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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,961 --> 00:00:03,754 What's going on with you and Jack? 2 00:00:03,838 --> 00:00:06,298 Rooster told me you guys had a thing in prison. 3 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:09,176 Well, we just used to talk to each other through the toilet. 4 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:11,113 And turns out, he was lying to me the whole time. 5 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:14,724 I gotta say, I thought you were crazy, but you were right. 6 00:00:14,807 --> 00:00:16,183 - Mm. - It feels good. 7 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:18,936 Yeah. Sure does. 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,521 What's your name? 9 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:21,814 Rooster. 10 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:24,024 Rooster. Exotic. 11 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:26,869 Don't be puttin' no toenails in there, tryin' to get a free dog again. 12 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,320 Nah, it's an engagement ring. 13 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:30,114 You need to make a choice. 14 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,658 Do you want a mother or whatever this trash calls herself? 15 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:33,617 I'm sorry. 16 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,162 You made your choice and you chose Mommy. 17 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,164 I love you, Wiggles Rosenstein. 18 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,331 Rooster. 19 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:41,125 That's a Claude van Woodson. 20 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,770 It's probably worth half a million dollars if we can get our hands on it. 21 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:48,549 What do you say, Jack? Crooked politician lying to the people while she cashes in? 22 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:49,632 Bad enough for ya? 23 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,761 See these security cameras inside her house? 24 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:55,306 We tap into her Wi-Fi and we get 24-hour surveillance inside her home. 25 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:59,018 And the house can air out all weekend while no one's here. I'm done! 26 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,853 They're goin' away for the weekend. 27 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,813 We're gonna be rich! 28 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:29,006 When do you think he'll be here? 29 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:29,924 Soon, I hope. 30 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,884 You were right, though. 31 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,385 A few days ago when you said 32 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:35,971 you were worried about someone screwin' this whole thing up. 33 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:39,683 Well, we still have time. There's no reason to panic. 34 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,602 Clock is tickin' on this thing, though. 35 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:44,021 I mean, figuratively. 36 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,940 It doesn't tick at all, does it? 37 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,249 Would you like to be accompanied when you go to the phone store? 38 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,852 Would you like to be accompanied when you go to the phone store? 39 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,088 Sure, I'll be down in a sec. 40 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:20,057 Whoa. Are you makin' a bomb? 41 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,600 It's a fizzy water machine. 42 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:25,688 I'll make you one, but be warned, I prefer my carbonation sharp. 43 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,690 Like the devil dancin' on my tongue. 44 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:28,858 Well, maybe later. 45 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,752 Gloria and I are gonna walk to the phone store. 46 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,838 If we're gonna hit the Congresswoman's house Saturday, 47 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,631 we're all gonna need to be able to communicate. 48 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,408 So it takes two people to go to the phone store, does it? 49 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:39,952 Is this a date? 50 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:44,456 No, it's not. I just wanted to see the inside of a phone store. 51 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,125 Why? Did she say something to you? 52 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:49,295 Told me she saw you naked through the bullet hole in the twins' bedroom. 53 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:50,921 Said you got abs. 54 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,006 Kinda. 55 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,842 - Let's hit it. Hmm? - Oh. 56 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:59,096 She also said your nipples are nicely placed. 57 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:04,977 Have fun, lovebirds. 58 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,148 Here. I put all of our numbers in your phone. 59 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,233 If you wanna call Barb, press "Barb". 60 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:12,669 If you wanna call me, press "Gloria". 61 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,712 If you wanna call Rooster... 62 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:15,279 Wait, wait, let me guess. 63 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:20,284 Sorry, I'm just used to having to spell it all out for Barb and Rooster. 64 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:24,121 Yeah, I hear ya. They're an interesting pair, those two. 65 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,458 The other day, I had to explain that there's no cotton in cotton candy. 66 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,168 Took a good chunk of the afternoon 67 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:34,173 and ended with all of us tasting a little bit of lint from the dryer. 68 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,300 I just hope they don't screw it up. 69 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,736 Maybe you and I should be the ones 70 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,304 to go into the Congresswoman's and grab the painting. 71 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,199 They should just sit in the car and pretend to be lookouts or something. 72 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,308 That sounds good. 73 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,935 We also need to pick up some maps 74 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:49,104 and find a good parking place where we can sneak in from the back way. 75 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:51,690 We don't need maps. You have maps on your phone. 76 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,734 Really? How do you...? 77 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,654 Uh, you just press "maps", right? Right. 78 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,656 Ah. 79 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,867 There is one other thing I wanted to ask you. 80 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,620 Coronavirus, which is said to be caused by a bat, 81 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:09,083 is just the latest in a long line of infectious diseases caused by animals. 82 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,043 You didn't let me finish. 83 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,171 Didn't need to. It's not gonna happen. 84 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,923 Did you fall? 85 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,007 Gas bubble. 86 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,051 It's not that big a deal, Jack. 87 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,261 Maybe not to you. 88 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,598 Additionally, the West Nile virus, rabies, Lyme disease, 89 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:25,682 Rocky Mountain... 90 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:29,853 The more news I watch, the more I'm startin' to see the light. 91 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:35,901 Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, now this bat disease... 92 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:38,904 Those kooky ass vegans might be on to something. 93 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:41,949 Maybe we should just eat vegetables and kill all the animals. 94 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:46,829 I mean, eat the ones we have, of course, but, you know, 95 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,415 just stop makin' more chickens and shit. 96 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,291 You're overreacting, Jack. 97 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:54,837 Overreacting? You asked if I could get my mother to paint a forgery. 98 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,257 We need one for the job, and you said your mother could paint. 99 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,342 I am just exploring our options. 100 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,429 Here. 101 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:04,513 I already have a phone. 102 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,474 A flip phone. It takes you 20 minutes to type a text. 103 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,476 That's only because the bottom row is broken 104 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,186 and it takes me a while to figure out 105 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,230 how to respond without the letters P through Z. 106 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,191 We're gonna need P through Z, Barb. We're gonna need P through Z. 107 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:19,611 This is a big job. It has to be perfect. 108 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:22,322 Which is why we need your mom to make a copy of the painting. 109 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,509 Why do we need a painting if we're stealing a painting? 110 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:27,119 Because if we can replace this one with a fake, 111 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,246 no one will realize the real one is gone. 112 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,969 That looks like Stretch Armstrong and his wife doing it underwater. 113 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,333 I'll paint that shit. 114 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,127 It's a lot more difficult than you think. 115 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,629 Which is why we need someone who can paint. 116 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:40,174 I'm not implicating my mother in a crime. 117 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,967 Why not? My mother's implicated. 118 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:45,345 If she does a good job, no one will even know a crime was committed 119 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:48,891 unless they try to sell the painting, like, 20 years from now. 120 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,435 Did you hear that? Twenty years. 121 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,519 How old's your mother? 122 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,188 Seventy-six, I think. 123 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:57,733 Seventy-six. Do I need to say it? 124 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,610 You don't need to say it. 125 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,795 You know what I'm talkin' about, though, right? 126 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:01,963 We know what you're talking about. 127 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:07,076 'Cause I don't wanna say it, but in 20 years... probably less. 128 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:08,160 Does she smoke? 129 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,828 Oh, we get it, Barb. 130 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,373 She's gonna be dead, that's all I'm sayin'. 131 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:14,833 Can't you find someone else? 132 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:15,917 There's no time. 133 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:19,755 If we miss this window, it'll take us months before we find another opportunity. 134 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,799 Did you hear that? Months. 135 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,094 How old's your father? 136 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,679 Damn it. Fine. 137 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,515 How do you take a picture with this thing? 138 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:31,308 You just press... 139 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,851 The camera. I see it. 140 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,313 All right. 141 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:41,568 Ugh, somebody needs to stand on my back and put some pressure on this bubble. 142 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,529 I'm fillin' up like a balloon. 143 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,405 Rooster, go pop your mother. 144 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,666 I don't know. I thought it might be cool, but if you don't have time... 145 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,334 Are you kidding? I'd love to. 146 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:42,713 And from the picture you sent, the painting looks fun. 147 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,883 What a thoughtful birthday gift for your girlfriend. 148 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,177 She loves art and you love to paint, so it's... 149 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,305 What's Dad doing back there? 150 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:55,392 Hmm. Trying to listen to Marty Shafferman on the fourth floor. 151 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,675 Your dad's gone a little buggy 152 00:07:56,727 --> 00:08:00,397 ever since they stopped letting us out of our rooms because of the virus. 153 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,692 I just heard my name and the word "prance". 154 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,904 I don't prance! I have plantar fasciitis! 155 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,989 What does this Marty guy have against Dad? 156 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,533 Marty Shafferman died five months ago. 157 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:15,204 Your father just needs to get outside again. We all do. 158 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,331 And don't worry. 159 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:20,042 I'll get that painting to you lickety-split. 160 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:23,420 Oh, hop off, hop off! I don't think this is workin'. 161 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,047 One of you might have to yell "boo" 162 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,091 and scare this bubble out of me hiccup-style. 163 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:31,803 So, how much you think we'll pocket after we sell this painting? 164 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:34,681 My fence usually charges 20% of the value, 165 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,517 but we haven't figured out the final details yet. 166 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,937 Mom's in. She said she can paint it lickety-split. 167 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:44,483 Ah, that's great. I found an art store in San Diego that can drop off the canvas. 168 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,318 I'll have FedEx pick it up after she's done. 169 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,946 Your mom said "lickety-split"? 170 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,990 Yeah, it means do something quickly. 171 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,450 You sure about that? 172 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,078 'Cause I thought it was slang for goin' down on a lady. 173 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,205 You know, 'cause you lick the... 174 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,915 That is absolutely not what it means. 175 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,500 Agree to disagree. 176 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,588 Uh, I need a credit card for the shipping. Barb? 177 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:08,966 I don't have a credit card. 178 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,151 How do you not have a credit card? 179 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,803 Because I'm not a sucker who buys things they can't afford 180 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,646 just to pay interest for the rest of my life. 181 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,057 I have a debit card, but my account's empty. 182 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,809 Then we have to put money in it. 183 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:23,313 I don't really wanna go to the bank. Hey, could we use Western Union? 184 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:26,191 That's how I send cash to my online lover, Jean Michel Duklon. 185 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,526 We don't have time. 186 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,445 There are a lot of moving pieces and everyone needs to chip in, 187 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:31,530 so get your cash. 188 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:35,117 We're going to the bank. 189 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:57,973 Wow. Mom nailed it. Gloria, come look at this. 190 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,309 Getting out of the shower. I'll be down in a sec. 191 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,935 Oh, it looks just like the real thing. 192 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,312 Until you look at the back. 193 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,940 Oh, shit. 194 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,443 Why would she do that? 195 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,713 I had to tell her something, so I said it was a birthday gift. 196 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:15,115 For someone you love and wanna give X's and O's to. 197 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,284 I'm not in love with... 198 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,661 Gloria's gonna know that I had to say something. 199 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:22,289 I mean, I guess it's complicated because in prison we kinda... 200 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,892 Is it gonna be weird? It's weird, isn't it? 201 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,168 You're making it weird. 202 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,503 Relax, I got some white paint in the garage 203 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,340 from when I painted my own crosswalk in front of the Post Office. 204 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,257 I'll fix it. 205 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,342 All right. 206 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,345 It came? How did it come out? 207 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,431 Great. Perfect. Almost perfect. 208 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:43,352 It's a little dusty, so Barb's giving it a once-over with the leaf blower. 209 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:44,936 - Wait, hold on. - Oh. 210 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:49,524 Uh, while Barb's doing that, you and I should take this box outside 211 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,568 and make sure the painting's gonna fit in the car. 212 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,365 - Okay. - Yeah. Oh, God. 213 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,579 Where's the Pacer? 214 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:05,916 Rooster. 215 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,797 Go for Rooster. 216 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,617 Shit! 217 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,501 What the hell is wrong with you? 218 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,170 Melvin's in jail and I'm not. 219 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:55,006 That's fate telling us that we need to get married. 220 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,552 Melvin's in jail because you set him up. He told me. 221 00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,635 That's not true. 222 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,888 We just needed him to think that because... 223 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,307 Well, I can't tell you what the truth is, 224 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,310 but the truth is not the truth that you think the truth is. 225 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,937 And that's the truth. 226 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,456 Are you saying the word "truth" a lot? 227 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,900 'Cause if you're not, I think I have to go to the urgent care. 228 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,653 Nah, I-I said truth a lot. 229 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,376 It's starting to confuse me a little too. 230 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,490 Baby, please. 231 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,867 I love you. 232 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,119 All right, if you knew what I was doing next week, 233 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,596 I know that you would take me back. 234 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,997 What are you doing? 235 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,542 They said I can't tell you. 236 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,461 That's the problem. 237 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,213 You need to be the Rooster who cock-a-doodle-does 238 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,091 when everyone tells you cock-a-doodle-don't. 239 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:42,345 If you didn't listen to your mother, we would still be together. 240 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,434 I gotta go. Just leave me alone, okay? 241 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:51,480 I need to be with a man who isn't afraid to think for himself. 242 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,570 Just leave me alone, okay? I need to be with a man... 243 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,489 Wait, did I already say that? 244 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:03,158 I can't tell what I'm thinking and what I'm saying. 245 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,868 Yeah, you already said it. 246 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,037 Did I say that my titties itch? 247 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,120 No. 248 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,046 - Oh. - You didn't let me finish. 249 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,673 Didn't need to. It's not happening. 250 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:22,010 - Oh, did you fall? - Gas bubble. 251 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:25,305 - It's not that big a deal, Jack. - Maybe not to you. 252 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,954 Hey, do you know anything about girls? 253 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,355 Only teenage girls. 254 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,606 That sounded creepy. 255 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,418 I just mean the last time I had a real girlfriend, I was in high school. 256 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,153 You know? 257 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,947 God, that's like needles. 258 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:46,409 Hey, don't tell my mom, but I asked Wiggles to marry me and she said no. 259 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,746 Are you sure I can't tell Wiggles about the Congresswoman job? 260 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,265 Because if she knew I was gonna be rich... 261 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,166 Rooster... 262 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,918 Fine, I won't say anything. 263 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,689 Hey, do you think she'd like it if I sang her a song? 264 00:13:58,713 --> 00:13:59,589 Do you sing? 265 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,050 Just in the shower and I'm terrible. 266 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,486 Well, I would definitely not sing her a song. 267 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,344 How about a poem? 268 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,222 A poem's not the way to go. I don't know how to rhyme, bro. 269 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,015 - Uh... - You're overreacting, Jack. 270 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,225 Overreacting? 271 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,270 You asked if I could get my mother to paint a forgery. 272 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,777 Hey, Rooster. Do you know how...? 273 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,237 Oh, you going somewhere? 274 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,239 The Itsy Bitsy. 275 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,300 Since you won't let me tell Wiggles I'm gonna be rich, 276 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,661 I've been doin' some Googlin', this site called wikiHow. 277 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,206 I think it's, like, doctors and scientists and shit. 278 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,418 They said that the best way to get Wiggles back 279 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,087 is to look handsome and to act like I don't like her. 280 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,089 Looking handsome is easy, 281 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,342 but it's not in my nature to be mean to the woman I love. 282 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,763 Oh, hey, wait. Do you know how to find a flower shop on this thing? 283 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,850 Never had a cell phone before. It's cool, but I'm a little lost. 284 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,810 Thank you. 285 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,437 My mom started the painting today 286 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,481 and I wanna get her a little something to thank her. 287 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:03,820 It keeps asking if I'll accept cookies, but she's diabetic, so no can do. 288 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,489 Good Christ! 289 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,033 That's what a phone is for. 290 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,076 You can find a flower shop in the Yellow Pages. 291 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,580 This is different than what I've seen before. 292 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,499 Yeah, pornography's come a long way in the last 26 years. 293 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:21,671 Do they have movies with just two people the same age and not step-relatives? 294 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,755 Oh! 295 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,485 Maybe you've been locked up too long to dive back into the deep end. 296 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:30,055 Grab some cash and come with me. We'll dip your toes in. 297 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,083 I I thought they had to close this place down because of Covid. 298 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,233 The owner uses that party bus at night to fly under the radar 299 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,194 of the County's health and safety Inspector, 300 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,198 and recently figured out a way to keep everyone inside the club safe. 301 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,706 Huh. Hamster ball. Smart. 302 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,624 Right? 303 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:01,795 Almost all great inventions were created to help men look at half-naked women: 304 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:05,006 movie cameras, magazines, windows... 305 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:14,057 Leon, I need a new ball. Some dude had car keys in his pocket. 306 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,478 What are you doing here? I told you to stay away for me. 307 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,938 I think. 308 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,564 Well, I'm not here for you, boo. 309 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,084 I'm just here to spend a little quality time 310 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,735 with some ladies I haven't already seen naked a thousand times. 311 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,490 Hey, yo, what up, Jasmine! Meet me in the VIP closet! 312 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,411 I hate this. 313 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,754 You lookin' to spend some of that cash, dumplin'? 314 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,389 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey! 315 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,200 You're not goin' back to the bikini bar again, are you? 316 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,184 We need the Pacer for that job later tonight. 317 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,103 Yeah, I know, I'll be back. 318 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,855 Wiggles is playin' hard to get. 319 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,666 Yesterday, she rolled the new girl over to me. 320 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,751 I'm gonna take one more run at tryin' to make her jealous, 321 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,611 but if it doesn't work, I might have to do what you told me not to. 322 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,407 Wait, Rooster! Hey, don't tell Wiggles about the Congresswoman! 323 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,200 Ladies. 324 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,953 - Hi there. - Dogs. 325 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,970 We're closed. 326 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,097 Why? 327 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:40,268 We ran out of the big plastic balls, so we can't dance until we get more. 328 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,105 Okay, well, guess I gotta go chase down that party bus 329 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,858 so I can look at another woman dance slowly in beachwear. 330 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,696 I know you're trying to make me jealous, Rooster. I'm not stupid. 331 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,216 All the girls tell me you look at a picture of me on your phone 332 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,450 when they dance for you. 333 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,077 You really think this would work? 334 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,833 Scientists on the internet said it would. 335 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:08,379 Of course. Always letting other people tell you what to do. 336 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:14,344 All right, fine. You want me to think for myself? 337 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,654 Well, I wanted to do something all week 338 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:19,140 that I haven't done because somebody told me not to. 339 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,100 Screw it. 340 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,770 Here it goes... 341 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,276 ♪ I don't quite know ♪ 342 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,739 ♪ How to say ♪ 343 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,285 ♪ How I feel ♪ 344 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,412 You can sing? 345 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,206 Can I? 346 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,499 It sounds awful in my head. 347 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,085 If I knew how to rhyme, I'd do a poem instead. 348 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,587 No, no, don't stop. It's beautiful. 349 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,385 ♪ Those three words ♪ 350 00:18:56,427 --> 00:19:00,098 ♪ I said too much ♪ 351 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,435 ♪ They're not enough ♪ 352 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,398 ♪ If I lay here ♪ 353 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,028 ♪ If I just lay here ♪ 354 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:21,703 ♪ Would you lie with me and just forget the world? ♪ 355 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:26,207 Yes. Yes. I'll lay with you forever. 356 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,717 Go for Rooster. 357 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,266 I'm here! 358 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:47,103 Sorry. My evening took a bit of a turn. 359 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,522 Gotta take a quick rinse. 360 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,191 Got a little, uh, romance on me. 361 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,408 Oh, damn. That actually looks pretty good. 362 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,534 I know, right? 363 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,119 It's perfect. 364 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,079 Front and back. 365 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,833 "Happy birthday, Gloria. Love, Jack". 366 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:13,713 Shit. It's gonna need a second coat. Screwed the pooch on that one. My bad. 367 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,975 I had to tell my mother something, so I told her it was your birthday. 368 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,094 - I don't know why she would... - It's fine. 369 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,409 - Seriously, I don't know why she... - I said, it's fine. 370 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,644 I don't care what your mother put on the painting, okay? 371 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,105 I just... I just get nervous before a job. 372 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,242 Would you like to be accompanied when you go to the phone store? 373 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,846 Would you like to be accompanied when you go to the phone store? 374 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,581 Sure, I'll be down in a sec. 375 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,922 Sorry, hands are wet. I had to answer with my nose. 376 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,341 This is a surprise. I thought you were in prison. 377 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,718 Got out early. I need to sell a painting. 378 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,221 Well, uh, this isn't a great time for me to talk. 379 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:07,809 Okay, but I need a counterfeiter, so do you know anyone that could...? 380 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,188 They're an interesting pair, those two. 381 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,483 The other day, I had to explain that there's no cotton in cotton candy. 382 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,110 Better chunk of the afternoon 383 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,913 and ended with all of us tasting a little bit of lint from the dryer. 384 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,950 There are a lot of moving pieces and everyone needs to chip in, 385 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,034 so get your cash. 386 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,329 We're going to the bank. 387 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,389 Barb! Hello there. Looking lovely as always. 388 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,182 Hello, Stan. 389 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,476 This is why I don't go to the bank. 390 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,437 Think of Jean Michel. 391 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,776 Oh. Okay. 392 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,280 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 393 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:07,827 Hey, man, sorry to keep bothering you, but I need... 394 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,871 You need to stop calling me. 395 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,415 Hey, do you have any apples that aren't so squishy? 396 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,750 Wait, why can't I call you? 397 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,877 How did you get out of prison so early? 398 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,086 Covid. Why? 399 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,023 Well, in my experience, if someone gets out of prison early, 400 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,274 they made a deal with the cops. 401 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,692 Not that I'd have anything to worry about, 402 00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:22,985 'cause I run an honest business. 403 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,844 You know I'd never work with the cops. 404 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:28,514 James, James, you are the only guy I know that can move this kind of painting 405 00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:32,518 and I am in the middle of a job with a crew that I am barely keeping together. 406 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,896 Two idiots and one guy who's gonna think I'm an idiot 407 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,315 if I don't have everything lined up. Please. 408 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:40,193 It was lovely catching up. What does the word "less" mean to you? 409 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:42,570 Damn it! 410 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,988 Debit card's loaded up. 411 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,991 Stan was so boring to talk to, even the gas bubble needed to escape. 412 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,785 Let's go. 413 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:52,330 Sorry about the ticket. 414 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,583 I don't care. Car's registered to my grandmother. 415 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,461 If the County wants 27 bucks, they can go dig her up. 416 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,800 Gloria, come take a look at this. 417 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,719 I'm getting out of the shower. Be down in a sec. 418 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:11,015 James, I know you are getting these messages. 419 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,184 You've gotta believe me, I'm not a rat. 420 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,393 We're doing this job tonight 421 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:17,230 and I really don't wanna tell these people that I can't come through. 422 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,981 I need you for this. 423 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:23,277 Look, I'll even go 50-50 this time. Just call me. Please. 424 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,553 Why do you keep lookin' at your phone? 425 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,829 'Cause it's 2020, Jack. That's where people look. 426 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,998 Oh, shit. What's this now? 427 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,128 That house right there. 428 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,754 Oh, this isn't good. 429 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,715 Where's Barb? 430 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:45,800 - Who? - Who? 431 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:46,883 The bitch who lives here. 432 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,386 Okay, let's settle down. 433 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,029 Would you mind working with me on this? 434 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,889 I'm trying to keep the temperature to simmer. 435 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:56,060 Yeah. Sorry. She... She called her Barb and we call her Barbara, 436 00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,019 so I... I wasn't... 437 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,605 Second coat should do it. I got some snacks for the... 438 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,566 There she is. 439 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:27,008 It's SodaStream time! Just got an email. It's been delivered. 440 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,605 Barb. 441 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:01,542 Really dig those ham-hock toes in there, Rooster. 442 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:06,255 We need to force this bubble to pick a direction and head towards a hole. 443 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,715 Think of Jean Michel. 444 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:14,013 Haven't seen you in here for a while. 445 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,557 Yeah, well, there's a virus killin' people, Stan, 446 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:19,727 so I'm tryin' to avoid unnecessary errands. 447 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,520 Just makin' a quick deposit. 448 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,439 Take your break, Mike. I got this one. 449 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,275 Barb's a VVIP and VVIP's get the manager. 450 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,831 How you doin'? 451 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,875 Don't you have a machine for that? 452 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,919 I don't trust it. 453 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,588 Have you tried the acai bowl place on Maple? 454 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,592 They expanded their outdoor dining out into the parking lot. 455 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:56,347 If you wanna go sometime, I could grab one of Mom's placards, 456 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,890 get us a handicap spot. 457 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,773 So? 458 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,489 Bubbles. 459 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,325 Porch pirate! You stole my SodaStream! 460 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:18,286 I'm sorry, your soda what? 461 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,912 SodaStream! 462 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,956 Ma'am, would you mind if we search the house? 463 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:25,876 Oh, wait, are you talking about one of those machines that makes the fizzy water? 464 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,170 Yes! A SodaStream! 465 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:30,589 Okay, that's my bad. It was on our porch. 466 00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,967 I just assumed. I didn't read the label. 467 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,778 They must have delivered it to the wrong house. 468 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:38,014 I think somebody owes me an apology. 469 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,891 Officer, could you hand me my shoe? 470 00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:45,313 Eat shit, Barb. 471 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,650 I wanna press charges for that. 472 00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:56,574 Well, that worked out. 473 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:59,702 I pissed off Sylvia and I'm halfway to a new pair of shoes. 474 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,374 Oh, thank God. 475 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,001 Okay, so I've done some research. 476 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,794 The Covid thing seems to check out 477 00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:11,797 and you wet my whistle with the 50-50 proposal, so... 478 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,549 Hey, thanks for work with me on this. 479 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,384 I run a legitimate business! 480 00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:22,099 You guys probably thought I would be the one to screw this whole thing up. 481 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,935 But see, everything's fine. 482 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:32,276 Excuse me. Whose car is this? 483 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,869 We're gonna have to find another vehicle 484 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,847 or we're gonna miss the window to steal this painting. 485 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,290 Maybe we should wait then. 486 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,209 Wait? We're not waiting. 487 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:51,003 I already told Jean Michel that I had a big surprise for him 488 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,089 and if it's not that I'm stinkin' rich, 489 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,384 I'm gonna have to dye my pubes purple or something. 490 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,552 Well, I'm just saying, since we're not prepared, 491 00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:00,596 because Barb hasn't paid her parking tickets, 492 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,515 then we should just delay it. 493 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:05,101 Screw that! We're gettin' rich tonight! 494 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,478 Can't we steal a car like we did when we robbed Melvin? 495 00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,022 Not knowing what we know now about this virus. 496 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:11,291 I mean, if the windows were up, 497 00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:14,110 there could be a whole Covid cloud sealed up in there. 498 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,153 The most important thing is our health and safety. 499 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:18,781 Health and safety. 500 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,908 I think I know where we can get a vehicle. 501 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:35,131 Ah, what the hell? 502 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:41,554 Uh-uh, no hop-ons, man. 503 00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,222 I am not a customer. 504 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,349 I am from the County Health and Safety Office 505 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:50,187 and I am afraid I'm gonna have to confiscate this illegal mobile bikini bus. 506 00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:51,522 Oh, shit. 507 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,742 Barb, stop that. We're here. 508 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:06,388 It's gonna take me and Gloria a few minutes to walk through the woods, 509 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,598 another ten minutes or so to break in and make the switch. 510 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:12,460 Oh, Rooster, take a picture of me on this pole. 511 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,087 I wanna send it to Jean Michel Duklon. 512 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:18,215 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. 513 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:21,969 Jean Michel's never seen a picture of me from closer than 20 feet away. 514 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,932 Put a friendly distance between me and the lens. 515 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,641 All right, now, uh, keep your eyes on the road. 516 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:30,006 If anyone stops or the cops drive by, text me and we'll... 517 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,521 Oh, shit, I gotta take this. 518 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:35,691 Hey, Mom. 519 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,610 Did your girlfriend like the painting? 520 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:41,113 Loved it. Sorry I didn't call. It's been a busy day. 521 00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:43,407 Hurry up or we'll miss our turn. Hi, Jack. 522 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:44,408 Hi, Dad. 523 00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:46,577 Your dad's anxious to go downstairs. 524 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,121 We're allowed to go outside and visit our friends again. 525 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:51,832 Oh, you're kidding. That's fantastic. 526 00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,005 What is Dad doin'? 527 00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,381 Your dad's gone a little buggy 528 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,760 ever since they stopped letting us out of our rooms because of the virus. 529 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:06,222 Your father just needs to get outside again. We all do. 530 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:09,585 Mom started the painting today. I'm gonna send her a little something to thank her. 531 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,979 You lookin' to spend some of that cash, dumplin'? 532 00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,105 What? 533 00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:20,319 Actually, I'm lookin' to spend all of it. How much to get you out of that thing? 534 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,950 They don't know who sent them, but wait until you see this. 535 00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:31,121 Oh, someone sent a bunch of giant balls to the retirement home. 536 00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:32,957 Isn't it wonderful? 537 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,292 Your father and I already took a turn this morning. 538 00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:37,419 And the balls are so festive. 539 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:40,756 Some of them have glitter and they all smell like vanilla. 540 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,049 Fancy. 541 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,009 Marty Shafferman is dead. 542 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,594 My condolences. 543 00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:46,971 He was a nice guy. 544 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,223 Had a lot of great pictures of Flagstaff. 545 00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:53,811 See? All better. 546 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:57,773 I'm just gonna pop the iTablet up on the windowsill so you can watch us. 547 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,651 Just hang up when you get bored. Love you. 548 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,152 Love you too. 549 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,787 We should go. 550 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:12,871 Okay. 551 00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:23,507 When you were in prison, did you know any fences? 552 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:25,926 Yeah, four big ones that surrounded the place. 553 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:27,803 I'm serious. 554 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,555 Oh. I don't know. 555 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,558 I had a cellmate who was in for selling stolen jewelry. 556 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,351 I'm sure he knew people who'd buy it. 557 00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:36,395 You, uh, remember that guy's name? 558 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:37,980 What's goin' on? 559 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:41,442 My fence thinks I'm working with the cops because I got out early. 560 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:42,818 We don't have a fence? 561 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,696 I know. I know. I screwed up. I screwed up. 562 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:46,822 - All right. - Okay? 563 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,657 Goddamn Barb and her fizzy water. 564 00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:49,992 I was so close too. 565 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:51,275 See, this is why I work alone. 566 00:31:51,327 --> 00:31:53,597 'Cause when I'm in control of everything, you know, this doesn't happen. 567 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:54,723 - This never happened. - Okay. 568 00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:56,099 - It doesn't happen. - Okay, calm down. 569 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,333 Try those breathing techniques 570 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:58,935 you said you were practicing before your parole hearing. 571 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,229 No, no, no, you don't get to bring up shit that we talked about in prison. 572 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,087 You are not allowed. 573 00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,089 Yeah, yeah, I lied about who I was. 574 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:05,841 Well, I think we might be even now. 575 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,594 We are not even. This is nothing compared to that. 576 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:09,511 You played with my heart. 577 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,181 And you're playing with my life. You said you had a plan. 578 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,224 We should call it off. We should just call it off. 579 00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:15,976 Call it off? No, no, no, no, no. 580 00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,455 You said yourself, you need this money to get me my new identity. 581 00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:20,999 Do you know anybody with half a million dollars that likes stolen art? 582 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:21,857 Because I don't. 583 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,859 So, we'll figure that out. 584 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,403 Maybe my guy in prison has a lead. 585 00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:27,797 Or together you and I could think of a way 586 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:29,698 to convince your guy that you're not a rat. 587 00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:32,076 Somehow, we'll fix this. I promise. 588 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:35,204 There hasn't been anything you and I haven't been able to figure out yet. 589 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,287 We'll get through this. 590 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,040 Okay. 591 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,043 Come on, let's go. 592 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,170 Next time there's a problem, just tell me. 593 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:46,173 I know you're used to working alone, but we're supposed to be a team. 594 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,341 Yeah, I know. 595 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,472 What the hell? 596 00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:00,938 Somebody beat us to it. 597 00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,849 Blackmail is my specialty, 598 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:05,103 along with casseroles, winemaking, and prostate play. 599 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,607 Someone told me exactly how to rob this house. 600 00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:12,277 You raised a dickhead, Barb. You really did. 601 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,530 - Oh! - Oh! 602 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,062 I think we're all a little tired and stressed out. 603 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,357 I, for one, would like a warm milk. Anyone else like one? 604 00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:52,381 https://www.MY-SUBS.com/ 47839

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