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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

For this job, Slater,
I want only the best men.

And I don't want anyone
lousing up blue team's chances.

This is one exercise the colonel
really wants to win, huh?

Which is exactly why he put me
in charge of communications.

I got the experience.
I got the know-how...

Sergeant Carter?

...and I got Pyle.

Yeah, what's on your mind, Pyle?

Sergeant, I didn't get any gloves.

All the other fellas
was issued gloves except me.

- I guess there's some mistake.
- No, Pyle. It's no mistake.

Since you won't be handling any wire,
you won't be needing any gloves.

You want me to climb the poles?
I'm a real good climber, Sergeant.

Why, back home during apple season...

No. You won't be climbing poles either.

Well, I bet I know, Sergeant.
I'm going to be the field antenna,

crawling around up there at the front
with that new RC-12 aerial.

You ain't gonna be the antenna.
I got a very special job for you.

Come with me, Pyle.

You know, part of our job tomorrow

is to set up a mobile command post
right here, see?

- Where that little pin is?
- Yeah.

Right where that little pin is.

There will be a large van
with a lot of radio equipment in it, see?

And you're putting me in charge of that?

Uh, no.

Well, what am I going to do with it?

You're going to paint it.

- Me?
- That's right, Pyle.

You take a brush. You dip it in a bucket.

And you go up and down, up and down.

Not back and forth, up and down.

Except you are going to do it
with camouflage paint.

Well, Sergeant,
that really don't seem too important,

being so far behind the lines.

I was hoping I'd be up there
in the front with you.

That's your job, Pyle, to camouflage
the mobile command post all by yourself.

You think you can handle it?

- Well, I guess I can.
- Of course you can.

It's delicate work.
But I know I can count on you.

Well, I'll do the best job
I know how, Sergeant,

even if it ain't up at the front.

Remember, Pyle,

they also serve who only stand and paint.

Well, this is it, Pyle.
The paint's in that jeep.

- When you're done, drive it back.
- Yes, sir.

Now, just paint it all over
with regulation camouflage paint

so it blends in with the scenery.

Yes, sir. I'll fix it
where nobody will be able see it.

That's the stuff.

Now, I got a feeling it's going to take
quite a while to paint it.

But I want you to do a good job.

So take your time,
even if it takes you all day.

Just be back by 18:00.

Don't worry, Sergeant. I'll take my time,
and I'll do a real good job for you.

Uh, one more thing, Pyle.
Don't go inside the van.

There's a lot of very expensive
radio equipment in there.

- I won't, Sergeant.
- Okay.

See you tonight, Pyle. Good luck.

- Hey, there.
- Hi.

- Hey, man.
- What you doing?

I'm camouflaging this truck.

Hmm?

I'm painting it so nobody can find it.

Oh. How come you don't want
anybody to find it?

Well, see, we're gonna have
this exercise here tomorrow,

the red team and the blue team.
And I'm on the blue team.

And the red team
will be looking for this here van,

and I'm painting it so they can't find it.

Oh. I guess he's doing his thing.

Yeah.

It... it is the thing
that Sergeant Carter gave me to do.

Oh.

Hey, uh...

you know you got this truck parked
right up on top of a bunch of daisies?

- I have?
- Oh, wow. Look at that, man.

They're all closing up.
They can't get any sun like that.

Yeah, why don't you, uh, move it a little
and let the daisies get the sun?

- Golly, I couldn't do that.
- Why not?

Well, they wouldn't want me to.

- Who's they?
- [Gomer] The Marines.

The Marines hate daisies?

Oh, no. They don't hate daisies.

It's just that they've got rules
and regulations. And they're very strict.

If they put something somewhere,
they get pretty sore if somebody moves it.

Those Marines sound really uptight.

Well, as sorry as I can be
about the daisies,

I still can't move the truck.

It's your conscience, man.
Them daisies are on your conscience.

Hey. Don't bug him.

It's not his fault.
I mean, it's the establishment thing.

How come you parked this truck here?

Oh, I didn't park it.

You didn't? You mean you just found it
here and decided to paint it?

Wow, that's pretty far-out!

By the way, I'm Michelle.
This here is Moon Dog and Jordy.

I... I'm Gomer Pyle.

Gomer Pyle?

Gomer Pyle.

Gomer... I like the first part, Gomer.

Yeah, but that Pyle... Man, that's ugly.

[Michelle] You ought to
just call yourself Gomer.

I mean, after all,
all you need is one name.

Yeah, like Donovan.

Well, I'm afraid I couldn't do that.

The Marines require you to have two names.

As a matter of fact, the last name
is more important than the first.

They call me Pyle a whole lot more
than they call me Gomer.

- But that's the ugly one.
- Hey, I know.

We'll give you a new name,

something really beautiful
that expresses you.

Greensleeves, yeah!

Greensleeves?

Well, you do have 'em.
And it is kind of poetic.

Yeah. And it's not ugly, like Pyle.

How long are you gonna be painting here?

Well, I guess I'll be here
the rest of the day.

Sergeant said if I got back too early,
he'd know I didn't do a good job.

Why don't you just cool it for a while
and have something to eat with us?

Yeah. I got some celery, and some oranges,

- and some sunflower seeds.
- Yeah. I got some honey and yogurt.

- We'll have a feast.
- Well, thank you very much.

That's real nice, but...

well, it ain't lunchtime yet.

- You hungry?
- Well, yeah. As a matter of fact, I am.

It's lunchtime.

- [guitar playing gently]
- There, how's that for camouflage?

[Jordy] I think that's out of sight.

How do you like it?

Well, it's real interesting.

But you might have some trouble
getting that paint off.

Well, if it's pretty,
I'd just leave it on.

You know, I was just wondering. Are
you folks just out for the day or what?

We're just sort of hanging out
for this part of our life.

Oh.

Well, I was just thinking.
If you don't have a job or anything

and you just got time on your hands,

maybe the service might be your answer.

What service is that?

The Marines.

What would we do in the Marines?

Oh, you'd have a nice full day.

You get up at 5:30 in the morning.

Then you go to breakfast. And then
you have a half-hour of calisthenics.

And then there's always some job to do,
with a pick, or an ax, or a shovel.

Maybe just clean up an area.

Or sometimes,
you go on a nice 25-mile hike.

Oh, wow.
Being in jail sounds better than that.

Yeah. I don't think
the Marines is for me either.

I mean,
you always have to be at a certain place

at a certain time, and I'm undependable.

I mean, I got to be free.

That's why I don't want any possessions,
you know, like owning anything.

For instance, if you have a couch,

you know, first thing you know,
you got this couch.

You can't go anywhere.

Sorry, I can't go to the beach with you,
can't go to the desert.

I've got to sit here on my couch.

Right. Like, my old man
used to have this car, this big sedan.

And he loved it.
I mean, he really loved it.

He was all the time
shining and taking care of it.

And then one night I borrowed it.

And I got into this little accident.

Well, it wasn't exactly a little accident.

To tell you the truth, I total led it.

But I mean, for the longest time,
he wouldn't even speak to me.

And I mean, we were buddies, him and me.
We were really tight.

I mean, I didn't even call him Dad.
I called him Phil.

We were on a first-name basis.
He wouldn't speak to me.

And I figured if that a bunch of tin
could come between buddies,

where is that at, you know?

Yeah, it's people.
That's all that really counts. Not things.

Things just can't make you feel this good.

Well, some things are nice.

Like that guitar. It makes nice music,
and that can make you happy.

♪ The answer, my friend

- [all] ♪ Is blowin' in the wind... ♪
- [Gomer] That's nice.

♪ The answer is blowin' in the wind... ♪

- [Gomer] I like that.
- Sing it with us.

♪ How many roads must a man walk down

♪ Before you can call him a man?

♪ How many seas must a white dove sail

♪ Before she sleeps in the sand?

♪ How many times must the cannonballs fly

♪ Before they're forever banned?

♪ The answer, my friend

♪ Is blowin' in the wind

♪ The answer is blowin' in the wind

♪ How many times must a man look up

♪ Before he can see the sky?

♪ How many ears must one man have

♪ Before he can hear people cry?

♪ How many deaths
Will it take till he knows

♪ That too many people have died?

♪ The answer, my friend

♪ Is blowin' in the wind

♪ The answer is blowin' in the wind. ♪

- Yeah.
- That was nice.

- That was nice.
- Yeah.

Oh, I like you, Greensleeves.
You've got a beautiful face, man.

You send off some good vibrations too.

I like your face too,
even with all that paint on it.

Golly, look at the time.

I better get back to my painting.

- Oh, we'll help you.
- Yeah. Sure.

- I couldn't ask you to do that.
- Why not? We're the ones hung you up.

- Least we could do.
- Yeah.

Listen, man. I'm a good painter. I once
painted a whole closet for a friend.

It turned out great. When it was done,
it wasn't a closet anymore.

- Well, you sure you wouldn't mind?
- No.

Let's do a good job for you, man.
You know, you don't have much time.

With all the rapping we've been doing,
we could have had it done by now.

You finish your side
and we'll do the other side.

Well, I'm still not sure
I should let you do this.

Oh, don't worry about it. It'll be groovy.

Yeah. We'll all get it on together.

How you doing?
We're all finished on our side.

- Come on and take a look.
- Okay.

What have you done?

We just went over
the little green truck like you told us.

Picked up the brushes and...

But this is sign paint.
You used all the wrong colors.

You're only supposed to use three
basic colors, green, beige, and black.

But that's what's wrong with the world.
It's all green, beige, and black.

It needs a little pink, and orange,
and saffron, some happy colors.

I don't think it's what Sergeant Carter
had in mind.

But I sure don't have time to repaint it.

Man, you worry too much.
I think it's great.

Well, it sure don't look like
the mobile command post.

Well, ain't that the idea?

[Carter] Hold it, Pyle.

Why are we stopping here, Sarge?

The mobile command post
is in that clearing down there.

And I want to see what kind of
camouflage job Pyle did on it.

Well, I sure hope you like it, Sergeant.

It didn't turn out exactly
like I thought it would.

Well, I want to take a look at it.

Hmm... not bad.

Not bad at all.

Yeah. You can't even see it.

Yeah.

It really blends in with the scenery.

It does, doesn't it?

Wait a second, Sarge. I can see it now.

You see that bright spot?

The sun is shining
on one of the headlights.

Huh? Oh, yeah... yeah, yeah.

I can see it now.

Pyle, you should have painted that.

A thing like that can be spotted
from a long ways away.

Come on!

Huh?

Where is it, Pyle?

Well, it should be right here, Sergeant.

Right here, where?

Hey, Sarge.
Here's the thing that was shining.

One of the paint cans.

Where is it, Pyle?

Well, I don't know, Sergeant.

It was parked right here
on top of these daisies.

- Well, it ain't right here now.
- Oh, I know.

- Well, where is it?
- I don't know.

Pyle!

You mean you lost the mobile command post?

How could you do it, Pyle?

It was 19 feet long, 12 feet high,

and weighed five and a half tons!

You can't misplace a thing like that.

I know, Sergeant. To tell you truth,
I just can't figure it out.

Pyle, it's worth $60,000,
and you're responsible for it.

If you don't find it,

you're going to be working it off
until you're 300 years old!

Oh, I'll find it, Sergeant.
It can't be far.

Well, how did you lose it
in the first place?

A wristwatch,
I can understand, a flashlight,

but a mobile command post?
That's impossible!

- Hey, Sarge.
- Huh?

Come here.

Look, some guys were camping here.

There's a burned-out fire
and some orange peels.

Yeah.

Pyle, was there anybody around here?

Well, yeah.

To tell you the truth, Sergeant,
there were some other people here.

- There were?
- Yes, sir.

They came along while I was working.
They helped me to paint.

They was real nice folks, though.
It was two fellers and a girl.

They dressed kind of funny.

They had on these old clothes
and wore beads and had long hair.

Beads and long hair?
Were they hippies, Gomer?

Well, I don't know what you'd call them.
They just looked like folks to me.

Their names was Michelle,
Jordy, and Moon Dog.

Moon Dog?

That's it.

They drove away with it, Pyle.

Them hippies stole my command post!

I don't think
they'd do a thing like that, Sergeant.

Of course,
they was worried about the daisies.

The daisies?

Pyle, you nitwit!

- Sergeant Carter?
- What is it?

The colonel wants to see you, Sergeant.

He tried to reach you by phone,
but he couldn't get through.

Uh-oh. Okay.

I'm coming.

Slater, check the men.

I've got to go see the colonel.

- Right, Sergeant.
- Pyle, I just want one thing from you.

You better find that...

- you-know-what. Get me?
- Yes, sir.

- I sure do.
- All right. Let's go.

Remember, find it, drive it back here,

and park it on them daisies!

Sergeant Carter reporting as ordered, sir.

Oh yes, Carter. At ease.

You know,
I've been checking all the units,

and everything seems to be okay
except for the mobile command post.

I can't seem to get through to it.
Is everything all right down there?

Well, I guess it is, sir.

I mean, there's no reason it shouldn't be.

Well, I don't understand it.
I've tried a number of times,

and I can't get anything at all.

Well, that's not quite accurate.

I did get an answer once,
but it was a mistake.

Some civilian.

- A civilian, sir?
- Yes.

Poor fellow.
Sounded like I just woke him up.

Probably a ham radio operator.

Did he say where he was, sir?

What? Why, I assume he was in his home.

Oh, right, sir. Of course.

You know, there are a lot
of radio phones in this area

in homes and boats and cars.

I probably hit the wrong frequency.

- You try it.
- Me, sir?

Yes, you.

Is there any reason why you shouldn't?

Oh. No, sir, not at all.

[clears throat]

[buzzing]

- Yeah?
- Hello? Hello?

- Did you raise them, Sergeant?
- Well, I... I'm not sure, sir.

The transmission is... very weak.

With the colonel's permission,
I'll put the antenna outside.

[laughing]

- [quietly] Is this Moon Dog?
- Oh, you want Moon Dog?

Just a second.

- Hey, Moon Dog.
- Oh, yeah?

Moon Dog, it's for you.

[Moon Dog groans]

Yeah, this is Moon Dog.

Who?

It's the fuzz, some sergeant.

Hang it up!

Hello? Hello?

Did you have a band, Sergeant?

Well, I don't know, sir. I'm not sure.

It went dead. I... I'll try again.

[buzzing]

Peace.

Huh?

It's a woman, sir.

Oh, it's probably that civilian home
again. Tell them you're sorry.

Yes, sir.

Uh, ma'am.

[mumbling quietly] Where are you talking from?

I mean, what is your exact location?

Sergeant!

Well, I just thought I'd send them
a note of apology, sir.

- Hello?
- It's awful early.

Could you call back later, huh?

Hello? Hello?

- What did she say, Sergeant?
- She said I should call her back later.

- Well, hang up.
- Yes, sir.

I'm going to check with Lieutenant Brigham
on these frequencies.

Maybe he has an explanation for this.

Hello! Hello! Anybody in there?

Open up!

Oh, hey, man. What's happening?

What are you doing here?
Why did you move the van?

Oh, well, it was the daisies.

I mean, they were going down
for the third time.

You got me in all kinds of trouble. You
should have never driven the van here.

I'm sorry, man.
We meant to bring it back before sunrise,

but I guess we overslept.

Hi. Beautiful day, isn't it?

Oh, hey there. Listen I've got to
drive this van back right now.

Hey, do you know anything
about this phone in here?

- Phone?
- Yeah. It keeps buzzing all the time.

There's this Sergeant Carter calling.

He's really weird.

Sergeant Carter... Oh, my goodness!

Yeah. He's on the phone right now.
You want to talk to him?

Well, I sure better.

Hello? Hello? Who is this? Who?

It's me, Sergeant.
I'm at the van. I found it.

Good! Good!

[chuckles] It's Private Pyle, sir.
He's at the van.

He is? What's going on out there?

Uh, Pyle, where...

I mean, how is everything down there?

I don't exactly know where we are.

I think it's west of
where it's supposed to be, about a mile.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Well, can you get it back...

the way it was?

There's a slight thing
in the equipment, sir.

And they're trying to fix it.

- Well, tell them to hurry it up.
- Yes, sir.

Uh, just do the best you can.

And I'll be right there. End transmission.

I'm going over there, sir.
I might be able to help them.

- I can certainly hurry them along.
- Just a minute, Sergeant.

- I'll go with you.
- Uh... what, sir?

I said I'm coming with you.
I want to make sure it's working properly.

But Colonel,
I know that I can handle this.

Oh, I'm sure you can, Sergeant.
But I'm going with you.

- But, sir...
- Let's go.

My jeep is outside.

Aye, aye, sir.

Where is it, Sergeant?

Well, sir, it's...

It's supposed to be right over there, sir.

Sergeant, it's not here.

Well, well.
The colonel certainly is right.

It doesn't seem to be, sir.

Well, where is it?

Well...

...well...

...you see, sir...

- Colonel Gray, sir.
- Oh, Swanson. What is it?

- How long have you been here, sir?
- Just a few seconds. Why?

Good. A red squad just came through here
about five minutes ago.

They neutralized this whole area.

If you'd been here,
you'd be captured, sir.

Then they captured the command post.

That's what you didn't want
to tell me, eh, Sergeant?

- The command post has been captured.
- Huh?

Oh, no, sir.
It couldn't have been captured.

It wasn't here. It's been moved.

What? You moved it?

You mean, you had a hunch
there was an attack coming?

Well, you might say that, sir.

I see.

Well, you took a big chance doing a thing
like that without orders, Sergeant.

But in this case, it paid off.
I commend your initiative.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Now, where did you move it to?

To, sir?

[engine chugs]

Over there, sir.

I brought it back, Sergeant.

I had a little trouble
finding this place again.

But I just followed the tracks,
and here it is.

[laughing] Look at that, Lieutenant.
They disguised it like a hippie wagon.

That was a clever idea, Sergeant.
Very clever.

Oh, thank you, sir. [laughing nervously]

And look at that.
Even the men are dressed as hippies!

And one of them is dressed like a girl!

Congratulations, Carter.
This was a stroke of genius.

Oh, thank you, sir!

How did you ever manage it all?
The wigs, the costumes?

Well, I, uh...

Never mind, Sergeant. I'm satisfied.
It was such a brilliant idea,

I don't ever want to hear about it.

Very well, sir.

You can say our lips are sealed.

Right, Pyle?

[laughter]

Hey, Sarge. They just posted
the results of the maneuvers. We won.

Yeah? By how many points?

- One.
- One? One stinking point?

Yeah. The one we got
when we captured the red patrol

that was looking for
our hippie command post.

Oh.

Sergeant Carter?

What do you want, Pyle?

I've got a present for you.

A present? From who?

- From Moon Dog.
- The hippie?

That's right, Duke.

Sergeant, he said you looked so uptight
when you saw the mobile command post

that he thought maybe you needed
some internal peace and tranquility.

What are you talking about, Pyle?

Well, this, Sergeant.

A necklace?

You brought me a necklace?

Slater, call the MPs!

Well, these are peace beads, Sergeant.

Peace beads?

It's a string of kidney beans!
What do you want me to do with them?

Oh, it's simple, Sergeant. I'll show you.

Ten-hut!

Sergeant, I just wanted to
congratulate you and your men on the...

Peace beads, Sergeant?

Kidney beans, sir.

Out of uniform, Sergeant.

- Yes, sir.
- Carry on, Sergeant.

[Carter grunts]