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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle, USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Just think, full colonel's
gonna be visiting our colonel.

That'll be two colonels right here.
Four colonel eyes lookin' right at us.

- How about that!
- Anything special, Corporal?

- Looks like a bulletin.
- Very good. And only a PFC.

- What's it say?
- It's a voluntary extra duty.

You mean they want volunteers
for extra duty?

This is for dough, for dough.
You get a buck and a quarter an hour.

- Sound better to you guys?
- How much work's involved?

- So little even you guys could do it.
- Well, what is it?

You know the colonel
that's visiting our colonel?

- [Duke] Colonel Matthews?
- That's right.

Our colonel is having a dinner party
Saturday night

- and he needs three guys to help out.
- What doin', Corporal?

I don't know, I guess busboy. You know,
waiting on the tables, serving the drinks.

- [Boyle] Why, are you guys interested?
- Well, I sure am!

I'd consider it an honor and a privilege
to help our colonel out.

- Even without gettin' paid.
- Speak for yourself, Gomer!

- Yeah, hey, put me down, Corporal.
- Yeah, me, too.

- You, too, Gome?
- Right!

And the pay is really unimportant.
I just wanna...

Gomer, stow it. We're all in, Corporal.

And Gomer will donate his pay
to his favorite charity, me.

Okay. If you three guys are it,
I might as well take down this notice.

Yeah. Thanks, Corporal.

Just think, me hobnobbin' with colonels.

Gomer, you're not gonna be a guest.
You'll be a busboy!

Still, the folks back home
would be real proud of me.

Why, it might even get put in
Mayberry After Dark.

- I think I'll write 'em.
- What's Mayberry After Dark?

That's the society column
of the Mayberry Gazette.

And in it,
they got social notes from all over.

Imagine, "Colonel Edward Gray
gave a reception for Colonel Matthews,

who's visitin' Camp Henderson.

Private First Class Gomer Pyle
of this city attended as a busboy."

You're on your way up the social ladder,
Gomer.

- What do you guys think you're doing?!
- Well, we was...

I don't care what you're doing.
Don't you know that Colonel Gray

is bringing Colonel Matthews
and his family on a tour of this base,

and they're due to tour right in front
of your barracks in exactly five minutes?

Well, what are you standing around for?
Move it!

- Right, Sergeant.
- Right, Sergeant.

- Hey, Sergeant...
- Did you hear me, Pyle? Get going!

Right, Sergeant. But I wanted to tell you
about that detail I signed up for.

- Huh?
- That voluntary duty detail

for the colonel's party. Me and Duke
and Frankie signed up for it.

- You're kidding, Pyle! You didn't!
- Uh-huh. Why, Sergeant?

Why?
I'm in charge of that detail, that's why!

You are? Then we'll be busin' together!

How about that?
Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Knock it off! You haven't been picked yet!

With a little luck,
maybe I'll get three other volunteers!

Oh, no, Sergeant.
We was the first ones to see it

and we told the corporal,
and he put us down.

- Pyle!
- Why, it'll be a real honor to get to work

in the colonel's Iivin' quarters. And now
hearin' that you're gonna be in charge,

- my cup runneth over!
- Your cup will runneth over all right!

If you happen to be one of the volunteers!

Now, get moving,
that visiting party's due here any second!

- Right, Sergeant.
- Pyle!

Yes, Sergeant?

Pyle! You have a button missing!

I do, I sure do.

You know, I've been havin' trouble
with that button poppin' off.

You're very observant,
you know that, Sergeant?

Pyle, you knucklehead!

You get back to your quarters
and get that button sewed, you hear me?

- You got exactly three minutes! Now, go!
- I can do it, too, in three minutes.

You wanna know why? On account of
I'm real good at threadin' the needle.

That's where a lot of folks eat up time
is threadin' the needle.

Go! Go!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Sewin' kit, sewin' kit, sewin' kit.

Gomer, what are you doing? We're supposed
to be falling in outside right about now.

- Sewin' kit.
- What are you gonna do? This...

Shh! I only got three minutes.
Needle, needle, needle, needle.

- Needle!
- You're gonna sew now?!

- Button, button, button.
- Gomer, you gotta be kidding!

[Carter] All right! Fall in! Fall in!
On the double! On the double!

[Carter] All right, you people!
Move it! Move it!

Let's go! Move it, move it, move it!
Come on, dress it up!

Pyle, will you get out here?!

All right, come on! Shape up!

At ease!

- Hey, Sergeant, I did it!
- Wonderful.

I almost didn't do it, though.

I only had time to sew it through once,
but it'll do for temporary.

Here they come, Pyle. Fall in.
Come on, move, move, move!

Ten-hut!

You dropped your button.

Pyle, when you're at attention,
you don't button buttons

and you don't wave at little girls!

Right, Sergeant, but I was trying to...

Pyle, will you get that button sewed on
and see that it stays on?

Right, Sergeant.

All right. The rest of you... dis-missed!

Button, button, button, button.

Button, button, button, button.

- Here you are, Vince.
- What's that?

- Duty roster for Colonel Gray's party.
- Let's see.

- Lombardi, Slater, Pyle? This is it?
- Yeah. What's the matter?

What's the matter? Pyle is on that list
and you want to know what's the matter?

- He was the first one to sign for it.
- I know, he told me!

- But who thought they'd take him?
- As soon as I had three volunteers,

- I turned them in and that's that.
- Smart, smart! Thanks, Boyle!

What do you want from me, Vince?
If you didn't want them on that detail,

- you should've stopped them.
- Yeah, thanks a lot.

[groans] I know. They're after me!

- Huh?
- It's a test. How much can Carter take?

They're always testing. Boot camp,
NTO School, and now Pyle as a busboy.

Well, I can take it.
I was in Korea, I think I can take this!

Come on, Vince.
You're making a big deal out of it.

It's only one guy at a dinner party
for a couple of colonels.

No, no, no. I gotta stop it.

It's like watching an accident that's
about to happen and not doing anything!

- Well, what are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna stop it!

I'm gonna stop this... this accident
that's about to happen!

That's really all. I wanted to see you men
and make doubly sure

you were aware of your responsibilities
for this evening.

- We certainly are, sir.
- Good.

And, sir, even though
this duty calls for extra pay,

I consider it an honor and a privilege
just to serve.

- The money's really unimportant.
- That's a generous attitude, Private.

But you are performing a voluntary duty
and you're entitled to something for it.

- [knock on door]
- Come in.

- Yes, Sergeant?
- Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

I didn't realize the Colonel was busy.
I can come back later.

No, no. I'm glad you stopped by.

I think these men will be fine
for the dinner party.

And since they're members of your platoon,
I'm certain you can vouch for them.

- Uh, yes, sir. [laughs]
- Fine.

I'll see you men at my house later.

[laughs nervously]

Okay, Pyle, this is it. So you were
picked. Just remember one thing.

I'm gonna be watching you.
I'm gonna be watching you real good.

Oh, I'll appreciate that, Sergeant.

Don't you hesitate to tell me
if I do somethin' wrong.

Okay, you guys, hustle it up! And, Pyle,
you be careful! I'm watching you!

Right, Sergeant. I wish he'd quit
tellin' me he's watchin' me.

It makes a person nervous
to be watched all the time.

- Just be careful. He's watching you.
- Well, now you're doin' it!

Knock off the talk! Work!
Just keep your eye on what you're doin'!

Come on, you guys!
I'll show you where that stuff goes!

- Hey, little girl!
- Hello. You're the one with the button.

Yeah. And I want to thank you
for pickin' it up for me, too.

My daddy's a marine,
he's Colonel Matthews,

so I know how important buttons are.

Oh, well, thank you again.

- My name's Gomer. What's yours?
- Margaret.

What are you doin' with that ball?
Playin' one, two, three, O'Leary?

No, Miss Sims told me not to play
'cause I might get my clothes dirty.

- [Gomer] Miss Sims?
- She's the lady who takes care of me.

Oh, that's too bad.
I know just how you feel.

Sergeant Carter's
the very same way with me.

Whenever I get my clothes dirty,
he gets real upset.

Of course, they just doin' their jobs.

I guess. But it isn't any fun.

Well, there's games you can play
without gettin' dirty.

Oh, it doesn't matter.
There's nobody to play them with.

Oh? Well, there's games that you can play
alone without gettin' dirty.

- Like what?
- Well, there's just a whole lot of them.

Like, uh...

One, two, three, O'Leary.
Or jacks, that's even better.

- Jacks?
- Uh-huh. You should play it with two,

- but you can play by yourself.
- I don't know how to play jacks.

You don't?

Well, I thought all little girls knew
how to play jacks. Here, I'll show you.

Uh-oh. We don't have any jacks.

Maybe we can use somethin' around here.

I'll look in here and see if I can find
somethin' we can use for jacks.

Oh, here, we can use this.
They're sugar cubes.

Here, I'll put these out like this.

Now, you have to get down
on your hands and knees,

and be real careful not to get dirty.
Wait a minute, though.

Now, you kneel down on this

and be real sure you don't get off of it.

Now, what you do, you throw the ball up,
but you can't let it bounce but once.

Then you grab a cube and catch the ball!
Like this.

See? Now, if you get one all right,

then you can go for twosies.

- twosies?
- Uh-huh.

Then you go all the way up to sevensies.

Oh.

There you go.
Now, you're gonna go for onesies.

- I did it!
- See, I told you it wasn't very hard.

- twosies?
- twosies.

Boy, you sure catch on fast!

- Threesies?
- Threesies.

[Gomer gasps and laughs]

Margaret, what are you doing?!

- Just playing.
- I told you not to get dirty!

We're on a trip and you don't
have enough dresses to change!

Well, don't blame her, ma'am.
She was playin', but I put her up to it.

But I paid special attention to see that
she didn't get dirty. You see...

If I were you,
I would just stick to my job.

Let's go in the house, Margaret,
and get cleaned up!

Pyle, where have you been?
I've been waiting...

What's wrong? Anything the matter?

Sergeant, doesn't the private
have anything to do?

He seems to have nothing to do!

- Huh?
- [sighs] Come, Margaret.

- What was that all about?
- Well, little Margaret,

that's Colonel Matthews' daughter,

well, she was lookin' kinda lonely,
poor thing,

and I was just showin' her
how to play jacks.

- Jacks?
- Uh-huh.

And, boy, did she take to it, Sergeant.

You should've seen her eyes
when she hit Threesies for the first time.

She seems like
a right unhappy little girl.

You know who's gonna be unhappy, Pyle?
You're gonna be unhappy!

Now, get that stuff in the house
where it belongs on the double!

I warned you, Pyle, I'm watching you!

- Well, Sergeant, I was just...
- Don't talk, just do it! Do it!

[music and chatter]

Everywhere you look,
brass and brass' wives.

Hey, do you see Colonel Matthews?

Yeah. There he is talking to Colonel Gray.

Go-ollly! Two colonels out there talkin'
and me right here in the kitchen.

Boy, if Mayberry could only see me now.

Watch it. Here comes Sergeant Carter!

Well? Well? What are you knuckleheads
standing around for?

- We were just waiting...
- Well, you don't have to wait any more!

Come on, Lombardi,
grab this tray and get it out there.

Slater, you take the punch.

- What do you want me to do, Sergeant?
- You?

Yeah, you just name it and I'll do it!

Yeah. Let's see, what's safe?

Oh, I know what you can do, Pyle.
See them bags of potato chips over there?

Well, just open them bags and put
the potato chips on this large tray here.

- Then what?
- That's all.

- Just put the chips on the tray.
- Then take the tray out there?

No!

- Just put the chips on the tray.
- Right, Sergeant.

What are you guys waiting around for?
Move out!

Just put the chips on the tray.
That's all!

- What are you fixin' there, ma'am?
- This is avocado dip.

- Avocado dip?
- That's right.

Back home,
if you brought that out to the table,

they'd swear it was pistachio ice cream
all melted. [laughs]

- Hi, Gomer.
- Hey, Margaret.

- Go-Olly! Don't you look pretty.
- Thank you.

I just came down to tell you I'm sorry
for getting you in trouble before.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I'm the one that got you in trouble.

What you doing?

I'm puttin' these here potato chips
on this tray.

I guess it's to dip
in that there bowl of avocado dip.

Oh.

Tell the truth, though, don't that look
just like pistachio ice cream all melted?

- It looks good!
- Do you want some?

Is it all right?

I don't think they'd miss a little bit.

There you go.

Oh, my goodness.
You got it all over your dress.

Oh, Miss Sims will be mad.

We'll just wipe it off before she sees it.

- Margaret!
- I'm sorry, Miss Sims.

Oh! Your clean dress!

It'll wipe right off, ma'am.
I'm sorry as I can be, ma'am.

What's going on here? What did he do?

Why don't you ask the private?

Just for this, Margaret, you're going to
have to stay in your room. Come along!

- But, ma'am, she shouldn't get punished.
- Pyle!

Sergeant, she shouldn't get punished.
It was an accident.

Wasn't nobody's fault, honest.

Pyle, what is this? Huh?
What is it, a conspiracy?

- Huh?
- Yeah, that's it. A conspiracy!

First you get the youngest member
of the family and work up to the Colonel.

- You're out to destroy us all, aren't you?
- No, I'm not, Sergeant.

Then get cutting
or I'll throw you out of here!

Did you empty those potato chips
like I told you?

- Well, I was...
- Do it! Do it!

- Here, you can take this out now, Private.
- Ma'am?

Take the tray and pass it around.

Yes, ma'am.

[music and chatter]

- Where's the other private that was here?
- Who?

The man with the potato chips.
Where did he go?

- Oh, I sent him out with a tray.
- You didn't!

Care for some dip, sir? It's avocado.

Well, thank you, Private.

- You care for some dip, sir?
- Thank you.

Care for some more, sir?

[whispers] Look over there. Over there.

[whispers] Over there.

[whispers] Colonel... wants... dip!

I'm sorry, sir. Let me get you a towel.

I'm... I'm sorry, sir.

- You did it, didn't you, Pyle?
- I did it. I really did it.

I just stood there and watched 16 years
in the Marines go down in the dip.

- Towels, towels, towels.
- With my own eyes, I saw it!

Sergeant, I deserve every word
you're gonna yell at me,

but I gotta find a towel.
There's a colonel out there

with a whole handful of avocado dip.

[glass smashes]

Go-Olly, Sergeant.
Can I pick it up when I come back?

You're not coming back! Get out of here!
Get out of this house and stay out!

Get out of here before they declare
this place a disaster area!

Out, out, out! Out!

Out!

[Margaret] Gomer. Hey, Gomer.

- Hey, Margaret.
- Is the dinner party over?

- No.
- Then why are you leaving?

Well... it's over for me.

What?

Well, my work's finished and I got to go.

Oh.

- I'll see you, Margaret.
- Gomer...

- Huh?
- I won't see you anymore.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

- You are?
- Uh-huh.

We're going to Hawaii for a while.

Can't you come up and say goodbye?

Well... I really shouldn't.

Oh, just for a minute.

I won't see you again. Please?

Well... I don't guess a minute will hurt.

My, my, my!

And here's Mommy and Daddy and me
in Paris.

Well, I'll be!

And here we are in Bangkok.
That's in Thailand.

Well, boy, you sure get around a lot
for a young 'un. I bet you have fun.

- Well, not all the time.
- Huh?

You see, Daddy has to go to a lot
of meetings and gatherings and things.

And I have to spend a lot of time
with Miss Sims.

- Oh.
- Miss Sims is nice,

but she doesn't know how to play games.

Most grown-ups don't know
how to play any fun games.

Except you, Gomer. You know
how to play games and everything.

- Aww!
- That's why I'm glad you could come up

and visit with me before I go away.

Well, I'm sure glad I could come, too.

Hey, look at all them records over there.

- Are they yours?
- Uh-huh.

Why don't we pick out
a cheerin'-up record

on account of I think we both could use
some cheerin' up?

Okay?

Hey, here's a good one!

Get it on.

[music plays]

[banging]

- I wonder what that is.
- What room is that above us?

- Is it Margaret's?
- Yes, it is.

- You don't think she fell down, do you?
- Maybe we better go see.

[music plays]

- Oh, dear, dear, are you all right?
- Mm-hm.

We heard the noise.
Is there anything wrong, sir? Pyle!

[Colonel Gray] What's going on, Private?

Well, we was just playin' some records...

Did you give this man permission
to come up here?

Uh, no, sir.

With the Colonel's permission,
I'll get him back to his quarters.

I'll have him confined
if the Colonel wishes.

No, don't! It's not Gomer's fault!

I invited him to come up here.

Daddy, please don't let them
do anything to Gomer. Please.

We were having fun,

because Gomer knows how to play games

that most grown-ups
don't even know how to play.

And he knows how to dance and sing songs
and he's my friend.

Ed, um...

Now, I realize this is your base
and I don't wanna interfere,

- but if you could see your way clear to...
- You don't want him punished?

Well, actually,
he didn't disobey any orders,

and outside of being
a pretty rotten busboy...

- Sure.
- You see, Ed, we travel a great deal.

Margaret doesn't have a chance
to make many friends.

- And when I see her having a little fun...
- I understand.

Yeah. You know,
maybe he should be commended.

He was actually entertaining her.

- Um... Shall I take him, sir?
- Oh, certainly not.

Private, thank you.
Thank you for Margaret and for us.

Oh, thank you, Daddy.

Sergeant, he's a good man.

Yes, sir. A good man.

He's a very good man.

I don't know why they wanted you for this
detail, but I ain't taking any chances.

I'm watching you like a hawk!

You don't have to do that, Sergeant.
I'm gonna be real careful.

Gomer!

Oh, hey, Margaret. Guess what.

I got you a goin'-away present
on account of you're goin' away.

It's real jacks. I got them at the PX.

I never thought they'd have them.
But sure enough, there they was.

Oh, boy, thanks, Gomer!
Do you think we can try them real quick?

I guess so.

Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I'll put this down for you.

Be real careful now.

Now, it's my turn to go for Threesies.

- [Miss Sims] Margaret!
- Pyle!

We was just playin'.
It's my turn to go for Threesies.

- Pyle, get up off your knees!
- Will you get up?

Sergeant, Miss Sims,

can't you see the private
hasn't made his Threesies?