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[THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY'S
"COME ON GET HAPPY" PLAYING]
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? Hello, world, hear the song
That we're singing ?
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? Come on, get happy ?
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? A whole lot of lovin'
Is what we'll be bringing ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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? We had a dream
We'd go traveling together ?
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? We'd spread a little love ?
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? And then we'll keep
Movin' on ?
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? Something always happens
Whenever we're together ?
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? We get a happy feeling
When we're singing a song ?
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? Traveling along there's
A song that we're singing ?
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? Come on, get happy ?
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? A whole lot of lovin'
Is what we'll be bringing ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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? We'll make you happy ?
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"And even though my brother
Danny is only 11,
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"he's a trouper.
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"That is, if someone
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"who has to be in bed by 9:30
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"can be considered a trouper."
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Oh, great interview,
Keith.
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You just shattered
my freewheeling image.
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What are my legions
of fans going to think?
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CHRIS:
What about me?
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He said I sleep
with a teddy bear.
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Well, you do.
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It's not a teddy bear.
It's a grizzly.
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"My sister Laurie
is like most teenage girls.
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"She's crazy about boys."
Profound.
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"Her latest crush is on
a classmate, Harry Murphy."
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What? You didn't.
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He did.
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Oh, Keith,
how humiliating.
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Keith, I do think Laurie's
personal life
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is her own business.
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A girl likes to keep
some things secret.
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I thought I was
doing you a favor.
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If a guy knows where he stands,
it speeds things up.
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Stabbed in the back
with Cupid's arrow.
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I don't even know
a Harry Murphy.
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You don't?
But I thought--
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I used to have a crush
on Barry Murphy,
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but he moved away
a year ago.
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You don't show enough interest
to know who I like.
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Not that it's any
of your business.
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Look, Laurie,
what did I do so wrong?
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All those magazines wanna know
about everybody's love life.
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Well, I don't want my love life
put out in fan magazines.
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I don't blame her.
The big money's in books.
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Look, kids,
Keith is totally wrong in this,
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but I think you're
all taking it too seriously.
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Well, the least he can do
is apologize.
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Okay,
I'm sorry.
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It's too late for that.
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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Kids,
see who's at the door.
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Creepo.
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[???]
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I'm Harry Murphy.
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Where's the chick
that's crazy about me?
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[???]
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[???]
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SHIRLEY:
Kids, who is it?
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What's the matter?
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Hey, qué pasa ?
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Hey,
you must be Laurie Partridge.
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I-- I must.
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Yeah,
I'm Harry Murphy.
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Mommy,
why is he wearing an earring?
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It's sentimental, kid.
It used to belong to my father.
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Why don't you kids go and see
what you'd like for lunch.
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But we just ate lunch.
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Go and see
what you'd like for dinner.
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You too.
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Okay.
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If you want me,
I'll be in the kitchen,
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sharpening
my pearl-handled butcher knife.
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Hey,
you got one of those too?
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I'm Shirley Partridge.
Oh, hey, how are you?
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That's my son, Keith.
Hey.
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Laurie.
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I understand you got
a crush on me.
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Well,
it's not that I...
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Actually, you see,
I'm the one--
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You got a crush
on me too?
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Hey,
they both do.
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I think I can explain.
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You see, Keith gave
an interview to Heavy magazine.
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Oh, yeah, that's a good
magazine. I subscribe.
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Well, it seems
that they misquoted him.
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What he meant to say was
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that Laurie had a crush
on Barry Murphy,
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but she really doesn't
have a crush on him anymore.
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Would you mind scraping
that mud off outside?
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Oh, I didn't wanna dirty
your lawn. Here.
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You know, I knew you didn't
really have a crush on me.
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It's just my gang dared me
to come down here,
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have a little fun.
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Pretty funny,
right?
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Yeah,
everybody likes a good put-on.
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Yeah, well, thanks
for the good put-on, Harry.
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Oh, hey, hey,
don't call me Harry.
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What should we call you?
Snake.
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Hey,
by the way,
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to prove I was here
and everything,
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you know,
to my gang,
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wanna give me an autograph?
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Oh, sure, sure.
Do you have some paper?
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Oh, no,
we don't need that.
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Just sign over the tattoo
where it says "hot."
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Gee, what a shame,
your pen is out of ink.
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Oh, that's all right.
You can scratch it in.
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Shirley?
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Shirley, some idiot ran
over your flamingo
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with his motorcycle.
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He's parked
on your front lawn.
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And I just wanna tell him
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it's one of the best-looking
motorcycles I've ever seen.
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Oh, hi.
SNAKE: Hey.
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That's not your bike, is it?
Oh, it's a-- She's a beaut.
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Reuben Kincaid,
Harry Murphy.
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Harry.
Hey, call me Snake.
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What else?
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Well...
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Snake,
it was very nice of you
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to drop by
and meet our family.
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Oh, hey, hey,
I'm very considerate that way.
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Oh, gee, I'm sorry
I creamed your bird.
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Well,
see you around.
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[???]
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[BELL RINGING]
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Don't you think Todd Marshall's
the grooviest guy in class?
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Well,
he's a nice guy.
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And so intelligent.
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That speech he gave on the
states was so stimulating.
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Yeah, I never knew there were
so many ways
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to abbreviate Pennsylvania.
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And when he told about--
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[MOTORCYCLE REVVING]
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You want a lift?
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You want a lift or something?
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Uh, gee, Snake,
I can't.
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I have to go to the library
to do a book report.
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Well,
I'll drive you there.
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Well,
it's upstairs.
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So what? Hop on.
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No,
but thanks anyway.
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Maybe some other time.
All right. See you around.
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[???]
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I wonder if he had
a hall pass.
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[???]
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Of course,
no one knows for sure,
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but the popular theory is
that the pyramids were built
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by pushing each stone block up
a series of inclined planes
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built alongside the structure.
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[THUDDING]
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[???]
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It's for you.
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[???]
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[SINGING "LISTEN TO THE SOUND"]
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? Listen to the sound
Of children playing ?
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? Listen to the sound
Of old folks praying ?
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? Listen to the sound
Of music all over the world ?
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? Now, can't you hear
Them singing? ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? Can't you hear
Them singing? ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? Sing a little louder ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? All over the world ?
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? Listen to the sound
Of motors roaring ?
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? Listen to the sound
Of rain drops pouring ?
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? Listen to the sound
Of music all over the world ?
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? Can't you hear
Them singing? ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? Can't you hear
Them singing? ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? Sing a little louder ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? All over the world ?
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? Listen to the sound
Of lovers sighing ?
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? Listen to the sound
Of babies crying ?
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? Listen to the sound
Of music all over the world ?
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? Can't you hear
Them singing? ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? Can't you hear
Them singing? ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? Sing a little louder ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? All over the world ?
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? Now, can't you hear
Them singing, baby? ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? Can't you hear
Them singing? ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? Sing a little louder ?
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? La, la, la, la, la, la ?
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? La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ?
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? La, la, la, la... ?
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Laurie.
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Nobody said, "One more time."
Oh, I'm sorry.
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I just can't keep my mind
on what I'm doing.
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Laurie,
what's wrong?
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It's Snake.
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The guy from
the motorcycle gang?
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Who else do you know
named Snake?
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He's been coming around school
and asking me out.
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Is that an understatement.
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Around school they're beginning
to call her Cycle Queen.
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Hey, Laurie, come on,
show us your hobnail boots.
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Sure, laugh it up.
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You're the one that got me
into this mess.
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Well,
if he's bothering you,
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perhaps I should notify
the school authorities.
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Oh, they know.
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What are they going
to do about it?
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Well,
they were gonna notify you.
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Why don't you ask him
to be nice and go away?
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Not to this guy,
kid.
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He gives the tooth fairy
a lot of business.
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No,
I think Tracy's right.
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I guess the only way out
of this is to talk with him.
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Laurie, I don't think
I want you to do that.
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I'm just gonna talk to him.
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If you were me,
isn't that what you'd do?
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Well...
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Maybe if Keith went with you.
Me?
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Mom, if I get into any trouble,
I can always run for help.
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I don't need Keith
to do it for me.
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[???]
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Oh,
I think it's wonderful
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the way this whole family
pitches in to help.
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You know, Mom, if you weren't
always busy cleaning the house,
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you wouldn't be
so tired.
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[MOTORCYCLE REVVING]
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What was that?
Either a motorcycle
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or our lawn mower's
gone berserk.
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Hi.
Laurie.
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Did you see Snake today?
Uh-huh.
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Well,
what'd he say?
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Well, we had a long talk
and I'm really glad.
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It worked out
for the best.
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Did he take it all right?
He took it great.
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I have a date with him
tomorrow night.
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[???]
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You've got a date with him?
What happened?
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Yesterday you wanted
to get rid of him.
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Well, it's very simple,
Mom.
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We had a long talk
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and I found out he was
a very nice, sensitive guy.
251
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:06,020
Sensitive? How can a guy named
Snake be sensitive?
252
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,030
He is.
He wrote me a poem.
253
00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:11,190
You're kidding.
No. You can read it.
254
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,160
I wake up in the morning
With a smile on my face
255
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,170
Seeing the blue skies
And the whole human race
256
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:23,100
Do they feel for me?
Will they cause me grief?
257
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,030
If they scorn my emotions
258
00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:27,050
Should I punch them
in the teeth?
259
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,080
Very sweet.
260
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,090
You fell for the oldest line
in the world.
261
00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:36,130
I bet he stole that.
262
00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:39,140
Yeah,
he probably mugged a poet.
263
00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,090
You can't go out
with a guy like that.
264
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,140
You don't even know him.
265
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,040
I said I was gonna go out
with him
266
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,080
and I'm not going
to break my word.
267
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,120
Laurie.
268
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,070
I'm afraid you're going
to have to.
269
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,200
I don't want you
to go out with him.
270
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:56,060
You too?
271
00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:58,030
[???]
272
00:12:58,230 --> 00:13:00,050
I said he was nice.
273
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,110
I thought my own family
would have believed me.
274
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,120
[???]
275
00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:12,080
Maybe we did come down
on her pretty hard.
276
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,200
I think it's about time we had
277
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,230
a little
mother-and-daughter talk.
278
00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:18,140
[???]
279
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,160
Why are you looking at me
like that?
280
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,060
You got her into this mess.
281
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:27,220
You've gotta tell Snake
282
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,140
that Laurie can't go out
with him.
283
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:32,060
Me?
284
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:34,000
[KNOCKING]
285
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,140
Laurie.
286
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,140
Look, honey.
287
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:43,110
I know it's hard for you
to understand right now,
288
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,070
but I wanna do what's best
for you.
289
00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,120
Are you mad at me?
290
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,170
No.
Just disappointed.
291
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,150
Remember when I was 8
292
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:56,000
and Randy Pildy asked me
to his birthday party?
293
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,060
I got braces that week
and the minute he saw me,
294
00:13:58,260 --> 00:14:00,060
he broke the date.
295
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,080
I still remember his excuse.
296
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,110
He said he decided he wanted
to put off turning 9.
297
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:08,020
I also remember
that you were very hurt.
298
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:10,160
Don't you see you're doing
the same thing to Snake?
299
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,220
You're judging him
by the way he looks.
300
00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:14,100
Mom,
isn't that a kind of prejudice?
301
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,190
I guess so.
302
00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:23,110
It's hard
to admit you're wrong.
303
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,060
[???]
304
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,030
KEITH:
if this is such a good idea.
305
00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:35,090
Do you wanna go down
in Partridge family history
306
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,180
as the guy that wouldn't
save his sister
307
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:42,000
from a fate worse than death?
No. What family history?
308
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,030
The one I'm gonna write
if you don't go.
309
00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:46,060
Okay, all right.
310
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,110
If I'm gonna do this,
311
00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,040
we might as well get it
over with.
312
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,210
What we?
I can't go.
313
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:54,100
Who'd write
the family history?
314
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,120
[???]
315
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,000
[MAN CHUCKLING]
316
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:09,000
Excuse me.
317
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,200
I think we have a visit
from Prince Charming.
318
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:15,180
You got a glass slipper
on you?
319
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,130
No.
320
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,200
Snake, I'm looking for Snake.
I'm a friend of his.
321
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,210
What are you gonna do,
redecorate his pad?
322
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:32,200
Maybe I'll just come back later.
Freeze!
323
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,130
You're all covered.
324
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:39,210
Ooh... Ooh...
325
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:42,230
You know, Glen,
326
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:45,020
this is the first time I've been
threatened by a soprano.
327
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:48,020
KEITH:
Danny, get out of here.
328
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:51,010
Watch it, Keith,
he's got you covered
329
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:53,010
with his snub-nosed finger.
330
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:56,150
Maybe I should kick it
out of his hand, huh?
331
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:57,210
DANNY:
Hey.
332
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:04,060
Hey, cool it, will you?
These guys are okay.
333
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,150
Thanks, Snake.
You came along just in time.
334
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:15,050
Oh, these guys,
they're just having some fun.
335
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,050
Maybe, but it'll go down
in the Partridge family history
336
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,170
that we owe you one.
337
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:22,020
Forget it.
You guys want a beer?
338
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:25,090
No, thanks.
I do.
339
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:27,120
But I never drink
until after 5.
340
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,130
[???]
341
00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,180
Where have
you kids been?
342
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:39,020
We had some man business
to take care of, Mom.
343
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,160
We went to have it out
with Snake
344
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,060
to tell him Laurie couldn't go
out with him.
345
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:44,210
Oh, you just took it
on yourselves to do that.
346
00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:46,080
Well,
we didn't wanna worry you.
347
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,050
You should have asked me first.
348
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,100
I've already told Laurie
she could go out with him.
349
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,220
You did? That's great.
It is?
350
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:55,130
He's really a nice guy.
351
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:57,100
And besides, he's got a lot
of respect for Laurie.
352
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,000
Yeah,
I don't understand it.
353
00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:03,180
Well,
I guess I misjudged him.
354
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:05,150
Yeah,
I guess we all did.
355
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:08,110
Well, she's going to the school
dance with him tomorrow night.
356
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,210
Since we've all agreed
he's such a nice guy
357
00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:13,090
there's nothing to worry about.
358
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,140
Right.
359
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,170
[???]
360
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:19,000
If I say it enough,
maybe I'll believe it.
361
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,190
[MUSIC PLAYING]
362
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:50,160
You know,
in a way I'm kind of sorry
363
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,120
that I asked you
to bring me here.
364
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,060
You don't look as
if you're having fun.
365
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:56,170
Me?
I'm having a ball.
366
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,070
This is just not
the type of social function
367
00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:04,200
I'm used to attending.
368
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,160
Everybody's able to stand up.
369
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:18,090
Hey, look, you mind
if I take this coat off?
370
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,190
It's strangling my armpits.
371
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,180
No, no, no,
go right ahead.
372
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:26,080
It's, you know,
more comfortable.
373
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,200
You know,
we can go if you want.
374
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:36,040
Oh, no, no.
I wanna show you a good time.
375
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,160
Thanks.
376
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:48,080
You wanna dance?
377
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,180
That'd be great.
378
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:52,080
Yeah,
I was afraid you'd say that.
379
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,120
See, the only step I know
how to do is the box step.
380
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,100
My old man taught it to me
by throwing a knife at my feet.
381
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,190
I love the box step.
382
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,160
You know something?
383
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,120
You got a lot of class
for a girl
384
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,060
who don't wear white lipstick.
385
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,040
[BOY LAUGHING]
386
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,040
Hey, isn't the guy supposed
to lead?
387
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,070
I'm--
I'm sorry.
388
00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,130
Laurie,
I see those guys laughing at us.
389
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:43,150
They probably told a joke.
Laurie, I know what's happening.
390
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,190
Don't worry about it.
I don't want no trouble.
391
00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:55,200
Cutting in.
No, you're not.
392
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,110
Oh, come on.
393
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,080
This could be the last chance
to do the box step.
394
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,220
It's been extinct for years,
you know?
395
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:03,180
I'm sorry,
but I'm dancing with my date.
396
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:05,040
Is this your date,
397
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,200
with the long hair
and the gold earring?
398
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,170
I thought he was your sister.
399
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:10,210
Snake, I would like some punch,
please?
400
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,030
Okay,
I'll be cool.
401
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:22,130
Hey, listen, guy,
no hard feelings.
402
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:24,210
As a matter of fact,
come to the next dance,
403
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:27,090
we'll throw a fox-trot contest
in your honor.
404
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:29,180
Why don't you take
a long walk on a short pier.
405
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:32,070
Hey, hear that?
Very original.
406
00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:35,220
Now, who said bikers
weren't intellectuals?
407
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:41,060
You mind holding this,
please?
408
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:44,040
Snake? Snake?
409
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,000
I'm just gonna propose
a little toast.
410
00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:51,010
[GLASS CRASHING]
411
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:06,170
Good fight, huh?
How can a fight be good?
412
00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:09,020
I won.
413
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,020
Thanks for letting me
use your helmet.
414
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:14,200
Oh, it's not mine.
I borrowed it from my mom.
415
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:18,070
Hey, listen, you're not mad at
me, are you, because I hit you?
416
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,040
I never decked
a chick before.
417
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,020
No, it was my fault
for trying to break it up.
418
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,230
And I'm not mad
about the fight either.
419
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,120
They goaded you into it.
420
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,080
You know something?
You take a pretty good punch.
421
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,230
I mean, I gave you my best shot,
you got right back up.
422
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:35,030
Thanks.
423
00:21:35,230 --> 00:21:36,080
[???]
424
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,090
Hey, listen,
425
00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:41,020
the Rogues are giving
a party Saturday night.
426
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:42,000
Do you wanna ride with me?
427
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,000
I don't think so.
428
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,190
I like you an awful lot, Snake,
but we're not...
429
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,090
Well,
you and I aren't...
430
00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:57,140
Well, you know, there are
some things that are just...
431
00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:59,230
I'm not making any sense.
432
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:03,050
Yeah, you are.
433
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,000
I just wanted to give it a shot.
I figured it wouldn't work out.
434
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,060
You did?
Yeah.
435
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,220
Somehow I just can't
picture you taking over a town.
436
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:15,190
You mad at me?
How could I be mad at you?
437
00:22:15,390 --> 00:22:18,050
Keep in touch?
Sure.
438
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,090
Keith,
you shouldn't spy on them.
439
00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:23,140
I'm not spying on them.
440
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,170
The bush is in the way.
441
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:28,110
We'll have to trim that bush.
442
00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:30,150
Here she comes.
443
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,150
[MOTORCYCLE PASSING]
444
00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:40,000
Oh, hi.
Hi.
445
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,190
I didn't hear you come up.
How'd it go?
446
00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:44,190
Fine.
Good.
447
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:50,180
You're not waiting up for me,
are you?
448
00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:52,040
Oh, no, no.
449
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,050
I've been all involved
in this book.
450
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,100
Oh, and I've been working
on this song.
451
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,200
Funny how time flies
when you're working.
452
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,130
Yeah. Looks like the only
guardian missing is Danny.
453
00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:06,080
Oh,
I sent him to bed hours ago.
454
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,150
DANNY:
I still happen to be awake!
455
00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:16,020
Go to sleep.
The coincidence is home.
456
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:19,020
[???]
457
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:22,030
Mom,
458
00:23:22,230 --> 00:23:25,020
I told Snake tonight
that I couldn't see him anymore.
459
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:27,060
How'd he take it?
460
00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:29,000
He gave me something
to remember him by:
461
00:23:31,070 --> 00:23:33,090
His gold earring.
462
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:38,000
DANNY:
Is it real gold?
463
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,220
[???]
464
00:23:44,210 --> 00:23:45,230
[DOORBELL RINGING]
465
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:49,230
Hi, Reuben.
Hi, Shirl.
466
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:51,110
Hi,
Mr. Kincaid.
467
00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:54,210
Hi, gang. Did you get a new dog?
No.
468
00:23:54,410 --> 00:23:57,220
Oh, I saw paper scattered
all over the place.
469
00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:59,230
What is that?
I don't know.
470
00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:01,150
I found it on the doorstep.
471
00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:05,000
I figured it was your laundry
or an abandoned baby.
472
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,140
A flamingo?
473
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,070
There's a note here
addressed to Laurie.
474
00:24:13,270 --> 00:24:14,210
For me?
475
00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:20,210
It's from Snake.
Listen to this:
476
00:24:20,410 --> 00:24:23,140
I remember a Partridge
That is long since gone
477
00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:26,050
I remember a flamingo
That sat upon her lawn
478
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:29,130
I bought this from a lady
Selling small forgets-me-not
479
00:24:29,330 --> 00:24:31,040
But I wouldn't put it
in your yard
480
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,230
Because I think
the bird is hot
481
00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:36,210
[???]
482
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:47,030
[???]
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