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[Partridge family theme playing]
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♪ Come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ the five of us ♪
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♪ and mom working all day ♪
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♪ we knew we could help
her if our music would pay ♪
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♪ Danny got Reuben
to sell our song ♪
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♪ and it really came together
when mom sang along ♪
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♪ come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪♪
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[Playing "singing my song"]
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♪ Singin' it out to the people ♪
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♪ singin' it out to them all ♪
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♪ singin' my song ♪
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♪ and they're singin' along ♪
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♪ all of my problems
are oh-so-small ♪
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♪ all of my problems
are so small ♪
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♪ I sing it, um ba-de-dum
ba-de-da-Dee-Dee-dum ♪
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♪ ba-de-dum
ba-de-dum ba-de-da-do ♪
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♪ ba-de-dum ba-de-dum
ba-de-da-Dee-Dee-dum ♪
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♪ ba-de-dum
ba-de-dum ba-de-da-do ♪
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Shirley: We're
appearing at stage seven,
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a very chic private
club in Hollywood.
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We took this booking
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because Danny felt it
might lead to getting publicity,
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which is essential
for a musical group,
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and Danny was right.
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This is Sheila Faber, a
very influential columnist.
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She has the power to
generate that publicity.
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♪ We can make
everything all right ♪
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♪ ba-de-dum ba-de-dum
ba-de-da-Dee-Dee-dum ♪
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♪ ba-de-dum ba-de-dum
ba-de-da-da ♪♪
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Danny didn't
realize it until later,
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but that performance
would teach him a lesson
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he'll never forget.
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Danny: Hey, there's
an item about us
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in Sheila Faber's column.
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She must've seen
the show last night.
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Laurie: Who's Sheila Faber?
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Who's Sheila Faber?
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She's one of the biggest
syndicated columnists
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in america, that's all.
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What does it say, Danny?
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Listen to this.
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"Caught a performance
of the partridge family
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"last night
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"and can add my
voice to the enthusiasm
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"for this new group that's
sweeping the music world.
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"The whole family has a
fresh, wholesome appeal,
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but..."
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Go on.
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Yeah, come on. What does it say?
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Oh, nothing much.
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Oh, come on, Danny.
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Are we gonna be
stars or aren't we?
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Okay.
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"But it's young Danny
partridge who stands out
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"as the star of the group.
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"His twinkling eyes, his
tousled mop, and impish grin
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are absolutely irresistible."
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Come on, Danny.
Stop kidding around.
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What does it really say?
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Look, would I lie about
something like that?
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"His twinkling eyes,
tousled mop, impish grin..."
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Boy, I wonder what
they put in her drink.
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"The gifted young charmer
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possesses a
personal magnetism..."
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Oh...
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"And all the
unmistakable earmarks
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that spell out star quality."
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Gee, I never noticed
that about him.
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Did you, laur?
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No, I never did.
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I only noticed he
never takes a bath.
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Boy, I can see our
billing from now on.
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"Danny partridge"
in huge letters
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and underneath, in tiny letters,
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"and his family."
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All right, kids.
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Stop teasing him.
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He's embarrassed enough already.
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Oh, really?
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Well, then why is he smiling?
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He's probably practicing
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his impish grin.
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Don't let 'em get to you, Danny.
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They're just jealous.
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They needn't be.
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Personal magnetism is a gift.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, boys, time to go to sleep.
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Will you take me to
the Dodgers' game
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this week, mom?
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We'll see.
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Frankly, all I want to
do for the next few days
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is just flake out.
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'Night, sweetheart.
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Good night, mom.
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Come on, Danny.
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Lights out.
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Oh, couldn't I just
finish this chapter?
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It's late.
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Besides, I want to
go to bed myself.
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I'm bushed.
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But it's a very exciting book.
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You can read it tomorrow.
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Good night, honey.
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Good night, mom.
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Dr. Spock's baby book
is a very exciting book?
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Uh, it was the
first thing handy.
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It's very interesting.
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Oh.
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This is dick Clark talking
from the partridge family home.
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Earlier today, news
that Danny partridge
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would leave the family
group and work as a single
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rocked the entertainment world.
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We found him surrounded
by his loving family
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and asked him
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what brought about
this momentous decision.
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Well, I want my family
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to be financially secure.
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That's my sole motivation.
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You don't mind the sacrifice?
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Of course not.
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It's not their fault
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they don't have
personal magnetism
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or... tousled hair.
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Keith, how do
you feel about this?
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Just terribly grateful
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I have such a wonderful brother
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with all the
unmistakable earmarks
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of star quality.
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Thank you.
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Mrs. Partridge, how
do you feel about it?
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Terribly relieved.
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You see, we were
all so very bushed.
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Emcee: And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
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the young charmer
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you've all paid
$1500 a seat to see,
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but who will
donate his entire fee
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to his family,
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Danny partridge.
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[Cheering and applause]
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[Jazz music playing]
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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For my first number, I
would like to grin at you.
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[Wild cheering and applause]
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I would like to thank
you for giving me this day,
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but I wouldn't have become
the world's best baseball player
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unless my brother had
helped me get started
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by buying me the
Los Angeles Dodgers
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for my 8th birthday.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my brother Danny.
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Danny? [Groans]
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Are you all right?
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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That must have
been quite a dream.
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What time is it?
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After one.
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How come you're still up?
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I was trying to
balance the budget.
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But we've been making a fortune.
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Hardly a fortune, Danny.
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Don't forget,
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we have a high overhead
when we're on the road.
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Anyway, that's
nothing to worry you.
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Good night, honey.
Good night, mom.
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[Ringing]
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Yeah.
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Danny partridge
here, Mr. Kincaid.
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I've got to talk to you.
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Danny, I thought I told
you never to call me here.
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Where?
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In bed. Don't you ever sleep?
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This is an emergency,
Mr. Kincaid.
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Something's happened that
can change your whole life.
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Again?
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I think you better
get on a plane
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and fly out here right away.
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It's not something
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we can discuss over the phone.
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Look, kid...
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Would you put your mother on?
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No one in the family
knows about this yet.
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That's why I've
got to talk to you.
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To plan how to break it to them.
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Your voice hasn't started
to change or anything?
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No. Nothing like that.
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Mr. Kincaid, please come out.
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It's really very important,
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and there's no one
else I can talk to.
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Okay. Okay.
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I'll be in tomorrow.
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Thanks.
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I'll be grateful to you
for the rest of my life...
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Even if I live to be 30.
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Goodbye.
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[Clicks]
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I never should have dropped
out of pre-med school.
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At least I wouldn't have
to make house calls.
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There you go.
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Keep the change.
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Danny: Psst.
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Mr. Kincaid.
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Over here, Mr. Kincaid.
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I want to talk to you alone.
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Follow me.
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Follow you?
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Where?
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Couldn't we do
this on flat ground?
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It's easier to whisper.
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This is the best hiding place.
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You promise what I
tell you will be a secret?
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Please, kid,
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I'm concentrating
on not looking down.
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Okay.
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Now, why am I crouching
in this tree house?
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I wanted you to
be the first to know.
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I've decided to
leave the family.
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You met a girl.
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I've decided to
go out as a single.
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Single what?
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Performer.
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You know, with anyone else,
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I'd say, "you're kidding."
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But you never kid, do you?
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No.
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Why do you want to do this?
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Because I have
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all the unmistakable
earmarks of star quality.
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Uh, do... Do you
have that in writing?
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Yes. It's all there.
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I want you to know,
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I'm not doing this
for the personal glory.
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It's for something
much more important.
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What?
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The money.
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It's for my family, of course.
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Danny, I think
it's a terrific idea,
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except for one thing.
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How could your family
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ever hope to replace you?
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No, it's an impossible task.
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That's a good point.
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Well, I guess we're gonna
have to forget it, huh?
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Don't worry. I'll come
up with something.
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Can you stick around
for a couple of days?
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Okay.
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Hey, mom, why has
Mr. Kincaid been staying with us?
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I don't know, dear.
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He said he just happened
to be in the neighborhood
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and thought he'd drop in.
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Don't forget to set
an extra place for him.
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Well, haven't you asked
him why he's here?
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I didn't want to seem rude.
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Maybe he just likes
being around kids.
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No, he says kids should
be seen but not tolerated.
265
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,249
Don't let it bother you, honey.
266
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,332
I don't, mom.
267
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,249
He said it was nothing personal.
268
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,730
Good morning, mom.
Good morning, dear.
269
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,540
Did you have a good night?
270
00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:20,790
Hmm. Not really.
271
00:12:20,791 --> 00:12:22,624
Reuben snores in a weird key.
272
00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,249
You'd snore in a weird key
273
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,874
if you had a full-grown dog
274
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,332
sleeping on your chest.
275
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,332
Reuben, why didn't
you push her off?
276
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,707
I crave affection.
277
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,332
Do you want to sit by me?
278
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,040
Are you a neat eater?
279
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:36,207
Pretty neat.
280
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,665
Okay.
281
00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,708
He really breaks me up.
282
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,415
Where's Danny?
283
00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,457
He said he wanted to be
alone to work on something.
284
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:47,457
He's been spending
a lot of time on his own
285
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:48,540
the last couple of days.
286
00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:49,999
Didn't you ask him why?
287
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,458
Why ruin a good thing?
288
00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:55,124
Mom, what are all
those people doing
289
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,791
going in our garage?
290
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,790
Why are all those people
going into our garage?
291
00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,999
I don't know, but I'm
gonna go in and find out.
292
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,999
No, no, you stay here
and finish your breakfast.
293
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,915
I'll see what this is all about.
294
00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,915
Laurie, would you take the
eggs off the stove for me, please?
295
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,707
I think I'd better go with you.
296
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:17,291
[Clarinet playing jazz]
297
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,291
[Tapping and clarinet playing]
298
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,332
Oh, uh, that
was terrific, Billy,
299
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,415
but it's not quite what
we were looking for.
300
00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,040
Talk to me later,
301
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,332
and I'll put you in
touch with a good agent.
302
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,707
Okay, next, please.
303
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,915
Danny, what's going on here?
304
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:43,332
Oh, uh, hi, mom.
305
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,749
I didn't want you
to find out this way.
306
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,040
Find out what?
307
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,249
Well, you see,
308
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,207
I'm auditioning
for a replacement.
309
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,957
A replacement for what?
310
00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,124
For me.
311
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,749
I put an ad in the paper.
312
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,082
Reuben, do you know
what he's talking about?
313
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:59,415
I wanted to break it to
you more gently, mom.
314
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:01,082
Break what to me?
315
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,790
Well, you see, I'm not gonna
be with you forever, mom.
316
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:05,207
Danny, are you sick?
317
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,832
Couldn't we get on with this?
318
00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:08,665
Charlene has to be
at her orthodontist
319
00:14:08,666 --> 00:14:09,999
in 15 minutes.
320
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,582
Uh, sure.
321
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,582
Reuben, could you explain
my plan to my mother?
322
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:14,749
I'll try. Danny...
323
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,165
I'll talk to you
324
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,749
right after the audition, mom.
325
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,374
[Children laughing]Could
we have a little quiet?
326
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,915
Come on, charlene.
327
00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:22,915
I just don't understand
what's happening, though.
328
00:14:22,916 --> 00:14:24,749
Cut to your best number.
329
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,124
Relax now.
330
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,957
There's no need to be worried.
331
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:31,041
You want to take
your braces off first?
332
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,874
And that's the whole story.
333
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,790
I would have told you sooner,
but he made me promise.
334
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,624
And besides, it's
a delicate situation,
335
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,624
and I didn't quite
know how to handle it.
336
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:44,874
Well, I do.
337
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:45,999
Oh? Mm-hmm.
338
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,332
It's very simple.
339
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:48,957
We all just wait
outside the garage,
340
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,957
and when he comes
out, we all beat up on him.
341
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,790
Oh, Keith, violence
never solved anything.
342
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,415
Do you have a better solution?
343
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:56,290
Yes. I think it would
be more effective
344
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,124
if we ostracized him
from his peer group.
345
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,457
What does that mean?
346
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,207
We stop talking to him.
347
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,624
Then can we beat up on him?
348
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,249
I hate to disappoint you, Chris,
349
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,249
but we're not gonna use
any of these solutions.
350
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,249
I'm gonna put a stop to this
whole business right now.
351
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,874
How are you gonna do that?
352
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,290
I have one big advantage.
353
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,165
I'm bigger than he is.
354
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:14,582
Shirley, look, I...
355
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,290
I don't know much about kids,
356
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,290
but I think you may
be making a mistake.
357
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:19,374
Why?
358
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:20,707
Well, if you tell him,
359
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,665
he may resent
it for a long time.
360
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:24,665
Reuben, when he was 5 years old,
361
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,665
I stopped him from
jumping off the roof
362
00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:28,499
in a homemade parachute.
363
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,124
He resented that too.
364
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:31,999
Mothers do get
resented, you know.
365
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,624
It goes with the territory.
366
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,082
But this could fester and affect
367
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,749
his professional
performance with the group.
368
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,499
Well, somebody's
got to stop him.
369
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:42,749
Yes, but I think it might
be better if he did it himself.
370
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:46,207
You don't seem to realize
how stubborn my son can be
371
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,249
when he sets his
mind on something.
372
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,082
Will you listen to me? I
know how to handle this.
373
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,582
Now, here's what I
think we should all do.
374
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,040
I want you to know
375
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:57,915
I'm not doing this to
show off or anything.
376
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,165
Sure. We know, Danny.
377
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,582
Pass the salt, will you, Laurie?
378
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,207
And I want you to understand,
379
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,290
I'm doing this to
help all of us, and...
380
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,332
Oh, it's okay. We understand.
I mean, it's no big deal.
381
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,374
It's not?
382
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,249
Would anybody like more milk?
383
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,874
And I don't want you to worry
384
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,749
about finding
someone to replace me.
385
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,207
Laurie: Oh, we're not worried.
386
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,582
It's terrific cake, mom.
387
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:17,874
Thank you.
388
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,374
Danny: I haven't
found anyone yet,
389
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:20,790
but I'll come up with someone.
390
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:22,374
Don't give it a thought, kid.
391
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,790
We'll dig up someone.
392
00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:25,707
Come on, Chris,
let's go play ball.
393
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:29,583
I'm real glad you're
all taking it so well.
394
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,916
[Band playing "singing my song"]
395
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,707
That was great, Norman.
396
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:29,499
Keith: Hey, that was
really fantastic, Norman.
397
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,249
With you on guitar,
398
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,499
I'll be able to get into some
really heavy arrangements.
399
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,207
Danny could never handle
anything so complicated.
400
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:39,332
Danny, uh, this
is Norman Farrell.
401
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,624
He's gonna be joining the group.
402
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,582
Hi, Danny. Oh, hi.
403
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,790
You play great.
404
00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:44,832
That's nothing.
405
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,415
You ought to hear him sing.
406
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:48,415
Yeah, he gives the
group a whole new sound.
407
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,957
What was the matter
with the old sound?
408
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,875
Uh, could we start
at the top again?
409
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,665
Uh, Danny, do you
want something?
410
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:59,540
No.
411
00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,249
You're welcome to
stay and everything.
412
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,999
It's just that, well,
we're pretty busy.
413
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,083
No. I got some work to
do on my own anyhow.
414
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:10,249
Keith...
415
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,249
I'm not so sure we're
doing the right thing.
416
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,832
He looks so miserable.
417
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:14,957
I know.
418
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:17,083
It's working beautifully.
419
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,624
What's the matter, Danny?
420
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,624
The other kids giving
you a rough time
421
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,374
because you're leaving?
422
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,207
No. Just the opposite.
423
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,040
They're being terrific.
424
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,249
Well, then, why the grim face?
425
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,040
Where did you find that Norman?
426
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,165
Oh.
427
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,749
Uh, he cut a couple of
singles for our company
428
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,332
and, uh, I remembered
he was available.
429
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,499
Hey, by the way, uh,
the group is playing
430
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,499
at stage seven
again tomorrow night,
431
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,499
and I thought it would
be a great chance
432
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,790
for you to break in your act.
433
00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:50,583
Oh, okay.
434
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,207
Unless you've changed
your mind, that is.
435
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,749
Change my mind?
436
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,582
Why should I change my mind?
437
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,999
Well, I... I don't know.
438
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,124
Working on your own can
sometimes be a bit lonely.
439
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:06,415
That's a sacrifice I'm
going to have to make,
440
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,915
Mr. Kincaid.
441
00:19:07,916 --> 00:19:10,750
Stardom is a lonely business.
442
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,082
Norman, you can
change over there.
443
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,291
Okay.
444
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,124
Danny, what are you doing here?
445
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,749
I'm gonna change, of course.
446
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,415
Oh, but the star dressing room
447
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:29,832
is down the hall.
448
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,832
Yeah, look, uh,
you're welcome to stay,
449
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,457
but if you're gonna be a star,
450
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,458
you might as well
start acting like one.
451
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,207
Danny, are you all right?
452
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,915
I wish that lady
453
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:54,915
had never written
that column about me.
454
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:56,332
Why not?
455
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,332
It made me realize my potential.
456
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,040
Is that bad?
457
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:03,540
Sometimes potential
can be a real burden.
458
00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:06,749
Well, you have a long
time to realize your potential.
459
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,374
I'm just doing it
460
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,540
because we need the money.
461
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:12,624
That isn't true, Danny.
462
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,540
You think I'm just
doing it for the glory?
463
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,165
Well, we don't need the money.
464
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,165
You tried to make
yourself believe
465
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,540
you're doing this for
the family when actually
466
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:24,790
the whole idea of being a
star appeals to you, doesn't it?
467
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,082
Is that what you think?
468
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,540
It's true, isn't it?
469
00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:30,915
I guess so.
470
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,165
It's okay.
471
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,999
There's nothing wrong with that,
472
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,749
but I think it's important
473
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,041
that you be honest with
yourself and others, don't you?
474
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,000
Good luck, honey.
475
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,958
[Sighs]
476
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,290
Did you talk to him? Yes.
477
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,124
You didn't pull any punches?
478
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,749
I mean, it was man to man?
479
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,374
Well, it was more
like mother to son,
480
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,957
but I didn't pull any punches.
481
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:05,999
Well, what's he gonna do?
482
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,957
Is he going on alone?
483
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,499
I think so.
484
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,915
Oh, but you can't let
him go out there alone.
485
00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:14,125
His... his act is terrible.
486
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,540
It'll be a disaster.
487
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:19,083
Poor little guy.
488
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:24,957
Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen,
489
00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:26,999
stage seven takes great pleasure
490
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,832
in presenting
491
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,040
the first solo performance of...
492
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:34,625
Danny partridge.
493
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,332
Uh, good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
494
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:45,250
I'm, uh, very happy to be here.
495
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,374
[Murmuring]
496
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,582
The first thing I'd like to do,
497
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,582
um...
498
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:57,207
Is introduce some
terrific people.
499
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:59,208
My family.
500
00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:01,999
Danny.
501
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,040
Come on, Danny.
502
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,540
We can't start without you.
503
00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:08,249
Let's go. Quick.
504
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,250
One, two, three, four.
505
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,041
[Playing "singing my song"]
506
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:21,624
♪ Singin' it out to the people ♪
507
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:25,040
♪ singin' it out to them all ♪
508
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:26,790
♪ singin' my song ♪
509
00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:29,457
♪ and they're singin' along ♪
510
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:32,249
♪ all of my problems
are oh-so-small ♪
511
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,499
♪ all of my problems
are so small ♪
512
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,332
♪ I sing it ♪
513
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,999
♪ um ba-de-dum
ba-de-da-Dee-Dee-dum ♪
514
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,540
♪ ba-de-dum
ba-de-dum ba-de-da-do ♪
515
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:44,957
♪ ba-de-dum ba-de-dum
ba-de-da-Dee-Dee-dum ♪
516
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:49,415
♪ ba-de-dum ba-de-dum ba-de-da ♪
517
00:22:49,416 --> 00:22:52,290
♪ doo doo-doo-doo
doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
518
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,999
♪ I sing it ♪
519
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,999
♪ doo doo-doo-doo
doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
520
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,582
♪ I sing it ♪
521
00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,957
♪ doo doo-doo-doo
doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
522
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:03,540
♪ doo doo-doo-doo
doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
523
00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:05,249
♪ yes, I know ♪
524
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,832
♪ I know when a
heart sinks low ♪
525
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,457
♪ so low, so low ♪
526
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:12,332
♪ we can turn to one another ♪
527
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:15,165
♪ 'cause our love is strong ♪
528
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,874
♪ and we can't go wrong ♪
529
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:19,540
♪ um ba-de-dum
ba-de-da-Dee-Dee-dum ♪
530
00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:23,374
♪ ba-de-dum
ba-de-dum ba-de-da-da ♪
531
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:26,624
♪ ba-de-dum ba-de-dum
ba-de-da-Dee-Dee-dum ♪
532
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:29,666
♪ ba-de-dum
ba-de-dum ba de da ♪♪
533
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:37,082
Thank you, Norman.
534
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,082
We really appreciate
everything you've done.
535
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:40,874
That's okay. It was fun.
536
00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:41,875
See you all later.
537
00:23:41,876 --> 00:23:43,415
Goodbye. Goodbye, Norman.
538
00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:44,499
Goodbye, Reuben, and thank you.
539
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,165
All in a day's work.
540
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:49,749
You mean, you knew
all along I'd come back?
541
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,374
Well, let's just say it
was an educated guess.
542
00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:53,499
[Knocking]
543
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,540
May I come in?
544
00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:55,707
Sure.
545
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:57,374
I'm Sheila Faber.
546
00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,415
Your son Danny invited
me to watch him perform,
547
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:01,832
but I was a little late and
I must have missed him.
548
00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:04,082
Well, it was a very
short performance.
549
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:08,375
Well, anyway, thank
you for inviting me, Danny.
550
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,957
I'm not Danny. I'm Chris.
551
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:14,499
Chris?
552
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,915
Oh, I'm sorry, Chris.
553
00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:17,540
I got your name
wrong in my review.
554
00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:18,915
You mean it was my impish grin
555
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,374
you were talking about?
556
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,207
Isn't he a delight?
557
00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:24,665
Please, miss Faber, we've
already done that number.
558
00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:28,374
We certainly have.
559
00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,415
Chris, where are you going?
560
00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:32,415
I'm gonna catch
Mr. Kincaid before he leaves.
561
00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:33,707
Why?
562
00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:35,666
I have something
to talk to him about.
563
00:24:39,291 --> 00:24:40,874
Forget it, Chris.
564
00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:43,582
Believe me, being a star
565
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,125
isn't quite what it's
cracked up to be.
566
00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:51,958
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