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♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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♪ and spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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♪ somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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♪ we get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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♪ travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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♪ we'll make you happy
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(sunshine playing)
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♪ we got the
sunshine in our hands
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♪ I've got the
sunshine in my hands
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♪ you've got the
sunshine in your hands
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♪ now let it shine
all over this land
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♪ holy, holy
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♪ glory, glory
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♪ hallelujah I believe it now
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♪ holy, holy
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♪ glory, glory
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♪ you can give without receiving
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♪ you've got the sunshine
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♪ we've got the sunshine
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♪ I've got the sunshine
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♪ you've got the sunshine
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♪ holy, holy
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♪ glory, glory
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♪ I've got the sunshine
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♪ you've got the sunshine
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♪ sunshine in my hands
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♪ you've got the
sunshine in your hands
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♪ we've got the
sunshine in our hands
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♪ now let it shine
all over this land
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♪ you've got to
love, love one another
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♪ whoa, shine,
shine on your brother
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♪ and the whole
world will discover
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♪ in the arms of
every woman and man
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♪ you've got the sunshine
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♪ we got the sunshine
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♪ I've got the
sunshine in my hands
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♪ you've got the
sunshine in your hands
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♪ we've got the
sunshine in our hands
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♪ now let it shine
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♪ all over this land
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(all harmonizing)
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(Audience applauding)
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(Audience cheering)
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Okay. You wanted to watch
the monster from the red planet.
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We watched it. Now
it's my turn to pick.
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Let's face it.
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Sunday TV is either monster
movies or sermonettes.
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Where are the TV listings?
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Oh, I have them.
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There were a lot of
good recipes this Sunday.
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(Knocking on door)
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Come in.
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(Door opens) Hi, Reuben.
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Hi Reuben. Hi.
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Hi. I thought you had
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some sort of special
meeting this afternoon.
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Yeah, I just did.
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Then I came straight over.
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I want you all to watch
something on TV.
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(TV channels changing)
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And I want your honest reaction.
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Announcer: Uncle erwin's
country fried chicken presents
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the Dixie melodies of 1938.
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You hurried over to make us
watch Dixie melodies of 1938?
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Can we give you our
honest reaction now,
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or do we have to sit
through the whole picture?
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Not the movie. The
first commercial.
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It should be on about now.
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Announcer: In a moment,
the Dixie melodies of 1938,
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but first this word.
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(Chiming)
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Erwin on TV: Hi, folks. Uncle erwin
for uncle erwin's country chicken.
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I'm here with my little
barnyard friend elroy.
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Say hello to the folks, elroy.
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Hello, folks.
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Now, elroy done come by here
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to tell y'all about my new...
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(Triangle chiming)
Come-and-get-it special.
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Take it away, elroy.
Thank you, uncle erwin.
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The come-and-get-it special
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is just for you kids.
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Two delicious
drumsticks, lots of fries,
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plus uncle erwin's
special musical triangle.
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Why, you can play everything
from Bacharach to Beethoven
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and Bacharach again.
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(Laughing)
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So get on down to your nearest
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uncle erwin's
country chicken store.
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Chicken so good,
you'll crow for more.
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(Erwin crows)
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All right, take it, Roy.
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Well, what do you think?
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(Chuckles) Well, the question
isn't, "What do we think?" It's,
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"why do you ask?"
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Reuben, that special
meeting this afternoon,
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would it by any chance
have been with uncle erwin?
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Well, as a matter
of fact, it was.
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You see, he's looking for
a new advertising concept.
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What he wants is
the partridge family.
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No. Never.
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No way.
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Forget it. Ditto.
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Tracy? Double ditto.
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Reuben, we are not
going on television
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for uncle erwin's
country chicken.
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That's the worst commercial I...
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That is just the point. It
wouldn't be like the one you saw.
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He wants to do a
quality commercial.
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(Sighs)
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Shirley, would I even
listen to the man's offer
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if there was any
question of taste?
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We know you wouldn't
ask us to do anything
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that wasn't in
our best interest.
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But how do we know we
won't have to talk to a rooster
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by the name of elroy?
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Meet the man.
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Shirley, it's a good
product, isn't it?
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Of course it is. We buy
the chicken all the time,
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but that commercial...
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And I have erwin's promise
that this commercial will be
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simple, tasteful, and appealing.
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Well...
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(Sighs) I guess it wouldn't
hurt to talk to the man.
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What we had in mind was
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kind of a pleasant
Meadow, maybe a picnic.
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A nice family.
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Well, that's where
you all come in.
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Enjoying the day
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and each other, and, of course,
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a big bucket of uncle
erwin's country fried chicken.
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Well, that sounds nice.
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Yes, it does.
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What makes it so
special for us is that,
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well, you all are in it,
and I mean all of you.
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Now, I want you to know that
you were not my first choice.
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You was my only choice.
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Now, what do you
say? How about it?
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Well, it sounds very impressive.
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Kids? Sure.
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Fine with me. Let's do it.
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In that case,
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we'd be glad to do
your commercial, erwin.
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(People chattering)
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First time I've ever been
nervous about a picnic.
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Ah, there's nothing to it.
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You just act natural.
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Director: Okay, Nick,
hop on the crane.
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(Director claps)
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Try to stay awake.
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We want to shoot this today.
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Mrs. Partridge,
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I know that you're
new at this sort of thing.
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Just think of this
as a normal picnic.
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It's a beautiful day.
You're out with your family,
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enjoying the great
outdoors, okay?
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Okay.
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Okay, boys, let's go for a take.
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Man: Partridge family,
chicken commercial, take one.
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(Instrumental music playing)
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Announcer: Another pleasant day,
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compliments of uncle
erwin's country fried chicken.
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I think that really says it.
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That's very impressive.
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Thanks to the partridge family,
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it's exactly what we wanted.
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I don't want to sound immodest,
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but I think it was just great.
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The franchise owners
will be very pleased
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when we show it to them, erwin.
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Hmm. It is everything we wanted,
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except for one thing.
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Director: What's that, erwin?
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Well, I... I don't rightly know.
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There is something the matter.
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Now, I can't quite put
my finger on it, but...
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I will. Mmm-hmm.
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I most surely will.
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(Romantic music playing)
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Now. Here we go. For you.
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Oh, Reuben, champagne.
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(Giggles) You shouldn't have.
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Oh, no doubt about it.
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This is going to be an
evening to remember.
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(Sighs)
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Reuben. What kind of
a girl do you think I am?
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You were right the first time.
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(Phone ringing)
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Aren't you going to answer it?
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A little later. When?
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Maybe tomorrow.
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Reuben, I think you
better answer it now.
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The ringing doesn't
go with the music.
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All right.
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(Ringing continues)
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(Sighs)
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Hello. Oh, hi, Shirley.
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Listen, could I call you back?
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Come over?
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Well, now?
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Well, couldn't it
wait until later?
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Erwin?
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It doesn't make
him think chicken?
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Well, what is the one little
change he wants to make?
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Well, can't you just tell me?
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Why do I have to come over?
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Yeah, all right. All right.
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I'll be right over. Yeah.
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Reuben.
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Why me?
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Why does it always happen to me?
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Never happens to anybody else,
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but it always happens to me.
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Bonnie, uh, I'll be
back as soon as I can.
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Reuben.
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You won't be long, will you?
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Oh, you'll, uh...
You'll miss me, huh?
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Well, no, but I have a
flight later, and I'm starved.
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Do you think you could
pick up a pepperoni pizza
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on your way home?
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Pepperoni? Hmm.
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Right.
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Reuben?
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Yes, Bonnie?
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No anchovies.
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No anchovies.
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Shirley. Shirley: In the
living room, Reuben.
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All right, Shirley,
what was so important
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that it couldn't
have waited until...
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(Chuckles)
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(Clears throat)
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This is erwin's
one little change.
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Oh.
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Well, Shirley, you
got to admit one thing.
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What?
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It does make you think chicken.
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Reuben: Fine, but, Mr. Lingella,
give me one good reason
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why my clients should have
to do a second commercial
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in chicken suits.
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Yeah, well...
Mister... Mr. Lingella?
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I only asked for one reason.
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Thank you. Goodbye.
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Well? Oh, that was, uh,
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erwin's attorney,
uh, Mr. Lingella.
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Mmm-hmm. A very,
very capable lawyer.
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Reuben, we know
it was his lawyer.
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Do we have to do
the other commercial?
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Let me put it this way.
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Erwin makes the
world's best fried chicken,
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and his lawyer makes the
world's tightest contracts.
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Well, I've got a
simple solution.
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We just won't do it.
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Oh, then we get sued, and they
stop us from working anywhere.
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00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,733
Then I guess we
do it. If we do it,
262
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,367
we won't be able to get a
date playing a supermarket.
263
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:02,167
Well, if we can't do it
and we can't not do it,
264
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:04,633
what do we do?
265
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:09,067
Six lunks in chicken
suits. We're finished.
266
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:12,267
Our only hope is if erwin doesn't
like the second commercial either.
267
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,667
(Sighs)
268
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:15,900
What did you just say?
269
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,933
I didn't say anything.
270
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,500
Yes, you did.
271
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:22,367
You said, "Our only hope is
272
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:24,476
"if erwin doesn't like the
second commercial either."
273
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,800
Keith, what are you getting at?
274
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,700
Well, don't you
see? It's simple.
275
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:31,133
We do a commercial so bad
that even erwin won't like it.
276
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,433
(Sighs) I don't know. It
sounds underhanded.
277
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,733
You call this playing fair?
278
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,267
Now, I know you all
probably came here
279
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:47,167
to tell me you do not like
the idea of the chicken suits.
280
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:51,200
But this is one case where I
have to rely on my instincts.
281
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:54,767
You don't spend 40 years around
chickens without some of it rubbing off.
282
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,333
Well, you know what I mean.
283
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,733
Erwin, we're not
here to complain.
284
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,067
You're not? No, actually,
285
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,733
we thought it over, and
decided maybe you're right.
286
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,500
We just thought we might add
a couple of things ourselves.
287
00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,100
Yeah, we'd take your
idea and build on it.
288
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,200
Sort of take your
style and run with it.
289
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:19,033
Mmm-hmm. You
mean you like my style?
290
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,667
Well, it, uh, grows on you.
291
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:24,767
That sounds just
fine. I mean, just fine.
292
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,567
Well, thank you very much.
293
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:29,033
Oh, thank you. Will
you be at the, uh,
294
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,267
filming by any chance?
295
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,667
I'd love to. Ah.
296
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,000
But I can't.
297
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:37,167
(All sighing in relief)
298
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:39,600
Ah, you can't.
Well, that's too bad.
299
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,433
However, I will be back in time
300
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:45,033
to play the commercial for
the franchise owner convention.
301
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,967
Till then, now, don't you all do
anything I wouldn't do, you hear?
302
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:49,633
You can bet on that. Goodbye.
303
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,900
Goodbye. Bye.
304
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:56,633
(Zany music playing)
305
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,000
Announcer: Another pleasant day,
306
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compliments of uncle
erwin's country fried chicken.
307
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,667
Well, erwin?
308
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:12,800
What do you think?
309
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,367
I don't like it.
310
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:22,367
No, sir. I just don't like it.
311
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,533
I love it.
312
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,567
You love it?
313
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,333
Best commercial I ever did see.
314
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,233
Forget about that first one.
315
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,333
I can't wait to get
this one on the air.
316
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,433
(Sighs)
317
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,633
(Clears throat)
318
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,267
Well, cheer up, kids.
319
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,567
You're not going out
there to face a firing squad.
320
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:02,000
Danny: This is worse.
321
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,533
At least when you
face a firing squad,
322
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,433
they give you a blindfold.
323
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,367
Yeah, if we're embarrassed now,
324
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:10,000
think what it'll be like when
they show it on television.
325
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:13,033
I'd rather not think about
that, if you don't mind.
326
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,933
I wonder if they could use a
cute redhead in the foreign legion.
327
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,467
Wait a minute.
328
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,800
Why are we so worried?
329
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,967
I assume that's a
rhetorical question.
330
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,300
We don't like the
commercial, right?
331
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:30,933
Now, where did mama
ever get an idea like that?
332
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,267
Look, there's a whole
roomful of people out there
333
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,767
that feel just like us.
334
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:35,900
Embarrassed?
335
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,567
Shirley, what are
you getting at?
336
00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,867
Reuben, you have
to do something fast.
337
00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,000
Come with me.
338
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,367
(Audience cheering)
339
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,200
Erwin: And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
340
00:18:57,267 --> 00:19:01,167
it's time for that special
treat I told y'all about earlier.
341
00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:03,767
As you all know,
I'm about to embark
342
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,467
on a different
concept of advertising,
343
00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:10,667
and the first step is a
new television commercial.
344
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,667
So, without further
delay, let's just, uh,
345
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:18,300
let's just have a
look at it, shall we?
346
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,067
(Audience cheering)
347
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:25,067
(Zany music playing)
348
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,567
Oh, hi, Shirley.
349
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:31,333
I'm just showing
them the commercial.
350
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,633
I know.
351
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,000
(Audience murmuring)
352
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:43,400
Everything's all set.
353
00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:49,667
(Murmuring continues)
354
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:53,933
They're not laughing.
355
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,200
(Laughing)
356
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,233
Announcer: Another pleasant day,
357
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:16,633
compliments of uncle
erwin's country fried chicken.
358
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:21,300
Hey, uncle erwin.
Come on out here.
359
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,000
Hey, that's a great joke.
360
00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:24,833
Now, where's the
real commercial?
361
00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:30,867
The real commercial?
362
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,400
Audience: Yeah. Yeah.
363
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,167
(Audience murmuring)
364
00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:40,000
(Audience cheering)
365
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,067
Thank you very much.
366
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:49,600
We hope you all enjoyed
367
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,233
uncle erwin's little joke.
368
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,567
(All laughing)
369
00:20:58,433 --> 00:21:00,433
We had great fun doing it.
370
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,433
Now we have the real
commercial for you.
371
00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:06,200
We do? We do.
372
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:09,200
This is a film that
we're all very proud of.
373
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,667
We hope you like it.
374
00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:12,267
(Audience cheering)
375
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:19,973
Shirley, how did
you know that they...
376
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:22,300
Just intuition, I guess.
377
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:24,567
What if they don't like it any
better than the other one?
378
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,100
(Instrumental music playing)
379
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:30,067
(Audience murmuring)
380
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,833
Announcer: Another pleasant day,
381
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:36,267
compliments of uncle
erwin's country fried chicken.
382
00:21:37,067 --> 00:21:38,667
(All cheering)
383
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,567
I don't know how
to thank you, Shirley.
384
00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:47,333
Well, it isn't necessary.
385
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,167
I think you done a
favor for both of us.
386
00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:53,567
Well, no offense, but,
um, I think you're right.
387
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:55,300
(Both laughing)
388
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:02,067
(Playing friend and a lover)
389
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:08,167
All: (Singing) ♪ na-na na-na-na
390
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,000
♪ na na na-na na
391
00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:13,267
♪ na na na-na na
na na na-na na na
392
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,533
♪ caught in a dead end
393
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,300
♪ you took the wrong bend
394
00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:20,533
♪ to you I'm a friend
395
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,500
♪ but I wanna be your lover
396
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:24,667
♪ caught in a hurricane
397
00:22:24,733 --> 00:22:27,200
♪ out in the cold rain
398
00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:29,600
♪ couldn't make it much plainer
399
00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:31,500
♪ but you still can't discover
400
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,733
♪ that I wanna be your lover
401
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,600
♪ na na na-na na na na na-na na
402
00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:40,467
♪ na na na-na na
403
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,700
♪ na na na-na na na
404
00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,833
♪ na na na-na na
405
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:47,167
♪ na na na-na na
406
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:51,667
♪ na na na-na na
na na na-na na na
407
00:22:57,033 --> 00:22:59,167
♪ night and day day and night
408
00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:00,800
♪ night and day and night
409
00:23:00,867 --> 00:23:03,367
♪ oh, I need you
all: ♪ I need you
410
00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:05,533
♪ right by my side
411
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,033
♪ inside, outside upside down
412
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:12,167
♪ everything is turned around
without you ♪ without you
413
00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:17,767
♪ up on a tightrope
below there's no hope
414
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:18,867
♪ no hope
415
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:21,100
♪ 'cause I'm only your friend
416
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,800
♪ and I wanna be your lover
417
00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:25,067
♪ caught in a landslide
418
00:23:25,133 --> 00:23:27,833
♪ feel like it's
low tide ♪ low tide
419
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,833
♪ well, I swallowed my pride
420
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:34,033
♪ but you still can't discover
that I wanna be your lover
421
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,267
♪ na na na-na na
422
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:40,700
♪ na na na-na na na na na-na na
423
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,967
♪ na na na-na na na
424
00:23:43,033 --> 00:23:47,400
♪ na na na-na na na na na-na na
425
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,633
♪ na na na-na na
426
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,167
♪ na na na-na na na
427
00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:55,000
(audience cheering)
428
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:06,876
Reuben: It won't
take very long, Shirley.
429
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:08,600
All I want you to do
is explain to Bonnie
430
00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:10,900
why I've been standing
her up so much lately.
431
00:24:10,967 --> 00:24:14,600
Reuben, what good would it do for
me to explain to miss kleinschmitt?
432
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:17,300
I mean, wouldn't a note
from your mother work better?
433
00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:19,167
Oh, that's funny.
That's very funny.
434
00:24:19,233 --> 00:24:20,367
(Giggles)
435
00:24:20,433 --> 00:24:22,200
Well, here we go.
436
00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:27,333
Uh, who are you?
437
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,300
I'm Gwen. Oh.
438
00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:31,300
Where's Bonnie?
439
00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:33,033
Oh, she couldn't make it.
440
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:36,067
Uh, I guess you could say
she sent me to sort of fill in.
441
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,000
Oh, she did, did she?
442
00:24:39,067 --> 00:24:40,167
(Giggles)
443
00:24:40,233 --> 00:24:41,667
Well, that was thoughtful.
444
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:44,300
Yeah, but I had no
idea you had a date.
445
00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:46,233
Date? Oh. Oh, no.
446
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,500
No, she was just, uh,
seeing me to the door.
447
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:50,467
Hey, thanks a lot, sis.
448
00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:52,167
I think I can take it from here.
449
00:24:52,233 --> 00:24:53,833
Are you sure you
don't want me to stay?
450
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:56,367
No. I mean, that
won't be necessary.
451
00:24:56,433 --> 00:24:58,433
Gwen will keep me company.
452
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,733
Oh, good. I'll
go and call frank.
453
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,067
Sure, you go and get... frank?
454
00:25:04,133 --> 00:25:05,667
My husband.
455
00:25:05,733 --> 00:25:07,409
Oh, Bonnie thought you
might enjoy the two of us
456
00:25:07,433 --> 00:25:08,933
keeping you company.
457
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,033
The two of you?
458
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,567
(Chuckles)
459
00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:16,967
Kleinschmitt one,
Kincaid nothing.
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