Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,967 --> 00:00:04,900
[Partridge family theme playing]
2
00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:14,499
♪ come on now and
meet everybody ♪
3
00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:18,499
♪ and hear us singing ♪
4
00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:22,832
♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
5
00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:26,932
♪ when we're singing ♪
6
00:00:26,933 --> 00:00:28,366
♪ the five of us ♪
7
00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:30,166
♪ and mom working all day ♪
8
00:00:30,167 --> 00:00:33,632
♪ we knew we could help
her if our music would pay ♪
9
00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:36,399
♪ Danny got Reuben
to sell our song ♪
10
00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,966
♪ and it really came together
when mom sang along ♪
11
00:00:39,967 --> 00:00:44,132
♪ come on now and
meet everybody ♪
12
00:00:44,133 --> 00:00:48,332
♪ and hear us singing ♪
13
00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:52,532
♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
14
00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:55,866
♪ when we're singing ♪
15
00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:59,132
♪ when we're singing ♪
16
00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:02,600
♪ when we're singing ♪♪
17
00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:11,766
Still no Lori? No.
18
00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,299
She's more than
a half-hour late,
19
00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,699
and I don't think it's fair
for her to keep us waiting.
20
00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,632
No, it isn't,
21
00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:19,032
but this time,
let's let it slide.
22
00:01:19,033 --> 00:01:20,166
Danny: I've got an idea.
23
00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,199
Let's beat her up.
24
00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,200
It's good for morale.
25
00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,832
No jokes, please.
26
00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:27,599
Look, Lori's in for
some bad news,
27
00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,466
and it's up to us to
help soften the blow.
28
00:01:30,467 --> 00:01:31,747
What is it? What
happened to her?
29
00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,766
This morning,
30
00:01:33,767 --> 00:01:35,766
Dr. Kessler told me that
Lori has to wear braces.
31
00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:36,799
Oh, no. You're kidding.
32
00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,520
You mean the whole
bit? The railroad tracks?
33
00:01:38,733 --> 00:01:40,033
Transcontinental.
34
00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:41,867
Oh, no. Poor Lori.
35
00:01:42,867 --> 00:01:43,966
So, you see,
36
00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:46,532
she needs all the
help she can get.
37
00:01:46,533 --> 00:01:47,566
I know.
38
00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:48,966
We'll make her
see the bright side.
39
00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:51,066
All kids with braces
have never had a singer
40
00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,699
to identify with before.
41
00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,532
This could be the
high point of her career.
42
00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:57,132
Nice try, honey,
but it won't work.
43
00:01:57,133 --> 00:01:58,800
Here she comes.
44
00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:02,733
Ah, look, kids, i...
45
00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:04,399
I want to talk to Lori alone,
46
00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,199
so could you find a
reason to leave, please?
47
00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,200
Yeah, okay. Sure, mom.
48
00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,599
Okay.
49
00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,699
I'm sorry I'm late.
50
00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:11,700
It's all right, honey.
51
00:02:11,701 --> 00:02:14,199
Did Jerry ask you to go steady?
52
00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,632
He lost his nerve,
53
00:02:15,633 --> 00:02:17,266
but he's gonna
try again tomorrow.
54
00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:19,932
Well, I'm sorry you're
not going steady, honest.
55
00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:23,699
I... I better go get...
Some sheet music.
56
00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,732
I've got to go
throw knuckleballs.
57
00:02:25,733 --> 00:02:27,932
I have to go make mud pies.
58
00:02:27,933 --> 00:02:29,632
I'd better make
sure my pet lizard
59
00:02:29,633 --> 00:02:31,167
has plenty of flies.
60
00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:36,032
What happened?
61
00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:37,899
I thought we were
supposed to have a rehearsal.
62
00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:39,833
Let's you and I
have a little talk.
63
00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:49,432
How do you think she'll take it?
64
00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:50,466
The braces?
65
00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:51,600
Mm-hmm.
66
00:02:52,933 --> 00:02:54,732
Oh, Lori's cool.
She can handle it.
67
00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:56,632
Yeah, but Lori's a girl.
68
00:02:56,633 --> 00:02:58,033
She's gonna take it hard.
69
00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:01,366
I just hope she
doesn't get hysterical.
70
00:03:01,367 --> 00:03:02,666
She won't.
71
00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:03,667
She'll be brave.
72
00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,666
Six months?
73
00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,933
Oh, honey, I know
this is a shock for you.
74
00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,832
And I'm not gonna
try and kid you
75
00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:16,299
by saying it won't
make any difference
76
00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,799
in the way you look,
77
00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,799
but isn't it better to wear
braces for six months
78
00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:25,832
and have beautiful teeth
for the rest of your life?
79
00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:28,199
When do I get them?
80
00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,567
Tomorrow, 1:00.
81
00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:35,133
That's when I'm
supposed to meet Jerry.
82
00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,966
Lori's very mature.
83
00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:40,466
Mature people
don't get hysterical.
84
00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:41,799
She'll be brave.
85
00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,232
It doesn't matter how
mature women are.
86
00:03:44,233 --> 00:03:46,232
They still get goofy
about how they look.
87
00:03:46,233 --> 00:03:48,332
I think she'll be brave.
88
00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:49,399
Hysterical. Brave.
89
00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,567
Hysterical!
90
00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,100
She was both.
91
00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,199
Stop that.
92
00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,667
Hey.
93
00:04:40,267 --> 00:04:41,267
Here comes Jerry again.
94
00:04:41,268 --> 00:04:42,800
Again?
95
00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,066
He's walked by here
at least 35 times today.
96
00:04:49,067 --> 00:04:51,966
What's he doing?
97
00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:53,199
He's hoping he'll see Lori.
98
00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,200
It's the old,
99
00:04:54,201 --> 00:04:55,732
"hi, Lori. What a coincidence.
100
00:04:55,733 --> 00:04:58,066
I just happened to
be passing by, " Trick.
101
00:04:58,067 --> 00:04:59,599
Some coincidence.
102
00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,000
Guys in love are crazy.
103
00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:04,467
[Honking]
104
00:05:07,567 --> 00:05:08,567
Here he comes.
105
00:05:14,433 --> 00:05:15,433
Jerry: Hi. Both: Oh, hi.
106
00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,440
Just happened to be passing by.
107
00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:22,032
Is Lori here?
108
00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:23,599
No, she's at the dentist.
109
00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,032
Oh.
110
00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,632
Well, that's where
she said she was going
111
00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:27,832
when she broke our date,
112
00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,499
but I just thought
something might be wrong.
113
00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,500
No, not exactly.
114
00:05:30,501 --> 00:05:31,532
The dentist is gonna give...
115
00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:33,899
Ah, is gonna give
her a check-up.
116
00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,033
I'll have her call you
when she gets in.
117
00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,032
Thanks.
118
00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:41,099
Well...
119
00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,100
See you.
120
00:05:42,101 --> 00:05:43,399
See you.
121
00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,267
Bye.
122
00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:50,866
Okay, what was that all about?
123
00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:51,966
Lori said she wanted
124
00:05:51,967 --> 00:05:53,366
to tell him about
the braces herself.
125
00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:54,666
But why?
126
00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:56,666
It's not like she has a
terminal disease or anything.
127
00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:57,699
It doesn't matter.
128
00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:00,000
She said she wanted to tell him.
129
00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,100
Hi, kids.
130
00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:10,299
Hi, Mr. Kincaid.
131
00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:11,300
How are you doing, Reuben?
132
00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:12,499
What are you doing in town?
133
00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:13,766
Kids, I have great news.
134
00:06:13,767 --> 00:06:15,566
That's good, because
we have bad news.
135
00:06:15,567 --> 00:06:16,866
Oh? What's your bad news?
136
00:06:16,867 --> 00:06:18,232
What's your great news?
137
00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,233
I asked you first.
138
00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:21,633
Why is it,
139
00:06:21,634 --> 00:06:22,832
whenever I get with you kids,
140
00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,599
I descend to your level?
141
00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,232
Oh, all right.
142
00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:28,666
The good news is that
the Wayne burgess show
143
00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:31,299
is taping in San
Francisco this week,
144
00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,632
and I've convinced
them to come down
145
00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:35,066
and tape a segment right here.
146
00:06:35,067 --> 00:06:36,666
The partridge family at home.
147
00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:37,947
Hey, that's
terrific. It sure is!
148
00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:40,199
Mr. Kincaid?
149
00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,366
That's a masterstroke.
150
00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:42,932
Congratulations.
151
00:06:42,933 --> 00:06:44,166
Thanks, Danny.
152
00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:45,732
I'm learning.
153
00:06:45,733 --> 00:06:47,166
Now, what is your bad news?
154
00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:49,633
Lori's at the ornithologist.
155
00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,666
Why? Has she got a sick bird?
156
00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,967
He means the orthodontist.
157
00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:56,933
Oh.
158
00:06:56,934 --> 00:06:58,933
She's gonna have to wear braces.
159
00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,399
Poor kid.
160
00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,699
At her age, that's
gonna be rough.
161
00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,833
Well, we'll just have to
make her see the bright side.
162
00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:08,333
Bright side?
163
00:07:08,334 --> 00:07:11,032
Yeah.
164
00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:12,299
Yeah.
165
00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:16,166
All those kids out there
with braces on their teeth.
166
00:07:16,167 --> 00:07:19,132
They never had a
singer to identify with.
167
00:07:19,133 --> 00:07:21,199
This could be a high
point in her career.
168
00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,666
That's exactly what
I said, Mr. Kincaid.
169
00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:26,432
You know, we think a lot alike.
170
00:07:26,433 --> 00:07:27,433
I know.
171
00:07:27,434 --> 00:07:29,667
And sometimes it scares me.
172
00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,166
Well, they're back.
173
00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:38,799
Okay, kids, come
here. Come here, quick.
174
00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,132
Okay now, look.
175
00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:41,899
We shouldn't mention
Lori's braces, right?
176
00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:42,900
All: Right.
177
00:07:42,901 --> 00:07:43,966
Right.
178
00:07:43,967 --> 00:07:45,566
But don't be overly nice either.
179
00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:48,166
Okay. Just treat her as
rotten as you normally do.
180
00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,167
Okay. Reuben: Okay.
181
00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:53,399
Reuben, what are
you doing in town?
182
00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,732
Shirley, I have great news.
183
00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:56,332
We're gonna be on the
Wayne burgess show.
184
00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:57,366
Right here in our house.
185
00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:58,699
Reuben, that's wonderful.
186
00:07:58,700 --> 00:07:59,833
When is it?
187
00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,600
Tomorrow afternoon.
188
00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:04,399
Isn't that fantastic, Lori?
189
00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,067
We're gonna be seen
on nationwide TV.
190
00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:10,700
Oh, no.
191
00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,467
I didn't mean to make her cry.
192
00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:20,466
I've got to go and
apologize to her.
193
00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:23,566
Honey, the best thing to do
now is just leave her alone.
194
00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:24,567
She's pretty upset.
195
00:08:24,568 --> 00:08:25,933
Do you think she'll do the show?
196
00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,399
You don't have to worry
about Lori, Mr. Kincaid.
197
00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,400
She won't let us down.
198
00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:32,766
Strange.
199
00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:35,067
That's what Caesar
said about brutus.
200
00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:44,032
Lori?
201
00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:46,299
Has anyone heard
Lori talk today?
202
00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,432
She hasn't said a word
203
00:08:47,433 --> 00:08:48,632
since she left the
dentist's office.
204
00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:50,199
Hasn't even opened her mouth.
205
00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,766
It's too bad grown
women don't wear braces.
206
00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:55,632
It would sure make
the divorce rate drop.
207
00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:57,132
She has to open her mouth now.
208
00:08:57,133 --> 00:08:58,433
She has to eat.
209
00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:26,367
Hi.
210
00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,700
Can I talk to you for a minute?
211
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,166
Look, honey, there's no reason
212
00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:42,500
to be so down in the mouth.
213
00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:45,832
I'm sorry.
214
00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,667
It was a bad choice of words.
215
00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:50,966
Lori, the kids
want me to tell you
216
00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,366
that they're willing
to cancel the show
217
00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:53,700
if you don't feel up to it.
218
00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:25,666
Mr. Burgess is gonna have
a hard time replacing us.
219
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,000
It's pretty late.
220
00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:37,367
Honey, I know how you feel.
221
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,332
But you're gonna have
to wear those braces
222
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,333
for six months.
223
00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:47,100
We can't cancel all
of our engagements.
224
00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:51,132
And you can't just stop talking.
225
00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:52,600
Women aren't built that way.
226
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:55,966
And you can't just eat soup.
227
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:57,266
Sooner or later,
228
00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:59,066
you're gonna get a
noodle caught in your straw
229
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:00,133
or something.
230
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,800
Oh, mom, what am I gonna do?
231
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:12,967
Well, that's a step
in the right direction.
232
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:21,832
[Doorbell rings]
233
00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:23,232
Shirley: Lori,
would you get that?
234
00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,699
I'm not dressed yet.
235
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,133
Okay, mom.
236
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,466
Hi.
237
00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:32,266
I'm wink burgess, superstar.
238
00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:34,066
Here's an autographed
picture of me.
239
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,399
This is Tommy Phillips,
our producer/director.
240
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,499
Pay no attention to him.
241
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:40,132
I'm the one with the profile.
242
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,799
And you must be Lori partridge.
243
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:47,199
Oh, what a beautiful young girl.
244
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:52,066
And you're so lucky
to be this close to me.
245
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:53,666
I realize I'm early, but
where is everybody?
246
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:56,832
Oh, well, mom and the
kids are upstairs changing
247
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,466
and Keith and Reuben
are in the garage
248
00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,467
bringing in the equipment.
249
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,632
Oh, that's great.
250
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,753
How long have you been
talking into your hand, anyway?
251
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,200
Well, here's an
autographed picture
252
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:07,832
for each of them.
253
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,499
They'd look nice on that wall.
254
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:14,066
Yes... one long row of me.
255
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,666
Why don't we take
a few publicity shots
256
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,187
while we're waiting?
Great idea, Tommy.
257
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:18,667
Great idea.
258
00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:20,099
Come on, now, give us a smile.
259
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,100
A nice, big smile.
260
00:12:21,101 --> 00:12:22,299
Oh, come on.
261
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,499
You can do better than that.
262
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,199
No, come on, come on, Lori.
263
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,566
Give us a nice, big smile.
264
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:27,699
Oh, get those down.
265
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,299
Give us a nice, big smile.
266
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,300
Come on, now.
267
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,332
Give us a big smile.
268
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,233
Come on, let's see some teeth.
269
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:42,233
I can't. What happened?
270
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:04,299
Hi.
271
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,300
What a coincidence.
272
00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:06,933
I just happened
to be passing by.
273
00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:18,399
Lori?
274
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,932
I've got to ask you this
while I've got my nerve up.
275
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:23,566
Would you...
276
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:26,000
Go steady with me?
277
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,900
I can't do that either.
278
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:34,733
Lori?
279
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,067
Did she tell you yet?
280
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,132
Tell me what?
281
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,367
I can't tell you.
282
00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,066
Okay, keep moving, keep moving.
283
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,732
We haven't got all day.
284
00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,132
Can I have a
lighting... Over here.
285
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,133
Would you come over here...
286
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,599
That's right, uh, this one.
287
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,999
Work this one and plug that in.
288
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,399
You don't have to do that now.
289
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,899
You don't have to do that now.
290
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,032
Watch the light.
Watch the light.
291
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:04,033
All right. Okay. Listen.
292
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:08,100
Here, here, here, here, here.
293
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,399
Okay, can I have...
294
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,732
Come on, come on, come
on. Relax for a minute.
295
00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:15,799
I want to get a
rehearsal on the song.
296
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,299
Well, we can't put
it off any longer.
297
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,366
You can do it, can't you?
298
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:24,466
Sure.
299
00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:25,467
Nothing to it.
300
00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:26,699
Nothing to what, hmm? Hmm?
301
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,266
Why does she talk into her hand?
302
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,267
That's not natural, you know?
303
00:14:30,268 --> 00:14:32,466
It's nothing, really.
304
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:35,066
It's just that Lori
just got braces,
305
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,099
and she's reluctant to
open her mouth, that's all.
306
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,966
A singer who won't sing.
307
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:40,732
Isn't that wonderful?
308
00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:42,166
I could've booked
a militant priest
309
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:44,166
who demands sundays off.
310
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,832
I could've booked
a leather craftsman
311
00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:48,032
who hand-tooled
his wife, but no.
312
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:49,632
Wink: I book a
singer who won't sing.
313
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:50,633
Reuben: Oh, she'll sing,
314
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:51,666
and with no hands.
315
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,667
Good.
316
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:53,899
Wink: Hey, come on.
317
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,899
Let's get on with it before
she changes her mind.
318
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,232
Okay, uh,
319
00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,832
let's go through it
without singing the lyrics.
320
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,832
The soundman wants to
get a level on the instruments.
321
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:02,833
Anything.
322
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,032
Let's just get on with it.
323
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,100
We're running late.
324
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,399
Okay, okay.
325
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,400
One. Two.
326
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400
Three. [Doorbell rings]
327
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,566
A doorbell? A doorbell?
328
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,999
We're doing a TV show,
329
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,332
and we're interrupted
by a doorbell?
330
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,132
My mother told me not
to become a superstar,
331
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,432
but I wouldn't listen.
332
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:27,199
Why, I'm... I'm
sorry, Mr. Burgess.
333
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200
Wink. Wink.
334
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,832
Bill, come on in.
335
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,099
Hi. Am I late?
336
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,199
No, no.
337
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,332
You're just in
time for rehearsal.
338
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,432
Uh, this is
Dr. Kessler, our dentist.
339
00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:39,432
I invited him over to
watch us film the show.
340
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:41,899
Mrs. Partridge,
this is a TV show,
341
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,932
not a block party.
342
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:45,699
Dr. Kessler, this is Mr...
343
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:46,832
Charmed, charmed,
344
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,266
but we're a little
bit behind schedule.
345
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,932
Here, here... Put
this over your heart.
346
00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:51,899
It prevents warts.
347
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,060
Come on. Let's get on with it.
348
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,500
Why don't you sit
down over here?
349
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:05,967
Okay. This is a rehearsal,
and instruments only.
350
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,233
All right.
351
00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:12,799
One, two, three, four.
352
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,733
[Piano playing]
353
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:24,666
[Piano playing out of tune]
354
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,699
[Music petering out]
355
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,032
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
356
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:29,267
Lori, what's the matter?
357
00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,032
I don't know.
358
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,633
There's a funny
buzzing in my ears.
359
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:37,532
Well, i...
360
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,932
I'm sorry about
this, Mr. Burgess.
361
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:39,966
I really am.
362
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:40,967
Me too.
363
00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:42,166
I could've been interviewing
364
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,366
a man who takes
aerial photographs
365
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:45,366
of Kate Smith.
366
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:46,900
But no, I have to listen to you.
367
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
I'm on a diet.
368
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,733
Let's try it again.
369
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:55,667
Okay.
370
00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:58,532
One, two, three, four.
371
00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:00,467
[Music playing]
372
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,299
[Piano playing wrong notes]
373
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,299
Wait a minute, wait
a minute. Hold it.
374
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,766
Lori, this is a 2/4 count.
375
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:14,099
I know, but my
mouth is playing 3/4.
376
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,666
That doesn't make any sense.
377
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,399
I know you're not
gonna believe this,
378
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,199
but I can hear
music in my mouth.
379
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,566
Oh, wonderful. Wonderful.
380
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,566
I've found a girl who
has a mouth for music.
381
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:28,532
Lori, what kind
of a story is that?
382
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:29,533
I don't know.
383
00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:33,132
I... I can hear
music in my mouth.
384
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:34,567
I think it's the rolling stones.
385
00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:37,932
Lori, I'm on your side,
386
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,299
but the rolling stones don't
make personal appearances
387
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,466
in a person's mouth.
388
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:45,432
Honey, you did agree
to do this, remember?
389
00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,233
I did agree, and
I want to do it.
390
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:51,833
I'm not making it up.
391
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,899
You don't believe me, do you?
392
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,399
Excuse me.
393
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,599
This could be the
piebald syndrome.
394
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,499
No, I'm sure it's
the rolling stones.
395
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,532
Dr. Kessler: But the
piebald syndrome
396
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,566
is when the metal in your
mouth collects radio signals.
397
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,066
You're kidding.
398
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,266
No, not at all.
399
00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:12,227
It happens quite often,
but usually with fillings.
400
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:15,032
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
401
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,066
For a while, I
didn't believe it.
402
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,733
Lori, can I listen
to your mouth?
403
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,199
Is there anything
we can do about it?
404
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,200
Oh, sure.
405
00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:24,299
I could remove the braces,
406
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,732
but that would take
about three hours.
407
00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:27,799
In three hours, I shall
be in Los Angeles,
408
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,832
interviewing an ex-trappist monk
409
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,933
who inscribes graffiti
on the head of a pin.
410
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:34,932
Why don't we go
around asking everybody
411
00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,032
to maintain radio silence
412
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,353
until we're through
with the show?
413
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,499
That's not a bad idea.
414
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,766
Braces aren't the best
receivers, are they?
415
00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:44,532
And they usually pick
up signals quite close by...
416
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,599
Hundred, 200 yards.
417
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,066
Well, then, what
are we waiting for?
418
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,366
Here... Phillips!
419
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,199
Take some men and go east.
420
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,466
Mrs. Partridge,
421
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,632
you and your family
fan out across the street.
422
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,099
You... technicians,
grips, gaffers...
423
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,732
Take the houses behind.
424
00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:57,932
I'll go stand in the street
425
00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:58,933
and meet my public.
426
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:00,167
Okay, men, action.
427
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:19,966
Hi.
428
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,466
What a coincidence.
429
00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:22,866
I just happened to be passing by
430
00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:23,907
and I nearly got trampled.
431
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,866
Hey.
432
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,232
You're all right, aren't you?
433
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:31,532
I mean, you're
not gonna be sick?
434
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:34,266
Hey, your radio.
435
00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:35,832
[Rock music playing]
436
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:38,299
It's playing the same
thing my mouth is.
437
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,299
I beg your pardon?
438
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,399
It was you.
439
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,599
Lori!
440
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,867
Did you know you have braces?
441
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,166
I'm sorry.
442
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,732
I meant to break it to you...
443
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:50,733
Eventually.
444
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,432
Hey, Lori, it really doesn't
make any difference.
445
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:56,433
It doesn't?
446
00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:58,699
No. You're still you.
447
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,332
I mean, you're a
beautiful person,
448
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,899
even if you do
have an ugly mouth.
449
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:06,399
Oh, gosh, i... I
didn't mean that.
450
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,899
I mean, there's lot of good
things about having braces.
451
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,000
You can strike a
match on your teeth.
452
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,099
I don't mean that either.
453
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,899
Boy, I'm really blowing it.
454
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,966
I need braces on my head.
455
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,067
Oh, thank you, Jerry.
456
00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:23,433
You're welcome, but what for?
457
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,567
You made me smile.
458
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,766
Mom? Reuben?
459
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,432
Everybody, come back.
460
00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,367
I've solved the problem.
461
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,240
All right, clear back
there. You're in the shot.
462
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400
Clear back.
463
00:20:46,401 --> 00:20:47,432
Okay, let's do it.
464
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:48,799
You ready?
465
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,532
All right, hit it.
466
00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:52,467
[Piano playing]
467
00:20:55,233 --> 00:21:01,732
♪ I try in so many
different ways ♪
468
00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:06,632
♪ to say just the words
that I mean to say ♪
469
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:11,366
♪ I sing from my heart
but we're so far apart ♪
470
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:14,166
♪ and all my love
is here in my song ♪
471
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:18,899
♪ but then you don't believe
in love songs, love songs ♪
472
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:23,366
♪ you say my love
cannot be true ♪
473
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:27,966
♪ and if you won't believe
in love songs, love songs ♪
474
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:30,967
♪ then tell me what
to sing for you ♪
475
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:38,666
♪ my song has a
soft and simple beat ♪
476
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:43,699
♪ all the lines don't rhyme
but the words are sweet ♪
477
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:48,266
♪ I think that we'll find
if we take just the time ♪
478
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:50,899
♪ the love we'll have
won't ever be wrong ♪
479
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:56,066
♪ but then you don't believe
in love songs, love songs ♪
480
00:21:56,067 --> 00:22:00,132
♪ you say my love
cannot be true ♪
481
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:04,666
♪ and if you won't believe
in love songs, love songs ♪
482
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:07,866
♪ then tell me what
to sing for you ♪
483
00:22:07,867 --> 00:22:10,000
[instrumental]
484
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:31,232
♪ but then you don't
believe in love songs ♪
485
00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,366
♪ love songs ♪
486
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:36,699
♪ you say my love
cannot be true ♪
487
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:40,032
♪ and if you won't
believe in love songs ♪
488
00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:41,532
♪ love songs ♪
489
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:45,266
♪ then tell me what
to sing for you ♪
490
00:22:45,267 --> 00:22:50,399
♪ but then you don't believe
in love songs, love songs ♪
491
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:54,899
♪ you say my love
cannot be true ♪
492
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:58,532
♪ and if you won't
believe in love songs ♪
493
00:22:58,533 --> 00:22:59,732
♪ love songs ♪
494
00:22:59,733 --> 00:23:02,600
♪ then tell me what
to sing for you ♪♪
495
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,432
Well, thank you for
inviting me over, Shirley.
496
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:13,766
It was quite an experience.
497
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:14,966
I'm certainly glad
you were here.
498
00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:16,966
We wouldn't have had a show.
499
00:23:16,967 --> 00:23:18,232
Dr. Kessler,
500
00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:20,532
my family almost missed this
performance because of me.
501
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,399
Is there any chance
it could happen again?
502
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,832
It's doubtful, but it might.
503
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,166
Can't anything be done?
504
00:23:25,167 --> 00:23:26,866
Yes, but it would mean
505
00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:27,867
a sacrifice for you.
506
00:23:30,267 --> 00:23:32,432
What kind of a sacrifice?
507
00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:33,832
Well, I could remove the braces,
508
00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:35,866
but you'd have to
wear a night brace.
509
00:23:35,867 --> 00:23:37,199
A night brace?
510
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,366
Yeah, you know,
511
00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:40,366
the thing that wraps
around your face. Oh.
512
00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:42,632
Dr. Kessler: You'd only have
to wear the braces six months,
513
00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:44,732
but you would have to
wear the retainer every night
514
00:23:44,733 --> 00:23:47,099
for two years.
515
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:49,166
Just at night?
516
00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:50,167
That's right.
517
00:23:50,168 --> 00:23:51,366
Oh, Dr. Kessler.
518
00:23:51,367 --> 00:23:52,766
You may like it,
519
00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:54,647
but I don't think Jerry's
gonna be too thrilled.
520
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,332
Why?
521
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,666
When you and
Jerry go to a drive-in,
522
00:23:58,667 --> 00:24:00,499
now you're gonna
have to watch the movie.
523
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,467
Oh!
35435
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof