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[marching band playing]

[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.

Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.

Oh.

[bugle playing outside]

Oh.

Oh.

[in southern accent]
That's sweet. That's really nice.

Okay, okay, Gomer.
Who's the letter from?

Huh?

Who's the letter from?
Blonde, brunette or redhead?

Gray.

What?

- It's from my grandpa.
- Grandpa?

Grandpa Pyle,
my grandpa on my daddy's side.

And you know what?

He's comin' here.

In his trailer and everything,
just to see me.

See, he travels around
in a trailer.

Listen to this.

"When I stopped at Mayberry,

they said my favorite fishin' partner

was in the Marines.

Fishin' wasn't the same.

I couldn't look a worm
in the face

without thinkin' of you.
Ha, ha."

You and your grandpa
are really close, huh?

Closer than two front teeth.

Grandpa and me,
we done a lot of huntin'

and fishin' and talkin' together.

I learned a lot from Grandpa.

He knows just about
everything there is to know.

And you know something else?

He was a cavalry sergeant
in World War number one.

A cavalry sergeant, huh?

In the US Army.

Listen to this.

"So, you joined the Marine Corps.

I thought I learned you better.
Ha, ha.

The doughboys

used to have a joke
about the Marines,

but I won't tell it to you,

as your mama
wouldn't like me to.

- Anyway..."
- [Carter] All right, men!

Fall under the rear
of the barracks on the double.

Hey, Sergeant, I just got me
a letter from my grandpa.

Swell.

- He's coming here to visit.
- Good.

- Bless his heart.
- Pyle, fall in.

Yes, sir.

At ease.

All right, listen up.

The battalion headquarters
has decided that we should find out

if any of you are potential
noncom or officer material.

If they'd just asked me,
I could've told them.

But they decided that you should
have a chance to lead this squad,

to see if you can take over my job.

So for the next few days,
that will be our project.

Each man will get a chance
to lead this squad in close-order drill,

and I will be observing.

We'll proceed alphabetically.

Abrams, we'll start with you.

Squad, ten-hut.

Abrams, front and center.

Nice feller, Abrams.

He writes home regular,

but he ain't no Sergeant Carter.

Quiet in the ranks.

Take charge of the squad.

Right face.

Forward, haw!

[Abrams] One, two,
three, four.

By the right flank, haw.

Squad halt.

Not bad, Abrams.
Not bad at all.

Fall in.

Next man, Bronson.
Front and center!

He ain't no Sergeant Carter,
neither.

Quiet in the ranks.

Hey, Sergeant.
Can I see you a minute?

- [door closes]
- What do you want, Pyle?

Well, sir,
I'd like to talk to you

about my turn
at leadin' the squad.

What's to talk about?
I told you it was alphabetical.

You'll get your turn
when the P's come up.

What's your hurry?
Get back to your quarters.

No, Sergeant.
That ain't it at all.

- What is it, then?
- Well, [chuckles]

I'd just as soon not have a turn.

Huh?

I'd just as soon not have a turn
at leadin' the squad.

Just like that, you'd just
as soon not have a turn?

Well, it ain't
that I don't want to do it.

I do, but I'm afraid
I'll disappoint you,

and then I'll feel just awful.

- Will you really?
- Uh-huh.

So even though
I do want to do it,

I don't think I should do it,

'cause of the way I'd do it,
I'm sure to be doin' it

the way you don't want it done.

What?

I said that even though
I do want to do it...

Never mind.

Pyle, we are talking about
a battalion order,

not ladies' choice
at a dancing academy.

Every man in this platoon
will, repeat, will

drill his squad
in close-order drill.

You are in this platoon.

You will take your turn
when it comes up.

Well, I'd like to, Sergeant, but I...

Pyle, do you know the reason
for this program?

It's to train you
to take over.

Now, what if something
happened to me in combat?

Who would take over?

Golly, Sergeant.

If something happened to you,
I just wouldn't want to go on.

Now, isn't that touching?

See, Sergeant,

the reason
that I'm beggin' off is,

well,

I just don't think
I got them qualities of leadership.

Now, followers hip,
that's something else.

I follow real good.

That's enough.

You'll take your turn
in this new program

just like everybody else.

Yes, Sergeant.

But I sure follow
better than I lead.

[mumbling]

♪ Katy

♪ K-K-K-Katy

♪ You're the only g-g-g-girl
that I adore

♪ When the m-moon shines... ♪

[knocking on door]

Come in.

[Gomer] Hey, Grandpa.
Guess who?

Gomer.
Come in here, boy.

Come in here, boy.
Come in here.

Good night alive.

Oh, Lordy.

Let me take a look at you.

Still growin'.

Are you six foot?

- Uh-huh.
- You look six foot.

Hey, what you got in there,
a anvil?

Well, you know
what they say, Grandpa.

"The Marine Corps builds men."

You got a weekend pass,
ain't you?

Yep, I got the whole weekend.

Good. You sure growed up
nice and tall.

I'm six foot.

You look six foot.

Hey, Gomer,

I got a present for you,
right over there on the couch.

That's for you.

Oh.

"Sweet dreams
from the Grand Canyon."

[Gomer] Ain't that pretty?

Oh, and it's got
a picture of it, too.

Yeah, I was there
a couple weeks ago.

That's a big ditch, son.

It sure is pretty, Grandpa.

Thank you.
It's real thoughtful of you.

Oh, it ain't nothing.

Let's settle down and get to talkin'

- 'bout that there Marine Corps you're in.
- [Gomer chuckles]

[sighing]

How are you gettin' along?

Well, tolerable.
Just tolerable.

Today wasn't
a very good day.

Why? W-What happened?

Well, we got this new program

where each man gets to
close-order drill the squad.

What they're doin' is,
they're lookin' out for fellers

that could take over
in case they had to.

Good. Good.

What's the problem?

Well, I ain't got
no leadership to display.

What?

It's true, Grandpa.

For goodness sakes.

Gomer, the Pyles has been knowed
as leaders for generations.

Not me.

I just couldn't get out there
in front of all them men

and pretend I'm the sergeant.

Tell me one thing.
Would you like to be able to do it?

Sure.

I'd like to more than anything.

But I know I can't.

I just ain't got
the bellow for it.

Gomer,
stop talkin' like that.

It ain't befittin'
a Pyle.

I'll show you how
to bellow out them orders.

Grandpa, I don't know.
I just can't...

Son, it's easy.

You've got to make it
come from down here.

Now, listen.

Prepare to mount.

Mount.

Come on.
Get up. Try it.

Get up now and try it.

Go on.

Prepare to mount.

Mount.

A little lower, now,
a little lower.

Draw sabers.

A little lower.
A little lower.

Bugler, blow "Charge."

Bugler, blow "Charge."

See? Don't that sound
just awful?

No, it don't.

I-It's just that, uh...

Well, you need a little practice
before you can practice.

Tell you what.
We'll work on it over the weekend.

I'll get you some people
to drill with.

Who would you get?

Why, I'll get...

I don't know,
but I'll get you some people.

Now, you can do it, son.

Oh, you can, too.

A big boy like you,
six foot.

You are six foot, ain't you?

Uh-huh.

You look six foot.

Grandpa,
I don't know about this.

Go on, boy.
You can do it. Try it.

Go on.
They're waitin' for you.

Put 'em through their paces.

Squad,

attention.

That means attention.
You all got to stand up straight.

Left face.

No.

Everybody's got--
Everybody's got to turn this way.

That's right.

Forward... march.

No, that means you all got to
move out in that direction, that way.

Come in here.

Everybody, everybody,
come back over here.

Everybody get back over here
and stand here.

Do you know what's the matter?
You're too easy on 'em.

Now, them troops you're gonna drill
are just like these kids here.

You got to show 'em
who's boss.

Watch.

All right, straighten up
them ranks there.

You, down there.
Get that smile off your face.

Suck in your stomach.

Stand up straight.
I'm talkin' to you.

Pay attention to me.
You hear me?

[children yelling]

Hey, come back here.
Come on back here.

You bellowed so loud, Grandpa,

you scared the troops
clean off.

Well, at least they know
they've been bellowed at.

And you can do it,
too, boy.

I'll sure try, Grandpa.

You can do it, too.

You're a big boy.
You're six foot, ain't you?

Uh-huh.

You look six foot.

We'd better get back
in the trailer.

Squad, ten-hut!

Forward, haw!

One, two, three, four.

By the left flank, left.

Left flank, haw!

To the right flank, haw!

Left flank, left, haw!

Forward, haw!

Golly, Duke.

You sure can bellow.

I wish I could do that,
but I know I'll mess it up.

Ah, you got to stop
worrying about it, kid.

All right,
all on close-order drill.

That means you, too, Pyle.
Especially you.

Come on, Gomer.
You can do it.

Come on.

[man] Squad, halt.

Right face.

Oliver, that was good.
That was real good.

Of course, you ain't me,
but then, who is?

Fall in.

At ease.

Let's see
who we're down to.

Pyle, front and center.

Take charge of the squad.

Hey, fellers.

Forward march.

They ain't movin'.

They're still at ease.

Oh, I forgot.

Squad,

attention.

Right face.

Right face.

Right face.

At ease.

Pyle. March 'em. Drill 'em.

Squad, attention.

Right face.

Forward march.

One, two, three, four.

To the rear, march.

To the rear, march.
To the rear, march.

To the rear, march.

Give them something else!

Right flank,

march.

Hey, fellers, whoa. Stop.

[Carter] Halt!

Halt!

Halt.

Let's face it, Grandpa,
there's no two ways about it.

I'm just a failure as a leader.

Now, you stop sayin' that.
You ain't a failure.

You're a good, strong boy.

You got a good head
on your shoulders.

You're six foot.

There's just one thing
that you don't have,

one little thing,
and that's confidence.

And, now, son, there's
where I can help you.

I don't know, Grandpa.

If you don't have confidence,
nobody can give it to you.

Well, I don't know about that. I...

Gomer, we ain't licked yet.

All you need is confidence.

Confidence.

Yes, sir, my boy,
with a little confidence,

you can do anything, anything.

And this is gonna give it to you.

What's that?

[Gomer] "Excelsior."

That's right. "Excelsior."

It means high, up, up.

Gomer, Gomer, would it
surprise you to know

that that was a emblem
on my daddy's regiment

in the Spanish-American War?

No.

Rode up San Juan Hill attached to
your great-grandpa's saddle,

right alongside of Colonel Teddy.

This here emblem?

That there emblem.

Shazam.

Great-granddaddy Pyle
was a brave man, wasn't he?

Brave leader.

Gomer, you know, when I first
went into World War I,

I never had a dime's worth
of confidence.

I was just as scared as you are.

Oh, that couldn't be, Grandpa.

Oh, yes.

Until my daddy gave me this.

He said, "As long as you have that,
you'll be a leader."

And I carried it, and I was.

- That little emblem right there.
- You mean it's magical-like?

Well, that's one way
to describe it.

Put it in your pocket.

Now, recollect, son,

that ain't no ordinary piece
of metal you got there.

When that was attached to
your great-grandpa's saddle,

he was fightin' his way up
San Juan Hill, yard by yard,

fightin' like a man inspired.

Colonel Teddy turned to him.

He said, "Pyle, you're
fightin' like a man inspired."

That's what he said.

Bullets was a-flyin'
every which way.

Men was turnin' back,
but not your great-grandpa.

And when the smoke
of battle cleared,

there he was, plantin' Old Glory

smack on top of San Juan Hill.

And that little emblem
you got in your pocket

was with him
every step of the way.

Now, can you tell me

that havin' that emblem
don't make you feel no difference?

Don't you feel
about ten foot tall?

I do, Grandpa. I declare, I do.

You look ten foot.

Try a couple of commands.

[bellowing] Squad, ten-hut!

Right face.

Did you hear that, Grandpa?

I sure did, boy.

You know,
with that in your pocket,

when you get out there
to drill them troops,

you'll make that Sergeant Carter
look like a recruit.

Right.

What's the matter, son?

I just happened to think, Grandpa.

You only get one chance
at leadin' the squad,

and I've already had mine.

Well, don't you worry.
You'll get a second chance.

- But how?
- Well, you'll...

Well, I don't know,
but things has a way of happenin'

to the folks
that has that emblem.

- They have?
- Yes, sir.

- [knocking on door]
- Come in.

Come in, sir.
What can I do for you?

I-I'd like to talk to you, Sergeant.

Yes, sir.
Let me get you a chair.

Uh, no need to get a chair.
I'll just stand.

Well, I just thought
you'd be more comfortable.

The only time I'm more comfortable
sittin' down, Sergeant,

is on a horse.

You can sit down if you're tired.

No, I'm not tired.

You spend quite a lot of time
behind the desk, don't you, Sergeant?

Not any more than most. I mean...

You know, it's funny,
you're shorter than I figured you'd be.

- How tall are you?
- Huh?

- You six foot?
- No, I'm...

You don't look six foot.

Of course, you make up for it

by bein' bigger around the waist.

I always keep myself
in perfect physical condition.

In my day, sergeants
was tough as hardtack.

Of course, you're
in pretty good shape

for the shape you're in.

Look, would you mind telling me

what you want
to talk to me about?

And I didn't get the name.

Pyle. Sergeant Otis Pyle.

U.S. Cavalry, retired.

Pyle? Y-you mean...

Gomer's grandpa. That's right.

You know, the reason
I come over to talk to you, Sergeant,

after hearing Gomer talk,

I decided you was
the brightest noncom around.

And, now that I've met you,
I'm sure of it.

Huh?

The way you keep
them young fellers

from havin' a chance
to take over

is a work of genius.

What?

Now, wait a minute.
I give them a chance.

Right now, we're conducting
leadership tests.

Hogwash.

What?

It's just the old army game.

You give 'em one chance,

and if you see
they're beginnin' to catch on,

you slam the door.
Huh? Is that it?

Beginning to catch...

Look,

that grandson of yours,
he had his chance.

And you know what he did?

He blew it.

Of course he did.

And not givin' him a second chance
is a smart way to play it.

Now, just a minute.

You might be a little soft
around the middle,

but not up where it counts.

Your grandson will get
a second chance.

Tomorrow is an inspection day.

The men will have their rifles.

He will really get a chance.

And it will be a pleasure
to see what he does with it.

A real pleasure.

And it will also be
a pleasure to have you

as my personal guest, Mr. Pyle.

Sergeant Pyle,

U.S. Cavalry, retired.

Pyle, front and center.

All right, Private, they're all yours.

[bellowing] Squad, ten-hut!

Right face.

[Carter] Hurry it up, Pyle.

Right shoulder, arms!

Forward march!

One, two, three, four!

To the rear,

march!

Left shoulder, arms!

Hey, wait.

To the rear march!

Squad, halt!

Forward march!

One, two, three, four.

To the right, march!

One, two, three, four.

By the right flank, march!

By the left flank, march!

One, two, three, four.

Gosh, Grandpa, I can't thank you enough
for all you done for me.

I just done what one good soldier
would do for another.

Well, I don't know.
If you hadn't have brought

Great-granddaddy's
good luck piece for me...

It sure done the trick.

You think that emblem
was what done it, huh?

Of course it was, Grandpa.

Well, I don't know about that.

Come over here, Gomer.

Let me have it.

Ain't you gonna let me
carry it in my pocket no more?

You won't be needin' it
no more.

Let's put it back
where it belongs.

- Shazam.
- [chuckling] That's right.

Now that you know
what you can do,

you won't be lackin'
confidence no more.

Then it wasn't Great-granddaddy's
emblem that made me do it at all.

No, and it wasn't some dingus
off a refrigerator door, neither.

Just recollect, son,

it ain't what you got
in your pocket that counts.

It's what you got in there.

Shazam.

[laughing]

Hey, Duke, looky here.

It's a letter from Grandpa.

- Good.
- You wanna read it?

- No.
- Then I'll read it to you.

"Dear Grandson,

it was sure good to visit you
at the Marine Corps base.

I am glad I got to
meet your sergeant.

Always remember, boy,

there is one man who will always
stand behind you no matter what,

and who will help you
with your problems

no matter how big or small.

And that man is me.
Your grandpa.

As for your fat-headed sergeant,

just follow his loudmouth orders,

and you will be all right.

I hope to come back
in a few weeks

and see how you are do-doin'."

Hey, Sergeant.

A letter from Grandpa.

You wanna read it?