All language subtitles for Gomer Pyle U S M C S05E07 A Marriage of Convenience 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track5_[eng]

[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle -USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Ain't it thrilling, Sergeant?
Ain't it just too thrilling?

I mean, us being here in Hollywood
making a picture?

- Yeah.
- Well, ain't you thrilled, Sergeant?

Well, as far as I'm concerned, it's a job.

We were sent here to do a job,
and that's it.

But Sergeant, ain't you thrilled
just being here, Hollywood?

Tinsel, Pyle. It's all tinsel.

- Huh?
- It's tinsel. It ain't real.

It's all phony.
It's a Barnum and Bailey world.

- It's tinsel.
- Well, maybe so, Sergeant.

But don't you want to go
to the commissary with me

and get some autographs?

Pyle, I told you I wasn't interested
in that sort of thing.

Hey, look, Sergeant. There's Omar Sharif.

Where? Where?

That's not Omar Sharif, ya dummy.

Omar's doing location shooting in Warsaw,

where he's the star
of the Paderewski story.

Boy, what rotten luck.

Just when we really had a great part
all sewed up for ya.

I could have doubled
your salary overnight, really.

[Russian accent] Did you explain that
to the immigration office?

Honey, the law's the law.
Your visa expires next Wednesday.

You have to be out of the country by then.

There's just one way you can stay,
and you know what that is.

- I know. I know.
- Well, then, why don't you do it?

Marry an American.

What do you think I've been trying to do?

All I'm trying to say is
that you can't be so choosy.

You're going to have to take anybody
that'll have you.

What?

It's just a temporary arrangement.
A marriage of convenience.

What's the big deal?

The big deal is finding this dope

who will let himself be used
for the temporary arrangement.

Go-o-Olly!

Excuse me for butting in,
but you're Pola Prevost, ain't you?

That's right.

I just knew it had to be you.

If it wouldn't be too much trouble,
could I have your autograph, ma'am?

Of course.

And would you make it out
to Gomer, Gomer Pyle?

I'm here with that Marine movie
that they're making.

I see.

You know, Miss Prevost,
I've seen just about every picture

you've ever been in. And you know what?

You're even prettier in person than
you are up there on the silver screen.

You really are!

You really think so?

I mean it.

You remember that picture
where you played the gypsy girl?

I just couldn't believe the ending.

You know, where you...

Where Roseanna what's-his-name
give you up to marry that rich girl.

I always felt anybody'd prefer you.

You really felt that way?

Oh, yeah, even though I understood
why he had to give you up.

You was kind of representing evil,
weren't you?

Oh, yes, yes, I was.

Then that's the way
it had to be in the picture.

But any other time, I'd say that you'd be
the one that any man would prefer.

Ah, well, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Well, thank you for the autograph.

I'll always treasure it.

Bye now.

Hello, front desk?

This is Sergeant Carter in room 823.

I'm here with the Marine movie.

Say, listen, I wonder
if you could give me some information

on that Hollywood premiere tonight.

Oh, no.
I didn't expect to get a ticket to get in.

No, I was just calling to find out

who could get me a bleacher seat
to watch the stars come in.

Yeah, I figured
that was something I ought to look in on.

Oh, you don't. I see.

Well, who would?

Oh, thank you.
Could I have their phone number?

[knock at door]

- Excuse me, Sergeant.
- Hold it, Pyle.

Operator, could I have 463-4699?

Sergeant, are you going out this evening?

Yeah. I'm trying to get some information
on that premiere.

Oh, well, I saw a sign down in the lobby

that said
you could take a bus tour and...

No, thanks, Pyle.

You can ride with 100 other tourists
on a bus

that drives you past the theater.

Me? I've got my own private contacts.

Hello, USO?

This is Sergeant Vincent Carter.

I'm here making a Marine movie.

Say, I wonder if you could give me
some information

about that Hollywood premier tonight?

- [phone rings]
- Excuse me, Sergeant, my phone's ringing.

Well, what I want
is a good place near the curb to stand.

Huh? Oh, okay. I'll hang on.

Hello?

Uh, just a minute.

Private Pyle.

This is Pola Prevost.

My Pola Prevost?

Yes, darling. We met at lunch.
You remember?

Go-o-Olly, I sure do!

Tell me, Gomer.

How would you like to attend
a Hollywood premiere with me this evening?

Well, why in the world
are you inviting me, Miss Prevost?

Uh, let's just say that I like Marines.

You do?

Well, ma'am, would you mind
holding on just a minute?

- What's happening?
- I don't know.

I think he may have fainted.

Sergeant Carter...

- Well, what time does the premiere start?
- Sergeant, wait till I tell you!

Hold it, Pyle.
Well, what time do I have to be there?

But Sergeant, I've got...

Pyle, I'm talking to the USO!

I'm sorry.
Will you repeat that again, please?

Well, if it doesn't start until 8:00,

why do I have to be there at 5:00?

- But Sergeant...
- Pyle, will you get out of here?

Oh, that crowded, eh?

Oh, well, uh, okay, I'll leave right now,
and thanks for the tip.

Hello, Miss Prevost?

I'm sorry to keep you waiting, ma'am.

That'll be just fine.
Where are we meeting?

Just be in front of your hotel at 8:00,

and I will pick you up.

Ciao, darling.

She'll pick us up at 8:00.

Sergeant Carter!

Sergeant Carter!

We're going to be picked up at 8:00
by Pola Prevost!

[dramatic music playing]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[whistling]

[cheering and yelling]

[cheering]

[whistling]

Pyle!

Pyle!

Excuse me.

Pyle!

Hey!

Hey, cab! Cab!

Follow that big black car! Right up there!

Move! Move! Move!

Right this way.

Why don't you sit there, Gomer.

- Well, thank you, Mr. Krasna.
- Yeah.

- Hey, isn't this nice, huh?
- Here, Harry.

Yeah, thank you, dear.

Your waiter will be right here,
Mr. Krasna.

Thank you.

- You like it?
- Golly.

Ah, champagne for everybody.

- Do you have a reservation?
- Huh?

Uh, no.

I'll sit at the bar.

Give me a beer.

I want to thank you all
for this spectacular evening.

It's kind of like a Cinderella story,
with me being the Cinderella.

It was Miss Prevost...

Pola's idea.

She liked you the minute
you walked up to the table this afternoon

- to ask for her autograph.
- Aw!

It's true, isn't it, Pola? Tell him.

I have to make a phone call.
Will you excuse me?

Go on, Pola. Tell him, tell him.

It's true.

You may not believe this,

but something happened to me today
when you walked over to my table

in the commissary.

And tonight,
sitting next to you in the theatre,

it seemed to be happening again.

Really?

Like what?

Like what?

Like love.

I might as well say it right out,
I love you.

Well... but you don't even know me.

How well do you know someone in a dream?

In the movie,
you gave me the top of the popcorn,

where all the butter is.

I know it's a little thing,
but that's what life and love is,

a lot of little things.

Shall I tell you something, Gomer? I could
be very happy with a man like you.

It seems crazy.

We just met
and already we're talking marriage.

Really, Miss Pola,
I don't know what to say.

Well, we come from two different worlds.

But you're in my world now, Gomer.

Here, we act on impulse and instinct.

But Miss Pola, I'm...

I'm really very flattered,

but we just don't do things like that
back home.

You haven't even met my folks yet.

I will meet them. I will meet them.

But even then we couldn't get married

unless we found that we truly loved
one another through courting,

and me asking your daddy for your hand.

And besides...

...I've already got a girlfriend.

Oh.

Would you look who's here!

It's my sergeant, Sergeant Carter.

Do you mind if I ask him over here?

Why not?

My goodness, what a surprise!

Pyle, how are you?
It's a small world, isn't it?

Sergeant Carter, Miss Prevost,
this is Sergeant Carter.

Sergeant Carter, Miss Pola Prevost.

Sergeant Carter's as big a fan of yours
as I am.

Oh, really?

Well, everybody having fun? Excuse me.

Mr. Krasna, this is my sergeant,
Sergeant Carter.

Oh, how are you, Sergeant?

The sergeant's a big fan
of Miss Pola's, too.

Yes, sir.

There's nobody I'd rather have met
in all of Hollywood. I mean it.

My all-time favorite.

- Ah, that's nice.
- Yes, sir.

You're wonderful.

Just wonderful!

Well, it's getting late,

and I think I should be
getting on back to the hotel.

Where are you going?
Do you have to leave so soon?

- If he has to leave, he has to leave.
- What? What?

Harry.

But you can stay, Sergeant, can't you?

Hmm?

Sure!

I'll see you in the morning, Pyle.

Tell me, how long
have you been a sergeant?

Good night, Mr. Krasna, Miss Prevost.

- Six years a gunnery sergeant...
- Thank you for everything.

Pola really has a weakness for Marines,
especially if they're sergeants.

Don't you, Pola?
Tell them about your weakness.

I have to make a phone call.
Will you excuse me a moment?

Tell him, Pola, tell him!

It's true.

You may not believe this,

but something happened to me
when you walked over to the table tonight.

[knock on door]

Wake up! Wake up!

- What, Sergeant?
- Listen, Pyle.

The reason I woke you up
was to make sure I'm not dreaming!

I mean, I am awake, right?

Yeah, Sergeant.

Listen, Pyle,
you're not gonna believe this. It's crazy!

Just crazy!

It's Pola Prevost and me, we're engaged!

- Engaged?
- Engaged!

I know it sounds crazy.
I just can't believe it!

It's a kind of thing
a guy like me just dreams about,

but... well, it's only supposed to happen
in movies and fairy tales.

But Sergeant, you just met her.

I know! I know! That's what's so crazy
about the whole thing.

But what about Miss Bunny?

Eh? What about her?

Well, I always thought that...
Well, you...

Yeah, well, this is different.

I don't know.

I never really asked Bunny to marry me.

And did you ask Miss Pola?

Tell you the truth, I don't even remember.

There we were talking one minute,
and the next thing, boom!

That's awful fast, ain't it, Sergeant?

Yeah. I'll tell you something, Pyle.

These people in Hollywood
don't think like the rest of us.

They don't fool around.

They like you, they marry you,
just like that!

Why do you suppose Miss Pola's
so anxious to get married?

Eh?

Well, I don't know, Pyle.

She must have seen something in me.

Well, you know the kind of guys
she's probably used to.

Softies, pretty boys, phonies.

And then along comes a guy like me
and she probably says to herself,

"Yeah, that's what I've been looking for."

Somebody strong.

Somebody powerful.

A kind of a tough father figure.

Yeah, I can see what she saw in me.

And Sunday morning, after champagne,

we can fly to Las Vegas and be married.

I still can't believe it.

You know, since last night,
I've been walking on air.

We're trained to move fast in the Marines,
but boy, this is really something.

Yes, well...

Oh, I have to run, darling.

I'll stop by and see you on the set later.

[knock on door]

Come in!

- Hey, Pyle.
- Well, hey, Sergeant.

You want to see something great?

What you got?

Is that hot stuff!

Huh? Huh?

Yeah, that guy was right.

Russian pajamas do do something for ya.

I saw Yul Brynner wearing a pair
in a movie once

and he looked great.

And if he could look great, think what
they'll do for me with all my hair!

Yeah, they're...
they're real nice, Sergeant.

- [knock on door]
- Gomer, you ready to go to lunch?

- Hi, Sarge. I didn't know you were here.
- It's okay. Come in. Come in.

I was just showing Pyle
part of my trousseau.

- Your what?
- Well, uh, Pyle will explain.

Put these in my room, will ya?
I gotta get out of here.

I gotta pick up a pair of shoes,
and a million and one things to do.

Oh, uh, Pyle...

If Pola calls,

tell her I'll meet her
in the commissary for lunch.

If not, a little later.

- You got that?
- Yes, sir.

Well, see ya after a while.

♪ I'm getting married in the morning! ♪

What was that all about?

Gomer, what's going on?

Well, you know Pola Prevost, the actress?

Yeah.

Looks like the sergeant's gonna marry her.

You're kidding!

Well, isn't it strange, Duke?

First she asked me
and then she asked Sergeant Carter.

- What does it mean?
- One of two things.

She's either a kook, or...

Or what?

Or she's pretty cute
and she just needs a husband.

- Huh?
- Look.

First she tries you
and then she goes out after the sergeant.

She just needs a husband
for a little while.

A little while? What do you mean?

Well, she needs a husband for some reason.

I don't know,
maybe to straighten out her income tax,

and when it's straightened out,
she dumps him.

Why, I never heard of such a...

Well, maybe you never, but it goes on,
and that's what's going on right now.

I'm telling you,
this chick needs a temporary husband.

Duke, I just don't believe that there
really are people in the world like that.

Let me ask you something, Gomer.

Did you tell the sarge
what you've just told me?

I tried to, but...

Well, it wasn't easy.
He just wouldn't listen.

Well, then, I guess he's just gonna
have to learn the hard way.

He wakes up a few months
or even a few weeks after the wedding

and finds a note pinned to his pillow.

Finito.

I know Miss Pola
seems kind of strange, Duke,

but well, she just never would
do an awful thing like that.

Okay, don't believe me, Gomer.
Wait and find out for yourself.

Hey, Duke. There's Mr. Krasna.

- Hi, sweetheart.
- Oh, hello, Harry.

Where's the happy bridegroom?

He said he might meet me here.
He wasn't sure.

He had so many things to do.

Probably out shopping for the honeymoon.

Please, not while I'm eating.

I told you to stop worrying.

We just need that marriage certificate
to establish your new status.

In the meantime,
you can have a very severe cold.

- The sergeant will understand.
- You think so?

I know so.
He's a very understanding sergeant.

I'll see ya later.
It couldn't have worked out any better.

Excuse me, Duke.

Hey, Miss Pola.

Hello.

It's me, Gomer. Don't ya remember?

Oh, Gomer. Hello, Gomer.

I was just wondering
if I could talk to you for a minute.

Well, yes. What is it?

Well...

Miss Pola,
it's about you and Sergeant Carter.

I know how you all do things
on impulses and all,

but excuse me for asking...

are you really sincere
about marrying Sergeant Carter?

Of course I'm sincere.
What makes you ask a question like that?

Well, I just wanted
to tell you one thing, ma'am.

You're getting the most wonderful man.
And you don't have to worry none neither.

This ain't gonna be just another one
of them Hollywood marriages.

No, sir. This is gonna be the real thing,
with kids and everything.

What?

I'm sure the sergeant's gonna want
to start a family right away.

Now that he's decided to settle down,
he's really gonna settle down.

Ah, yes.

What, uh... what makes you say that?

Well, the sergeant
ain't the flighty kind, ma'am.

With him it's for keeps,
through thick and thin,

for ever and ever.

Just like they say in the marriage vow,
till death do you part.

Yes, they do say that, don't they?

Yes, ma'am.

And the Sergeant's really one
that goes by the book.

What better book is there

than where that came from,
till death do you part?

I mean it, really!

Why, he ain't gonna
let you out of his sight!

He'll follow you to the ends of the earth.

And won't that be comforting, ma'am,
to know that he's always there.

Always, for ever and ever, till death...

Yes, I know. Till death do us part.

I must run, Gomer. Excuse me.

I cannot tell you how interesting it was,
this little talk.

- [knock on door]
- Yeah, come in.

- Hey, Sergeant.
- Oh, Pyle.

What have you got there?

Well, I got the mail
and there was a package for you.

Huh? Who's it from?

It's from Miss Bunny.

Must be another salami.

You keep it, Pyle.

Not that I don't want it,
but you understand.

Sure, Sergeant.

She's a nice girl, Bunny.

She's...
Well, it was nice of her to do that.

Sure was.

Hello, operator, give me 462-7399.

I wonder why Pola hasn't called.

I left her at least three messages
this afternoon.

This is my last night as a bachelor, Pyle,
you realize that?

Hello?

Miss Prevost, please.
Vince Carter calling.

Hmm?

She's not there?

Huh? What are you talking about?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What happened, Sergeant?

It was Krasna, her manager.

Pola's eloped to Las Vegas

to marry her... interior decorator.

It can't be true!

Why? Why?

Well, I don't know.

I don't get it! I just don't get it!

Well, Sergeant...

Well, these things happen.

Well, maybe it's for the best.

- What?
- Well, it could be.

Leastwise, this shows you that
she's just the marry-in-haste kind,

and could be that's not exactly
the right kind for you.

In a way, I think you're kind of lucky,

'cause, well, it would have been awful
if you had married her

and then she decided on her decorator.

Actually, this is really not
too much of a surprise to me.

Like I've been saying all along,
this town ain't for real.

It's tinsel, Pyle.

Tinsel places.

Tinsel people.

Tinsel.

You was right all along, Sergeant.

Yeah.

You know, Pyle, I've been thinking.

There's a valuable lesson for you
in this Pola Prevost thing.

There is, Sergeant?

That's right.

Resilience.

You've got to have resilience.

You know, a lot of guys would have
fallen apart over a thing like that.

Stayed down for the count,
you know what I mean?

But not me. Oh, no.

I'm not about to fall apart.
And you know why?

Because I got resilience, Pyle.
Lots of it.

- Have a piece of salami.
- Well, thank you, Sergeant.

Pyle, women are like a bus schedule.

Sometimes you can depend on them,

but then other times,
you've got to take a train.

No, sir, you can't judge a book by its...

Hey, this is pretty good salami.

Good old Bunny.

There ain't nobody
that can pick a salami like her.

Not too hard, not too soft...

[phone rings]

Hello?

Huh?

You're ready with my call to where?

But I didn't place no call.

Pyle, did you place a call?

Hello?

Bunny?

Sure. Don't mention it.

Yeah, I just figured I'd call
to thank you for the salami.

Huh? Oh, yeah, Bunny.

Everything's fine, just fine.

No. Well, we saw
a couple of movie stars...