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[marching music]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle-USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

[wind whistles]

[groans] This is ridiculous.

It's like riding on a yo-yo.

If we don't get to that island
we're supposed to take pretty soon,

we'll be finishing these war games
in sickbay.

Hey, where's Gomer?

He's probably up on the deck
leaning over the rail.

That poor country boy has never
been on a ship in his life.

Hey, fellers.

Boy, that ocean's sure
rough out there today.

Gomer, we were just...

What's that smell?

Must be this garlic pickle.

I was just down
in the kitchen to get a snack,

and they got all kind of food left over.
I wonder why.

Gomer, either swallow that thing fast,
or get out of here.

Are you feeling poorly, Duke?

That's a shame.

Actually, if you got the miseries,
garlic pickle would be good for you.

Y'all know why?

On account of garlic's a herb, and herbs
is generally very good for you.

- Did you know that?
- No.

I'll-I'll remember it.

Did you know that?
That herbs is generally good for you?

All right, you people, everybody topside.
It's our turn to get the deck shipshape.

Now, I want everybody...

What's that smell?

- Pyle, what are you eating?
- Garlic pickle.

It's real fresh and crispy.
You want a bite?

No!

All right, out of them bunks.

They're feeling poorly today, Sergeant.

Well, I'm real sorry to hear about that.

I would have arranged a smoother trip,

but there was no more space left
on the Queen Mary.

Come on, move it! Move it!

I said move it. Move! Move! Move!

Out! Out! Out! Out!

I sure hate to see them suffer, though.

I'm glad you're all right, though.

But I suppose you made so many
of these trips that you're used to it.

- Sure you don't want a bite?
- No.

On account of garlic is a herb,
and herbs is good for you.

But I don't guess you got a use
for a garlic pickle, have you, Sergeant?

No! Get out of here!

Come on, push them mops like you mean it.
Get a little muscle behind it.

Come on. Move it! Move! Move! Move!

♪ Rub a dub dub
Marines in a tub

♪ Rub a dub dub...

I'm sorry.
I was just trying to cheer you up.

♪ Rub a dub dub

Hey, what's this?

What's this?

Well, your men don't seem to have their
hearts in their work today, Sergeant.

What's the matter?
The nasty waves too much for them?

There ain't nothing the matter
with my men. They're all in perfect shape.

Yeah, I can see that.

They're all a nice
healthy shade of green.

Kind of an aqua.

Aqua Marines.

Hey, aqua Marines. I just made that up!

Funny.

I didn't stop by to chat.
You're wanted down the briefing room.

Okay.

All right, you people.

I don't want nobody going below
until this deck is spotless, you hear me?

Carry on.

Aqua Marines.

This is where we hit the beach
in this exercise.

We'll be making the landing operations
at 0700 tomorrow morning.

However, before we move in,
I want the island reconnoitered

for troop displacement, strength,
et cetera.

Sergeant Carter, I'd like you
to lead the reconnaissance patrol.

- Aye aye, sir.
- Take three men with you.

We'll put you ashore just after dawn.

We expect early morning fog,
so you should have good concealment.

Yes, sir.

Now, it's vital that you get
the information back to us

quickly so we can make
adjustments on our deployment.

We have to make those
landings no later than 0700.

That's right. A delay could be disastrous.

There's been an enemy sub
stalking our task force for days,

and they've already recorded six kills.

If we lose many more ships,

we may not have enough of a force left
to make the landing.

You see the importance of speed, Sergeant.

Yes, sir. It'll be done, sir.

Simpson, arrange for a boat
for Sergeant Carter and his men.

Yes, sir.

Well, that's it.

Good luck.

So they, uh, picked you
to be the big hero, huh?

You think you can handle it?

Just get the boat, Navy.
The Marines'll take care of the rest.

You mean aqua Marines.

[chuckles]

[mocking laughter]

So, you can see how important
this patrol is.

It'll be like spearheading
the whole invasion.

Now, I could pick three men myself,
but I'd rather have volunteers.

I'll volunteer, Sergeant.

Okay, men, who wants to go? Let's hear it.

- I'll be glad to go.
- Come on. Come on. I need three men.

Okay, that's one.
Now, I need two more.

- I'll go, Sergeant.
- All right, all right. Who else, huh?

- Sarge, uh...
- Lombardi, you're in.

Okay, now I need one more,
just one more.

- I'll go.
- Come on. Come on. One more.

[Gomer] I'll go.

Okay, that makes it three.

I want to get together with the three
of you for a briefing before--

It just ain't fair, Sergeant.
It just ain't fair.

Pyle, are you talking to me?

I don't mean to be disrespectful, sir,

but I was the first person
that raised my hand.

I volunteered first, and it just
ain't fair that you won't take me.

Really?

Well, for your information,
this is a very important mission,

and I got to have men I can depend on.

You can depend on me, Sergeant, honest.
Please, let me go.

- Please.
- Knock it off, Pyle.

I got my three men. Ten-hut!

As you were. Sergeant?

Yes, sir.

I need nine of your men
for the ammo detail tomorrow morning.

They'll be loading ammo and explosives
on the landing craft.

Aye aye, sir. You'll have them.

- They'll report to me at 0600 sharp.
- Aye aye, sir.

OK, you men not going on the patrol report
to Lieutenant Wilson in the morning.

Now remember, that's a very delicate job,
handling ammo and high explosives.

One wrong move, and you
can blow up the whole ship.

So work careful, watch your step,

and Pyle, I think you better
come with me after all.

- Hm?
- I changed my mind, Pyle.

You're going with me.

You go on the ammo detail.

Thank you, Sergeant Carter. Thank you.

Pyle, you just better be on the ball,
that's all.

Don't worry, Sergeant.
I'll be a credit to the Corps.

Now, we've got to pull this off,
and pull it off without a hitch,

and we've got to make it fast.

We don't want our ships waiting
out there like sitting ducks.

You all heard about that enemy sub that's
been scoring one kill after another.

We got to make that landing
before it can do any more damage.

So you men going on the patrol,
get your gear and ammo together.

Get your weapons clean.
I'll see you again before we go in.

- Sergeant Carter?
- Yeah?

I just wanted to tell you,
you won't regret taking me along.

Thanks to your fine training,
I'm ready for action now.

All the learning is over.

From now on, it's Gung-ho!

And it's all because of you, Sergeant.

Okay, lower away.

Well, like they say in
all the war pictures,

I wish I was going with you, Sergeant.

Why don't you go wash out a few things?

Okay, let's go, men.

Go get 'em, leatherneck.

Easy does it, boys.

What are you doing, Pyle?

Just looking for a place to sit.

Well find it and sit.

Yes, sir.

All right, get the oars out.

What are you doing now, Pyle?

I was gonna put my bayonet on the rifle.
I want to be ready when we hit the beach.

There's plenty of time for that later.
Put it back.

Yes, sir.

[air hisses]

[laughter]

[Simpson] Hey, be careful
those things got points on 'em!

Did nobody tell you about that?

Hey, watch out.
It gets real deep around here.

Watch out for the sharks, Sergeant.

Seems we had a little accident,
didn't we?

- Did we have to abandon ship?
- [laughter]

All right, get below.

I sure am sorry, Sergeant,
but it wasn't my fault.

- You see, the boat started to rock and--
- Don't talk, Pyle! Just don't talk!

What are you standing around for?
Get below and get changed.

- But Sergeant--
- Come on. Move it!

I said get below and get changed.

That's okay, Sergeant.
We have a lot more boats.

That's what we're here for.

Get another boat!

- Coming right up.
- [laughter]

Sergeant, I did want to tell you
how sorry I am, and I am sorry,

but it was the funniest thing, the way
that bayonet just stuck into that raft.

Yeah, wasn't it, though?
Look how I'm still laughing.

I can't blame you one bit
for being angry, no, sir.

Will you knock it off, Pyle,
and start changing.

I don't want to hear no more about that
bayonet or that raft.

Now, get changed!

Right, Sergeant.

Boy, Sergeant, you know
that water sure is salty, ain't it?

Change! Change!

It's all yours, Sergeant.

If at first you don't succeed...

Come on, let's go.

[Carter] Pyle, get your foot off my head!

Whatever you do, Pyle,
don't touch that bayonet.

Just leave it alone.

Oh, don't worry, Sergeant. There ain't a
chance in the world that'll happen again.

You see, I put my bayonet
over here by my flare gun,

and it being--

[bang]

[air hisses]

[laughter]

[Simpson] Hey, it's live ammunition.
You're not supposed to use that, Sergeant.

Hey!

We're running out of boats, fellas.

I knew it might be a bit of
a problem making it to the beach,

but I didn't think there'd be
so much trouble getting started.

I'm sorry, sir.

We're losing precious time.

How fast can we get another boat?

Just a few minutes, sir.

I trust this will be
the last boat necessary.

Don't worry, sir. We'll make it this time.

- Let's hope so.
- Aye aye, sir.

Let's get below!

All right, get another boat
from the starboard side on the double.

Yeah, once again. Dick, let's go.

Well, I'm sure glad I didn't
take a shower this morning, aren't you?

I sure am sorry, Sergeant, but I had no
idea that safety was off, and I just--

I'll get you for this, Pyle.

If it takes the rest of my days,
I'll get you for this.

But I didn't do them things on purpose.
I was just trying to--

Don't talk, Pyle.
I don't want to hear your voice.

Yes, Sergeant.

I said I didn't want to hear your voice.
Just-just change! Change!

Yes, Sergeant.

I said don't talk. Change!

Sergeant, Grandma Pyle used
to always say, to err is human.

To forgive, divine. So if you'll
just forgive me this time, I--

Oh, I'll forgive you, all right.

Do you want to know how?

You see this shirt?

Well, that's you.

Come on, come on, come on.

All right, let's go.

- Well, come on. Let's go!
- But Gomer isn't here yet, Sarge.

I said let's go. Move, move, move, move!

Come on, move it!

All right, start rowing.

Sergeant, aren't we gonna wait for Gomer?

I can't hear a word you're saying.

Hey, Sergeant, wait for me!

Row! Row! Row! Row!

Row! Row!

Did you see that, boys?

Right... right through
the bottom of the boat!

Where did I fail?

Where?

Aren't you ready yet? Come on.
Move it. Move it.

We're working as fast as we can.

We've blown a half an hour.
We're holding up the whole operation.

- Sergeant Carter--
- Don't talk, Pyle. Don't talk.

- I just wanted to say--
- Know what I had to do?

I had to beg the battalion commander
not to replace me on this mission!

- Well, I sure am sorry, Sergeant.
- Don't talk, Pyle. Just don't talk!

I had to beg him for another chance,
and all because of one Marine.

One Marine, and all he
needed was a half an hour,

a half an hour to mess up
15 years in the Marines!

Anything I do from now on
will be a comeback.

- We're ready, Sergeant.
- All right, let's go.

Come on. Move it! Move it!

Fifteen years.

Okay. Lower away.

Now that you've managed
to delay long enough,

the fog is beginning to roll in

so we had to make
a slight change in plans.

We sent up a plane to check and make sure
that enemy sub isn't in the area.

If it is, you'd be an easy target,
and so would we.

So just move out about 100 yards
and wait for a signal from us

before you proceed to the beach.

Aye aye, sir. And don't worry, sir.
We'll make it this time.

I'll be grateful if you just
make it away from the ship. Carry on.

Aye aye, sir.

All right, move it!

All right, move off.

Ah, what a shame.

Without that Gomer boy,
they might make it this time.

It's just possible.

Hey, wait a minute. Wait. Hold everything.

- What's this?
- What do you mean?

Look how sad that poor fella
is about being left behind.

Kind of gets you right here, you know?

So maybe we could do a good deed
and send him back to his owner.

What do you mean, Chief?

Pencil.

[Simpson] Hey, uh, Marine?

Come here.

Pyle. That's your name, isn't it?

Yes, sir. Gomer Pyle.

Pyle, I have a very important
mission for you.

- You do?
- That's right.

See your Sergeant with his patrol?
You notice the way they've stopped?

Yes, sir. Is something wrong?

No, no, no. It's all part of the big plan.

Now, they can't proceed to the beach

until they get a message
from the high command.

You don't say.

And that message was just handed to me.

Now, I want you to swim out there
and give it to the Sergeant personally.

You want me to swim?

That's right.

We don't want to use a boat
and take a chance of attracting attention.

I mean, this is top secret.
You understand that, don't you?

Yes, sir.

I'll put it in cellophane to keep it dry.

Now there. Now you better get cracking.

We haven't got a second to lose.

Yes, sir.
Thank you for giving me this chance.

It might help me get back
in good with Sergeant Carter.

Ah, wouldn't be at all surprised.

And don't worry.
Sergeant Carter will get the message.

I'm sure he will.

Boy, they're sure taking their sweet time
with that signal.

Take it easy. The plane is probably
still up there searching.

Hey, Sarge. Sarge, look!

Look, there's something there
in the water. Look! Look!

It's a guy swimming.

Yeah, he seems to be coming this way.

What would anybody be swimming out
here for?

Maybe it's one
of those Navy frog men.

Yeah, that could be, but why would he...

No.

It can't be. It can't be!

No! No!

It ain't really him.

It's just one of them sea mirages.

That's what happens
when you're out in the ocean.

You begin to see things
that ain't really there.

[Gomer] Hey, Sergeant Carter!

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

For crying out loud, Gomer,
what are you doing out here?

All right, let's have it, Pyle.
And make it good.

I got a really important message
for you, Sergeant, from the high command.

A message? What kind of message?

It's top secret. That's the reason
the CPO sent me out here

to give it to you personally.

The CPO sent you?

That's right.

Here.

That's a real good idea, Sergeant,

destroying that secret message
so the enemy can't see it.

I'll destroy that CPO when I see him.
I'll kill him with my bare hands.

I'll kill him!

What's the matter, Sergeant?
He was only doing his duty.

He got this message
from high command and--

Okay, Pyle. You brought me a message.

Now I got a message for you
to take back.

- You have?
- Yeah.

Did you enjoy your little swim out here?

- Sure did.
- You think you can make it back all right?

Easy.

Well, just swim back to the ship.

Right, Sergeant. What's the message?

Tell that CPO to drop dead.

Pyle, there's an enemy sub
somewhere in this vicinity,

probably staring at us this very minute.

Now, you're a jinx,
so get out of this boat.

Out! Out!

- But Sergeant, I--
- Sergeant, look!

That's the signal. We got to get started.
Out, Pyle! Out, out, out!

Sergeant, I'm not a jinx.

Honest, I'm not, and I'll make good
if you just give me the chance.

Out, out, out, out,
out, out, out, out, out!

Seems a lot colder than
it did the first time.

Start swimming. You'll warm up.

- Any sign of Gomer, Sergeant?
- Huh?

Can you spot Gomer anywhere?

That's not what I'm looking for.
I'm looking for a submarine.

Shazam!

Sergeant!

Sergeant, look what I found!

Pyle!

Turn this thing about.

I can't see anything, sir.
It suddenly blacked out.

That's impossible.

Pyle!

Sergeant Carter, this thing was sticking
right up out of the water. What did I do?

It's a periscope.

He's landed on a periscope.

Hang on, Pyle! Hang on!

It's the submarine. It's right under you.

Golly.

Went and captured us a submarine.

- I'll give you a hand, sir.
- Thanks.

[chuckles]

We went and captured us a submarine.

OFFICER [over PA] I'd like
to commend each and every one of you

for a job well done.

I'd like to especially commend
Sergeant Carter and his patrol

for pulling off one of the most daring
maneuvers

ever recorded
in training exercises.

The Marine Corps has done much
in its long and illustrious history,

but never before has a sub
been captured

by a handful of Marines
in a rubber boat,

and if that sub had been operating
during the landings,

it could have been a disaster.

As it turned out,
the operation was a huge success.

Again, congratulations to all of you.

Carry on.

Hey, Sergeant Carter,
I bet you get a promotion out of this.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Well, I bet you do.

Why, they might even make
you one of the...

Hey, there goes that nice CPO.
Hey, there!

I've been looking all over for you.
Where you been, anyhow?

I wanted to thank you for picking me to
take that message to Sergeant Carter.

If you hadn't, I'd have
missed all the excitement.

Oh, shut up!

[laughter]