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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's
house is sorta... gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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I don't have coverage
for tornadoes.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay. Just asking.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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One of the most
beautiful cities in Germany.
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Heidelberg Palace,
the Karl Theodor Bridge,
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the Schloss Schwetzingen.
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But I couldn't care less.
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The only sights I wanted
to see were the looks of awe
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on the faces of
my fellow students
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as I demonstrated my
intellectual superiority.
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Cylinders that are smaller
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than ten to the minus-35 meters.
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What's happening?
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You don't laugh at people
saying stupid things in Texas?
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You're darn tootin' we do.
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So who goofed?
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You did, dummkopf.
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Dummkopf? You're
calling me a dummy?
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Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?
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Mr. Ziegler.
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He forgot to consider
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.
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Wait, what's the
Calabi-Yau manifold?
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Dummkopf.
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I was quickly learning
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not all Germans were the
warm, fun-loving people
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I was led to believe.
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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And then they laughed
at me for not knowing
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something that they
knew. Who does that?
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You do.
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Well, this is no time
for a teachable moment.
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Your child is hurting.
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Sorry.
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There, there.
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I guess that'll do.
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Now, how about a hot beverage?
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Good crowd today.
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It's not enough. We need more.
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What are you talking
about? We're raking it in.
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We got wall-to-wall chumps.
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Hey!
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Not you. The other chumps.
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We're raking in quarters.
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I got a house to rebuild.
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You want to raise
the price? Nope.
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I'm thinking bigger.
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Table games.
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Maybe a roulette wheel.
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Whoa. These machines
are already a gray area.
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Table games are
big-time illegal.
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You know why?
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Because they make
big-time money.
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What are the cops gonna say?
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"Thank you for my
new fishing boat"?
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Meemaw, I can't go to jail.
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I've got a family
to take care of.
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Nobody's going to jail.
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Please, just take a
moment to think about it.
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Fine.
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We're doing it.
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Jim.
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Hey, sorry to just
drop by, but I found
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some of Mandy's old baby stuff.
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Figured I'd bring it over.
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Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.
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She took the baby
for a check-up,
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but you're welcome to wait.
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Have a beer, watch the Astros.
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A beer in the middle
of the afternoon?
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Your wife okay with that?
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My wife's in Germany.
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Oh, my.
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For the whole summer.
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You're living the dream. Mmm.
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Come on.
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Hey, Missy. Hey.
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Oh, two-for-one green beans.
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Oh, look at that, you
got everybody pitching in.
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Good for you. Well,
I am a head coach.
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It's what I do.
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Hey, that's not where the
caps go; we talked about this.
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Mm. Sorry. Sorry.
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She the assistant coach?
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She might own the team.
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Use the coasters.
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Professor Salzman,
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I just wanted to let you
know that I studied up
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and am now well-versed
in the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Okay.
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It was never part
of the curriculum
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at East Texas Tech.
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East Texas Tech?
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Sounds charming.
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It's actually quite
humid. Regardless,
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I'm ready to reassert
myself as class leader.
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Your classmates are
from some of the most elite
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universities in the world.
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There is no East MIT.
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Well, I would have
gone to a better school,
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but I was 11, which you have
to admit is pretty impressive.
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Sheldon, at some point we ask
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of the piano-playing dog
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not, "Are you a dog?"
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but, "Are you any good
at playing the piano?"
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Excuse me?
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You are far behind
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many of your peers.
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I have no peers. I
think they would agree.
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Which is why I'm going
to recommend tutoring.
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Me tutor them? No.
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You tutor me? No.
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Me tutor you?
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Miss Chen.
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Yes, Professor?
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You have an undergraduate
degree in education, ja?
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Yes, sir.
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Teach him.
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No more bets.
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What the hell?
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Where'd you get the table?
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I know a guy.
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Where'd you get him?
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He's the guy.
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Red 12.
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No winners.
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Oh-ho, there's a winner.
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Can we even trust him?
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Herman? Look at that baby face.
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He says, on a good night,
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one table can throw off
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a thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of
diapers, Georgie.
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Huh.
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Maybe even a nanny.
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Huh!
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How is it, the three of y'all
living in Sheldon's room?
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Red 16.
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No winners.
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Hey, could you watch
her for a little while?
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I would, but I gotta
get to the grocery store
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if dinner's gonna be ready.
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Three-fifty.
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Three hundred and fifty
dollars for a dining room set?
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You must be crazy.
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That's what you
said about the jet ski,
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but I nailed it. Well...
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You guys having a good time?
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Oh, yeah, great time.
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It's over. Wha...
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Well, what about
Showcase Showdown?
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Here we go. Green beans.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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That's not the
one on the coupon.
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You want... Bottom row.
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Ooh, good catch.
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Missy'd have had my ass.
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Well, I'm here for you.
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All righty, now.
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Hello?
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Good afternoon, I'm here
for tutoring with Sheldon.
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Oh, he's helping
you? Isn't that nice.
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No, I'm helping him.
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Sorry?
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I'm tutoring him.
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Excuse me just a minute.
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Shelly?
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Your tutor's here.
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I've been thinking about
it. We should go home.
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Why?
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I miss Dad and football.
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The whole shebang.
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Honey, are you sure
this isn't because
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you need a tutor,
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and she's a little girl?
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Leave me alone.
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Didn't you say that you
wanted to come here
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to learn new things and
expand your horizons?
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What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.
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Oh, nobody thinks that.
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I do. I thought we'd get started
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with anti-de Sitter space.
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That sounds fun. What's that?
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I wish I could tell you.
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Oh, um...
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Come on, I just gave you a hint.
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We solve for the geodesics.
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Wrong.
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Ow! Why'd you hit me?
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Pain is the best teacher.
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You're a very
impressive little girl,
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but there's a saying.
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At some point, it's not enough
to be a dog who plays the piano.
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You have to play the piano well.
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I play extremely well.
I'm a concert pianist.
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Of course you are.
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What?
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Sorry, just a funny
part of the Bible.
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For the food we're
about to receive,
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and bless the hands
that prepared it.
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And for the hands what
went to the store and bought it.
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Sorry, had a tough
time getting her down.
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She had horrible gas.
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Well, that's weird. She
was an angel with us.
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Maybe she's hungry.
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Maybe she's teething.
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You know what, let
her suck on a Slim Jim.
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Ooh! Two birds.
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You're awful quiet tonight.
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Oh, just work stuff.
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Huh, I wouldn't have
thought running a laundromat
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would be all that stressful.
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Well, Dad, you run
your own business.
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You know what it's like
dealing with the public.
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That I do. Actually,
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I had a guy the
other day came in
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returning a set of tires
I sold him a year ago,
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way past warranty.
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Put up quite a stink, too.
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How'd you handle it?
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Gave him a new set of tires.
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I mean, I lost a couple bucks,
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but got a customer for life.
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Smart. I could
learn a lot from you.
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Well, you can learn a
lot from your father, too.
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Hmm. All right, what
you got, big man?
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Uh, well...
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Saved by the bell.
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Would it kill anyone
to say "thank you"
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- for this delicious meal?
- Hello.
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Thanks. Thank you.
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Hang on.
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Jim, it's your wife.
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Hi, honey.
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I am sorry, I
lost track of time.
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I was playing with the baby,
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who, I got to tell you,
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looks more and more
like you every day...
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Okey-dokey, I
will be right home.
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Five minutes.
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Gotta go.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Georgie, I can tell
when something's wrong.
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Nothing's wrong.
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Just tell me.
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Is it that obvious?
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Yes.
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All right.
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Meemaw put a roulette
wheel in the slot room,
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and I'm real worried about it.
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Why?
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The slots are
already in a gray area.
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A roulette wheel
could land us in jail.
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Okay, then tell her
you want no part of it.
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I did, but she said
it could throw off
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00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,429
a thousand dollars a day.
271
00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,965
Oh.
272
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,133
Then do it.
273
00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,101
But I could go to jail.
274
00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,303
I'll wait for you.
275
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,873
I thought you'd be on my side.
276
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,573
Georgie, I am on your side.
277
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,043
In fact, we should
get married sooner
278
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,713
so that I can't
testify against you.
279
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,149
And also because you love me.
280
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,018
Thousand bucks a day?
281
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,552
You bet I love you.
282
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,190
So listen, I thought it over
283
00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:00,259
and decided the
risk is worth it.
284
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,394
Good. Mandy on board?
285
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,996
I didn't ask.
286
00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,865
Glad she brought you around.
287
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,434
Listen, why don't
you shadow Herman,
288
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:09,668
see how it's done.
289
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,239
You want me to run the wheel?
290
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,740
We should be ready.
291
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,177
It's the bottom of
the ninth for this guy.
292
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,510
Red 12.
293
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:19,879
No winners.
294
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:22,481
You okay?
295
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:23,482
Yeah.
296
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,485
I got just the one lung.
297
00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,321
Connie said you'd
show me the ropes.
298
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,822
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.
299
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,192
You'll catch on in no time.
300
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,894
No more bets.
301
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,696
So, we bought
this table from you?
302
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,130
Oh, yeah.
303
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,667
I used to have a little
gambling room of my own.
304
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,501
Until it got shut down.
305
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:43,937
Cops?
306
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,471
Oh, no, nothing like that.
307
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,073
Dixie mafia.
308
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,841
They threatened to cut off my...
309
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,576
Red 16.
310
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,711
Red 16.
311
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,248
Cut off your what?
312
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,786
Wrong. What is wrong about this?
313
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,754
You didn't account
for all the dimensions.
314
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,322
The Calabi-Yau manifold
has six dimensions.
315
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,724
Only if there's fermions.
316
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,068
Without fermions, there could be
317
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,460
up to 26 dimensions.
318
00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,129
What? Dr. Linkletter
and Dr. Sturgis
319
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,599
never mentioned 26
dimensions. Who are they?
320
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,567
They're my teachers,
and they're really smart.
321
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,969
I've never heard of them.
322
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,446
Well, I've probably never
heard of your teachers.
323
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,907
I recently studied
with Henry W. Kendall.
324
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,875
The Nobel Prize winner
for his pioneering research
325
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,344
on the deep inelastic scattering
326
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,678
of electrons on protons
and bound neutrons?
327
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,548
Yes. Never heard of him.
328
00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:32,786
Try again.
329
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:38,959
Oh, I see the problem.
330
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,192
This is stupid.
331
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,760
You can't just
invent dimensions.
332
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,096
There's this one,
333
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,532
this one and this one.
334
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:49,168
You forgot the
dimension of time.
335
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,273
Ow. Thank you.
336
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,519
You want to sit
down or something?
337
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,222
I sit down, I might
not ever get up.
338
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,561
Uh-oh.
339
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,528
Dixie mafia.
340
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,998
What do we do?
341
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,600
Just stay calm. Let
me do the talking.
342
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,601
Who's in charge here?
343
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,104
He is.
344
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:26,673
Give us the money.
345
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,075
I-I can't.
346
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,909
I have a daughter to support.
347
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,645
Hope she likes
being an only child.
348
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,625
What're you doing up?
349
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,394
Can't sleep.
350
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,695
Same.
351
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,163
You want some tea?
352
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,663
Hot tea?
353
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,732
What am I, the Queen of England?
354
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:55,768
You okay?
355
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,337
Don't become an adult. It sucks.
356
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,006
Too late.
357
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,018
Do you know how much it
costs to feed a family these days?
358
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,676
If it wasn't for double coupons,
359
00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:05,812
I don't know how we'd manage.
360
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:09,048
Well, making the
money's no picnic either.
361
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,717
I mean, I want to provide
for Mandy and CeeCee,
362
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,986
but...
363
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,527
it's really working
my last nerve.
364
00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:17,724
I spend my whole day
holding this house together
365
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,225
and no one even
says, "Thank you."
366
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,326
I get it.
367
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,628
I get home from work,
368
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,129
but does anyone
ask how my day was?
369
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,463
How was your day?
370
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,133
Don't ask.
371
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,168
Why do we even do it?
372
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,072
Well, I got a
fiancée and a baby,
373
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,006
and we're all sleeping
in Sheldon's room.
374
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,475
Oh, yeah, you're screwed.
375
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,677
I mean why do I do it?
376
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,187
Hello.
377
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,522
Why did you never tell
me there's 26 dimensions?
378
00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:51,057
What?
379
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,001
I'm in Heidelberg and
I'm studying string theory,
380
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,062
and I'm now drastically
behind, thanks to you.
381
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:59,198
Sheldon, it's 3:00
in the morning.
382
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,934
Oh, that explains why
Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.
383
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,537
That explains why
I'm hanging up.
384
00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:06,139
I had to be tutored by a child
385
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,774
and the professor
called me a dummkopf.
386
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,841
Now I'm glad you called.
387
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,311
I don't like it here.
388
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,245
I miss being the
smartest one in class.
389
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,148
Son, if you're
always the smartest,
390
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,916
you're never learning anything.
391
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,519
Interesting. So what do I do?
392
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,619
Listen.
393
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,455
I'm listening.
394
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:23,889
No, that's the answer.
395
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,758
Try doing something
you're truly awful at:
396
00:15:25,857 --> 00:15:27,394
just shut up and listen.
397
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,528
But what if I...
398
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,788
When you're in class, listen.
399
00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:31,364
But I could...
400
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,239
Guess I should pee.
401
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,946
What, you didn't make
a big ol' breakfast?
402
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,880
I did, and I'm eating it.
403
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,950
And when I'm done,
I'm gonna go watch TV
404
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:54,153
while you make your own
breakfast and do the dishes.
405
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,123
But...
406
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,591
you were doing
great, so grown-up,
407
00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,692
cooking and cleaning.
408
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,860
Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup.
409
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,498
I thought we had a
whole thing going here.
410
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:06,832
Now we have a new thing.
411
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,301
Look at the fridge.
412
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,839
Chore chart?
413
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,341
That's right.
414
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,376
You realize it's my
job that pays for all this.
415
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,611
That is true. Thank you.
416
00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:21,181
You're welcome.
417
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,825
And thank you in advance
for doing the laundry
418
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,928
and taking out the garbage.
419
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,751
What about Georgie?
420
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:26,852
Look at the chart.
421
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,054
Georgie mows the lawn
422
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,489
and cleans the toilet.
423
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,927
One should not even
424
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,831
attempt to unify
type-one und type-two...
425
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,466
I wanted to give
up and run away,
426
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,201
but I had read
enough comic books
427
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,936
to know that heroes don't quit.
428
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:47,539
Instead of running,
I decided to stay
429
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,610
and face the biggest
challenge I've ever had:
430
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,144
keeping my mouth shut.
431
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,215
Any thoughts on the
compactification of
432
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,216
the extra dimensions here?
433
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,087
Mmm.
434
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,222
Ja. One must conserve
435
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,192
the unbroken supercharges.
436
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,626
Und the spherical
Hankel transform
437
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,929
of this equation is...
438
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,167
This turned out to be a
pivotal moment in my life.
439
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,438
By being open to
people smarter than me,
440
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,907
I grew as both a
man and a scientist.
441
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,211
Humble, brilliant...
442
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,279
I really am the whole package.
443
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,123
Hey.
444
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,457
What brings you by?
445
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,990
Well, I finished
my honey-do list,
446
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,228
so Audrey gave
me the afternoon off.
447
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,395
Come on in.
448
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,731
All right, I thought
we'd do something fun.
449
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,267
Well, this isn't fun.
450
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,867
I didn't make the chore chart.
451
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,336
Just grab a corner.
452
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,837
There is no corner.
453
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,374
Georgie, give us a hand.
454
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,409
Oh, you don't want
me touching anything.
455
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,685
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