All language subtitles for Jellystone s03e10 Vote Raspberry.eng

[tires screeching]

This could be
the most important speech

of my entire career.

It's true.

I'll either make
a legend of you

or crush your reputation
to oblivion.

One wrong move,

and it could destroy everything
you've ever worked for.

A fruitless strut
upon the stage of life.

Until you succumb to death.

And then, only a faceless man
with a nameless grave.

Well, thanks, Mr. Jinks.
You always know what to say.

[drumroll]

Hello, Jellystone.

[cheering]

It's time for the best day
of the year.

- New Years?
- Black Friday?

My birthday? It's my birthday.

[shushes]

No, election day.

[crowd] Oh.

Wait, you're not excited?

No offense, Huck,

but election day is kind of
a waste of our time.

You always run unopposed.

So why don't we just skip
the whole thing

and agree
that you're still mayor?

Now, now. The people
of Jellystone are entitled

to vote for who they think
is best for the job.

And look,

there are other candidates
this year.

Huh? No, no, no, no.

We thought
this was something else.

Daddy, where's
the medieval feast?

Augie, there is no feast.

[sighs] So it's famine.

[grunts nervously]

[Yogi] Come on, Huck.

We have important things
to get back to.

Like my birthday.

[shushes]

But what about
the fun of the process?

The clash of ideas,
the spirited debate,

the fun little buttons
I always make.

I am a fan of those buttons.

Huck, as far as
we're all concerned,

you're mayor.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have a picnic basket
to annihilate.

And I--

Oh, I'll shush myself.

[sighs]

Don't get me wrong. I--
I love being mayor.

But it just
doesn't mean anything

without an actual race.

But, Huck,
they like you as mayor.

No one wants
to run against you.

No one in town? No one at all?

Not a single soul.

- Hmm.
- [dings]

Unless... I might know someone.

Where are they? I'll end them!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy there, killer.

All we need is a can of paint.

[Mr. Jinks] Wait, so why
are we painting you red?

Well, if no one's
going to run against me,

I'll just run against myself
as my alternate persona.

Raspberry Rover,

the opposite
of Huckleberry Hound.

All schools
should be ice cream.

All right. Showtime.
Now what would Huck not do?

Raspberry Rover,
candidate for mayor.

Uh, did you know that sugar
is actually good for you?

Yeah, have some.
It's good for your teeth.

It is?

But that's the opposite
of what Huck always told us.

And science.

Ah, yes.

But I am the opposite
of Huck and science.

For instance, gravity is a lie.

Anyway. Whee!

Hey, Raspberry Rover.
Mind if I use your yard?

Gee, thanks.
Hey, have a lump of sugar.

It's good for your teeth.
And how about a high-five?

I'm pretty cool, you see.

Cool, right?

I guess.

Raspberry rover.

Lump of sugar?
It's good for your teeth.

It's my birth--

Hopefully this first shot
that not go in me eye.

- Raspberry Rover!
- [screams]

Good morning, Jellystone.

Has everyone had
a lump of sugar?

[all] It's good for our teeth!

Fantastic!

Now, who's ready
for an election?

An election?

I thought he was going
to say something cool.

What? I mean,

all banks
should be bouncy houses.

Okay, we're listening.

Yeah. And school is banned

and doughnuts are vegetables.

I like Raspberry Rover.

Tell us more.

I believe people should be able
to operate on each other

without a license
because it seems fun.

[cheering]

You should be able
to throw your trash anywhere.

[cheering]

And kids should be able
to play with

as many poisonous snakes
as they want.

[cheering]

[Brenda] Kiss my baby.

[Captain Caveman] And mine.

[Peter Potamus] And me.

[crowd chanting] Raspberry!
Raspberry! Raspberry!

Oh, this is going great.
Everyone's excited.

Looks like the town gets
a real election after all.

Uh, about that.

Uh, Raspberry Rover's doing,
like, a little too well.

You're way down in the polls.

See?

Oh, that's not too bad.
We can bounce back.

No, there's more.

Oh. Well,
with a little elbow grease, we can maybe--

Ah, the first day
in 1,000 years

paper didn't hit my eye.

[Red Guy screaming]

Huh. I guess
I got so carried away

with Raspberry Rover,

I forgot to campaign
for Huckleberry Hound.

But that's all right.

When the town hears
my sensible plan

during the big debate,

I trust they'll make
the right decision.

You're going
to debate yourself?

But that's impossible.

Come on, now. Have a little
faith in me, Mr. Jinks.

[fanfare]

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the annual
mayoral debate,

hosted by the most handsome
announcer of all time.

It's me. It's Snagglepuss.

Let's meet the candidates.

Up first is Huckleberry Hound.

[scattered applause]

Hello, hello.

So excited
to talk about infrastructure

for the next three hours.

And now we have
Raspberry Rover.

- [cheering]
- [loud applause]

Huh. Where'd Huck go?

Probably the bathroom.

All right. Let's begin

with our first
audience-curated question.

Huck, your opponent
has promised

bouncy houses instead of banks.

What do you promise?

Great question, Peter Potamus.

I promise to double
all the annoying stop signs,

plug the giant sinkhole
the children keep falling into

- and...
- [crowd snoring]

- [buzzes]
- Time's up.

On to the next question.

Dear Raspberry Rover,
may I please have a pony?

Why, of course.
In fact, he's already arrived.

Huh? I'm sorry,
what's happening?

[cheering]

Now, let's remember, everyone,

that ponies do nothing to stop
the annual blood bee plague.

Can you guarantee me that
a pencil will never hit my eye?

Why, yes, I can.

- No one can guarantee that.
- [Jabberjaw] Ow, my eye!

Can we have dancers
instead of mailmen?

We have dancers
instead of firemen.

There's none left.

All mailmen
will learn to dance.

Can you come
to my birthday party?

Uh, I'm busy later.

I'm free.

Can we have real fish?

Uh, no. Wait, what?

All fish will be real.

Wait a minute.
You have no real plan

to keep this town on track.

Well, I may not have a plan,

but what I do have is

- monster trucks!
- [engines revving]

[Augie laughing] Whee!

- [cheering]
- Wow, this is gonna go so well.

[crowd] Let's just
make him our mayor now!

- [alarm blaring]
- [honking]

[grunting, groaning]

Augie, I never thought
I'd say this, but please,

please stop eating
your vegetables.

But the mayor says
it's good for me.

Well, that's my lunch break.

Yakky, you good
doing the surgery?

Thanks.

You're gonna
give me anesthesia, right?

I don't know how to do that.

Would the little poison
snaky men enjoy some bubbles?

[snakes hissing]

[screams] But the mayor said
you're friendly!

Oh, Mr. Jinks.

I can't stand
to see the town like this.

I thought folks would make
the right choice,

but now it's falling apart.

[rumbling, crashing]

I guess people don't
always make

the best decisions
for themselves.

I mean, sometimes they need
someone to guide them.

Yeah, someone
with strong morals.

And a solid sense
of right and left.

And I happen to know the guy.

And he'd protect this town
no matter what.

I gotta save Jellystone!

Huck, meet Space Ghost.

Huck? Oh, Huck?

Thank you all for gathering

on this giant scoop
of ice cream,

which has replaced our school
thanks to Raspberry Rover.

Speaking of which,
I have very pressing news.

As it turns out,

Raspberry Rover has suffered
a tremendous injury.

[crowd gasping]

- Is he okay?
- What happened?

Let's go visit him
in the hospital.

[Huckleberry] Oh, wait.
Did I say injury?

Oh, I meant vacation.

Raspberry Rover has suffered,
uh, a tremendous vacation.

But have no fear.

Until he returns,

he has appointed me
the temporary permanent mayor.

And first things first,

we're gonna get things
back to normal around here.

[cheering]

All right, Mr. Jinks.
What's first?

[Mr. Jinks] Get rid
of all that sugar.

Dump your lump of sugar
in the pot.

We'll simply
turn it into caramel,

and then everyone
can take some home.

Isn't caramel just sugar,
but burnt?

No. What would
make you think that?

Done! Onto making surgery
more safe.

Yakky, don't forget
to wash your hands

when operating
inside a patient.

Thanks, Huck.

Done!

Eat the jelly ones to get
a small serving of fruit.

You hear that, kid? Eat up.

Done! Onto the snakes.

[hisses]

There you go, Tubb.

Now they can't see you.
Have fun.

But will they still bite me?

Done! Free the horse.

[helicopter hovering]

There you go, boy. Be free now.

This isn't even my house.

Done! Deflate the banks.

Me life savings!

Done! Fix the hose!

Oh, thank goodness.

Now I can keep
my topiary garden alive.

Done! Release
your innermost passions!

[yelling]

Done! Add the cherry on top.

[knuckles cracking]

Done. Done. Done.

Man, I never realized

how weird
normal is around here.

But I wouldn't have it
any other way.

Neither would we.

And that's why
we decided to make a statue

of the man who got our town
back on its feet.

Aw shucks,
y'all didn't need to do that.

[Jabberjaw] Raspberry Rover!

Who went on vacation
and appointed Huck.

Ah, the best mayor we ever had.

Oh, whatever.

At least,
Jellystone's back to normal.

- [snakes hissing]
- They can still bite, they can still bite!

[crowd clapping]

Sorry I'm late.
I just got out of surgery.

What did we miss?

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