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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,600 [多人的呼喝聲] 2 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,800 [黑熊]排山倒海 3 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,040 [男聲尖叫聲] 4 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,000 [混亂的呻吟聲] 5 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,800 [掌聲] 6 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,080 [男聲]帥喔 7 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,200 好功夫 8 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,680 好厲害 9 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,480 好恐怖 10 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,280 [黑熊]不准扶 11 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,320 -全部站起來 -[男聲呻吟聲] 12 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,360 -[黑熊]全是笨蛋，一點用都沒有 -[男聲呻吟聲] 13 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,920 練習到此為止 14 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,440 解散 15 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:46,760 [眾人]好厲害… 16 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,280 主將，你剛才用的那一招… 17 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,400 走開 18 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,480 我說過多少次 不可以在道場吃口香糖 19 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,280 -你真的好厲害喔 -是嗎？ 20 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,960 是呀，剛才你使出那招絕招 21 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,640 排山倒海的時候 22 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,560 嘩…好有男子氣慨 23 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,520 加上你的頭髮 24 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,160 左搖右擺的…真是帥呆了 25 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,760 那妳今晚有空嗎？ [笑聲] 26 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,840 到我家來看電視 27 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,440 我的床又大又舒服 28 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,560 神經 29 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,600 [阿麗笑聲] 30 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,480 喂…剛才主將黑熊過來挑逗妳 31 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,240 他很帥啊，為什麼妳不理他呢？ 32 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,600 黑熊，到我家來看電視 33 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,520 我的床又大又舒服 34 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,600 [裝作嘔吐聲] 35 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,560 嘩…妳真的好像呀！ 36 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:36,680 [薇薇安]喂，告訴我啊 37 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,640 什麼條件才符合妳的要求呀？ 38 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:39,600 [馬尾女孩]是呀！ 39 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,640 他一定要是個心地善良、斯文大方 40 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,640 真正勇敢的…英雄 41 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,240 [薇薇安]是不是英雄不敢說 42 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,560 不過絕對是俊男美女 43 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,240 妳看天生麗質、靈氣逼人 44 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,240 36、24、36寂寞的我 45 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,920 願與你共享禁果 46 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,840 4567就是我的號碼了 47 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,880 不過千萬記住不要打電話給116 48 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,840 他是出了名摸完就跑 49 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,080 可是上次他一看到我掉頭就跑 50 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,320 摸都沒摸一下 51 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,960 那有什麼不好？ 這樣不會惹得一身皮膚病 52 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,120 [二人大笑] 53 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,280 好啦！去換衣服 54 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,200 廢話這麼多，傻妞 55 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,280 阿麗，可是我告訴妳 56 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,760 在這個年代，怎麼可能有英雄呢？ 57 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,080 [電流聲] 58 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:55,920 [驚叫] 59 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,040 [腳步聲] 60 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,120 [年長警官]是你報警嗎？ 61 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,320 是的，長官 62 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,640 被人搶光了？ 63 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,360 是拿光了 64 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,440 什麼名字？ 65 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,520 何金銀 66 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:27,920 身分證呢？ 67 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,040 長官，你看我全身上下 68 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,600 哪裡還藏得下身分證？ 69 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,160 那你認不認得搶你東西的人？ 70 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,800 不明白 71 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,040 我是問你認不認得搶你東西的人 72 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,160 -長什麼樣子 -讓我跟他說 73 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,600 是問你認不認得搶你的人 長什麼樣子？ 74 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,120 就算認得也算了，其實我是自願的 75 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,840 自願？何謂自願，老兄？ 76 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,960 事情是這樣的，剛才我經過這裡 77 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,880 就有一個衣衫襤褸的男人走過來 向我要20塊錢買東西吃 78 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,040 我看他可憐，就給他了 79 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,040 誰知道他說 還有老婆跟兒子沒東西吃 80 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,400 沒衣服穿很冷 81 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:00,720 之後走過來脫了我的衣服 82 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,680 拿了我的錢包 還問我介不介意 83 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,600 我就說是有點介意 但你這麼可憐就算了吧！ 84 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,480 內褲是我自己要脫的 我認為要幫人就幫到底嘛！ 85 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,760 但是我又怕被抓去坐牢 說我在公共場所裸露下體 86 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,160 所以我就先報警 87 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,080 想跟你們先說明一下，就這麼回事 88 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,160 了解 89 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,760 警員26324 在街口發現一個暴露狂 90 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,080 懷疑有輕度弱智 91 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,280 兼妨礙公務，請馬上派輛車過來… 92 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,520 長官，你不要聽錯了 要不要我再重複一次給你聽？ 93 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,600 -走吧！弱智暴露狂 -長官，我說的是真的… 94 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,600 剛才他真的很可憐… 我怎麼會騙你？ 95 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,920 在這個世界上，有你這種人 96 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,280 才真叫可憐 97 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,720 [女聲]兒子，起來 有東西可以吃了 98 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,560 [男聲]你們試試看這衣服能不能穿 99 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,000 [女聲]想不到這世上還有這樣的人 100 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,680 [男聲]剛才那個人真是好心啊 101 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:01,920 我回來了 102 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,040 [男聲]回來就回來，有什麼了不起 103 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,800 辛苦了，先喝杯水呀 104 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,080 謝謝 105 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,120 怎麼辣的？ 106 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,120 不夠辣嗎？再加兩滴 107 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,160 [男聲整人的怪叫聲] 108 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,080 [男聲狂笑] 109 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,120 老闆，下次波羅輋那麼遠的地方 110 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,440 不要再叫我送了 111 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,480 那裡有個斜坡那麼斜 我差點騎不上去 112 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,880 天將降大任於斯人也 113 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,880 必先勞其筋骨，餓其體膚 114 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,760 苦其心智，這些菜送去屯門 115 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,520 [何金銀]不是，我撐不住了，老闆 116 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,200 阿銀，那是老闆疼你 117 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,200 -我好妒忌你呀 -你逗我的吧，阿牛 118 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,120 [阿牛惡搞的怪叫] 119 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,240 這都被你看出來了 120 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,160 [男聲]老闆 121 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,480 為什麼我這湯裡面有隻蒼蠅？ 122 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,280 我看看，在哪裡？ 123 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,640 -小強… -少來這一套 124 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,040 [何金銀]哎呀！ 125 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,280 湯我是喝過幾口了 126 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,720 這隻蒼蠅還活生生 在裡面做花式蝶泳個人表演 127 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,960 就好像嘲笑我一樣 128 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,000 你不用說了 129 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,480 我們開餐廳最講究衛生 130 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,400 這些蒼蠅不要說你 131 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,880 我們也最討厭，踩死牠 132 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,040 快點…快…動手 133 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,040 在幹什麼？ 134 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,800 [男聲]你敢飛進別人湯裡… 135 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,400 我們做生意最講究衛生 136 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,840 我一定幫你出一口氣 137 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,480 喂…我不過是想換碗湯 138 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,720 幹嘛那麼勞師動眾？ 139 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,080 你換給我就好了 140 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,360 就這麼簡單？ 141 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,520 大家住手 142 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,320 這蒼蠅在這兒… 143 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,320 [毆打聲] 144 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:29,560 當我沒說好了 145 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,320 -沒事… -沒事了，大家繼續吃飯 146 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,000 過來 147 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:39,880 如果我們不鬧得這麼大 [壓低聲音] 148 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,320 不但要賠一碗湯，錢也收不到 149 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,200 所以凡事都要盡力而為，對不對？ 150 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,160 [眾人]對… 151 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,240 [老闆]大家做得不錯 152 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,440 你是不是太過分？ 153 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:50,880 打蒼蠅用不著打破瓶子吧 154 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,800 我只是盡力而為 155 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,920 一個瓶子值五毛錢，你這個笨蛋 156 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:57,560 那個啤酒瓶子呢？ 157 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,680 在你後面 158 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,160 [快門聲] 159 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,720 [阿麗發力的呼喝聲] 160 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,520 [黑熊呻吟聲] 161 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,000 主將，我這招怎麼樣？ 162 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,320 非常好，阿麗，妳是我生命中 163 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,480 唯一能把我摔倒的女孩 164 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,120 [阿麗呻吟聲] 165 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,800 [黑熊]阿麗，今天是我生日 166 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,080 來參加我的派對 167 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,840 我們在上課，很多人看著我們 你別這樣呀！ 168 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,800 [黑熊]妳不答應，我就不放手 169 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,360 你神經病，放手呀！ 170 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,760 [滑板男子]謝了 171 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:41,440 [男聲]再見 172 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,600 今天晚上沒空 173 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,880 明天禮拜天總有空吧？ 174 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,040 來，我有兩張張學友演唱會的票 一起去吧！ 175 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,960 明天我大姨媽來，不能出去 176 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,360 這麼巧呀！ 177 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,360 我也是 178 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,800 [眾人大笑] 179 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:56,960 [黑熊]真巧 180 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,120 送外賣 181 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,840 -[球服男子們]早… -[何金銀]早 182 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,320 送我一份雞蛋三明治吧！ 183 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,560 你給錢就有得吃啦！ 184 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,960 這麼聰明！ 185 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,400 看你沒有女朋友，送一個給你吧 186 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,920 你這樣壞，拿我來開玩笑 187 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:13,880 他不錯耶 188 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,360 生日派對不去就算了 189 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,480 我過生日，那親一下總可以吧！ 190 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,200 [阿麗冷笑] 191 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,160 阿麗，其實我對妳很好耶 192 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,440 妳知不知道有多少女人纏著我 我都不理 193 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,200 妳為什麼不好好把握這個機會呢？ 194 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,160 是呀！我也不知道為什麼 195 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,800 親誰都可以，但是我就是不想親你 196 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,160 什麼？親誰都可以？ 197 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,240 打死我也不信 198 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,080 [黑熊]阿麗，妳不要騙妳自己 199 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,240 其實妳是愛我的 200 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,280 -我告訴妳，妳誰都不可以親 -[何金銀]不好意思，來遲了 201 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,480 [黑熊]妳只可以親我 202 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,000 [親吻聲] 203 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,000 妳不要跟我耍個性 妳馬上給我過來 204 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,600 別跟我開這種玩笑 發生感情怎麼辦？ 205 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,280 [連續的快門聲] 206 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,480 [搞怪的怪叫] 207 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,880 想不想看張學友的演唱會？ 一起去吧！ 208 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,360 可是我很忙 209 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,840 忙什麼忙呀？走吧！ 210 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,240 [黑熊] 你們兩個給我站住，聽到沒有？ 211 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,240 -[男聲]會出人命的 -[黑熊]放開我…走開 212 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,400 [黑熊]你們給我回來 213 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:12,280 吳主任有事找你 214 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,240 [何金銀]其實學友本身我也很喜歡 所以妳真有誠意 215 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,800 我很願意陪妳去看 但是最好約星期三 216 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,680 因為一個月當中 我只有那一天才放假 217 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,120 那個外賣小子怎麼會跟校花在一起？ 218 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,480 [何金銀]如果妳一定要今天去的話 219 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,760 [何金銀]妳介不介意我戴個帽子？ 220 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,960 要不然就是給我一點時間 去燙個頭髮 221 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,320 因為我現在的髮型 可能跟妳不太相配，可以嗎？ 222 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,680 [阿麗]對…對不起 223 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,760 我剛才沒有問你 就親了你一下 224 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,760 其實我是跟你開玩笑的 225 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,600 -開玩笑？ -[阿麗]是呀！ 226 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,720 啊！那我就放心了 227 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,200 別傻了，沒關係 228 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,920 類似的情形在我身上經常發生的 229 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,360 [二人尷尬的笑聲] 230 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,520 再見… 231 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,840 好，妳先走 232 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,760 我等我的腿沒那麼抖了 心跳沒那麼快的時候 233 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,960 我再走好了 234 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,720 真是不好意思 235 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,360 有沒有什麼我能幫你的？ 236 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,120 沒有… 237 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,160 沒事，完全沒問題 238 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,000 我坐一會兒就沒事了 239 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,120 該怎麼稱呼你呀，先生？ 240 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,760 小姓何，送外賣的 241 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,360 唉喲！今天忘了帶名片 242 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,960 啊！是何先生，我叫阿麗 243 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,120 阿麗，妳好 244 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:23,960 再見 245 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,120 我先走了，再見 246 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,240 -[何金銀]阿麗 -啊？ 247 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,200 妳剛才說去看張學友的演唱會 248 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:32,840 該不會也是開玩笑的？ 249 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,360 我是很想去，不過我知道票很難買 250 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,320 那不一定，我想只要有恒心 251 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,280 鐵柱也能磨成繡花針 252 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,840 [阿麗笑聲] 253 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,640 [何金銀笑聲] 254 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:46,960 再見 255 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,400 再見 256 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,280 [眾歌迷]學友學友，永遠支持你 257 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,880 學友學友，永遠支持你 258 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,280 學友學友，永遠支持你 259 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,760 學友學友，永遠支持你 260 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,080 [男聲]我愛黎明… 261 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,200 -我愛黎明… -[女聲]揍他… 262 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,760 [男聲]先生 263 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,120 我給你一千塊錢買你的第一個位置 264 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,840 對不起，這個位置對我很重要 265 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:39,960 我答應過我女朋友 266 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,600 一定要買到張學友演唱會的門票 267 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,280 這樣好了，兩千塊 268 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,200 這不是錢的問題 269 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,000 而是買門票應該憑自己的努力 270 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,280 像我已經犧牲這一個月 271 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,120 唯一的一天假期通宵來排隊 272 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,400 試問你怎麼可以如此取巧？ 273 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,680 如果讓你女朋友知道 274 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:52,680 你用這種骯髒的手段 275 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,200 -她一定不會原諒你的 -[西裝男]呆子 276 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,600 [女聲]喂 277 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,880 大哥哥，我答應過我男朋友 278 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,120 一定要買到門票 279 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,920 -你把位置讓給我吧！ -對不起，我不會讓妳的 280 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,640 最多我讓你摸一下我的胸部！ 281 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,040 [女聲撒嬌] 282 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,280 才一下？ 283 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,280 不然你想要幾下？ 284 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,560 起碼也要三、四下 285 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,800 你有沒有搞錯？ 286 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,640 如果我是妳，為了男朋友 287 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,640 別說是三下，就算是三十下 288 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,160 我也會毫不猶豫的答應 289 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,320 你怎麼這麼過分，神經病 290 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,040 妳不肯為愛情犧牲 291 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,840 那妳這一輩子都別想買到門票 292 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,240 先生，我的孫子 293 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,240 叫我買門票看張學友 294 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,360 可是排隊人又那麼多 295 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,280 能不能把位置 296 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,600 讓給我買門票？我好疼我的孫子 297 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,920 阿婆，雖然妳沒錢也沒胸 298 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,040 但是既然妳那麼疼孫子 我就把位置讓給妳 299 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,600 [阿婆]先生，你的心地真好 300 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,400 一定會有好報的 301 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,480 [喧鬧聲] 302 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,880 [男聲]排隊… [重擊聲] 303 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,200 [混亂的尖叫聲] 304 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,000 麻煩給我兩張320塊的票 305 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,800 對不起，票被剛才那個阿婆買光了 306 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,200 不會吧！我只要兩張！ 307 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,640 -[女聲]只有二十張票，都賣光了 -[何金銀]給我吧，別逗我了 308 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,160 [女聲]沒有啊…放手呀…走啊 [重擊聲] 309 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,120 阿婆 310 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,440 [男聲]走啊… [嘈雜的爭吵聲] 311 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,640 阿婆 312 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,120 阿婆 313 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,480 [機槍聲] 314 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,920 阿婆，拜託妳做做好事 315 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,040 讓兩張票給我吧！ 316 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,080 我的票都給我孫子了 317 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,400 妳孫子在哪裡呀？ 318 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,960 就是在下面有黃領巾那一個 319 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,200 [男聲]這裡有票 320 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,840 每張加五百，連位加一千 321 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,640 要買趁早啊 322 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,960 先到先得 323 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,720 [男聲]喂，不要插隊 324 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,960 -我要買兩張 -沒問題 325 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,440 -[警官]小子 -[男聲]警官 326 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,120 -賣黃牛票？ -給一次機會吧 327 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,120 [警官]跟我回去，走！ 328 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,200 [男聲]對不起，各位 329 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,040 [眾人失望的喊聲] 330 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,120 [男聲]為什麼一個人坐著還不走？ 331 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,920 我只是想買兩張門票，但是買不到 332 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,880 上天對我真是太不公平 333 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,520 傻小子，你當然買不到 334 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,840 全在我這兒 335 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,040 -張學友？ -送給你 336 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,400 張學友，我愛你 337 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,680 [張學友]別這樣 我已經有女朋友了 338 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,720 [何金銀畫外音]阿麗，學友的出現 339 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,880 讓我相信 這個世界是有奇蹟的 340 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,520 同時也讓我有勇氣 大膽來約妳 341 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,840 現在附上 張學友演唱會的入場券 342 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,480 希望與妳一起欣賞 343 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,960 明天下午3點 在大門口車站等妳，阿銀 344 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,880 -[薇薇安]那個送外賣的來了 -[何金銀]阿麗 345 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,520 何先生，你好 346 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,000 -真巧 -是呀！ 347 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:42,120 -請妳吃個雞蛋三明治 -對不起，我不吃雞蛋 348 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,440 [女聲]好了…我們走了！快點… 349 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,760 再見… 350 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,160 [呻吟聲] 351 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,080 阿麗，妳不吃可以帶回去給妳媽吃 352 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,400 [薇薇安]我吃好了 353 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,720 [薇薇安] 好了，時間到了，來不及了，走了… 354 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,120 [阿麗]我們先走了 355 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,840 [何金銀]救命呀… 356 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,319 那個三八 吃了我的雞蛋三明治 357 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,480 -怎麼了？ -我喉嚨不舒服 358 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,040 -[阿麗]妳沒事吧？ -有點想吐 359 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,319 我幫妳拍拍背 360 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,079 [咳嗽] 361 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,800 這是什麼？ 362 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,920 [薇薇安]昨天你的 演唱會門票害死我了 363 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,359 我被人揍慘了 364 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,119 -何金銀，阿麗在小巴站等你 -真的？ 365 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,160 我說的還會錯呀？請我吃飯 366 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,440 我連宵夜一起請妳 [歡呼] 367 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,280 [歌曲《你是我心上人》] ♪誰人能及你出塵♪ 368 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:38,240 ♪溫馨笑聲中回眸心烙印♪ 369 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,440 ♪我暗地的讚嘆♪ 370 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:44,240 ♪妳是我心上人♪ 371 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,160 ♪熱唇遺留的一吻♪ 372 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,640 ♪情懷難自禁♪ 373 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:58,400 ♪令我口竟不對心，開始放任♪ 374 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,680 你沒事吧？ 375 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,320 沒事，我完全沒問題 376 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,560 何先生，你好 377 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,760 [何金銀]妳好… 378 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,560 這送給妳的 379 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,640 謝謝你 380 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,520 不用嘛！ 381 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,280 -握個手呀！ -好呀！來 382 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,560 你好奇怪，我從來沒有認識 383 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,760 像你這樣的人 384 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,360 過獎… 385 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,800 不管怎麼說，謝謝你的演唱會門票 386 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,080 阿麗，妳這又何苦呢？ 387 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,800 -來嘛！不要害羞 -妳不要逼我 388 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,160 你們可好呀！ 389 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,440 -真是謝謝你了 -謝什麼？ 390 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,280 -反正謝謝你就對了 -[黑熊]鬼鬼祟祟 391 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,520 -你身上有屎啊？ -答對了 392 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,480 外賣仔，昨天認識就親嘴 393 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,920 今天怕是要開房間呀！ 394 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,800 你胡說什麼？他是我的朋友 395 00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,760 請你放尊重一點 396 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,200 我就是要找你，怎麼樣？ 397 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,160 不服氣，你打我呀… 398 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,080 打我呀，沒膽啊？來呀 399 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,520 來呀… 400 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:09,960 我看不用打了 401 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,160 -你已經受到應得的懲罰了 -這是什麼？ 402 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,160 應該是屎來的 403 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,320 但別問我是誰拉的，我不知道 404 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,720 臭小子，你居然玩屎 405 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,000 [拳風聲] 406 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,120 [尖叫] 407 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,240 [重擊聲] 408 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,200 你這個孬種，你居然閃開 409 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,480 這種事你也做得出來 410 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,760 你還是不是人？ 411 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,000 你這個懦夫 412 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,440 [阿麗媽媽]阿麗，快點下來看電視 413 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,480 我不看 414 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,400 [阿麗媽媽]江師傅有脫衣表演 415 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,200 胸口碎大石呀！ 416 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,800 我就說我不看嘛！ 417 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,080 [阿麗媽媽]妳沒事吧！ 418 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,960 我沒事… 419 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,160 [阿麗媽媽]過來看啊，脫衣服了 420 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,240 我不要看啦！ 421 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,880 [阿麗媽媽]精彩啊… 422 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,160 妳不要煩我了！ 423 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,440 阿麗 424 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,520 [阿麗]你幹嘛？ 425 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,720 你怎麼會在這裡？ 426 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,600 我是專程來跟妳道歉的 427 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,840 [蟲鳴聲] 428 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,000 別傻了，你幹嘛跟我道歉 429 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,000 -不關你的事 -那妳沒事吧？ 430 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,480 沒事 431 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,680 真的沒事？ 432 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,200 -真的沒事 -妳騙我 433 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,800 剛剛我隨便打了自己鼻子一拳 就痛得眼淚直流，到現在還在痛 434 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,520 對不起，我真的沒事 435 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,560 不用擔心，謝謝 436 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,160 阿麗，妳不要裝了 437 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,680 我堅持妳到醫院去檢查一下 438 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,520 因為鼻子受傷非同小可 439 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,480 小小的傷 可能導致鼻腔內出血 440 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,760 甚至鼻竇炎 441 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,800 倒霉的話還搞出什麼鼻咽癌 442 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,880 真是…死都不知道怎麼死的 443 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200 你說完了沒有？ 444 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,160 現在已經很晚了，我要睡覺 445 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,320 你可以走了吧！ 446 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,680 對了，這個東西還給你 447 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,280 阿麗，請妳不要這樣對我 448 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,720 再給我一次機會 449 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:05,000 因為我對於我們的感情 我真的…看得很重 450 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,000 何先生，我想你誤會了 451 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,960 我不喜歡懦弱的人 452 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,800 [黑熊]我一言不發，還沒打他 453 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,640 他就跪著要叫媽 454 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,960 叫得像狗吠似的 455 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,200 你們知道我打到誰呀？ 456 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,800 -[黑熊]誰呀？ -我打到阿麗呀！ 457 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,360 一拳就把她打到飛到九呎多高 458 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,600 轉體還轉了720度 459 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,040 真過癮呀！ 460 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,160 [哄笑] 461 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,760 你打傷了人 居然還說風涼話 462 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,320 這種事你也做得出來 463 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,800 像你昨天搽了滿臉的屎 464 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,960 難道這種事你會到處跟人說嗎？ 465 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,440 你搽了滿臉屎呀？ 466 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,000 [哄笑] 467 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,200 你說什麼？ 468 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,520 我建議你快點去跟阿麗道歉 469 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,720 [黑熊]那個懦夫 昨天就是這樣縮起來 470 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,800 [眾人]懦夫 471 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,560 阿麗，妳沒事吧？ 472 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,960 你不要亂動 473 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,760 昨晚我一直打電話給妳 474 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,920 妳知不知道？ 475 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,600 妳又不接我電話 476 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,360 人家很擔心妳呀！ 477 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,640 我一個晚上都沒睡 478 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,800 住手，黑熊，你不要這樣 479 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,600 我沒幹什麼啊 480 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,080 快去送外賣，別到處走 481 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,400 -聽見沒有？ -[耳光聲] 482 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,680 孬種 483 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,280 [足球凌空飛來的聲音] 484 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,320 [重擊聲] 485 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,040 [哄笑聲] 486 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,360 傻瓜，死了沒有啊？ 487 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,960 [眾人嘲笑] 488 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,600 [男聲]懦夫，被人打了 489 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:12,640 [眩暈感的音效] 490 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,160 我不喜歡懦弱的人 491 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,760 [眩暈感的音效] 492 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,720 他怎麼了？ 493 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,240 [男聲]他一向都傻頭傻腦的 494 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,440 -好了，別管他了，練球去 -好，練球去 495 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,240 [鬼王達]老兄，9點鐘才開門 496 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,840 現在是 8點45分，還有15分鐘 497 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,160 你要什麼？ 498 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,160 我是懦夫 499 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,640 看得出來，昨天晚上就應該來了 500 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,560 二十塊 501 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,840 -[何金銀]二十塊，是吧？ -是 502 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,880 使用前半小時，薄薄的擦一層 503 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,920 可不要貪心喔 上回有個小子 504 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,560 全部倒上去，結果… 505 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,200 [何金銀]你弄錯了 我不是想要這個 506 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,000 把錢退給我吧，謝謝你 507 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,960 老兄，你手碰過的有指紋 怎麼能夠退呢？ 508 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,960 -那換兩罐啤酒給我，可以嗎？ -可以呀！ 509 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,400 再補八塊錢 510 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,240 兩塊錢不用找了 511 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,000 給你一包花生，拿著 512 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,920 不要看，再看多收你兩塊 513 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,120 走吧！ 514 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,520 看你這副德性 515 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,760 就像臉上刺了字 516 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,760 失戀 517 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,040 [抽泣] 518 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,880 [何金銀抽泣] 519 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,480 來 520 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,200 真的失戀了？ 521 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,640 很多人都失戀過嘛！沒什麼大不了 522 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,800 第一次？ 523 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,920 那就會比較傷心一點 524 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,120 你現在不適合喝啤酒 525 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,600 我覺得你現在 526 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,960 應該換一套吉利點的衣服，沖沖喜 527 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,600 然後聽一首適合氣氛的音樂 528 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,720 同時吃一頓豐富的早餐 529 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,880 你的心情就會開朗多了 530 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,240 我幫你吧？ 531 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,200 相信我，來 532 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,040 來嘛！ 533 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,840 [節奏感的流行音樂] 534 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,080 這個是抵抗失戀沖喜套餐 535 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,760 漂亮衣服加好歌加豐富早餐 536 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,280 全部加起來只收你每六秒六毛錢 537 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,080 很便宜呀！你覺得怎樣？ 538 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,360 -我覺得好像上了你的當 -是嗎？ 539 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,440 你覺得上了我的當之餘 540 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,640 是不是開始忘記失戀的痛苦呢？ 541 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,880 -好像是呀！ -那就再深入點 542 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,440 膽子大一點，跟著他唱出來 543 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,320 我擔保你的痛苦會煙消雲散，唱呀 544 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,960 靠近一點唱呀！ 545 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,080 -[何金銀]放棄她… -[跟著錄音帶唱] 546 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,560 -來吧，寶貝 -[跟著錄音帶唱] 547 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,760 -[何金銀]放棄她… -[跟著錄音帶唱] 548 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,240 -好，寶貝 -[跟著錄音帶唱] 549 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,840 看著那邊唱，不要看著我唱 550 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,320 -哇！ -[足球飛來的聲音] 551 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,920 [雷聲] 552 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,200 [男聲]老兄，麻煩你把球傳過來 553 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,680 下雨了…快走… 554 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,320 你沒事吧，老伯？ 555 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,480 沒事，別傻了 556 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,600 我練過功夫 557 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,080 -功夫？ -對，功夫 558 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,720 [雷聲] 559 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,960 想不想學？八折 560 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,120 [雷聲] 561 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,200 [悠長的鑼聲] 562 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,480 這裡就是我們體育中心 563 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,960 歷史最悠久的中國古拳法部 564 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,120 我就是中國古拳法的掌門人 565 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,040 那怎麼稱呼你，老伯？ 566 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,160 你可以叫我魔鬼筋肉人！ 567 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,240 反正不要叫我老伯就是了 568 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,240 -好嗎？ -[輔助器撞擊地面的咔嗒聲] 569 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,880 那麼魔鬼筋肉人，請問你的武館 570 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,280 為什麼開在雜貨店的後面？ 571 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,040 開雜貨店只是我的興趣 572 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,600 教拳才是我的正職 573 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,440 同時我這個人比較低調 574 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,560 最討厭人沽名釣譽 575 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,480 我跟李小龍根本就是師兄弟 576 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,320 難道我到處去告訴別人嗎？ 577 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,680 成龍他們整天都要跟我一塊喝茶 578 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,600 我很少應酬他們 579 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,560 害他都想哭了 你也看到了 580 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,080 難道這些我要告訴你嗎？ 581 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,480 有什麼了不起？ 582 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,840 怎麼樣？想學什麼？ 583 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,760 -有什麼可以學的？ -[鬼王達]鐵砂掌 584 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,640 源於泗水鐵掌幫 威力無窮 585 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,240 任何人被擊中，五臟碎裂 586 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,680 而導致送院途中不治 587 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,040 哎呀！ 588 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,800 三日練成，收費六百 589 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,800 鐵布衫 590 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:43,280 源於福建省以北七十公里 591 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,760 汕尾以南三十海里之南少林 592 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,520 練成之後全身堅硬如鐵，刀槍不入 593 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,840 而且水火不侵 594 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,920 五日練成，收費八百 595 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,000 血滴子 596 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,960 源於明末清初 597 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,280 來自大內暗殺組獨門暗器 598 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:03,080 取人首級於千里 易如反掌 599 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,840 由於殺傷力太強 600 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,400 所以用這個溜溜球來代替 601 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,040 七日練成，收費一千 602 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,760 電光毒龍鑽 603 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,520 源於龍虎門的王小虎 604 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,640 [鬼王達]原本只是一種幻想 605 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,880 但是經過我的改良 606 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,080 已經成為一種必殺的腿法 607 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,320 收費一千五 608 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,760 閃電無極死光，鹹蛋超人 609 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,360 曾經殺死無數侵略地球的怪獸 610 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,960 跟那些暴君恐龍 611 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,840 1970年代曾經風靡許多青少年 612 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,920 但是我可以告訴你，是假的 613 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,120 世上根本沒有這種武功 614 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,840 那只是拍電影用的，我不說你不知道 615 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,000 但是你放心，童叟無欺 616 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,760 實事求是，是我教拳宗旨 617 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,840 -我… -事先聲明，我收徒弟最重要的 618 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,960 是看他有沒有潛力 619 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,720 所以就算你肯學，我也不一定肯教 620 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,560 -那我先走了 -不要嘛！ 621 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,440 剛剛我們聊得好好的！ 你也聽得很高興嘛！ 622 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,800 -我覺得價錢太貴了 -價錢可以商量嘛！ 623 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,320 我已經賺得很少了 624 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,080 說不定你有潛力，我一毛錢都不收 625 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,480 -真的？ -真的 626 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,920 不…我覺得還是不太好 627 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,280 因為你的腿不太方便的時候 628 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,080 我不想你太操勞了 629 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,440 對不起，打擾了 630 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,520 -[鬼王達發力的呼喝聲] -[重擊聲] 631 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,080 鐵砂掌的至高境界 就是以內力取勝 632 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,920 殺人於無影無形 633 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,240 -原來真的這麼厲害 -我這個人真的很低調 634 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,240 你不要隨便告訴別人 635 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,680 我有絕世武功 就當我是一個普通的瘸子 636 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,520 但是不知道能不能打敗柔道？ 637 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,640 柔道？ 638 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,480 哈哈哈！你不是開玩笑吧！ 639 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,840 當然可以打敗柔道啦！ 640 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,200 中國功夫有數千年的悠久歷史 641 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,720 古語有云：有功夫，無懦夫 642 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,840 -可不可以教我？ -我都說過不一定教了 643 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,400 -不過你儘管告訴我你想學什麼 -我想全部都學 644 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,040 啊？全部都學，很貴的 645 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,000 而且會很辛苦的！ 646 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,160 我不怕 647 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,240 因為我要成為一個最強的人 648 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,960 很好！ [說英語] 649 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,920 就憑你這對充滿鬥志的眼神 我肯定你是有潛力的 650 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,400 廢話少說，馬上付錢，馬上拜師 651 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,800 好！ 652 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,760 [鬼王達]師父，學費 653 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,840 -[何金銀]慢著 -[鬼王達]幹什麼？ 654 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,880 這些都是我的血汗錢 655 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,520 你放心，我明白的 656 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,440 我很快把你訓練成才的 657 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,920 -[何金銀]慢著 -[鬼王達]又什麼事？ 658 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,480 [何金銀]你不是說有潛力 就不收學費嗎？ 659 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,960 [鬼王達]問得好，你等一等 660 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,360 其實這些錢不是我收的 661 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,520 是捐給中國萬千苦難同胞 662 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,880 使到人人不止有書讀 還可以人人有功練 663 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,240 -[何金銀]原來這麼有意義 -[鬼王達]是呀！放下去吧！ 664 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,040 搞定了！ 665 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,840 你終於 成為中國古拳法的弟子 666 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,880 恭喜你！ 667 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,360 -阿麗 -[阿麗]嗨 668 00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,640 上課呀？ 669 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,640 是呀！ 670 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,720 我告訴妳呀，我正在秘密練功夫 671 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,200 真的嗎？ 672 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,720 真的，可以大膽說一句 673 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,680 我已經很厲害了 674 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,680 啊！ [尷尬的笑] 675 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,200 [何金銀笑聲] 676 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,600 所以妳以後碰到什麼麻煩 677 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,800 隨時可以來找我 678 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,560 多晚都沒關係，因為我很晚睡 679 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,120 是不是真的？試試呀！ 680 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,360 [老闆]謝謝！ 681 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,680 阿銀又來了 682 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:29,960 [老闆]小兔崽子 683 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:35,960 阿銀 684 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,200 我叫你洗米，你插來插去 685 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,480 插了半個小時 686 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,760 這些米得罪你啦 687 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,040 還是跟你有殺父之仇？ 688 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,200 就算有，你可以一刀插死他 689 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,640 用不著插來插去的 690 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,360 老闆，我只是在練功 691 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:47,920 練功，是吧？ 692 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,840 你可以找我練呀！你插我呀… 693 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,600 老闆，你有沒有病啊？ 694 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,960 你這臭小子！ 695 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,760 麵來了 696 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,880 喂，這一碟是什麼東西？ 697 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,360 你點的豉椒牛河 698 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,360 我點的是豉椒拌嫩牛河 699 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,360 -我幫你換 -不用…我來處理 700 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,680 你有沒有搞錯… 701 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,920 對不起…我幫你換 702 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,360 別生氣… 703 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,000 實在廚房太忙，忙中有錯 704 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,040 拌嫩牛河馬上到 705 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,640 不能用手去拌啊 706 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,760 慢用！ 707 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,240 你是不是專門搞破壞？ 708 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,680 在客人面前插來插去的 709 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,000 你有沒有道德啊？ 710 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,240 以後碰到這種事情到後面去弄！ 711 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,480 怎麼可以讓客人看到？ 712 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,600 老闆，我最近正在練功夫 713 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,880 所以不知不覺就使出來 714 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,040 你還敢說，事情不好好去做 715 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,960 學人家拜師，練武功，做白日夢 716 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,800 人家看你這麼傻，怎麼會教你武功 717 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,680 他們是想騙你的錢，佔你的便宜 718 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,720 老闆，你不佔我便宜，我就很高興了 719 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,880 [老闆]你說什麼？我佔你便宜？ 720 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,640 我當初看你無父無母 無兄無弟 721 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,240 我才接你回來，給你吃，給你住 722 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,560 你現在還說這種話 723 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,600 不要拍 724 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,880 如果你覺得做得辛苦 725 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,880 就不要做了，你走…走呀… 726 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,240 我少養一個更好 727 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,720 [男聲]我平時跟你鬧著玩，別這樣 728 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,920 幹什麼？你幹什麼？ 729 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000 你要去哪裡？ 730 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,400 別理他，幹活去 731 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,520 [男聲]好了，沒事… 732 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,040 大家繼續吃… 733 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,160 阿銀 734 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,000 每個人都有自己的身分跟尊嚴 735 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,239 你身為中國古拳法的弟子 736 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,880 應該有一套自己的制服 737 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,120 拿去吧！ 738 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,960 師父，你真是我的苦海明燈 739 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,000 別這麼說，這些都是你應得的 740 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,880 你以後穿著這套制服行走江湖 741 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,840 武林中人都要給你三分面子 742 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:28,880 [鬼王達]還有呀！ 743 00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:32,280 這本是我們鎮派之寶《九陰真經》 拿去吧！ 744 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,040 -《九陰真經》？ -[雷聲] 745 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,520 [何金銀]怎麼練這種武功要幪面？ 746 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,600 是嗎？幪著臉表示武功高呀！ 747 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,840 來…坐下… 748 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,760 -師父，你對我太好了 -別說這種話！ 749 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:44,360 今天我給了你 兩樣鎮派之寶 750 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,719 國內的苦難同胞 也應該得到幫助 751 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,000 正所謂中國人嘛 血濃於水 752 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,320 咦？怎麼只有20塊？ 753 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,920 上次教你紮個馬步也捐了五百塊 754 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:53,840 我只有這麼多了！ 755 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,560 你要搞清楚啊！這些錢不是給我的 756 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,200 捐多少錢，憑你的良心 757 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,120 就算你不捐，我也一樣高興 758 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,720 你家裡還有什麼珠寶首飾 外匯、股票，又或者… 759 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,200 師父，你聽我說，我對國內同胞 760 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,280 已經仁至義盡 761 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,600 我已經捐到沒有錢了 762 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,120 你每個月總有薪水領吧！ 763 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,320 那份工作，我做得不怎麼開心 764 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,720 我打算以後可能不幹了 765 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,360 我現在可以說是一無所有 766 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,560 不過難得師父您對我那麼好 767 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,080 我想以後就跟著師父身邊 768 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,960 勤練武功，服侍你老人家 769 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:22,920 [驚訝聲] 770 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,120 師父，說得好好的 771 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,320 您幹嘛突然打個寒顫？ 772 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000 沒什麼 773 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,360 既然你這麼說，沒辦法 774 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,360 跟我來 775 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,920 好，我現在就把《九陰真經》當中 776 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,760 -最厲害的一招教給你 -[何金銀]師父，這個… 777 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,360 上冊沒有的，在下冊裡！ 778 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,800 學不學得成就看你自己 779 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:42,880 相信我，師父，我行的 780 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,080 好，從這裡滾下去 781 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,560 [急促的鼓聲] 782 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,040 [何金銀]嘩！這麼長的樓梯 783 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,680 要我滾下去 這什麼絕招？ 784 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,120 師父，你是說真的還是說笑？ 785 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,040 這一招叫做無敵風火輪 786 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,280 你跟敵人一起滾下去，把他摔死 787 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,360 我死就差不多 788 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,840 不會的！怎麼你這麼笨？ 789 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,240 你要緊緊抱著敵人 790 00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,800 讓他的身體保護著你自己 791 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,400 利用地球的地心吸力 792 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,040 宇宙間的萬有引力 793 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,920 再加上你跟敵人的體重 乘2的加速度 794 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,160 如果你這樣還摔不死他的話 你就回來找我 795 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,880 我…我還是不太明白 796 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,800 阿銀，這一招不是那麼容易練的 797 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,400 危險性也相當高 798 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,760 如果你不學的話，也是人之常情 799 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,640 但是證明你不是練武的材料 800 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,000 以後就不需要來找我了 801 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,040 您不要這麼說嘛！我會盡力而為的 802 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,720 如果你練得成，這麼神奇的話 803 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,680 恭喜你了，你已經成為天下無敵 804 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,440 以後更不需要來找師父了 805 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,360 好，就這麼說定了 806 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,160 去… 807 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,840 [輔助器重擊地面的咔嗒聲] 808 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,920 -師父 -又怎麼了？ 809 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,680 -你現在是不是要跟我分手？ -你想怎麼說都行！ 810 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,720 師父 811 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,600 你不要煩，你想怎麼樣呀？ 812 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,200 這個斯沃琪，我想送給您 813 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,760 這是好東西，平常我都放在口袋裡 814 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,080 塑膠錶值多少錢呀？ 815 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,400 雖然不是很值錢 816 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,800 不過是我去年生日的時候 817 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,800 親戚朋友送給我的 818 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,040 好…謝了… 819 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,120 不客氣 很有紀念價值的！ 820 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,640 -我不會辜負你的 -好了…去死吧 821 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,280 [輔助器撞擊地面的咔嗒聲] 822 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,280 啊？ 823 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,440 不會真的滾下去吧？ 824 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,880 真是笨得要命 825 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,920 [驚叫聲] 826 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,480 [痛呼聲] 827 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,560 好痛呀！ 828 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,560 師父，我看到了 829 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:56,840 你幹什麼？ 830 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,480 這就是無敵風火輪的練習方法 831 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,040 你是故意示範給我看的吧？ 832 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,240 剛才您在上面想也不想 833 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,280 就滾下來的勇氣，實在太帥了 834 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,600 你知不知道我在上面站了多久 835 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,120 就是不敢做，因為太高了 836 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,040 你全看見了，是嗎？ 837 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,720 看見了，好過癮呀！ 838 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,280 這招這麼厲害 839 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,920 我看我還是別練吧，師父 840 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,560 我還是先練那些低層次的好了 841 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,680 不管你怎麼想，我已經示範了一次 842 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,040 你總該意思意思給個紅包吧！ 843 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,240 [何金銀]好呀，沒問題 844 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,520 沒問題就趕快給呀！ 845 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,040 我都流血了，討個彩頭嘛！ 846 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,200 [何金銀]好，來啊 847 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,880 來什麼來，你拿來啊！ 848 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,040 臭小子 849 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,040 [學生的交談聲] 850 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,360 -早 -早 851 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,800 送給妳的 852 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,080 我以前太粗魯，是我不對 853 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,440 算了！ 854 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,960 不如這樣吧！妳到我家來坐坐 855 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,560 我有很多話想跟妳說 856 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,600 我家很寬敞，床又大又舒服 857 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,240 神經病，不要碰我！ 858 00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,960 -妳給我一次機會 -[男聲]不要走 859 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,280 主將，您的眼鏡摔破了 860 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,240 我的亞曼尼破了？ 妳弄壞我的亞曼尼眼鏡？ 861 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,600 [狂叫] 862 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,520 我的亞曼尼… [傷心的叫聲] 863 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,320 主將，不要再叫了 864 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,320 那個女的走很遠了 865 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,640 抓住她 866 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:17,720 [男聲]不要走 867 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,600 -我抓到她了 -[阿麗]喂，放手 868 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,880 妳知不知道我存了多久的錢 才買到這副亞曼尼？ 869 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,800 我靠它去泡妞的 870 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,560 妳要賠給我一副 871 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,600 我數到三，請你放手 872 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,200 一 873 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,640 [黑熊痛呼聲] 874 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,720 我本來是一個 受過高等教育的斯文人 875 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,560 這是妳逼我的 876 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,520 我現在就要妳好看 877 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,560 [何金銀]住手 878 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,240 [何金銀]放開那個女孩 879 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,160 他誰呀？ 880 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:54,640 加菲貓，我最喜歡的 881 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,480 抓住她 882 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,480 你是誰？ 883 00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,920 [何金銀]放開那個女孩 884 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,080 小子，不要裝神弄鬼 885 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,600 把貓頭脫下來 886 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,160 [何金銀]我說放開那個女孩 887 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,880 你不想活了，敢跟我這樣講話 888 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,840 你這隻病貓，跟我爭魚吃 889 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,160 [二男子起哄聲] 890 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,440 -主將出手了 -那一定精彩 891 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,480 [阿麗]打他 892 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,520 [黑熊]一拳就打扁你 893 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,120 -[何金銀]啊！ -[重擊聲] 894 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,320 耶！ 895 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,080 一下就倒下了 896 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,640 不堪一擊，拿把刀把他的面具割開 897 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,680 [令人警惕的音效] 898 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,000 好耶！ 899 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,080 [撕打聲] 900 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,400 [何金銀痛呼聲] 901 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,480 [何金銀痛呼聲] 902 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,880 你們看見了 903 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,720 跟我挑戰的結局只有死路一條 904 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,800 [令人警惕的音效] 905 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,760 阿麗，是誰在打架？ 906 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,560 有一個穿黑衣的幪面人來挑戰黑熊 907 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,240 [阿麗]他真的好勇敢呀！ 908 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,320 我是無敵的 909 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,360 [振奮人心的音樂] 910 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,240 啊！ 911 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,880 我早說過… 912 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,520 沒有人能打敗我 913 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,600 [令人警惕的音效] 914 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,800 [令人警惕的音效] 915 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,720 [男聲]打他… 916 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,200 [黑熊]排山倒海 917 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,480 [何金銀痛呼聲] 918 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,320 [何金銀]無敵風火輪 919 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,040 [男聲]嘩…好厲害 920 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:55,560 [黑熊痛呼聲] 921 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,160 [黑熊驚呼] 922 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,600 [男聲]喂，快跟我過來 923 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,600 抄傢伙去幫忙 924 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,280 躺在下面了 925 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,200 主將… 926 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,680 -[男聲一]你沒事吧？ -[男聲二]主將，你怎麼樣？ 927 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,160 [男聲一]把那小子找出來 928 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,280 [男聲]主將，你沒事吧… 929 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,200 師父說得沒錯 930 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,400 原來幪著臉的功夫真的比較高 931 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,120 我終於打贏了 932 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:18,680 我打贏了 [哭腔] 933 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,480 [警官]到警察局再說 934 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,080 現在告你公眾場所行為不檢 935 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,640 懷疑你是黑社會成員 把那個面具帶回去當證物 936 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,440 嘩…大新聞，有個幪面加菲貓 來救了阿麗 937 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,200 大新聞，幪面加菲貓救了 938 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,040 環球之花阿麗 939 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,520 大新聞！最佳格鬥員黑熊 940 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,200 三年來第一次被打敗 941 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,920 幪面加菲貓用一招無敵風火輪 942 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,400 打敗了柔道部的主將黑熊 943 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,880 下好離手 到底誰是幪面加菲貓？阿麗 944 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 我早就說過不知道誰是幪面人了 945 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,440 -[眾人]哦？ -可以嗎？ 946 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,560 阿麗，不會吧！如果妳不認識他 947 00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,720 -人家怎麼會救妳呢？ -就是嘛！ 948 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,880 別騙人了… 949 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,400 [眾人]快說吧… 950 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,160 [尖叫] 951 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,200 [阿麗]我不知道該怎樣跟妳們說 952 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,080 在我這一生當中 953 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,080 從來就沒有一個人像他這樣 954 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,280 為我挺身而出 955 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,880 我不知道他是誰 956 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,120 我只知道他救了我 957 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,320 而且沒有任何要求 958 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,360 每一次跌倒 他都會再爬起來 959 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,160 他是一個真正勇敢的人 960 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,040 我現在只希望能夠再見到他 961 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,280 讓我當面跟他說一聲謝謝 962 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,520 啊？妳真的不認識他？ 963 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,920 那這下不就沒得賭了 964 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,280 我終於可以再見到你了 965 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,760 你知不知道我等你好久了 966 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,600 等一下，讓我來猜猜你的樣子 967 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,720 你一定是眉毛粗粗的 968 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,280 雙眼炯炯有神 969 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,800 很有男子氣慨 970 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,280 我好緊張喔 971 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,160 完全猜對了，快跟我親個嘴 972 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,480 住手 973 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,720 其實是我救了妳 974 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,320 妳要怎麼樣報答我呢？ 975 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:21,920 [男聲]其實我才是真的 976 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,800 我在房間等妳，拿去吧！ 977 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,000 快拿去啊… 978 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,360 我這人最老實 979 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,520 我是假扮的，我是來揩油的 980 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,560 [尖叫] 981 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:35,600 阿麗 982 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,280 不會吧？ 983 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,120 [眾人]別跑 984 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,640 [何金銀]糟了 985 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,720 [何金銀]阿麗，不用怕 我來救妳了 986 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,680 [阿麗]下流 987 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,680 [老闆]哇，你也來了？ 988 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,520 你真狡猾 躲在這裡想搶先一步？ 989 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,560 [男聲]你懂不懂規矩？ 990 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,680 [男聲]要揩油排後面 991 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,200 我是真的 992 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,600 [男聲]到後面去排隊 993 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,000 [阿麗]計程車 994 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,760 [男聲]想走？天涯海角都會追到妳 995 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:19,760 [何金銀]師父，連你也來了？ 996 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,680 [鬼王達]是呀，來湊熱鬧呀！ 997 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,080 [何金銀]想不到你也是這種人 998 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,760 [鬼王達]這裡全都是這種人呀！ 999 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,400 [何金銀]我不是呀 是我救了那個女的 1000 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,480 [鬼王達]了不起啊？ 1001 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,080 沒有我的指點 你怎麼會有今天？ 1002 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,400 [何金銀]什麼你指點？ 我真的練成了無敵風火輪 1003 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:33,920 [鬼王達]不要說大話了 1004 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,080 這次是你走運 1005 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,360 不會走運一輩子的 1006 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,720 會命都沒有了 1007 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,320 -[何金銀]什麼？ -[鬼王達]騙你的 1008 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,160 [老闆]想不想知道 明天報紙的頭條新聞是什麼？ 1009 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:42,920 -[眾人]什麼？ -[老闆]車子撞山 1010 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,600 [撞擊聲] 1011 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:50,080 [混亂的尖叫] 1012 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,120 幹嘛你要騙我？ 1013 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,800 老兄，人人有功練 1014 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,400 這種事你也會相信 1015 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,040 不騙你騙誰呀？ 1016 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,360 你教我好了，謝謝 1017 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,080 為什麼你到現在才告訴我？ 1018 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,120 你現在才問我呀 1019 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,440 我就現在告訴你呀！ 1020 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,240 你以前又沒有問過我 1021 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,600 難道要我主動告訴你 1022 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,000 老兄，我是騙你的 1023 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,320 你不要相信我 1024 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,600 要知道騙人不是光彩的事 1025 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,600 所以整件事情不是我的錯 1026 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:23,720 是你自己笨呀 1027 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,520 錢呢？你把錢還給我 1028 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,720 笨蛋，把錢還給你還算騙你嗎？ 1029 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,800 死瘸子，你生兒子沒屁眼 1030 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,720 喂，你現在可是人身攻擊 1031 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,200 我就是罵你，怎麼樣？ 1032 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,080 瘸子、老千、色情狂 1033 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,640 縮頭烏龜、軟腳蟹、懦夫 1034 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,360 我不是懦夫，我打敗了黑熊 1035 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,080 我不教你功夫，你能打得贏黑熊？ 1036 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,840 你只不過是騙我，我是靠我自己 1037 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,080 我不給你信心 1038 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,440 你有膽子單挑黑熊？ 1039 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,040 -你有膽子泡阿麗？ -你不要提起阿麗 1040 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,040 怎麼，了不起啊？ 1041 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,280 你有膽子就在阿麗面前 1042 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:52,600 有膽就當著阿麗的面 1043 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:53,640 把面具脫下來 1044 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,360 她不喊救命我就自宮！ 1045 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:56,880 靠自己？ 1046 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,120 你吃屎吧！ 1047 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,520 詛咒你下輩子也瘸了 還做雞 1048 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,440 -你性無能 -做瘸雞 1049 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,160 -你性無能 -做瘸雞 1050 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:05,240 大家快來看啊 1051 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,960 -快來看性無能 -快來看瘸雞 1052 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:08,880 -靠 -靠 1053 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,320 -你再罵 -我就罵 1054 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,760 -手別指 -指你這個死瘸子 1055 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,040 -幹死你 -我也幹死你 1056 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,400 -幹死你三次 -幹死你四、五、六次… 1057 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,440 我呸 1058 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,720 我呸 1059 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,120 你滾吧，臭小子！ 1060 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,000 你出來啊 1061 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,520 信不信我揍你？ 1062 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,560 得花柳病吧！ 1063 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,600 哎呀！ 1064 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,240 阿麗 1065 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,480 阿麗，我一定要老實告訴妳 1066 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,440 其實那天救妳的幪面人就是我 1067 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,520 是你？ 1068 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,560 -你有什麼證據？ -啊？ 1069 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,440 呃… 1070 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,120 想不到連你也想佔我便宜 1071 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,000 你想摸我哪裡？過來摸啊 1072 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,120 真的假的？妳別逗我 1073 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,080 我最討厭就是你這種人渣 1074 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,080 阿麗，我不是妳想的那種人 1075 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,920 -請妳聽我解釋… -[槍聲] 1076 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:58,920 [混亂的尖叫聲] 1077 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,840 不要啊 1078 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,240 [連續的槍聲] 1079 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,840 阿麗…住手呀… 1080 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,000 阿銀 1081 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,040 [阿麗]阿銀？ 1082 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,720 [阿麗]喂…阿銀 1083 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,560 怎麼了？我有事問你 1084 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,760 不關我的事，大姐 1085 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,000 說什麼啊？為什麼一見到我就走？ 1086 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,440 可是我最近比較忙 1087 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,520 喂，你知不知道誰是幪面加菲貓？ 1088 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,000 不知道啊，大姐 1089 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,000 真的不知道？ 1090 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,320 為什麼這麼問？ 1091 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,400 其實我早就應該猜到 1092 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,480 他是一個我認識的人 1093 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,440 猜得好 1094 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,080 你知道他為什麼要幪面？ 1095 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,160 為什麼？ 1096 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,360 因為他不想讓別人知道他是誰 1097 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,760 他不想要別人報答他 1098 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,000 沒錯 1099 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,320 他是一個施恩不望報的奇男子 1100 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,280 他偉大的品格 已經昇華到和耶穌差不多 1101 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,480 但我真的不知道 該怎樣報答他 1102 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:13,720 很簡單，親他 1103 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:14,960 親他？ 1104 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:16,640 妳不用害羞 1105 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,600 現在是二十世紀九零年代 1106 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,280 我們應該將不必要的道德觀念拋開 1107 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,240 妳要相信我 1108 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,400 妳沒有別的選擇 只有親他這一條路 1109 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,440 而且妳要記住 救命之恩是不能不報的 1110 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,120 來，親 1111 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,960 來吧，寶貝 1112 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,280 阿銀，讓我來跟你介紹 1113 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,640 他是我們精英中心空手道的主將 1114 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,640 專程從日本回來教空手道的 1115 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,440 [阿麗笑聲] 1116 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,680 我們是老同學 1117 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,280 能夠再見面好開心 1118 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,760 就是他幪面救我的 1119 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,840 不要提那件事 妳朋友在那邊找妳 1120 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,000 真的嗎？那你們聊聊吧 1121 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,600 你是不是精英中心的人？ 1122 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,040 不是 1123 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:06,800 我不希望阿麗跟一個垃圾在一起 1124 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,360 所以你最好離她遠一點 1125 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,800 垃圾是不是指我？ 1126 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,200 是的 1127 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,160 [阿麗]喂，聊完了沒有？ 1128 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,920 薇薇安說在那邊等我們一起走 1129 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,360 有機會再見面 1130 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,400 阿麗，其實妳有沒有問清楚… 1131 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,720 阿銀，謝謝你剛才給我的意見 1132 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,440 [何金銀]弄到這個下場 真是太不應該 1133 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,760 我明明叫阿麗親我的 1134 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,080 誰知道她親了他 1135 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,920 這就等於親手把自己的最愛 1136 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,760 奉獻給那個四眼田雞 1137 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,240 這個打擊實在是太大了 [笑聲] 1138 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,320 不過憑我一身頑強的意志力 1139 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,560 應該可以撐得住 1140 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:49,800 沒擋到你吧，老兄？ 1141 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,360 [男聲]不礙事，這是放垃圾的 1142 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,720 你想待多久就待多久 1143 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,320 你說什麼也傷不了我 1144 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,760 因為我現在已經發瘋了 1145 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,480 一、二… 芝芝喳、呯呯把… 1146 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,560 再來… 1147 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:04,240 芝芝喳，呯呯把… 1148 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,560 站住 1149 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:09,880 [笑聲] 1150 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,320 [何金銀]不要跑 1151 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,320 [鬼王達]老兄，你想幹什麼？ 1152 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,600 還錢是不可能的，現在工作也丟了 1153 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,000 只有爛命一條，要你就拿去 1154 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,880 不要吵 我有正經事要跟你說 1155 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,240 你知道 我才是那個幪面加菲貓 1156 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,480 -是 -是我救了阿麗 1157 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,960 但是現在她誤會了 1158 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:31,200 她以為是另外一個…什麼大師兄 1159 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:35,280 所以我就想請你去幫我澄清一下 我怕她被人騙 1160 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,840 好，改天我碰到她，我告訴她 1161 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,040 謝謝，不行 1162 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,760 不要碰到再說 要專程走過去跟她說 1163 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,840 好，等一下我專程走過去跟她說 1164 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:44,960 等一等 1165 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,000 我現在跟你一起去 1166 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,000 喂… 1167 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:51,400 阿銀，以你現在的身分地位 1168 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,000 你走過去跟她說，你是黑衣幪面人 1169 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,400 豈不是大材小用！ 1170 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,400 乾脆你跟她說 1171 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,040 你是美國總統，好不好？ 1172 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,840 總統？我看過一陣子再說 1173 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,720 現在先把這件事說清楚，走… 1174 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,560 唉喲 你不要瘋了，好不好？ 1175 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,360 你現在這個樣子 說什麼也沒人相信，走吧！ 1176 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,000 怎麼辦？ 我現在真的是生無可戀 1177 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:13,480 那去死好了 1178 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,400 也好，但是在臨死之前 1179 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,760 也要揍那個大師兄一頓 1180 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,880 因為他說我是垃圾 1181 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,880 你是垃圾呀！你看… 1182 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:22,960 來…你看這些垃圾… 1183 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:27,000 [鬼王達]顏色跟你多麼相配 1184 00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,000 你可千萬別說你自己不是垃圾 1185 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,640 我證明我不是 我去揍他一頓 1186 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,760 好呀！你去揍他一頓 1187 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,640 -順便幫我揍一下 -再教我功夫 1188 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,560 我都說我是騙你的 1189 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,760 你怎麼還來呀？你真下賤 1190 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,880 你騙我都能夠打贏 1191 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,000 就再騙我一次好了 1192 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,160 我早跟你說過，你是靠運氣的 1193 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,320 你相信也好，不相信也好 1194 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,920 請你以後不要再來找我了，馬上滾 1195 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:47,960 你是騙我還是不騙？ 1196 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,200 不騙…想怎樣？ 1197 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,200 那我要弄花你的臉 1198 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,400 你敢？ 1199 00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:58,680 臭小子，我是個知書達禮的人 1200 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,520 以後不會再騙人了，你聽見沒有？ 1201 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,360 -消失… -[重擊聲] 1202 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,000 [氣氛凝重的音樂] 1203 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,800 大師兄，空手道大師兄在不在？ 叫他出來 1204 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,680 外賣仔 好久沒看到你送奶茶了 1205 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,360 是呀，最近有點咳嗽 所以休息一下 1206 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,560 雜貨店老闆 你不是已經走了嗎？ 1207 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,120 幹嘛又折回來？ 1208 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:27,520 捨不得妳呀，瑪麗 1209 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,640 是不是真的？ 1210 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,040 妳喜不喜歡我泡妳呀？ 1211 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,280 先請我看電影吧！ 1212 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,440 好呀！那就看《弄濕瑪麗》 1213 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,800 你請我媽看好了 1214 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,640 也好呀！妳爸不介意嗎？ 1215 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,720 下流 1216 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,800 什麼下流，這叫做風流呀！ 1217 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,400 [何金銀、鬼王達大笑] 1218 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:45,200 先別泡妞了 1219 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,920 你看我今天殺氣這麼重 1220 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,640 被你這樣一逗，你說我多尷尬 1221 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,600 大師兄在哪裡？ 1222 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,080 他跟陳主任正在開會 1223 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,560 幫我把這封信交給他，走 1224 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,400 喂…過來 [壓低聲音] 1225 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:06,720 哦，原來他在這裡 1226 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:07,840 噓 1227 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,600 [陳主任]我們精英中心的格鬥技擊 1228 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,400 在東南亞是首屈一指的 1229 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,760 有這麼好的成績 1230 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,320 全靠我們四個部門的主將 1231 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,200 這位是跆拳道的主將 1232 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,400 他的雙腿已經比雙手靈活 1233 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,680 可以在 不可思議的角度踢中對方 1234 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,600 這位是劍道部的主將 1235 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,080 他出劍快如閃電 1236 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,840 威力猶如開山劈石 1237 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,480 這位是西洋拳的主將 1238 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,440 他的右勾拳 擊出去的時候有878磅 1239 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,280 柔道部的主將黑熊 1240 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,240 連續三屆 連任本中心的傑出格鬥員 1241 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,160 啊！你就是被幪面人打敗的黑熊 1242 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,600 很高興認識你呀！ 1243 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,840 其實董事會這一次請我從日本回來 1244 00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:50,920 是要我重組中心 1245 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:55,040 我認為空手道是世界上最強的武術 1246 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,960 所以我覺得精英中心裡面 1247 00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:00,720 就只應該有 1248 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,000 空手道的存在 1249 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,120 你這什麼意思呀？ 1250 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,040 只有你空手道，那我們怎麼辦？ 1251 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,320 唉 1252 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,560 問得好，如果各位有興趣的話 1253 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,160 可以加入我們空手道部門 1254 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,760 不過要先經過選拔 1255 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,480 因為我只喜歡訓練精英 1256 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,360 絕對不會接受垃圾 1257 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,320 看我幹嘛？你把我當垃圾？ 1258 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,720 不是…不要誤會，我不是針對你 1259 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,720 我是說在座的各位都是垃圾 1260 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,720 [黑熊]你這混蛋 1261 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:26,560 [重擊聲] 1262 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,480 [骨折的聲音] 1263 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,200 要不要這麼誇張啊？ 1264 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,240 怎麼樣？你在想什麼？ 1265 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,040 那封挑戰書燒掉好了 1266 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,080 [陳主任]我早就說過嘛 1267 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,640 這票人根本就是垃圾 1268 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,920 早應該把他們趕出中心的 [賠笑] 1269 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:40,960 信呢？ 1270 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,240 幸好還在，快點燒了… 1271 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,640 [驚訝聲] 1272 00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,680 你這個瘸子 我已經把你趕出中心了 1273 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,680 你怎麼還有臉回來呢？ 1274 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:49,640 我明白了 1275 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,640 你是不是想佔點便宜要點錢呢？ 1276 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:55,160 來…我給你點錢，你拿了錢走人了 1277 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,560 我告訴你！ 請你不要再當我是乞丐，行不行？ 1278 00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,120 我已經不是精英中心的人了 1279 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,040 我不必再看你的臉色了 1280 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,640 我今天來這裡來 是以中國古拳法掌門人的身分 1281 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,080 挑戰你空手道的大師兄 1282 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,120 你被鬼附身了 1283 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,840 [大師兄]在1974年 1284 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:09,000 第一次在東南亞 1285 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,400 打自由搏擊就得了冠軍 1286 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,520 1980年 1287 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,400 打贏了日本重炮手雷龍 1288 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,000 接著連續三年 1289 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,120 橫掃日本的空手道高手 1290 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,480 贏得全日本自由搏擊冠軍 1291 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:25,800 中國古拳法，被譽為空手道的剋星 1292 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,080 綽號“魔鬼筋肉人” 1293 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,520 你真的是… 1294 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,960 沒錯，這就是魔鬼筋肉人 1295 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:36,440 當年比賽的造型 1296 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:37,560 不過很可惜 1297 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,800 在1988年那場中日大賽 1298 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:43,200 被我師父打斷腿以後，就銷聲匿跡 1299 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:49,320 退出江湖，自暴自棄，坑蒙拐騙 1300 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:55,040 你現在是個瘸子，而且又一把年紀 你還跟人家挑什麼戰？ 1301 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:56,360 挑戰？ 1302 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,400 挑戰的不是我，是他 1303 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,480 中國古拳法 第二代大弟子何金銀 1304 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,080 就憑這個垃圾？ 1305 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,600 對，有膽量就給我一個月時間 1306 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,160 我會把他訓練成一個最強的人 1307 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,960 只有空手道才是地球上最強的武術 1308 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:13,920 只要我鬼王達一天沒死 1309 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,200 空手道永遠排在我後面 1310 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,400 有沒有膽量打？ 1311 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,640 有毛病… 1312 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,040 我接受你的挑戰，不過我有個條件 1313 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:21,520 如果我打贏他的話 1314 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,640 我要中國古拳法從此在地球消失 1315 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,040 好，不過如果你輸了 1316 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,400 我要中國古拳法 堂堂正正入主環球體育中心 1317 00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,760 -一言為定 -還有 1318 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,200 主任 你拿了我兩打印度神油 1319 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,440 麻煩也把錢付清給我 1320 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,880 [何金銀]師父 原來你以前這麼威風 1321 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,320 [鬼王達]我說過我一向低調的 1322 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,840 [何金銀]但也別胡亂幫我答應決鬥 1323 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,080 簡直是要我去送死 1324 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,360 [鬼王達]說起來真要謝謝你呀！ 1325 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,920 不是你拿著菜刀架著我 1326 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,160 我根本一輩子也沒有想到 1327 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,800 原來做這件事有百利而無一害 1328 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,600 萬一打贏了，我們中國古拳法 就可以重振聲威 1329 00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,840 就算你被人打死了 1330 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,200 你現在趕快買一份人壽保險 1331 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,360 受益人寫我的名字 1332 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:54,560 那始終對你有利，我呢？ 1333 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:55,960 這樣可以證明你不是垃圾 1334 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,720 我本來就是垃圾，我不會不承認的 1335 00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,840 -師父有辦法的 -什麼辦法？ 1336 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,440 哪有那麼快想到的？ 1337 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:02,960 那我先走了 1338 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,240 以後有機會再合作吧！ 1339 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,680 好了，就這樣決定了 1340 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:08,880 那個妞沒了 1341 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,840 我打，死就死 打死我算了 1342 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,400 這才對嘛！ 1343 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:15,880 [總監]你們看 1344 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:20,240 今年《歡樂今晚》的收視率屢創新低 1345 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,320 你們快想想辦法，提供一點意見 1346 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,440 [男聲]我今天看見這條新聞 1347 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,480 自殺式挑戰，會打死人的 1348 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,160 [總監]不是吧？打死人，夠噱頭 1349 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,800 [總監]我們《歡樂今晚》 很榮幸能夠主辦 1350 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,440 [總監]這個《歡天喜地擂台夜》 1351 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,280 兩位參賽者 分別是我右手邊的 1352 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:38,640 中國古拳法第二代大弟子外賣仔先生 1353 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:40,600 我叫何金銀 1354 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,680 原來外賣仔還有個綽號，叫什麼銀的 1355 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,160 在我左手邊的參賽者 1356 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,480 是連續三年空手道冠軍 1357 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,400 斷水流大師兄 1358 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,520 在比賽前雙方都已經簽下了生死狀 1359 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,920 他們到底為什麼要打呢？ 1360 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,360 我也不知道 1361 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,080 我也想好好問問他們 1362 01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,080 對了，外賣仔先生 1363 01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,240 有很多人形容你這一次 是自殺式的挑戰 1364 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,640 [總監]你究竟是為了什麼 1365 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,720 會做出這麼悲壯的決定呢？ 1366 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:11,840 [記者們]請看一下這邊… 1367 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,160 -[男聲]這邊… -[何金銀]其實… 1368 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:14,680 [男聲]謝謝… 1369 01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,040 其實我只是想… 1370 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,680 線沒插，笨蛋 1371 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,000 大師兄 你是不是第一次上電視參加比賽？ 1372 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,960 沒錯，這一次我會 讓電視台轉播這場比賽 1373 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,640 是因為我想推廣本派的空手道 1374 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,680 而任何對於武術有益的活動 1375 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,680 我都會極力去支持 1376 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,360 外面有一些有趣的傳聞 1377 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,960 說你曾經以幪面人的身分 1378 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,600 上演過一齣英雄救美 1379 01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:41,800 其實我幪面的目的 1380 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:42,880 就是不想讓人家知道 1381 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,040 既然大家有興趣知道的話 1382 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,160 我就告訴大家 1383 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,320 我從小在日本長大 1384 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,400 我的偶像就是幪面超人 1385 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:51,720 從那個時候開始 1386 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,920 我就經常戴著各種不同的面具 1387 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,000 希望以後能夠鋤強扶弱 1388 01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,320 儆惡懲奸 1389 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:02,480 但是我怎麼也沒想到 1390 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,960 當天我所救的人 1391 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,520 竟然是 我一生中最愛的女神 1392 01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,120 他在說妳耶 1393 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,440 其實阿麗 我真的很高興能再見到妳 1394 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,920 我也想不到我心目中的英雄 1395 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,680 會在那個時候出現，及時救了我 1396 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,440 想起當時的情況，真的好危險 1397 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:26,960 如果不是你的出現 1398 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,640 我真不知道該怎麼辦 1399 01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,440 [大師兄]雖然這麼久沒有看到妳 1400 01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,080 我還記得妳最喜歡的顏色是紅色 1401 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,440 你最喜歡的顏色是黑色 1402 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,000 妳最喜歡吃的是紅豆糕 1403 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,160 [捏碎玻璃聲] 1404 01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:43,200 你最喜歡吃的是芥茉醬 1405 01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,600 好浪漫 1406 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:59,600 [歌曲《情花開》] ♪情花開，開燦爛，情義誓永無限♪ 1407 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:08,240 ♪夜鶯歌，聲美曼，吐露熱愛彌漫♪ 1408 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:14,720 [二人]♪情花嬌，鳥語醉♪ 1409 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,200 [二人]♪春色充滿世間♪ 1410 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:22,800 [二人]♪同相親，永不分離♪ 1411 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,680 [二人]♪我倆愛不變幻♪ 1412 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,280 [苦笑] 1413 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,680 [大師兄音]我今天真的非常開心 1414 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:32,720 [阿麗]我又何嘗不是 1415 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:37,360 阿麗，我想藉這個機會向妳求婚 1416 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,240 希望妳會答應 1417 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,440 [阿麗笑聲] 1418 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,760 咦？生氣啊？ 1419 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,280 女朋友沒有了 1420 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,520 放開那個女孩子 1421 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,640 你幹什麼？發羊癲瘋？ 1422 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,720 你說謊，你不是一個誠實的人 1423 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,320 你只是一個 虛偽的四眼田雞 1424 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,240 [男聲]冷靜點… 1425 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,080 阿麗…妳不要相信他 1426 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,520 其實那天救妳的人是我 1427 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,680 阿麗，先讓開 1428 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,160 -怎麼了？ -[大師兄]你這個垃圾 1429 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:12,800 我給你機會跟我一起上擂台 1430 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,440 你不但不感謝我，反而中傷我 1431 01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,520 到時候在擂台我一定不會留情 1432 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,040 我也不會留情 1433 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:21,480 到時候我會打到你流鼻血 1434 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,080 我會打死你 1435 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,040 說得好，太好了 1436 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,800 明天我會用這一句做頭條新聞 1437 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,040 再說一次 1438 01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:30,800 -打死你 -好呀！ 1439 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:36,560 [指甲抓木板的刺耳聲音] 1440 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,920 廢話少說，外賣仔並不是自殺 1441 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,280 我魔鬼筋肉人更非浪得虛名 1442 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,880 一個月之後 你們將會見識到 1443 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,920 我們中國古拳法的厲害 1444 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:56,560 地獄式死亡特訓明天正式展開 1445 01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,360 阿銀，我們走 1446 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,160 [二人痛呼聲] 1447 01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,120 [鬼王達]幹嘛站我後面？ 你是不是同性戀？ 1448 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,320 -你不是要走嗎？ -走這邊啦，臭小子 1449 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,880 [鬼王達]不要拍…對不起，讓一讓 1450 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,680 打完三個回合 你沒有死就當我輸 1451 01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,600 我用性命跟你賭 比賽結束後我一定能站著 1452 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,760 [男聲]等一下…再拍幾張照吧！ 1453 01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,920 阿麗，別理那個瘋子 1454 01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:22,040 他胡說八道，來，先把戒指戴上 1455 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,840 我想…我不能戴 1456 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,800 為什麼？難道妳不相信我？ 1457 01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,080 我相信你，不過… 1458 01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,160 別這樣！不管怎麼樣 1459 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,240 今天晚上先到我家 1460 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,080 我們好好聊聊，好不好？ 1461 01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,280 給我一點時間 1462 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:37,840 薇薇安，我們走 1463 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,160 好啊！ 1464 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,040 打死人？能做到才說 1465 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,160 [大師兄]行不行？ 1466 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:01,760 [尖叫] 1467 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,280 各位觀眾，我們收到線報 1468 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,200 魔鬼筋肉人的地獄式死亡特訓 1469 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,800 從這一秒鐘馬上就要正式開始了 1470 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,000 所以我們在第一時間 1471 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,400 來到訓練現場做直擊報導 1472 01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:28,960 我們發現這個地方陰森恐怖 1473 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,720 令人不寒而慄，我帶你們四周看看 1474 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:38,760 -魚丸很彈牙喔！ -是嗎？ 1475 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:39,760 你試試看 1476 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,840 -怎麼樣？ -好厲害 1477 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,080 [男聲]兩位 你們的地獄式死亡特訓… 1478 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,640 -正在進行呀！ -吃過了沒有？ 1479 01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,600 -沒有 -坐 1480 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:47,520 來，坐… 1481 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:48,480 多加一份鵝腸吧！ 1482 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:49,600 -你吃不吃鵝腸？ -好呀！ 1483 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:50,680 多加一份鵝腸 1484 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:53,760 是不是在拍我們？那要先給紅包 1485 01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:55,440 我的豬肝呢？ 1486 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:56,480 在鍋底吧！ 1487 01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,120 沒有，我剛放上面煮的呀！ 1488 01:06:58,360 --> 01:06:59,600 -是不是你吃了？ -沒有，我真的沒有 1489 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:00,600 -你沒有？ -發誓沒有 1490 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:01,640 你不要給我耍花樣 1491 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:02,760 這是什麼東西？ 1492 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:03,880 豬肝怎麼會在我口袋裡？ 1493 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,120 人的忍耐是有限度的 1494 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:07,960 看到了…我看到了 1495 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,160 他們練得怎麼樣？ 1496 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,520 在吃火鍋呀！ 1497 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:12,120 吃火鍋？ 1498 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,960 是呀，還叫了兩盤鵝腸 1499 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:15,280 還有很多魚丸 1500 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,000 還連殼煮了個雞蛋下去 1501 01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,480 說可以吸收熱氣，沒那麼燥熱 1502 01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:21,080 不如今天晚上我們也吃火鍋 1503 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:22,040 試一下連雞蛋殼放… 1504 01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:23,200 閉嘴 1505 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,080 在搞什麼花樣？ 1506 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:27,640 現在距離比賽還有兩個星期 1507 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:28,960 到底何金銀的地獄式死亡特訓 1508 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,000 進展到什麼程度？ 1509 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:31,000 我們現在去看看 1510 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,520 來吧，寶貝，讓我們一起找點樂子 1511 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,120 [何金銀]不要跑… 1512 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,600 不是開玩笑的，真的只是在玩 1513 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:58,000 我猜他們不是有神經病 1514 01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,440 就是有陰謀 1515 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,480 不管他們玩什麼花樣 1516 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:02,680 我一定要打敗他 1517 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:06,360 [歌曲《容易受傷的女人》] ♪情難自禁，我卻其實屬於♪ 1518 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:09,680 ♪極度容易受傷的女人♪ 1519 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,640 ♪不要不要不要驟來驟去♪ 1520 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:50,840 [醫生]今晚我只是來坐坐 1521 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:52,120 做做樣子而已，對吧？ 1522 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,680 不是啊，聽說今晚真會打死人 1523 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:56,399 -你最好準備一下 -不會吧？ 1524 01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:57,399 [總監]什麼不會？ 1525 01:08:57,479 --> 01:08:59,840 總之一會兒那個外賣仔中招受傷之後 1526 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,520 由救護車送到醫院的過程 1527 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,920 多拍點特寫，千萬別把血擦掉 1528 01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:05,760 一定要拍到血流如注的鏡頭 1529 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,120 如果他死了呢？ 1530 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,240 如果他死了，你加薪、我升職 1531 01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:11,279 大家開香檳，耶！ 1532 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:14,200 這場比賽雙方實力很懸殊 1533 01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:15,160 你會不會手下留情呢？ 1534 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,800 [大師兄]我們在擂台上會全力以赴 1535 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,880 對方是什麼情況，我們不會理會的 1536 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,680 你有沒有想過 會失手打死人呀？ 1537 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,800 無可奉告 1538 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,720 聽說電視台 這次是以打死人作噱頭 1539 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:25,640 來提高收視率的？ 1540 01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,600 完全是謠言，沒有這種事 1541 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,520 對方沒有準備，會不會是故弄玄虛？ 1542 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,080 其實已經練好了必勝的絕招？ 1543 01:09:31,279 --> 01:09:32,319 [鏡片碎裂聲] 1544 01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:34,000 [男聲]萬一你輸了有什麼打算？ 1545 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,120 像你體格這麼好 1546 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,840 有沒有考慮去拍三級片呀？ 1547 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:40,000 [男聲驚叫] 1548 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,640 我是不會拍三級片的 1549 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,120 要拍也只會拍功夫片 1550 01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,680 [眾人]等一下… 1551 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:49,960 [陳主任]對不起… 1552 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:52,520 所以說世界上就這麼多瘋子 1553 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,480 會問這麼愚蠢的問題 1554 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:55,880 怎麼可能打輸呢？ 1555 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,600 這勝敗怎麼可能從外表… 1556 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,560 何金銀到底在搞什麼鬼呀？ 1557 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,480 喂…你沒事吧？ 1558 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:08,960 阿麗呢？怎麼還沒來？ 1559 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:13,520 喂…你不是怕了吧？ 你千萬不要現在才怕 1560 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,440 我把所有錢押你贏 1561 01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:17,400 不行 我還是拿回幾千塊… 1562 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:18,760 誰說我害怕？ 1563 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:23,440 各位，還有十分鐘入場，準備一下 1564 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:25,720 阿銀 1565 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,640 雖然我們幾個都押了 一百塊錢買大師兄贏 1566 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,400 但是我們內心都是支持你的 1567 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,200 這件戰袍是我們幾個 1568 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:36,840 連夜趕工做給你的 1569 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,120 [何金銀]謝謝，在上台之前 1570 01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:42,760 我想見阿麗最後一面 1571 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,880 我出去看過，她還沒有來 1572 01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:46,200 準備好了沒有？ 1573 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:47,960 [何金銀]嗯 1574 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,800 [掌聲] 1575 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:51,840 第一回合，開始 1576 01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:05,280 [慘叫] 1577 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:07,080 [肢體撕裂的聲音] 1578 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:13,640 我好害怕，薇薇安 1579 01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:15,480 不要怕，還有一分鐘 1580 01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:16,440 時間剛剛好 1581 01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,480 我不希望他們兩個打擂台 1582 01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:18,800 [薇薇安]妳不是來 替大師兄加油的嗎？ 1583 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,240 不行，我一定要叫阿銀不要打 1584 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:23,040 [悶響] 1585 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,280 -[男聲]怎麼搞的？ -[薇薇安]怎麼會這樣？ 1586 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,400 [阿麗]有沒有搞錯？ 偏偏這個時候壞掉 1587 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,640 -外面有沒有人？救命呀！ -[薇薇安]阿麗… 1588 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,040 [掌聲] 1589 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,640 所有攝影機準備 1590 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:49,960 歡樂今晚之歡天喜地擂台夜 1591 01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:52,960 現在開始了… 1592 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:55,160 首先出場的是 1593 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,120 日本斷水流空手道大師兄 1594 01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:58,960 外號“人間兇器” 1595 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,680 空手道講求一擊必殺 1596 01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:01,920 而高手都能夠 1597 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,200 練到全身都是殺人兇器 1598 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,760 他們摧殘敵人身體 就好像破冰 1599 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,360 斷木 1600 01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:09,960 裂石、劈樽一樣 1601 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:12,920 而大師兄 更是高手中的佼佼者 1602 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,320 [解說員二]如果外賣仔 被大師兄打中 1603 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,160 一定會像西瓜般稀巴爛 1604 01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:18,680 [解說員一]沒錯 不過光說是沒有用的 1605 01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:21,920 大家請把相機拿出來 拭目以待啦 1606 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,640 [解說員二]接下來出場的是 是代表中國古拳法的外賣仔 1607 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:31,360 他師父“魔鬼筋肉人” 當年號稱空手道剋星，大有來頭 1608 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,520 但是根據資料顯示 1609 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:34,160 外賣仔 除了泡奶茶了得之外 1610 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,920 根本沒有練過什麼功夫 1611 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,160 所以這一次的挑戰 被認為是存心自殺 1612 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:40,080 究竟受了什麼打擊 他會這麼做呢？ 1613 01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:41,120 至今仍然是個謎 1614 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,080 但是 看他今天的造型，殺氣騰騰 1615 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:44,360 一副胸有成竹的樣子 1616 01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:46,760 更讓我們謎上加謎 1617 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:47,920 你真棒，我支持你 1618 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,160 謝謝妳，大嬸 1619 01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:50,240 你要加油，我下了大注 1620 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,640 -買你在第一回合倒下 -[男聲]這位大嬸麻煩妳下去… 1621 01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,200 [大嬸]你要記住，第一回合要倒下 1622 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:55,240 我盡力而為吧！ 1623 01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:59,720 [解說員一]歡迎兩位英勇的鬥士 1624 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,200 [掌聲] 1625 01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:03,760 [解說員一]等一下兩位就要 進行三個回合的血戰 1626 01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,680 [解說員二]我們怕待會拍不到照片 1627 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:07,560 所以趁外賣仔先生 還健在的時候 1628 01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:08,840 先拍一張留念吧！ 1629 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,880 [男聲]兩位 請擺個姿勢照張相，謝謝 1630 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:16,600 [何金銀模擬鹹蛋超人發招聲] 1631 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:22,840 請看這邊 1632 01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:29,640 [何金銀模仿機槍槍聲] 1633 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,360 各位記者的投票結果 已經在我的手上了 1634 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,760 最佳造型得主就是外賣仔先生 1635 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,360 [眾人歡呼] 1636 01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:43,920 [女聲]好了… 1637 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,520 我們現在請 斷水流空手道大師兄來頒這個獎 1638 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,080 大師兄，拍照時給點笑容！ 1639 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,520 笑一個嘛，對了… 1640 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,360 [眾人]好耶！ 1641 01:13:58,880 --> 01:13:59,800 謝謝 1642 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,200 創意無限，果然實至名歸！ 1643 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,880 這樣都被你想到，我們先照相 1644 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,520 （第一回合） 1645 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:18,360 看來雙方已經準備就緒 1646 01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:21,080 慘烈的屠殺是在所難免的了 1647 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,160 比賽正式開始 1648 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,240 一開始大師兄 就像猛虎出閘一樣 1649 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,200 拳來拳往 腳來腳往，雙方戰得… 1650 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,040 -喂… -啊？ 1651 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,280 [大師兄畫外音]他把臉轉過去 到底想怎麼樣？ 1652 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:49,680 一定有詭計 1653 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,040 [雷聲] 1654 01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,520 [鬼王達]阿銀，拳腳方面 1655 01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:55,280 不論你怎麼練 都不是大師兄的對手 1656 01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:58,400 所以我這次要教你的 是中國古拳法裡面的最高境界 1657 01:14:58,480 --> 01:14:59,400 心理戰術 1658 01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:01,280 在這個月裡面，我們天天吃喝玩樂 1659 01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:03,440 玩得越高興，大師兄他就越懷疑 1660 01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:06,160 一個月下來 再加上你現在背對著他 1661 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,840 [鬼王達畫外音]擔保第一個回合 大師兄絕對不敢走近你 1662 01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:10,640 [大師兄畫外音]他存心引我過去 1663 01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:12,080 不過我沒理由怕他 1664 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:13,320 說什麼也要硬上 1665 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:19,320 [鬼王達畫外音] 糟糕，難道嚇不到他？ 1666 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,360 還不打他，玩死我了，下面說話啊 1667 01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:26,960 [解說員一] 他們動也不動，叫我怎麼說？ 1668 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:28,320 所有鏡頭對準播報員 1669 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,280 你們兩個怎麼精彩怎麼說 1670 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,480 害我被炒魷魚 我就買兇殺死你們 1671 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:33,720 我真的不知道該怎麼說 1672 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:34,960 照著讀吧 1673 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,120 [解說員一]倚天屠龍記 1674 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,160 不會說也要說！快說呀！ 1675 01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:40,360 -[解說員二]沒辦法，先頂著 -這次可真是要我老命！ 1676 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:41,720 金毛獅王，不… 1677 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:43,680 大師兄突然打出一招 1678 01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,680 崆峒派鎮山絕學七傷拳 1679 01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:49,240 所謂一面七傷，七者皆傷 1680 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,120 真要命呀！ 1681 01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:52,320 [解說員一]我都不知道在說什麼 [壓低聲音] 1682 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,400 [總監]很好…繼續胡扯下去 [透過對講機說話] 1683 01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:57,440 [二人]嗯 1684 01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,960 [收音機里的男聲]張無忌… 不，外賣仔不慌不忙 1685 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,320 雙掌運圓成盾 1686 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,440 使出乾坤大挪移 將七傷拳威力化解無形 1687 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:05,360 [阿麗]不會吧！使出乾坤大挪移？ 1688 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:07,320 外賣仔連消帶打，大喝一聲 1689 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:09,680 剎那間，擂台上鬼影重重 1690 01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:11,960 滿場都是外賣仔的身影 1691 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:13,360 大師兄根本就沒辦法 1692 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:15,560 分得出哪一個 才是外賣仔的真身 1693 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:18,000 只見大師兄眉頭一皺 1694 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:21,160 計上心頭，左腳踏地 1695 01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:23,640 大叫一聲 “老師公大顯威靈” 1696 01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:25,840 -原來他請神上身 -[書本落地聲] 1697 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:28,840 [解說員二]沒關係，我還有 1698 01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:32,640 大師兄嬌喘一聲 倒在外賣仔的懷裡 1699 01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:35,120 在這個時候 大師兄眼如微絲 1700 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,320 濕潤的雙唇微微張開 1701 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,080 口中噴出有如蘭花… 1702 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,560 《金瓶梅》？ 1703 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,000 不用怕，繼續唸 1704 01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,560 [收音機里的男聲]對著如斯尤物 佛也會動心 1705 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:49,640 -有沒有搞錯？ -[收音機里的男聲]他一手抱腰 1706 01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:53,520 另一隻手 偷偷從大師兄的胸襟滑入 1707 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:55,800 在她豐滿的雙峰附近 1708 01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:57,760 周圍任意游走 1709 01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,640 而大師兄的慾火 再也控制不住 1710 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:02,600 你這個臭小子，住口 1711 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:04,320 [鬆一口氣] 1712 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,600 忍你很久了 你在胡說什麼？ 1713 01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:07,280 為何說這些？ 1714 01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:09,440 大哥，我也不想的 1715 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,960 可是你不動，我又要說，我很為難的 1716 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,160 你他媽的是怎麼做旁述的？ 1717 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:15,560 你他媽的罵什麼罵？ 1718 01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:16,760 你這混蛋 1719 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,440 -別吵了，當給我面子 -他媽的亂說 1720 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:22,120 還罵，大家都是混口飯吃而已 1721 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,640 -大家少說一句 -你幫他？ 1722 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,000 [鐘聲] 1723 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:25,960 別攔著我 1724 01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:27,560 -第一回合結束 -[觀眾的喧鬧聲] 1725 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:29,920 [掌聲] 1726 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,280 [眾人]耶！ 1727 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:32,800 怎麼樣？沒事吧！ 1728 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,840 我好害怕 1729 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:36,560 不怕…傻小子 1730 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,560 -大師兄 -我知道了 1731 01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:41,360 背對著我，嚇唬我，想拖延時間 1732 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:42,840 待會我就從背後打倒你 1733 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,320 這個外賣仔真的不怕死 1734 01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:47,720 （第二回合） [掌聲] 1735 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:50,200 [鐘聲] 1736 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,000 [石子在燈箱裡滾動的聲音] 1737 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:07,240 你又在裝神弄鬼？ 1738 01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:09,360 [錘子凌空飛旋的聲音] 1739 01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:14,840 [勁風聲] 1740 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,600 這算不算犯規？ 他拿了一把鎚子拋來拋去 1741 01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:19,080 還拿一把刀耶 1742 01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:20,800 他在台下拿把刀關你什麼事？ 1743 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:22,320 那飛上來插到我怎麼辦？ 1744 01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:24,200 插到以後再說吧！ 1745 01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:25,840 到時自然有法律會制裁他 1746 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,800 你們兩個趕快打，好不好？ 我們都快悶死了 1747 01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:30,680 哼 1748 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:32,440 [雷聲] 1749 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,600 阿銀，如果第一回合過得了關 1750 01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:35,960 他一定心浮氣躁 1751 01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:38,680 第二回合我們再將心理戰術昇華 嚇死他 1752 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,520 不管你搞什麼鬼，我都要打死你 1753 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:41,720 [擲暗器的勁風聲] 1754 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,000 [活潑的音樂] 1755 01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:45,000 我沒有眼花吧？ 大師兄中了一拳 1756 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:46,360 [大師兄]裁判，你看到了？ 1757 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,160 死瘸子，不要玩花樣 1758 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,520 要不然我下台連你一塊打 1759 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:50,480 -[大師兄]哎呀 -[重擊聲] 1760 01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:55,120 [大師兄怒吼] 1761 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:57,080 [何金銀]哇！ 1762 01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:58,680 [大師兄]啊？ 1763 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,200 [何金銀呼喝聲] 1764 01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:20,280 -[大師兄]哎呀 -[重擊聲] 1765 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,200 大師兄又中一拳 1766 01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:26,160 -[大師兄]唉喲！ -[重擊聲] 1767 01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:28,800 大師兄怎麼不還手呀？ 1768 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:29,880 大師兄又被踢了一腳 1769 01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:32,200 [鬼王達發力的呼喝聲] 1770 01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:33,440 [重擊聲] 1771 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,440 還有沒有東西給我扔，快拿來 1772 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:38,840 不如別再扔了吧？ 1773 01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,160 師父，我好像受傷了 1774 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,560 不要怕，這是榴槤，沒有毒的 1775 01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:44,560 [何金銀]啊 1776 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,560 [急促的鼓點] 1777 01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:47,520 [眾人]糟了 1778 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:49,960 [男聲]廣告時間，選手退場 1779 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:51,240 [大師兄]哦 1780 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:54,240 [歌曲前奏] 1781 01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:58,480 [廣告歌曲] ♪位元堂，養陰丸♪ 1782 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:01,720 ♪好似太陽這麼溫暖♪ 1783 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:04,880 哇，怎麼沒聲音了？ 1784 01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:06,840 -一定是沒電了 -不會吧？ 1785 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,360 -[阿麗]別說話 -[男聲]是不是有人困在電梯呀？ 1786 01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:11,400 有呀，你們搞什麼？ 我們被困半個鐘頭了才來 1787 01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:12,880 [男聲]那麼兇 在裡面多待半個鐘頭吧 1788 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,880 [眾人]求求你…不要，放我們出去 1789 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:20,880 ♪太陽出來了…♪ 1790 01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,200 （第三回合） [掌聲] 1791 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:27,920 只剩一個回合了 1792 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:29,440 你還不趕快把他打倒？ 1793 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,760 [大師兄]我要揍他 一秒鐘就可以把他打死 1794 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,080 這個垃圾，你看他那德性 1795 01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:36,280 裝神弄鬼 原來一點武功都沒有 1796 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:37,920 話不能那麼說 1797 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,160 我每天大清早看見外賣仔 1798 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,200 [男聲]在一輛高速行駛的貨車裡面 1799 01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:43,920 盪來盪去，就好像瘋子一樣 1800 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:46,800 會不會是練某種獨門武功 而我們不知道呢？ 1801 01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,440 練你個頭，滾開 1802 01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:49,640 我不會被他嚇倒的 1803 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:53,400 [大師兄呼喝聲] 1804 01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:56,640 [風聲] 1805 01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:05,440 [驚叫] 1806 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:09,600 裁判，這算不算犯規？ 1807 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:12,720 [裁判]當然是犯規 你的腿張得這麼開 1808 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,560 這個節目有很多小孩子看的 1809 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:19,040 大師兄鎖住了外賣仔 1810 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,080 照我看來 是外賣仔鎖住了大師兄才對 1811 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:25,360 -[鬼王達]對 -[雷聲] 1812 01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:27,000 [鬼王達畫外音] 你沒能力打敗大師兄 1813 01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:29,160 [鬼王達畫外音]唯有令他 也無法擊敗他人 1814 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:32,880 我現在傳授你 中國古拳法裡面的皇牌防守絕技 1815 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:36,400 源於金庸小說 《鹿鼎記》裡面的金蛇纏黏手 1816 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:39,240 一定要 用貨車訓練大法才可練成 1817 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:40,440 這種功夫 1818 01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:41,520 要訣只有一個字 1819 01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:42,800 -那就是鎖 -[雷聲] 1820 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:50,280 鎖住他… 1821 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,760 [大師兄發力的悶哼] 1822 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,040 [大師兄發力的呼喝] 1823 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,400 -[何金銀呻吟] -[重擊聲] 1824 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:05,680 [重擊聲] 1825 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,000 你這個垃圾，放手！ 1826 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:12,440 我不是垃圾 1827 01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:14,840 [大師兄]混蛋，去死吧 1828 01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,720 [二人發力的悶哼] 1829 01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:28,200 [大師兄驚呼] 1830 01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:29,680 -[大師兄痛呼聲] -[重擊聲] 1831 01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:32,800 [大師兄痛呼聲] 1832 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:35,480 [連續的重擊聲] 1833 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,160 [何金銀呻吟] 1834 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:38,920 -[何金銀]哎呀！ -[重擊聲] 1835 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,080 -[大師兄痛呼聲] -[重擊聲] 1836 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:41,880 [二人交替的痛呼聲和重擊聲] 1837 01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:53,120 [連續的重擊聲] 1838 01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:55,680 放手… 1839 01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:57,320 我撐不住了 1840 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:58,920 我受不了了 1841 01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:01,360 [何金銀]不要跑 1842 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:05,000 哇，你還來這一套 1843 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,160 [大師兄]哎呦！ 1844 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,240 [何金銀]你才是垃圾 1845 01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:14,320 [連續的重擊聲] 1846 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:16,680 耶…打得好 1847 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:18,080 耶！ 1848 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,120 小心 1849 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:20,400 [大師兄]耶 1850 01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:23,240 [大師兄]啊！ 1851 01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:27,760 你這個臭小子 1852 01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:29,640 我就不信摔不開你 1853 01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:34,800 [何金銀]啊！ 1854 01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:38,240 [大師兄]你放不放手… 1855 01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:39,400 外賣仔，撐下去呀！ 1856 01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:40,640 打死都不要放手呀！ 1857 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:41,960 [眾人]加油…不要放手… 1858 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,640 [大師兄慘叫] 1859 01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:51,680 你不要這樣子，你放開我啦 1860 01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:54,160 [大師兄哭泣] 1861 01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:55,680 [男聲]大師兄，請看鏡頭 1862 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,920 不要拍了 1863 01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:58,880 [何金銀]你的心情我很了解 1864 01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:01,200 但是我不能放手 1865 01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:03,440 [大師兄慘叫] 1866 01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:08,400 [大師兄]救命呀！ [哭喊] 1867 01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:10,440 [重擊聲] 1868 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:11,800 [眾人驚叫] 1869 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:15,240 [何金銀痛呼聲] 1870 01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:24,480 [何金銀痛呼聲] 1871 01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:27,000 [何金銀呻吟] 1872 01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:28,360 我不行了 1873 01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:31,520 [大師兄]十二成功力，裂頭腳 1874 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,120 [鐘聲] 1875 01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,360 第三回合，打完 1876 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:38,720 [大師兄]啊？ 1877 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,280 [狂叫] 1878 01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:42,200 我沒有死 1879 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:43,840 [眾人]好啊！ 1880 01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:47,960 [解說員二]外賣仔打完三個回合 1881 01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:49,680 他居然還能站著 太神奇了 1882 01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:51,520 簡直可以拍成一部電影 1883 01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:52,920 [男聲]大師兄，你好棒 1884 01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:54,840 好開心呀！ 1885 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:56,280 有沒有搞錯？ 1886 01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:57,200 [裁判]經過三個回合的比賽 1887 01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:58,760 裁判一致評定 1888 01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:01,480 勝利者是斷水流大師兄 1889 01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:03,040 [眾人歡呼聲] 1890 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:05,080 我全部身家買他死的 1891 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,840 [男觀眾]這樣都沒有打死他 大師兄吃屎 1892 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:07,880 [男聲]大師兄去死吧 1893 01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:09,600 [何金銀一行人的歡呼聲] 1894 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:19,880 [總監]還以為你會打死人 1895 01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:21,160 原來你沒本事 1896 01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:27,880 [何金銀]我決定要唱一首歌 來答謝大家對我的支持 1897 01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:31,320 [何金銀]♪英雄好漢…♪ 1898 01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:33,920 -[薇薇安]在那裡，快過去吧！ -[何金銀的歌聲] 1899 01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:36,040 [阿麗]阿銀 1900 01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:37,920 [何金銀]請大家跟我一起唱 1901 01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:39,880 阿麗 1902 01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:41,720 阿銀 1903 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,600 [眾人]阿麗… 1904 01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:45,040 [眾人]阿麗 1905 01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:46,680 [男聲]我臉受傷了 1906 01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:47,720 [男聲]我受傷了 1907 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:48,680 [老闆]我牙關脫臼了 1908 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,360 [何金銀]阿麗，我沒被打死 1909 01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:54,720 太好了，那我就放心了 1910 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:56,080 -阿麗，其實我… -[重擊聲] 1911 01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:57,320 [何金銀慘叫聲] 1912 01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:01,160 -[阿麗驚叫] -[大師兄]你這個廢物 1913 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,680 用旁門左道來陰我 1914 01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,040 我參加那麼多次比賽 1915 01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,560 沒有一個對手能站得起來 1916 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:06,800 你也不例外 1917 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:08,640 你不要想逃跑 我今天一定要把你打死為止 1918 01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:10,280 妳要去哪裡呀？ 1919 01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:11,520 我打贏了，妳不恭喜我？ 1920 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:13,320 早叫妳不要跟垃圾在一起 1921 01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:15,240 妳打我？ 1922 01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:16,400 [裁判]住手 1923 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:18,600 你打贏就算了，還想取人性命 1924 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:21,040 你是不是不把我 奔雷手文泰來放在眼裡？ 1925 01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:23,960 [裁判發力的呼喝聲] [布料撕破的刺啦聲] 1926 01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:25,880 [凝重的音樂] 1927 01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:29,760 [裁判]哎呀！ [重擊聲] 1928 01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:31,480 何金銀，你不要想跑 1929 01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:33,000 [鷹爪門掌門]強中自有強中手 1930 01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:35,440 一山還有一山高 1931 01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:38,440 何金銀這次戰術運用成功 1932 01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:40,760 你應該心服口服才是 1933 01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:43,520 現在 你打贏了還要趕盡殺絕 1934 01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:46,560 哼！太過分啦！ 1935 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:47,480 哪一個不服氣，上來跟我打 1936 01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:49,760 [狂野的獸叫] 1937 01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:50,920 [眾人驚歎] 1938 01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:52,200 鷹爪門的全都站起來 1939 01:26:57,560 --> 01:27:00,080 好，你們全部一起上來好了 1940 01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:02,400 讓你們見識一下“人間兇器”的厲害 1941 01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:05,120 [眾人]上… 1942 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,080 [混戰聲] 1943 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,080 -[何金銀]豈有此理 -[鬼王達]還說什麼豈有此理？ 1944 01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:12,600 -[鬼王達]趕快坐計程車回家過年 -[何金銀]計程車坐不下吧！ 1945 01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:14,360 -五個人剛好嘛！ -對… 1946 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:15,880 -[阿麗]阿銀，你怎麼樣？ -[何金銀]我沒事 1947 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:17,960 現在多一個人，老闆 你自己坐小巴回去 1948 01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,000 喂… 1949 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:22,440 [男聲]總監，你沒事吧？ 1950 01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:26,360 小子 1951 01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:28,720 -得饒人處且饒… -[大師兄]閉嘴 1952 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,080 [女聲]總監，節目要不要停掉呀！ 1953 01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:39,040 妳瘋了？我等了一個晚上 1954 01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,480 就是等這個大場面出現 1955 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:42,280 你聽好，一切按照原定安排 1956 01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:43,680 準備最後大抽獎 1957 01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:45,600 [連續的重擊聲] 1958 01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:47,800 阿銀，你不要胡思亂想了 1959 01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:49,920 -你絕對不是他的對手 -我還有一招 1960 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:51,040 去幫我找條樓梯來 1961 01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:52,080 [震驚的音效] 1962 01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:54,240 [連續的重擊聲] 1963 01:27:58,080 --> 01:27:59,480 [鬼王達]阿銀，我跟你說過 1964 01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,680 -無敵風火輪是假的 -我說可以就可以 1965 01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:04,480 就算可以，要到哪裡找樓梯呀？ 1966 01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:06,120 -我找到樓梯了 -[何金銀]在哪裡？ 1967 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:07,240 在這裡 [震驚的音效] 1968 01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:10,000 是不是太長了？ 1969 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:12,320 -[女聲]各位觀眾 -[混戰聲] 1970 01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:14,720 今天晚上的壓軸大抽獎 1971 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:16,160 幸運輪大抽獎… 1972 01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:26,920 [阿牛]原來還有幸運輪大抽獎耶 1973 01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:29,120 -如果我抽中就好了 -對呀 1974 01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:32,000 幸運輪？就跟你來一次大抽獎 1975 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,080 阿銀 1976 01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,520 [男聲]哎呀！ 1977 01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:44,360 [何金銀]放手 1978 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,760 何金銀，你快點出來 1979 01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:48,440 何金銀在這裡，你過來打我呀！ 1980 01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:51,320 -[何金銀]看看到底誰是垃圾？ -[男聲]麻煩看下鏡頭 1981 01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:52,440 [何金銀]過來呀，垃圾！ 1982 01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:53,360 有種你就過來打我呀！ 1983 01:28:57,720 --> 01:29:00,120 [何金銀]無敵風火輪 1984 01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:02,880 [大師兄痛呼聲] [重擊聲] 1985 01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:05,560 -[大師兄痛呼聲] -[重擊聲] 1986 01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:11,760 [大師兄痛呼聲] 1987 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:31,640 [轉軸的吱呀聲] 1988 01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:33,920 [尖叫聲] 1989 01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:36,200 [轉軸的吱呀聲] 1990 01:29:36,680 --> 01:29:38,240 [電線的噼啪聲] 1991 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:40,000 -阿銀… -不要… 1992 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:49,160 -[阿麗]阿銀… -[鬼王達]走啊… 1993 01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:51,400 [混亂的尖叫] 1994 01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:54,400 [眾人的呻吟聲] 1995 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,760 [大師兄大笑] 1996 01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:11,200 你以為這樣就能撞死我？ 1997 01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:14,240 沒那麼容易，空手道是最強的 1998 01:30:14,320 --> 01:30:16,640 你永遠都是個垃圾，垃圾 1999 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:18,080 你是一個垃圾 2000 01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:19,600 省點力氣，躺下吧！ 2001 01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:20,800 不要硬撐了 2002 01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:23,560 居然被你看出來，我認了 2003 01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,480 [眾人]好耶！ 2004 01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:30,960 [眾人]阿銀！ 2005 01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:34,320 [總監]好精彩 2006 01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:37,120 幸運輪被你弄壞了，賠死你 2007 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:39,080 [解說員一]先生 “無敵風火輪”真厲害 2008 01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:40,160 [解說員一]你到底怎麼練的？ 2009 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,320 [何金銀]這是我師父教的 2010 01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,000 這招不是我教的 是他自創的 2011 01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:46,880 阿銀 你不愧是勇敢的戰士 2012 01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:49,960 我沒有看錯你 我以你為榮 2013 01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:51,600 師父，全都靠你呀 2014 01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:52,560 [鬼王達]你千萬別這樣說啊！ 2015 01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:56,480 我做人一向低調，我叫魔鬼筋肉人 2016 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,360 當阿銀跟我學功夫的時候 2017 01:30:58,440 --> 01:30:59,560 就像個大傻瓜似的 2018 01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:01,880 要不是我教他兩招，他… 2019 01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:03,120 [男聲]給我… 2020 01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:04,720 對了，外賣仔先生 2021 01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:06,680 你剛才簡直做了一件為民除害的事 2022 01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:09,000 對…除暴安良是我們做市民的責任 2023 01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:10,680 行善積德是我本身的興趣 2024 01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:12,360 所以扶老太太過馬路 2025 01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:13,360 我每個星期都做一次 2026 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:15,040 如果是碰到國定假日的話 我還做兩三次 2027 01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:16,000 [老闆]怎麼你們兩個這麼能打呢？ 2028 01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:16,920 我告訴你 2029 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,080 因為他吃了我們榮記的菠蘿包 2030 01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:21,560 走開！我們菠蘿包裡頭真的有菠蘿 2031 01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:23,120 我們的西多士裡真的有屎的 2032 01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:24,160 你們一定不相信 2033 01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:26,800 阿牛，拉屎給大家開開眼界 2034 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,560 -[總監]在我這裡搗亂 -[老闆]關你什麼事？ 2035 01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:31,600 [男聲]打他… 2036 01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:33,640 你現在其實最想做什麼？ 2037 01:31:33,720 --> 01:31:34,960 其實我現在最希望的就是 2038 01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:37,680 阿麗能夠在明天晚上 陪我去看黎明的演唱會 2039 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:40,080 因為這兩張票是我很辛苦買回來的 2040 01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:41,840 阿麗！阿麗，妳在哪裡呀？ 2041 01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:43,840 阿麗… 2042 01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:48,520 [何金銀]阿麗 2043 01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:50,240 [阿麗笑聲] 2044 01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:56,920 阿麗，我想… 2045 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,480 好了，不要講了，先親一下再說 2046 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:00,440 [歡呼聲] 2047 01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:03,520 [歌曲《你是我心上人》] ♪從前習慣一人♪ 2048 01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:08,200 ♪喜歡看天色藍藍風在滲♪ 2049 01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:14,240 ♪愛與疾風競賽，笑著去孤獨行♪ 2050 01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:21,880 ♪極平凡無憂的我，隨緣能遇妳♪ 2051 01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:28,480 ♪令我這冷凍的心，開始震撼♪ 2052 01:32:29,480 --> 01:32:32,000 ♪誰人能及妳出塵♪ 2053 01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:36,840 ♪溫馨笑聲中回眸心烙印♪ 2054 01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:42,880 ♪我暗地的讚嘆，妳是我心上人♪ 2055 01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:48,280 ♪熱唇遺留的一吻♪ 2056 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:51,480 ♪情懷難自禁♪ 2057 01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:57,680 ♪令我口竟不對心，開始放任♪ 135780

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