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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Sorry, it should work.
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- I put money on it yesterday.
- Don't worry about it.
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I have cash.
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Relax, it's on me.
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I saw you help out that
rich old lady and her daughter.
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You do what you can.
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You can always tell
the people
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who've never ridden
a bus before.
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They act like they're going on
a poor person safari.
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Their entitlement's disgusting.
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Olivia.
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Douglas.
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Actually, Doug.
Down-to-Earth Doug.
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That's what my buddies
in the warehouse call me.
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You know, it's important
to have the support
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of the community when you
first move to this country.
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Yes. I am so thankful for it.
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Then you should be
very careful.
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Regarding?
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I know you are...
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gay.
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Thanks to you,
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I will soon have more
grandchildren than my sister.
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- How many does she have?
- Only seven.
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Chidi Connor Chukwuemeka.
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It has a nice ring.
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What do you think, Morenike?
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I cannot do this.
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I threatened you.
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- What?
- This is your cover story.
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I threatened you,
and this is why
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you left our arrangement.
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There were no other
personal reasons.
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No need to mention
your... lesbianity.
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Although it is your life,
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and if you feel like
you must...
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I am not ready for that.
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Oh, thank God.
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God is good.
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Well, you are in
a wonderful mood.
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I introduced Ebun the Terrible
to Ogechi, the Equally Terrible.
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Their combined judgment
and negativity
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will consume them both.
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Or they will join forces
and destroy us all.
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You doing all right
there, Chuey?
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Hello, Bob.
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I was just thinking about
what could have been.
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Yeah, I'm sorry
about all that.
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- You heard about Morenike?
- I did.
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She just did not seem like
that kind of girl.
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Well, you really can't tell
that kind of thing by looking.
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Although my mom thinks she can.
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It just hurts to be rejected
over something I cannot control.
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I think that's better.
It's not you.
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If she's gay, she's gay.
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She's gay?!
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What's that, now?
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I was told she did not like
the size of my ears.
Yeah.
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I think we're both saying
- the same thing.
- You said she was gay.
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No, I didn't.
You did.
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Well, don't believe
everything you hear,
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especially with those
tiny ears.
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Real quick, we gotta talk.
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- What is it?
- It's not a big deal.
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It might be a big deal.
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It's a big deal.
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Abishola, I love your church.
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I'm glad you enjoyed it,
Mummy.
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That Ogechi is wonderful.
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So beautiful and funny.
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She reminds me of me.
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You know that thing
you were privy to,
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that then I was privy to,
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but no one else
was privy to?
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Well, I may have made
Chukwuemeka... privy.
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What?
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And I love the congregation.
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Ogechi says I should
consider moving.
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What?!
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I would get to enjoy
the Nigerian community here
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and be closer to you,
Abishola.
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I could be by your side
at every moment.
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But-but wouldn't Dele need your
guidance and wisdom in Nigeria?
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It's fine.
We could FaceTime.
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Of course you can stay
as long as you want, Mummy.
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Unless Bob can think of a reason
why you could not.
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Maybe I should go back
to Nigeria with Dele.
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What are you talking about?
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Just until you stop
being mad at me.
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Why would I be mad at you?
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Is that Kemi?
Yes.
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Oh, she'll tell you.
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Hello?
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Hey.
Hey.
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Would it be too forward to offer
the bus driver a snack?
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Oh, it's kind of against
company policy.
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God, it's...
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- Go ahead and take that.
- You devil.
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I've been called worse.
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So, now that I've
effectively bribed you,
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maybe it's time we go
on a real date.
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You mean off the bus?
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I do.
I'd like that.
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- So would I.
- Then we should.
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- Why don't we?
- I'm pretty sure we are.
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Then it's a date.
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I can't wait. Douchebag.
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Excuse me?
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This guy in the Porsche
in front of me.
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Hang up with your accountant.
The light's green!
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Some people are just
so entitled.
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Yeah. Plus, that's
a base-model Porsche.
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He couldn't even spring
- for the Touring Package.
- Huh?
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Nothing. Move it, loser!
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Never touch a lady's horn.
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Got it.
We're not there yet.
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Okay, so I spoke to
Chukwuemeka.
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He has promised he will not
tell anybody about Morenike.
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Which means his mother will know
in about two hours.
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And once he's told Ogechi,
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he's told the whole
of Nigeria.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Same day delivery.
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She's the Amazon Prime
- of gossip.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's hard to believe Ogechi
got a bigger mouth than Kemi.
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She does not.
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It is true. I have been known
to spread a tasty morsel or two.
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Morsel or two?!
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You come running to me
every time one of your
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kitchen boys sleeps
with another nurse.
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Would you rather I not tell you?
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I didn't say that.
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Okay, then.
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Because Dominic is sleeping with
a certain busty brunette
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in Pediatrics.
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- Vanessa?
- Bustier.
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Joann?!
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You see, for me,
it's not about the gossip.
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It's about the joy it puts
on people's faces.
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I hate to think about
what would happen
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if Morenike's family
does find out.
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You think they'll disown her?
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Or worse, call her
back to Nigeria
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and force her to marry
a man of their choosing.
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At least she'll have a family.
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Yes, a family, but no freedom.
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Here she can be herself,
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frolicking with the other
lesbians at the farmers market.
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What can you do?
- You can't stop the rumor mill.
- No.
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But if you cannot stop
the message,
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you can attack the messenger.
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What do you mean?
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I could spread a rumor
about Ogechi.
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Something much juicier than
Morenike's lesbianity.
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What's juicier than lesbianity?
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I'm just spitballing here,
but maybe something about
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Ogechi's mental state;
perhaps dementia.
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Or syphilis.
Or dementia caused by syphilis.
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Ooh, look at that mouth go.
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It's nice to see you
use it for good.
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I do what I can.
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Hey, do either of you guys know
any cheap date spots?
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My wife and I go to the library.
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We each pick out a book
we think the other would like.
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That sounds lovely.
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You do not know romance
until you have had your wife
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read Tom Clancy aloud.
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Does that get you laid?
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No.
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Perhaps you can take
a walk by the lake.
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I know it smells like
dirty diapers and dead fish,
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but sometimes you can see
a sailboat.
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So what I'm getting from both
of you is that being poor sucks.
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- Yes, it does.
- It is not the greatest.
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What's going on?
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My working-class alter ego
has a date.
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Nice! What's that mean?
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Met this bus driver.
She's super cool.
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But I kind of told her
I was poor,
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which means I can't
buy her things
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to get her to like me.
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You do not have to
buy women things
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to get them to like you.
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Kofo, bud, that's the
dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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Douglas, just be yourself.
It has worked so far.
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No, it hasn't.
She's never met the real Doug.
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She only knows Bus Doug.
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Bus Doug is charming
and down to earth.
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Can I meet Bus Doug?
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You'd like him.
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He yells at Porsches
and gives out pudding cups.
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We just need to warn Morenike
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that her secret
may be getting out.
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Mm-hmm.
Because of Bob!
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Do we have to mention
the Bob part?
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Did you have to mention
the gay part?
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Fair.
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Be gone, servant of Satan!
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That can't be good.
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We rebuke the demon
of gayness.
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- Exit!
- Be gone!
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Don't just stand there.
Join the circle.
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Morenike needs your prayers.
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I really shouldn't.
I'm a Presbyterian.
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Your child has strayed,
O God. Please,
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give her the strength
to find her way back to you.
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- Bring her back!
- Hallelujah!
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Neither adulterers, nor men
who have sex with men
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will inherit the kingdom
of God!
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- Praise His kingdom!
- Amen!
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Um, Pastor,
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what about the women?
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Excuse me?
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Well, you just quoted
First Corinthians,
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which I do not believe
contains any mention of...
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lady love.
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Just as man shall not
lie with man,
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woman shall not lie
with woman.
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According to you.
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But God remains rather
quiet on the subject.
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How dare you question
a man of God.
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He has dropped everything
to help us guide Sister Morenike
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away from the devil's clutches!
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Let us pray.
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Yes, for all our wretched souls.
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What are you talking about?
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Haven't we all sinned?
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Leviticus says pork
is forbidden.
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Have we not all enjoyed
the sins of a Baconator?
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Big-time sinner
over here.
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I, too, have strayed.
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Plus, Romans 1:30 says
that slanderers and gossips
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deserve to die.
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Pastor...
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does that mean
we will have to
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put our dear Ogechi down
like a dog?
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Do not be ridiculous.
You are the sinner,
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fornicating with
my Chukwuemeka out of wedlock.
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My biggest sin is
enjoying every second of it.
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You allow your son
to be bewitched by that?
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- You are one to talk.
- What does that mean?
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Your daughter is divorced
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and married to a Presbyterian.
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Come to think of it,
I may be Lutheran.
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See, he does not even know
what God he worships.
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He may be godless, but I heard
you have syphilis.
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Ooh, I heard that rumor, too.
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Are you all right?
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Do you need to go home
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- and take care of your syphilis?
- How dare you!
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I am not saying
it is true,
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I am telling you what I heard
on the streets of Detroit.
254
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,460
You do not want trouble with me.
255
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,722
You do not want my trouble.
256
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:22,029
I want your trouble.
I invite your trouble...
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00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,772
Hey.
Hey.
258
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,469
I thought I wasn't seeing you
until later.
259
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,819
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you.
260
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:33,388
But first, I gotta pay
with my black card.
261
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,172
You have a black card?
262
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,174
Yes, I have a black card,
263
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,611
because, Olivia,
264
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,179
I am a douchebag.
265
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,746
What?
266
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,706
I lied to you.
I'm not down to earth.
267
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,708
I collect watches.
268
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,622
I sleep on Egyptian
cotton sheets.
269
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:51,798
I stand because
I like talking to you,
270
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,974
but also 'cause these
bus seats are gross.
271
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,889
And these are $800 jeans.
272
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,412
$800?
273
00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:00,589
Okay, I lied again.
These are $1,200 jeans.
274
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,070
That's two months' rent.
275
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:05,550
I know that.
276
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,335
Okay, I lied again.
I didn't know that.
277
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,337
I have no concept of money.
278
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,774
Why are you saying all this?
279
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,733
Because you deserve the truth.
280
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,606
You shouldn't date
someone like me.
281
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,435
Yeah, I've been trying
to change.
282
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:24,134
I have an actual job now,
made some real friends,
283
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,789
but deep down,
284
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,271
I don't think I'll ever
be good enough for you.
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Got it.
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Have a nice life.
287
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:38,888
That's it?
288
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,063
A guy tells me he's a jerk,
289
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,282
I'm gonna believe him.
290
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,373
Yeah. Makes sense.
291
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,027
What did you expect me to say?
292
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,681
I don't know.
In the movie version,
293
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:53,076
you'd at least be touched
by my honesty,
294
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,776
and then pull the bus over
and make out with me.
295
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,953
Stand behind the yellow line,
please.
296
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,564
Yeah.
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00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,305
Sorry.
298
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,138
Thank you, Pastor!
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00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,401
Come again, anytime.
300
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,752
He will never come again.
301
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,581
Abishola, what were
you and Kemi thinking?
302
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,409
I'm sorry, Auntie.
303
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,933
We were just trying
to help Morenike.
304
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,630
I'll apologize to the pastor.
305
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,459
You should. Your behavior
was almost as shameful
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00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,549
- as Ogechi's condition.
- Poor Ogechi.
307
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:34,291
Yes. Good thing her son
is a pharmacist.
308
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,865
Can I get you some tea?
309
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,258
No, thank you.
310
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,868
How about some of this cake?
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00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,044
- No.
- You sure?
312
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,481
There was a lot of fire
and brimstone talk out there,
313
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:54,616
but this right here is
heaven on a plate.
314
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:04,060
- I'm so sorry.
- Okay.
315
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,367
No, really.
316
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,369
Even though it was an accident,
317
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,762
I had no right
to share your secret.
318
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:14,114
Yes, you had no right.
319
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,726
Is there anything
I can do to help?
320
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,601
I've been calling my parents
all day.
321
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,300
No answer every time.
322
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,563
And now all I can do is wonder
323
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,044
if it is because
they are busy,
324
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:34,656
or because they're never
going to speak to me again.
325
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:35,875
So, no...
326
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,575
...there is nothing
you can do to help.
327
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,449
Got it.
328
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,322
I will speak to Bob,
and if he agrees,
329
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,237
I'll invite Morenike
to stay with us.
330
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,629
Why would you do that?
331
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,936
Huh?
332
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,460
I assumed you would not want
the old hens at church
333
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,201
talking about you
if she stays here.
334
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,421
We cannot control
what people say.
335
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:05,295
And I am one of those old hens.
336
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,559
Yes. But I do not think
Morenike will hide
337
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,952
who she is any longer.
338
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,520
And I promised
I'll support that.
339
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,826
I understand if you do not.
340
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,916
Her life will be
very difficult.
341
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,787
But she is family,
342
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,137
and family should never
turn their back on you.
343
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:24,140
It happened to us when Tunde
refused to take another wife.
344
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,969
I do not want that pain
for anyone.
345
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,232
Especially one of
- my beloved nieces.
- Mm.
346
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:33,367
- Morenike will stay here.
- Mm-hmm.
347
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,282
Of course she will.
348
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,153
Mm.
Mm.
349
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,510
Are you still playing this?
350
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:49,165
We're having fun.
351
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,341
When I was your age,
we had to escape our problems
352
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,561
the old-fashioned way.
353
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,738
Hey, I'm a fan
of the classics, too.
354
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,479
Nice role modeling,
Uncle Doug.
355
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,785
I'm showing him
what not to do.
356
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,874
It's very powerful.
357
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,572
You'll never make
your life better
358
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,790
by sitting around moping.
359
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,618
You gotta go out and live.
360
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,491
I'd have to take a bus
to do that.
361
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:13,320
Ignore him.
362
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:16,105
One night I was down on myself
like this one here.
363
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,847
But my girlfriends
dragged me out to go dancing.
364
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,675
I tied one on,
and the next morning
365
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,112
I woke up with a headache
and a future husband.
366
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,375
You never know.
367
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,247
Tied one on?
368
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,988
It means she was drunk.
369
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:32,339
Drunk and hopeful.
Don't you forget that.
370
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,167
I'm learning a lot here.
371
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,649
What the hell?
372
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,480
Hey, pass me his beer,
would you?
373
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,187
- Hey.
- Get in.
374
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,579
Okay.
375
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,366
Look, I'm sorry I lied to you.
Like I said...
376
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,716
- Stop talking.
- Okay.
377
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:06,155
I don't like that you lied,
378
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,115
but I believe you when
you said you want to change.
379
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,986
You do?
380
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:15,295
What can I say?
I was touched by your honesty.
381
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,079
See? That's what... I'm not finished.
382
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,994
Okay.
383
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,822
I'm gonna give you
one more chance.
384
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,129
But if you lie to me again,
385
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,870
I'm gonna run you over
with this bus.
386
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:31,615
- Okay.
- Okay.
387
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,008
Let's go to dinner.
388
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,837
Right now? Where the hell
am I gonna park the bus?
389
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,014
The place I'm gonna take you,
throw enough cash at it,
390
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,016
they'll valet anything.
391
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,715
Wow.
That was really douchey.
392
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,282
Sorry, I'm still in recovery.
393
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,545
I'm gonna need you to tell me
every time I do that.
394
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:52,636
Don't worry... I will.
395
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,561
Praise the Lord-o.
Hallelujah.
396
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,128
I said praise the Lord-o!
397
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,217
Hallelujah!
398
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,132
Let us put our hands together.
399
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:13,614
♪ You are the Lord
400
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:16,269
♪ You are
the Lord! ♪
401
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:19,707
♪ Forevermore!
402
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,752
♪ We lift you high
403
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:25,016
♪ High! ♪ Offering praises
to you, O God ♪
404
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,496
♪ O God, O God
405
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,325
♪ Thy kingdom come
406
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,674
♪ Thy kingdom come!
407
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,502
♪ Thy will be done
408
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,896
♪ Thy will be done...
409
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,768
She's got confidence,
you gotta give her that.
410
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,858
And the voice of a fallen angel.
411
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,512
Isn't she wonderful?
412
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,300
♪ You alone deserve the praise
413
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,389
♪ Almighty God
414
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,608
♪ You alone
415
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,436
♪ You alone!
416
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,353
♪ You alone deserve
our praise... ♪
417
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,789
I can sit in the back.
418
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,009
You will sit with your family.
419
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,751
♪ You alone deserve the glory ♪ Glory!
420
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,188
♪ Yeah,♪ You alone!
421
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,538
♪ You alone
422
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,497
♪ You alone deserve
the praise ♪
423
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,717
♪ Oh, you alone ♪ You alone
424
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,763
♪ You alone ♪ You alone
425
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,852
♪ You alone deserve the glory ♪ Glory!
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00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,209
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