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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,918 --> 00:01:48,155 Alfredo! 2 00:01:49,871 --> 00:01:51,028 Alfredo?! 3 00:01:53,063 --> 00:01:54,063 Alfredo? 4 00:01:54,101 --> 00:01:56,455 He's coming right now! 5 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:03,877 Alfredo? 6 00:02:04,835 --> 00:02:07,508 Alfredo... It's Morretti. 7 00:02:08,945 --> 00:02:10,302 Moretti! 8 00:02:10,661 --> 00:02:13,254 I fixed you some lentils. 9 00:02:13,414 --> 00:02:16,686 Eat them after midnight, they bring good luck. 10 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:19,799 There's some wine and an orange. 11 00:02:20,437 --> 00:02:23,629 It's small but very sweet. 12 00:02:23,829 --> 00:02:26,383 How do you feel? - What do you think? 13 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,336 Daddy, shall we break the piggy bank? 14 00:02:31,331 --> 00:02:34,483 You break it, at midnight. As soon as the year ends. 15 00:02:34,523 --> 00:02:36,159 No, we'll be sleeping. 16 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:40,070 No, why? Celebrate the New Year without me. 17 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:41,309 Bye. 18 00:02:41,586 --> 00:02:43,980 Alfredo, your bag. 19 00:02:45,138 --> 00:02:47,572 No, we're not celebrating anything without you. 20 00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:50,684 At that time you'll be under ground... 21 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,999 I mean, in the subway. 22 00:02:53,198 --> 00:02:57,508 We'll have some broth and then we'll all go to bed... right, children? 23 00:02:57,827 --> 00:03:01,418 We'll celebrate tomorrow with you. Good night Alfredo. 24 00:03:02,256 --> 00:03:04,770 Bye. - And happy New Year. 25 00:03:05,329 --> 00:03:06,646 Happy ending... 26 00:03:09,279 --> 00:03:11,514 Mother, take the meat off the fire! 27 00:03:11,594 --> 00:03:14,347 Assuntina, go down the cafe and telephone... 28 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:17,061 uncle Francesco, uncle Pasquale and aunt Cesira. 29 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:21,211 Tell them we're expecting them, and to bring the eel, and plenty. 30 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:24,483 You, break the piggy bank, so we can play bingo. 31 00:03:24,562 --> 00:03:26,199 It smells so good! 32 00:03:27,635 --> 00:03:29,910 Delicious! - Poor Alfredo! 33 00:03:29,989 --> 00:03:33,820 Well! What he doesn't know won't hurt him. - Thank goodness! 34 00:03:36,374 --> 00:03:38,728 Colombini, did you keep count? - Of what? 35 00:03:38,808 --> 00:03:41,761 I thought about it at the bus stop. How many are we for dinner? 36 00:03:41,841 --> 00:03:44,235 Well, easy to say. Myself, you... 37 00:03:44,315 --> 00:03:47,946 Mirabiondi, Frangipane, Amapola... - Michele, Mario, 38 00:03:48,026 --> 00:03:51,817 Baldissarri, Lambertuccia, and Caterina. Keep going- 39 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,972 Giovanni, Pennellone and Neri... 40 00:03:54,849 --> 00:03:56,406 13! - Right! 41 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,441 New Year's eve dinner in 13! 42 00:03:58,481 --> 00:04:00,955 "I'll take care of it, I'll organize it." 43 00:04:01,035 --> 00:04:03,828 An idiot like you can't organist! 44 00:04:03,908 --> 00:04:05,624 Well, I made a mistake! 45 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:08,377 Even priests make mistakes, no? - So? What do we do? 46 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:12,168 We'll fix things up somehow, and find a good soul to be the 14th. 47 00:04:12,248 --> 00:04:14,722 So late? It's after 8 o'clock you know? 48 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,395 Let's bring Pannocchia. 49 00:04:17,435 --> 00:04:19,550 Give it a try. But he's so ugly! 50 00:04:19,710 --> 00:04:21,785 Will you come to dinner? - No! 51 00:04:21,864 --> 00:04:23,580 Why not to dinner with us? 52 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:26,134 I already have an invitation! Take that! 53 00:04:26,693 --> 00:04:30,045 Listen to that! An invitation! And who invited you? 54 00:04:30,085 --> 00:04:31,681 That's my business, OK? 55 00:04:31,761 --> 00:04:34,434 It's not okay! Well then... work! 56 00:04:34,514 --> 00:04:37,427 It's 8:00, almost 8:05, so I'm leaving! 57 00:04:37,666 --> 00:04:40,619 I don't have time to waste. Goodbye. 58 00:04:41,258 --> 00:04:44,849 He's funny, he makes me laugh. - OK, but what do we do now? 59 00:04:44,929 --> 00:04:48,520 By the way. I have an idea. Let's call Tortorella. 60 00:04:48,799 --> 00:04:49,917 Who's that? 61 00:04:49,997 --> 00:04:54,186 Tortorella! Gioia... She's always alert, always available. 62 00:04:54,226 --> 00:04:56,381 I'll call Mimi. She sees her at Cinecitta. 63 00:04:56,461 --> 00:04:59,693 But tell her to bring her share, I won't shell out a penny, huh? 64 00:05:16,972 --> 00:05:20,962 Miracle, miracle! 65 00:05:23,596 --> 00:05:25,511 Pediconi! - Damn shoes! 66 00:05:25,631 --> 00:05:29,581 Take out the 3rd from the left! Does he look like he's had a miracle? 67 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:30,858 Me? - Yes, you! 68 00:05:30,938 --> 00:05:34,010 The director is right. This is a mystic scene. 69 00:05:34,809 --> 00:05:38,559 He's even cautioned, boss! - Tortorella, speak for yourself! 70 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:41,313 Mind your own crap or I'll slug you in the face! 71 00:05:41,393 --> 00:05:43,627 Come on, be quiet! Tortorella is right. 72 00:05:43,707 --> 00:05:45,543 Sure, she's always right! 73 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:49,413 And you all, do like she does... she's gives her whole self. Ready! 74 00:05:49,493 --> 00:05:52,167 But that guy has to stop using his hands! 75 00:05:53,643 --> 00:05:58,192 Let's hurry. After this scene we'll all go home to celebrate. 76 00:05:58,511 --> 00:06:02,621 Ready then? Look out for the watches. Ready? 77 00:06:03,819 --> 00:06:07,889 Pediconi, good boy, go take St Zeno's place. 78 00:06:08,447 --> 00:06:09,485 Damn him! 79 00:06:09,964 --> 00:06:10,964 Engine! 80 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,238 Rolling! 81 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:15,311 Clapper! - 127, third! 82 00:06:16,787 --> 00:06:17,825 Action! 83 00:06:20,618 --> 00:06:23,092 Look at me, I'm St Zeno. 84 00:06:23,332 --> 00:06:27,521 The lions don't tear me apart. They're moving back. Miracle! 85 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:39,253 Look at me! I'm St Zeno! 86 00:06:40,131 --> 00:06:44,241 Miracle, miracle! - Stop! Okay! 87 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:48,551 Okay, that's enough. See you tomorrow! 88 00:06:48,631 --> 00:06:50,865 Goodnight everyone. Happy New Year! 89 00:06:57,769 --> 00:07:00,881 Stop! Keep quiet! 90 00:07:05,111 --> 00:07:10,737 That's all. I didn't take the sandals. Here's the tunic. 91 00:07:11,216 --> 00:07:12,812 Gimme a hand! - Here! 92 00:07:15,087 --> 00:07:17,920 Are you in a hurry? - I'll miss my bus. 93 00:07:18,199 --> 00:07:19,556 Darn it! 94 00:07:21,112 --> 00:07:23,347 I've put on weight. - I think so! 95 00:07:24,145 --> 00:07:27,098 What are you doing tonight? - What I'm doing? 96 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:30,849 I have an invitation from whatshisname... 97 00:07:31,088 --> 00:07:32,405 Who? - From... 98 00:07:32,764 --> 00:07:34,839 Then maybe something else too. 99 00:07:35,597 --> 00:07:38,909 I have yet to decide. - You're still with that accountant? 100 00:07:38,989 --> 00:07:44,177 Who? Capecchi? It's over, he wasn't my type. 101 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,247 His wife caught him and beat him up! 102 00:07:50,402 --> 00:07:53,754 Say, why did you ask me what I am doing tonight? 103 00:07:54,153 --> 00:07:56,108 Well, just so... - Why? Say! 104 00:07:56,547 --> 00:07:58,821 I wanted to ask you to come with us. 105 00:07:59,141 --> 00:08:00,178 Who's "us"? 106 00:08:00,258 --> 00:08:02,253 It's a nice group of people. 107 00:08:06,563 --> 00:08:09,276 But if you're busy... - But I can cancel! 108 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:13,466 Have you got a nice dress? - I've bought an evening gown... 109 00:08:13,745 --> 00:08:18,374 for the inauguration of the film "Night at the Grand Hotel". 110 00:08:19,093 --> 00:08:21,008 What are you wearing on top? 111 00:08:21,128 --> 00:08:23,043 You can't imagine! Foxes! 112 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:26,315 OK then. Let's meet at 10 at the Esedra fountain. 113 00:08:26,395 --> 00:08:30,744 Look at what they've done to my new fur! - What can you do about! 114 00:08:30,984 --> 00:08:35,533 Where do we meet? - At Piazza Esedra. - At 10pm? - Yes, at 10:00. 115 00:08:35,613 --> 00:08:39,204 Mind you, with one thing and another it's 8,000 lire each. 116 00:08:40,042 --> 00:08:42,516 Well, these are sophisticated people. 117 00:08:42,596 --> 00:08:45,309 I have an idea for tonight... - Say, say! 118 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:48,542 I want to have my hair... no, I won't tell you. 119 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:51,375 New Year, new life! 120 00:08:51,454 --> 00:08:54,487 Good! Maybe tonight you'll find the right man. 121 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:59,156 Maybe my angel will make me grace! I'll go, the "Nuns of Monza" are coming! 122 00:08:59,236 --> 00:09:03,665 They'll make me be late! - Bye! - At 10:00 at Piazza Esedra. Alright! 123 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:16,793 Hi there! 124 00:09:20,265 --> 00:09:21,941 Hi Spizzico. You're punctual. 125 00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:23,976 Spizzico is always punctual. 126 00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:27,328 The agreement is clear. Gold and jewels. 127 00:09:27,408 --> 00:09:31,518 Stuff that can be melted. No voluminous stuff, I won't take it. 128 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:35,788 I don't go to ballrooms for mattresses and blankets! 129 00:09:35,947 --> 00:09:37,743 Small size stuff, don't worry. 130 00:09:37,823 --> 00:09:39,499 His work is high class! 131 00:09:41,095 --> 00:09:43,010 Do you have a cigarette? 132 00:09:44,207 --> 00:09:45,843 Give him a cigarette. 133 00:09:48,038 --> 00:09:49,076 Come on. 134 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:52,707 How do you pay? 135 00:09:53,106 --> 00:09:55,740 Well! Tell him, what did you bring last time? 136 00:09:55,819 --> 00:09:58,493 Diamonds so big they looked like peach kernels. 137 00:09:58,533 --> 00:09:59,810 Paid how? 138 00:10:00,049 --> 00:10:01,685 Like peach kernels! 139 00:10:02,523 --> 00:10:06,593 Pecori', we're talking business. So don't play the fool, okay? 140 00:10:06,713 --> 00:10:10,065 Never mind! Rather, did you find me a supporting man? 141 00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:13,177 Spizzico told me about, but I can't tonight. 142 00:10:13,257 --> 00:10:15,652 I'm having dinner with my sick father. 143 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:19,642 How's he going to eat if he's sick! Does he have tapeworm? 144 00:10:20,839 --> 00:10:24,829 It's not easy, you know? You want someone special, even in black tie. 145 00:10:24,909 --> 00:10:26,306 I snooped around, 146 00:10:26,346 --> 00:10:29,339 there aren't many people suited for high class places. 147 00:10:29,418 --> 00:10:32,411 And those few don't trust you. They don't know you. 148 00:10:32,491 --> 00:10:35,723 Well, I was out of town. - Weren't you in for theft? 149 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,472 They told you not to play the fool! 150 00:10:42,387 --> 00:10:44,143 I've been abroad 3 years. 151 00:10:44,223 --> 00:10:47,016 We know it. You're smart! 152 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:52,243 Making the rounds of the nightclubs on New Year's Eve is a good idea. 153 00:10:52,602 --> 00:10:53,959 Excellent, indeed! 154 00:10:54,877 --> 00:10:57,870 Why don't you go alone? So you don't have to split. 155 00:10:57,910 --> 00:11:01,701 I pick up and pass on. I never keep the stuff on me. 156 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:03,217 It's a nervous thing. 157 00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:06,369 If I don't pass it on immediately, I'm fucked. 158 00:11:06,609 --> 00:11:10,759 Want a personable guy? Clean record, and with a tailcoat? 159 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:14,151 Umberto Pennazzuto. - Who? "Accident"? - Yes! 160 00:11:15,148 --> 00:11:16,545 Why not? Why not? 161 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,458 "Accident"? Who is that? 162 00:11:19,498 --> 00:11:21,692 A guy who's an extra in Cinecittà. 163 00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:26,082 And every time, he has an accident, just to get medical insurance. Got it? 164 00:11:26,361 --> 00:11:27,877 Then, he's a beggar. 165 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:31,469 Who should assist you on the job, Dante Alighieri? 166 00:11:55,012 --> 00:11:56,050 Well? 167 00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:58,723 Gotta clear the room! Dancing, tonight! 168 00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:01,676 You won't protest, with 3 months rent late, right? 169 00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:04,828 Pennazzuto, telephone. - There he is! - Coming! 170 00:12:13,687 --> 00:12:14,764 Hello? 171 00:12:15,922 --> 00:12:17,159 Spizzico who? 172 00:12:17,558 --> 00:12:19,313 Oh yes. Cheers. 173 00:12:20,351 --> 00:12:23,663 Of course I have a dinner jacket. What sort of job is it? 174 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,454 And you call that a job?! 175 00:12:30,008 --> 00:12:33,998 I know, but it's not for me. No, it's not that I'm scared shit less... 176 00:12:34,357 --> 00:12:36,113 Just, it's not my thing. 177 00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:38,507 Besides, I have a commitment. 178 00:12:39,146 --> 00:12:40,303 Yes, a lady. 179 00:12:41,181 --> 00:12:44,014 In short, all considered, it's not worth it. 180 00:12:45,211 --> 00:12:49,561 Sorry. If I change my mind, I'll call. Happy New Year. Goodbye. 181 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:54,309 Well, well! You're even refusing work now? 182 00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:00,574 30 lire! 183 00:13:16,057 --> 00:13:20,087 I am the great director Cecil B. Demille. 184 00:13:20,845 --> 00:13:24,037 I want to speak to the famous actress Tortorella. 185 00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:27,788 Umberto, Cecil B DeMille is dead, poor soul. Will you stop it? 186 00:13:28,427 --> 00:13:31,779 You recognised me, huh? But you almost fell for it, no? 187 00:13:32,218 --> 00:13:33,295 Yeah, OK. 188 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:37,246 I had a great idea! Shall we spend the evening together? 189 00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:41,398 Hello? 190 00:13:41,435 --> 00:13:44,388 Tortorella are you there? I mean, are you there? 191 00:13:45,506 --> 00:13:46,783 I was saying... 192 00:13:47,581 --> 00:13:51,531 shall we spend New Year's together, like last year? It brings us luck! 193 00:13:51,611 --> 00:13:54,763 Luck, you say? I've never seen a year like this one! 194 00:13:55,242 --> 00:13:58,434 Thinking it over, maybe it was you who gave the jinx! 195 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:01,387 Don't get mad. 196 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:04,460 Anyway, even if I wanted, I can't. I'm busy tonight. 197 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,894 Yes, I'm going out with friends. 198 00:14:07,094 --> 00:14:08,570 Couldn't I come too? 199 00:14:09,568 --> 00:14:12,840 Well, I don't know... yes... maybe. 200 00:14:13,079 --> 00:14:16,072 But I'm warning you, it's 8 to 10,000 lire each. 201 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:18,267 Are you there? 202 00:14:18,865 --> 00:14:21,818 Well, goodnight, and happy New Year. 203 00:14:22,018 --> 00:14:24,212 'Night. He even made me get cold. 204 00:14:31,156 --> 00:14:32,552 30 lire! 205 00:14:33,909 --> 00:14:36,702 Tortorella, get me the hot water bottle. 206 00:14:37,181 --> 00:14:40,294 You're leaving me all alone. - Be patient. 207 00:14:40,373 --> 00:14:43,646 Patient what? Look what you're doing! 208 00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:47,756 Grandpa it's late! I just need the hairdryer. 209 00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:53,143 You see what you've done? - That's it! 210 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:57,093 Watch out for the casserole. Oh, my lentils! 211 00:14:57,173 --> 00:14:59,408 Don't get angry. - Sure, I'm angry! 212 00:14:59,487 --> 00:15:01,562 Darn that Umberto, he made me late! 213 00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:04,715 What Umberto! Darn you! - Darn him! 214 00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:09,383 You'd better leave! Go on, go dancing and leave me alone! 215 00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:12,895 Damn, how hot! It runs on normal or industrial current? 216 00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:16,925 What happened Tortorella? 217 00:15:17,644 --> 00:15:18,721 Oh, great! 218 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,876 Did the valves go off? 219 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,869 What do we do now? - Grandpa! 220 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,256 The valves went off, see? 221 00:15:29,335 --> 00:15:30,892 I can't see a thing! 222 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,488 We've got to fix them. 223 00:15:32,568 --> 00:15:36,319 I'm not moving! I don't have my slippers. - How, you're not moving! 224 00:15:36,358 --> 00:15:39,990 Don't make a fuss! Come on, it's late, I'll take you. 225 00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:42,065 I won't budge! - Come on! 226 00:15:42,144 --> 00:15:45,736 Be good! I'm strong, hold onto me. 227 00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:48,010 Hold onto me! 228 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,846 Damn, are you heavy! 229 00:15:54,674 --> 00:15:59,343 Are you crazy? - Are you idiot? Want to kill us right on New Year's? 230 00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:02,775 Go ahead, be funny! - Why, what's up? - We are in 13! 231 00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:06,526 Why? Tortorella said she would come. - Yes, but Amapola is not. 232 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:10,117 She got an infection from an injection. That big! - Got that? 233 00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:13,509 Dumb of me to trust you! You shouldn't have invited Tortorella. 234 00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:15,744 Dumb alright! What you saying? 235 00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:18,497 If you hadn't nagged me I wouldn't have called her. 236 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,809 Well, Tortorella will stay home. Mimì, go phone her. 237 00:16:22,008 --> 00:16:26,198 Are you crazy? Now? You could've thought of it before. 238 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:27,994 Why, what time is it? 239 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,827 It's almost 10.05. - 10.05? 240 00:16:31,705 --> 00:16:32,705 Hey! 241 00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:35,456 So, it's past 10:00. You know what's new? 242 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,948 Go! - Let's hurry! 243 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,153 Goodnight. 244 00:18:22,717 --> 00:18:25,391 This isn't the Trevi fountain, you know? 245 00:18:27,626 --> 00:18:29,461 Where is Trevi fountain? 246 00:18:30,499 --> 00:18:32,813 Darn it! How do you say...? 247 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:38,040 Damn bitch! - Hey! That's not very nice! 248 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,634 Naughty word? Oh, sorry. 249 00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:57,593 Damn b... now I'm saying it! 250 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,534 Am I at the wrong fountain too? 251 00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:39,452 Good evening, sorry about the delay. 252 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,144 Excuse me, are you Lello? 253 00:19:52,581 --> 00:19:54,257 What are you wearing? 254 00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:57,848 Why? - Look at you! You're asking why? 255 00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:59,444 Of course I say why! 256 00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:04,392 When Spizzico called me, he said to wear a dinner jacket. And what's this? 257 00:20:04,592 --> 00:20:08,063 You look like a waiter! - Oh no, dear friend! 258 00:20:08,223 --> 00:20:12,772 At a grand evening, a real gentleman wears a tuxedo if he wants to be noticed. 259 00:20:14,009 --> 00:20:15,925 That's how it is, my friend! 260 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:19,556 Aside from the fact that you should go unnoticed, almost invisible, 261 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,189 does a real gentleman go out without a coat? 262 00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:25,781 I have one, but it's brown, and it clashes with my tuxedo. 263 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:30,011 This way I look like a gentleman that's just gotten out of his car. 264 00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:33,801 Let me tell you. I am an authority on men's elegance! 265 00:20:33,881 --> 00:20:36,834 Do you know what to do? - More or less. 266 00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:40,745 You must stay near me, but without showing that we're together. 267 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:43,179 I must put what I pick into your pocket. 268 00:20:43,259 --> 00:20:47,089 But how can I if you don't have one? - It's alright! I have a secret pocket! 269 00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:50,481 I used this tuxedo when I worked with the magician Castelli. 270 00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:51,718 Look that... 271 00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:54,791 So, I'll leave the club and wait for you outside. Right? 272 00:20:54,871 --> 00:20:59,260 No, it's not right! Go to the bathroom and hide the objects in the flush tank. 273 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:03,011 Clear? Then come back to me. The ticket. - You took care of everything! 274 00:21:03,091 --> 00:21:06,962 I'm going ahead. Come in in 5 minutes and stay by the 3rd pillar. 275 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:10,433 What pillar? - 3rd pillar to the right, got it? 276 00:21:10,513 --> 00:21:12,827 Stay there until I signal you. 277 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:17,097 In 5 minutes. You got a watch? - No. - Then count to 500. 278 00:21:18,214 --> 00:21:19,411 What manners! 279 00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:41,917 Umberto! Umberto! 280 00:21:43,513 --> 00:21:44,711 Go on there. 281 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,456 It's Tortorella. 282 00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:10,848 Tortorella? Are you blonde? 283 00:22:10,927 --> 00:22:14,439 Looks good, huh? - How pretty! You know who you look like? 284 00:22:14,638 --> 00:22:17,990 Kim Novak. - And you look like a crow, instead. 285 00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:20,544 58, 59, 60... - What are you doing? 286 00:22:20,584 --> 00:22:23,657 I was saying... you're blonde! - You already said that. 287 00:22:23,736 --> 00:22:25,572 Are you going with your friends? 288 00:22:25,652 --> 00:22:29,243 Yes... no, because of you! - Because of me? 289 00:22:29,283 --> 00:22:31,917 Your phone call delayed me so much... 290 00:22:31,957 --> 00:22:34,830 and I was late to the meeting point. Happy now? 291 00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:38,501 I went to the Hungarian restaurant, but they weren't there either. 292 00:22:38,581 --> 00:22:39,658 I'm glad! 293 00:22:40,257 --> 00:22:43,968 Why, are... are you alone too? 294 00:22:44,008 --> 00:22:45,205 Well, yes. 295 00:22:46,242 --> 00:22:48,357 Then let's go have a good time together. 296 00:22:48,437 --> 00:22:50,033 I could slap myself in the face. 297 00:22:50,113 --> 00:22:53,265 I'd break my head! I could punch myself in the eye. - Why? 298 00:22:53,345 --> 00:22:55,939 I was born with the jinx! - I know this! 299 00:22:56,019 --> 00:22:58,293 How? You're free, and I'm... 300 00:22:58,732 --> 00:23:00,488 I shouldn't tell you... 301 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:03,082 I have an engagement here. 302 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,473 Who with? With a "femme"? - More or less. 303 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:09,466 And you would kick yourself for that? 304 00:23:09,945 --> 00:23:13,935 If you care to be with me, let's go in anyway, and when comes.. 305 00:23:14,135 --> 00:23:15,292 The lady.. 306 00:23:15,532 --> 00:23:19,402 We'll take turns dancing with you. Come on, hurry! - No! Listen! 307 00:23:19,602 --> 00:23:22,555 Let's go somewhere else. Let's have a pizza, huh? 308 00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:24,789 I'm not even supposed to see her? 309 00:23:24,949 --> 00:23:27,104 What a gem she must be! 310 00:23:27,183 --> 00:23:29,378 I won't throw a jealous fit. 311 00:23:30,136 --> 00:23:32,650 She can't be worse than what I imagine! 312 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:38,556 Let's go inside and I'll leave you alone when I see all my friends. 313 00:23:38,636 --> 00:23:42,068 I want to have a good time tonight. - Lady! What about me? 314 00:23:43,783 --> 00:23:45,100 Pay the taxi! 315 00:23:45,938 --> 00:23:47,455 Who, me? - Yes you! 316 00:23:50,487 --> 00:23:52,004 How much? - 1,000. 317 00:23:52,522 --> 00:23:53,680 1,000?! - 1,000. 318 00:24:00,224 --> 00:24:02,299 Come on! What's he doing? 319 00:24:07,925 --> 00:24:11,676 It's all the cold I caught at the fountain. Get moving, Umberto. 320 00:24:15,547 --> 00:24:17,183 Go look for a table. 321 00:24:17,263 --> 00:24:21,014 Think what you want, but I can't move from here. - Here, where? 322 00:24:21,094 --> 00:24:25,323 From the column. - Are you crazy? - I may be, but I cannot move from here. 323 00:24:25,643 --> 00:24:29,673 Look for a table. When your girlfriend comes, you get up and call her. 324 00:24:29,832 --> 00:24:31,588 I can't. The date is here. 325 00:24:31,628 --> 00:24:35,060 We're not going to stand here like two idiots. Come on! 326 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,015 Then, you look for the table! 327 00:24:37,095 --> 00:24:41,245 How rude! You're sending a lady to look for it? Come on, move! 328 00:24:41,325 --> 00:24:45,555 No, I can't. - Umberto, we're amidst the crowd. Come on, move. 329 00:24:45,634 --> 00:24:48,348 Alright, I'll go, but don't move from here. 330 00:24:48,388 --> 00:24:51,420 Don't move from here, and hold the pillar. - Yes! 331 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,934 Otherwise someone might take it away! 332 00:24:54,174 --> 00:24:55,610 What a character. 333 00:24:57,326 --> 00:25:00,798 Ladies and gentlemen, please! Silence! 334 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,791 We continue the lottery. 335 00:25:05,866 --> 00:25:09,417 Please, some silence! In the interest of all! 336 00:25:14,245 --> 00:25:15,722 Silence, please. 337 00:25:17,877 --> 00:25:20,470 We will continue our lottery. 338 00:25:21,229 --> 00:25:24,700 For people who have just arrived, we repeat that 339 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:28,890 the numbers drawn correspond to the numbers on the entrance tickets. 340 00:25:29,449 --> 00:25:31,843 Excuse me, excuse me. 341 00:25:32,601 --> 00:25:35,594 Did someone come for me? - No, not even the mail. 342 00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:37,868 But someone arrived for me. 343 00:25:38,068 --> 00:25:40,343 If you're not careful, they'll kidnap me. 344 00:25:40,422 --> 00:25:43,216 Did you find a table? - No, everything's taken. 345 00:25:43,295 --> 00:25:46,248 Because you're a ham! You want to bet I'll find one? 346 00:25:46,328 --> 00:25:47,525 Then find one! 347 00:25:48,164 --> 00:25:51,835 Listen, if you want to get rid of me just say so. 348 00:25:51,994 --> 00:25:54,987 I didn't seek you, and I can find plenty of escorts... 349 00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:58,539 Indeed, I found one. He's been staring at me for an hour. 350 00:25:58,618 --> 00:26:01,492 He's younger, and even handsome. You boor! 351 00:26:02,489 --> 00:26:04,484 The lovely Miss Ruoppolo.. 352 00:26:05,203 --> 00:26:09,273 Daughter of our esteemed member, Mr Eugenio.. 353 00:26:09,672 --> 00:26:13,303 Is drawing the number for the lucky winner of the 3rd prize! 354 00:26:13,383 --> 00:26:15,977 and the lady: "why, do you want it?" 355 00:26:21,404 --> 00:26:22,960 That's too good! 356 00:26:23,279 --> 00:26:26,352 We've got to tell that to Dinetti! Where did he go? 357 00:26:26,671 --> 00:26:28,786 So, the first number drawn, 358 00:26:29,105 --> 00:26:31,379 will be entitled to the third prize. 359 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:34,931 The second number to the second prize, and so on. 360 00:26:37,445 --> 00:26:40,717 Is it clear? Is it clear to all? 361 00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:42,952 Pardon me, I'd like to take a look. 362 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,306 Pardon me. Just one moment. 363 00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:49,296 No, I can't see him. Where is he? Dinetti? 364 00:26:50,813 --> 00:26:53,327 The number is... 61! 365 00:26:53,925 --> 00:26:56,998 Where is De Nepi? Go find him. 366 00:26:58,674 --> 00:27:01,188 Where has he gone? I don't understand. 367 00:27:06,136 --> 00:27:10,405 Please check your entrance ticket! I repeat: 61! 368 00:27:10,485 --> 00:27:13,558 I got it! Umberto, we have the 61! 369 00:27:13,598 --> 00:27:16,032 Here it is! The 61! 370 00:27:17,029 --> 00:27:20,222 You win a 70% discount coupon for 371 00:27:20,302 --> 00:27:24,212 the Notargiacomo leather store. 372 00:27:24,372 --> 00:27:26,886 Please gentlemen, come up here. 373 00:27:27,285 --> 00:27:30,677 And a bottle of champagne of the "Tiraboschi" company, 374 00:27:30,996 --> 00:27:33,869 courtesy of Mr Vincenzo Tiraboschi. 375 00:27:33,949 --> 00:27:37,021 A big round of applause for Mr Vincenzo Tiraboschi. 376 00:27:43,326 --> 00:27:47,795 The lucky winners are none other than Mr & Mrs...? 377 00:27:48,992 --> 00:27:51,466 Umberto Pennazzuto and Gioia Fabbricotti. 378 00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:53,940 I'm Pennazzuto and she's Fabbricotti. 379 00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:56,135 Traders? - No, actors. 380 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,252 Actors?! 381 00:27:58,849 --> 00:28:02,161 How come we didn't know? Then you're guests of honor! 382 00:28:02,201 --> 00:28:06,071 Cinema or theater actors? - Cinema, theater, variety, everything. 383 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:08,266 But soon we'll be on television. 384 00:28:08,346 --> 00:28:11,698 Oh! A fortiori, don't you think to get away with just that! 385 00:28:11,738 --> 00:28:14,012 No, we get away with just that. 386 00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:18,082 A little song, a skit maybe... or a duet? 387 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,953 We can't miss such an opportunity, can we? 388 00:28:27,021 --> 00:28:28,577 To her, to her. 389 00:28:29,335 --> 00:28:32,009 Alright, thank you. Thank you. 390 00:28:32,448 --> 00:28:33,764 Silence please. 391 00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:38,114 Mr Buzzicotto and Mrs Fabbricotti... 392 00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:39,790 Miss, please. 393 00:28:39,870 --> 00:28:42,663 and Miss Fabbricotti, will now perform...? 394 00:28:44,259 --> 00:28:46,015 We'll decide on it now. 395 00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:48,170 Excuse me, we must talk it over. 396 00:28:48,489 --> 00:28:51,841 There he is! Dinetti, come here! 397 00:28:52,719 --> 00:28:56,190 At last! Listen to this one, it's hilarious... 398 00:28:59,662 --> 00:29:02,136 May I use this little hat? Do you mind? 399 00:29:03,852 --> 00:29:05,209 Ready, maestro? 400 00:29:17,419 --> 00:29:19,893 My pin! Oh God, where is my brooch?! 401 00:29:20,173 --> 00:29:22,966 Look, pull out the brooch! Don't play tricks! 402 00:29:24,961 --> 00:29:28,712 It must have been Riccardo. - Out with the brooch, no tricks! 403 00:29:31,026 --> 00:29:33,979 Crazy! - We can't do anything this way. 404 00:29:34,059 --> 00:29:35,655 Lady? Lady! 405 00:29:35,855 --> 00:29:38,887 Lady, here is the brooch. It was near the plant. 406 00:29:39,047 --> 00:29:42,678 Silence please, gentlemen. - Gentlemen, we are artists! 407 00:29:43,077 --> 00:29:45,312 There's a lady, it's not nice! 408 00:29:46,908 --> 00:29:48,305 Please, maestro. 409 00:29:59,119 --> 00:30:02,111 ♪ Geppina, smoky girl, ♪ 410 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,982 ♪ Has a head with a turned up nose, ♪ 411 00:30:06,301 --> 00:30:09,653 ♪ Her love is called nobody, ♪ 412 00:30:09,813 --> 00:30:13,285 ♪ and she often goes around in a tutu. ♪ 413 00:30:13,923 --> 00:30:17,395 ♪ Geppina acts like the sun at night, ♪ 414 00:30:17,594 --> 00:30:20,667 ♪ and during the day she paints it blue ♪ 415 00:30:21,225 --> 00:30:24,777 ♪ Geppina, the more she lives and the more she dies, ♪ 416 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:28,129 ♪ You see her... and then no more! ♪ 417 00:30:28,608 --> 00:30:31,720 ♪ Geppina, Gepi, your voice. ♪ 418 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:35,351 ♪ Geppina, Gepi, your light. ♪ 419 00:30:36,030 --> 00:30:39,182 ♪ You are so strange but, I like you. ♪ 420 00:30:39,781 --> 00:30:42,813 ♪ I like you, I like you, the way you are. ♪ 421 00:30:54,026 --> 00:30:55,782 Hey! Where are you? 422 00:30:59,334 --> 00:31:00,491 I want you. 423 00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,247 Only you. 424 00:31:03,005 --> 00:31:04,082 Only you. 425 00:31:27,865 --> 00:31:29,621 Oh God, he's here! 426 00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:36,364 Here's to you, with all our compliments and best wishes. 427 00:31:36,923 --> 00:31:42,031 Listen, since you are so kind, could you find us a table? 428 00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:45,462 Don't have a table? - No. - We arrange immediately! 429 00:31:45,502 --> 00:31:48,415 Thank you, you're very kind. - Waiter! 430 00:31:51,248 --> 00:31:55,718 A table for the lady and gentleman... and top service! 431 00:31:55,877 --> 00:31:57,872 For two? - Thank you! 432 00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,060 You're hurting me! 433 00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:06,532 Hurting? If you don't do as I say I'll hurt you for real! 434 00:32:06,611 --> 00:32:09,405 I couldn't leave the lady alone. She's a colleague. 435 00:32:09,484 --> 00:32:12,757 Do as you know. Go put it in the toilet tank right away. 436 00:32:12,836 --> 00:32:14,433 Yessir... but what? 437 00:32:14,592 --> 00:32:16,308 What I put in your tux! 438 00:32:25,685 --> 00:32:26,723 Umberto! 439 00:32:26,763 --> 00:32:28,958 We're invited. We have... - Where is it? 440 00:32:29,037 --> 00:32:31,033 We have a table! - I lost it! 441 00:32:33,347 --> 00:32:37,178 Oh God! - You lost something? - No, nothing... - What happened? 442 00:32:37,218 --> 00:32:40,410 I know what happened, but some day you'll know too. 443 00:32:40,490 --> 00:32:41,767 Let's go away. 444 00:32:42,206 --> 00:32:46,715 Are you crazy? We've got a table now. - Listen to me, let's go. 445 00:32:46,874 --> 00:32:51,264 Listen, don't be a boor. Don't spoil my evening. The waiter is coming. 446 00:32:51,463 --> 00:32:53,219 Are you having dinner? - No. - Yes! 447 00:32:53,299 --> 00:32:54,975 Yes. - We dine, yes. 448 00:32:55,414 --> 00:32:58,806 10,000. - What? - 5,000 lire per person, a la carte. 449 00:33:00,482 --> 00:33:02,517 It wasn't an invitation then. 450 00:33:04,711 --> 00:33:07,824 Oh, we... Wait a minute, please. - Excuse us, huh? 451 00:33:07,904 --> 00:33:12,293 Don't you have the 10,000? - No. I paid the taxi. - What a bum you are! 452 00:33:12,732 --> 00:33:15,286 You've ruined my evening. Jerk! 453 00:33:16,044 --> 00:33:19,516 I'm truly sorry, but the gentleman reminded me just now of 454 00:33:19,595 --> 00:33:23,306 another invitation I'd forgotten about. - You know how it is... 455 00:33:23,386 --> 00:33:26,140 Some other time. Please be so kind as to 456 00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:30,369 give my thanks to the organizers, and... it's too bad! 457 00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:33,562 Thank you! - Goodbye. 458 00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:37,273 How could you embarrass me like that? Take off that hat! 459 00:33:38,031 --> 00:33:39,188 Shall we go? 460 00:33:39,627 --> 00:33:40,705 Walk! 461 00:33:50,401 --> 00:33:51,718 What manners! 462 00:33:52,556 --> 00:33:54,112 Don't you touch me! 463 00:34:00,337 --> 00:34:01,973 The raincoat please. 464 00:34:02,293 --> 00:34:04,846 Number 94. - What did you say? - 94. 465 00:34:05,525 --> 00:34:06,842 Ninety-four! 466 00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:11,191 You don't even have 10,000 lousy lire on New Year's Eve? 467 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:15,740 Now tell me where we'll spend midnight, alone in the street. Tell me. 468 00:34:16,658 --> 00:34:19,012 You even pose as gentleman, inviting people! 469 00:34:19,092 --> 00:34:20,967 I was an idiot to fall for it. 470 00:34:21,047 --> 00:34:24,080 Couldn't I stay there? I'd already found company. 471 00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:25,916 What gentleman are you? 472 00:34:25,955 --> 00:34:29,467 You're a real party popper. Everything goes wrong with you! 473 00:34:29,547 --> 00:34:30,943 It's damn cold, too! 474 00:34:31,023 --> 00:34:34,734 So the lack of money is a sin? You must blame society, not me! 475 00:34:34,814 --> 00:34:38,126 The society of dogcatchers, that didn't catch you yet! 476 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:40,281 Your hand off, or I'll chop it! 477 00:34:40,361 --> 00:34:44,112 If I didn't know you, I'd be offended! - Well, you don't know me! 478 00:34:44,152 --> 00:34:46,227 So be offended, once for all! 479 00:34:46,306 --> 00:34:50,177 You're always nervous! - Leave me alone! Come on, let's make peace. 480 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:52,053 I'll buy you a nice pizza! 481 00:34:52,412 --> 00:34:53,928 You got the money? 482 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,076 What? - Do you have money? 483 00:34:59,674 --> 00:35:02,587 Listen Umberto, I've got to tell you something. 484 00:35:02,866 --> 00:35:04,423 I'm really fed up! 485 00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:08,174 I've been offering you pizzas and cappuccino for 20 years! 486 00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:10,648 What law says I have to do that? 487 00:35:10,728 --> 00:35:14,838 The law of gratitude. - What gratitude? - I launched your acting career. 488 00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:16,474 You... launched me? 489 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:20,704 Go to... I'd better keep quiet! 490 00:35:20,943 --> 00:35:23,936 Look who's here! Umberto, Colombini! 491 00:35:25,372 --> 00:35:27,766 Look who's there! Hey, you fools! 492 00:35:28,804 --> 00:35:31,557 Come on, we'll have a great New Year's. 493 00:35:34,271 --> 00:35:37,224 Good evening. Good evening everyone! 494 00:35:39,778 --> 00:35:42,730 Didn't you tell me "at the Esedra fountain"? 495 00:35:42,810 --> 00:35:46,561 She's got company. Thank God, we're 14! - Bring your friend too. 496 00:35:46,641 --> 00:35:48,995 May I? Come on! - Me? 497 00:35:49,554 --> 00:35:52,307 Mimi, you know him, introduce him. 498 00:35:52,427 --> 00:35:56,537 Gentlemen, Umberto Pennazzuto. - My pleasure. - We're all friends here! 499 00:35:56,577 --> 00:36:01,286 Good evening everybody! - Ladies head of the table! - Thank you so much. 500 00:36:01,485 --> 00:36:04,478 Well guys, why don't you tell me what happened? 501 00:36:04,677 --> 00:36:08,947 I waited an hour! - How's that possible? So did we! - And how! 502 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:11,341 At piazza Esedra? - No! No. 503 00:36:11,621 --> 00:36:13,935 Not exactly at piazza Esedra. 504 00:36:14,175 --> 00:36:17,846 We had said at the entrance, in front of the church. - There! 505 00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:21,876 No, sorry. Mimi had said by the fountain. 506 00:36:22,036 --> 00:36:26,944 Well, church, fountain... - And then I was by the church too, and there was none! 507 00:36:27,024 --> 00:36:28,979 I looked all over for you. 508 00:36:29,139 --> 00:36:31,972 At the Hungarian restaurant, at the Grand Hotel... 509 00:36:32,012 --> 00:36:34,486 Well, all's well that ends well. 510 00:36:34,565 --> 00:36:38,476 Okay a fettuccine for you? - Sure! - Two fettuccine, abundant! 511 00:36:38,516 --> 00:36:41,748 Today has been really rewarding, I'm really happy. - Yes? 512 00:36:41,828 --> 00:36:46,138 Oh, didn't I tell you? The director complimented me in front of everyone, 513 00:36:46,217 --> 00:36:49,729 for the miracle scene. A really difficult scene. Very. 514 00:36:50,048 --> 00:36:51,724 All inner sufferings, 515 00:36:52,123 --> 00:36:55,595 with moving words, "Miracle, miracle!". 516 00:36:55,754 --> 00:36:58,667 And then, our eyes were supposed to cry out. 517 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:00,583 Eyes cry out? 518 00:37:00,663 --> 00:37:06,289 Yes, in short, to have in your eyes a light... a speaking light, there! 519 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,073 They didn't notice the hair. - Right, it's true! 520 00:37:13,312 --> 00:37:16,744 Hey guys, haven't you noticed anything strange about me? 521 00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:20,016 I'm blonde, no? 522 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:23,049 True! We didn't notice! 523 00:37:26,241 --> 00:37:28,196 How is it? I look good, no? 524 00:37:28,276 --> 00:37:29,792 You're a darling! 525 00:37:30,151 --> 00:37:33,623 Look at that cut! - A darling! - Have you seen? 526 00:37:37,135 --> 00:37:39,928 There he is again! - Who? - Don't turn around! 527 00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:42,442 Don't look now, but up at the window, 528 00:37:42,522 --> 00:37:46,432 there's a young man who's been following me all night. 529 00:37:47,909 --> 00:37:49,186 He's cute, huh? 530 00:37:50,063 --> 00:37:52,737 Umberto! Don't look back now. 531 00:37:52,777 --> 00:37:56,408 Behind there's a young man who was staring at me at Milleluci. 532 00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:58,643 You expect me to invite him in? 533 00:37:59,481 --> 00:38:00,558 You saw? 534 00:38:02,474 --> 00:38:04,788 Tortorella, I've thought it over... 535 00:38:04,948 --> 00:38:07,102 Outside there's that woman who was looking for me. 536 00:38:07,182 --> 00:38:10,494 I need to go and talk to her. It's not nice on my side. 537 00:38:10,933 --> 00:38:14,724 What? - I have to go. You don't need me, you got good company now. 538 00:38:14,804 --> 00:38:16,879 As you wish, you're free. 539 00:38:17,238 --> 00:38:19,752 Ladies, excuse me. Happy New Year. 540 00:38:21,787 --> 00:38:25,099 Where are you going? - Are you leaving? No, you can't go! 541 00:38:25,139 --> 00:38:27,294 What you doing? You're tearing my tail! 542 00:38:27,334 --> 00:38:29,927 You're not moving from here. Go to your place! 543 00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:32,561 Why? - Can’t you see we're 13?! 544 00:38:37,429 --> 00:38:40,582 That's why you dumped me at piazza Esedra! 545 00:38:40,661 --> 00:38:43,774 Tortorella, don't be such a bore! - Oh, even? 546 00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,246 Umberto... 547 00:38:47,764 --> 00:38:51,316 Umberto, slap him and tell them they are rude and ignorant. 548 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:54,468 At this hour? - Don't do such a fuss now! 549 00:38:55,785 --> 00:38:57,261 Ah, no fuss, huh? 550 00:39:00,055 --> 00:39:02,409 Ignorant boors, that's what you are! 551 00:39:02,489 --> 00:39:05,282 Who cares about you? Who asked you anything? 552 00:39:05,641 --> 00:39:08,315 It was this nitwit who begged me to come. 553 00:39:08,474 --> 00:39:11,028 And as thanks you leave me in the street? 554 00:39:11,108 --> 00:39:14,141 Look, you thing! You'll be the nitwit! 555 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:20,565 Hey, big horse, you'd better get lower! If you fall you strike oil! 556 00:39:20,645 --> 00:39:23,598 Out with the cigarette case! Don't get smart with me! 557 00:39:23,678 --> 00:39:25,394 Where did you put it? 558 00:39:25,434 --> 00:39:29,743 I don't have it, it dropped. - I could break your arm, you know? - I know! 559 00:39:30,781 --> 00:39:32,656 I know! Don't be boorish. 560 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:36,926 I'm in a delicate situation. I'm with a respectable lady. - Listen! 561 00:39:37,006 --> 00:39:41,116 Spizzico would've given me 10,000 lire! That now you owe me! - Alright! 562 00:39:41,156 --> 00:39:43,470 As soon as I find 10,000 it'll be my care! 563 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:45,864 And don't push! - Walk! - Who?! 564 00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:49,535 I'm through, my dear friend. 565 00:39:51,052 --> 00:39:54,404 I had fun enough tonight. I haven't even had dinner! 566 00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:58,634 I can't replace you at this time at night, and I need a support. 567 00:39:58,713 --> 00:40:03,302 So hurry up, and don't drag your feet! - Even! - And tuck your shirt in. Move! 568 00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:04,542 Young men! 569 00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:08,410 Umberto! - Who's that? - What, you leave me alone? 570 00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:09,607 Allow me. 571 00:40:10,006 --> 00:40:14,675 Miss Gioia Fabbricotti, Mr Lello, an acquaintance. 572 00:40:14,755 --> 00:40:16,231 Pleased to meet you. 573 00:40:16,949 --> 00:40:22,296 And you, did you leave those people? - Of course, they're a bunch of boors. 574 00:40:22,616 --> 00:40:25,130 I have never been treated so badly. 575 00:40:25,609 --> 00:40:29,719 Tortorella, why feel bad? After all, they're the ones that should be ashamed. 576 00:40:29,798 --> 00:40:33,509 They're not worthy to kiss the ground you walk on, I tell you! 577 00:40:33,669 --> 00:40:37,181 You're right. And then your friend isn't interested in this. 578 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,535 What are you doing, taking a walk? 579 00:40:39,615 --> 00:40:41,610 I was passing by and we met. 580 00:40:42,847 --> 00:40:44,244 Oh, passing by? 581 00:40:44,722 --> 00:40:47,835 Always passing by, your friend. - So, what shall we do? 582 00:40:47,915 --> 00:40:51,706 Right. We're not going to spend midnight out in the cold, are we? 583 00:40:51,865 --> 00:40:56,015 What's on the gentleman's mind? - Well, since I met him, I'll go along with him. 584 00:40:56,095 --> 00:40:59,088 Well, he's with me, so we'll all go together, no? 585 00:40:59,168 --> 00:41:02,599 How nice! - Tortorella, it's not... - Do you like to dance? 586 00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:05,472 Tortorella, it's not the case! - Umberto... 587 00:41:05,552 --> 00:41:10,061 Umberto, be good. There are 4 cardinal points, you pick one and go that way. 588 00:41:10,141 --> 00:41:14,451 Go look for that girlfriend of yours, she's been waiting all night. 589 00:41:14,531 --> 00:41:15,568 How boring! 590 00:41:15,648 --> 00:41:19,758 We're going by ourselves. The two of us, poor derelicts! 591 00:41:19,918 --> 00:41:22,352 Got an idea! Why don't we go to EUR? 592 00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:25,823 Wonderful! They say that last year there were 3 orchestras. 593 00:41:25,903 --> 00:41:28,098 Yes! - Let's go Umberto. Come on! 594 00:41:28,178 --> 00:41:32,048 Just to dance? - Let's take the subway, 3 stops and we're there. 595 00:41:32,128 --> 00:41:35,001 Hurry, or midnight will catch us in the street! 596 00:41:35,081 --> 00:41:37,076 Careful! The fur will drop! 597 00:41:39,670 --> 00:41:43,301 We are on time! - The bottle here is at risk. 598 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:46,015 Oh my God, how high! 599 00:41:51,122 --> 00:41:52,439 Excuse us! 600 00:41:54,195 --> 00:41:58,505 Get the tickets. - I've got no change! - Each his own. - I won't permit it. 601 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,101 Go! 602 00:42:01,657 --> 00:42:05,927 It took New Year's Eve to see the subway. You know, I'd never seen it before. 603 00:42:05,967 --> 00:42:07,682 What Romans we are! 604 00:42:09,079 --> 00:42:14,027 Will you tell me why you left Milleluci? - What do you think? 605 00:42:14,546 --> 00:42:15,546 Crazy! 606 00:42:20,252 --> 00:42:23,205 Mario! Here is the train! 607 00:42:37,092 --> 00:42:40,164 Have patience. - Have a seat, ma'am. - Thank you. 608 00:42:40,882 --> 00:42:43,157 Calm down! Slowly! 609 00:42:46,389 --> 00:42:47,506 Stop! 610 00:42:48,584 --> 00:42:50,699 Stop, stop! 611 00:42:57,722 --> 00:42:59,118 It was you, huh? 612 00:42:59,557 --> 00:43:02,470 You did it on purpose! Ugly coward! 613 00:43:03,907 --> 00:43:07,937 I've got to get 50,000 lire by tomorrow. Come on, let's go! 614 00:43:08,097 --> 00:43:09,853 Don't push me. - Go on! 615 00:43:09,932 --> 00:43:13,524 Hurry up or you'll be spending New Year's in a hospital bed. 616 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,317 I'm here! 617 00:43:16,357 --> 00:43:19,549 You'll have fun if you come with us to dance tonight. 618 00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:22,662 Shall we take her with us, guys? 619 00:43:23,021 --> 00:43:24,058 Quiet! 620 00:43:24,856 --> 00:43:27,251 I'm here, huh? I'm here! 621 00:43:27,729 --> 00:43:28,887 Come with us! 622 00:43:28,967 --> 00:43:31,879 No, I don't get off here! I continue. I go on! 623 00:43:32,199 --> 00:43:35,112 We arrived, guys! Let's get off, let's hurry! 624 00:43:35,192 --> 00:43:36,907 Farewell, my fair lady! 625 00:43:38,025 --> 00:43:39,900 Greetings! - Greetings! 626 00:43:42,135 --> 00:43:43,292 Mr Lello? 627 00:43:43,571 --> 00:43:44,729 Mr Lello? 628 00:43:49,996 --> 00:43:51,871 Open this door, will you? 629 00:43:52,071 --> 00:43:56,261 I say, will you stop, please? Stop! Is it so hard to do? 630 00:43:56,341 --> 00:43:58,854 We can't. - Why? - Did you miss your stop? 631 00:43:58,894 --> 00:44:03,204 I lost my friends, they couldn't get on with that crowd. Stop, will you? 632 00:44:03,284 --> 00:44:05,758 I heard two mean yelling. 633 00:44:05,957 --> 00:44:08,032 Oh yes? Did you see? 634 00:44:08,072 --> 00:44:12,063 Excuse me, where do you have to go? - To EUR. 635 00:44:12,142 --> 00:44:14,816 But this train doesn't go to EUR! 636 00:44:15,175 --> 00:44:17,250 We all made mistakes tonight. 637 00:44:17,928 --> 00:44:22,358 Poor things! They surely realised that this was the wrong train. 638 00:44:22,797 --> 00:44:25,869 You could've told me they were calling me, no? 639 00:44:26,029 --> 00:44:28,782 But, how could I know they were with you? 640 00:44:29,102 --> 00:44:31,416 Excuse me, I don't want to meddle, 641 00:44:31,695 --> 00:44:33,571 but if they had to go to EUR, 642 00:44:33,651 --> 00:44:37,122 the lady can get the train going in the opposite direction. 643 00:44:37,282 --> 00:44:38,838 Right? - No, wrong. 644 00:44:38,918 --> 00:44:43,108 Because this is the last run, and the train goes straight to the depot. 645 00:44:43,188 --> 00:44:47,098 What bad luck tonight. Everything's gone wrong. 646 00:44:47,697 --> 00:44:50,211 Everything's gone wrong. 647 00:44:52,605 --> 00:44:56,875 Excuse me, but can't you stop? Be kind, no? 648 00:44:56,954 --> 00:45:00,426 It's not a matter of kindness. It's that we're underground! 649 00:45:00,506 --> 00:45:03,658 I understand... we're like weasels. 650 00:45:03,738 --> 00:45:07,289 My lady, that's how we're going to end up! 651 00:45:07,768 --> 00:45:10,602 Whew! At least we're among cheerful people! 652 00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:21,096 Have they all gone crazy? - That's the custom. 653 00:45:21,575 --> 00:45:25,765 On New Year's Eve, out the window old things must leave! 654 00:45:31,072 --> 00:45:32,509 Under here, quick! 655 00:45:35,382 --> 00:45:36,499 Damn them! 656 00:45:37,138 --> 00:45:39,093 How shameful! How shameful! 657 00:45:39,133 --> 00:45:41,487 What do the police do?! 658 00:45:41,647 --> 00:45:43,203 We deserve it, though! 659 00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:47,353 It's for the wrong we did to Tortorella. - I say she's better off than us. 660 00:45:47,433 --> 00:45:50,904 She's certainly found good company, and is having fun. 661 00:45:51,184 --> 00:45:53,338 Cheer up madam. Look at us! 662 00:45:56,690 --> 00:45:58,207 Cute... 663 00:45:58,805 --> 00:46:02,596 Happy New Year to you too, my friend. Let's kiss. 664 00:46:13,490 --> 00:46:15,605 Look where I ended up! 665 00:46:16,243 --> 00:46:17,520 May I, ma'am? 666 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,032 If you'd like, there are some lentils in the pan. 667 00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:22,867 Oh God, no! 668 00:46:23,665 --> 00:46:26,219 No, thanks. - Try them, my wife made them. 669 00:46:26,299 --> 00:46:31,287 Yes, but I have an upset stomach. - They are really good, with celery, onion... 670 00:46:31,367 --> 00:46:33,362 Thank you, but I really can't. 671 00:46:33,562 --> 00:46:36,554 Not even a taste? - No, thank you so much. 672 00:46:37,871 --> 00:46:40,345 Look where I had to finish the year! 673 00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:43,498 It's crazy! 674 00:46:47,368 --> 00:46:49,324 Listen, lady. - Yeah... 675 00:46:49,523 --> 00:46:51,399 I wanted to tell you this. 676 00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:55,309 We're going to the depot. There, I have a friend who's a biker. 677 00:46:55,349 --> 00:46:56,865 He lives at the EUR. 678 00:46:56,945 --> 00:46:59,978 If I ask him, he'll take you there in 10 minutes. 679 00:47:00,297 --> 00:47:05,405 Because, if you start looking for a taxi, it will take you at least an hour. 680 00:47:05,485 --> 00:47:09,315 At least! You are very kind! Really kind! 681 00:47:10,113 --> 00:47:14,662 And, tell me, how long will it take before we get to the depot? 682 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:18,214 We're already there! 683 00:47:20,967 --> 00:47:23,122 Damn it! 684 00:47:29,108 --> 00:47:31,103 Come on, it stopped raining. 685 00:47:32,659 --> 00:47:33,896 It rains again. 686 00:47:46,306 --> 00:47:47,783 What's he doing now? 687 00:47:56,442 --> 00:47:57,798 What's he doing? 688 00:47:59,315 --> 00:48:01,510 When will you arrive, on Easter? 689 00:48:04,822 --> 00:48:06,777 What's he saying? - Dunno! 690 00:48:11,446 --> 00:48:13,720 Come on over! Machine! 691 00:48:14,957 --> 00:48:16,354 Forget it, buddy! 692 00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:20,983 He wants us to crush the shards with the steamroller. - Easier said! 693 00:48:27,048 --> 00:48:30,440 The machine is not ours. Off limits! 694 00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:37,942 Of course, of course. 695 00:48:47,319 --> 00:48:53,305 Sorry! - It doesn't matter, we'll be glad to help you anyway. With pleasure. 696 00:48:53,384 --> 00:48:56,856 Right Umberto? - Are you nuts? - We'll swipe the bundle. 697 00:48:57,096 --> 00:48:59,689 We'll clean everything! 698 00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:03,001 Don't mention it! 699 00:49:14,174 --> 00:49:17,526 Lots of work! Working! 700 00:49:18,364 --> 00:49:20,439 Let's take off our jackets, huh? 701 00:49:21,237 --> 00:49:22,434 Are you mad? 702 00:49:22,754 --> 00:49:26,225 It's cold! - Take off your jacket, so he'll do the same. - OK. 703 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:32,650 Take off your jacket. 704 00:49:50,407 --> 00:49:53,879 You, no take off... jacket? 705 00:50:01,341 --> 00:50:03,136 We... take off... jacket. 706 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,797 Hey! Listen. 707 00:50:30,830 --> 00:50:35,259 When we put on the clothes, you make him talk, and I'll slip off his... 708 00:50:37,494 --> 00:50:40,406 Stop! - My jacket! - Thief! 709 00:50:40,446 --> 00:50:43,519 Bastard! You understand? My jacket! 710 00:50:44,078 --> 00:50:46,153 He's an international thief! 711 00:50:52,338 --> 00:50:57,046 Did you see what happened? - What, now it's my fault? I knew it! 712 00:51:02,673 --> 00:51:06,264 I'll catch pneumonia. - What are you doing? - I'm warming up. 713 00:51:06,543 --> 00:51:08,100 Wait, there's more. 714 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,792 Here he is! May you get a stroke! - Come on, amigos! 715 00:51:20,191 --> 00:51:22,226 Everyone to the EUR! 716 00:51:56,543 --> 00:51:59,576 Are you ready? Come on, wake up! 717 00:52:00,493 --> 00:52:02,768 Now we'll look for a table down there. 718 00:52:02,848 --> 00:52:05,402 In this crowd, I'll take even his pants off! 719 00:52:05,481 --> 00:52:06,679 Cheers! 720 00:52:13,901 --> 00:52:16,295 We'll take a table over there. 721 00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:21,363 How much? 722 00:52:25,234 --> 00:52:26,790 Two bitters. 723 00:52:27,029 --> 00:52:30,621 I forgot my cigarettes in my coat. I'll be right back. 724 00:52:33,175 --> 00:52:36,048 Beautiful lady, dance with me? 725 00:52:37,285 --> 00:52:38,482 Sorry? 726 00:52:39,041 --> 00:52:40,956 You, me, dance! 727 00:52:44,108 --> 00:52:45,266 Excuse me. 728 00:52:54,483 --> 00:52:56,040 Fisherman! 729 00:53:00,309 --> 00:53:03,901 You got that? The wallet's tied with a chain. 730 00:53:04,898 --> 00:53:07,691 It's all foreign propaganda about us. 731 00:53:07,971 --> 00:53:10,924 How embarrassing. Poor Italy! 732 00:53:11,003 --> 00:53:12,919 What do you care about Italy? 733 00:53:12,999 --> 00:53:15,553 If he sticks to that nymphet, we're ruined. 734 00:53:15,632 --> 00:53:18,865 So, what can you do? - Must separate them! - And how? 735 00:53:19,503 --> 00:53:21,777 He prefers the nymphet to us. 736 00:53:22,097 --> 00:53:23,414 Call him sucker! 737 00:53:24,172 --> 00:53:26,925 Let's see what her escort thinks about it. 738 00:53:27,244 --> 00:53:30,357 See? There he is. Go tell him. - Me?! 739 00:53:30,437 --> 00:53:32,951 Yessir! Hurry up, go! - But, I say...! 740 00:53:44,124 --> 00:53:48,234 Ah, waiter... - How dare you! Don't you see I'm wearing a white tie? 741 00:53:48,314 --> 00:53:50,788 So? - So, keep yourself up-to-date! 742 00:54:02,639 --> 00:54:04,115 Excuse me, huh? 743 00:54:04,634 --> 00:54:08,744 Forgive me if I'm intruding in matters that shouldn't be my concern, 744 00:54:08,824 --> 00:54:13,174 but, you know, when you see some not-too-orthodox attitudes, 745 00:54:13,214 --> 00:54:17,443 by certain people who are, in a way, considered "guests", 746 00:54:17,603 --> 00:54:20,037 these are things that hurt! Everyone! 747 00:54:20,117 --> 00:54:22,192 They degrade! They hurt! 748 00:54:22,631 --> 00:54:25,863 You understand me? - No. Everybody who? 749 00:54:26,142 --> 00:54:28,058 Us all! Us Italians! 750 00:54:28,537 --> 00:54:31,210 Do you see what that man is doing? 751 00:54:32,766 --> 00:54:35,360 If you didn't notice, then look. 752 00:54:37,236 --> 00:54:38,872 But what do you care? 753 00:54:39,311 --> 00:54:42,623 Pardon! If that's the way things are, I make amends! 754 00:54:44,578 --> 00:54:47,770 If things are that way, can it be that ends badly! 755 00:54:48,129 --> 00:54:52,040 That American is our friend, and we don't want him to be tricked. 756 00:54:54,793 --> 00:54:57,906 It seems you guys didn't come to an agreement. 757 00:54:58,145 --> 00:55:01,737 I didn't understand if you are with the Americans or the Italians. 758 00:55:01,816 --> 00:55:03,851 I said what I had to say. 759 00:55:05,049 --> 00:55:09,278 And I say, why worry? The girl won't spoil your friend. 760 00:55:09,677 --> 00:55:13,109 In less than an hour she'll give him back to you as such. 761 00:55:14,426 --> 00:55:16,621 How much does your twinkle want? 762 00:55:19,214 --> 00:55:20,930 Fiancée, please... 763 00:55:22,327 --> 00:55:26,237 Her fare is 20,000, but tonight is a holiday, she might charge more. 764 00:55:26,317 --> 00:55:30,188 That's true. Then let's say, 50,000 for you and the rest for us. 765 00:55:31,465 --> 00:55:34,418 Wait. What do you mean, the rest for you? 766 00:55:34,897 --> 00:55:39,087 Here, if I understand, it's a matter of making a thorough lightening. 767 00:55:40,643 --> 00:55:41,880 Exactly! 768 00:55:42,359 --> 00:55:44,833 Then the normal fee does not apply. 769 00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:50,419 If Milena must achieve full expropriation, it's a different story. 770 00:55:50,579 --> 00:55:53,292 Milena doesn't do these things, it's risky. 771 00:55:53,452 --> 00:55:56,365 Okay, let's do... half and half. 772 00:56:00,595 --> 00:56:04,266 I'm putting the girl. What do you put? - The precedence. 773 00:56:05,303 --> 00:56:08,416 But I'm putting the suffering too. - But which? 774 00:56:09,094 --> 00:56:10,531 Listen to that! 775 00:56:10,690 --> 00:56:13,883 Why, you think that what Milena does, pleases me? 776 00:56:14,162 --> 00:56:16,317 If it weren't for necessity... 777 00:56:16,357 --> 00:56:19,230 Every time I suffer. I even get sick! 778 00:56:20,307 --> 00:56:23,220 Do we take this into account? - Take it or leave it! 779 00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,934 Or I'll tell the American to watch out. 780 00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:31,959 OK, I want to be generous tonight! 781 00:56:32,558 --> 00:56:36,468 But now we've got to advise Milena without alarming the American. 782 00:56:38,024 --> 00:56:39,660 You, come with me. 783 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:41,097 Go. 784 00:57:25,390 --> 00:57:29,221 Milena, the subject is full of dough. - I know, I can feel it. 785 00:57:29,301 --> 00:57:33,730 Bring him to the 'Romeo and Juliet' pension, complete service. - Complete? 786 00:57:36,005 --> 00:57:38,120 You want a new oven, don't you? 787 00:57:38,239 --> 00:57:41,711 Do as I tell you. Maybe we can get a TV set as well. 788 00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:48,375 Good night! - Good night. 789 00:57:54,759 --> 00:57:56,595 Waiter! Waiter! 790 00:57:58,271 --> 00:58:00,984 Can't you see the white... - For the bill! 791 00:58:01,822 --> 00:58:03,219 Certainly! 792 00:58:07,928 --> 00:58:11,639 Good news! The g..l is alr... y... move. 793 00:58:12,118 --> 00:58:14,472 The girl is already on the move. 794 00:58:14,552 --> 00:58:17,904 I know, he already told me. - They're leaving. 795 00:58:48,031 --> 00:58:51,503 Here it is. This pays for the cigarette case! 796 00:59:03,913 --> 00:59:08,342 Madam, we have arrived. - One moment, I have to thaw first! 797 00:59:09,619 --> 00:59:13,091 Madam, what's the matter? - I'm loosened. - You feel bad? 798 00:59:13,170 --> 00:59:16,163 No, no... - Wait, I'll help you. - I'm all stiff! 799 00:59:16,203 --> 00:59:18,478 Just a moment. Oh God, I'm falling! 800 00:59:18,518 --> 00:59:21,351 Lady! What's the matter? 801 00:59:22,109 --> 00:59:24,423 Come, I'll help you. Careful. 802 00:59:24,503 --> 00:59:26,379 It's the cold. - I can see. 803 00:59:27,456 --> 00:59:29,212 Come on, come on! 804 00:59:29,292 --> 00:59:30,888 My dear boy... 805 00:59:33,162 --> 00:59:34,679 Do you feel better? 806 00:59:34,758 --> 00:59:38,749 I'm still cold, just a moment. But please don't hit me again. 807 00:59:38,789 --> 00:59:41,382 Don't worry, I wont. - Please don't! 808 00:59:41,781 --> 00:59:43,617 See? You feel better? 809 00:59:43,976 --> 00:59:46,291 Help me take the newspapers off. 810 00:59:54,670 --> 00:59:57,304 How do you feel... better? 811 00:59:58,022 --> 01:00:01,135 Thank you so much, you are very kind. 812 01:00:01,574 --> 01:00:03,409 Hurray for life! 813 01:00:18,174 --> 01:00:21,605 What car have you got? - A little station wagon. But it runs! 814 01:00:21,645 --> 01:00:22,803 This way. 815 01:00:29,307 --> 01:00:31,502 Tortorella! And how did she do? 816 01:00:47,503 --> 01:00:49,658 Didn't find the Trevi fountain. 817 01:00:51,653 --> 01:00:53,489 Look who it is! 818 01:01:01,829 --> 01:01:04,143 Hey! Are we going to winter here? 819 01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:07,056 Can you see Tortorella? 820 01:01:11,405 --> 01:01:13,840 No, I can see the American car leaving! 821 01:01:13,919 --> 01:01:15,196 Move, quick! 822 01:01:32,116 --> 01:01:36,226 That bastard! Where did he go? - What happened? - What do I know? 823 01:01:36,305 --> 01:01:39,897 Some crazy woman showed up, he hugged her, threw her in the car and they left. 824 01:01:39,977 --> 01:01:41,653 A blonde wearing fox? - Yes. 825 01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:44,486 Who the hell is it? - I know who! 826 01:01:44,565 --> 01:01:46,162 Hurry, let's go. 827 01:01:48,795 --> 01:01:50,072 Where did they go? 828 01:01:50,152 --> 01:01:52,865 What do I know? - Put your foot down! 829 01:02:18,603 --> 01:02:19,880 Slow down! 830 01:02:23,552 --> 01:02:26,504 I said slow down! At least close the windows. 831 01:02:39,633 --> 01:02:41,947 I'm afraid we lost him for good! 832 01:02:41,987 --> 01:02:45,379 Goodbye oven! - I'm afraid so. - Where could they be? 833 01:02:45,419 --> 01:02:48,172 Go straight then turn left. - Why? 834 01:02:48,372 --> 01:02:51,724 Listen to me, turn left. - Got an idea? - I want to go home! 835 01:02:51,764 --> 01:02:54,118 I want to go to sleep. - You stay here! 836 01:02:54,198 --> 01:02:55,435 And you, drive! 837 01:02:55,514 --> 01:02:56,672 Straight! 838 01:03:00,383 --> 01:03:02,577 Oh God, he's gone crazy! 839 01:03:03,056 --> 01:03:04,413 He's gone crazy! 840 01:03:04,692 --> 01:03:05,929 What? - Bathe! 841 01:03:06,009 --> 01:03:08,723 What bath? You've gone crazy? 842 01:03:08,882 --> 01:03:12,553 All Americans bathe in the fountain. - He saw it at the movies! 843 01:03:12,633 --> 01:03:16,624 No, mister, it's not true. A bunch of lies. You mustn't believe it! 844 01:03:16,663 --> 01:03:19,856 If you get wet, you get cold and you'll get a stroke. 845 01:03:20,055 --> 01:03:23,886 Stroke... infarct... heart attack. 846 01:03:24,405 --> 01:03:26,959 Whoever sent him? - Warm! 847 01:03:27,038 --> 01:03:30,350 Warm what?! All I needed tonight was a drunk American! 848 01:03:34,341 --> 01:03:38,611 What good luck? This is not the Ganges! Damn the movies! 849 01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:40,845 Lady! - Who is it? Lello! 850 01:03:44,117 --> 01:03:48,786 Finally! Lady, do you know that we've been chasing you for a half hour? 851 01:03:48,866 --> 01:03:53,495 We saw you in EUR, and then you vanished. We caught the wrong subway. - I know! 852 01:03:53,654 --> 01:03:56,049 But I see you are in good company now. 853 01:03:56,088 --> 01:04:00,079 God forbid! He's a drunk American, and wants to bathe in the fountain. 854 01:04:00,159 --> 01:04:03,072 Wants to bathe! Go on! - I'll take care of it. 855 01:04:03,431 --> 01:04:06,064 Let him do, lady! It's alright! 856 01:04:06,104 --> 01:04:09,616 Foreigners are used to it. - Let's go away. - Do not worry. 857 01:04:11,531 --> 01:04:14,085 Must take off the jacket, first! - Jacket? 858 01:04:14,165 --> 01:04:17,756 Jacket, got it? - That's right! Wet jacket no good! 859 01:04:17,956 --> 01:04:21,148 Ahh, the old man with the tails! 860 01:04:22,465 --> 01:04:24,699 You, me, dive in. 861 01:04:24,779 --> 01:04:26,296 You gotta be nuts! 862 01:04:27,213 --> 01:04:28,770 Bathe, nude! 863 01:04:28,849 --> 01:04:30,126 What nude! 864 01:04:30,206 --> 01:04:32,920 If you get undressed, he will too. - You're out of your mind! 865 01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:34,316 Take it off! - Hands off! 866 01:04:34,396 --> 01:04:36,870 Guys, let's not exaggerate. We're not abroad here! 867 01:04:36,950 --> 01:04:40,980 The Pope lives here, so let's be decent. - It's only a game, lady! 868 01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:45,170 What game! He doesn't even bathe at home! He'll die for sure! 869 01:04:47,086 --> 01:04:50,238 Orangutan, keep your hands off! - What the...? 870 01:04:54,787 --> 01:04:57,660 I do it. - This one is dead drunk, I'm leaving! 871 01:04:57,740 --> 01:05:00,573 Listen, you! I said take off your jacket! 872 01:05:00,613 --> 01:05:02,768 I don't give a damn, understand? 873 01:05:02,848 --> 01:05:05,960 OK! Naked, naked, naked, all naked! - Help, let go! 874 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,673 I'll call the cops! The vice squad! 875 01:05:08,873 --> 01:05:11,148 Yes, him naked too, don't worry. 876 01:05:12,025 --> 01:05:14,539 Pants! - Not the pants! 877 01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:17,013 Pants! - Don't touch my pants! 878 01:05:17,093 --> 01:05:20,126 But you take off your jacket. - No, no, no! 879 01:05:20,206 --> 01:05:22,879 No, first he takes off the pants. 880 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:25,034 No, I won't take my pants off. 881 01:05:28,705 --> 01:05:31,139 I never got undressed! 882 01:05:35,329 --> 01:05:37,803 Hold it, there! Is he crazy?! 883 01:05:41,155 --> 01:05:44,427 Well? What are you doing? - What the hell do you want? 884 01:05:44,467 --> 01:05:47,939 Ego sum... American citizen! 885 01:05:49,056 --> 01:05:51,530 Well, OK, OK! Put on your pants now! 886 01:05:52,727 --> 01:05:54,124 He's resisting us! 887 01:05:54,164 --> 01:05:57,316 Let's get him to the station where he can sober up. 888 01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:00,070 Move! 889 01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:27,643 So then? 890 01:06:28,481 --> 01:06:31,035 Are you happy now? - Not again! 891 01:06:31,075 --> 01:06:35,983 You ruined my evening! So tell me, are you happy now? - Me? - Yes! 892 01:06:36,661 --> 01:06:38,497 You and that nitwit. 893 01:06:38,936 --> 01:06:41,689 That's why they call you "accident". 894 01:06:41,729 --> 01:06:45,121 Oh, that's how they call me? - Yes! You bring bad luck. 895 01:06:45,201 --> 01:06:46,797 Yes, I bring bad luck! 896 01:06:46,877 --> 01:06:49,909 I'm unlucky! Where I walk, not a blade of grass grows! 897 01:06:49,949 --> 01:06:53,381 You know who I am? I'm like Attila! So, stay away from me! 898 01:06:53,461 --> 01:06:55,336 I'll swollen you! - Let go! 899 01:06:55,735 --> 01:06:57,172 I'll kill you! 900 01:06:57,212 --> 01:07:00,564 Young men! Why are are you arguing? 901 01:07:01,043 --> 01:07:03,676 Why did you run off? I fixed everything. 902 01:07:03,876 --> 01:07:06,430 Keep calm and don't worry. 903 01:07:06,589 --> 01:07:09,742 I understood he was a dangerous fool. So I called the cops. 904 01:07:09,821 --> 01:07:14,171 So, it was You? - Sure! - It's a joke, she didn't call anyone. 905 01:07:14,251 --> 01:07:17,244 Of course I did! The police station is near here. 906 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:20,995 But forget about it, it's still early. What do we do, Lello? 907 01:07:21,154 --> 01:07:24,267 Tortorella, take the night bus and go home! 908 01:07:24,307 --> 01:07:27,499 Umberto, go away, you bored me! So, what we're up to? 909 01:07:27,579 --> 01:07:29,414 What? I'll show you now! 910 01:07:38,193 --> 01:07:39,390 I'm on fire! 911 01:07:39,550 --> 01:07:41,505 Criminals! Delinquents! 912 01:07:41,864 --> 01:07:44,179 Is this the time to launch missiles?! 913 01:07:44,219 --> 01:07:46,294 Behind! Take a look behind! 914 01:07:48,488 --> 01:07:49,925 Oh God, what is it? 915 01:07:50,005 --> 01:07:52,957 They nearly killed me! - It's nothing! - Look there! 916 01:07:52,997 --> 01:07:56,190 Who lives up there? - What do I know? - It's crazy. 917 01:07:56,349 --> 01:07:59,502 What a shock, Lello. - I got an idea. 918 01:07:59,661 --> 01:08:02,415 Yeah, bust their faces! - I have an idea! 919 01:08:02,494 --> 01:08:05,846 It's like winning the lottery. - What lottery? Come on! 920 01:08:06,006 --> 01:08:07,682 Listen, come here... 921 01:08:10,156 --> 01:08:11,672 My God! My ear drum! 922 01:08:11,752 --> 01:08:15,623 Article 117, third-party damage. . My ear drum! - The ear drum! 923 01:08:16,221 --> 01:08:19,613 Burnt fur, injured ear drum. Severe damages! 924 01:08:19,693 --> 01:08:23,683 I want your names, to give to my lawful lawyer, 925 01:08:23,883 --> 01:08:25,998 and have him settle the matter. 926 01:08:26,197 --> 01:08:30,427 We'd keep the fur burned in order to ascertain damage to us. 927 01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:34,298 Terribly sorry. We'd better see injuries and damages immediately. 928 01:08:35,056 --> 01:08:37,370 Hey! They believe it! 929 01:08:42,358 --> 01:08:44,713 I think they won't shell a penny! - So! 930 01:08:44,793 --> 01:08:47,666 Lady injured? - I can't hear, you know? 931 01:08:48,105 --> 01:08:50,698 Have you heard? The lady can't hear! 932 01:08:50,778 --> 01:08:54,808 So shock and damage. - You mind, Professor? Forgive me, dear. 933 01:08:54,888 --> 01:08:58,160 I understand your reaction but keep calm. - Even a headache! 934 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:02,749 I think the blow just deafened her temporarily. Right dear? - Yes dear! 935 01:09:02,829 --> 01:09:06,101 All she needs is a drink to feel better, and the gentlemen 936 01:09:06,181 --> 01:09:09,653 will certainly be happy to offer a cognac and their apologies. 937 01:09:09,732 --> 01:09:12,366 Don't listen to him, do as I say. 938 01:09:12,406 --> 01:09:15,917 Stop with this farce, we cannot risk that they realize. 939 01:09:15,997 --> 01:09:16,997 Alright. 940 01:09:17,075 --> 01:09:20,706 So, Professor, if you will escort your wife into my house... 941 01:09:20,746 --> 01:09:22,861 My wife? - I'm not his wife. 942 01:09:23,060 --> 01:09:24,497 No, she's my wife. 943 01:09:24,976 --> 01:09:26,372 "Kommen Sie, bitte!" 944 01:09:27,170 --> 01:09:28,447 Thank you! 945 01:09:39,022 --> 01:09:41,137 Listen, what's on your mind? 946 01:09:41,216 --> 01:09:44,967 Be quiet, and thank me for saving you from the question of damages. 947 01:09:45,007 --> 01:09:47,801 It was a good idea. Let's go away. - You crazy? 948 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:50,155 You go! I've been telling you all night. 949 01:09:50,195 --> 01:09:54,504 With your wretched ideas we did a sorry figure! - You're quite right! 950 01:09:54,584 --> 01:09:56,540 You're a mummer! A mummer. 951 01:09:56,579 --> 01:10:00,490 For once that we can do the lords! Look what a lovely crowd it is. 952 01:10:00,929 --> 01:10:02,765 And what a rich house! 953 01:10:14,217 --> 01:10:16,611 Come here please. Something happened. 954 01:10:17,728 --> 01:10:20,961 But nothing serious. We invited these people. 955 01:10:21,799 --> 01:10:26,148 She's got a crown, must be a former queen. There's lots of them, around. 956 01:10:26,308 --> 01:10:28,223 Do come in, please. 957 01:10:29,979 --> 01:10:32,253 I hope you didn't hurt yourself, 958 01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:33,850 madam. 959 01:10:36,763 --> 01:10:38,079 This is my wife. 960 01:10:38,838 --> 01:10:40,713 These are our new guests. 961 01:10:41,352 --> 01:10:43,746 Please, will you come in? 962 01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:46,539 Would you like something to drink? 963 01:11:08,207 --> 01:11:09,244 And you? 964 01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,833 Champagne for the gentleman. - Yes sir. 965 01:11:40,848 --> 01:11:43,003 You must tell me something now. 966 01:11:44,001 --> 01:11:46,115 Why did you say I'm your wife? 967 01:11:46,275 --> 01:11:50,026 There's a slight age difference. I could be your older sister. 968 01:11:50,425 --> 01:11:53,099 But which sister? Let's not say nonsense. 969 01:11:54,136 --> 01:11:55,333 I don't get. 970 01:11:59,244 --> 01:12:00,720 Isn't it clear enough? 971 01:12:02,636 --> 01:12:07,145 In revenge for the bad fireworks, would you like to fire all the flares? 972 01:12:07,304 --> 01:12:08,462 Who's this? 973 01:12:08,821 --> 01:12:12,731 What? Oh, yes! You let me light them all, though, huh? 974 01:12:12,771 --> 01:12:13,771 Well! 975 01:12:13,849 --> 01:12:18,597 Put my purse somewhere, they won't steal it here. I don't think there's any thief! 976 01:12:18,677 --> 01:12:20,991 Thank you. It isn't dangerous, huh? 977 01:12:21,191 --> 01:12:25,820 For the love of God! You know... I already fell for it once... 978 01:12:25,979 --> 01:12:28,134 and if it blows up in my hand...! 979 01:12:31,366 --> 01:12:32,843 Oh, how beautiful! 980 01:12:33,601 --> 01:12:35,037 Listen, you.. 981 01:12:35,596 --> 01:12:37,512 You came into this house 982 01:12:37,591 --> 01:12:42,140 using as shield a lady who is an esteemed friend of mine. 983 01:12:42,619 --> 01:12:46,091 Be careful, huh? And remember, these are Germans. 984 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:49,084 I know how terrible the Nazis can be. 985 01:12:49,642 --> 01:12:50,799 Aw, Umberto! 986 01:12:51,039 --> 01:12:52,755 Say... I'll report you! 987 01:12:52,954 --> 01:12:56,266 All I have to do is tell Tortorella one word, and... 988 01:12:56,306 --> 01:13:01,015 What will our friends say, knowing we didn't steal anything in this house? 989 01:13:01,095 --> 01:13:02,095 Who cares? 990 01:13:02,172 --> 01:13:04,686 You know what? You're a fucking bastard 991 01:13:04,886 --> 01:13:08,237 You take advantage of the fact that I can't do it alone. 992 01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:10,472 Yes, I'm taking advantage of it! 993 01:13:10,632 --> 01:13:13,066 I had a stage name, Tortorella. Yes. 994 01:13:13,265 --> 01:13:16,019 But then I left the theater for the cinema. 995 01:13:16,657 --> 01:13:19,810 Now cinema takes up all of my time, so... 996 01:13:20,408 --> 01:13:21,446 so! 997 01:13:21,964 --> 01:13:24,438 Last year I worked in a very nice film, 998 01:13:24,478 --> 01:13:27,950 indeed it's a film you should know, stuff of your country. 999 01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:31,222 I remember they were all tall, like you, long... 1000 01:13:31,302 --> 01:13:33,616 Siegfried! Very beautiful. 1001 01:13:33,896 --> 01:13:35,691 Tonight I quit at 20:00. 1002 01:13:35,731 --> 01:13:39,043 Just the time to remove make-up, put on a dress and go. 1003 01:13:39,402 --> 01:13:43,712 He should be in movies, yes. In fact, I'll talk to the director of my film, 1004 01:13:43,911 --> 01:13:45,827 I think he's got a face... 1005 01:13:46,186 --> 01:13:50,496 a face that goes through the screen. Why are you laughing? Silly! 1006 01:13:50,775 --> 01:13:54,286 I agree with your idea, gentlemen! 1007 01:13:54,965 --> 01:14:00,990 To an actor, great school is "tiater"... theater, not the street. No, no. 1008 01:14:02,706 --> 01:14:07,973 I was on stage at 14 as assistant to a great comedian. 1009 01:14:08,013 --> 01:14:11,086 Then I went on to be a great star for all my life. 1010 01:14:11,405 --> 01:14:14,198 Do you know that theater play 1011 01:14:14,518 --> 01:14:16,992 "The wagon-lit controller"? 1012 01:14:17,072 --> 01:14:19,147 "The sleep car controller"? 1013 01:14:19,186 --> 01:14:23,057 Umberto, dear, you think these people are interested in that stuff? 1014 01:14:23,137 --> 01:14:26,928 Pardon, "Fräulein" - This is vaudeville stuff, forget it! 1015 01:14:28,205 --> 01:14:29,761 What a lovely house. 1016 01:14:31,197 --> 01:14:34,909 So many lights! I feel like I'm in the Vatican. 1017 01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:38,500 Really! I feel also... I feel also... 1018 01:14:39,178 --> 01:14:43,248 a strange emotion, madam, because it reminds me of when I saw the Pope. 1019 01:14:43,568 --> 01:14:48,316 If you would like to look around, be my guest! - May we? - Yes. - Thank you. 1020 01:14:48,715 --> 01:14:50,790 Thank you so much. Thank you. 1021 01:14:51,947 --> 01:14:53,105 Shall we go? 1022 01:14:54,302 --> 01:14:55,698 Thank you so much. 1023 01:15:07,749 --> 01:15:11,061 Umberto, it's necessary that you go a tad away, now. 1024 01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:16,169 Again? 1025 01:15:32,330 --> 01:15:34,245 Do you like classical music? 1026 01:15:34,724 --> 01:15:36,360 You know what I like. 1027 01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:40,151 Naughty boy! 1028 01:15:52,242 --> 01:15:53,359 I'm afraid 1029 01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:57,031 that all this champagne on an empty stomach makes me dizzy. 1030 01:15:57,829 --> 01:16:00,462 I've drank almost nothing, but me too... 1031 01:16:00,821 --> 01:16:02,098 I feel dizzy. 1032 01:16:02,777 --> 01:16:04,133 And he insists! 1033 01:16:05,171 --> 01:16:07,046 Look, I've understood you. 1034 01:16:07,605 --> 01:16:08,922 All the better. 1035 01:16:13,032 --> 01:16:14,828 Who would ever imagine... 1036 01:16:15,346 --> 01:16:17,661 to begin the year with a husband... 1037 01:16:18,978 --> 01:16:22,489 in a house filled with princes! 1038 01:16:23,168 --> 01:16:24,285 Mamma mia! 1039 01:16:26,799 --> 01:16:29,552 What a good idea that you had to be invited. 1040 01:16:32,385 --> 01:16:33,385 Look. 1041 01:16:34,540 --> 01:16:36,735 You know that a trifle like this 1042 01:16:36,775 --> 01:16:40,446 is worth a nice bunch of 10,000 bills? 1043 01:16:41,204 --> 01:16:42,641 Oh sure, at least. 1044 01:16:43,399 --> 01:16:45,115 Look at all this stuff! 1045 01:16:45,354 --> 01:16:47,589 The paintings! The stuff! 1046 01:16:52,896 --> 01:16:54,492 Look at this, Lello! 1047 01:16:56,288 --> 01:16:58,323 No, it's too cumbersome. 1048 01:17:08,059 --> 01:17:12,409 There it is, my true passion! Small stuff, and beautiful. 1049 01:17:12,968 --> 01:17:14,763 How I understand you! 1050 01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:18,434 I too like it so much, you know. 1051 01:17:19,631 --> 01:17:21,547 Just because it is useless. 1052 01:17:21,866 --> 01:17:24,659 After all, the true lord stands out for this: 1053 01:17:24,739 --> 01:17:26,854 his passion for useless things. 1054 01:17:28,291 --> 01:17:30,805 You know you're not stupid, after all? 1055 01:17:31,962 --> 01:17:34,236 I want to tell you something else. 1056 01:17:35,713 --> 01:17:37,468 Hey, what are you doing? 1057 01:17:40,381 --> 01:17:41,978 You're going too fast! 1058 01:17:42,057 --> 01:17:44,611 Young man, keep your cool, huh? 1059 01:17:45,290 --> 01:17:47,843 I'm not one of those who deludes herself. 1060 01:17:47,923 --> 01:17:50,597 What kind of talk is that? I like you. 1061 01:17:51,275 --> 01:17:54,148 And you too don't dislike me! It's New Year's! 1062 01:17:54,667 --> 01:17:56,343 Come to my house, huh? 1063 01:17:56,862 --> 01:18:00,892 We'll get drunk, and tomorrow you'll tell me how you feel. 1064 01:18:02,728 --> 01:18:04,164 Cool! And why? 1065 01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,917 Because I like you. Isn't enough? 1066 01:18:07,676 --> 01:18:09,232 I'll write it, huh? 1067 01:18:09,431 --> 01:18:11,905 I... like you.. 1068 01:18:12,105 --> 01:18:13,222 Very.. 1069 01:18:13,541 --> 01:18:14,779 Much. 1070 01:18:18,689 --> 01:18:19,727 Lello! 1071 01:18:20,525 --> 01:18:22,121 Let's go dance, huh? 1072 01:18:42,831 --> 01:18:43,831 "Kaputt"? 1073 01:18:45,584 --> 01:18:46,622 "Kaputt"?! 1074 01:18:46,901 --> 01:18:50,732 But, you been in Italy during war? - No! - No? 1075 01:18:51,650 --> 01:18:54,283 And all the men who are in this house? 1076 01:18:54,842 --> 01:18:57,276 No, not made war in Italy! - No? 1077 01:18:57,994 --> 01:18:59,551 And where did they make it? 1078 01:18:59,630 --> 01:19:01,785 Not made! - Not made, huh? 1079 01:19:02,025 --> 01:19:05,576 But, you tell me who the hell fought it, this damn war? 1080 01:19:11,881 --> 01:19:16,590 Why? Where are you taking me? - Where it's quieter, I must talk to you. 1081 01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:25,890 Here. 1082 01:19:29,718 --> 01:19:31,593 I must ask you something. 1083 01:19:32,232 --> 01:19:34,506 It's been bothering me all night. 1084 01:19:34,985 --> 01:19:37,898 But I warn you, don't answer right away, 1085 01:19:37,938 --> 01:19:40,053 because I can guess your answer, 1086 01:19:40,093 --> 01:19:42,008 and it would make me suffer. 1087 01:19:42,288 --> 01:19:43,405 Well then? 1088 01:19:43,644 --> 01:19:46,039 First, I'll get some champagne. 1089 01:19:47,196 --> 01:19:49,151 Meanwhile you think about it. 1090 01:19:49,271 --> 01:19:51,386 So when I'm back, you give me your answer. 1091 01:19:51,465 --> 01:19:54,658 And if you say yes, we'll toast to your answer. Okay? 1092 01:19:55,695 --> 01:19:58,089 What can this question possibly be? 1093 01:19:59,446 --> 01:20:01,561 Will you come to bed with me? 1094 01:20:29,574 --> 01:20:33,045 I mean, young man! You're a little too fast, no? 1095 01:20:38,033 --> 01:20:40,826 Young man! Where will we end up like this?! 1096 01:20:42,343 --> 01:20:44,298 Come on, go ahead, idiot! 1097 01:20:44,538 --> 01:20:45,854 Go ahead! 1098 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:56,828 Bitter! 1099 01:20:57,067 --> 01:20:59,422 What is down there, on that side? 1100 01:20:59,781 --> 01:21:01,656 The toilet. - The toilet? 1101 01:21:37,969 --> 01:21:39,445 Ugly... - What do you want? 1102 01:21:39,525 --> 01:21:42,598 Let me go! Let me go! - Where do you want to go? 1103 01:21:44,553 --> 01:21:47,426 What...? - What do you want to do? Let go! 1104 01:21:49,341 --> 01:21:50,538 Jerk! 1105 01:21:54,170 --> 01:21:58,399 Rascal, scoundrel! Want to send us all to jail? 1106 01:21:58,679 --> 01:22:00,993 What's with you? You should help me. 1107 01:22:01,073 --> 01:22:04,864 I'll report you! - So you'll be involved too! - Then lay off! 1108 01:22:05,063 --> 01:22:08,814 If you don't stop I'll break your head! I'm not kidding, got it? 1109 01:22:19,868 --> 01:22:21,863 Go on. - No! Come on. - No! 1110 01:22:22,821 --> 01:22:24,098 Don't push me! 1111 01:22:33,555 --> 01:22:36,867 Now you even pass me off as an hermaphrodite! 1112 01:22:37,026 --> 01:22:39,301 You know what? Do what you want, 1113 01:22:39,421 --> 01:22:43,132 but after I'm gone with the lady, who honors me with her friendship, got it? 1114 01:22:43,211 --> 01:22:45,606 Leave the lady alone and go away. 1115 01:22:52,310 --> 01:22:54,704 Champagne madam? - Yes thanks. 1116 01:22:59,572 --> 01:23:01,009 Thank you so much. 1117 01:23:01,886 --> 01:23:04,440 Let's get out immediately. Come on, now! 1118 01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:07,074 But where? Where's Lello? 1119 01:23:07,154 --> 01:23:10,226 You don't know him, you never did. He's a hoodlum. 1120 01:23:10,466 --> 01:23:14,376 Jealousy is an ugly thing. I've known you for over 20 years... 1121 01:23:15,174 --> 01:23:18,566 Every time I liked someone, there he is, the same story. 1122 01:23:18,646 --> 01:23:20,960 Capecchi was schizophrenic, 1123 01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:25,310 Di Pietro was gay, Servadio, a blackmailer, tell me what is this one. 1124 01:23:25,390 --> 01:23:28,542 This one is worse than the others! And if I may... 1125 01:23:29,939 --> 01:23:32,852 I'd tell you that he could be your... - My son! 1126 01:23:32,971 --> 01:23:37,880 Boor! I'll throw this in your face! You're rude! Rude, rude! 1127 01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:41,631 Then I'll tell you, even if he's younger than me, I don't care! 1128 01:23:41,671 --> 01:23:43,586 I don't have to marry him! 1129 01:23:43,666 --> 01:23:47,058 And besides, I like his looks... his physical. 1130 01:23:47,137 --> 01:23:51,726 Yeah? You like him? - Yes! A matter of skin! He's better than you, isn't he? 1131 01:23:51,806 --> 01:23:53,163 In that case, 1132 01:23:53,243 --> 01:23:56,196 come to the toilet with me, I'll show you something. 1133 01:23:56,275 --> 01:24:00,745 Look, calm down, or I'll slap you in front of everyone and spoil the evening! 1134 01:24:00,904 --> 01:24:03,458 What's on your mind, pig? - What did you think? 1135 01:24:03,538 --> 01:24:06,411 It's a matter of life and death! - What? - Come, I'll show you. 1136 01:24:06,491 --> 01:24:09,523 Not to the toilet with you! - Come on! - Don't overdo! 1137 01:24:09,603 --> 01:24:10,920 Where is Lello? 1138 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:14,990 I only know where he's from and where he will end up. In jail! 1139 01:24:16,028 --> 01:24:18,502 He's a professional thief, I tell you! 1140 01:24:18,582 --> 01:24:22,612 Why are you with him, then? You're the one who introduced him to me. 1141 01:24:22,692 --> 01:24:25,645 I didn't want to. But you were alone, I was broke. - Oh look! 1142 01:24:25,724 --> 01:24:29,236 I'll show you he's a thief and hides the loot in the bathroom. 1143 01:24:29,316 --> 01:24:33,506 But you say! - I hope they don't catch us or they'll believe that it was us! 1144 01:24:33,585 --> 01:24:36,259 Ascertain! Ascertain! Have you ascertained? 1145 01:24:37,456 --> 01:24:38,693 Yes, I have. 1146 01:24:39,012 --> 01:24:42,923 Oh God! - It's over between us now. I swear, it was there before! 1147 01:24:42,963 --> 01:24:46,115 I'm through with you! - Where could he hide it? 1148 01:24:46,195 --> 01:24:49,387 Do me a favor, go see a doctor! - That rascal! 1149 01:24:54,974 --> 01:24:57,488 In what a situation you put me! - Yeah? 1150 01:24:57,647 --> 01:25:01,279 If you knew my situation earlier! - Umbe', you're through with me! 1151 01:25:01,358 --> 01:25:04,152 Go away, disappear! I don't want to see you again. 1152 01:25:04,232 --> 01:25:05,429 You've done... 1153 01:25:06,386 --> 01:25:10,456 You've done everything possible to ruin an evening that was a dream for me! 1154 01:25:10,536 --> 01:25:12,412 But you didn't succeed! 1155 01:25:13,170 --> 01:25:16,681 I'll keep on having fun with him, because I like him. 1156 01:25:16,961 --> 01:25:21,789 You know what? I'll tell him, so he'll break your face, and it's over with. 1157 01:25:21,869 --> 01:25:24,183 There he is! - Lello, listen. 1158 01:25:26,059 --> 01:25:27,256 Lello, come. 1159 01:25:27,775 --> 01:25:32,643 You know what he says about you? That you're a thief and a delinquent. - True! 1160 01:25:32,723 --> 01:25:36,234 He's a thief and a delinquent. Where did you hide the loot? 1161 01:25:36,593 --> 01:25:39,307 What's he saying? - He's crazy, don't heed. 1162 01:25:39,347 --> 01:25:44,056 Anyway, I told him that, even if you're a thief, I couldn't care less. 1163 01:25:44,295 --> 01:25:47,767 Indeed, as for your previous question, it's fine with me. 1164 01:25:48,126 --> 01:25:49,482 We agree, huh? 1165 01:25:49,842 --> 01:25:52,994 If you want, we'll tell you on what we've agreed. 1166 01:25:53,074 --> 01:25:54,074 I know: 1167 01:25:54,271 --> 01:25:57,304 jail for both of you, without parole! 1168 01:26:00,536 --> 01:26:02,571 Oh, what a character! 1169 01:26:03,130 --> 01:26:06,761 If he doesn't spoil the fun, he's not happy, the wretch! 1170 01:26:11,190 --> 01:26:13,744 Here's where he hid the stuff. I knew it! 1171 01:26:13,784 --> 01:26:17,535 Leave it alone, do you want to ruin me? Bastard! 1172 01:26:17,814 --> 01:26:21,805 I'll smash it on your face! - Have you seen? Are you convinced now? 1173 01:26:25,476 --> 01:26:28,149 Franz, Johann, come here! 1174 01:26:34,374 --> 01:26:35,374 Franz! 1175 01:26:35,771 --> 01:26:36,808 Johann! 1176 01:26:36,888 --> 01:26:38,724 Put them against the wall 1177 01:26:39,003 --> 01:26:42,036 and do not let them escape! Quick! - Yes, sir. 1178 01:26:42,116 --> 01:26:44,629 Come with me! - What's happening? 1179 01:26:44,709 --> 01:26:46,904 Quick! Up against the wall! 1180 01:27:28,364 --> 01:27:32,394 His Excellency wants to begin the new year with a generous gesture, 1181 01:27:33,472 --> 01:27:36,824 that I don't approve of. Arms up! Please! 1182 01:27:52,546 --> 01:27:53,623 Nothing. 1183 01:27:54,701 --> 01:27:55,701 "Raus"! 1184 01:27:56,736 --> 01:27:58,571 "Raus"! "Schnell"! 1185 01:28:51,883 --> 01:28:53,120 Bastard! 1186 01:28:54,836 --> 01:28:56,352 I'll kill you! 1187 01:28:58,307 --> 01:29:00,821 Throw it! Why don't you throw it? 1188 01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:04,373 You are even capable of hitting a woman. Throw it. 1189 01:29:07,645 --> 01:29:12,473 I may be a wretch, but I'd never happened to be thrown out like this. 1190 01:29:12,553 --> 01:29:14,628 Tortorella! - Leave me alone! 1191 01:29:14,867 --> 01:29:19,137 You know what's new? If the Germans didn't go, I'll go to the police myself! 1192 01:29:19,217 --> 01:29:22,569 Because it does not end here! - Go ahead! Who's keeping you? 1193 01:29:22,649 --> 01:29:24,763 Tortorella, I wouldn't do it. 1194 01:29:26,599 --> 01:29:30,390 Go ahead and steal, if you want. But why act like that with me? 1195 01:29:30,669 --> 01:29:33,582 Why play with my... things... my feelings? 1196 01:29:33,941 --> 01:29:36,535 Why are you such a scoundrel?! - Listen, 1197 01:29:36,575 --> 01:29:38,850 I was being serious when I said it. 1198 01:29:38,929 --> 01:29:43,359 And I say it again! But your friend should've told you I was a thief. 1199 01:29:43,438 --> 01:29:46,192 Because I am a thief, and I'm not ashamed! 1200 01:29:46,272 --> 01:29:47,628 You're even proud?! 1201 01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:51,738 It's better than him, who lives on accidents and insurance claims! 1202 01:29:51,818 --> 01:29:53,774 At least I take my risks. 1203 01:29:53,933 --> 01:29:58,682 When I was 10, I was already stealing their materials to the Allies. That's it! 1204 01:29:58,841 --> 01:30:03,151 That's how it is! I was the only one who had a job in my family. - Nice job! 1205 01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:06,942 Was I supposed to starve to death like my father, a wretch like him? 1206 01:30:07,022 --> 01:30:11,491 I started as a child and I'll keep on stealing! I don't want to end up like him! 1207 01:30:11,571 --> 01:30:13,406 Like your father? - Like you! 1208 01:30:13,486 --> 01:30:16,958 Why are some people born rich and others so poor? 1209 01:30:17,037 --> 01:30:20,749 Whose fault is it? - You could've found a job. - Oh, sure! 1210 01:30:20,828 --> 01:30:23,821 "Get a shovel"! You old people always say the same thing! 1211 01:30:23,901 --> 01:30:27,692 But who are you? You are neither a thief nor a respectable person. 1212 01:30:27,772 --> 01:30:30,286 Well, I'm not like you and I salute you! 1213 01:30:38,945 --> 01:30:43,095 What's with you? - It's that he's right! It's that it's true! 1214 01:30:43,573 --> 01:30:47,364 It's our fault too, it's your generation's fault, of people like you, 1215 01:30:47,444 --> 01:30:49,759 if so many young people are failures. 1216 01:30:49,838 --> 01:30:52,911 You never thought about that huh? Poor soul! 1217 01:30:53,669 --> 01:30:57,061 Are you defending him now? - Umberto, leave me alone! 1218 01:30:57,380 --> 01:31:00,453 I understand him, I justify him. 1219 01:31:00,493 --> 01:31:03,086 He's a delinquent. - Yes, he's a delinquent! 1220 01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:05,361 And what are you? Tell me! 1221 01:31:06,159 --> 01:31:09,152 With all the tricks you do with the insurances. 1222 01:31:09,232 --> 01:31:12,384 Not so loud. - Didn't we want to trick those Germans? 1223 01:31:12,424 --> 01:31:13,501 Didn't we? 1224 01:31:13,581 --> 01:31:17,971 But we don't have the courage to be criminals, he at least has it, by God! 1225 01:31:18,010 --> 01:31:19,367 He's a rebel, he! 1226 01:31:19,447 --> 01:31:22,041 Tortorella, let's call things by their names! 1227 01:31:22,121 --> 01:31:25,472 He's a purse-snatcher, a chicken thief. That's what he is! 1228 01:31:25,552 --> 01:31:29,702 You like him, that's why you talk so. - No, what I'm saying is only too true! 1229 01:31:29,782 --> 01:31:31,538 He wasn't born delinquent. 1230 01:31:31,618 --> 01:31:33,094 They made him such! 1231 01:31:33,134 --> 01:31:35,329 How can you not understand, Umberto, 1232 01:31:35,409 --> 01:31:38,042 that, if so many young people have failed, 1233 01:31:38,082 --> 01:31:41,953 it's society's fault because it's rotten. It's rotten! - Oh yeah? 1234 01:31:42,033 --> 01:31:45,823 One shouldn't abandon them. A simple gesture, a kind word 1235 01:31:46,063 --> 01:31:47,699 can save one of them! 1236 01:31:47,739 --> 01:31:52,088 And you'd like to save him huh? - You don't read the papers, Umberto. 1237 01:31:52,288 --> 01:31:54,443 I do. - You don't. Otherwide you'd know 1238 01:31:54,483 --> 01:31:59,032 all the scandals, all the swindles and all the frauds that are around! 1239 01:31:59,111 --> 01:32:03,660 The oi... oi... the oil swindles. - Garlic and oil. 1240 01:32:03,940 --> 01:32:07,531 Lucky you who don't understand anything! - No! I understand too much! 1241 01:32:07,611 --> 01:32:09,606 I see that he's enchanted you. 1242 01:32:09,686 --> 01:32:12,399 No way. I think he was sincere. 1243 01:32:12,798 --> 01:32:15,751 He'd be different if he'd been luckier. 1244 01:32:15,831 --> 01:32:19,143 It's starting to rain. - Trust me... Hey, it's raining! 1245 01:32:19,263 --> 01:32:23,612 Let's go in the church. - Run! At least you'll end the year well! 1246 01:32:23,892 --> 01:32:26,366 So you can pray for all your sins! 1247 01:33:23,747 --> 01:33:25,184 Umberto. - What? 1248 01:33:25,982 --> 01:33:27,219 Lello! 1249 01:33:31,369 --> 01:33:33,444 I did say he was a good guy. 1250 01:33:34,442 --> 01:33:36,676 Evidently, he had a bit of remorse. 1251 01:33:36,916 --> 01:33:38,432 Remorse, him?! 1252 01:33:41,944 --> 01:33:46,133 Then why did he come to church? He came by himself, not dragged like you. 1253 01:33:54,074 --> 01:33:57,107 Wait for me here and don't move. - Who's budging? 1254 01:34:26,436 --> 01:34:28,232 I wasn't expecting this. 1255 01:34:28,591 --> 01:34:29,908 You in a church. 1256 01:34:31,584 --> 01:34:32,621 So? 1257 01:34:33,260 --> 01:34:34,976 Why, are you ashamed? 1258 01:34:35,574 --> 01:34:39,964 Moreover.. We're Roman Catholic too. 1259 01:34:40,323 --> 01:34:43,675 Maybe begin the year like this, brings good luck. 1260 01:34:43,755 --> 01:34:47,346 Sure, of course. But if you want to talk let's go outside. 1261 01:34:49,022 --> 01:34:51,775 Where are you taking me? To rob a bank? 1262 01:34:52,454 --> 01:34:53,930 Oh I'm sorry... 1263 01:34:55,606 --> 01:34:58,120 I'm not saying that you do well to steal, but... 1264 01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:01,951 Look Tortorella, never mind. Believe me, it's better for you. 1265 01:35:02,868 --> 01:35:06,061 I'm sure of one thing: that you're not a rascal. 1266 01:35:06,141 --> 01:35:09,093 Maybe, you're going through a difficult period. 1267 01:35:09,572 --> 01:35:11,687 Isn't it so? - Yes, indeed. 1268 01:35:12,445 --> 01:35:15,797 If I could help you, I'd gladly do so, believe me. 1269 01:35:16,436 --> 01:35:19,907 See, I was promised a job next week. 1270 01:35:20,586 --> 01:35:21,623 And, if... 1271 01:35:30,362 --> 01:35:31,519 God, Lello! 1272 01:35:33,355 --> 01:35:34,831 What have you done? 1273 01:35:34,911 --> 01:35:38,622 Be quiet. Please, shut up! - You have stolen from the Madonna? 1274 01:35:38,702 --> 01:35:42,134 Let me go. Get away! - You can't steal from the Madonna! 1275 01:35:42,214 --> 01:35:44,329 What do you have in your pocket? 1276 01:35:44,648 --> 01:35:46,643 Put back what you took, Lello! 1277 01:35:46,842 --> 01:35:48,718 I won't let you out of here. 1278 01:35:48,957 --> 01:35:50,474 Oh yeah? Here, then! 1279 01:35:52,429 --> 01:35:54,384 What is it? - What happened? 1280 01:35:54,464 --> 01:35:57,736 Stealing our Lady's necklace! - Oh my God! - God! 1281 01:35:57,896 --> 01:36:00,849 They've stolen the necklace from the Madonna! 1282 01:36:01,128 --> 01:36:03,522 Stop thief! Help! 1283 01:36:04,201 --> 01:36:06,754 They've stolen the Madonna's necklace! 1284 01:36:07,153 --> 01:36:10,505 Close the doors! Thief! Close the doors! 1285 01:36:10,545 --> 01:36:12,141 Miracle! 1286 01:36:12,780 --> 01:36:14,256 Miracle! 1287 01:36:15,374 --> 01:36:16,930 Miracle! 1288 01:36:17,209 --> 01:36:20,242 Miracle! Our Lady made me a miracle! 1289 01:36:20,322 --> 01:36:23,953 But what miracle! - It was her! - You shameless! 1290 01:36:24,033 --> 01:36:27,784 I really saw her. She came down and put it on me. 1291 01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:31,854 She was with a young man! - I saw her, she was so beautiful! 1292 01:36:31,934 --> 01:36:34,288 She is the thief! - It's a trick! 1293 01:36:34,488 --> 01:36:36,483 Let me through. It's not true! 1294 01:36:36,602 --> 01:36:38,478 It's not true! I saw it! 1295 01:36:38,717 --> 01:36:42,029 I am a witness! It was like a great light, 1296 01:36:42,109 --> 01:36:46,419 a beautiful heavenly figure appeared, wrapped in a puff of cloud. 1297 01:36:46,578 --> 01:36:48,135 Miracle! I saw her! 1298 01:36:48,215 --> 01:36:52,524 He's the young man who was with her! - What young man! I've got white hair! 1299 01:36:53,841 --> 01:36:55,916 Leave me, this is abuse! 1300 01:36:55,996 --> 01:36:58,470 I will recourse to the Holy Father! 1301 01:37:00,265 --> 01:37:01,622 Umberto! 1302 01:37:04,455 --> 01:37:07,169 Hurry! - Run, come on! 1303 01:37:07,807 --> 01:37:09,483 Hey, look! 1304 01:37:11,518 --> 01:37:12,835 You lecher! 1305 01:37:13,952 --> 01:37:15,509 Quiet, kids, quiet! 1306 01:37:15,589 --> 01:37:19,539 Put down the watermelon! You want to ruin me? Hands off! Go away! 1307 01:37:28,517 --> 01:37:31,909 Hey, look at that madwoman! - Away, kids, go! 1308 01:37:31,949 --> 01:37:35,780 Tortorella! - Umberto. - I heard from the lawyer and I came. 1309 01:37:36,099 --> 01:37:37,735 Well. - But how...? 1310 01:37:38,294 --> 01:37:40,927 But what? - Nothing, I was just saying... 1311 01:37:41,087 --> 01:37:43,242 Listen... - Get away, there! 1312 01:37:44,239 --> 01:37:47,392 Remember the free gift at the traders' party? 1313 01:37:47,751 --> 01:37:50,544 Here, I bought it for you, with a discount. 1314 01:37:50,624 --> 01:37:51,981 Guess what it is? 1315 01:37:52,021 --> 01:37:55,931 An umbrella. Even for men, come to that. - Well, it's polyvalent. 1316 01:37:56,011 --> 01:37:58,764 Couldn't you get something else? - There was only this, 1317 01:37:58,844 --> 01:38:00,520 a thermos, and a polo bat. 1318 01:38:06,825 --> 01:38:10,257 I came also to tell you that I got myself a job at Cinecitta. 1319 01:38:10,337 --> 01:38:11,773 A mythological film. 1320 01:38:11,813 --> 01:38:15,404 I've been working at it since days. I'm a Trireme's slave. 1321 01:38:15,484 --> 01:38:19,075 Yes! I would have liked to work with you again. 1322 01:38:19,115 --> 01:38:22,747 How handsome you will be! Maybe Umberto, who knows... 1323 01:38:23,066 --> 01:38:25,939 My commitments... I know they've sought me... 1324 01:38:26,019 --> 01:38:29,690 Lots of phonecalls at home. It's so hot I can't stand it! 1325 01:38:29,770 --> 01:38:31,805 Why did you dress like that? 1326 01:38:32,044 --> 01:38:34,837 Why? What day is today? - August 15th, right? 1327 01:38:34,917 --> 01:38:38,788 Says who? It's January 1st. The year begins today for me. Yes! 1328 01:38:39,107 --> 01:38:42,579 This is how I went in, and this is how I go out! 1329 01:38:43,896 --> 01:38:47,447 Damn them! Look, they let it be moth-eaten! 1330 01:38:49,642 --> 01:38:52,595 Who cares! - What are you doing?! - Go on, fly! 1331 01:38:52,914 --> 01:38:55,707 Can buy a new one. I'll buy a new one! 1332 01:38:56,266 --> 01:38:58,700 I can sense that things are going well. 1333 01:38:59,378 --> 01:39:01,613 Look at those boys in the boat. 1334 01:39:02,371 --> 01:39:03,848 See those bodies? 1335 01:39:05,524 --> 01:39:09,514 Well, I'd say, they're the ones who should be on a Trireme, not you. 1336 01:39:10,591 --> 01:39:11,591 Come on. 1337 01:39:11,629 --> 01:39:15,140 Walk. Walk, slave! Let's go! New year, new life! 1338 01:39:15,220 --> 01:39:17,774 Damn, how hot it is! - Yes, you're right. 1339 01:39:17,854 --> 01:39:19,330 Down with misery! 1340 01:39:20,527 --> 01:39:24,558 Taxi! - Taxi! Taxi driver! - Taxi! 1341 01:39:24,637 --> 01:39:26,593 Shall we? - Let's spend! 1342 01:39:26,633 --> 01:39:28,947 Yes! - Let's use our last reserves! 1343 01:39:29,027 --> 01:39:33,536 Please lady, sit down. - Oh, thank you! - This way. Here you are. I'm coming. 1344 01:40:03,105 --> 01:40:05,299 So, you're the usual beggar! 1345 01:40:06,018 --> 01:40:09,050 If you don't have any money, why say "Down... 1346 01:40:09,130 --> 01:40:10,686 "Down with misery"? 1347 01:40:10,886 --> 01:40:12,562 I thought you had some. - Me! 1348 01:40:12,642 --> 01:40:15,475 I made a significant expenditure for the umbrella. 1349 01:40:15,555 --> 01:40:18,109 I'll beat you on the head with it! 1350 01:40:18,747 --> 01:40:22,059 Open it, at least we'll protect ourselves from the sun. 1351 01:40:26,009 --> 01:40:27,566 Damn it, Umberto! 1352 01:41:03,320 --> 01:41:07,310 Original English subs by zoneyoutwonk, knappen & edam17 @ KG 1353 01:41:07,390 --> 01:41:10,422 Thorough revision by edam17 @ KG September 2012 107045