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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

But I thought you were going with Lee.

You mean, I haven't told you Molly?

Lee and I aren't seeing
each other anymore.

I felt it was best that way.

But Lee's the captain
of the basketball team.

How can you turn down practically
going steady with a boy like that?

Let's just say I'm not ready
to settle down

to the responsibilities
of going steady yet.

Gosh, Jill. When it comes to boys,
you sure know how to play it cool.

I guess the secret is that
I don't really care about boys.

I mean, not really.
I can take them or leave them.

Oh, me too.
They positively don't faze me a bit.

- Not a bit.
- [door opens]

[whispers] Look, look.

Don't look.

- That's Paul Conroy, isn't it?
- Oh, he's dreamy.

I mean, just dreamy.

He's coming over here.
He's coming right over here.

Oh, I'll die. I'll absolutely die.

- Well, if it isn't Jill Hobson.
- Oh, hi, Paul.

Haven't seen you in a long time.

- So how've you been?
- Oh, pretty good. You?

Same old grind. You know the routine.
Busy, busy, busy.

- [Paul] What are you doing this afternoon?
- [Jill] Nothing in particular.

Well, then how about giving me a hand
with that poli-sci term paper?

Well, gee, my reference book is at home.

Good, I'll walk over there with you.

- You don't mind, do you?
- Oh, no.

Gee, Jill's a real whiz at poli-sci.

- Are you sure you don't mind, Molly?
- Oh, sure I'm sure. You go right ahead.

I've got plenty of things to do,
just plenty.

- Well, I'll call you later.
- Okay.

- Okay, bye.
- All right.

- That'll be 80 cents.
- Oh, my gosh!

- I don't have any money!
- Huh?

Well, you see, my friend who just left
was supposed to pay for the sodas.

Only she was just unexpectedly called away
and she forgot.

Can't I leave something on account?
My schoolbooks or my wrist watch?

I'll pay you tomorrow.
I promise I will.

- Well...
- Oh, shoot, you don't have to do that.

Excuse me,
but I couldn't help overhearing.

And I'll be happy to take care
of your bill for you.

You would? But you don't even know me.

Well, the important thing is I know
how embarrassing this can be,

cause it happened
to me once back in Raleigh.

I had the biggest, fattest steak dinner.
Then I realized I didn't have any money.

I'd left my wallet in my other suit.

I know, but that still doesn't
give me any right to let you--

Listen, I won't take no for an answer.

It's only 80 cents.

And besides, it'd make me real happy
to do you a good turn. Here you go.

Gee, how can I ever thank you, Mr...

Pyle, Gomer Pyle. And it ain't mister.
It's PFC.

Well, if you'll just give me
your mailing address,

I'll send you the money
the minute I get home.

[Gomer] It really ain't worth
troubling yourself with.

I'll tell you what. Next time,
it'll be your turn to buy me a soda.

Well, bye.

[Molly] Hi, Gomer.

Well, hey there.
What are you doing way out here?

Well, you said next time it'd
be my turn to buy you a soda.

So I figured now's as good a time as any.

You mean, you came all the way out here
to the base just for that?

Well, I sure do appreciate the offer,
but, well, I don't think I can.

You see, I was on my way
into town to meet someone.

- A girl?
- Well, yeah.

How in the world did you know that?

Just call it a woman's intuition.

Well, I guess we'll have
to make it some other time then.

Well, it just don't seem fair you coming
all the way out here for nothing.

I tell you what,
I'm a little bit early for my date.

She's probably not even off from work yet.

Maybe we will have time for that soda.

Oh, that's wonderful.
I mean, I do want to pay you back.

Well, fine.

- Say, I don't even know your name.
- Oh, Molly. Molly Peters.

I live at 280 Homewood Road.
And the phone number's in the book.

- Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Molly.
- Oh, thanks.

Mm. Sure is a good soda.

- Thanks again, Molly.
- You're welcome.

- Gomer, can I tell you something?
- Well, sure.

Well, in case you've been wondering,
my braces are gonna come off next month.

Well, that's wonderful.

Actually, they should've
come off ages ago.

My teeth are perfect now.

But I have an old-fashioned orthodontist
who doesn't like to rush things.

Well, you're lucky
to have had such good care,

cause when I was your age, I needed braces
and my folks just couldn't afford them.

And to this day I got
a terrible under bite.

Really? That's what I have.

Isn't it amazing
how much we have in common?

[laughs] It sure is.

Oh, there's Lou-Ann.

- Hey, Lou-Ann.
- I'm sorry, Gomer.

But I was a half hour late
getting out of work.

And by the time I got home and changed...

Well, I hope you
didn't mind waiting too much.

No, I didn't mind at all.
I had some real nice company.

This is Molly Peters.
Molly, this is Lou-Ann Poovie.

- Hi.
- Well, the pleasure's mine, Molly.

It's always real nice
to meet a friend of Gomer's.

Molly and I met here yesterday.

And she didn't have enough money
to pay her check, so I lent it to her.

And she's paying me back today
with another soda.

Oh, that's real sweet.

Gomer, you better drink up,
because the picture starts in 10 minutes.

That's right.

- You're going to the movies?
- [Gomer] Mm-hm.

We're gonna go see that new
Tony Curtis picture at the Bijou.

That's funny,
because that's exactly the picture

I told my folks I was gonna see tonight.

[Gomer] No fooling.

Well, golly. As long as you're going,
you might as well go with us.

- Right, Lou-Ann?
- Might as well.

- Well, I wouldn't want to be any bother.
- [Gomer] Don't be silly.

You're more than welcome to join us.

[laughs] If you don't mind sitting
with a couple of old folks.

- That's awfully nice of you.
- Well, finish up.

Oh, I don't think I will.
I'm watching my weight.

And besides,
I'll be having buttered popcorn

and candy bars in the movies anyway.

What are you talking about?
Of course, he's not too old for me.

And besides, don't you read the papers?

It's happening a lot now
between older men and young women.

Okay, okay.

But outside of his uniform,
what's this Gomer got anyway?

Oh, everything.

He's tall and suave and sophisticated.

And most of all,
he makes me feel like a woman.

But how can you be sure
he's really serious?

Jill, there are some things
a woman just knows, instinctively.

When are you gonna see him again?

Que Sera, Sera.

- Huh?
- Well, he's a Marine.

And he never knows
when he's gonna be free.

Now that I'm a serviceman's girl,

I guess I'm just gonna have
to learn to be patient.

- Well, for goodness sakes.
- Hi, Gomer.

Just thought I'd drop by and talk a while.

Well, that's real friendly of you, Molly,
but I can't stop and talk now.

- I've got to walk my post.
- Oh, that's all right. I'll walk with you.

But you can't do that. They don't allow
civilians to do that here on the base.

Well, I'm not on the base. I'm outside it.

That don't make no difference neither.
You ain't supposed to be out there.

- Don't you want to see me, Gomer?
- Well, it's not that.

It's just that I'm not supposed
to talk while I'm on duty.

And besides, ain't you got homework
to do this time of day?

Oh, I'm all finished with my homework,
except for my French assignment.

Well, shouldn't you go on home
and get started on that now?

Oh, that's okay. I can do it right here.

[speaking French]

- What's that?
- That's French for "I am a woman."

It is?

[speaking French]

That means "You are a man."

Doggone, how you talk that.

Je t'aime.

What's that mean?

- I love you.
- You don't say?

That has a real nice sound, you know,
like one of them French perfumes.

- Would you like to try it?
- Try what?

Saying "je t'aime."

Oh, I couldn't do that, Molly.
I can't speak French.

Well, I can teach you.
Now, repeat after me.

- Je t'aime.
- Je t'aime.

I said it. I really said it. Je t'aime.

- Pyle!
- Oh, hey, Sergeant Carter.

What's the matter with you?

You know better than to talk
to civilians while on guard duty.

- Yes, sir.
- You'll have to go, miss.

It's against regulations, your being here.

Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
I'll see you in town, Gomer.

Now, what was so important
that you had to talk about?

Nothing, Sergeant.

She was just teaching me
some French words.

Oh? Are you planning
on joining the Foreign Legion?

- No, sir.
- Too bad.

Who was that kid anyway?

Well, she's just a sweet little girl
that I bought a soda for.

And then she bought me one back.

Well, you might just say
we're ice cream buddies.

He said it, Jill.
He said it, right to my face.

Je t'aime. I love you.

Well, what would you like
to do tonight, Gomer?

Well, I don't know.
What would you like to do?

Cause whatever it is,
that's exactly what I'd like to do.

That's real sweet of you, Gomer.

Why don't we just take a little walk
and maybe do some window shopping?

Well, that's a good idea. Let's do that.

Well, look who's here. Hey, Molly.

Oh!

Well, fancy meeting you two here again.

You meeting some of your friends here,
are you?

No. I just came in for a milkshake,
by myself.

Well, see you.

Well, no point in you sitting by yourself.

Lou-Ann and me are still having
our dessert. Why don't you join us?

Well, I wouldn't want to intrude.

Oh, you wouldn't be intruding,
would she, Lou-Ann?

Oh, well, uh, no.

Thanks.

Well, what are you two doing this evening?

Oh, well, Lou-Ann thought that we would--

I thought that we'd take in a movie.

Oh, really? What were you gonna see?

Have you seen Deep Runs the River?

Yes, I did. And it was great.

Well, that's the one we're gonna go see.

Well, you know, that's the kind
of picture I'd just love to see again.

How about the booth?

We hadn't been here for quite a while.
What made you want to eat here?

Oh, I just thought it'd be nice
for a change.

I was getting kind of tired
of the Bluebird.

And you know what else
I like about it here?

It's so cozy and private.

I mean, considering how little we've seen
of each other these last few days.

Well, how can you say that, Lou-Ann?

We've been together
three nights this week.

Really? Oh, well,
it hasn't seemed that way at all.

I suppose it's because there've always
seemed to be so many people around.

Well, I know how to fix that.
As soon as we finish here,

we'll take the bus out to the amusement
park and ride the Ferris wheel.

I can't think of any better way to be
alone than up in the air like that.

Oh, that's a wonderful idea.

Except for one small detail.

I wonder what Molly's doing here.

Hi, Gomer.

They told me at the Bluebird Cafe
that you sometimes eat here.

So I came right over.

I'm not in your way, am I, Lou-Ann?

Well, let's just say
I'm getting used to it.

Why didn't you call?

- Why? Was I supposed to?
- Didn't you get my letter?

[Gomer] Well, yeah. I got it.

Well, I thought after you got it,
you'd call me.

Well, if you two will excuse me,
I think I'd better be getting home.

Well--

- Lou-Ann, wait!
- But Gomer!

Taxi!

Lou-Ann, what's the matter?
It ain't like you to run off like that.

Well, let's just say I developed
a sudden pain.

Well, I don't understand.
You was feeling fine a few seconds ago.

Well, if you must know,

I thought maybe you
and Molly might want to be alone.

You did? Whatever for?

So that you could discuss
that letter she sent you.

Well, there ain't nothing to discuss.

It was just a little bread
and butter note's all.

I'll just bet.

Well, I've got it with me.
You can see for yourself.

Believe me, it's nothing. It's nothing.
Here, read it.

Bread and butter letters
aren't usually perfumed.

And they're not usually sealed
with a kiss either.

That's what SWAK stands for,
in case you didn't know.

You see?

Oh, Gomer, this little girl
has got a crush on you.

What? Well, it's just not possible.
She's just a little kid.

Well, now you might know that,
and I might know it.

But the trouble is, she doesn't.

Taxi.

Right now, she thinks she's every bit

as grown up and sophisticated
as Sophia Loren.

And she's in love with you.

Golly!

Taxi.

I don't believe it.
I just plain don't believe it.

Well, that's because you
were never a 15-year-old girl.

But I was,
and the same thing happened to me.

Only I thought I was Kim Novak and I was
madly in love with my homeroom teacher.

- It happens all the time.
- But Lou-Ann--

Oh, Gomer, look,
I'm not really mad at you.

It's just that, well, I'm tired of sharing
whatever free evenings we have together.

And it seems like we're
never alone anymore.

And we won't be if Molly
has anything to say about it.

- But I--
- And you better find some way

to let that little girl down easy,

or else she's in for the biggest
heartbreak of her whole life.

And if you don't believe me, you just take
another good look at that letter.

[Molly voice over] Dear Gomer, I can't tell you

how much knowing you these past few days
has meant to me.

I never dreamed I would ever meet anyone
so kind and understanding.

Even though our relationship
is just beginning,

I feel I've known you always.

I hope that you feel the same about me

and that we will be seeing lots
of each other from now on.

Yours forever, Molly.

PS: je t'aime.

Hi, Gomer. How's Lou-Ann?

Oh, well, it wasn't nothing serious.

But she did have a little headache.

Gee, that's too bad,
especially when you had a date.

Couldn't be helped, I guess.

It sure is lucky
that I found you tonight, Gomer.

I mean, at least you won't have
to waste your liberty.

That is, I'd be glad
to keep you company tonight.

Look, Molly,
there's something you ought to realize.

I'm just about twice your age.

Oh, but that's just for now.
I figured it out.

In 15 years, when I'm 30,
I'll be two-thirds your age,

practically no difference at all.

15 years is a long time,
especially for a Marine.

I don't even know where
I'll be stationed then.

It wouldn't matter. I'd wait for you.

No matter how long you were gone
or where you went.

But you shouldn't have
to wait for anybody.

I mean, a girl your age
should be out having fun.

Golly, Molly, it's Saturday night.
Why aren't you out with your friends?

Oh, I could be if I wanted to.

I was invited to a party
at Jill's house tonight.

- And you didn't go?
- Oh, it would've been a drag.

All they do is dance a lot.

- Don't you dance?
- Oh, I dance as good as any of them.

But it's all so pointless.

I mean, I don't have anything
in common with those kids anymore,

not since I met you.

Now, Molly...

You take Paul, he's going to be there.
And he's the biggest kid of them all.

He thinks he's so great just because
he's the best looking boy in school.

And what a flirt.

He makes eyes
at every pretty girl he sees.

Did he ever make eyes at you?

Me? Oh, he doesn't even know I'm alive.

And boy, am I glad.
I just can't stand him.

He's so conceited, I could scream.

Yeah. Them conceited types
can be downright unlikable.

- You're better off without him.
- [Molly] You can say that again.

Uh...

This party at Jill's house,
can anybody go?

I mean, if they're with an invited guest?

Sure. Why?

Well, I was just thinking,

uh, since we are going to spend
the evening together,

and we ain't got nothing special to do,
why don't we go over there?

You mean, you'd actually
be willing to take me there,

- in front of all my friends?
- Why not?

Of course, if you don't think I'd fit in--

Oh, no, no. You'd fit in just fine.

I'd love to go. I'd really love to.

[upbeat music plays]

Hi, Jill.

Hi.

I thought you couldn't make it.

Oh, we changed our minds
at the last minute.

Jill, I'd like you to meet
Private First Class Gomer Pyle

of United States Marine Corps.

- Hi.
- [Gomer] Well, hey, Jill.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Gomer and I have been going out
so much lately

that we ran out of movies and restaurants,
so we decided to drop in here.

Well, make yourselves at home.
The refreshments are over there.

- Would you like something, Molly?
- Not right now, thank you.

We'll have something a little later,
I guess.

Do you want to mingle
or shall we sit somewhere and talk?

Well, the music sounds real good.
Would you care to dance?

Oh, I'd love to.

- Hi.
- Hi.

That's Paul.

[music continues]

[cheering, applause]

Gee, Gomer, you're terrific.

Well, it sure helps
if you've got a good partner.

And you're just about the best one
I've ever danced with.

Boy, I'm sure glad I came tonight, Molly.
You really are a lot of fun.

All that dancing
kind of made me work up a thirst.

- Can I get you a bottle of pop?
- Oh, I'd love one. Thanks, Gomer.

- Hi, you're stationed at Camp Henderson?
- Yes, I am.

- Well, how do you like it in California?
- Well, I just love it.

All the folks are so friendly
and everything. And...

And they seem to be getting friendlier
by the minute.

Can I offer you ladies a bottle of pop?

Gomer, how long have you been
in the service?

- Where's your home?
- Where's your hometown?

Well, golly.
That's an awful a lot of questions.

But it looks like my date's gonna
be occupied for some time to come.

So I reckon I can get around
to answering every one of them.

"Dear Gomer, you were right.

A girl can't wait forever
for a man who's twice her age,

especially when he's in the Marine Corps
and never knows where he'll be stationed.

I will always remember you,

but we both have
to accept the bitter truth.

It never would have worked.

Au revoir, Molly."

Oh, Gomer, isn't that sweet?

I had a feeling this
was gonna happen just as soon

as that good-looking boy Paul
started shining up to her.

He was the one that she
was stuck on all the time.

I can't say that I blame her.
He's kind of cute.

Well, I'll be. That ain't Paul.
That's somebody new altogether.

Well, it just shows you what a girl can do
once she's got a little bit of confidence.

- Hey, Molly.
- Oh, hi.

- Who is that?
- The Marine?

Oh, just somebody I once knew.