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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,004 [marching band plays] 2 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:12,137 [male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC. 3 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,225 Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle. 4 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,480 Also starring Frank Sutton as Sergeant Carter. 5 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:33,992 Ten-hut! 6 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:40,290 You people are supposed to be ready for Battalion Commander's inspection. 7 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,335 - Are you ready? - [all] Yes, sir! 8 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:46,463 I don't think you're ready. You say you are? 9 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,423 - [all] Yes, sir! - In other words, 10 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,717 you're calling me a liar. Is that it? 11 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,885 No, sir! 12 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,930 Well, let's just see who's calling me a liar. 13 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,266 Uh-huh. 14 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,394 Mmm-hmm. 15 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,945 - Pyle, you! - [in southern accent] Sir? 16 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,697 You call me a liar? 17 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,907 - No, sir. - Yes, you did. 18 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,452 No, sir. Spit on my finger and hope to die if I'd call you that. 19 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,496 Your bunk is not tucked proper! 20 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,373 That means you're not ready! You said you were. 21 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,708 You're the liar! 22 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,752 Well, I reckon I'm a bad bunk-tucker, but I ain't a liar. 23 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,921 I don't have time to fool with you, boy! 24 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,924 Now, you get that bunk squared away, and you shape up! 25 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,720 - Yes, sir. - Do I make myself clear to you? 26 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,180 Well, not when you get this close. You get kind of fuzzy. 27 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,725 Knock it off! Move! Move! Move! Move! 28 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,686 Now, you people listen up! 29 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,063 The efficiency ratings have just been posted! 30 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,481 For the second straight week, 31 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:49,443 this platoon has been beaten by Sergeant Whipple's platoon! 32 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,112 Now, I don't like that! Do you like that? 33 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,449 - [all] No, sir! - I can't hear you! 34 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,367 - No, sir! - All right! 35 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,369 Then you people better settle down! 36 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,414 And you better boost those efficiency ratings! 37 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:05,334 Pyle, what do you think you're doing now? 38 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:08,587 - Sir. - I told you to straighten this bunk! 39 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,714 - Yes, sir. - But you'd rather look out the window? 40 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,924 - No, sir. - Your attention is in here, boy! 41 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,385 There is nothing outside that window! You understand? 42 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,721 - Well, sir... - Nothing! Is that clear? Nothing! 43 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,348 Yes, sir. Nothing. 44 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:23,060 Nothin' except Sergeant Whipple messin' up our company area. 45 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,686 Huh? 46 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,025 Why, that dirty... 47 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:33,737 Whipple, you rat! I'll get you for this! 48 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,489 Everybody outside on the double! 49 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,908 Police that area! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! 50 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,202 - You see, sir, there was somethin' out... - Outside! 51 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,579 Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! 52 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,208 Every piece! Every piece! 53 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,834 Snap it up! Every piece! 54 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,169 Every piece! 55 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,171 Fall in! 56 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,426 Good morning, sir. 57 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:59,096 - A little last-minute policing, Sergeant? - Yes, sir. 58 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,931 Cuts it kind of close, doesn't it, for inspection? 59 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,850 - Yes, sir. - Carry on. 60 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,900 Now you know how it is. Even when you do it right, 61 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,404 somebody tries to foul you up and foul up your inspection! 62 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,490 Well, after this inspection, we are going on a little hike! 63 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,242 We are going on the same hike 64 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,786 that Sergeant Whipple took his platoon yesterday! 65 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,664 But, we are going to beat Sergeant Whipple! 66 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,792 We are going to beat his platoon. Is that clear? 67 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,420 - [all] Yes, sir! - I can't hear you! 68 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,755 - Yes, sir! - Sir? 69 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,966 - What do you want? - How come you didn't tell the Colonel 70 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:38,719 that Sergeant Whipple tried to mess up your inspection? 71 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,220 You're at attention! 72 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,180 You ought to have told him. 73 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,933 Pyle, we don't do things like that here. 74 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,560 We don't tell. 75 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,020 - But it wasn't your fault. - Pyle! 76 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,064 - It was Sergeant Whipple's. - Pyle! 77 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,816 It's a hateful thing. 78 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:01,116 Boy, I'm tired already. We haven't even started yet. 79 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:04,202 Probably gonna double-time us all the way just to beat Sergeant Whipple. 80 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,496 That Sergeant Whipple's a creep, you know that? 81 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,040 They're all creeps. What about our DI? Ain't he a creep? 82 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,709 Sergeant Carter? 83 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,919 You ought not talk that way about Sergeant Carter. 84 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,964 - Why, do you love him so much? - No, I don't love him. 85 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,009 - I like him, but I don't love him. - But you like him? 86 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,386 Uh-huh. I expect his mom and daddy love him. 87 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,596 I just like him. 88 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,848 Gomer, Sergeant Carter don't have a mommy and daddy. 89 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,935 - He was raised by werewolves. - That ain't very nice to say. 90 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,188 Do you know he has holes cut in the brim of his hat 91 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:32,773 for his ears to stick through? 92 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,483 You hush. That ain't nice. 93 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,818 All right, all right, have it your way. 94 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,154 He's a great guy, and you love him. 95 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,364 I didn't say that. I like him. 96 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,117 I like him a whole lot, but I just don't love him. 97 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,911 [Johnson] Right. Fall in! 98 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,957 Ready? Hit it! 99 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,755 All right... Hit it! 100 00:04:56,755 --> 00:05:02,469 Left, right, left, right. Left, left, left, right, left! 101 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:06,139 I just love it when he sings that, that there cadence call, don't you? 102 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,975 No. You love him, don't you, Gome? 103 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,895 - No. I love his cadence. Don't love him. - Okay. 104 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,231 - I like him. - All right. 105 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,483 [Carter] Double time! Hit it! 106 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,653 You like him now, too, Gome? 107 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,613 Uh-huh. But don't love him. 108 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,789 Hold it! 109 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,126 What's the matter? Who told him to stop? 110 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,837 There's a snake in the middle of the road, Sergeant. 111 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,630 Looks like a rattler. 112 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:42,259 That's a rattler, all right. All right, you people, stand back! 113 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,803 Excuse me, sir. You don't have to do that. 114 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:45,929 What? 115 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,931 That ain't a rattler. That's a king snake. 116 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,432 Yeah? Well, I ain't got time to prove it. 117 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,767 Please, sir, wait a minute. 118 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,186 Pyle, what are you doing? 119 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,314 It's okay, sir. 120 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,775 Pyle, you idiot, drop it! Drop it! 121 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,989 It's just a little, old king snake, like I said. 122 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,908 - Pyle, are you crazy? - Kingsnakes ain't poisonous. 123 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:10,579 See? He ain't got no teeth. He kills by constrictin'. 124 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,123 And then he only kills other snakes, not folks. 125 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,667 - Pyle! - Look at him grin. 126 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,961 Rattlesnakes don't never grin. 127 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,546 Hey, there, Mr. Kingsnake. 128 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,090 Pyle, get rid of it! 129 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,341 Yes, sir. 130 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,430 Go on, boy. Go on, now. 131 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:31,892 You're holdin' up the United States Marine Corps. 132 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,727 Bye-bye. 133 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,520 Say "hey" to Miss King. 134 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,025 Pyle, are you crazy, pickin' up a snake? 135 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,651 Well, not all of 'em are poisonous. 136 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,945 If you ever get bit by a poisonous snake, 137 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,489 what'll happen is you'll get paralyzed 138 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,867 and then you'll have trouble breathin' and you'll turn blue. 139 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,952 And 10 or 15 minutes later, you'll be dead. 140 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,121 That's how you'll know if they're poisonous. 141 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,332 Thanks. I'll remember that. 142 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,169 All right, the rest of you people fall out. 143 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,629 Five minute break. 144 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,305 Gomer, how come you know so much about snakes? 145 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:13,016 Well, back home, you get to where you know all kinds of animals. 146 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,894 Get to where you can recognize 'em, too, and understand their talk. 147 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,813 Their talk? Animals talk? 148 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,690 Sure. Didn't you know that? 149 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,068 - [chuckles] Which ones? - All of 'em. 150 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,861 Didn't you ever hear a chipmunk talk? 151 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,529 No, not back in Milwaukee. 152 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,783 You think I'm foolin', don't you? Well, I tell you, I'm not. 153 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,159 Hey! What's that? 154 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:36,039 - It's a skunk. That's what it is. - A skunk! 155 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,875 - [men shouting] - Hey, don't run. He ain't gonna hurt you. 156 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,169 Come here, boy. Come here. 157 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:44,047 Here, I got something for you. It's a little piece of bread 158 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,216 I was savin' for that empty spell about 10:00, 159 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,677 but you can have it. Come on, come on. 160 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,225 Lord, he looks just like my Uncle Ralph. 161 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:58,269 Come here, boy. Come on. I'm not gonna hurt you. 162 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,313 Come over here. Come here, boy. 163 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,440 Come on. Come on, come on. 164 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,317 Yes, sir. 165 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:09,531 [Gomer] See there, fellers? He wants to be friendly. 166 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,826 Most animals do if you give 'em a chance. 167 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,536 Say "hey" to the fellers, Ralph. 168 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,538 [Duke] That is a skunk, isn't it, Gome? 169 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,416 Sure is, but he ain't much different than a weasel or a mink. 170 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,334 Yeah. Except he's got a secret weapon. 171 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,086 Hey, how come he doesn't smell, Gomer? 172 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:26,214 - Aren't they supposed to smell? - You city folks. 173 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,425 That smell is used to protect themselves 174 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,886 whenever they're bein' attacked or when somebody hollers at 'em. 175 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,597 You mean if I raise my voice like this he might... 176 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:38,143 [shushing] Duke, hold it down. You'll scare Ralph, and he'll attack. 177 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,478 [Carter] All right, let's get those packs on. Let's saddle up. 178 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,813 Come on. What's going on here? 179 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,941 What is this, a party or something? What... 180 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,693 Pyle, get rid of that skunk! Get rid of it! 181 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,112 Shh, sir, please hold it down. Shh. 182 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,655 Well, I said get rid of it! 183 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:54,075 Sir, you got to hold it down. Hollerin' scares him. 184 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,536 And when he's scared, he's liable to attack 185 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,039 and give off a... An odor. 186 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,375 All right. 187 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,752 But get rid of him. 188 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,587 - Understand? - Yes, sir. 189 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,047 Goodbye, Ralph. 190 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,090 - All right, the rest of you men... - [shushing] 191 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,887 [softly] The rest of you men fall in. 192 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,930 On the double. On the double! 193 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,232 - Forward... - Shh, sir. Shh. 194 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,071 [softly] Forward... Hut! 195 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,074 One, two, three, four. 196 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,743 One, two, three, four. One... 197 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,080 [Johnson] Ten-hut! 198 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,708 Well, we did not beat Sergeant Whipple's time 199 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,169 on that hike this afternoon! And I think I know 200 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,505 why we did not beat Sergeant Whipple's time. 201 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,341 It is because we've got an animal lover in our group! 202 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,968 That is why we did not beat Sergeant Whipple's time! 203 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,303 I'm sorry, sir. 204 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,639 You're not half as sorry as you're gonna be. 205 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,390 Now, you people listen up! 206 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,352 I want extra points on that inspection tomorrow! 207 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:06,272 I want this place cleaned and squared away like it's never been done! 208 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,775 I want you to sweep, swab down. 209 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:12,612 I want you to dust between the springs, over the side of the bulkhead! 210 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,116 I want this place spotless! I want no excuses! 211 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,243 No alibis. 212 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,805 It's Ralph. 213 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,724 Hey, Ralph. 214 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,076 - Who did you say that was? - Ralph. 215 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,870 Ralph? 216 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,372 I named him that on account of he looks like my Uncle Ralph, 217 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,957 especially around the eyes. 218 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:09,085 I expect he followed us back from that hike we was on, Sergeant. 219 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,753 Get rid of him. You hear me? 220 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,298 - Sir? - I said get rid of him. 221 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,507 Yes, sir, but how? 222 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,925 I don't care how! Just... 223 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,594 [shushing] 224 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:21,681 Remember, hollerin' scares 'em, and then they you-know-what. 225 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,933 [softly] All right. All right. 226 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,687 Just get rid of it. I don't care how or where. 227 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:31,566 I'm not gonna get stuck with a skunk in my platoon! 228 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,026 Out! 229 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,986 - [softly] Out! - Yes, sir. 230 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,242 Come on, Ralph. 231 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,870 It's time for you to go back where you belong. 232 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,622 We got this inspection tomorrow, 233 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,624 and you'd just get in the way around here. 234 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,837 A skunk. A skunk in my platoon. 235 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:57,175 And on top of that, I get stuck with an idiot that talks to skunks! 236 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,426 Okay, Sergeant. 237 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,803 I set him outside and pointed him in the right direction. 238 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,306 He's gone now. He won't bother you no more. 239 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,599 I'm sure sorry. 240 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,228 All right, now, you people listen up! 241 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,231 On that inspection tomorrow, I want every man... 242 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,874 I told him to go on home. 243 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,085 I declare, I don't know how to get rid of him. 244 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,044 I do. 245 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,171 Corporal. 246 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,634 There's an empty ammo box in my duty hut. 247 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,427 - Go get it! - Right, Sergeant. 248 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,224 I headed him in the right direction, but he turned just right around. 249 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,809 Go on, Ralph. 250 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,937 Go on, Ralph. 251 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,147 I don't know why he's taken such a fancy to me. 252 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,483 Maybe he is your Uncle Ralph. 253 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,527 I'm sure sorry about this, Sergeant, 254 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,780 but animals always did just naturally take to me. 255 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,366 Wish I knew what we could do with the little feller. 256 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,659 Don't worry. 257 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,745 - Put him in here. - Yes, sir. 258 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,043 Are you gonna keep him in that there box? 259 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,461 Not for long. 260 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,882 Any of you people wanna take this out back 261 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,302 and do a little target practice, huh? 262 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,681 I didn't think so. I'll have to do it myself. 263 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:30,101 Sir? You ain't actually... 264 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,521 - I mean, you're not gonna... - What do you suggest? 265 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,398 Do you want him here for the inspection? 266 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,359 You want the Colonel to see him? What am I supposed to say? 267 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:43,281 "Sir, this is Private Ralph Skunk, the ugliest recruit in the service," huh? 268 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,700 But you ain't gonna really shoot him, are you? 269 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,829 Pyle, this animal is getting in the way of the program. 270 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,622 He's interfering with me. 271 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,083 I've gotta get rid of him. Is that clear? 272 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,296 Is that clear to all you knuckleheads? 273 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,756 [all] Yes, sir! 274 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,301 [softly] Now, get squared away. 275 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,886 I'll be back in a minute. 276 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,774 Well, you still like him? 277 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,692 I know you don't love him, but do you still like him? 278 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,987 Leave him alone. Can't you see he feels bad enough? 279 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,865 I just don't see how he could do it, 280 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,451 kill a defenseless little animal like that. 281 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,078 Are you kidding? He enjoys it. 282 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,498 Probably pulled wings off of flies when he was a kid. 283 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,625 Just don't see how. 284 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,377 - I just don't see... - [gun firing] 285 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,092 Come on, Gome. 286 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,386 Better start gettin' your gear squared away. 287 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,352 [Johnson] Ten-hut! 288 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,109 - Sir? - Yeah? 289 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,236 Did you really... 290 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:08,282 - Actually shoot him? - Right between the eyes! I don't miss! 291 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,159 [Carter] Now, you people listen up! 292 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,078 About that inspection tomorrow, 293 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,248 every man here has his responsibility! 294 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,083 Every man here has his job! 295 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,670 I expect every man here to fulfill his responsibility! 296 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,131 Hey! It's Ralph! He ain't dead at all! 297 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,802 As you were! 298 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,728 I took a shot at him. 299 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,730 I was sure I hit him! 300 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,816 I must have just missed him that much. 301 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,110 I didn't wanna stand out there, wasting ammunition. 302 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:48,072 I ain't gonna waste government ammunition on no stupid skunk! Is that clear? 303 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,452 Pyle, you listen to... 304 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,704 [shushing] 305 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,831 [softly] Pyle, you listen to me. 306 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,584 Now, you want that animal alive, 307 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,461 you keep him out of sight. 308 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,464 He's your responsibility. You understand? 309 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,341 Now, we're going on a 10-mile hike tomorrow. 310 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:10,511 He goes with us. If he is discovered, 311 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,139 he will be considered contraband. 312 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,726 That will be your neck, nobody else's. Is that clear? 313 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,060 Yes, sir. 314 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,939 - All right, you people. Get busy here. - Sir? 315 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,984 - Yeah? - Thanks from Ralph and me. 316 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,277 [groans] 317 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,241 [Carter] I said the whole platoon! Come on, you two! 318 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,534 Move! Move! 319 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,288 This ain't no picnic! Now, let's move it! 320 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,999 Clean! Clean! Clean! I want those extra points! 321 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,961 Now, let's move! All right, now, let's go! Let's go! 322 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,381 - [Whipple] What do you say, Vince? - I'm busy. 323 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,009 Yeah. Yeah, I see. 324 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,720 Don't try to put any fast one over on me, Whipple. 325 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,138 Get lost! 326 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,601 What's the matter? You got time for visiting? 327 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,686 Less than five minutes to inspection. 328 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,313 Well, I'll tell you, Vince, 329 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,774 I got a nice, cooperative bunch of boots. 330 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,776 [Whipple] I only have to tell them once. 331 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,820 That's how I get those extra points on the efficiency ratings. 332 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,323 [Carter] Very interesting, but not to me. 333 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,825 [Whipple] Yeah, I got some good people on this tour. 334 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,577 Real good. 335 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,622 Okay, you're startin' to bug me, Steve. 336 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,791 Now, take a walk, will you? 337 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,668 Okay. 338 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,713 I guess I'll be shovin' off. 339 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,966 I ain't forgettin' about yesterday. 340 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,801 You know, the sabotage? 341 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,136 Don't try that again. 342 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,390 Vince, you cut me. 343 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,766 I'd like to. 344 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,108 Where's Pyle? 345 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,736 Anybody see Pyle? 346 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,239 What did he do, go over the hill with that skunk? 347 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,865 - You stay right here. - [Carter] Pyle! 348 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,950 I'm gonna come back for you 349 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,202 in a little while and take you on a nice walk. 350 00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,829 Now, don't wander off. 351 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,415 [Carter] All right. That does it! Let's fall in on the double! 352 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,376 Come on. Let's move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! 353 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,546 Where you been, Pyle? Goldbricking? 354 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,298 No, sir. I was back there with Ralph. 355 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,924 - I was feedin' him. - Huh? 356 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,594 I was feedin' Ralph. You know what that little rascal likes? 357 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,803 Eggs. 358 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,639 - Swell. - Did you know that about skunks, Sergeant? 359 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,683 - Skunks just love eggs. - Pyle. 360 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,768 I saved him part of mine from breakfast this mornin'. 361 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,396 He really enjoyed 'em. The little rascal didn't even mind 362 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,648 - that there's ketchup on 'em. - Pyle! 363 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,567 You wanna make a skunk a friend for life, 364 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,110 you serve him up a mess of eggs. 365 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,196 Fried, scrambled, poached, or even raw. 366 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,532 No two ways about it, skunks is egg-lovers. 367 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,200 Knock it off! 368 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,872 - [Carter] Good morning, sir. - Good morning. 369 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,796 - Sergeant. - Sir? 370 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,590 Is this a new style? 371 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,258 Sir? 372 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,261 The pockets on these cartridge belts, every one unsnapped. 373 00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,848 Is that something new for inspection? I haven't seen that order. 374 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,184 Uh, no, sir. Uh... I'm sorry, sir. 375 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,519 I'll get on the people about that right away, sir. 376 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,568 - Carry on. - Aye, aye, sir. 377 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,785 He did it to me again! Again! He did it again. 378 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,912 - Who, Sarge? - Whipple! 379 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,122 He must have done it when we were policing the area. 380 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,375 He snuck in and unsnapped all the cartridge belts! 381 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,628 There go those extra points! Oh, the rat! 382 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,047 What a mean thing. What a mean thing to do. 383 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,257 Pyle, you're at attention! You're at attention! 384 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,551 What a mean thing. What a mean thing to do. 385 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,345 Nobody asked you, Pyle! 386 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,890 All right, the rest of you people... 387 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,267 Fall out and get squared away for a 10-mile hike! 388 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,270 You got eight minutes! Move it, move it! Move! Move! Move! 389 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,316 - But, sir... - I told you to fall out! 390 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,944 That means you, too! Move! 391 00:19:56,946 --> 00:20:00,241 What a mean thing. What a mean thing to do. 392 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,791 Check that rack. 393 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,130 How many points you figure he loses because of those cartridge belts? 394 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,590 Plenty. Enough to keep us way ahead. 395 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,675 [chuckles] 396 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,845 Get that pillow. 397 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,180 Now, Ralph, I want you to go in there now, 398 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,974 and just want you to sort of look around. 399 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,642 You don't have to do nothin', 400 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,145 but just sort of look the place over, okay? 401 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,197 [men clamoring] 402 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,508 Gee, Ralph. We better get out of here. 403 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,136 All that hollering's liable to make you attack. 404 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,138 And then they really wouldn't like you. 405 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,225 [officer] Ten-hut! 406 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,186 Why, what's going on? What's the meaning of this, Sergeant? 407 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,562 - Well, sir, we were all... - Is this a game? 408 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,230 Your platoon playing games, Sergeant? 409 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,357 - No, sir, w-w-we were... - This barracks is a shambles. 410 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,901 What did you have in there, a riot? 411 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,361 - No, sir, we've had... - Sergeant, you will confine your men! 412 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,280 You will get them and this building in order now! 413 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,531 Yes, sir. 414 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,534 Lieutenant, make a complete record of this for platoon ratings. 415 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,162 Carry on, Sergeant, if you can, that is. 416 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,413 Yes, sir. 417 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:36,003 Nice, cooperative bunch of people you got there, Whipple. 418 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,630 Yes, sir! 419 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,717 [laughing] 420 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,554 [whooping] 421 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,600 - [laughing] - Attention! 422 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,064 You people see this, huh? Take a good look. 423 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,607 This is because I'm happy. 424 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,527 You will not see this often because I'm not often happy. 425 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:03,531 Now, can anyone here tell me what happened in Sergeant Whipple's hut? 426 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,282 Huh? 427 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:08,619 Can anyone here tell me what put him in the doghouse with the Colonel? 428 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:11,747 Look, it's all right. You can tell me. 429 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,708 If someone here's responsible, I just wanna congratulate him, that's... 430 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,170 Pyle. 431 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,340 That you, huh? Huh? 432 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,051 How did you manage it, huh? What did you do, huh? 433 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,595 I just took Ralph for a little visit. 434 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,014 Ah, good goin', boy! 435 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,182 [shushing] 436 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,355 Good going, boy. 437 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,108 That was really quick thinking. That was great! 438 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,777 You're really becoming a Marine, boy! Great. 439 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,160 Two... Halt. 440 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,997 Pyle, fall out. 441 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,500 - This is the area, isn't it? - Yes, sir. 442 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,669 - Where's your friend? - Our friend, sir. 443 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,841 - Well, you know what to do. - Yes, sir. 444 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,645 Come on, now. 445 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,568 Well, I reckon this is it, buddy. 446 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,320 I got to go now. 447 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,906 Now, don't look at me like that. 448 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,366 You know you can't go on Iivin' in a boot camp. 449 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,201 Right here's where you belong. 450 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:35,164 Now, you go out and find yourself some new friends. Maybe a girl skunk. 451 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,082 And settle down and have some young ones. 452 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,376 - That's what you ought to do. - Pyle! 453 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,379 Be right there, Sergeant. Now, be a good boy, Ralph. 454 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,798 Bye-bye. 455 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,347 He was a good little feller, wasn't he? 456 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,182 I have to admit, he was. 457 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,768 That's one skunk that really earned his stripes. 458 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,358 About! 459 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,779 Face! 460 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,282 Forward march! 461 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,577 Left, right, left, right! Left, left, left, right, left! 35222

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