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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Now remember, Boyle, it's Saturday.

Them requisitions have got to be
over at Supply before noon.

Don't worry about a thing, Sarge.

Just have yourself a nice relaxed weekend
of fishing. Everything here will be fine.

So long, Sergeant!
And I hope you catch one that... big.

What are they, on vacation?
What's with the ball-playing?

They're on liberty, Vince. I guess
they'd rather fool around than take off.

Yeah. Well, most important of all,
keep your eye on my car every minute.

Make sure this idiot doesn't scrape me
when he pulls out.

- [Gomer] I got it! I got it!
- [thud]

I'm sorry, Sergeant.
I guess it got flung too hard.

If you guys dented my hood,
I'm gonna dent your skulls!

Don't worry, Sergeant,
it's just an old soft tennis ball.

Beat it. What is this, a playground?

Well, we are on liberty.

Get outta here
before I give you something to do.

Go on, blow!

Now, look, keep the key in the desk.

If the sun gets too hot, move the car
over to the other lot where it's shadier.

And wipe your feet before you get in!

Hey, Sergeant. If you'd like me to,
I'll wash your car while you're gone.

- Are you still here?
- Can I wash it? Can I?

It don't need washing!

Well, it's bound to get dusty.
I could just take a rag

- and whoosh over it...
- No.

But it'd be no trouble at all.

Besides, we're on cleaning detail, anyhow,
and...

You're on cleaning detail?
Why aren't you cleaning the duty hut?

- We did.
- Do it again!

Well, all right, Sergeant.

I hope you have a good time.

And I hope you catch a fish that...

[Carter] Now!

[car horn honks]

Don't forget them requisitions!

Uh, you gotta fill out
the morning report.

And the furlough papers for Medwin!

And don't forget to tell
Sergeant Singer...

I've gotta get over to Supply.

You guys stay with it
and grab the phone if it rings.

Right, Corporal.

If you hadn't opened your big mouth,
Gomer, we wouldn't be doing this.

Well, I don't mind, Duke.
You do a job the second time

and you see how far from perfect
it really is.

[phone rings]

Duty Hut. PFC Gomer Pyle speaking.

Hey, Miss Bunny! How are you?

No, Sergeant Carter's not here.

He's gone off for a wonderful weekend
of fishing.

He's gone off fishing? But he can't!

He's got all the things I collected
for the charity bazaar

right in the trunk of his car!

He was supposed to deliver them
this morning.

- Well, Miss Bunny, the car is right here.
- Oh, what good is that gonna do me?

And after I knocked myself out
collecting stuff

from every house and store
in the neighborhood.

Well, he'll back Monday
and I'm sure he'll call you first thing.

Yeah? Well, I'm not so sure I'll be here
for his call, Monday or the day after.

Now, wait a minute, Miss Bunny,

you say the things
are in the sergeant's car?

Well, he left the key here.
I heard him tell Corporal Boyle.

Yeah, here it is.

And they're supposed to be delivered
where?

To the corner at Fourth and Main.

Oh, yeah, I know that building.
In the basement, you say?

Oh, if you can do this, I can't tell you
what a lifesaver you'll be.

Don't you worry, Miss Bunny,

all those things will get there
right on time.

Absolutely.

You just leave it to me.

- Gomer, what are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna take the sergeant's car

and deliver those things
to the rummage sale.

- Gomer, no!
- Well, it's for a good cause, Duke.

And Sergeant Carter
did promise Miss Bunny.

She's his best girl
and he wouldn't want her mad at him.

I know in a case like this,
he'd want me to drive his car.

Drive it?
Gomer, he won't even let you wash it!

Oh, Duke!

No, Gomer, wait a minute!

You're not serious this time?

Oh, no, this is the craziest thing
you've ever done. You can't be serious.

Think, Gomer, think!
This is the sergeant's car.

You're taking his car
and without his permission.

But, Duke, I'm doing it for him.

I'm not just taking this car
for my own pleasure.

- Now, stop worrying.
- Well, I am worried.

This is the way it always starts.

Somebody gets into trouble,
you gotta help 'em.

Mr. Fix-It! Always gotta go around...

Boy, she sure got a lot of nice donations,
didn't she?

- Gomer...
- Look at that. Candlesticks and silverware

- and teapots.
- Gomer, listen to me, please don't do it.

Please do not take the car!

You'll see, Duke. When Sergeant Carter
gets back and hears about this,

he'll shake my hand.

Oh, yeah, he'll shake your hand,
all right.

He'll shake your hand until it comes off!

Gomer, this is dynamite!

I'm all set now. Won't take me
but a minute to change my uniform.

You're making a mistake taking the car.
What if something happens?

Nothing's gonna happen.
I'll be there and back before you know it.

[phone rings]

Company B. PFC Slater.

Oh, hi, Corporal Boyle.

Uh, fine, fine! Everything's fine.

Oh, you'll be stuck over at Supply
a little longer?

Yeah, well, there's no problem here.
It's been real quiet the last hour or so.

Everything quiet and under control.

Oh, hi, Gome.

Huh? Oh, Pyle just walked in.
He, uh, went over to pick up some polish.

Okay.

What happened? Did you deliver the stuff?

Well, Duke... [sighs]

What's that?

It's the car key.

Where's the car?

I couldn't help it, Duke.
It was just a little accident.

Accident?

Acc...
Is that what you said, Gomer, an accident?

Tell me about it. Everything!

Well, I don't remember everything.

I guess it'll all be
in the lawyer's letter.

Lawyer's letter?

- That's what the police said.
- Police?

Yeah, they were there
to keep the crowd back.

Crowd?

There's always a crowd.

Oh...

All right, all right! Now start all over.

Exactly what happened?

Well, I couldn't get the brakes to work
and I went through a red light.

- You did?
- It was on back of a truck.

There was hardly any damage.

- [sighs in relief]
- To the truck.

The car's a mess.

[gasps] Where'd it happen?

Well, at the corner of where
Canyon and Beacon meet.

Canyon and Beacon? Canyon and Beacon
don't meet! There's a fence there.

Canyon's not a through street.

It is now.

- Oh!
- But it really wasn't my fault, Duke.

I was going down this hill

and I went to put on the brakes
and there wasn't any.

And there was this truck there.
I just couldn't help it.

Did I tell ya? Did I tell ya?!

Can you imagine what's gonna happen
when Carter gets back?

You're not gonna be the only one
that's gonna catch it. I'll get it, too!

Why you, Duke?

Why? Because I didn't stop ya.
I was right here and I didn't stop ya!

But you had nothing to do with it, Duke.
It was all my idea.

Gomer,
that won't be good enough for the sarge.

He'll wanna know why I didn't take a rifle
and stop you

or why I didn't throw myself
under the wheels of the car!

Oh, Monday's gonna be a great day,
all right. I can just hear the sergeant.

He's gonna come out and...

Wait a minute. Monday...
The sarge is not due back till Monday.

We still have a chance
if we can get the car fixed before then!

- Where is it?
- The tow truck took it to the garage.

Get over and tell them to work
day and night if they have to,

but that car's gotta be fixed!

Go tell them at the garage to fix it
and get it back here real early Monday.

With any luck,
Carter may never know a thing.

And gimme that key!
Now come on, get going.

Is Boyle inside?

- What's the matter with you?
- Nothing, Sarge, nothing at all!

Corporal Boyle's over at Supply.

- What are you doing back, Sarge?
- I remembered something I had to do.

But you're definitely leaving, right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving.

- What are you so anxious for, Slater?
- Anxious? Me? Oh, I'm not anxious.

I just hate to see you get a late start
on your weekend!

Well, forget about it.

- Who moved my car?
- What car?

The car parked in the lot, chowderhead!

- "What car?" My car!
- Isn't it there?

If it was there, would I be asking you?
Where is it?

No need to get upset. It'll turn up.
Whoever took it's bound to bring it back.

What do you mean, "took it"?

Oh, maybe you mislaid it?

- Mislaid? A car?
- It happens.

The car was definitely there!
You saw it!

Well, maybe somebody took it by mistake.
That's it, an honest mistake!

It's possible.
You know cars, they look alike!

Just get over to the barracks
and see if anyone there's seen it.

Go on!

Come on, move, move, move, move,
move, move, move!

Vince, what are you doing back?

- Did you move my car?
- No, I just put the keys in the desk.

- Why, anything wrong?
- Huh?

Oh, yeah.

I almost drove off and forgot I got
a whole trunk full of stuff to deliver

to some charity bazaar for Bunny.

Boy, she'd really hand me my head
if I'd have gone off and forgotten it.

You say you left the key in the desk?

Top drawer.
I put it there right after you left.

- It's still here.
- Then, what's up?

- My car's gone.
- Your car's gone and the key's still here?

You didn't move it. The key's here.
Then, why would my car be...

- It's stolen!
- Stolen?

Sure! Yeah!

If you were a crook and came on the base,
which car would you take, huh?

Persky's? Denhoff's?
No, you'd steal the best one - mine.

It all adds up.

The crook jumped the wires
and just took off.

And with all that stuff of Bunny's
in the trunk!

- What are you doing?
- You'll see. Gimme the police.

Don't you think you ought to wait
a little...

For what?
Give the crook more time to get away?

This way, they may nab him
before he gets outta town!

Let the police get right on it.

Hello. Uh, police?
I wanna report a stolen car.

Yeah. Ho, ho, ho, you did it!
Yeah, you really did it.

[headlight clangs]

Boy, you did it!

How come you didn't get hurt?

Boy, you bang up a car like this
and you usually don't walk away from it.

Well, I don't understand it. I just don't
understand what happened to the brakes.

Are you sure you're okay?
Maybe you got a concussion.

You sound like you got a concussion.

No, I'm all right, but what about the car?

Oh, boy, you did it!
[chuckles] You really did it.

- But it was just an ordinary collision.
- Maybe for you, ordinary, but for us?

It ain't every day we have to fish
knives and forks out of a transmission.

I was delivering some silverware.

Oh, boy, you did it!

Lookit here. Look.

[metal creaks]

There. It was hanging by a thread.

- You'll have to have a new one.
- Oh, my!

Let's see,
this'll take about four or five days.

But I've gotta have it back
no later than Monday morning.

It's a matter of life or death!

Look, kid, you have any idea
how much labor goes into a job like this?

Take a guess how many guys
are gonna be working on this car.

- Well, I...
- No, go ahead, take a guess.

- But I...
- And it's Saturday.

The parts places are all closed.

What am I gonna do? Monday's my deadline.

You, too?

Here's a deadline, there's a deadline.
Everybody's got a deadline!

Do you know how many cars
I got piled up with a deadline?

Take a guess how many cars
I got piled up with deadlines?

- Well, I...
- No, no, go ahead, take a guess.

I don't know. And I wouldn't ask you
to do this unless it was an emergency,

but I've just got to have that car back.
It's very important. Please, sir?

Well, seeing as you're a serviceman
and all,

and if I put a full crew on and ask
the others to do it as a special favor...

Okay, kid, you'll have it.

Oh, thank you, sir! Thank you very much.

- It's gonna take a little bit of doing...
- Hey, Charlie.

Oh, hiya, Fred. What's cooking?

Ah, got a report on a stolen car.

We're checking all the garages
in case they try to get a quick paint job.

Oh, uh, you in the middle of something?

Oh, no, that's all right.
Go ahead, that's more important.

- A stolen car?
- Yeah, belongs to a marine, too.

A marine? Well, ain't that a shame?

Well, kid,
we'll get to work on this right away.

Here's my card.

You better take a few.

I'll get the rest of the things
out of the car.

Okay.

What kind of a car was it, Fred?

It's a two-tone '59 Dodge sedan,
license JIE 137.

[dramatic music]

Well, I hope you catch the crook.

I think I just did.

So, it was all a mistake, huh?

Yes, sir, it was just a little mix-up.

And if you'll let me call
Miss Bunny Olson, she'll tell you.

Okay, okay, we'll get to her, all right.
But first you.

Let's start from the beginning.

You woke up this morning,

went to your wallet and it was empty.
- I don't have a wallet.

It makes the pockets bulge.
It ruins the look of a uniform.

See how flat this is?
So is this back here.

You know where I keep my money?

- Right there.
- Very good!

Still, it would be nice to have
that sock full of money, wouldn't it?

Sure, you look at the fellas
on the outside living it up,

and, of course, the pay in the service
isn't really enough.

The pay's fine, Sergeant. 97.50 a month.

The fact is, I save most of my salary.

Then, how do you explain the stolen car?

I told you, I didn't steal it.
I was just using it.

- He was just using it.
- To help out Miss Bunny.

Why can't we call her?

But the owner of this car
is a Sergeant Vincent Carter.

I was helping him out, too!

Oh, that's wonderful.

What this world needs
is more people to help others like this!

Let's see what he's got in the bags.

[silverware rattles]

Sergeant,
if you'll listen for just a minute...

I can explain the whole thing!

I never stole anything in my whole life!

You can ask any of my buddies.

If it's one thing I respect,
it's other people's property.

Just using it?

No, sir. You see,
all this was gonna be sold.

You can ask Miss Bunny.
She's the one that got all these things.

- She did, huh?
- Uh-huh.

Would you believe that Miss Bunny
got something

from most every house and shop
in this town?

Is that so?

Yes, sir. She's a real hard worker,
night and day.

- All right. Where do we find this Bunny?
- Miss Bunny Olson, 341 Riverdale Avenue.

She can straighten this whole thing out
right away.

Okay, pick her up.
She's got to be the brains of this mob.

Mob? But, Sergeant, you don't understand!

- Sit down!
- But...

Sit down.

[locker slams]

- Relax, Vince.
- Relax? I'll relax when I get my car back!

I don't understand you, Boyle.
I asked you to watch my car, didn't I?

[Boyle] I couldn't watch it every second,
Vince. I had work to do.

Well?

- Well?
- No trace of it, Sarge.

- Did you check the front gate?
- Well, no, I...

I can't trust you to do anything, Slater!

- Boyle, do me a favor, will ya?
- Sure thing, Vince.

[Carter groans]

Sarge? Sarge, I don't think it was stolen.

Why don't you forget about it
and go on your fishing trip?

I'm sure it'll be back no later than
Monday morning, just as you left it.

You'll forgive me
if I don't share your confidence.

"Forget about it," he says! It was right
there where everybody could see it!

- [phone rings]
- Get that, will ya?

Company B. PFC Slater.

That's right.

What? You found the car?
That's impossible!

They found it? Where?
Boy, those police sure work fast.

You told the police, Sarge?

Naturally, I told the police.
Who do you think you're talking to?

Is this the police?

- You say you caught the guy who did it?
- Beautiful! Beautiful!

Yeah, the sarge is here.

- Tell him what?
- What? What? Tell me what?

The suspect says he was borrowing the car.

Tell them it's a likely story!

He says it's a likely story.

Now they wanna know
if you're sure it was stolen.

What else? Of course it was stolen!

Positively and definitely!

He says maybe.

Gimme that!

Hello. This is Sergeant Carter.

Yeah? Good.
I'll be right down to press charges.

I want whoever's responsible for this
behind bars! Right.

- Sarge, can I go with you?
- Sure. Come on.

Watch a creep get the book thrown at him!

- Uh, Sarge? Sarge?
- Huh?

Uh, why don't you sit down over there?
You're kind of upset.

- I'll go check and find out if there's...
- I'll do my own checking!

I'm not upset. I just wanna get my hands
on the guy who took my car.

Where do we find out
where they're holding him?

- [phone rings]
- Officer?

For the hundredth time,
we haven't done anything wrong!

This is ridiculous!

Lady, look, let me see if I follow you.

These were in a car
that don't belong to you.

He took the car,
and it don't belong to him.

Now, this stuff came from
every house and store in town,

- but nothing was stolen?
- Now you've got it!

These are donations for a charity bazaar,
and he borrowed the car to deliver them.

[door opens]

[Gomer] Duke!

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Bunny, what are you doing here?

They're holding us.
They think we stole the car.

It's the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard of!

Oh, boy, what a mess!
I gotta get you out of here, and fast.

Sergeant, he can explain it all to you.

How did you get in here?
And how can you explain it all?

You can let these people go, Officer.
It's all a mix-up.

- The car wasn't stolen at all.
- Oh, the car wasn't stolen?

- No. I just let him borrow it.
- See? I told ya, Sergeant.

Then, you're the owner of the car?

Not exactly. I just let him have the key.

You don't own the car but you had the key
and you let him borrow it?

- Right.
- And the car wasn't stolen?

- No.
- Then, why did Sergeant Carter report it?

Carter? He reported it stolen?

Yeah.

I'll kill him!

Where do I find Sergeant Welbeck?

Slater? What did you...?

- Pyle? Bunny?
- Don't you speak to me!

What did I do? What? What?
What's going on here?

Look, Sergeant, there seems to be a little
confusion about this car of yours.

Now, let's clear it up.
Was the car stolen or wasn't it?

Of course it was stolen!

And before we go any further,
I have a request.

I'd like two minutes alone with the thief.

Where is he?

Right there.

- Huh?
- Hey, Sergeant.

Pyle? He took it?

Yeah.
Now, sign this form pressing charges.

Pressing charges?
Oh, no. I don't want him in jail.

I'm not gonna let him off that easy!

- When I get my hands on...
- Will you be quiet and listen?

- Huh?
- He didn't steal anything.

He was doing you a favor.

Miss Bunny called and told me
how you was supposed to deliver

all these things over to her place.

He was doing your job!
He was afraid I'd be angry with you!

This whole thing would never have happened

if you'd delivered those things
as promised!

Well, you can't blame me for being upset.
It's my car. He had no right taking it!

Oh, you don't appreciate anything
that's done for you!

- I don't appreciate? What do you mean?
- [all yell at once]

[bellows] Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Are you gonna press charges or aren't you?

[sighs] Well, I guess not.

After all, there was no harm really done.

No? have you seen your car yet?

- No. Why? What happened...?
- Gomer, why don't you grab a bag here?

We gotta hurry, Sarge.
You're gonna be late.

Where's my car?

- Come on. Let's go, guys!
- Where's my car?

- Come on, Bunny. Come on, Sarge.
- W-Where's my car?

- Everybody ready to go? Okay.
- Where's my car?

It was nice meeting you.

- Where's my car?
- Taxi!

- Where's my car?
- [Duke whistles] Taxi!

What are you calling a taxi for?
Where's my car?

Why am I calling a taxi?

Well, your car's over at police lockup,
Sarge.

With all that red tape, it'll take hours
before you can get it out.

I don't want you to be late
meeting Kowalski.

[Bunny] And you know what else?

You owe us all an apology,
especially Gomer.

[Carter] An apology?

Yeah. For getting us into this mess
by calling the police!

My car was missing! What would you do?

[sighs] Okay, so I know
my car is all right and everything's fine.

Some apology!

Well, all's well that ends well,
right, Sergeant?

Oh, Pyle?

Hey, there. Hey, Duke, it's the mechanic.

What mechanic?

Pyle, I was in the station to find out
if it's okay to go ahead and fix the car.

Fix the car?

- What car are you fixing?
- Let's go, Sarge. We're gonna be late!

Wait a minute! What car?

It's no use, Duke. We should've told
the sergeant the truth in the first place.

There was a little accident, Sergeant.

That's the reason your car's not here.

An accident? My car?

We wanted to get it fixed up
good as new before you got back.

- How much is the damage?
- [murmurs]

Guess. Take a little guess how much.

- Look, I...
- No, no, go ahead, guess!

[grunts]

A new fender, headlights, bumper,
radiator, windshield?

I couldn't help it, Sergeant,
the brakes give out.

There was a leak in the hydraulic system.

The fitting fell off
and it went just like that.

You know,
it's a good thing he was going slow.

If somebody was speeding in that car,

it could've been bad.
Could've got killed!

So considering everything,
I think you got off pretty easy.

It'll all come to about $350.

You got insurance?

Yeah, I got insurance.

How about you, Pyle? You got insurance?

Well, I don't have a car.

I mean life insurance,
because when I get through with you,

you're gonna be in worse shape
than the car! I'm gonna take...

[Bunny] Vince!

Didn't you hear what the man said?

If you'd been driving,
you could've gotten killed!

Did you hear how much it's gonna cost?

Did you hear what else he said?
Killed, Vince, killed!

- 350 bucks!
- Killed!

Gomer saved your life!

On top of trying to do you a favor,
he saved your life!

Well, what are we standing around for?

I got a three o'clock date with Kowalski.

Come on, let's get going.

Huh?

Guess how long it's gonna take
to fix your car, Sergeant?

Go ahead, take a guess.

Go on, take a guess!

- Hiya, Boyle.
- Hey, hi, Vince.

- Hey, how did the weekend go?
- Great, great.

- Has my car been delivered yet?
- Pyle went to pick it up an hour ago.

Pyle? I thought the mechanic
was gonna bring it back.

He phoned. He was short-handed
this morning so Pyle went to pick it up.

- He should be back any minute.
- Oh.

So, you had a good time,
in spite of everything, huh?

- Yeah, the two of us went way out...
- [clanging]

[laughs] The trash cans fell off the truck!

It's Pyle, he's back!

- [Carter chuckles]
- There she is, Sergeant, good as new!

Yeah, good as new!

I'm sorry it took me so long, but I drove
real slow and real careful-like.

- I hope you wasn't worried.
- I'll tell you the truth, I was a little.

I always get a little nervous
when somebody else is driving my car.

Come on, get out, Pyle, let me park.

Oh, I can park it.

No, Pyle, you better let me.

Nobody can handle this baby like I can.

Yes, sir!

[engine purrs]

[Carter chuckles]

[cans rattle]

Let's leave him alone.