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[marching band plays]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle-USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

One week on board ship,
and you've slowed down to a crawl.

Probably the trouble
is you miss them nice,

long hikes we used to take.

You know, them nice,
long walks in the country?

Look at that.
What are you, gaining weight?

Well, this Navy food
sure is good, Sergeant.

They must use different spices,
like that Iamb we had last night.

- Mm!
- Pyle, when are you going

to learn not to talk in ranks?

I'm sorry, Sergeant,
I thought you asked me a question.

I did not ask a question,
and if I do ask a question,

I do not want you to answer it,
you understand?

Is that a question?

If it is, the answer is yes.

- If it's--
- Knock it off!

Now hear this, and hear it good.
We are Marines on a Navy ship.

From now on, we are going to shape up,
and look, and act like Marines,

and to start getting you guys back
in condition,

we're going to have a daily program
of good, strong exercise. That's right.

To get rid of the fat
and the sluggishness.

So when you're dismissed here,
you will suit up in sweatsuits

and report to me
in the gym in five minutes.

Now...

Pyle, what do you think you're doing?

I've got something in my eye, Sergeant.

So you got something in your eye.

- All right.
- Well, it hurts, Sergeant.

Well, pull the upper lid
over the lower lid, and just wipe it out.

Now I'm going to start an athletic program

that will get each one of you men
squared away. I want it--

That...

- That don't work, Sergeant.
- What?

Pulling the upper lid over the lower lid.

All right, ten-hut!

Dismissed.

All right, Pyle, let me look at it.

All right, come around to the light.

You know, I can see my reflection
right in your eye.

Swell.

Here, blow your nose.

What?

Blow your nose.

[blows nose noisily]

Well, what's this? What's this?

Don't you see that, boys?
They blow their noses for them.

Isn't that nice?

Say, Sarge, do you tie their shoes
for them too?

- Why, he never! We tie our own.
- Pyle!

Oh, you tie your own shoes.

They have to tie their own shoes.

But he does do a lot of
other nice things for us.

Yeah, like what?

Well, like once when we was on a hike,
I turned my ankle,

and he carried me all the way home
in his arms.

Remember, Sergeant?

[Simpson] Is that right?

He sure did, just like I was a baby,
didn't you, Sergeant?

Gee, the next thing you know,
he'll be saying he tucked you in bed too.

Well, as a matter of fact,
one time when I had the flu--

Dismissed, Pyle.

It was a kindly, human thing to do,
Sergeant.

Dismissed, Pyle. Dismissed!

Dismissed.

Yes, sir.

Gee, tucked him in bed.

Isn't that precious?

[laughs]

[laughs] Tucked him in bed!

[whistle]

Okay, okay, next. Pyle and Lombardi.
Come on, mix it up.

[whistle]

Well, come on. Mix it up. Mix it up!

Come on, Pyle! Go to the body, the body.

Put one on him!

[whistle]

This looks like a waltz contest.

- Give me them gloves.
- Sure, Sarge.

- You can have mine too.
- No, you keep yours on.

I want to show you something.

You guys are dancing around like
you never saw a fight

or a pair of gloves in your whole life.

All right, come on. Get over there.

All right, now, first, I want
to show you how to throw a jab.

You stand like this, see?

Stand behind your shoulder, and shoot that
left out, like that, like this, see?

Jab. Jab.

Well, it sure is slick, Sergeant.

Hey there, Chief.

All right, now, you got that?

Your shoulder high, jab! Jab!

Boy, that's slick.

[laughs]

Well, am I doing it right?

Well, to be perfectly honest with you,
Sergeant, not quite.

You think you can do it better?

Yeah, I think so.

Give me that left glove will you, Private?

Now, you see, Sergeant, here,
your foot position is okay.

When you throw your jab,
you've got your left elbow up too high.

See, that's okay for a hook.
But for a jab, no.

A jab, you cock your arm back like this.
They shoot out like a piston.

See?

Shazam! That sure is neat, Chief.

It's no different than the way
I throw it. Look.

Golly, Sergeant, that's real neat too.

Come on, Sergeant, let him settle it.

Which one of those two punches
was the best, Private?

Well, golly, Chief,
it's kind of hard to say.

They was both just as nice as could be.

Pyle, mine was the hardest one.

Well, maybe it was.

Come on, Sergeant, you couldn't break
an egg with that jab of yours.

Maybe I couldn't break an egg.

But I sure could make an impression
on your chin.

Do you really think so?

- You bet I do.
- I mean, really?

Yeah!

- Well, there's one way to find out.
- I thought you'd never ask.

- Give him that glove.
- Wait, I got a better idea.

Yeah, I'll bet you do.
Okay, if you're scared, forget it.

No, I'm not scared. I'm not backing out.
But here's the way it is, see?

The boys are having a smoker
up on deck Friday night,

and we're having some bouts, see?

Now, if you want to fight me,
why don't we settle it there?

I mean, why waste it here in the gym?

Let everybody in on it.

What do you say, Sarge?

Up on deck in front of the whole ship?

Sure. Go ahead, Sergeant,
take him up on it.

Yeah, come on.

Yeah, okay, sure. Why not?

I'll fight you here or at the smoker.
What difference does it make?

Thatta boy, Sarge.

Okay, Sarge, you got a deal.

It's you and me in the main event
at the smoker Friday night.

That ought to give the boys a kick.

Okay, buddy, I'll see you then,
and don't forget to show up, now.

[groans]

Hey, Sergeant, do you think
you can whoop him?

- [Marine] Oh, sure he can.
- [all] Sure he can, yeah.

[Marine] You'll be fighting in front
of the whole ship.

So I'll be fighting in front of the whole
ship. I'm no rank amateur

You've had some fights, Sergeant?

What do you think?
Listen, I'll tell you something.

I was welterweight champion
in junior high.

Is that, right, Sergeant?
You was the champion?

Sure, there were 65 guys in the class too.

Killer Carter they called me.

My gym teacher thought I should turn pro.
He said my right was better than Lewis's.

Joe Lewis?

No, Lewis Packman, he was
the champ in the class ahead of me.

Now, listen, I'd keep this quite
if I were you, fellows,

because if Simpson finds out,
he's liable to try to back out.

It's too bad this ain't a pro fight,
fellas.

Why's that, Sergeant?

Well, I mean, you might be able to pick up
a few bucks, you know, bettin' on me.

Hey, what's to stop us?

Well, it wouldn't be too ethical for your
sergeant to suggest something like that,

especially with me being the favorite.

[chuckles] Oh, boy, I can't wait till Friday.

[grunts]

Golly, Killer Carter.

- How much you got there?
- Uh, $13.

- How much you got?
- $22.

If you can find some suckers to bet with.

I don't know about this betting.
I never did believe much in that.

Gomer, it was the Sergeant
who gave us the idea.

Gomer, he was almost telling us to do it.

But only if it was a professional fight,
he said.

Gomer, please, don't spoil it.

Shouldn't we tell him that Sergeant Carter
was the champion of his school?

No, no, no.
Whatever you do, don't tell him that.

[Gomer] But he was.

If they find out Carter is
an experienced boxer, they'll want odds.

But we ought to tell them the truth.
The Chief ought to know who he's fighting.

He might get hisself hurt.

Gomer, you know what they say,
all's fair in love and war,

and this is war, sort of.

Hey, Duke.

Look over there.

Hey, good place to find some suckers.
Let's get over there.

- Yeah, good idea.
- I don't know.

I don't think it's right to bet.

- Come on.
- Come on.

[Simpson pants]

[skipping rope whooshes]

[grunts]

He sure hits that thing hard
like a hammer.

Yeah.

He, uh, he handles that bag
pretty good, don't he?

Yeah.

Did he have some fights in the Navy?

- You putting me on, Mac?
- Huh?

Don't you know about the Chief?

Fleet champ for four years, 37 knockouts.

He only quit because
nobody would fight him.

He was a fleet champ for four years.

The only reason he quit was because
he couldn't get anybody to fight with.

That's better than being
junior high school champ, ain't it?

I'd say so, lots better.

We better get out of here.

Let's find Sergeant Carter and tell him
what he's walking into.

Yeah, we better.

[ominous music]

[whimsical music]

Hiya, fellas.

Hey, watch this, the old one-two.

Boom, boom. Boom!

Slick, huh?

Oh, yeah, that's real good.

Yeah, I'm really getting back in shape.

Sergeant, we were--

No, don't tell me
if you're putting any bets down on me.

I don't want to hear anything
about gambling.

Anything you to like that,
well, it's, uh, strictly up to you.

Sergeant, what we're trying
to tell you is,

we were watching the Chief train
up on deck.

Yeah? Watch this, huh?

I used to be able to do that every time.

Boom, boom.

Boom, boom, boom.

Sergeant, what he was trying
to tell you is

we was up on the deck watching
the Chief train for quite a while.

Hey, hey, scouting him, eh? That's fine.

Where is he weak, huh? His hooks? Right?
Where?

No place.

- Huh?
- That's right.

There's not a weak spot on him.
It's all hair and muscle.

What are you guys trying to tell me?

Fact is, Sarge, we found out the Chief
was fleet champ for four years.

- He quit because nobody would fight him.
- Yeah?

Yeah, and he's got 37 knockouts.

Okay, so he was a fleet champ. So what?

Well... Uh, well, you might
be outclassed, Sergeant.

It might be too one sided.

What?

Sergeant, I think it'd be to your credit

if you spoke up and said,
"This fight is unfair.

My opponent is a stronger
and better fighter than I am.

And I think it's silly to fight him."
That'd be to your credit.

Are you kidding?

But Sarge, it's not a match.

I-I think nobody would blame you if you
came down with a bad cold or something.

Look, if I didn't know better,

I'd think that Chief sent you guys
over here to scare me.

Out, out! I don't want to hear anymore.
Get out. Out, out, out.

Out, out, out. Get out of here.

Out, out, out.

[ominous music]

You know what I'm thinking, you guys?

Uh-huh.

Sergeant Carter is going
to get hisself killed.

Killed. That's just what Sergeant Carter
is going to hisself, is killed.

Yeah, Gomer, I'm worried about it too.
He could get himself hurt bad.

I don't know why he's so stubborn.

everybody'd understand it
he'd just speak and say,

"I do not wish to fight someone
so much better than I am.

- So, for that reason, I am--"
- Gomer, forget it.

Look, you know he's not going to do that.

Yeah.

You know, you guys, I'm wondering.

If we can't get through to the Sarge,
we can get through to the Chief.

How do you mean?

- I mean psychological warfare.
- Huh?

The old war nerves. We'll gaslight him.

[Gomer] How do you do that?

We scare him, and maybe he'll back out.

We'll have to get the rest of the guys
on it, but it might just work.

[door clatters]

[grunts]

Yeah, psychological warfare,
it's our only hope.

Look who's here, the boys in green.

I bet the Sarge is pretty green
about now, right, fellas?

[laughter]

You know, maybe after this fight,
we'll get to see our first burial at sea.

You fellers sure crack a good joke.

What do you guys want?

Well, the guys in our platoon
got together,

and pooled all our money,
and sent us over here

to find out if you might be interested
in a bet on the fight.

A bet?

You mean you guys
want to bet on Carter?

- You don't think we'd bet on anybody else?
- I'd like some of that action.

- Yeah, me too. How much you guys got?
- $220.

I don't know if we can cover all that.

I suppose you guys want the odds,
five to one?

Five to one? Oh, no, no, that's too high.

We couldn't possibly give them
five to one, could we?

Oh, no, no, no.

Sorry, fellas, the best we can give you
is four to one. Take it or leave it.

Wait a minute, you want to give us four
to one odds, make Carter the favorite?

Yeah, after all, our Sarge is an ex champ.

- He's an ex champ?
- That's right.

He beat 65 guys back when he was--

Back when he was fighting welterweight.

- 65 wins.
- What?

What do you say?

- Wait a minute, what about those 65 wins?
- Nothing.

You want to bet or don't you?

What 65 guys did he beat?

Do you want to bet?

At four to one, okay,
we'll take the whole thing.

Come on, guys, get your money together.
Right here, let's go. Come on.

One, two, three...

Hey, hey, Gomer, look,
they're putting up the money.

You'd said they'd be too scared to bet.

- I did?
- [Duke] Sure.

You said they probably heard
about Killer Carter, remember?

What's this about Killer Carter?

Nothing, get your dough together.

No, no, no. Wait a minute.
What were you saying about Killer Carter?

That's what they used to call him.

His coach thought he should turn pro,
said his right was better than Lewis's.

Gomer, that's enough. That's enough.
You got your money together?

We ain't got all day.

Yeah, we got it right here, $55.

Now, what's this about Killer Carter?

Nothing, nothing.

Well, here's our dough.

Hey, we'll let you hold it.
We trust you, see?

But, uh, you keep it handy

because we're going to be coming for it
right after the fight, okay?

Come on, you guys.

Let's go, Gomer.

Can I help you guys?

We came to see Carter train.

I'm sorry, fellows, I can't do it.
I got my orders. The Sergeant is sparring.

- He doesn't want any visitors.
- So what? It won't hurt to take a look.

Uh-uh. Sorry.

- [slam]
- [groan]

[slam]

Ah! Take it easy, Sarge.

I don't like this.
I don't like this one bit. It's deceitful.

Just one more, Gomer. Ready?

- [slam]
- [groan]

- [slam]
- [groan]

I ain't sparring with him no more.
I've had it.

Ah, don't worry, George. In a day or two,
you'll be as good as new.

[pummeling]

Man, listen to that bag.

Sarge sure has fast hands.
I'll say that for him.

[pummeling]

Yeah, fast hands.

How long can he keep that up?
He's been at it for 20 minutes.

All day, buddy, all day.

You like that one two?

One two?

That's four, five, six, seven,
and eight, nine.

What's this? What's this?
I'm a six to one underdog?

Well, you see this guy train, Chief.

He's been murdering
his sparring partners.

- You ought to hear him on that heavy bag.
- Now, wait a minute.

Are you guys are forgetting
I was the fleet champ?

That was a couple of years ago.
You might have slowed up since then.

What, slowed up? That's a joke.

I'd like to put down $10 at six to one,
if I could get anybody to take the bet.

I'll take it, Chief.

Come on, I got to see this guy for myself.

Come on!

On your toes, here comes the Chief.
Get going.

Deceitful, deceitful, deceitful.

Gomer, just try and remember
it's to save your dear Sergeant's life.

Will you please keep remembering that?

Well--

Here, here. Put this in your mouth.

Yeah.

What do you mean I can't go inside?
You can't keep me out of there.

Please, Chief, it's for your own good.

Sarge has worked himself up
to such a pitch, if he sees you,

he'll go for you right now.
He won't wait till tomorrow.

Look, that's okay with me.
If he wants it now, I give it to him now.

No, Chief, you can't. You might get hurt.

[groaning]

Don't worry, Leonard, you'll be eating
solid food again in no time, pal.

Chief, if you still want that bet,
I'll make it ten to one.

Hey, Chief.

- You should have seen his face.
- Did it work?

- Like a charm.
- It worked.

This is deceitful, just plain deceitful.
I know, I know.

It's to save Sergeant Carter's life.

Oh, he was gas lit all right.
If anybody was gas lit, it was him.

You see, Gomer, psychological warfare.

It's the only thing that can save
the Sarge.

Yep, the old war nerves.
It works every time.

Hey, Sergeant Carter.

What's going on here, huh?

Hey, fellows, I think it worked. I think
it worked. Did you see the Chief's...

Well, come on. What's going on here?
What is all this?

Talk, somebody, talk!

You were talking pretty good
when I came in, Slater. Keep going.

Oh, well.

Yeah? I'm waiting.

You see, we was using
psychological warfare.

What?

That's what you do
when another fella

is stronger than you are
and is liable to beat your brains out.

- Huh?
- So we gave him the gaslight.

Who? What are you talking
about anyway?

Well, Chief Sampson. You see,
we was real worried about you.

And you wouldn't back out.

So we couldn't let you go
in there and get hurt.

So?

So we threw a little scare into him.
That's all.

Yeah? How did you do that?

Well, first of all, all the guys got
together and put up all their money,

and we went over and bet it on you.

Yeah, and we-and we gave
those sailors four to one odds.

You gave them four to one odds, on me?

Well, it shook them up pretty good.

Then we pretended
this was your training camp,

and you were knocking everybody out.

You guys bet all the dough you have
and gave four to one?

Well, you could lose the whole wad.

Well, we didn't care about that as long
as it was going to help you.

I personally thought
it was a deceitful thing to do,

but, well, as long
as it was going to help out.

You guys did all that for me?

You know something, fellows?

I'll level with you, I was kind of worried
about fighting that guy,

but not anymore.

That gaslighting worked on me too.

What you guys did has given me
strength, confidence.

You know what I'm going to do now?

I'm going to fight that guy
like nobody ever fought before,

and I'm going to knock him out.
And you know why?

[Gomer] Why, Sergeant?

Because you guys care.

[chatter]

[applause]

[boos]

Boy, the Sergeant is really
a picture of health, ain't he?

He's even got roses in his cheek.

I'll tell you one thing, Gomer.

Many a fight has been won on confidence.

- And the Sarge has plenty of that.
- Sure has.

Bless his heart.

How do you feel, Sarge?

[applause]

[bell]

And now, the feature bout
of the evening.

In this corner, weighing 162 and 1/2
wearing gold trunks,

the pride of the Marines,
Sergeant Vince Gilla Carter.

[cheers]

[boos]

[bell]

And in this corner, weighing 171,

wearing white trunks,
the former fleet champion,

Wayne "Rattlesnake" Simpson.

[cheers]

[boos]

[bell]

This is it. What do you think, Duke?

Well, that confidence the Sergeant was
talking about could make the difference.

- And he's got it,
- Bless his heart.

Touch gloves, and come out fighting.

[shouts of encouragement]

[bell]

[cheers]

- Out!
- It's over.

It's all over.

Easy, Gomer, easy.

Come on.

Sergeant, are you all right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm okay.

What happened?

Well, he knocked you out is what.

You okay now, Sarge, eh?

I'm sorry as I can be.

What happened, Sarge?
You were so full of confidence.

I'll tell you something,
fellas, confidence is okay,

but a good right cross is better.

I just called you here to tell you this,

I want to thank you for all you did.

And I also want to apologize
for last night's fight.

Now, I know you lost a lot
of money betting on me,

so I tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to see that every
one of you get paid back.

Sergeant--

It may take me a little while, but you're
going to get every cent of it back,

because what you guys did--

[Duke] Sergeant?

What is it, Slater?

Well, uh, Sergeant,
you don't have to pay us back.

We already got our money back,
in fact, more.

You did? How?

Well, when the odds
went to twenty to one,

we got $12 together and went over
and bet it on the Chief.

Huh? You did? Why did you do that?

Well, Sergeant, it's not that
we weren't loyal or anything.

It's just that we all thought those odds
were too good to pass up.

Okay, so you wanted to pick up
a few extra bucks.

That's what was important, huh?

So you bet against your Sergeant.
You all won.

Swell.

All except you, Pyle.

You didn't bet, did you?

No, sir, I don't believe in betting.

Good.

But if I did believe in betting,
I'd have bet some money on the Chief,

and I'd give all my winnings to you.

[marching band plays]