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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Here's a couple of pictures
you might like, Duke.

Over at the Alhambra Theater,

they're playing
The Curse of the Tattooed Mummy

and The Witch Doctor's Revenge.

Says it's "blood-curdling
and bone-chilling. A shriek a minute.

Recommended for sophisticated,
mature audiences."

I don't think so, Gomer.

Well, over at the Vista Theater,
they're having a Rochelle Hudson festival.

Gomer, give me that newspaper.

Boy, if there's anything I hate,
it's an unplanned Saturday night.

Well, if you don't want to go
to the picture show, Duke, what, then?

I don't know. Let's go over to the
Jade Club and have something to drink.

- Well...
- What's the matter?

- Don't you like the Jade Club?
- It's not that.

It's just that that waitress
always looks at me funny

when I order a Shirley Temple
on the rocks.

Come on.

Look, Duke, they're doing it again.
They're having amateur night.

Yeah.

Do you remember
the night you won first prize

for doing that imitation
of Sergeant Carter?

- Sure do.
- Do it again. Do Sergeant Carter.

I hadn't seen you do that
since that night.

- Come on, Gomer.
- Oh, come on, Duke.

- Please? Just a little.
- Well, okay.

All right, Pyle, you lame-brain,
you nitwit, you knucklehead,

when I give you an order,
I give you an order!

Is that clear? I can't hear you!

Doggone, how you do that!

- Well, what do you say? We going in?
- Why not? You may win first prize again.

Oh, no, no, I don't want to do that again.

- Oh, come on, Duke, please.
- Gomer, forget it.

Now, if we're going in, let's go. Come on.

[imitating carter] On the double!
Move it! Move it!

[band playing upbeat tune]

I just love tap dancing, don't you, Duke?

I like it especially when they do
an imitation of a railroad train.

Yeah. That's probably her big finish.

- [song ends]
- [applause]

Hey, how about that,
ladies and gentlemen, huh?

Miss Candy Rosenzweig.

Didn't she do a swell job?

Thank you very much, Candy.
Thank you very much.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

for our next guest
on our Opportunity Night,

we have Mr. Stanley Chudacoff.

Now, Stanley is a juggler
in his spare time,

but his real job
is being an accountant for the city.

So, you see,
when he's not juggling oranges,

he's juggling the books. [laughs]

All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Stanley Chudacoff!

Come on up here, Stanley.
There you go, buddy.

Okay, pal. Take it easy, now, Stanley.

You're on your own.

[band plays light tune]

You know something, Duke?

It's a lot like it was last time.

I don't mean to put these people down,
but I'll bet you could go up there

- and just walk away with first prize.
- Forget it, Gomer.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

Stanley is going to bring you
the grand finale of his act.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Stanley Chudacoff is going to juggle
a half a dozen eggs!

If you won't do Sergeant Carter,

then do some of the ones
you do around the barracks.

You know,
like Jimmy Durante or Boris Karloff.

You do Boris Karloff real good.

You even get to look like him.

Yeah, but Gomer,
I don't feel like it tonight.

Well, that was just like the way it was
last time. Last time...

- [cymbals crash]
- Shh! Hold it, Gomer.

Well, better luck next time, Stanley.

But it was a good try,
wasn't it, ladies and gentlemen?

Let's give Stanley a nice little hand,
folks. Come on, huh?

- [applause]
- Good boy. Thank you, Stanley.

That's all, and thank you very much.

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

that's all the contestants
we had lined up for this evening,

unless, of course there's some other
talented amateur out there in the audience

who would like to come up here on the
stage and show us what he or she can do.

How about it? Anyone else?

- Yes, sir. There's someone else.
- Gomer!

Well, good, we've got another contestant,
and a Marine!

What do you do, son?

- Well, no, sir. You see...
- He sings!

- Yes, sir, that's what he does, he sings!
- Huh?

He's got a beautiful voice.
Wait till you hear.

Well, a singing Marine. Wonderful!
Let's get him up here, folks.

Come on, gang!

- No! Wait, Duke.
- Come on, Gomer.

They want to hear you sing.
Listen to the applause. Come on...

Come right up here. [laughs]

And be careful you don't slip.
There's still some egg white over here.

Sir, there's something
I'd like to explain.

- What's your name, Private?
- Gomer Pyle. But I'm not the one...

Oh, I know what you're going to say.
You're not prepared.

But your buddy out there
said you've got a fine singing voice.

Don't worry about the band. They'll follow
you. Now, what's it going to be, Gomer?

Well, no, there must be some mistake...

Now, wait a minute. That's not like a
Marine. You're not going to back down now?

Maybe he needs a little encouragement,
ladies and gentlemen, huh?

Now, what's it going to be?

Well, there is one song
that I like a whole lot.

- Yes?
- It's...

[whispers] Oh, My Papa. Do they know it?

Of course they know it. [laughs]

[piano plays slow, gentle melody]

[melodious baritone] ♪ Oh, my papa

♪ To me he was so wonderful

♪ Oh, my papa

♪ To me he was so good

♪ No one could be... ♪

Hey, Frank, give me
what you got in the register.

[Gomer] ♪ So gentle and so loveable

♪ Oh, my papa

♪ He always understood

♪ Gone are the days

♪ When he would take me on his knee

♪ And with a smile

♪ He'd change my tears to laughter

♪ Oh, my papa

♪ So funny, so adorable

♪ Always the clown

♪ So funny in his way

♪ Oh, my papa... ♪

- [sniffles]
- [Gomer] ♪ To me he was so wonderful

♪ Deep in my heart

♪ I miss him so

♪ Today♪

[applause]

Hey, how about that?
Wasn't that beautiful?

That's wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!

Thank you. That's real fine, Gomer.

Oh, no, no, no, no, don't go away.
We need you.

Stand right over there.

Now, if we can get
all our contestants up here.

This'll be it, folks. This is the time.

The moment of truth. Now, we're going to
judge it strictly by applause.

This is Sam Griffith,
ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you, Sam.

Miss Candy Rosenzweig.

- [scattered applause]
- Ah, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Stanley Chudacoff.

[scattered applause]

[cheering and whistling]

There's no doubt who number one is.
Wonderful, wonderful.

Thank you very, very much, folks.
Thank you very, very much,

and, uh, better luck next time. Thank you.

Right over here, Gomer. That's fine, yes.
Good deal. And congratulations.

And, uh, here is your check for $25

with the best wishes
of the management of the Jade Club.

- Golly!
- [laughs]

Let's hear it for Private Gomer Pyle,
ladies and gentlemen.

- Huh? How about that?
- [applause]

[band PLAYS Marines' Hymn]

Oh, great, buddy, great! How about that?

And you didn't want to go up there.
You sorry now?

Golly, Duke. What a surprise.

- Hey, you, the boss wants to see you.
- Huh?

Nino, the boss,
he wants to see you. Come on.

Why do you suppose
his boss wants to see me?

I don't know.
Maybe he wants his money back.

- [knocking at door]
- Come in.

Come on in.

I tell you why
I wanted to talk to you, kid.

You sing real good, you know that?

- Oh, well, thank you.
- Yeah, you sing real good.

I really enjoyed that.

It was my idea to get him up there.
Did you know that?

You know, that song you sung
just got to me right here, you know?

Gosh.

He wouldn't have gone up there
if not for me.

That particular song you were singing
really shakes me up.

You see, I got an old man
still living over there in Naples,

and, well, I ain't seen him
in a long time, and...

You know, it kind of got to me.

Golly, I hope it didn't make you feel bad.

Oh, no, no, it didn't make me feel bad.
It made me feel good.

It gave me a nice warm feeling
inside, you know?

I think so.

Well, then, it's a good thing
I got him up there, huh?

I'll tell you what I'd like you to do.

I'd like you to come back tomorrow night
and sing it again.

The same song,
just like you did tonight, all right?

Well, I'll be happy to, Mister...

Nino. Hey, that's great, kid, great!

Hey, don't worry.
I'll have him here for you.

In the meantime, you go in the club,

enjoy yourself, have anything you like.

Joe, take care of him, will ya?

- What are you having?
- Well, I was having...

You don't have to do that, Mr. Nino.

- I was having...
- I know, but I want to do it.

Come on. What were you having?

Well... I was having
a Shirley Temple on the rocks.

Well, what are you standing for?
Go get him a Shirley Temple on the rocks.

Oh, well, just a minute. That's not
what I was having. I was having...

Right after morning chow,
you guys have got ten minutes

to get your packs and gear
and prepare for a ten-mile hike.

Ten-hut.

Dismissed.

Oh, Pyle!

- Yes, Sergeant?
- What did you do last night, Pyle?

Oh, well...
Did you hear about that, Sergeant?

Hear about what, Pyle?

Well, I was over at the Jade Club,
and they had this amateur contest.

And guess what?
I won first prize for singing a song.

I was the one that suggested
the whole thing, Sarge.

[Gomer] That's right.
It was all Duke's idea.

And Mr. Nino, the owner of the Jade Club,

he invited me back tonight
to sing again, the same song.

- Yeah, I got him right up there.
- [Carter] Yeah?

Well, I'll tell you one thing
you don't win a prize in.

That's rifle cleaning.

You had a dirty rifle this morning, Pyle!

I'm sorry about that, Sergeant.

If there's one thing I can't stand,

it's a dirty rifle before breakfast.

And you had a dirty rifle, Pyle.

Dirty, dirty, dirty.

So instead of running around

singing at nightclubs,
you should have stood home

and cleaned your rifle last night,
dirty person.

I'm sorry, Sergeant.
I'll clean it up real good.

Oh, you'll clean it up, all right.

You'll clean it up so it looks real pretty
and shines and smells nice.

And then after you clean it up real good,

then you'll walk
a little guard duty tonight.

- Tonight?
- Tonight, dirty person! Tonight!

Well, there goes your return appearance
at the Jade Club.

Golly, Duke,
you just got to do me a favor.

Would you go by the Jade Club
and tell Mr. Nino

that I won't be able to come tonight?

I hate to disappoint him.
Tell him I'm walking guard.

Okay. Well, why don't I tell him
the real reason?

Huh?

That you're a dirty person.

He's doing what?

Well, he's walking guard duty,
like I said.

He can't do that to me.

I was expecting him
to come down to the club tonight

so I could hear that song again.

Oh, I'd like to get my hands
on that crummy sergeant! I...

Where's my friend walking his guard duty?

Huh? Why?

'Cause I want to go see him, that's why.

Oh. Well, civilians aren't allowed there,
so I don't think you...

- Hey, Smiley!
- Huh?

Nino asked you a question. Answer him.

Well, it's at the rear gate at the base.

Okay. So, show us the way
how you get there.

Oh, well, I don't think
you guys ought to go there.

They don't allow civilians to have...

Let's go, Smiley.

- Hey, Sergeant.
- Hello, dirty person.

Did you get your dirty rifle clean,
dirty person?

I sure did, Sergeant, it's really clean.

Remember how you said
it should even smell clean?

Well, it does.
Do you want to smell my rifle?

No.

And let this be a lesson to you, Pyle.

If you don't want to walk guard duty
the rest of your life,

you keep that rifle of yours clean.

- Yes, Sergeant.
- Yeah.

There he is.

Good. Call him over.

Well, he's walking guard duty,
and when you walk guard duty, you're...

I'll call him, I'll call him.

Gomer. Gomer!

Duke, what are you...?

Mr. Nino?

Hello, kid.

Didn't Duke explain to you
why I couldn't come down to the club?

Oh, yeah, sure, he explained.

Uh, look, kid,
what are you doing this for?

You know, you can get a night watchman

for a buck and a half an hour
to do this for you.

Oh, I couldn't do that, Mr. Nino.

I have to do this myself.
It's orders from my sergeant.

So can't you come down to the club
and sing that song for me?

How long can it take you?

They won't even know you're gone.

Oh, I couldn't leave my post,
Mr. Nino, I just couldn't.

There has to be a guard on this gate.

Now, listen to me, Gomer.

I got to hear that song again,
you understand?

I... I got to hear it again.

It does something to me inside.
What do you say? Huh? What do you say?

Well...

Just turn off your lights
and back the car up over there.

- Huh?
- Please just do what I say.

All right, let's go.

[Gomer] ♪ Oh, my papa

♪ To me he was so wonderful

♪ Oh, my papa

♪ To me he was so good

♪ No one could be

♪ So gentle and so lovable

♪ Oh, my papa

♪ He always understood ♪

Pyle!

You're kidding, huh?

What, did you suddenly go nuts?
Singing on guard duty?

I'm sorry, Sergeant.

I was just singing the song I sang
at the Jade Club the other night.

- I'm sorry.
- You're sorry?

I'll give you something to be sorry about.

You're going to sing your way
into a court-martial.

Now, you keep that big bazoo
of yours shut, Pyle,

and just walk guard duty. You read me?

Yes, Sergeant.

Singing on guard duty!

He's a flip job,
that's what it is, a flip job.

Sergeant made him shut up.
It had to happen.

Well, look, I think
I'll get out now, fellas, okay?

Yeah, sure.

You know,
that sergeant's beginning to bug me.

Me, too.

Hey, Nino,

why don't me and Frank
go try and find that sergeant, huh?

- We'll take care of him.
- No! What, are you crazy?

Oh, we don't want to kill him, boss...

just break something, like an arm, a foot,

- you know, just to scare him.
- Hold it, stupid.

Don't you know it ain't nice
to hurt a Marine sergeant?

I'm gonna try something else, though...

...psychological pressure.

What's that?

You'll see.

All right, let's go.

- A package for me? Who from?
- I don't know.

It was just delivered,
and it's pretty big.

I wonder what it is.
I wasn't expecting anything.

What's that?

I'm not stubborn, Boyle, I'm not stubborn.

Yeah, but all he wants to do
is hear Pyle sing, so let him.

You don't know
who you're getting involved with here.

Look, what's the matter with you, Boyle?

You think I'd let some creep
who runs a nightclub scare me?

- No, but why look for trouble?
- Who's looking for trouble?

I give the orders around here,

and nobody's gonna scare me
or threaten me or intimidate me.

Because you know something, Boyle?
I don't scare easy.

- Sarge...
- I just don't.

- Sarge...
- Hmm?

I wasn't thinking, I wasn't thinking.

[phone rings]

B Company. Corporal Boyle speaking.

Hmm? Oh, yeah. Well, I'll have to
get him for you. Hold on, please.

- Who's that?
- It's for Pyle.

So what's with the personal phone calls?

It's that crummy sergeant.
I can hear him yelling.

How about a broken thumb, huh?

Not the whole hand, just the thumb.

Hello?

Oh, hey there.

No, I don't think so.

No, I better not, on account of
I know what the answer is gonna be.

Yeah, I'm sure I know
what the answer is gonna be.

Well, okay.

- Sergeant Carter?
- No!

That was the answer, all right.

Oh, no, I couldn't do that.

Well, I just couldn't.

Well... all right.

[quietly] ♪ Oh, my papa

♪ To me he was so wonderful

♪ Oh, my papa... ♪

Give me that!

We're signing off now.

You get back to your barracks
on the double. You hear me?

Yes, Sergeant.

This is a Marine base
run by Marines, not civilians,

and we don't change our plans around here

just because some civilian makes a request
or makes threats. You got that?

- Well, yes, Sergeant.
- Out! Out! Out!

Out, out, out, out!

And you can tell your friends
I don't scare easy!

You hear that?

They can make all the threats they want,

but Vince Carter don't scare easy.

Hmm?

I wasn't thinking, I wasn't thinking.

- Hey, Sarge?
- Yeah?

Don't look now, but I think that car
back there is following us.

What's the matter with you, Boyle?

I don't think they're following us.

Walk fast.

Hey, Sarge.

So?

Just keep walking.

Don't even look at 'em.

Walk fast, walk fast.

- Uh-oh.
- What's the matter?

How many times
you going to let 'em scare you, Boyle?

Come on.

You see?

There ain't even anybody in there.

- Sarge.
- I know. Walk fast, walk fast.

- [loud popping]
- Hit the deck!

[both laughing]

Where's Pyle? Is he in his barracks?

I didn't see him. Why?

Why? I want him to know
I can fight a war of nerves

as well as anybody, that's why.

- You can tell him that when you see him.
- Huh?

Well, as long as his buddies
keep trying to scare me,

the Jade Club is off limits to him.

- You can tell him that, too.
- Why take it out on him, Sarge?

- It's not his fault.
- All I know is, ever since I told him

he couldn't go into town
and sing at that club,

well, I been getting scares thrown at me.

Well, it's not going to work because...

Aw, I'll tell him myself.

[Joe] Hey, Carter. Hey, Sergeant Carter.

Over here, Carter.

Hello, Sergeant.

- Huh?
- You want to come with us, Sergeant?

Are you guys crazy?
On a Marine base? If you...

Let's go, Sarge, in the car.

You guys are letting yourselves in
for a lot of trouble, a lot of trouble.

- Hey, Sergeant.
- Pyle, what are you doing here?

Didn't I tell you this place was off
limits to you? What are you doing here?

- Well, I...
- I asked you a question, Pyle.

Never mind.
Look, I want to know what's going on here,

because you guys
are going to be in plenty of trouble.

You know what you're fooling around with?
Government property.

Yeah, that's what I am,
government property.

What did you bring me
down here for anyway?

Take it easy, Sergeant.
It was Gomer's idea to bring you down.

- Huh?
- That's right, Sergeant.

You see, when Mr. Nino here sent for me
and showed me the big surprise,

first thing I thought about was you

and how you should be in on it
since it was all your fault.

What are you talking about, Pyle?

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Who's that?

- Oh, this is my papa.
- Huh?

You see, when you wouldn't
let me come down here

and sing that Papa song,

Mr. Nino even did better than that.

He sent for his daddy
all the way from Naples. How about that?

[both speaking Italian]

[speaking Italian animatedly]

Bless his heart.

[Daddy continues speaking Italian]

[fanfare plays]

Mr. Nino, the owner of this nightclub,

asked me to sing this particular song

for a very special occasion...

to welcome his daddy,
who just come to this country.

Hey, Papa Gregorio.

[laughter]

And since this is such a special occasion,

I learned how to sing this song
in a very special way.

[piano playing gentle intro]

[singing Oh, My Papa IN Italian]

[speaks Italian]

[Gomer continues singing]

[speaking Italian]

[mutters in Italian]