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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Sergeant Carter? Sergeant Carter?

- Huh?
- Sergeant, you should just see it.

- You should just see it.
- Huh? Just see what?

The Capitol building.

The sun just come out
from behind the cloud

and the dome
is glistening bright as anything.

That's nice.

Sergeant, you know, I was just thinking,

you and I hadn't had a chance
to do any sightseeing together

since we've been here in Washington.

And since I don't have to rehearse
for the show today,

I thought now
might be a good time to do it.

Uh-huh.

The hotel clerk downstairs
gave me these tourist brochures,

and I thought it might be fun

if we went over and had a look
at the Library of Congress.

- The Library of Congress, huh?
- Uh-huh.

And then we could head on over
to the Bureau of Engraving

and watch them print up some money.

Then maybe to the US Naval Observatory
or the Botanical Gardens.

Sounds very interesting, Pyle.
I hope you have a great time.

Oh, I'm sure I will...

- Well, ain't you coming?
- Uh, no.

Uh... I happen to have
a very important date

with a certain Miss Rose Pilchek.

Remember? That little number
at the All American Café?

She's got the day off.

Well, it's such a perfect day
for sightseeing, Sergeant.

I'd just hate for you
to miss all these sights.

Rose is like one of the family,
and I'd hate to disappoint her.

Well, if she's family,
why don't you bring her along?

Pyle, this kind of family
you don't take to the Bureau of Engraving.

Now, if you don't mind,
I've got to get going.

I promised Rosie I'd pick her up at 11 :30.

Well, okay, Sergeant.

But later on,
if you and Miss Pilchek get bored,

we could arrange to meet
at the Jefferson Memorial.

That's a perfect place
to meet and meditate.

If you don't believe me,
they got some pictures in here of it.

Of course, there's lots of places
we can meet.

We could meet at the FBI building.
Oh, here it is.

Here's the Jefferson Memorial,
and there's just a whole slew of pictures.

See, Sergeant?

Sergeant Carter?

Sergeant Carter?

Sergeant?

Cab!

Taxi!

Sergeant, look. The Jefferson Memorial.

Yeah, yeah. Taxi!

Sergeant,
even if we don't all get together,

I still think that you and Miss Pilchek
should try to take in some of the sights.

It is really thrilling and education a I

to be so close
to the seat of our government.

And it really makes you feel proud.

It makes you feel like this really is
the land where our fathers died

- and the land of the pilgrim's pride.
- Pyle, what are you talking about?

Washington. America, Sergeant.

Don't you get a certain feeling
just being here?

I'm getting a feeling
I'm never going to get a taxi.

[horns honking]

Hey there, young feller.
What you doing over here by yourself?

You better get up off the street.

Where are your folks,
and why aren't you in school today?

Taxi! Taxi!

Boy, oh, boy. It's murder
to try to get a cab around here.

What's this, Pyle?
Where'd the kid come from?

I don't know, Sergeant. I just saw him
over here looking kind of lost

and started talking to him,
but he won't answer me.

Maybe you'd have more luck.

What's the matter, kid? Something wrong?

Come on, say something.

[speaking Japanese]

That's Japanese.

He says he's lost and he wants to go home.

Go-o-o-Olly, how'd you know that?

I spent a lot of time in the Far East,
Pyle. You know that.

Don't you speak English, kid?

[speaking Japanese]

[replying in Japanese]

What'd he say, Sergeant? What'd he say?

He says he's from Japan. His name is Toki.

He sure is a long way from home.

Wonder what he's doing
way over here in Washington.

He's probably
with one of them embassy families.

[speaking Japanese]

Doggone, how you talk that!

[speaking Japanese]

I guess he ain't.

He must be with tourists
or some people over on business.

The best thing to do
is turn him over to the police

- and let them take care of it.
- The police?

Well, it seems a shame
to do a thing like that.

Well, what are we going
to do with him, Pyle?

The police are set up
to take care of lost kids.

I suppose you're right.
It's probably the only thing to do.

But hadn't you better explain
to him first in Japanese

so he'll know what we're doing?

Okay.

Toki... [speaking Japanese]

Sergeant, I don't think he likes the idea.
Look how frightened he is.

Well, what do you want me to do?
I'm late for a date.

But just look at him.
A little boy all alone in a strange city.

It can be a terrifying experience.

I remember once when I was little,

my momma took me shopping
to Mossbacker's department store,

and I got lost back there
in the gardening department.

There I was, back there
playing among the lawnmowers.

And when I looked up, she was gone.

And boy, I was really scared.

Even to this day, when I see somebody
out on mowing the lawn,

I get a sick feeling
right in the pit of my stomach.

Well, what do you suggest
we do with this kid, adopt him?

Well, no, Sergeant.
But I think the friendly thing to do

would be to get his address
and take him home.

Okay. I'll get his address,
but forget about taking him.

I got no time. We'll put him in a cab.

[speaking Japanese]

[giving address in Japanese]

He lives at 2130 MacArthur Boulevard.

Good going, Sergeant. That's what I call
real good detective work.

Yeah. Let's get him home.
Now all we need is a taxi.

Try and get one.

Taxi!

How did you do that, Pyle?
How did you get a taxi so fast?

I don't know, Sergeant.
I just grinned and waved.

Come on.

Driver, take the kid
to 2130 MacArthur Boulevard. Here.

- Here, this ought to cover it.
- And drive real slow,

'cause he's probably not used to
anything faster than rickshaws.

Hey, kid. What are you doing here?
Get back in the cab.

You're going home.

I mean...

[speaking Japanese]

[replying in Japanese]

What'd he you say, Sergeant? What?

Oh, great. He's afraid to go alone.

Well, maybe I better ride along with him
and keep him company.

A good idea. Get going.

Sergeant, there's just one problem,
though.

What?

What if an emergency comes up?

An emergency?

Well, yeah.
Suppose he gets sick and tries to tell me.

I won't be able to understand.
And what if his folks are not home?

What'll I do with him?

Sergeant, come with us, please.

[speaking Japanese]

All right, all right. We'll both take him.

I'll have to call Rosie
and tell her I'll be a little late.

You and your lost kids!

Wait in the taxi.

Vince, where are you? Anything wrong?

Well, I just called to tell you
I'll be a little late, Rosie.

I was on my way over
when Pyle ran into this lost kid.

Lost kid?

Yeah, of all times.

The kid's Japanese, and I'm the only one
that can understand him.

So I'm trapped into taking him home.

Vince, what a nice thing to do.

- It is?
- Yeah.

You taking the time and trouble
to help a child in need.

I think it's marvelous.

Marvelous. Yeah.

Well, that's just what I said to Pyle
when we found the little fella.

"Here's a marvelous chance,"
I said, "to do a good turn."

I mean, what kind of person are you
if you can't help out a poor lost kid?

You know, Vince, this is a side of you
I have never seen before.

You know what you got?

Compassion.

Yeah, well, kids and animals
are my weakness.

Probably be my undoing.

Oh, don't say that, honey.

Why, it's a quality in a man
I really admire.

It is?

Well look, Rosie baby, I'll be right over

just as soon as I dump the kid...

I mean, take the child home.

Oh, well, take your time, honey.
I'm not ready anyway.

I'm just fixing my face.

Don't overdo it, baby.

There's no use fooling with perfection.

Oh, Vince!

Look, Rosie, I gotta go now.
The meter is running.

I'll be there before you know it.

[children squealing excitedly]

What's going on?
This is an amusement park.

This must be the place.
Just look at the way his face is beaming.

His house must be around here somewheres.

Yeah, He seems to recognize it, all right.

[fairground music playing]

I don't get it. I just don't get it, Pyle.
This don't seem to be a home,

unless they got a roller coaster
in their living room.

I just don't understand it, Sergeant.
Maybe you got the wrong address.

Maybe you got your Japanese mixed up.

Look, Pyle.
There's nothing wrong with my Japanese.

Now, the only thing to do with this kid
is to turn him over the cops

- like I wanted to do in the first place.
- Please, Sergeant. Let's don't do that.

Ask him one more time, and I'm sure
he'll give you the right address.

- Pyle!
- Please, Sergeant. Just one more time.

It won't take long,
and you'll be on your way.

All right, kid.
We're gonna try it one more time,

and this time get it right.

[speaking Japanese]

- [Carter] Let's have it.
- [speaking Japanese]

Did he tell you, Sergeant?

He wants to go on a ride first
before he'll talk.

How do you like that?

You know, Sergeant,
that might not be a bad idea.

- It might be just the thing.
- Huh?

- That's using child psychology.
- What?

Well, lots of times

the only way to get anything
out of a child is by humoring him.

And if we give him a ride,
then he'll be nice and relaxed,

and then he'll tell us where he lives.

Oh, no. No kid is going to blackmail me.

No, sir.

Well, Sergeant,
he might not tell us otherwise.

The answer is no, Pyle. N-O.
There will be no rides.

Is that clear? No rides.

[kids squealing]

What are you doing
in an amusement park, Vince?

You see, honey, the little lost kid
gave us the wrong address,

and I'm waiting for him
to come up with the right one.

In the meantime,
I'm using child psychology.

- Huh?
- Yeah.

The best way to get things
out of a child is to humor him.

Well, that's fine, Vince.
But meantime, this is my only day off,

and this apartment is stifling.

And I can't keep taking showers,
so you better hurry.

Yeah. Oh, you know what else is good?

You take cold wash cloths,
and you wrap them around your wrists...

Hello?

All right, Pyle.
Is the kid all humored up now?

Is he ready to talk? Because time
is running out on me and my date,

so this better be it.

I think he's nice and relaxed now,
Sergeant. He'll probably tell you.

- So ask him.
- All right, kid.

Now...

[speaking Japanese]

Come on, come on. I'm asking you.

[speaking Japanese]

Toki!

[speaking Japanese]

[speaking Japanese]

Did you hear that, Pyle?
Did you hear the latest?

He don't remember.
Well, what do we do now?

Don't just stand there with
your mouth open. What do we do now?

He don't remember.
He says he don't remember.

Excuse us, Toki.

What's with the excuses?
He don't understand you.

Sergeant, a terrible thought
just occurred to me.

You know what I think he's got? I think
the poor little feller's got amnesia.

- Amnesia?
- Yeah.

That's probably the reason
he can't remember his right address.

I remember seeing this movie once

about an amnesia victim
called Make Way for Mr. Nobody.

It was this concert violinist,
and he was in this accident,

and he woke up in the hospital
and couldn't remember who he was.

Well, he fell in love with his nurse,
and they was about to get married.

But he didn't realize
that he already had a wife

and four kids, three boys and a girl.

Pyle, what is all this?
What does it have to do with the kid?

Don't you see, Sergeant?
It could be like the feller in the movie.

All right, Pyle.
Let's just say you're right.

Supposing the kid does have amnesia.

That's all the more reason
to turn him over to the authorities

- and let them handle it.
- I don't know, Sergeant.

That might make it worse.

At least he knows who we are.

But the authorities,
they'd be complete strangers to him.

He might not ever talk to 'em.

So what do you suggest?

Well, we could give him a few more rides.

Little by little,
as he gets to know us better,

he'll relax and start remembering.
Okay, Sergeant?

Okay, okay.

Boy, it's a lucky thing
you speak Japanese.

Yeah.

- [speaking Japanese aggressively]
- What does that mean?

Guess.

Look at the little feller, Sergeant,
having the time of his life.

You'd never know to look at him
that he's got amnesia.

Well, maybe now he don't.

Are you having a good time?

[speaking Japanese]

Are you enjoying yourself?

[speaking Japanese]

Good.

[speaking Japanese]

It worked. Did you hear that, Pyle?
He told me where he lives.

He lives at 15th and Ohio Drive,
Southwest. How about that?

I knew it, Sergeant. I knew it!

It was your patience and understanding
and willingness to take the time.

Sergeant, you're one of
the most patient men...

Come on. Come on. Let's go.

Swan boat rides.

This is a boat rental place.

He did it to us again.

Sergeant, do you know what I think?

I think this poor little feller's
done got himself a relapse.

Poor little feller.

The boat basin?

What are you doing way out over there?

Well, it's a long story, honey.

But I came up with a fantastic diagnosis.

The kid's got himself a case of amnesia.

Amnesia? Is that what you said?

Yeah. That's a medical term
for loss of memory.

I know what it means, Vince.

But what's that got to do with
you being out there with a boat?

Well, I know it sounds weird,
but it's all part of the therapy.

In fact, I got Pyle
out on the boat right now

trying to bring the kid around.

When are you going to bring yourself
around, Vince?

We were supposed to have lunch together,
and here it is almost 2:00.

Yeah. Well, what do you say
we make it an early dinner?

You name the restaurant.

Champagne, candlelight,
dancing to the jukebox,

just the two of us. And then after that...

Hello? Hello?

Oh!

Well, okay, did the kid get his ride?

- No, Sergeant. We waited on you.
- Huh?

Toki insisted.
He won't do anything without you.

Pyle, I don't have time for a boat ride.

[speaking Japanese]

Don't tell me what he said, Sergeant,
or I think I'll cry.

My, my. That was really relaxing.

I don't think Toki's ever been so relaxed.
Won't you ask him now, Sergeant?

Don't worry, I will.

[speaking Japanese]

[speaking Japanese]

He told you, didn't he, Sergeant?

Take it easy, Pyle.

How do we know
this is really the right address?

Well, Sergeant, from all I've ever heard
about amnesia victims,

they start remembering things gradually,
like that feller in the movie.

All I know is this kid has given us
two bum steers already.

But don't you see, Sergeant,
he could remember all kinds of addresses

before he gets the right one.

But I'm sure this is it, Sergeant.
I just know it is.

So this is it, huh, Pyle?

East Capitol and 22nd Northeast,

also known as DC Stadium,
the home of the Washington Senators.

I just don't understand, Sergeant.

Well, I do.

This whole thing
is nothing but a great big put-on,

and he's an out-and-out little phony.

- Phony?
- Look at the evidence.

His first address was an amusement park.

Then he took us for a boat ride,

and we wind up here at the ballpark.

Doesn't that look a little suspicious,
Pyle, even to you?

Well, I'll admit it does, Sergeant,
but I'm sure there's an explanation.

I suppose we should take him in there,

and while he's relaxing
watching the ball game,

he'll come up with the right address.

Say, that might just work.
Give him one more chance.

That's a great idea, Sergeant.

Yeah? Well, you take him in,
because I'm leaving.

I have had it. My babysitting job is over.

- But Sergeant...
- Goodbye, Pyle.

Goodbye and good luck.
Enjoy the ball game.

Have a good time. I'll see you around.
And Toki...

Sayonara.

[speaking Japanese]

That's right, Toki.

I'm leaving.

[speaking Japanese]

- What'd he say, Sergeant?
- Nothing. Nothing.

He said something nice. What'd he say?

Nothing.

He said, "Goodbye, Daddy."

Aw, ain't that nice.

Well, goodbye, Sergeant,
and thank you for everything.

And don't worry about us.
We'll do the very best we can.

Yeah, yeah.

Well... so long.

Come on.

[crowd cheering]

[chatter]

Rosie. Listen. This is it, I swear.
The kid's last chance.

If he don't come up with
the right address, I'm through.

I'm washing my hands of the whole thing.

Really, Vince?

Oh, absolutely, honey.

For the rest of the day, I'll be yours.

All mine.

Oh, that's wonderful, Vince.

I can hardly wait.

Oh, honey. Then you really understand?

Of course I understand, Vince.

I understand that I spent ten bucks
to have my hair done

and another five bucks for a facial,
which I never get,

and here I am standing
with a whole new head for nothing.

Rosie...

And I'll tell you something else.
Nobody else ever did this to me before,

make a date with me and stand me up.
I spent all day getting ready

and went out and bought a brand-new
dress! Just who do you think you are?

[chatter]

Hey, Sergeant, look. The bases are loaded
with a tying run on third.

Oh, that's very interesting.

I don't know who's up next, but he sure is
in a position of responsibility.

[bats cracks on ball]

[crowd cheering]

He called him out. He called him out.

Out? He's safe by a mile.
What's the matter, ump? You blind?

Did you hear that, Pyle?
The kid speaks English.

Go-o-o-Olly!

All right. Come on.

All right, you little phony.
Now, let's have it.

We want the whole story, and fast.

And don't give us that Japanese routine.
You know how to speak English.

All right, kid. Where do you live?
The truth. Let's have it.

Okay. I'll tell the truth.

I live at the Japanese Embassy.

Did you hear that, Pyle?
Did you hear that?

When I asked him before,
he denied he lived there.

That wasn't
a very honest thing to do, Toki.

Why didn't you tell us the truth?

I was afraid if I told you,
you'd take me there.

[Carter] Huh?

[Gomer] Well, if that's your home,
why wouldn't you want to go there?

Well, I stay at the embassy all the time.

I've been in Washington many months
and never go anyplace but school.

I never see anything.

Oh, you're breaking my heart.

If you ask me, you're nothing
but a spoiled rotten little kid

and a con artist,
and if I was your father,

I'd bend you over my knee
and whale the tar outta ya!

I'm sorry, and I apologize.

But you see, I thought
the only way to have fun

was to make American friends.

And you're sure good friends,

because I think today was the nicest day
I ever had in my whole life.

Thank you very much, Sergeant,
and thank you, Gomer.

You know something?

I think it was a nice day too.

Come on, Sergeant.
Now I'll really show you where I live.

Well, wait a minute. What's the rush?

The game ain't over yet.

But don't you want to take me home?

I'll take you home
when I'm good and ready.

Now, come on.
Let's see the rest of the game.

Now, remember, we're just going
to drop him off and beat it.

I called up and told them
we were bringing him home,

- and that's it.
- Okay, Sergeant, but what's the hurry?

Well, I've been thinking,

maybe if I gave Rose another call,
she may have cooled down by now

and I can talk her into
going out with me tonight.

That's a good idea, Sergeant.

When she hears the whole story,
I'm sure she'll give forgive you,

and I'll back you up all the way.

Toki.

This is my sister.

Your sister?

Myoshi, these are my friends,
Gomer Pyle and Sergeant Carter.

Pleased to meet you, ma'am.

Yes, we certainly are glad
to make your acquaintance.

Thank you, Sergeant.
You have been kind to my brother,

and my family is very grateful.

Oh, don't even bother to mention it.

I mean, we had all the fun.

And I don't know
when I've seen a nicer boy.

Please come in. Won't you join us for tea?

- Well...
- No, thank you ma'am.

Sergeant Carter's got some real important
social business to take care of.

Pyle!

He's trying to patch things up
with his girlfriend, Rose Pilchek.

They had this little misunderstanding.

Oh, I see.

Well, it's nothing really urgent, and I...

Sergeant, you have given us
too much of your time already.

- But, I...
- Perhaps some other time.

Thank you again. Come, Toki.

Pyle, do you know what you did?
She was about to invite me in for tea.

Yeah, I know, Sergeant,
and wasn't we lucky to get out of it?

You could have been stuck in there
for hours.

Pyle!

Never mind. Don't talk to me.
Just don't talk to me.

[speaking Japanese aggressively]