396
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:15,798
It's raining.
397
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:16,867
Raining.
398
00:22:18,436 --> 00:22:20,469
Hey, beautiful rain.
399
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:23,006
That means it will
spoil the beach party.
400
00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,541
Serves Johanna right.
401
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:28,511
Yeah. Old Spider is gonna have
to stop dancing on the beach.
402
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,413
And start necking in the car.
403
00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:35,652
You really know how
to hurt a guy, don't you?
404
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,655
You look like you
need a little cheering up.
405
00:22:38,723 --> 00:22:39,989
Very perceptive.
406
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:43,059
If you play the guitar,
I'll sing him a song.
407
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,595
It's better than Parcheesi.
408
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:48,230
Why don't you sing
him a song about love?
409
00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:50,232
Yeah, he could use a good cry.
410
00:23:03,347 --> 00:23:08,250
♪ You know it's very wrong
to want to harm another person
411
00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:13,422
♪ 'Cause someone else's
happiness is never your misfortune
412
00:23:13,491 --> 00:23:18,127
♪ And there's a lot more things
to do than make someone feel sad
413
00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:22,699
♪ It's always best to tell
the truth We never feel so bad
414
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,334
♪ So please remember
415
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:28,137
♪ It takes a weak
to make a strong
416
00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:30,372
♪ Please remember
417
00:23:30,441 --> 00:23:33,309
♪ It takes a right
to make a wrong
418
00:23:33,377 --> 00:23:38,280
♪ Even little men can grow up
to be great giants in their own way
419
00:23:38,349 --> 00:23:43,519
♪ Just a little bit of love will
brighten up the darkest day
420
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:52,762
♪ You know it's not a good
idea for folks to hurt each other
421
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:57,834
♪ The world is such a happy place
when there's love for one another
422
00:23:57,902 --> 00:24:02,672
♪ A sunny day is brighter when
there's sunshine in your heart
423
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:07,176
♪ 'Cause nothing ever stops
you 'cause you got a great big start
424
00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:09,712
♪ So please remember
425
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,615
♪ It takes a weak
to make a strong
426
00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:14,851
♪ Please remember
427
00:24:14,919 --> 00:24:17,654
♪ It takes a right
to make a wrong
428
00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:24,326
♪ Even little men can grow up
to be great giants in their own way
429
00:24:24,395 --> 00:24:29,666
♪ Just a little bit of love will
brighten up the darkest day ♪
430
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:35,104
Now, do you feel okay?
431
00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:39,475
No. But it made feeling
miserable a little more fun.
432
00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:40,843
How can that be?
433
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:45,815
Well, for a couple of
minutes, I forgot you existed.
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