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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Sorry, it should work.
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I put money on it yesterday.
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- Don't worry about it.
- I have cash.
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Relax. It's on me.
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- Olivia.
- Douglas.
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Maybe it's time
we go on a real date.
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You mean off the bus?
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I do.
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- I'd like that.
- So would I.
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- Then we should.
- Why don't we?
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I'm pretty sure we are.
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Hey, Mom.There she is.
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Mommy.
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What do you want?
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Well, first of all,
let me just say
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we love you very much.
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Uh-huh.
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And in the spirit
of that love, we have
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something very important
we need to talk to you about.
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So this is how it happens, huh?
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How what happens?
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If I'm going to
a nursing home,
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I'm taking your kneecaps
with me.
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That's not what
this is about.
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You taking my booze?
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No.
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Well, then, what can I
do for you, sweethearts?
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My girlfriend...
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- The Mexican?
- Yes,
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she happens to be Mexican...
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wants to meet my family.
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Oh, that's great.
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I've been looking forward
to meeting your little señorita.
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Okay, I'm gonna
- stop you right there.
- What?
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Just call her Olivia.
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Not "the Mexican,"
not "señorita."
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So I take the time
to speak her language,
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and this is the gracias I get?
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Okay, this is a list
of all the things
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I am begging you
not to do or say.
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"Don't compliment her English
or marvel at her olive skin."
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Is this that "woke" crap?
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No, it's common courtesy crap.
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- But it is crap?
- No.
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Okay, there is
no need for you
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to point out your
differences with people.
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Then what the hell
are we gonna talk about?
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Good instinct.
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Maybe don't talk at all.
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- You're ashamed of me.
- No.
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- Of course not.
- A little bit.
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This girl is really
important to Douglas,
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and we just want to
make a good impression.
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Speaking of which.
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"Olivia is not your friend
or your soul sister.
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You do not get her struggle."
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You don't know that.
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I do, so don'’t.
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Guys, this is not hard.
We can be on
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our best behavior for one night.
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Oh, come on.
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It's a Nigerian name.
A little tricky.
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Repeat after me:
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A-bi-sho-la.
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Abishola.
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First try. Good for you.
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I kept calling her
"Assi-Hola."
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I know.
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How did she meet Bob?
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Oh, that's a good story.
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He had a heart attack
and she was his cardiac nurse.
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Ah, cute. So they fell in love
in the hospital?
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No. There was a little stalking.
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But it was cute.
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So, my mom had a stroke.
She's fine.
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Abishola took care of her
while dating my brother
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- at the same time.
- You're making this up.
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I know. It's ridiculous.
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Now my mom lives with them.
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Then, after they got married,
Her mom moved in, too.
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- Abishola's mom?
- Yeah.
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We call her Mama Ebun.
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That name I nailed right away.
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So that's everybody?
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Well, there's also Dele,
Abishola's son
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from her first marriage
to Tayo.
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And Olu and Tunde
might be there, too.
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Olu and Tunde?
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- Abishola's aunt and uncle.
- Do they live with them?
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Not yet.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey!
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Hello.
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Hi, I'm Bob, Douglas' brother.
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It's nice to finally meet you.
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- And you must be Abishola.
- I am.
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- You have a lovely smile.
- Thank you.
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Douglas said to smile more
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because my resting face
is a bitch.
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- That's not exactly what I said.
- All right, out of the way.
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I want to meet the gal
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who stole my little boy's heart.
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This is my mom.
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- Hello, Mrs. Wheeler.
- Hi.
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I've been instructed
not to say anything else.
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Olivia, I am Abishola's mother.
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Welcome to my home.
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Brought some wine.
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Wow. And it's not half empty.
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Good for you. Hi.
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I'm Christina,
his twin sister.
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Hi. I love those earrings.
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Oh, gosh. Thank you.
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Uh, you know what,
I got them at this wonderful
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woman-owned boutique.
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We could maybe
get some lunch
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and do a little shopping.
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Or not.
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I am Tunde.
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This is my wife Olu.
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We looked at all
your Instagram posts,
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and you are hashtag lovely.
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Hashtag thank you.
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Hi, I'm Dele,
Abishola's son.
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Oh, you're the one
that wants to become
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a choreographer,
but I hear it's not
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one of the approved options.
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That's me.
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Mmm. This is wonderful.
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I've never had Nigerian
food before.
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Thank you.
I'm glad you like it.
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Usually, the jollof
has more flavor.
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I did what I could with
Abishola's barren spice cabinet.
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Olivia's been teaching me
how to cook.
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All I knew how to make
was grilled cheese.
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Your smoke alarm says
you can't make that either.
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Hey, I taught you
a few things in the kitchen.
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Yeah, how to yell at the maid.
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I believe it is our job
as women to help bring out
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the best in our men.
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You mean housebreak them?
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- Oh, like a stray dog.
- Woof!
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Bob used to floss at the table
after meals.
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- Mm.
- Oh.
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And now I do it over the trash,
like a gentleman.
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Yes, men are rough
around the edges
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until we find the right woman
who can sand us down.
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Well, I'm gonna be
sanding for a while.
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Did you know that he
only has paper plates
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that he wipes off and reuses?
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I really am useless.
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He didn't even own a vacuum.
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I thought he had rats,
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but they were just
massive dust bunnies.
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I'm disgusting.
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I mean, seriously,
who raised you?
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I did, señorita!
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Have some more wine, Mom.
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Okay, everything looks good,
Mrs. Johnson.
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We recommend you rest
for the evening,
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and we will reevaluate
in the morning.
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Uh-uh. I want to leave now.
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And I wanted you to leave yesterday.
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Excuse me?
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What she means is although
your procedure was minor,
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it's always better
to exercise caution.
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I know my body.
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I know it, too. You never
close your damn robe.
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I want to speak to
your supervisor.
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You are speaking to her, and I
say keep your ass in that bed.
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I'm sorry. She should never
have said those things to you.
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Even if everything
she said was correct.
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- What are you doing?
- My job.
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You cannot speak to
the patients like that.
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I know. Sorry.
It's just
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some stuff going on at home.
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Oh. That makes sense.
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Okay.
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Are you not even gonna ask?
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Ask what?
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I just told you something's
going on at home.
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Yes, and you seem
quite upset about it.
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I don'’t want to pry.
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But I want you to pry.
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Where are you going?
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Get in your damn room.
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It was so nice to meet
Douglas' girlfriend.
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She's lovely.
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Uh-huh.
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And so funny.
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Yeah, a real chucklehead.
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You did not like her?
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She didn't like me.
You heard her.
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"I had to teach Douglas
how to cook.
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I had to teach him
how to clean."
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Who do you think
- that looks bad on?
- You.
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Exactly.
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You are right
to be upset, Dottie.
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This girl needs to know that
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a boy's mother
comes first, always.
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- So I'm not crazy.
- Not at all.
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Just bear in mind who is
telling you you're not crazy.
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What does that mean?
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That means I drank some schnapps
before I came here
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and thought I was saying that
in my head.
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What was that?
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My retirement calendar.
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Why?
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- Don't worry about it.
- Okay.
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Unbelievable.
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What is new
in the ICU?
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Gloria threw out
her retirement calendar.
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Because she's not retiring?
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I don't know. I don't think
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she wants to talk about it.
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Yes, I want to talk about it.
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I can't retire because
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my idiot husband
blew our whole nest egg.
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Oh, no.
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Was it drugs? Gambling.
Prostitutes?
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He spent it on our kids.
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Mm, that is boring.
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My son needed money
for a vegan food truck.
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In Detroit?
Why would he do that?
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Yes, that's a terrible
- investment.
- I know.
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Then he just had to pay
for my daughter's
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dream wedding in Hawaii.
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And now he's paying
the legal bills for her divorce.
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Oh, no.
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Was it drugs? Gambling.
Prostitutes?
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No, they just fell out of love.
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That is
still boring.
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What should your husband
have done?
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We are supposed
to support our children.
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We were supposed
to buy an RV
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and travel around the country.
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Your retirement plan
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was to live in a van?
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Not a van, an RV.
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With a bed,
a kitchen, a bathroom.
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You drive your bathroom
around with you?
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Like a porta potty on wheels.
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If she brakes too hard,
she will slosh doo-doo water
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right into her kitchen.
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Just forget it.
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Oh...
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She seems really upset.
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She's so lucky to have
good friends like us to talk to.
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Mrs. Wheeler?
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Oh, hello.
What a coincidence.
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I didn't figure you
as a bus rider.
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Oh, sure. I'm all about
public transportation.
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I like to get in close
where you can smell the people.
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- Where are you headed?
- Nowhere in particular.
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I just enjoy seeing Detroit
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on a rainy, dreary day.
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Okay.
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Look at you,
driving this big beast.
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She handles pretty well.
261
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,530
I'm impressed.
262
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:48,620
I'd be mowing down pedestrians
left and right.
263
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,971
There wouldn't be one
skateboarder left in Detroit.
264
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,410
I got to tell you,
265
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,368
I've never seen Douglas happier.
266
00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,023
- And that's all 'cause of you.
- I'm glad.
267
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,634
So that's how you feel,
that it's all 'cause of you?
268
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,506
Excuse me?
269
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,247
Never mind.
Focus on your driving.
270
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,686
You know he's my baby, right?
271
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,861
Isn't he a twin?
272
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,168
Yes, but he was born last.
273
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,518
He loved me so much
the doctors had to
274
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,739
pull him out of my hoo-ha
kicking and screaming.
275
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,045
You draw quite the picture.
276
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,526
I just want you to know
what you're getting into.
277
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,876
He's a good man,
278
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,660
but he's also a mama's boy.
279
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:29,792
For now.
280
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,142
Forever.
281
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,587
You wanted to see us?
282
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,198
Yeah. Sit down.
283
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:47,244
I want to talk to you
about something.
284
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,597
So, what is up?
285
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,817
We got any Mexicans
working in the warehouse?
286
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,820
I believe Hector is Mexican.
Why?
287
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,909
Well, remember when Bob
started dating Abishola,
288
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,782
and I came to you guys
about advice on Nigerian stuff?
289
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:06,698
Yes. That was the first time
you ever spoke to us.
290
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,004
Yeah, well, I need to do
the same sort of thing,
291
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,007
except, you know, Mexican.
292
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,531
What is wrong with you?
293
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,490
You're gonna have to
be more specific.
294
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,145
What were you thinking
getting on her bus?
295
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,103
That I love my son.
296
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,497
- She's very upset.
- I'm sorry, sweetie.
297
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,152
Give me her number
and I'll call and apologize.
298
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,286
No.
299
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,072
You're right.
A call is too impersonal.
300
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,682
I got her bus schedule.
301
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,250
Stay away from her!
302
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:44,171
Do you still
want to talk to Hector?
303
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,872
Where's the mean nurse?
304
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,092
I'm right here.
305
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,920
No, the little one.
306
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,878
She get fired?
307
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,141
If you mean Nurse Gloria,
308
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,577
she's taking a personal day.
309
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,362
She's dealing with
some things at home.
310
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,931
Her husband leaving her?
Hope so.
311
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,846
You know nothing about her.
312
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,413
Gloria is the hardest-working
nurse here.
313
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,850
And usually very kind.
314
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,200
- If you say so.
- I do say so.
315
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,766
She's my friend.
316
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,594
Then you need to find
better friends.
317
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,770
And you need to stop whining
318
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,947
and keep your ass in this bed.
319
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:24,124
I take it back.
You're the mean one.
320
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,952
I already told you that.
321
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:30,043
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
322
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,915
Hey, listen, can I circle
back with you on Monday?
323
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,657
Uh-huh.
324
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,747
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
325
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,881
Uh-huh.
326
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:48,626
Listen, I got to go.
Something's up with my mother.
327
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,499
- Oh, God, what did she do?
- Mom's trying to
328
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,067
get between me and Olivia and I
have to find a way to stop her.
329
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,766
Douglas, first of all,
violence is never the answer.
330
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,856
I didn't think it was.
331
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,640
Oh, yeah, sorry,
332
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:05,295
It's just where my mind goes.
333
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,124
Wait, why are you coming to
me for relationship advice?
334
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,604
You know I'm a mess.
335
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,954
I can't go to Bob.
336
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,914
He's only had two girlfriends
- and he married both of them.
- Well,
337
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,003
whereas I've had 22 boyfriends
338
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,309
and Mom scared them all away.
339
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,442
It wasn't all Mom.
340
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:22,878
Do you want my help or not?
341
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,314
Sorry.
342
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,709
What do I do?
What did you do?
343
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,929
I gave up on men and got a cat.
344
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,367
I hate cats.
Come on.
345
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,934
You must have learned something.
346
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,371
Fine.
347
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:41,114
The mistake I made
was wanting Mom's approval.
348
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,899
- I do the same thing.
- See? And you're never
349
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,294
gonna get it, because she can
find a flaw in anybody.
350
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,862
"Why are you dating him?
He's too old. He's too short.
351
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,430
He just got out of prison
for involuntary manslaughter."
352
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,084
You can't win.
353
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,348
Yeah, but how do I fix this?
354
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,959
Douglas,
355
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:03,223
if you love this girl,
you have to fight for her.
356
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,876
If I would have done that,
357
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,269
Robert wouldn't have
killed again
358
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,097
because he would have
had love in his life.
359
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,101
Wait, the second time
wasn't involuntary?
360
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,061
No.
361
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,150
And that's on Mom.
362
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,897
Hello.
363
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,247
What are y'all doing here?
364
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,423
- Frank let us in.
- Who?
365
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:32,774
- Your husband.
- My husband's name is Lester.
366
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,732
Well, he obviously
doesn't know his name
367
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,952
because he didn't correct me
when I called him Frank.
368
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,476
I made you a pie.
369
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,652
Why?
370
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:45,439
I was told in America, when
someone dies, you bring food.
371
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,093
And your dream died,
so it seemed like
372
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,398
the Christian thing to do.
373
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,010
Thank you.
374
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,230
We are ready to listen,
and we will not judge.
375
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,579
Well, we will judge,
376
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,365
but we'll keep it
to ourselves.
377
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,324
I might have been overreacting.
378
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,544
Yes, but your feelings
are valid.
379
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:06,460
My what are what now?
380
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,897
Something Bob always says.
381
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,856
I do not understand it,
but it sounds nice.
382
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,904
I just feel like
I've been running a marathon.
383
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,080
And now, suddenly,
I'm almost done with the race,
384
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,082
and the finish line
keeps getting pushed back
385
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,257
further and further.
386
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,867
Hmm.
387
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,957
Do you have whipped
cream for the pie?
388
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,046
No.
389
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,743
Mm.
390
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,789
I always thought
as soon as my kids are grown
391
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,879
and out, then I'll start
living my life for me.
392
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,968
Mm.
393
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:39,580
Maybe ice cream?
A la mode?
394
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:40,363
Sorry.
395
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,846
Don-Don't get me wrong.
I love my kids.
396
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:48,371
But it's been 30 years
and I'm still here,
397
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,112
living my life
for everybody else.
398
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:53,724
You might be here now, but
you will not be here forever.
399
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:56,901
Mm. Soon you will drive
that portable toilet
400
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,468
all across America.
401
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:03,517
I just hope I'm still
healthy enough to enjoy it.
402
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,955
It's good you have a dream.
403
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:10,001
You got dreams, too.
You gonna be a doctor.
404
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,178
One day.
405
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,789
That's the very stuff
dreams are made of, honey.
406
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,312
One day.
407
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:19,402
- Mm.
- I would like to start a catering business.
408
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,665
Good for you.
409
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,624
- One day.
- Yeah, now you're getting it.
410
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:29,151
Can I tell you something without
you getting angry with me?
411
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,587
Of course.
412
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:35,810
I'm sorry that you
have to keep working.
413
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,552
But I would miss you terribly
if you left.
414
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:43,383
Why would that make me angry?
415
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,167
It's selfish.
416
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,865
I love it.
417
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:54,089
Frank, can you run out and
get us some Haäagen-Dazs?
418
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,099
And I just want you to know
419
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,318
I'm my own man.
420
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,928
My mother does not run my life
421
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,017
anymore.
422
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,149
Does she know that?
423
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,802
What do you mean?
424
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,545
Hey, guys. ¿Que pasa?
425
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,766
What are you doing?
426
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,376
I love you
and I don't want to get a cat.
427
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,508
Open the door!
428
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,640
Did you just say
you love me?
429
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,121
I did, because I do.
I r-really do.
430
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,168
And I know it's kind of fast,
431
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,299
but I've never met
anyone like you.
432
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,911
I know you can hear me.
433
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,652
I love you, too.
434
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:40,353
You got to let me on.
I pay my taxes!
435
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,790
- Drive.
- You sure?
436
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,574
Floor it.
437
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,446
Douglas!
438
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,144
Douglas!
439
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,668
You'll pay for this!
440
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:06,466
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