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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Where is Pyle with that Jeep?
I told him two o'clock sharp.

It's just a couple of minutes after,
Sarge. He'll be here.

You called the hotel, didn't you?
They got a place for her, all right?

It's all taken care of.

She's on the second floor
with cross-ventilation.

Yeah. Well, I want everything
to be all right.

After all, she's the only sister I got.

- You're really looking forward, huh?
- Wait till you see her, Boyle.

Really something, huh?

She's the greatest.
Absolutely the greatest.

She's got everything.
Looks, brains, personality.

She's a lot like me.

Uh-huh.

And she thinks the world of me, too.

Oh, you know, since my old man passed away

I've been more of a father to that kid
than a brother.

She never makes a move
without turning to me first.

I used to pick out her clothes for her,
the subjects she took in school.

I even figured out her career.

Oh? What does she do?

She's a beauty operator. Got the number
two chair, right next to the owner.

[vehicle pulls up]

There's Pyle now.

It's about time.

Pyle, you're late. Can I trust you
to do anything right?

Like be on time, especially today.
What's the matter with you?

I know, Sergeant, and I'm sorry
as I can be.

But there was such a long line at the PX.

The PX. What did you go there for?

Pick up this candy for your sister.

See, it's real nice when you come off
of a long bus ride

to have somebody meet you
with something sweet.

Yeah. But it's better not
to keep somebody waiting.

But she'll understand
when you explain why.

Sweets to the sweet.

- I'll be back around five, Boyle.
- Right, Sarge.

I bet she is sweet too,
on account that she's the sister--

Move, Pyle, move!

You see, we're late.
The bus is already here.

There she is. Babe!

Hey, Babe.

Oh, she's a handsome looking girl.
And sweet, just like I said.

Vince, oh, so good to see you.

Oh, boy, what a sight for sore eyes.

Here, let me look at you.
You're looking great.

You never looked better. [laughs]

Boy, I second that.

Of course, I never have seen you before.
But if Sergeant Carter says

you never have looked better,
then I'll take his word for it.

This is Private Gomer Pyle.
This is my sister.

How do you do, Gomer?

Hey, Miss Carter.

Well, come on, Babe--

I can't tell you what a pleasure it is
to meet the sister of my favorite person.

- Oh, well thank you, Gomer.
- It's a real honor.

Well, come on, let's all--

I brought you some candy
as kind of a welcome gift.

That's very nice of you. Thank you.

There half soft centers
and half caramels and nuts.

Thank you, Gomer.

The light chocolate's the soft centers.

And the dark is the caramel and nuts.
There's some jellies in there too.

Oh, thank you very much.

Sweets to the sweet.

Pyle, get her bags, will you?

Right, Sergeant.

I think there's some nougats and some
marzipan in there. Do you like marzipan?

- I think--
- Come on.

Oh, Miss Carter, which is your bags?

Oh, there's a blue plaid and a tan one.
They've got my name on them, Gomer.

Hey, Babe. Babe, you look great,
just great.

Are you kidding? I've got to go on a diet.

Don't you do it. You look wonderful.

How long are you going
to be able to stay?

Just a few days.

Actually I came down to tell you
about a big surprise.

Yeah? What is it?

Oh, I don't want to tell you here.

Oh, come on. Tell me.

You didn't get the first chair, did you?
Old man Stukey didn't retire?

[chuckles] Nothing like that.
This is a really big surprise.

Well, I've got them.

Oh, thank you, Gomer.

Get yourself and the bags in the back,
Pyle. I'll drive.

Now what's all this about a big surprise?

Pyle!

Sorry. I'll pick them up.

Of all the nitwits.

Pyle, you knucklehead,
can't you do anything right?

Pick it up. Pick it up.

Well, I'm terribly sorry.

I guess I'm just nervous about meeting
the sister of my favorite person.

Pick them up. Pick them up.

Boy, he's murder, just murder.

Come on, move, move, move!

Huh? Huh? You like it?
Cross-ventilation and everything.

And the bedroom looks out
on the street.

Oh, Vince, you've certainly
gone to a lot of trouble.

Nothing's too good for you, sis.

You know you're always number one with me.

- Now come on, what's the big surprise?
- Okay. You ready?

Tell me. Tell me.

Vince, I'm going to get married!

Married? To who?

Harold Kenobly.

Harold Kenobly?

Harold Kenobly!

What's the matter?

Little Harold Kenobly
that's in the surgical supply business?

He's a wonderful person.

Oh, no, Babe. No, not Harold.

- Why? What's wrong with him?
- What's wrong with him?

Everything! He's got no class,
no personality, no charm.

You put him in a room full of people,
Nobody'd even know he was there.

Harold Kenobly!

You don't even know him.

I know him. I know him.
What do you mean I don't know him?

He once tried to sell me
a pair of arch supports. I know him.

He's a creep.

[gasps] How can you say that?

I know him. I know Harold Kenobly,
that... civilian.

Well, what's wrong
with his being a civilian?

Don't tell me I have to marry a Marine.

Would that be so terrible?

Your brother is a Marine, ain't he?

If you married one, we could kind
of keep it in the family.

Vince, Harold and I love each other.

Look, Babe.

Maybe you're in love with
the idea of getting married.

I want you to get married.

But what's the rush?

Take a while. Think it over.

Mr. Right will come along.
Believe me, sis.

Some nice Marine.

Could be. Who knows?

Here's your bags, Miss Carter.

Where do you want them?

Oh, just put them in the bedroom, Gomer.
You can throw them on the bed.

Any place you say and I'd be happy.

You just name it, and I'll do it.

My, my. Sergeant Carter's sister.
My, my, my.

Out, Pyle. Out. Go, go, go.

Listen, Babe. Listen to me.
What's the rush? Take your time.

Harold Kenobly ain't the only man
in the world.

Give yourself a chance
to meet somebody else.

- But, Vince.
- [glass shatters]

[Gomer] Uh-oh.

I've known Harold since we were kids.

Well, that's the trouble.
You've stuck to this one guy

and haven't given yourself
a chance to look around.

How would you feel if you got married
and then you met a guy,

the right guy, but too late.

- [glass shattering]
- [Gomer] Sorry.

Well, I have looked around. And I know
my own mind. I'm not a child, Vince.

Okay, Babe.

I'm only your brother. I can't stop you.

But I'm telling you I don't approve, Babe.

But, if you want to break my heart,
well...

you go right ahead.

But I don't approve, Babe.

I got your bags put away.
And I opened the blinds.

And I cleaned up all the broken glass.

What broken glass?

Well, I busted a bottle
of some kind of stuff for the hands.

Or maybe it's mouthwash. I'm sure sorry.
I'll get you another.

Oh, that's all right, Gomer.

But I sure hope you enjoy your visit,
Miss Carter.

Thank you, Gomer.

And I just want to say,
welcome, welcome, welcome.

Come on, Pyle, let's go.

Right, Sergeant.

And Miss Carter, if there's
anything I can do

to help your stay, you just call on me.

Thank you, Gomer.
Oh, and thank you for the candy.

Well, there's some peanut
clusters in there, too.

Do you like peanut clusters?

Get out of here, will you?

Well, I'll see you later, Babe.

In the meantime, think it over.

Not Harold Kenobly, please. Not him.

I thought he'd be happy
when he heard the news.

I thought it'd make him happy.

Well, so what?
Can't we get married anyway?

Well, he is my brother.

And I don't want to hurt him.
I can't do that to him.

Does this mean we're finished?

No. It just means I've got to get him
to change his mind about you.

How are you going to do that?

He hates me. I know what he thinks of me.

He thinks I'm a dope, a dumbbell.
Isn't that right?

You know what? It would serve him right
if I married someone

he really thinks is a dumbbell.

Oh, look, Babe.

Listen, Harold.

I think I've got an idea.

An idea to get my brother
to change his mind about you.

How are you going to do that?

Well... No, just leave it to me, Harold.

All right.

Babe? I sure miss you.

I miss you too, Harold.

It's sure hard for me
to keep my mind

on wheelchairs and rubber stockings
when you're away.

Be patient, honey.

Listen, I've got a plan.

And I'm pretty sure it's going to work.

Phone call for me, Corporal?

That's who they called for.

Private First Class Gomer Pyle speaking.

Gomer, this is Babe.

Who?

Babe Carter, Sergeant Carter's sister.

Oh, yes, sir. I mean, ma'am.

Uh, Gomer, my brother isn't there, is he?

No. But I can go get him for you.
Did you want to talk to him?

No. No, Gomer.

Listen, I thought I'd take you up
on your offer

and have you show me
around town a little bit.

Oh, I'd be most pleased to, ma'am.

When did you want me to do that?

Oh, about 7 o'clock tonight.

And Gomer, don't tell my brother
about this, will you?

Don't tell him?

Well, he's so busy.

And I don't want him to feel guilty

that he's not spending
enough time with me.

I just don't want
to bother him too much.

Oh, I've got you.

So we'll just keep it a secret?

Oh, sure. You bet. I won't tell him.

Oh, good.

Because the last time I came down,
he neglected his job.

I don't want him to do that, Gomer.

Yes, ma'am. I understand.

He's real sweet that way.

[whispers] He just came in.

What, Gomer? I can't hear you.

[whispers] I can't talk. He just came in.

So long, buddy. I'll do what you said.

Goodbye, Gomer.

Hey, Sergeant Carter. How are you today?

That phone is for official use, Pyle,
you understand?

Right, Sergeant.
Fact is, I didn't make a call.

Somebody called me, a friend of mine.

I didn't ask you.
That's really all I can tell you.

- It was a friend of mine--
- Pyle, who cares?

Get out of here!

Nabrowski.

Where's Nabrowski?

Well, I think he's over at the PX,
Sergeant.

Is that you, Pyle?

You mean this smelly stuff.

Yeah, that's me all right.

It's called Man and Horse.

It ain't sweety smelling
like a lot of them.

The lady at the PX says it
has a real masculine aroma.

Man and Horse.

You got a big date tonight, Pyle?

Come on, Pyle, tell me. Who is she?

Don't ask, Sergeant. Please don't ask.

You're bashful, huh?

Aw, look at that.

He's bashful.

Come on, Pyle. What is she? A truck
driver? A mechanic at the gas station?

You shouldn't say things like that,
Sergeant.

Well, come on, Pyle, you can tell me.
What does she look like?

Is she pretty?

Well, yeah, she's very pretty.

Yeah, I'll bet.

Like a mud fence.

I bet she's a real dog, huh?

Come on, Pyle, level with me.
She's a dog, huh?

Sergeant Carter, I don't
think that's very respectful to a lady,

especially about a...

Well, she's a fine, considerate person

and a lady, a real fine lady.

A bow wow.

Please don't say that, Sergeant.

Okay, Pyle. I was just kidding.
Have a good time.

Well, thank you.

[Carter barks, laughs]

I can't tell you how wonderful
it's been being out

with my favorite person's sister.

Thank you, Miss Carter,
for letting me show you around.

No, Gomer. I'm the one
that should thank you.

Thank you for a lovely evening.

You're sure welcome.

Did you enjoy the Godzilla movie?

It was very interesting.

Gomer, are you going to be busy
tomorrow night?

No, ma'am. Why?

Well, I really had
such a nice time tonight.

And well, I really hate
to impose on you like this.

Shoot, ma'am. Would you like me to show
you around again tomorrow night?

I wouldn't be taking you away
from your work?

Oh, no. I'm not busy
like Sergeant Carter.

He's got all kinds of responsibilities
that I don't have.

Oh, good, Gomer. Oh, I do appreciate it.

Same time then?

That'll be fine. I'll be here. Bye, ma'am.

Bye.

Babe! Hey, Babe.

Well, Vince, have you been waiting
here for me?

Waiting? I've been here for hours.
Where have you been?

Your first night in town,
I can't find you. What's going on?

Oh, Vince, Vince,
my darling brother Vince.

- Huh?
- Oh, Vince.

You won't believe this.

I know you won't believe this,
but I've just been on a date.

You had a date? With who?

Oh, Vince. It was so fantastic.

You said Mr. Right would come along
and...

Oh, I don't want to say too much about it.

Listen. Calm down.

Tell me what you're talking about.

You met some guy. What's his name?
Who is he?

Oh, I don't want to say too much.
It's too good to be true.

I mean, it all just happened so fast,
out of the clear blue sky.

- Babe?
- He's all the things I ever dreamed of.

He's tall and slender
and thoughtful and kind and sweet.

- And guess what, Vince?
- What?

He's a Marine, Vince.

- He's a Marine!
- Well--

Doesn't it make you happy, Vince?
He's a Marine.

Okay, he's a Marine. But who?

And I thought Harold was the only one.

I could have made a terrible mistake
if it hadn't been for you.

You did it. You opened my eyes.
You said, think, take your time.

And I did.

- But listen--
- And he's a Marine, Vince.

Oh, I'm so grateful.

My sister. [laughs nervously]

I don't understand it.
I just don't understand it.

She came here to tell me
that she wanted to marry one guy.

She's been here less
than 24 hours and she tells me

she's in love with somebody else.

Well, who is this guy?
What do you know about him?

Nothing! She wouldn't tell me a thing.

All I know is he was tall,
thin, sweet, and a Marine.

I'm sure there's nothing
to get upset about, Sarge.

Upset? I'm going out of my skull.

I don't like it, Boyle.
I don't like it at all.

After all, she's my kid sister.

Oh, it's probably just an infatuation.

What's that?

Well, you know, a quicky romance.
In love today. Out of love tomorrow.

- That's an infatuation?
- Yeah.

Well, I don't like it.

I don't like my sister having
an infatuation with no stranger.

There's an easy way
to find out who he is.

Why don't you go down
and stake out the hotel?

What are you telling me?

Spy on my own sister?

Is that what you're suggesting?
That I spy on my own sister?

[no audible dialog]

[horns honking]

What's the matter with you?

Why don't you wake up, you dumb jerk?

What do you think you're doing,
walking the dog?

Out for a stroll, fella?

[urgent knocking on door]

Babe.

Vince. Oh, I'm so glad you stopped by.

I was going to call you
but I was afraid it was too late.

Listen, I'll tell you why I'm here. I...

Huh? You were going to call me?

What did you want to call me about?

Well, you know, last night I told you
I wasn't sure about this fellow I met?

Yeah. Yeah.

- I had another date with him tonight.
- Yeah?

And Vince, I think I'm sure.

Oh, no, no, no.

And it's all because you wouldn't let me
throw myself away on Harold.

Oh, Vince, you're so wise. You're so wise.

- Listen, I--
- Doesn't that make you happy, Vince?

I know you're going to adore him.
For one thing, he's a Marine.

Did I tell you that?
He's so kind, so gentle, and so sweet.

He's Gomer Pyle, right?
Gomer Pyle, that's the Marine, Gomer Pyle?

Yeah! How did you know?

Oh, Babe. I don't know how this happened.

But you can't do this.
You can't do this to me.

Don't tell me you don't approve of him.

I should think you'd be thrilled.
He's a Marine in your own outfit.

Golly, Vince. I'm keeping it in the family
just the way you wanted.

In the family.

Now, Vince, I want you to go home
because I can't talk about it anymore.

I'm just too happy.
I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay, Vince?

You go home and get a good night's sleep.

Good night.

Babe, I was hoping you'd call.
What's happening?

Oh, Harold.

I think brother Vince
is about to give his approval.

No, I mean it.

Now listen, Harold, if Vince calls,
we haven't been in touch.

But he's not going to call me, Babe.

He will.

Just remember when he calls,
you haven't heard a thing from me.

I don't understand, Sergeant.

Did Private Pyle request
this transfer to Japan?

No, sir. But we do need men there
and I thought he'd be a fine possibility.

Yes. Does he speak Japanese?

No, sir. But he could learn.

I'm afraid I'll have to deny the request,
Sergeant.

How about the Aleutians?
We need men there, sir.

The Philippines?

Okinawa?

Seattle?

No, Sergeant.

Let's just leave things as they are.

Yes, sir.

What galls me is it's all my fault.

She wanted to marry Harold Kenobly,
but I said no.

I'm the one that drove her
right straight to Pyle.

Well, what about Harold? Was he so bad?

- Huh?
- What's the matter with Harold?

Why did you split them up?
What's wrong with the guy?

Nothing. Nothing's the matter with Harold.

Nothing in the world's
the matter with Harold.

Hey, give me long distance.

- [phone rings]
- Hello.

Hello, Harold, you old son of a gun.

How are you doing, fella?

How's every little thing
in surgical supplies?

Who's this?

This is Vince Carter.

Your old buddy, Vinny. [laughs]

Vinny?

Yeah. Babe told me
the wonderful news about you two.

And I just wanted to tell you,
I think it's great.

Hey, just think, you and me, brothers.

[laughs]

Uh, listen, Harold, when's the big day?
You and Babe set the date yet?

Well, uh, no, Vince.

Why not?

I haven't heard from her
since she's been up there.

Well, you know how girls
on a vacation are.

She's probably been thinking
about you a lot though.

And listen, Harold, I don't
want to scare you or anything,

but this town ain't the greatest place
to have your fiancée wandering around.

I mean, there are a lot of good
looking Marines around here.

And, uh, look, Harold, why don't you
come down here and surprise her?

I know she'd love to see you.

Well, if I were you,
I'd catch the next bus out.

I wouldn't waste any time.

[laughs]

Are you about ready, Miss Carter?

Oh, I just have to fix my hair, Gomer.

You know, Miss Carter, seems funny,
but we haven't seen much of your brother.

I know he's busy and all--

Oh, I think I'll probably
be seeing more of him

now that the weekend is here, Gomer.

As a matter of fact, I think
we'll be getting together today.

That's good because I feel real peculiar

him not being around very much
to see his own sister.

- [knock at door]
- Oh, will you get that, Gomer?

- My hair.
- Glad to, ma'am.

See? See?

There's a marine here right now.
What'd I tell you, Harold?

- Hi, Sergeant Carter.
- Out of the way, Pyle.

Babe. Babe. Where are you, Babe?

Vince. What's the matter?

Hey, Babe, look who's here.
Look who's here.

Just walked into my office,
just like that. What a surprise.

You could've knocked me over
with a feather.

Hello, Babe.

Hello, Harold.

"Hello, Harold"? "Hello, Harold"?
Is that all you can say?

A man travels 87 miles
and, "Hello, Harold?"

How was your trip, Harold?

You shut up, Pyle.

Maybe Harold came down here to elope.
Is that what you had in mind?

Unless, of course, you were
planning a big wedding.

But why fool around with a big wedding?

Why not make it short and sweet and save
that money for a dinette set.

Vince, what are you talking about?

Well, tell her. Speak up, man. That was
always your problem. You were shy.

Tell her what you got in mind.

Well, if there was a choice,
I'd take a wedding.

Furniture's all right. But the memory of
a wedding will last you your whole life.

Babe, I don't know what's
happened between you two,

but you loved each other once.
I'm sure you can get back together.

Babe, you can't let your head be turned
by a passing fancy, an infatuation.

Boy, Sergeant,
you sure got a way with words.

Look, you two,
why don't you talk to each other?

Babe, look at him.
I never knew Harold before.

But on the way over here,
I talked to him and he's a great guy.

A great guy.

You know, Sergeant Carter, me and Harold
ain't even been introduced yet.

You two probably want to be alone, huh?

[laughs]

Well, I guess we'll be going
and let you two kids be alone for a while.

I'm sure you've got a lot to talk about.
Come on, Pyle.

Right, Sergeant.

I think you'll enjoy a wedding
a whole lot more than a dinette set.

Come on!

Oh, Harold!

So, Pyle, you were seeing
my sister without telling me.

I'm sorry about that, Sergeant.
But she and I agreed--

Pyle, do you think for one minute

that my sister would ever marry a nitwit,
lame brain knucklehead like you?

Marry?

Marry?

You got it all wrong, Sergeant.
I never wanted to marry your sister.

- Huh?
- Oh, no.

I mean, she's a nice person and all.

But I never had no intentions
of marrying her.

Marry your sister? Oh, no, Sergeant.

What do you mean? You mean my sister
isn't good enough for you?

Is that what you're telling me?
My sister ain't good enough for you?

Pyle, that's my sister
you're talking about!

You ain't even in the same class with her.

You're telling me you wouldn't
want to marry my sister?

I just know you two
are going to be very happy.

Mr. and Mrs. Harold Kenobly.
Sure has a nice sound to it.

Well we're, not Mr. and Mrs. yet, Gomer.

We've got to stop
by a justice of the peace first.

Yeah, and we better get going.
Where's Vince?

He'll be here all right.

He had to finish filling out
the duty roster.

He said to be sure and tell you to wait.

Uh, Harold, did you leave
a forwarding address at the desk?

No, I didn't. Maybe I'd better do that.

- Well, Gomer.
- Yes, Miss Carter?

I probably won't be seeing you
for a while. But I'll never forget you.

You know, without you, none of this
ever would have happened.

What did I do?

Well, never mind.
You were just very sweet.

Someday I'll explain it all to you.

- In the meantime--
- Hey!

Hey, what's going on here?
Where's Harold? Isn't he here?

Where'd Harold go? Harold! Harold! Harold!

[marching band plays]