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Previously on ER:
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We'd be better off as friends.
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Mark, thanks again for dinner last night.
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God forbid you should listen to me
and learn something!
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Yes, I was engaged once.
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To a really lovely man.
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And he was killed in a freak
horseback riding accident.
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You bring a child into this world,
and you think they're helpless, but...
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...actually, I think it's us.
We're the ones that are helpless.
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"The Miracle Worker"
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- What time's that big do at your mom's?
- Right after church.
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I promised her we'd be there for
Christmas caroling with Uncle Ted.
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That the old guy with the banjo?
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It's a family tradition, kind of like
going to Mass on Christmas Eve.
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If I go, I'll feel like a hypocrite.
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- Kneeling and standing and-
- You could just sit.
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Everybody gives me dirty looks.
Like I'm a pagan.
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You are a pagan.
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Oh, what a glorious day!
Did you see the sky?
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- It's like a painting.
- Makes you glad to be alive.
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- Unless you're being persecuted.
- What?
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He doesn't like Dr. Lee's
new charting system.
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- What new charting system?
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Patients get two charts:
for docs and for nurses.
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We get to do our notes
at the same time.
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Orders get in quicker,
patients get meds faster.
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Docs don't waste time chasing charts.
So, what's the problem?
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"Someone" has to keep track
of twice as many charts as normal...
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...doubling his workload.
Not that anyone cares.
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Good morning, gang.
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Oh, my God, Amanda!
What have you done?
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Christmas nibblies: Dried fruit,
mixed nuts, little chocolate reindeer.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Wait. First dibs should go to Jerry.
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It's only fair since he's bearing
the brunt of the new charting system.
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No, thank you. I'm not hungry.
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As you wish. Seriously, if you find
yourself in the weeds, call me.
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- I'll make sure you get support.
- Sure.
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Excuse me.
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That's a Christmas card image,
the sight of you wrapping a book.
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Something educational
for one of your nieces?
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No. Actually, it's for you.
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It's T.S. Eliot.
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I know you said you liked him,
so I got it last month...
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...when we were still, you know...
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Peter, that's so sweet.
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I can't think of
a more thoughtful gift.
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Thank you.
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Oh, please, forget it.
Listen, I was wondering...
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...if we could finish
our workups around noon.
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I need to get out of here
early tonight.
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Oh, you've got big
Christmas Eve plans.
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Yeah. My sister's hosting a dinner.
Carla's gonna bring Reece by.
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- I haven't seen him all week.
- I understand.
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I absolutely hate being away
from my family during the holidays.
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In fact, I'm so desperate not to be
alone this Christmas Eve...
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...that I bought a ticket
to the Surgeons' Society Gala.
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Oh, golly.
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Yep. And you won't believe
who's sitting next to me.
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Hey, there she is!
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So I checked around.
We definitely have the coolest table.
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It's lucky we're both able to make it.
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A little trouble in paradise?
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Anyway, so tonight's dinner
is semiformal...
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...so any slinky black number will do.
If I may voice my preference...
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...something short
and off-the-shoulder would be ideal.
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Peter, by the way, that reminds me.
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I have a lot of charts
and I want to get out of here early.
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- I need you to cover my rounds.
- That'll mess up my morning.
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Look at it this way. I get a life...
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...and you earn a special place
in my heart.
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Do you know a garage that's open?
My crappy car died on the Dan Ryan.
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On Christmas Eve? Good luck.
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- Lydia, is that...?
- Card from Jen.
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- My ex-wife sent you a Christmas card?
- No. She sent one to me.
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We've exchanged cards for years.
Christmas, birthdays...
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- I was reading the newsletter.
- "Merry Christmas from the Simons. "
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- What?
- Their new house sounds amazing.
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- I know. 5000 square feet?
- Six bedrooms, three baths?
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That sounds just like Jen
to be bragging about her house.
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- I wouldn't call it bragging.
- She's sharing good news.
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- Yeah, Jen made partner.
- Jen made partner?
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- The firm even got her a new Beemer.
- I love those convertibles.
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Oh, you know what?
Mack's Garage on Wacker is open.
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- They'll tow your piece-of-crap car.
- Thanks, Jerry.
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"Dear Dr. Carter, I'm sure
you don't remember me.
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I wouldn't be around this Christmas
if not for you.
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You're a lifesaver.
The Lord's instrument on earth. "
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- Pacer pads?
- Third drawer on the left.
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"May God bless you and keep you.
Merry Christmas. Emily Ropella. "
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- Do you remember her?
- Not a clue.
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It's a nice card, though.
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Does it bother you
that God gets the credit?
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One can be called worse things
than "an instrument of God. "
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So you believe in...?
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I give Him the benefit of the doubt.
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- You?
- I don't know.
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Sometimes I think that God
is just this comforting illusion.
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We want everything to have meaning,
so we create this puppet master...
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...when everything is just arbitrary:
life, death, natural disasters-
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The Master is displeased.
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I'm so sorry. I can't believe
he foisted this on you.
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No use worrying about it now.
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I'll start the preops.
That'll save time.
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Whatever.
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Hello, Mr. Gardner.
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I have the results of your MRl.
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Good. So, how's it look?
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Good news. It appears the cancer
hasn't spread beyond the capsule.
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Great. So does this mean
I can hold on to my prostate?
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I'm afraid not.
Dr. Romano does want to continue...
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...with the radical prostatectomy
tomorrow morning as scheduled.
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But with the surgery, you stand an
excellent chance of beating the cancer.
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It really is very good news.
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- Is Dr. Romano around?
- He's in surgery.
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Is it something I can help you with?
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He had mentioned the operation could
result in my losing sexual function.
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I take it that's still the case?
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We'll do our best to do
a nerve-sparing procedure.
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- But there is that possibility, yes.
- How strong a possibility?
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Well, according to Dr. Romano's notes,
as high as 75 to 80 percent.
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Eighty percent.
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Has Dr. Romano discussed
your options...
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...about having children
in the future?
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- No.
- Well, you might want to consider...
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...paying a visit to a sperm bank.
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That way, if there's a loss of function
you can still have children...
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- ... through alternative means.
- Right.
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Dr. Lee?
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You startled me.
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Sorry. Dr. Anspaugh would
like you to call him.
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What's wrong with Dr. Greene's
locker?
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I found it ajar. I shut it
before something walked away.
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- Thanks for the message.
- Sure.
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I've got supraventricular tachycardia.
It happens all the time.
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Rate's 160. BP's 100 palp.
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Just cardiovert me at 50
and I'm on my way.
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Let's put him on a monitor
and get a strip.
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I'm trying to tell you,
I've got SVTs.
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Just cardiovert me at 50.
It works every time.
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I appreciate the tip.
But I need to examine you myself.
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- I'm trying to save some time here.
- Stop talking.
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Would you tell him that I have SVTs?
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I've got SVTs!
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- Let go.
- I've got SVTs!
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I heard you!
I need to examine you myself.
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- I'm gonna be late for work!
- Let go!
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Are you one of Santa's helpers?
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The helpers just pass out the goody
bags. I'm an elf. A singing elf.
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- Oh, part of a choir?
- There's four of us.
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But thanks to "Super Doc," the
Elf Tones are gonna be a tenor short.
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- Here you go.
- It says I have SVTs, right?
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I knew it! You want to shock me
at 50 now, smart-ass?
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I got an 18-year-old, flatline!
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- How long down?
- Unknown. Mother found him.
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Gave him two rounds of epi,
two of atropine.
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- Got any signs of life?
- Got him back once.
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Get him on a monitor.
Carter, check ventilation.
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- What can I do?
- Rectal temp.
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- Great.
- All right. On my count.
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Watch your hand there.
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One, two, three, go.
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Any signs of drugs, suicide?
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Said he had a killer headache.
Took a nap and never woke up.
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- A subarachnoid hemorrhage.
- Killer headache is right.
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- Monitor's up.
- No femoral pulse.
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- Asystole.
- No spontaneous respirations.
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- No response to pain.
- Anybody got any good news?
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Pupils are...
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- ... fixed and dilated. No corneal reflex.
- He's only 18.
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Zadro got him back once, maybe we
can do it again. High dose of epi.
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Put him on a pulse ox.
An end-tidal CO-2 detector.
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- Paddles, please.
- Crank it to 50. Let's go!
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- Let's start at 20.
- Twenty? Why?
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- Because I said so, that's why.
- Oh, that's mature.
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- Charged to 20.
- Clear.
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- How did we do?
- No change.
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Fifty? Do I hear 50?
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- Let's go to 30.
- Oh, for crying out loud!
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Why not just go to 50?
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Because he has a sensitive rhythm.
I don't want to overshock him.
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- Charge to 30.
- Clear.
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Anything?
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- Nothing.
- I don't want to question your genius.
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But can we go to 50 while I still
got some hair on my chest?
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- Let's go to 50.
- It's about time!
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- Charged.
- Clear.
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That did it.
Back to normal sinus.
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Watch him for 15
and then let him go.
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Thanks for nothing, Dr. Mengele!
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- Time?
- Twelve minutes.
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- Check his rhythm.
- Still no pulse.
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- Asystole.
- Keep at it.
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- Ten of epi onboard.
- The boy's mother is in Chairs.
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- She wants to talk to someone.
- Carter, you want to do that?
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Don't get her hopes up.
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All right.
Give me another epi, 7 milligrams.
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- Mrs. Richards?
- My son?
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Hi. I'm Dr. Carter.
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Your son's heart stopped beating.
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We're doing everything
to start it again.
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We're giving him medicine
and doing CPR.
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Why would his heart stop?
He's 18 years old.
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There's a sign that he had
a brain hemorrhage...
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...which could've
caused the cardiac arrest.
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How? He's the picture of health.
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It could be a weak artery, possibly
something that's existed since birth.
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The thing is,
he's been down a long time.
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The longer he goes without oxygen,
the less likely we can bring him back.
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- We might need to have a conversation-
- Please don't give up on him.
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He's all that I have.
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Please.
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Okay.
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I'll be back.
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Hold it. Hold the compressions.
Any sign of a rhythm?
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- Flatline.
- Let's call it.
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Not yet. Keep bagging.
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You got a reason to keep
flogging him?
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He's 18, his mother's only child.
And it's Christmas.
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Want a miracle?
He's been down for 40.
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- So, what's five more?
- Okay, doctor. Let's go.
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Resuming compressions. Keep bagging.
And another round of high-dose epi.
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Start a dopamine drip.
Get those paddles ready.
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- He's in asystole.
- He may be in fine V-fib.
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Charge to 300. No, 350.
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- Charging.
- Let's hold a really positive thought.
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- Ready.
- Clear!
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- Was that a beat?
- My God!
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- Two beats does not a rhythm make.
- Slap some pads on him.
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All right. Here you go.
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00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:01,678
Can you roll him?
233
00:13:04,598 --> 00:13:06,840
- Set it at 80.
- You're on.
234
00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:10,391
- It's not capturing.
- Dial up the gain.
235
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:13,643
Come on.
Just gotta get it to capture.
236
00:13:13,858 --> 00:13:16,349
- He's throwing PVCs.
- Hold that lidocaine.
237
00:13:16,527 --> 00:13:18,069
Maximum gain.
238
00:13:18,696 --> 00:13:21,021
Come on. Come on.
239
00:13:21,824 --> 00:13:23,402
- We got it!
- He's got a rhythm!
240
00:13:23,617 --> 00:13:25,195
- Take a carotid.
- Pulse?
241
00:13:25,411 --> 00:13:27,202
- Strong at 120.
- BP is 100.
242
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,738
Send him to CT,
find out where he's bleeding.
243
00:13:29,957 --> 00:13:31,749
- How'd you-?
- I'm an instrument!
244
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:34,415
- Way to go!
- Hope he's got some brain left.
245
00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:36,912
- You want contrast?
- No, but call Respiratory.
246
00:13:37,089 --> 00:13:39,378
Make sure they got a vent
and scanner.
247
00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,801
Looks like we got our miracle.
248
00:13:43,012 --> 00:13:47,092
If he wakes up. Even if he does,
he'll probably have brain damage.
249
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:48,927
Carter.
250
00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:50,846
Better prepare the mother.
251
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,814
Yes, Ma.
252
00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:02,773
Of course we're coming.
253
00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:08,953
Uncle Ted wants Doug to play
"Silent Night" on the tambourine?
254
00:14:09,997 --> 00:14:11,789
I think he'd love it.
255
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:16,160
Yeah. Hey, do you have
any videotape left in the videocam?
256
00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:18,786
Yep. Yes, I am coming to Mass.
257
00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:23,051
No, he is not. But, you know what?
We should probably respect his choice.
258
00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:25,467
It would be nice
if we all went together.
259
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,764
If I'm needed,
I'll be out at the roach coach.
260
00:14:28,975 --> 00:14:31,845
I'll be here suffocating
under a mountain of charts.
261
00:14:32,061 --> 00:14:35,810
That's odd. I swear I had
my gloves in my pocket.
262
00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:38,645
- Dr. Lee took them.
- What did you say?
263
00:14:39,402 --> 00:14:41,395
I saw her at your locker earlier.
264
00:14:41,612 --> 00:14:44,317
- That is ridiculous, Jerry.
- What's ridiculous?
265
00:14:44,532 --> 00:14:46,940
He's accusing Amanda
of stealing my gloves.
266
00:14:47,118 --> 00:14:50,617
I tell you she had your locker open,
and she was very suspicious.
267
00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:54,033
I know you're angry at Amanda
for the new chart system...
268
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,575
...but to accuse her of
being a thief...
269
00:14:56,794 --> 00:14:59,083
You didn't see how weird
she was acting.
270
00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:00,958
Can it, Jerry.
271
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,958
I finished the work on Landis.
How are you?
272
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:07,967
- Two more preops, then postops.
- You may make your dinner after all.
273
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:11,848
What'll it be? Goose in
chestnut sauce or roast venison?
274
00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,637
We gotta call in our entr�es.
275
00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:17,981
Dr. Romano, Mr. DeMisa is coming back
in with postoperative pain.
276
00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:19,650
What a pain in the ass!
277
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:22,309
You assisted on his gastroplasty,
didn't you?
278
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:25,820
- What? Yeah.
- Great! When he comes in, take him.
279
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:28,826
I'm already busy.
I'm trying to get home for dinner.
280
00:15:28,993 --> 00:15:31,282
Sometimes being a Resident
just sucks.
281
00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:33,702
So, what'll it be?
Mother Goose or Bambi?
282
00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:39,123
- Are these leads on?
- The leads are on.
283
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:43,833
Nothing in the alpha, theta or
delta frequencies. He's brain-dead.
284
00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:47,543
Well, maybe he can be an organ donor.
285
00:15:47,762 --> 00:15:52,673
Not too likely. He has type AB blood.
That's, what, 2% of the population?
286
00:15:52,892 --> 00:15:55,680
I doubt you'll find
many compatible candidates.
287
00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:59,015
- It's worth a try.
- Sure it is. Talk to the mother.
288
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:02,690
If she won't go for it,
try to persuade her to pull the plug.
289
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,820
So much for my miracle.
290
00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:10,022
Dr. Corday, the fertility
clinic just called.
291
00:16:10,243 --> 00:16:13,161
Your patient, David Gardner,
is having an Ml.
292
00:16:13,371 --> 00:16:16,621
His EKG was normal this morning.
Is he upstairs?
293
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,707
They're taking him to the ER.
294
00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:20,794
Okay.
295
00:16:22,339 --> 00:16:24,378
I just took an unusual complaint.
296
00:16:24,549 --> 00:16:28,381
An irate elf claims you tortured him
with the cardioversion paddles?
297
00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:32,723
We differed over treatment strategies.
I wouldn't quite call it torture.
298
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,892
I know. I read the chart.
He's clearly a nut case.
299
00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:39,103
- I'm just making sure you're all right.
- I'm okay.
300
00:16:39,523 --> 00:16:42,524
Although, to be honest,
I could've handled it better.
301
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:46,602
I'm a little off my game today.
Blame it on the holidays.
302
00:16:46,822 --> 00:16:49,692
- Is it a rough time of year for you?
- Not usually.
303
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:54,700
My ex-wife, she sent out this
newsletter saying how happy she is.
304
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:58,781
I can't help but see it as her saying,
"Look how well I traded up. "
305
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,708
- I got it.
- Thanks.
306
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:03,754
- It's a tough time of year for me too.
- Really?
307
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:07,588
This is the first Christmas
since my brother committed suicide.
308
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:10,755
- Oh, jeez. I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
309
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:15,094
It was one of those apocalyptic cult
things. The guys with the sneakers?
310
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,885
Oh, yeah. I thought that
was a couple of years ago.
311
00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:22,396
He missed the big event,
so he decided to follow on his own.
312
00:17:22,816 --> 00:17:27,478
Wow! Sorry. I gotta say you're
handling it better than I would've.
313
00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:30,483
I credit that to my Grandma Lee.
She always said:
314
00:17:30,699 --> 00:17:33,486
"Whatever life throws at you,
greet it with a smile.
315
00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:36,620
There's nothing as contagious
as a positive attitude. "
316
00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:40,747
I think we'd all be better off
if we followed Grandma's advice.
317
00:17:41,502 --> 00:17:43,708
- Here we go.
- Coming through.
318
00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:47,124
- Let's get him into Trauma 1.
- Mr. Gardner, how are you?
319
00:17:47,341 --> 00:17:50,710
- My chest feels tight. I can't breathe.
- Is he your patient?
320
00:17:50,928 --> 00:17:53,216
Yes, and he's hyperventilating
like crazy.
321
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,506
Hook him up to a 12-lead EKG
and a pulse ox.
322
00:17:55,682 --> 00:17:57,971
Start a line. Get a mask on him.
323
00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:02,135
We need to get your breathing under
control. Concentrate on the breaths.
324
00:18:02,356 --> 00:18:04,811
Let the breath out slowly.
325
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,893
Slowly.
326
00:18:07,111 --> 00:18:08,771
- Monitor's up.
- All right.
327
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,739
Yep, pulse is up to 99.
That's a good sign.
328
00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:13,443
You're gonna be fine.
329
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,328
Breathe in on the count of five.
330
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,277
One. Two.
331
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,158
Oh, my! You're David-
332
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,661
You're David Gardner, right?
The trumpet soloist?
333
00:18:24,878 --> 00:18:27,963
I saw your guest performance
with the Chicago Symphony.
334
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,961
I'm sorry. I'm Kerry Weaver,
season ticket holder.
335
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,671
Breathe out.
336
00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:36,671
I just loved your featured
performance in Mahler 2.
337
00:18:36,891 --> 00:18:38,515
It gave me shivers.
338
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,012
Slowly.
339
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,262
- Where do you go next?
- Boston.
340
00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:45,101
- Breathe in.
- The BSO! Yes!
341
00:18:45,316 --> 00:18:47,308
- I got your 12-lead.
- Breathe out.
342
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:51,524
David, your heart looks just fine.
343
00:18:52,156 --> 00:18:54,362
We'll run a few tests
just to make sure.
344
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:58,198
But I think that you were
just having an anxiety attack.
345
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,992
Are you a bit nervous
about playing for Ozawa?
346
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,413
Breathe in.
347
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,369
How long have you had the pain?
348
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:08,415
Ever since the surgery.
I wish I'd never had it.
349
00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:12,711
I heard stapling my stomach would help
me reduce, but I haven't lost a pound.
350
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,423
Have you been sticking
to the all-liquid diet?
351
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,301
- What did you have today?
- A little blended tea.
352
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:21,351
- What was in it?
- Bacon and eggs.
353
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,396
- Mr. DeMisa!
- But I blended it up.
354
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,305
- What else did you have?
- A smoothie.
355
00:19:28,859 --> 00:19:32,228
- And what was in that?
- Low-fat milk...
356
00:19:32,697 --> 00:19:36,741
...some butternut squash, sweet potato
pancakes, a honey-glazed ham...
357
00:19:36,951 --> 00:19:39,952
...and a caramel-orange
Buche de Noel.
358
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:44,112
- That's a full Christmas dinner.
- Oh, also, I'm a little backed up.
359
00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:48,081
- What do you mean a little backed up?
- Constipated.
360
00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:51,166
Okay. He probably busted a staple.
361
00:19:51,382 --> 00:19:54,418
Set him up for a gastrograph
and give him a laxative.
362
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:57,720
I like the chocolate ones.
If that's all right?
363
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,930
Dr. Carter...
364
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:09,022
...I was talking to Steven
and he moved his arm.
365
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,434
He's having involuntary
muscle spasms.
366
00:20:12,904 --> 00:20:15,359
I think he was trying
to tell me something.
367
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,524
I'm afraid that's not possible.
368
00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:24,202
We did a test on Steven to check for
brain activity. We didn't find any.
369
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,454
Well, then...
370
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,454
...it'll take some time and-
371
00:20:31,673 --> 00:20:33,998
Time isn't going to help.
372
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,758
Steven is brain-dead.
373
00:20:37,053 --> 00:20:38,631
No possibility of recovery.
374
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:43,089
I know this is a really difficult
thing to think about right now.
375
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,931
One way to salvage something
positive out of this...
376
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,805
...is to donate Steven's organs.
377
00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:52,609
No, I...
378
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:56,895
I can't let you take out his organs
when his heart is still beating.
379
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,652
If that's the case, I'd ask you...
380
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:06,328
...to consider signing
a "do not resuscitate" order.
381
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,333
That way, if Steven's heart
fails again...
382
00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:14,164
...we won't subject him
to overly aggressive procedures...
383
00:21:14,382 --> 00:21:17,336
...by prolonging his life
in a vegetative state.
384
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:20,170
I can hope for a miracle, can't I?
385
00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:26,184
Well, who do we have here?
386
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:29,306
Mrs. Hutton fainted
while shopping at Lakewood Mall.
387
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:33,520
I'm sorry. Don't worry, we'll have
you back on your feet in a jiff.
388
00:21:33,735 --> 00:21:35,110
All right.
389
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,022
You been hitting the nitrous?
390
00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:40,440
You gotta greet life with a smile.
391
00:21:40,658 --> 00:21:45,617
- I do?
- Yeah. A positive attitude is contagious.
392
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:48,368
So why don't you
tell me what happened?
393
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,418
I went to Field's
Night Before Christmas sale.
394
00:21:51,628 --> 00:21:55,127
It was crowded. It was hot.
It was stuffy. I passed out.
395
00:21:55,799 --> 00:21:58,124
- Very nicely put.
- Thanks.
396
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:03,048
Why don't we order Mrs. Hutton some
cardiac enzymes, CBC and a Chem-7?
397
00:22:03,265 --> 00:22:06,016
Hold it!
How much do those things cost?
398
00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:08,053
Gosh! I don't know.
399
00:22:08,311 --> 00:22:11,396
- You won't tell me?
- No, I mean I really don't know.
400
00:22:11,606 --> 00:22:14,311
- Please sit up.
- Oh, I got your number now.
401
00:22:14,526 --> 00:22:17,942
- Excuse me?
- You think you're pretty smart, huh?
402
00:22:18,154 --> 00:22:23,113
Sweet-talking me into buying all those
expensive tests I don't need.
403
00:22:23,326 --> 00:22:25,070
Just trying to make a diagnosis.
404
00:22:25,287 --> 00:22:27,956
I'm trying to survive
on Social Security.
405
00:22:28,165 --> 00:22:30,204
We can't all make a doctor's salary.
406
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,623
Your insurance will pay for the tests.
407
00:22:32,836 --> 00:22:36,454
Oh, so that's your racket!
Ripping off insurance companies.
408
00:22:36,673 --> 00:22:39,378
It's crooks like you
that keep my premiums so high.
409
00:22:39,593 --> 00:22:40,968
Get me another doctor!
410
00:22:41,595 --> 00:22:43,219
He's the best doctor we have.
411
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:46,929
Well, I don't like the look of him.
The way he smiles and talks.
412
00:22:47,142 --> 00:22:51,436
I want another doctor!
Any doctor as long as it isn't him!
413
00:22:51,605 --> 00:22:54,771
Mr. Gardner, your labs look stunning.
414
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:58,856
We should probably wait on the cardiac
enzymes before letting you go.
415
00:22:59,071 --> 00:23:01,609
At this rate, I should
check in for the night.
416
00:23:01,782 --> 00:23:05,281
It would certainly save you
the drive in for surgery tomorrow.
417
00:23:05,494 --> 00:23:09,159
No, the less time I spend here
the better. No offense.
418
00:23:09,373 --> 00:23:11,033
None taken.
419
00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:13,119
So how are you feeling?
420
00:23:13,335 --> 00:23:17,285
Like an idiot. Here I thought
I was having this big heart attack...
421
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,872
...turns out I'm just a nervous wreck.
422
00:23:20,175 --> 00:23:22,464
If you want,
you could postpone surgery.
423
00:23:22,636 --> 00:23:26,135
No. I have to be
recovered by January 15th.
424
00:23:26,348 --> 00:23:29,551
I'm doing a televised special
with the Boston Symphony.
425
00:23:29,768 --> 00:23:32,686
Oh, I'll have to mark my calendar.
426
00:23:33,021 --> 00:23:34,646
Symphony fan?
427
00:23:35,107 --> 00:23:38,061
I know very little
about orchestral music.
428
00:23:39,278 --> 00:23:40,772
So, what do you like?
429
00:23:41,446 --> 00:23:42,989
Well...
430
00:23:47,327 --> 00:23:48,822
...I'm embarrassed to say.
431
00:23:51,123 --> 00:23:53,162
How bad can it be?
432
00:23:55,461 --> 00:23:57,418
I'm in a disco phase at the moment.
433
00:23:58,005 --> 00:24:00,959
Yes, well, I can see why
you would be embarrassed.
434
00:24:03,052 --> 00:24:05,839
- You paged me?
- We've got a problem. He's stuck.
435
00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:08,883
- Stuck?
- He's wedged in. I can't get him out.
436
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:11,886
- What do you expect me to do?
- Help me get him out?
437
00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:13,680
I don't have time for that.
438
00:24:13,896 --> 00:24:16,303
Have Maintenance
take the chair apart.
439
00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,433
- What?
- I gotta go to the bathroom.
440
00:24:18,651 --> 00:24:20,193
- You'll have to hold it.
- Help!
441
00:24:20,402 --> 00:24:22,940
- Help me get him out, please?
- Please!
442
00:24:23,155 --> 00:24:25,444
Okay, come on. Grab his arms.
443
00:24:26,283 --> 00:24:30,447
Oh, man! All right, on my count.
One, two, three.
444
00:24:40,172 --> 00:24:41,750
What a waste.
445
00:24:43,634 --> 00:24:47,299
Why did I do it? Why did I do it?
I know- I know better.
446
00:24:47,513 --> 00:24:48,888
You tried to save a life.
447
00:24:49,056 --> 00:24:51,843
I let that "instrument of God"
stuff go to my head.
448
00:24:53,435 --> 00:24:54,930
Maybe it is all arbitrary.
449
00:24:55,146 --> 00:24:57,352
Why does he deserve
a brain hemorrhage?
450
00:24:57,565 --> 00:24:59,688
And why does it blow
on Christmas Eve?
451
00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:02,270
What's the point?
452
00:25:15,875 --> 00:25:18,579
I got the tests back
on that teenager in 1.
453
00:25:18,753 --> 00:25:21,291
A little Christmas present
from the stork.
454
00:25:21,505 --> 00:25:24,257
Well, I'd better
go give the good news.
455
00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:26,590
- Oh, my God!
- Here.
456
00:25:26,761 --> 00:25:29,252
Oh, Dr. Weaver, you have to read this.
457
00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:31,838
- Read what?
- A triple-X sex fantasy.
458
00:25:32,016 --> 00:25:33,261
Excuse me?
459
00:25:33,476 --> 00:25:36,393
I found it in Dr. Lee's charts.
It's her handwriting.
460
00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:41,515
"I took M.G.'s gloved hand and placed
it on my heaving, pink, stippled breast. "
461
00:25:42,193 --> 00:25:43,770
Why am I reading this?
462
00:25:43,986 --> 00:25:48,198
- Don't you get it?
- "M.G. " is Mark Greene.
463
00:25:48,407 --> 00:25:51,859
- Come on!
- What about the glove reference?
464
00:25:52,078 --> 00:25:54,284
You have completely lost your mind.
465
00:25:54,497 --> 00:25:57,581
You found my notes on Mrs. Condrell.
I've looked up and down.
466
00:25:57,792 --> 00:26:01,790
- Mrs. Condrell?
- That psych patient? It's a sad case.
467
00:26:02,004 --> 00:26:05,124
She's psychotic,
extremely hypersexual...
468
00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:09,297
...and has these obsessive fantasies
about Merv Griffin, of all people.
469
00:26:09,512 --> 00:26:11,006
Anyway, thank you.
470
00:26:11,764 --> 00:26:15,714
Next time you want to make an ass
out of yourself, leave me out of it.
471
00:26:17,812 --> 00:26:21,679
- Could there be a mistake?
- No mistake, Laura. You're pregnant.
472
00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:24,477
Oh, God!
473
00:26:25,194 --> 00:26:26,854
What do I do?
474
00:26:27,697 --> 00:26:31,113
- Can you talk to your mother?
- No way. She'll kill me.
475
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,117
- Your dad?
- No.
476
00:26:34,328 --> 00:26:37,947
- Thanks.
- I had to sneak out even to come here.
477
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,375
Are you gonna tell them?
478
00:26:40,585 --> 00:26:42,412
Not if you don't want me to.
479
00:26:42,629 --> 00:26:44,502
I don't.
480
00:26:47,592 --> 00:26:50,628
You have some choices:
You can have the baby, keep it...
481
00:26:51,012 --> 00:26:54,298
...have the baby, put it up for adoption,
or have an abortion.
482
00:26:54,891 --> 00:26:57,133
I can't have a baby.
483
00:26:58,061 --> 00:26:59,471
There's no way.
484
00:27:03,316 --> 00:27:05,107
Can you help me?
485
00:27:05,276 --> 00:27:07,565
Yes, I can. I'll be right back.
486
00:27:07,737 --> 00:27:10,655
Stephanie, can you...? Thanks.
487
00:27:12,992 --> 00:27:14,368
Hey, Carol.
488
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,361
I got a pregnant
13-year-old in there...
489
00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:19,656
...who wants an abortion
on the holidays.
490
00:27:19,874 --> 00:27:21,831
God! Thirteen.
491
00:27:22,043 --> 00:27:24,285
Well, you think you can arrange that?
492
00:27:24,462 --> 00:27:27,084
Merry Christmas. Yeah.
493
00:27:27,298 --> 00:27:28,757
You can take it from here?
494
00:27:28,925 --> 00:27:30,336
Sure.
495
00:27:30,802 --> 00:27:33,091
Carla, I know his bedtime is at 8:00.
496
00:27:33,304 --> 00:27:35,463
I might not be able
to make it until then.
497
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,392
Yeah, I know.
Listen, listen. Okay, okay.
498
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,395
It's Christmas Eve.
I just want see my son, okay?
499
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:45,431
Okay. Thank you so much.
I promise. I will. Yeah, bye.
500
00:27:45,608 --> 00:27:47,067
- How's it going?
- Don't ask.
501
00:27:47,235 --> 00:27:50,236
- You call the ER for DeMisa?
- He's still on the toilet.
502
00:27:50,405 --> 00:27:53,074
Lizzie, if you're ready,
we can go together.
503
00:27:53,241 --> 00:27:55,613
I have a couple of patients
to finish with.
504
00:27:55,827 --> 00:27:59,196
- Is Peter trying to ruin our evening?
- No, not at all.
505
00:27:59,372 --> 00:28:00,914
It was a joke.
506
00:28:01,124 --> 00:28:03,081
Look, I'll see you there.
507
00:28:03,627 --> 00:28:06,331
I left these unfinished
dictations for you.
508
00:28:06,546 --> 00:28:10,129
They need to be in by 8.
Appreciate the help. See you later.
509
00:28:14,012 --> 00:28:17,595
Sixteen-year-old, unconscious,
history of biliary atresia.
510
00:28:17,807 --> 00:28:19,302
- Hepatic coma?
- Looks like it.
511
00:28:19,476 --> 00:28:22,809
- She was fine until six months ago.
- What medication is she on?
512
00:28:22,979 --> 00:28:26,099
Ampicillin, tobramycin,
vitamins A, D and K.
513
00:28:26,316 --> 00:28:28,107
The skin's jaundiced.
514
00:28:30,111 --> 00:28:32,567
Same with sclera.
Her breath smells sweet.
515
00:28:32,781 --> 00:28:33,860
- Fetor hepaticus?
- Yep.
516
00:28:34,074 --> 00:28:36,991
- What's that?
- Liver's shut down. Dip a urine.
517
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,529
It's getting crowded in here.
Can you deal with the parents?
518
00:28:40,747 --> 00:28:42,989
Start lactulose, 30 cc's per NG.
519
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:45,622
We're giving her medicine
to clean her blood.
520
00:28:45,836 --> 00:28:48,208
- Blood in the urine.
- She's bleeding inside?
521
00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:51,209
The liver failure's
causing her blood not to clot.
522
00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:52,753
Oh, God!
523
00:28:52,926 --> 00:28:54,835
Is she on the transplant list?
524
00:28:55,011 --> 00:28:58,677
She's been Status 2A for six months.
But they haven't found a match.
525
00:28:58,890 --> 00:29:01,132
- Why not? What's her blood type?
- AB.
526
00:29:02,769 --> 00:29:05,391
What are you doing?
Are you hiding back here?
527
00:29:05,564 --> 00:29:06,892
Exactly.
528
00:29:07,065 --> 00:29:10,600
I tried your grandma's "greet with
a smile" approach on a patient...
529
00:29:10,819 --> 00:29:12,444
- ... and she threw me out.
- No!
530
00:29:12,654 --> 00:29:14,398
Yep.
531
00:29:14,948 --> 00:29:18,732
I've restricted myself to the
unconscious for the rest of the day.
532
00:29:18,952 --> 00:29:20,696
Now, now.
533
00:29:20,913 --> 00:29:24,495
There's something about me that
brings out the worst in people.
534
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:25,911
I've noticed that.
535
00:29:26,084 --> 00:29:29,453
I'm like a magnet for negativity.
People get too close...
536
00:29:29,671 --> 00:29:31,913
...I'll pull the positive
right out of them.
537
00:29:32,132 --> 00:29:33,507
- Oh, my God!
- What?
538
00:29:33,717 --> 00:29:35,793
- I suddenly feel sad.
- Low blood sugar?
539
00:29:36,011 --> 00:29:37,553
No. It's definitely you.
540
00:29:37,721 --> 00:29:40,888
Hey, shut the hell up.
I'm trying to sleep here.
541
00:29:41,642 --> 00:29:44,049
Another satisfied customer.
542
00:29:44,269 --> 00:29:47,603
Two kids come in. One's brain-dead,
the other needs a liver.
543
00:29:47,815 --> 00:29:49,724
They're both AB. A godsend!
544
00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:53,435
- The mother won't consent.
- She will when I get through with her.
545
00:29:54,029 --> 00:29:55,856
- Where's his mother?
- Not here.
546
00:29:56,073 --> 00:29:57,567
- Is he throwing PVCs?
- Yeah.
547
00:29:57,741 --> 00:29:59,864
Why didn't you call me?
Get the pacer-
548
00:30:00,077 --> 00:30:01,904
- Can't. DNR.
- What?
549
00:30:02,121 --> 00:30:05,490
- She said you talked her into it.
- There goes your godsend.
550
00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,368
- She say where she's going?
- No.
551
00:30:07,584 --> 00:30:09,707
If she comes back, keep her here.
552
00:30:10,879 --> 00:30:13,252
Laura, Dr. Sarafini can take you.
553
00:30:16,468 --> 00:30:17,927
What's wrong?
554
00:30:19,013 --> 00:30:20,886
I just keep thinking.
555
00:30:21,724 --> 00:30:23,301
It's a mortal sin.
556
00:30:24,935 --> 00:30:27,605
- Do you believe that?
- It doesn't matter what I believe.
557
00:30:27,771 --> 00:30:29,147
What do you think?
558
00:30:29,690 --> 00:30:31,149
I don't know.
559
00:30:33,444 --> 00:30:36,398
Anyone in your family you can talk to?
A sister maybe?
560
00:30:36,614 --> 00:30:38,737
What about your mom?
561
00:30:39,366 --> 00:30:40,695
She'll kill me.
562
00:30:43,621 --> 00:30:45,993
Look, Laura, this isn't gonna be easy.
563
00:30:46,207 --> 00:30:47,915
But it's a very big decision.
564
00:30:49,877 --> 00:30:54,040
I don't think you know what to do.
You really need to talk to someone.
565
00:31:02,014 --> 00:31:03,556
Can you call my mom?
566
00:31:05,142 --> 00:31:09,638
Yeah. I can. I'll call her.
I'll call her.
567
00:31:14,985 --> 00:31:17,737
- She's not back yet?
- No. He just went into V-tach.
568
00:31:17,905 --> 00:31:19,280
Damn it!
569
00:31:21,242 --> 00:31:22,784
I got a faint pulse.
570
00:31:22,993 --> 00:31:26,694
Give him 50 of lidocaine. Get the
paddles, I'll take responsibility.
571
00:31:26,914 --> 00:31:28,788
Yeah, and I'll lose my license.
572
00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:31,408
- What are you doing?
- I'll code him myself.
573
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,993
- You're crazy.
- You can't ignore her wishes.
574
00:31:34,213 --> 00:31:35,542
You wanted a miracle?
575
00:31:35,756 --> 00:31:40,217
These two kids arriving on
the same day is as close as it gets.
576
00:31:40,428 --> 00:31:43,879
- She may not see it the way you do.
- I'll bet she does.
577
00:31:44,098 --> 00:31:48,392
- You're only thinking of yourself.
- And a dying 16-year-old girl.
578
00:31:49,687 --> 00:31:51,478
Charging at 200.
579
00:31:55,526 --> 00:31:57,400
Move them. Move them!
580
00:31:58,613 --> 00:32:00,321
- Clear!
- You're both crazy.
581
00:32:01,407 --> 00:32:03,483
- Back in sinus.
- Oh, now you did it!
582
00:32:03,701 --> 00:32:07,070
Page me if he goes south.
I'm going to find his mother.
583
00:32:07,788 --> 00:32:11,204
So which section of the orchestra
are you going out with now?
584
00:32:11,626 --> 00:32:15,540
I've been unattached since
I started the tour. Six months now.
585
00:32:15,755 --> 00:32:19,005
- That's a long time to be on the road.
- Yeah. Sure is.
586
00:32:19,217 --> 00:32:21,921
Swarms of groupies in every city?
587
00:32:22,428 --> 00:32:25,002
Well, a classical soloist
doesn't quite...
588
00:32:25,223 --> 00:32:27,548
...lead the life of a Rolling Stone.
589
00:32:27,934 --> 00:32:30,425
But if I'd known I was gonna
lose my prostate...
590
00:32:30,645 --> 00:32:33,266
...I would have made more
of an effort. Believe me.
591
00:32:33,731 --> 00:32:36,353
Are you still anxious
about the surgery tomorrow?
592
00:32:37,485 --> 00:32:41,483
I was never all that anxious about the
surgery, per se. It was more the-
593
00:32:41,656 --> 00:32:43,316
What?
594
00:32:45,243 --> 00:32:47,816
- You really want to know?
- Yes.
595
00:32:50,665 --> 00:32:54,497
Well, I went up to your clinic
to deposit my...
596
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,331
...DNA.
597
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,380
Of course, they directed me to
the cubicle where they'd set up...
598
00:33:01,593 --> 00:33:03,834
...the specimen jar and the...
599
00:33:04,971 --> 00:33:06,299
...men's magazine.
600
00:33:06,556 --> 00:33:07,967
And I-
601
00:33:08,516 --> 00:33:10,176
And I just kept thinking:
602
00:33:10,476 --> 00:33:14,854
"Well, this is it.
This is my last sexual experience. "
603
00:33:15,064 --> 00:33:17,900
And I- Well, you know the rest.
604
00:33:19,277 --> 00:33:24,022
First time in history somebody's had
performance anxiety while by himself.
605
00:33:27,702 --> 00:33:30,703
David, would you like to grab
a bite to eat somewhere?
606
00:33:31,790 --> 00:33:34,874
Yes, Elizabeth.
I would like that very much.
607
00:33:35,418 --> 00:33:39,831
Mr. DeMisa, we got your x-rays back.
They're clear, so you are-
608
00:33:40,882 --> 00:33:42,460
Mr. DeMisa?
609
00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:47,470
Mr. DeMisa?
610
00:33:48,264 --> 00:33:51,468
Takata, have you seen
our 400-pound patient?
611
00:33:51,685 --> 00:33:54,223
- What?
- I'm missing five patient dinners.
612
00:33:54,396 --> 00:33:57,065
- Damn it!
- Mr. DeMisa?
613
00:33:57,232 --> 00:34:00,601
- Mr. DeMisa?
- Mr. DeMisa?
614
00:34:02,737 --> 00:34:04,564
- Mr. DeMisa?
- Over here.
615
00:34:04,739 --> 00:34:06,531
- What is it?
- Cake crumbs.
616
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:08,573
Looks like German chocolate.
617
00:34:09,411 --> 00:34:12,115
Mr. DeMisa? Damn it!
618
00:34:13,915 --> 00:34:15,409
He's unconscious.
619
00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:18,412
He vomited. There's at least
a half a gallon here.
620
00:34:19,254 --> 00:34:22,041
No bowel sounds, abdomen's rigid.
He really did it.
621
00:34:22,257 --> 00:34:23,751
- He blew a staple?
- Yeah.
622
00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:26,588
- Need a gurney!
- Prep an O.R., get an X-ray.
623
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,760
Get Romano's ass back here.
624
00:34:37,105 --> 00:34:38,599
Mrs. Richards?
625
00:34:40,609 --> 00:34:42,566
I'm sorry to bother you...
626
00:34:43,278 --> 00:34:45,816
...but an extraordinary
thing has happened.
627
00:34:46,406 --> 00:34:50,107
A 16-year-old girl with the exact
same rare blood type as Steven's...
628
00:34:50,327 --> 00:34:52,900
...came into the ER in liver failure.
629
00:34:53,330 --> 00:34:55,536
Now, I can't help but to think...
630
00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:58,495
...that if God meant
for Steven to die tonight...
631
00:34:59,127 --> 00:35:00,705
...at Christmas...
632
00:35:00,962 --> 00:35:03,963
...then it must be
so that this girl can live.
633
00:35:05,759 --> 00:35:07,218
I'm sorry.
634
00:35:08,762 --> 00:35:12,297
But I can't think about
another child's problems right now.
635
00:35:13,016 --> 00:35:15,970
All I want is for my son
to die peacefully...
636
00:35:17,646 --> 00:35:19,639
...and to be buried whole.
637
00:35:25,112 --> 00:35:27,021
Excuse me.
638
00:35:46,341 --> 00:35:50,209
- Lots of free air under the diaphragm.
- Yeah, he's perfed his stomach.
639
00:35:50,429 --> 00:35:52,053
- Romano?
- I paged him five times.
640
00:35:52,264 --> 00:35:55,384
- Who's on call?
- Guthrie. Just started a Triple A.
641
00:35:55,601 --> 00:35:58,555
BP's dropped to 80 palp.
We can't wait much longer.
642
00:35:58,771 --> 00:36:00,348
He's got a fever.
643
00:36:01,106 --> 00:36:05,186
Give him a gram of cefotaxime,
500 of Flagyl. Hand me a scalpel.
644
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,231
- You're starting without an Attending?
- He's septic.
645
00:36:08,447 --> 00:36:10,486
We keep him on the table, he'll die.
646
00:36:14,787 --> 00:36:16,696
What the hell? Hey, Carol?
647
00:36:16,872 --> 00:36:20,158
Hey, you see there's a priest
in there with that girl?
648
00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:22,499
He'll pressure her
into having the kid.
649
00:36:22,711 --> 00:36:25,629
- Maybe he'll counsel her too.
- How'd he find out?
650
00:36:25,839 --> 00:36:28,413
She asked me to call her mom.
He came with her.
651
00:36:28,634 --> 00:36:30,543
- I wish you'd told me about it.
- Why?
652
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,045
Because I would've tried
to keep him out.
653
00:36:34,890 --> 00:36:36,384
Are those baked beans?
654
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:38,053
Yeah.
655
00:36:38,227 --> 00:36:41,097
- And French fries.
- That's rank!
656
00:36:41,313 --> 00:36:44,480
What's this? Coleslaw.
657
00:36:46,402 --> 00:36:47,813
Here's a good one.
658
00:36:48,153 --> 00:36:49,564
What's that, mystery meat?
659
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:52,532
What the hell are you doing
operating on him?
660
00:36:52,741 --> 00:36:54,615
Saving his life.
You jerk.
661
00:36:54,827 --> 00:36:57,152
Get me a gown and gloves now!
662
00:36:57,371 --> 00:36:59,577
Peter, get your hands
out of my patient!
663
00:36:59,748 --> 00:37:02,666
- Give me a little suction here.
- Sucker's clogged.
664
00:37:02,877 --> 00:37:04,786
Yeah. It's a cranberry.
665
00:37:07,173 --> 00:37:08,667
Let's go, Shirley, gloves!
666
00:37:11,302 --> 00:37:13,010
- Where the hell is she?
- Who?
667
00:37:13,220 --> 00:37:16,174
Who do you think?
What'd you do, give her extra work?
668
00:37:16,390 --> 00:37:17,932
What are you talking about?
669
00:37:18,142 --> 00:37:19,969
Step away.
670
00:37:20,186 --> 00:37:22,724
- Fine.
- Who gave you permission to start?
671
00:37:22,938 --> 00:37:26,058
- He was going into septic shock.
- You are a Resident.
672
00:37:26,275 --> 00:37:28,564
You don't take a piss
without permission.
673
00:37:28,778 --> 00:37:31,351
Where the hell's Lizzie?
Off doing your scut?
674
00:37:31,572 --> 00:37:33,446
She left an hour ago.
675
00:37:36,285 --> 00:37:39,037
What'd you use to make this incision?
A chain saw?
676
00:37:39,246 --> 00:37:40,871
- He's been drinking.
- What?
677
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,415
He's drunk.
678
00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:44,871
Go. Call Anspaugh now.
679
00:37:46,295 --> 00:37:47,873
Retract the bowel.
680
00:37:48,256 --> 00:37:49,750
Retract the bowel, please.
681
00:37:52,718 --> 00:37:54,094
Have you been drinking?
682
00:37:54,929 --> 00:37:57,254
Are you questioning
my surgical fitness?
683
00:37:57,598 --> 00:38:00,136
- How many drinks have you had?
- Go to hell.
684
00:38:00,351 --> 00:38:02,807
I'm gonna ask you
to step back, please.
685
00:38:03,104 --> 00:38:04,812
- Sponge.
- Dr. Romano!
686
00:38:04,981 --> 00:38:08,147
- Touch me again, I'll deck you.
- Look, you're drunk!
687
00:38:13,698 --> 00:38:16,864
All right, Shirley.
Get me some clean gloves and a gown.
688
00:38:17,827 --> 00:38:19,451
Coming right up.
689
00:38:20,204 --> 00:38:22,363
- Who ordered all this stuff?
- What is it?
690
00:38:22,582 --> 00:38:25,951
Pizza, beer, brandy,
whole bunch of spices-
691
00:38:26,169 --> 00:38:28,742
The provisions have arrived.
How much do I owe?
692
00:38:28,921 --> 00:38:30,629
$212, plus a tip.
693
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,667
- What's going on?
- Christmas party.
694
00:38:32,884 --> 00:38:35,754
- I didn't know there was one.
- There is now. My treat.
695
00:38:35,970 --> 00:38:39,588
It's really crowded. Can we take
this stuff into the lounge?
696
00:38:39,766 --> 00:38:41,260
Grouch.
697
00:38:41,976 --> 00:38:43,435
Thanks, guys.
698
00:38:43,853 --> 00:38:46,771
Remember to punch out
before boozing. Thanks.
699
00:38:47,148 --> 00:38:49,769
- Why do we need brandy and spices?
- Hot toddies.
700
00:38:49,943 --> 00:38:52,897
- Sultan of Jahore's favorite.
- If it's good enough for him...
701
00:38:53,112 --> 00:38:54,655
Yeah, make mine a double.
702
00:38:54,822 --> 00:38:58,523
- Jerry, where's my lab coat?
- It was here a minute ago.
703
00:38:58,701 --> 00:39:00,361
Where did it go?
704
00:39:00,578 --> 00:39:04,410
- I don't even want to hazard a guess.
- That's a wise choice, Jerry.
705
00:39:06,543 --> 00:39:09,080
I admit it.
There's no such thing as miracles.
706
00:39:09,254 --> 00:39:11,127
You don't really believe that.
707
00:39:11,756 --> 00:39:13,796
I don't know what I believe.
708
00:39:13,967 --> 00:39:16,292
I was so sure that I was right.
709
00:39:17,178 --> 00:39:19,752
That I had the Big Kahuna on my side.
710
00:39:20,306 --> 00:39:22,595
- That's pretty arrogant, huh?
- Very.
711
00:39:27,564 --> 00:39:29,889
- What's going on?
- Apparently, Mrs. Richards...
712
00:39:30,108 --> 00:39:32,314
...bumped into the Mikamis
in the hallway...
713
00:39:32,485 --> 00:39:34,027
...and they got to talking.
714
00:39:35,905 --> 00:39:38,278
She consented to the liver transplant.
715
00:39:38,491 --> 00:39:40,199
Oh, my God!
716
00:39:42,245 --> 00:39:45,579
Before you give Him all the credit
you should know something.
717
00:39:45,790 --> 00:39:47,830
- What?
- I introduced them.
718
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:53,040
What do you know?
You're an instrument of God.
719
00:39:53,381 --> 00:39:55,421
Oh, please.
720
00:40:02,766 --> 00:40:04,141
Sorry.
721
00:40:05,143 --> 00:40:06,602
How sorry?
722
00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:09,730
Well...
723
00:40:13,526 --> 00:40:17,856
Not sorry enough to go to Mass
tonight, if that's what you mean.
724
00:40:19,032 --> 00:40:20,692
What I don't understand is...
725
00:40:20,867 --> 00:40:26,110
...how I can care so much for a
hot-tempered, pig-headed heathen.
726
00:40:26,331 --> 00:40:28,205
I'd prefer "pagan. "
727
00:40:32,587 --> 00:40:34,379
Heathen.
728
00:40:41,638 --> 00:40:43,844
I'm finishing up
my disciplinary report...
729
00:40:44,057 --> 00:40:45,931
...recommending you be terminated...
730
00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:48,431
...for operating without an Attending.
731
00:40:48,645 --> 00:40:52,061
- You turn that in, I'll defend myself.
- Well, good luck, Peter.
732
00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:56,312
I'll have to turn in these labs
showing your blood alcohol was. 12.
733
00:40:56,528 --> 00:40:59,482
You shouldn't have been driving,
let alone operating.
734
00:40:59,698 --> 00:41:02,734
Don't bluff me, Peter.
You didn't draw my blood.
735
00:41:03,827 --> 00:41:05,405
Not from there.
736
00:41:18,133 --> 00:41:19,758
Mark, look here!
737
00:41:20,093 --> 00:41:22,584
- Gotcha.
- These hot toddies are delicious.
738
00:41:22,763 --> 00:41:24,423
- I want the recipe.
- No problem.
739
00:41:24,598 --> 00:41:28,430
Hey, Jerry. Want to try one
of Dr. Lee's hot toddies?
740
00:41:28,644 --> 00:41:30,601
Just give me a beer.
741
00:41:38,654 --> 00:41:40,480
...Christian soul out of this world.
742
00:41:40,697 --> 00:41:43,615
In the name of God the Father
who created you.
743
00:41:43,784 --> 00:41:46,275
In the name of Jesus Christ
who redeemed you.
744
00:41:46,495 --> 00:41:49,247
In the name of the Holy Spirit
who sanctifies you...
745
00:43:45,406 --> 00:43:47,612
Merry Christmas, Amanda.
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