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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ And spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ Come on, get happy
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♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy
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♪ We'll make you happy ♪
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Mom, should I put the
Cornish hens in now?
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They'll take an hour.
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Now's fine. Okay.
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Cornish hens?
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I saw it in the fridge today,
funny they didn't look Cornish.
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I thought we only have those for visiting
members of state and grandparents.
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Well, I thought we ought to
have something special tonight
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since Bonnie and Reuben
are coming to dinner.
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Did somebody order a carburetor?
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Reuben, what happened? I thought
you were picking pick up Bonnie.
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I was, until my car quit on me.
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Well, lucky you
were wearing that.
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I mean, at least you
didn't dirty your clothes.
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These are my clothes.
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Sorry.
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Chris! Get Reuben a towel.
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A torn one.
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You want to borrow my car?
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Oh, it's too late.
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I'll just call Bonnie at the
airport and have her take a cab.
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Oh, and Shirley, I hope you won't mind
if we don't stay too long after dinner?
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If you know what I mean. I got a
big evening planned, you know.
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Drinks at Tim's Starlight Lounge
and dancing at Merlin's Hideaway.
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Fooling around at Reuben's.
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Look, I know this is a good chance for
you to embarrass me tonight, but don't.
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Us?
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Nothing will pass my
lips except Cornish hens.
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And maybe the
name Bubbles Larue.
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Mention one bubble tonight
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and I will permanently stunt
your growth. Understand?
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No. Will you run it
past me one more time?
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Reuben, it's Bonnie.
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Oh, thanks, Chris. Shirley.
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Hi, Bonnie. Hey, I'm sorry
I'm not at the airport, but I...
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Oh?
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Why can't they get another
stewardess to take that flight?
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Uh-huh.
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No, I understand.
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No, no. I didn't
have much planned.
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I'll just stay home and
adjust my carburetor.
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What? What? I can't right now.
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Okay.
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I love you.
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Shirley, I'm sorry.
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I'm afraid Bonnie
can't make it tonight.
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She's got to take over
for another stewardess.
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Reuben, I understand.
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Why don't you come by for lunch tomorrow
and you can have some of the leftovers.
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Thanks.
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See you, Reuben.
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See you later, Mr. Kincaid. Bye.
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Where did Reuben go?
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He and his carburetor
decided to turn in early.
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That's not very funny.
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Frankly, I'm disappointed in the
way you have all treated Reuben.
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Come on, we're only kidding.
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That's the problem,
we're always only kidding.
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Reuben has feelings, too.
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Here he is, practically part of
our family and all we ever do
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is give him a hard time.
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We weren't exactly kind.
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We were rotten.
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I feel like a dog.
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I wish there was something
we could do to make it up to him.
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Hey, he's got a birthday coming.
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We could do something special,
you know, like a surprise party.
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Not a bad idea.
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Party would be a good idea.
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But I think what we really need
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is a new attitude toward
Reuben every day.
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It's time we
considered his feelings.
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All right. If there are
no further questions,
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I expect to see a
change immediately.
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You mean, I'm supposed
to make Reuben feel good?
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That's right.
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That's what I call sacrifice.
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Shirley.
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Shirley, will you please
tell me what is going on?
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I wish I knew. I keep thinking apple
but my hands keep painting pear.
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Bananas were much simpler.
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No. What is going
on with your family?
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Now, Keith came over at 8:00 a.m. to
discuss how he never really knew me.
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Laurie is worried
about my blood sugar.
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And Danny won't insult me
no matter what I hit him with.
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I don't get it.
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You know what it
sounds like to me?
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What?
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They care about you.
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Yes.
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Yes. That's exactly what they're
acting like. But why? Why me?
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Oh, Reuben,
don't worry about it.
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How about discussing
tomorrow's show over lunch?
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Is Quiche Lorraine all right?
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Sure. It's my...
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favorite. Weren't
we having leftovers?
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I thought it'd be
a nice surprise.
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♪ I got your love all over me
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♪ And I love it
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♪ Feeling the way that I do ♪
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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I hope we see all
of you again soon.
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Now, I would like to take a
moment to thank a very special man.
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A man who, well, makes us tick.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our
manager, Mr. Reuben Kincaid.
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Reuben, stand up.
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All right, start talking.
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It would help if I knew what
you wanted to talk about.
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Five bucks says you know.
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This is going to hurt me a
lot more than it hurts you.
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I can't take your money.
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Can't take my money?
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Okay, what's going on? Now you
haven't picked on me for a week.
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And now you won't
even take a bribe?
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I want to know why everyone
is so concerned about me.
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Okay. This is going to be
really hard for you to take.
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All that's happening, is
you're being appreciated.
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Appreciated?
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Yes.
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Mr. Kincaid, you'll be loved
for the rest of your days.
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How are the plans
coming for Reuben's party?
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Great so far.
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The restaurant's all set, all
the packages are wrapped
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and Keith called and he
said that the plane was late,
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but he should be
home any minute now.
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Hi, Reuben.
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Reuben, what's wrong?
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I know what's going on.
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Going on with what?
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It came to me last
night after the show.
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The tip off was when you said, "You'll
be loved for the rest of your days."
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Whatever he's talking
about, I'm innocent.
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Laurie, I appreciate your
concern for my blood sugar.
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And the guys trying to keep
me from sleeping my life away.
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And Shirley, fixing me
all those great dinners.
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Boy, I'm gonna miss you guys.
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Reuben, what are
you talking about?
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It's the big casino. And
I'm cashing in my chips.
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The big casino?
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I think he means
his number's up.
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You know that's what I mean.
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Results of my annual physical
must have been so bad,
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Doc Federmeyer didn't figure
I could handle the bad news.
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So he told you, huh?
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Reuben, be serious.
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Well, how else do you
explain all the things
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that have been
happening? Coincidence?
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No! Not coincidence.
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It just so happens that the other night
when Bonnie cancelled the date with you,
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we all felt very badly.
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We realized that being a
bachelor isn't always that easy.
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So we decided it was time
that, well, you were appreciated.
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We just wanted
you to know that...
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Well, that you're an
important part of our family.
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That's the truth?
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So you can hang
on to your chips.
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I feel so silly.
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Well, the thoughts that
were going through my head...
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Well, I figured the
end was up, you know.
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I was working on my will.
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Yeah, I could see all of my relatives
flying into town for that last visit.
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Mom. Ruby.
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Ruby?
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Why, Ruby, you
look a little pale.
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Have you been
taking care of yourself?
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Reuben has been
working hard lately.
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I see. Well, don't
overdo it, Son.
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Remember what happened to
your Cousin Dave? Wonderful man.
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A little younger than
Ruby. Worked like a horse.
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Ate a lot of fried foods. And one
day, when he was eating onion rings...
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Oh, I'm very sorry about that,
but I'm sure you don't have
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to worry about
Reuben, Mrs. Kincaid.
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I eat onion rings.
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What, dear? Nothing.
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Would you like to go
upstairs and freshen up?
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Yes. That might be nice.
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Keith, would you show Mrs.
Kincaid her room, please.
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Reuben, you've
got to cut this out.
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Your mother is going to start thinking
there's something wrong with you.
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Why try to pretend any long...
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When the jig is
up. The jig is up.
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My mother wouldn't
fly 1500 miles to see me
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unless I was either
getting married or...
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Oh, Reuben!
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I think I'll go home
and lie down a while.
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Might as well try to
hang on as long as I can.
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I can't believe it's taking
so long to straighten this out.
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Ruby was always a
very stubborn child.
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It's not easy trying to plan a party for
someone whose new lifestyle is gloomy.
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Shirley, I can't seem
to find any wax paper.
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Oh, we must be out.
I'll run to the store later.
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No need. I've got
some in my suitcase.
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You carry wax paper
in your suitcase?
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Sure. Where I come from,
it's four cents cheaper.
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I have paper towels,
too, if you want any.
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Oh, we are well stocked
in paper towels. Thank you.
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Mom, have you noticed that
Mrs. Kincaid is a little chintzy?
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Sweetheart, the word is
frugal. She's from the old school.
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There must not
have been any tuition.
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No wonder Reuben was so
surprised when she flew in to see him.
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Yeah, well, I think we should
forget about the surprise party.
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I mean, Ed Sullivan with a cold
could be more fun than Reuben.
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I'm sure he'll be all right
by the time of the party.
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If he isn't, maybe
it will cheer him up.
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Oh, sure. If we throw him
on the table and tickle him.
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Well, what have we decided
to do about Little Boy Blue?
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Well, we have decided to go ahead
with the plans and hope he snaps out of it.
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It can only last
a few more days.
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That fast?
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Oh, no!
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Reuben, I know what you're thinking
but that's not what we're talking about.
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That's all right, Shirley.
It's better that I know.
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What have you been
doing today, Ruby?
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Trying on black suits?
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I'm glad you can keep your sense
of humor, in times like this, Mom.
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Good grief!
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You know what I've been doing?
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Was taking a walk in the park.
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Watching the
little children play,
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sitting by that trickling brook.
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And you know what I realized?
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You realized that the grass
was staining your slacks.
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I realized what
life was all about.
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Reuben.
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This has gone far enough.
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If you won't believe any of us,
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why don't you call your doctor and ask him
to recheck the results of your physical?
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I did.
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And?
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There's nothing in the Hippocratic
Oath about fibbing to a patient.
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Or about telling that patient's
friends the truth in order
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to protect him
from the inevitable.
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That's my Ruby.
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I'll take another
walk. Looks like rain.
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Done.
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Done.
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"Happy. Happy." How nice.
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You were supposed
to write "birthday."
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You were supposed
to write "birthday."
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Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
Traffic was terrible.
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Bonnie, I want you
to meet Mrs. Kincaid.
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00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:25,346
Well, so this is the girl that
stole my little Ruby's heart.
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Nice to meet you, Mrs. Kincaid.
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My! You are a lovely girl.
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Thank you.
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I know you two have a lot to talk
about, but Reuben will be here soon.
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Oh, we can talk
at the restaurant.
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Oh, jiggers, it's Ruby.
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Oh, no, hide,
hide in the closet.
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I'm so glad we finally found
a moment together to chat.
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Oh?
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So tell me, Bonnie, how many
children do you and Ruby plan to have?
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Hi, Reuben. Well, I'm
ready. I guess we can go.
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Where is everybody?
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Keith and Laurie went bowling
and the kids are across the street.
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And your mother
went bowling, too.
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Well, as long as nobody's
home, why don't we stay here?
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Those papers you
asked about are in the car.
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My stomach's been
acting up lately, anyway.
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Reuben, I'm awful hungry and
I really don't feel like cooking.
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Okay. Where do you want to go?
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I'll tell you on the way.
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All clear! I personally
don't believe
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in mothers moving in
with their kids, right away.
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Unless of course,
the kids want it.
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That's a different story.
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Uh-huh.
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Quick, quick, come on.
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Mrs. Partridge, Mr. Kincaid.
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Don't you have
any smaller tables?
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Yes, but there are
already people at them.
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Except some at
which there are not.
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Thank you, this will be fine.
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00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:06,414
Reuben, do cheer up.
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I'm okay, Shirley.
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You remember when we all
came here after our first concert?
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So many memories.
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I wish I could convince you. You're
being foolish about this whole thing.
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Shirley, my life is a table.
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So many places yet to be filled.
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Let's not waste these last
precious moments in small talk.
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00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:45,052
Oh, that's nice.
What does it mean?
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I don't know. Heard it
on a wine commercial.
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♪ Happy Birthday to you
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♪ Happy Birthday to you
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♪ Happy Birthday, dear Reuben
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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
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This is a birthday?
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00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:25,626
I've seen happier
looking veal parmesan.
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Well, happy birthday Reuben.
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Blow out the candles.
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So many of them.
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00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:34,735
The old wind isn't
what it used to be.
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You'd never know it.
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Come on, Ruby! Blow!
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Speech!
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As I look back on my life...
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Enough speeches.
Open your presents.
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"Reuben, happy birthday.
Love, Mom." That's nice.
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I didn't think you'd
have any of your own.
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And since I paid $2
for them on the plane,
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seemed like a shame
to just give 'em back.
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I hope they fit you. Try 'em on!
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You look marvelous.
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Happy birthday, Reuben.
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00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:33,427
Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
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Please, please, I
love the presents,
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00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:40,601
but I'm afraid where I'm going,
they don't allow excess baggage.
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All right, Reuben
Clarence Kincaid,
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I stood for a lot in my time but
never for turning down presents.
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00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,312
When you come to your senses
you can write me a post card.
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00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,501
You mean, you're going home?
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00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,148
On the very next flight.
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00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,017
And I'll save these for
your Christmas present.
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00:18:57,987 --> 00:18:59,654
What is it, Reuben?
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00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,989
Well, I'm not going
to the big casino.
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00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,192
I think he cracked
under pressure.
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00:19:05,261 --> 00:19:07,328
I'm alive and well.
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00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,129
But a minute ago you thought...
333
00:19:09,198 --> 00:19:11,599
A minute ago I didn't know
my mother was leaving.
334
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,334
Well, that makes a lot of sense.
335
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,902
Reuben, what are you saying?
336
00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:18,706
Look, there is no way my
mother would lay out $200
337
00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:21,509
for a plane fare and then have
to make the trip back again.
338
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,145
She's too... Pardon me, Mom.
339
00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:28,749
Too cheap.
340
00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:32,720
So if she's going, it means I'm
going to be around for a long time.
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00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:33,954
Thanks, Mom.
342
00:19:34,023 --> 00:19:35,456
It's about time.
343
00:19:35,525 --> 00:19:39,026
Hey, I wanna thank you all
for this great surprise party.
344
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,795
I propose a toast.
345
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:46,701
To Reuben, may we
never be nice to him again.
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00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,203
He can't take it.
347
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,805
Cheers! Cheers!
348
00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:55,075
They love me.
349
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,658
♪ No thunder, no lightning
350
00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:13,494
♪ No showers in your eyes
351
00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:16,430
♪ No dark nights
because they're frightening
352
00:20:16,499 --> 00:20:19,333
♪ No me with a disguise
353
00:20:19,402 --> 00:20:25,038
♪ And when you feel
good Well, I feel good, too
354
00:20:25,107 --> 00:20:28,409
♪ I wouldn't put
nothin' over on you
355
00:20:30,913 --> 00:20:33,313
♪ This mornin' without warnin'
356
00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:36,584
♪ She dropped in on me
357
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:42,356
♪ We sat there but that
there girl means nothin' to me
358
00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:46,694
♪ While she was schemin'
Well, I was dreamin' of you
359
00:20:46,763 --> 00:20:48,095
♪ I was dreaming
360
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,131
♪ I wouldn't put
nothin' over on you
361
00:20:53,803 --> 00:20:59,373
♪ I know it was just a
misunderstanding that you saw
362
00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:02,242
♪ I happened to be
kissin' your best friend
363
00:21:02,311 --> 00:21:05,078
♪ Who lived next door
364
00:21:05,147 --> 00:21:10,651
♪ And in an unfortunate
sequence of events
365
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,853
♪ The next day the
whole town was talkin'
366
00:21:12,922 --> 00:21:15,956
♪ About me behind the fence
367
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:22,129
♪ But don't believe a thing
you hear until you talk to me
368
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,998
♪ 'Cause I wouldn't
put nothin' over on you
369
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:27,768
♪ No, no I wouldn't put nothin'
370
00:21:27,837 --> 00:21:30,638
♪ I wouldn't put
nothin' over on you
371
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,307
♪ No, no I wouldn't put nothin'
372
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,243
♪ I wouldn't put
nothin' over on you
373
00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:38,979
♪ No, no I wouldn't put nothin'
374
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,916
♪ I wouldn't put
nothin' over on you ♪
375
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,621
Hi. Hi, everybody.
376
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,957
Hi. How's it going, Ruby?
377
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,593
Mr. Kincaid to you, squirt.
378
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,039
Well, I see you're
back to normal.
379
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,596
Yeah.
380
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,199
I'm sorry I missed your
birthday party, Mr. Kincaid.
381
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,600
That's all right, kid.
382
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,602
But I have a present for you.
383
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,303
Yeah? It's a song.
384
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:34,284
♪ Sometime in your life
When the days aren't going right
385
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:39,456
♪ And the sunshine is
nowhere your eyes can turn
386
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:43,660
♪ Do remember
It's not a disgrace
387
00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:46,864
♪ That you stepped
out of your place
388
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:51,568
♪ There's a whole wide
human race that's loving you
389
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:21,398
♪ Remember Rome
wasn't built in a day
390
00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:25,102
♪ And there's a
whole lot more to say
391
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:29,406
♪ Don't give up on
life before you know it
392
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:34,044
♪ The sun will shine
in sometime of your life
393
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:37,247
♪ When the days
aren't going right
394
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:42,352
♪ And the sunshine is
nowhere your eyes can turn
395
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,489
♪ Do remember
Please don't get uptight
396
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:49,659
♪ Everything will be all right
397
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:55,933
♪ Because I'll always
be right here just loving you
398
00:23:56,001 --> 00:24:02,005
♪ Yes, I'll always be
right here just loving you
399
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:08,378
♪ Yes, I'll always be
right here just loving you ♪
400
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,113
And I really love you.
401
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:16,153
Thanks, Ricky, that
was a great present.
402
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,366
Well, we better get going
if I'm gonna catch my flight.
403
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,857
Oh, we still have a little time.
404
00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:23,126
Our flight doesn't
leave until 11:30.
405
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,229
Our flight? Oh, yes.
406
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,966
I decided to switch planes.
It's a little out of the way
407
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:30,633
and a lot more expensive.
408
00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:34,137
But we'll have a chance
now for a nice long chat.
409
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,373
Chat? Certainly.
410
00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:39,509
If Bonnie and I are going to be related,
we should get to know each other.
411
00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:41,346
Uh-huh.
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